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00:00I feel like I'm damned to be a loser and a widow
00:22Picking out the wrong clothes
00:25But I'm not meant to choose between two types of failure
00:33Ill-fitting faces are never quite dedicated
00:38Now
00:39Now
00:55Mom
01:03Mom
01:08Oh my god
01:31Morning darling
01:35We can still knock in this house you know
01:38Can you please turn down the music Angie
01:41Do you have to use my first name?
01:46Perhaps I should use your stripper name
01:48I'm trying to finish my assignment
01:58Ok
02:04Ok
02:08Cause I have to use my first name
02:14I have to take the time
02:175, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, 11, 12, 13.
02:261, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, 11, 12, 13.
02:43I can't find me, Galoo.
02:46Oh, I'm sure it's around here somewhere.
02:49It's really triggering when you dismiss my feelings, Mum.
02:52I'm not, but...
02:56Come on, old. Come on, don't be weird about stuff.
02:59I'm not weird about stuff.
03:01I'm just weird about this one thing.
03:04Where's Dad?
03:16Dad, you're supposed to come with me so I can drive to school today.
03:20Is that the time, is it?
03:22Now I can't find Galoo and I've got my big history presentation.
03:25Darling, you don't need a toy.
03:27She's not a toy. She's a transitional object.
03:31That's like a babble.
03:33Listen, darling, you've done the work, alright?
03:36We believe in the heirs and the values of the Enlightenment in this family.
03:41Yeah, I know, Dad.
03:43I presume that's also why you're sleeping in your clothes on a boat again?
03:46Are you coming home or what?
03:48Is he driving you to school?
03:55I have three dozen essays by borderline literate teenagers to mark by noon today, Dom.
04:01I'm working from home. You promised.
04:03Yeah, I'm not gonna...
04:06I'm not gonna make it in time.
04:09For fuck's sake.
04:11See you tonight, Dad?
04:15Uh, absolutely, darling.
04:17I love you.
04:20This kid hasn't met a five-solidable adjective he can't misuse.
04:24Jordan beat you.
04:25Right?
04:26Ollie, you know I can't discuss other students with you.
04:28Have you given some more thought to dropping one of your extra subjects this year?
04:32Maybe you've taken on too much.
04:34I don't need your advice, Mum.
04:36Especially coming from whatever midlife forest it is that you and Dad are currently lost in.
04:41Oh.
04:42Quoting Dante now. Nice touch.
04:44Glad you're listening in class.
04:47I just wondered if you...
04:48Wanted your advice when I said I didn't.
04:51Wow, you are, like, off the scale moody kiddo. Is everything okay?
05:06You alright?
05:07Yeah.
05:08You?
05:09Yeah.
05:10Oh, great.
05:11Now I'm gonna be late for school.
05:13Well, you go.
05:14Come on, hurry up.
05:15I'll deal with this.
05:16Love you, Mum.
05:17Love you, Mum.
05:27Sorry.
05:28I didn't see you, I just...
05:29Oh, God.
05:53Babe!
05:54you're late you okay yeah just mom's gone psycho dad slept on the boat again situation normal
06:04did you bring it oh oh i got you my mom swears by this stuff you can only get it on prescription
06:12thanks ollie mom says it's because i ate that meat pie i literally had no time to prep for
06:20the french morals this week practice the oral on me oh it's funny because you're a fat and i'm hot
06:28and it's like never gonna happen but i feel like i'm actually getting dumber just being around this
06:33guy yeah lame stoner jocks i know totally hey you ready for the big presentation yeah i'm a bit
06:46nervous did you find me glue we can go over it at lunch if you want see you ma'am
06:53see you bye
07:09ollie
07:12i can't find my main cup
07:15ollie are you okay should i get someone
07:32hello no i'm kind of okay now here i'll get you some water
07:37oh
07:41babes what's going on let me hear
07:45ollie
07:45please are you okay
07:48what's going on i'm legit dying
07:51morning
07:54hey everyone
07:55help you're up it's friday come on
08:06ah cool
08:12yeah it's gorgeous
08:16beautiful hey they're doing a gig in the next couple of weeks you should so come to that oh i love that
08:21yeah definitely definitely
08:23rose will be there
08:24oh yeah great
08:28miss davis
08:31it's ollie
08:34girls out please if you don't have to be here
08:37what's happening she won't come out
08:41something's wrong can you open the door please darling can you open the door
08:51rings can you call an ambulance okay
08:58are you calling it yeah i'm calling them
09:04i'm here darling
09:11all right guys nothing else to see here come on back to class
09:14holly
09:20holly i'll give you a tip on that yeah
09:24i'll take the edge off you can breathe there then you can hold that yourself
09:26i'll get your blood pressure
09:29here we go
09:36hey you're okay
09:37it's quite high is she epileptic no
09:45had your appendix out before
09:47no you cannot feel your tummy
09:50is it possible she's pregnant
09:53no no way
09:55can i just have a quick feel
09:58i think you might be having a baby
10:02no she's not
10:03no no way fuck that
10:05really we're in labor
10:08it's what a head it's what a head
10:10she's having a baby
10:12ollie i'm gonna have to cut you all the way
10:13split up yeah i'm sorry
10:16what the
10:17fuck i'm sorry sweetheart
10:20yeah this baby's coming right now
10:22now now
10:33oh
10:48oh
10:49oh
10:53oh
10:59oh
11:01Coming through behind.
