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Dora's Dunkin Donuts
by Harry J. Edwards
Comedy short featuring Shirley Temple -1933
by Harry J. Edwards
Comedy short featuring Shirley Temple -1933
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00:00¶¶
00:30Morning, Mr. Wakes.
00:31Good morning, Mr. Wakes, Morning, Mr. Wilkinson.
00:32Morning Mr. Wilkinson, how do you care?
00:44Good morning Mr. Wilkinson.
00:47Good morning Mr. Wilkinson.
00:49How do you care?
00:54Good morning, Miss Dora.
00:56Good morning, teacher.
00:58The usual?
01:00Sure.
01:02Four doughnuts and a cup of coffee.
01:04Good night.
01:20Don't you ever want anything else to bread?
01:22Uh-uh.
01:24Not so long as they're your doughnuts.
01:26Flatter.
01:28I think you like to pay me a compliment.
01:30I do.
01:32Look at this heaven-new teacher.
01:34It's after nine o'clock.
01:36Wait till I ring the bell.
01:38I'll make him hurry.
01:40Dora.
01:42This is a good night, Miss Dora.
01:44Don't you ever want anything else to breakfast, Andy?
01:46Uh-uh.
01:48Not so long as they're your doughnuts.
01:50Dora.
01:52You know you'd make a fine wife for some man?
01:54Do you think so?
01:56Oh, sure.
01:58I'm sure you would.
02:00Did you ever think of, uh, getting married?
02:02Well, yes.
02:04You have, huh?
02:06Oh, yes.
02:08But the right man never asked me.
02:10He didn't have?
02:12No.
02:20I'm late for school.
02:22The first time in 20 years.
02:23Hurry, hurry, Andy.
02:24Hurry.
02:26Goodbye.
02:27Goodbye.
02:28Bye, Andy.
02:29Goodbye.
02:30Oh!
02:35Oh, Andy, dear, are you hurt?
02:38No, that's nothing for a young fellow like me.
02:40No, that's nothing for a young fellow like me.
02:42Hoo, hoo.
02:43Hoo, hoo.
02:51That's a more fault off that bicycle.
02:58Goodbye, Andy.
02:59Goodbye.
03:00Oh!
03:01Ah!
03:03Teacher!
03:04Teacher!
03:05Teacher!
03:06Teacher!
03:10Good morning to you!
03:12Good morning to you!
03:13Good morning to you!
03:15Good morning, dear teacher!
03:17Good morning to you!
03:21Good morning, children.
03:22Good morning, good morning.
03:23Sorry, Emily.
03:24But by way of apology, we'll have the music lesson first.
03:27Oh!
03:33What is it, Shirley?
03:34Please, teacher.
03:35What general with five letters and his name was buried in Gramps' tomb?
03:40What general with five letters and his name is buried in Gramps' tomb?
03:44See, Lee.
03:45See, Jackson.
03:47No, Persian.
03:49Still hailing hard.
03:51Uh...
03:52Ha, ha, ha!
03:53General Gramps!
03:58Now, first, we'll take the roll call.
04:02Hiram Evans.
04:04Joshua Finch.
04:06Tom and Henry Hemingway.
04:10Abram Stone.
04:11He stayed home.
04:12Somebody broke his saxophone.
04:14William, John, and Robert Blunt.
04:18Childish Pope.
04:20Gordon Cole.
04:22Raya Pratt.
04:24Daniel Moore.
04:26Baron Spree.
04:28Everybody's here.
04:29Now, for a little long exercise.
04:34Ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah.
04:39Ahem.
04:40Now, hold that note until, uh, Charlie's stopped.
04:42Ah.
04:43Ah.
04:58Uh-huh.
05:00That's my hair.
05:01Uh-huh, the what?
05:03That's my hair.
05:06That's... oh, sure, that's your...
05:07Oh, my God.
05:37What is it, Dora? What is it? What's happened?
05:40Andy, at last I found a way to make a perfect doughnut.
05:44What? Better even than the ones you have been making?
05:47Take one.
05:56How do you like it?
05:58Dora, there never was a doughnut like that.
06:00Of course there wasn't.
06:02But look, watch me dunk it in the coffee.
06:07My goodness.
06:10Let me dunk one.
06:28Oh, Andy.
06:33Dora, if we could only advertise you on the radio,
06:36you'd make a fortune.
06:37Yes, but think about the cost.
06:39And how about the actors?
06:41I never thought of that.
06:56Goodness, I forgot to stop them.
06:58You see, I left a minute.
07:03Dora, there's our actors.
07:05There's our entertainment.
07:06You're going to be famous from coast to coast.
07:09Andy.
07:11Children.
07:13Children, children.
07:15We're all partners in Miss Dora's Bakery.
07:17And our three.
07:19You mean we can have some doughnuts, Mr. Wilson?
07:22I sure do.
07:23Come on.
07:24Come on in.
07:30All right, boys.
07:32Help yourself.
07:33Come on.