11:09She's pretty close.
11:24She's going to put some food, isn't it?
11:27I'm small.
11:28I'm not.
11:29You're doing a breathing thing.
11:31See how so good?
11:36Oh, my God.
11:38Oh, my God.
11:39Oh, my God.
11:39Oh, my God.
11:40Oh, my God.
11:41Oh, my God.
11:41Oh, my God.
11:42It's all right.
11:43It's all right.
11:44It's all right.
11:46Hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on.
11:48Just relax.
11:48You're going to need stitches.
11:49Just back.
11:50That's it.
11:54Some mums want to keep them for center.
11:57Yeah.
11:57Congratulations.
12:05You can hold her now.
12:08Get that thing away from me.
12:11My sister works at this guy.
12:23His boyfriend is a nurse, and he said that Ollie's had a baby.
12:27GTFO.
12:28What if she didn't know?
12:29What happened to my cousin?
12:31A couple of times.
12:32Yeah, but Ollie tells me everything.
12:35I guess not this time, hey.
12:36Rima, have you heard anything from Ollie yet?
12:42You're meant to be training, yeah?
12:44Yep.
12:44Vince, where's that going?
12:45Can't get over.
12:47You guys know the rules.
12:49Five laps.
12:50Come on, coach.
12:52Off you go.
12:53Go, Vince.
12:55What are you waiting for?
12:58I've done my hammy, eh?
13:00Your hammy?
13:01You haven't done your hammy.
13:03You need to show some respect.
13:07You forget?
13:08What are you talking about?
13:10It's her birthday, Dad.
13:11I know.
13:12I have not forgotten.
13:13But if she was here, she'd be ashamed of the way you're acting right now.
13:16Five laps.
13:18Go.
13:18Go, boys.
13:21That's what I want to see.
13:23These guys are not going to be easy on Friday.
13:24Pick it up.
13:25Well, this explains the random crying and violent mood swings.
13:39Ollie, why didn't you tell me?
13:41I didn't know.
13:43Oh, come on, darling.
13:45You're a smart kid.
13:46I don't want it.
13:47I don't want it.
13:48Have I told you when you were born, we didn't think you'd make it?
14:11You weren't putting on weight?
14:15Failing to thrive, is what they used to say.
14:17I thought I would die if I lost you.
14:26This is your baby, Ollie.
14:32Once you get used to the idea, you are going to love her.
14:38You're going to love her as much as I love you.
14:43Mom.
14:44Nothing you just said helps at all.
14:52Oh, sweetheart.
14:55Are you okay?
15:01Oh, fuck.
15:02This will be a significant life adjustment.
15:05You didn't know about this.
15:06Hi, I'm Joanna, the psychologist on duty today.
15:12Great.
15:13You must be the parents.
15:14Sorry, grandparents.
15:16Yes.
15:18Could we have a moment?
15:20Is that necessary?
15:22To the patient.
15:22To the patient.
15:23Olympia, how are you?
15:40Best day ever.
15:43I understand the birth was a shock to you.
15:46Concealed pregnancies can have significant implications on the mother's postpartum health, as well as the baby's.
15:55I didn't conceal it.
15:57It's just a medical term.
16:02Everyone here is a bit worried about you, Olympia.
16:04I'm not going to kill it.
16:08Kill her?
16:09It's a bit early to be imposing your gender norms.
16:14Is the father out of the picture?
16:20And you weren't aware that you were pregnant?
16:23I was not.
16:27Olympia, you have some big adjustments to make.
16:30I am not going to keep it.
16:39I mean, Bowie is our fuck-up, not Ollie.
16:42She's ruined her life.
16:45And mine.
16:49Yours.
16:50What do you think is going to take care of this baby, Dom?
16:54Ollie has a child.
16:57Babies shouldn't have babies.
17:00What is that?
17:07Oh, God.
17:08What are you, Dean?
17:10I am a good dad.
17:12What you're good at is showing up for the fun stuff.
17:15At least you used to be.
17:26That's it, darling.
17:27Slowly, slowly.
17:30Almost there.
17:37That's right.
17:38Excuse me, but you're back.
17:45That's it.
17:46Just bend your legs.
17:46Just bend your legs.
17:46Just bend your legs.
17:48Totally.
17:51All right.
17:52Now let me check the stitches.
17:53Okay.
17:53All right.
17:54Now let me check the stitches.
17:55All right.
17:56Now let me check the stitches.
17:56All right.
17:57You're back.
17:57All right.
17:58I'm coming.
18:00All right.
18:02Now, let me check the stitches.
18:05These are for your next movement
18:13There's something wrong with me
18:23How could I not know
18:35Lucky
18:43Can I see her?
18:46Yeah, she'd love to see you
18:48Do you want to see the baby?
19:05I'll give you two a moment
19:35So are you going to tell me who the father is?
19:44It's no one you know
19:45We said we were going to wait until after the HSC
19:53You did
19:56So you just went and did it without me
19:59You know the whole school is going to find out that we
20:02I don't even know who you are
20:05Lucky
20:05Please
20:20Did you tell your dad
20:50That it's not yours
20:51That was chivalrous
21:04Thank you
21:09So what are you going to do?
21:17What if we just didn't tell anyone
21:22And we could find parents who want her
21:27And it would just be like nothing ever happened
21:31It's my decision
21:41The counsellor said
21:42This way we won't get attached
21:45I just think it might be a bit too early to make a decision on
21:50In any case
21:53You have to complete pre-adoption counselling
21:55You can't give your consent to adoption for 30 days
21:5930 days
22:00What do we do in the meanwhile?
22:03Is it true?
22:15A baby?
22:15Oh, Angie
22:30Is she okay?
22:33Well, it's a big shock
22:35But it's the baby, okay?
22:47Yeah, it's a little girl
22:48Oh, that's wonderful
22:50Not the best way to find out you have a grandchild
22:53Also about 15 years too soon
23:01What is it, Matias?
23:25That's a student at school today
23:26She had a baby
23:27In year 11?
23:29That's stupid
23:30You see, that's a stupid girl
23:32Pretty smart, actually
23:33Not smart enough, apparently
23:35Don't you go anywhere, Santiago
23:39Dinner is in 10 minutes
23:40Just let her go today
23:42It's his mom's birthday
23:42I'll go, Metro
23:46Come on, boys
23:47I'm sorry about what happened, Ollie
23:55Unbelievable
23:57Now, uh
23:59Miss Davis
24:01Miss Davis
24:01Is a G-milf
24:03Am I right?
24:05Come on, bro
24:05Check this out
24:09She didn't look pregnant, eh?
24:21Barrel of fucking fun
24:25You are not
24:26You are tonight
24:26You are tonight
24:26What?
24:34Didn't you bang her that night?
24:37What?
24:37Oh, shit
24:42Oh, shit
24:42Oh, shit
24:46You're gonna be a dad
24:51Wake up before noon
25:02And check my telephone
25:06Make myself coffee
25:15Make myself coffee
25:15They doubt if I'm alone
25:20Walk around the house
25:23Walk around the house
25:28Maybe looking for a tune
25:33I'll be a man
25:43I've been right home
25:43About
25:43Lying is just something I do
25:49And if it's a Friday
26:07I'll stay out all night
26:12And if it's a good song
26:20I can dance real fine
26:25And if he's a friend of yours
26:34I'll try and be polite
26:38Nothing I wouldn't choose
26:50Yeah, loving you's just something I do
26:54Loving you's something I do
27:01Something gets close
27:27Water bed broke, I guess
27:32I'm waving to the memories I go
27:36I called your mom, spat on your car
27:41I guess I'm waving to the memories I go
27:47If I could only speak what I want to say
27:52Maybe this would sound
27:55But it'd go away
27:58I could never be a thing
28:01I could never be under
28:03I could never feel the way I feel
28:08I could never feel
28:21Maybe this would sound
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