07:34Come on.
07:43That's it.
07:44That's it.
07:45I'll read your slogan.
07:46Don't redempting doughnuts they fall.
07:56Goodbye, everybody.
07:57Goodbye.
07:58Don't forget to tune in on us tomorrow night.
08:00It takes 30.
08:08Excuse me.
08:12Is there anything on your mind?
08:16Well, they're all kissing good-bye.
08:28Good-bye.
08:53Continuing the cackleberry farm program where hens are happy, Miss Gill will now render the
08:57foul song.
09:01As the chicken would sing it.
09:02Miss Gill.
09:27Hey, that fellow Wolfson hasn't showed up yet, what'll I do?
09:31Well, keep her cackling till I see if I can locate you.
09:35Hey, if she cackles another number, she'll land in.
09:39Please.
09:43Please.
09:59Are you Mr. Wilton?
10:01Ah, sure, sure, that's me. This is my program.
10:04Well, hurry, hurry. You're on the air next. Hurry up.
10:07We're on next. We're on next. Now, come on now, stick together.
10:11Oh, I'm working.
10:13Come on, come on.
10:15Come on.
10:17Right up there.
10:19Ah, there's noise you hear.
10:21The folks are being seated.
10:23Ah, you'll pardon the slight delay, folks.
10:25I had a flat tire at Knoxville.
10:27Oh, yes. Mr. Wilson had a flat tire at Knoxville,
10:29but he didn't say who she was.
10:31Introducing the new program,
10:33Mr. Andy Wilson and his dunkers.
10:35And, ah, just a moment, folks.
10:41Ah, the noise you heard, folks, wasn't a storm.
10:43It was Mr. Wilson arranging his music.
10:45Ha, ha, ha.
10:47Ah, Mr. Wilson, it's yours.
10:53Ah, ahem.
10:55Ladies and gentlemen,
10:57this program is to introduce
10:59Dora's Dunkin' Donuts,
11:01They Float.
11:03Remember the name, folks.
11:05They are baked by little Dora herself.
11:09Are you listening, Dora?
11:15Yes, Andy. I'm listening.
11:21Dora's Dunkin' Donuts.
11:29Dora's Dunkin' Donuts.
11:31Dora's Dunkin' Donuts.
11:33They are the rage of the land.
11:35No cookie cake or candy
11:37could be as fine and dandy.
11:39As Dora's Dunkin' Donuts,
11:41you'll be nuts about her donuts.
11:43You'll dunk them in your coffee,
11:45or any old drink.
11:47You'll dunk them day and dunk them night,
11:49and still they won't sink.
11:51Because Dora's Dunkin' Donuts,
11:53Dora's Dunkin' Donuts,
11:55Dora's Dunkin' Donuts.
11:57Dora's Dunkin' Donuts.
11:59Dora's Dunkin' Donuts.
12:01They are the rage of the land.
12:03No cookie cake or candy could be as fine and dandy.
12:05As Dora's Dunkin' Donuts,
12:07you'll be nuts about her donuts.
12:09You'll dunk them in your coffee,
12:11or any old drink.
12:13You'll dunk them day and dunk them night,
12:15and still they won't sink.
12:17Dora's Dunkin' Donuts,
12:18Dora's Dunkin' Donuts.
12:19We'll have enough.
12:20They blow.
12:25That was very well played.
12:27Very well played.
12:28Now, I want three boys to do a dance.
12:33A friendly child in the water
12:35I love with all my heart.
12:37She gives me cream with all her might
12:40to eat with apple tart.
12:42Atchum!
12:47You better do it, uh, Jimmy,
12:48and Bill, and Richard.
12:50Teacher, teacher,
12:52funny and old with
13:05I've been having the heart of gold.
13:11Oh!
13:12Give me more trouble.
13:15You want to ruin the program?
13:16No, I didn't.
13:17Jimmy.
13:18Uh, just her.
13:19Jimmy.
13:20Line up, boys.
13:21Right here.
13:22Next thing in the program, ladies and gentlemen, is the best dancing act you have ever seen.
13:36There's nothing, there's nothing to it.
13:41I wish that boy of yours would keep steps.
13:57Well, if you'd use your eyes, you'd see that he's the only one that's in steps.
14:02Oh, yeah.
14:04You're going to chime in, are you?
14:06I'm phoning Miss Dora.
14:08She's the sponsor.
14:09Mr. Wilson, I'm not giving the compliments, but you have a splendid act.
14:12Oh, I'm so glad to hear you say that because you know Miss Dora sunk her last dollar in this program.
14:17You have nothing to worry about whatsoever.
14:19Oh, thanks a lot.
14:20An awful lot.
14:21Make yourself at home.
14:22Thanks.
14:24Hello.
14:25Uh, hello, hello, Miss Dora.
14:27Dora?
14:28This is Andy.
14:29Are you listening to the program?
14:30Yes, Andy.
14:31It sounds splendid.
14:33Ladies, ladies, ladies.
14:35Please.
14:36Shh.
14:37Don't you judge me, you fresh mug.
14:39You.
14:40The manager just told me we're a great sensation.
14:42Take your hands off of me, you big siserville.
14:45No radio manager can tell me where to head in at.
14:49Andy, Andy, what's wrong?
14:54No, no.
14:55There's nothing wrong.
14:56My things couldn't be better.
14:57We're a sensation.
14:58That's all there is doing.
14:59Ah.
15:00Oh, my, oh, my, oh, my.
15:06Ladies, ladies, ladies.
15:08Ladies, what's your trouble?
15:09What's your trouble?
15:10You're trying.
15:11Start coming.
15:12Please.
15:13Please.
15:14Help, please.
15:15Get a seat.
15:16Be seated, please.
15:17Boys.
15:18Boys.
15:19I'll put on a little red riding hood.
15:20I'll put on something and be quicker.
15:21Sure.
15:22Can I have a table quick?
15:23All right.
15:24Ladies and gentlemen, I will now give you the drama of Little Red Riding Hood, playing
15:38the three parts myself of the little girl, the grandmother, and the wolf.
15:43And the bear?
15:44And the bear.
15:45There is no bear, ladies and gentlemen.
15:47Surely.
15:48Once upon a time, there was a little girl called Lady Lady.
15:51Little Red Riding Hood.
15:52Mr. Wilson.
15:53What is it?
15:54What?
15:55You put on the wolf's head.
15:56Yeah.
15:57Excuse me, ladies and gentlemen.
15:58I have a little mistake.
15:59There was a little girl called Little Red Riding Hood.
16:00She was going to visit her grandmother in the middle of the forest.
16:04The trees were chirping.
16:05They chirped.
16:06They chirped.
16:07The grandmother was sound asleep in bed.
16:12There's a knock at the door, and the grandmother wakes up.
16:18The grandmother was sound asleep in bed.
16:20There's a knock at the door, and the grandmother wakes up.
16:24The grandmother wakes up, Shirley, will you please?
16:37Get away from here, will you please?
16:39Naturally, the grandmother thinks it is Little Red Riding Hood, but it isn't.
16:43Who is it?
16:44It's the great big hungry wolf.
16:47Mind your business.
16:48Where's the wolf?
16:49Who's got the wolf?
16:50The wolf?
16:51Wherever that woman is, there's always trouble.
16:54There certainly is.
16:55Quiet!
16:56Get out of here.
16:57I'm going home.
16:58Listen, we're in the middle of the program.
16:59I don't care.
17:00I'm going to...
17:01I don't care.
17:02I'm going to...
17:03I don't care.
17:04I'm going to...
17:05I don't care.
17:06I'm going to...
17:07I don't care.
17:08I'm going to...
17:09I don't know.
17:10I don't know.
17:11I'm going to...
17:12I don't know all it is.
17:13I'm in the middle of here.
17:14I'll have you understand why.
17:15Shut up.
17:16Quiet!
17:17Quiet!
17:18Quiet!
17:19Quiet!
17:20Quiet!
17:21Shh!
17:22Will you get out of here?
17:23Get out!
17:24Hurry up!
17:25Ladies and gentlemen, this program will continue.
17:28Just a moment I find the wolf's head.
17:30There's only a minute...
17:31Oh, that's enough.
17:32I've had enough of it.
17:33Be careful, don't you?
17:35That's the straw.
17:36Get out!
17:37Stand back!
17:38Quiet!
17:39Get out!
17:40Get him, men!
17:41Get him!
17:42There is no...
17:44No hollow!
17:45Lay deeper!
17:46My fire is in here!
17:47Look!
17:48Dora's dunking!
17:49Don't let slip low!
18:06Care up, Andy.
18:07You did your best.
18:08Oh, sure.
18:09But I just wasted all Miss Dora's money for nothing.
18:12You know, Miss Dora, I had no idea the program was such a success till after I'd thrown Mr. Wilson out.
18:17Success?
18:18If I were simply swamped with orders.
18:19Oh, that's great.
18:21But to make amends, I want to offer Mr. Wilson and your donut program free time for a month.
18:26Will you sign here, please, from the bottom line?
18:29Oh!
18:30Oh.
18:32Oh!
18:38Show!
18:39You won't throw me out your radio station!
18:40Oh, oh!
18:41Andy!
18:42Andy, what are you doing?
18:43If it hadn't been for him, we'd have been a success!
18:45If you want a success, just if he came to apologize.
18:48He came to apologize?
18:49You came to apologize.
18:51Yes.
18:52I'm sorry.
18:58I'll see you on the air Friday at 2 o'clock.
19:01But you're...
19:04And I was a success?
19:06Why, that comedy battle you stayed with O'Brien.
19:09Comedy battle?
19:11Yes.
19:12How did you ever come to think of it, Andy?
19:15It just happened.
19:18Up, up, up!
19:24Fine!
19:25Right up the van!
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