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FAMILY_MOVIE_that_you_want_to_watch_again_and_again!_The_adventures_on_the_farm is a delightful family comedy filled with laughter, love, and farmyard fun. When a family moves to the countryside, they discover a world of playful animals, exciting challenges, and heartwarming lessons about teamwork and togetherness. With humor, adventure, and plenty of charm, this wholesome movie is one you’ll want to watch over and over again with the whole family.
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00:01:30Pete, Craig, where are you guys?
00:02:59Where is everybody?
00:03:36Ratio, breakfast coming right up.
00:03:40How are we this glorious morning?
00:03:42Doing great.
00:03:43Good to hear that.
00:03:46What did you say?
00:03:47I said we're great.
00:03:48I love you, sis.
00:03:50What is going on?
00:03:55What do you want from me?
00:03:56We just really appreciate everything you do around here.
00:03:58And rarely say thanks.
00:04:00So thanks.
00:04:00And from now on, we are going to be the big happy family you always wanted.
00:04:04Did you get the breakfast I made you, honey?
00:04:06Yeah, Mom, it was great.
00:04:07Yeah, Mom, it was great.
00:04:08But why is everybody so happy?
00:04:10I thought we were on the verge of losing the ranch and all its properties to the banks.
00:04:15Not anymore.
00:04:16We've just won the lottery.
00:04:18One billion dollars.
00:04:19We're rich, Jules.
00:04:20And now we get to keep the ranch, pay off all the debts, bring in more horses, and live happily ever after.
00:04:28And it's all because of you.
00:04:32Wait, you mean I picked the winning numbers?
00:04:34Yes, you did.
00:04:35We're so proud of you, honey.
00:04:37Wait, this, this is like a dream come true.
00:04:43Yeah, that's because it is.
00:04:45A dream come true?
00:04:46No, just a dream.
00:04:47Your dream proves size.
00:04:50My dream, but I don't get it.
00:05:01Got your gun, psycho.
00:05:03I fell for the oldest trick in the book.
00:05:05Get out of my room!
00:05:09What are you, like seven?
00:05:10I'll probably put in a teen at the end of that.
00:05:12Yeah, and we'll always be older than you.
00:05:15Stronger, too.
00:05:16And prettier.
00:05:17Well, if you're so big and strong, why don't you help me with the chores once in a while?
00:05:21What's the point?
00:05:22We're going to be out of here in like a week.
00:05:24Mom hasn't sold the place yet.
00:05:26She's signing it away today.
00:05:27Mr. Beato will be here this afternoon.
00:05:29Yeah, don't call Mom, Mom.
00:05:31She's our mom, not yours.
00:05:32Yeah, you're just like an illegal adopted alien or something.
00:05:36The term is stepdaughter.
00:05:39I think that only works when your father is married to our mother.
00:05:41But after he died, the term becomes human parasite.
00:05:44Sounds about right, doesn't it?
00:05:45Pretty accurate to me.
00:05:47This was my dad's ranch before you ever moved in.
00:05:50I grew up here.
00:05:51This is my home.
00:05:52So you're the intruders.
00:05:54Not for long.
00:05:55Just get out before I...
00:05:58The phone with the mouth?
00:05:59Oh, too late.
00:06:06I wish this was a dream.
00:06:08I wish this was a dreamer.
00:06:25Oh, too late.
00:06:28Oh, too late.
00:06:29Oh, too late.
00:06:29I wish this was a dreamer.
00:06:30Hey, good morning, Juliet.
00:06:43Take whatever you'd like.
00:06:44I didn't have time to cook.
00:06:47As usual.
00:06:49And it's Jules, remember?
00:06:51Juliet is a much prettier name.
00:06:53Only if you have to Romeo to go with it.
00:06:56Yeah.
00:06:58It'll happen someday.
00:07:00You'll see.
00:07:01Well, at least I still have Horatio.
00:07:05Your dad was my Romeo.
00:07:08And boy, could I use him now.
00:07:11How bad is it?
00:07:13On a scale from one to ten, I would need triple digits.
00:07:18This is my... our home.
00:07:22You can't sell.
00:07:23I'll try my best.
00:07:26Mr. Beadle is coming today to review our options.
00:07:29But you're not signing anything, right?
00:07:31I love this place, Juliet.
00:07:34Sorry.
00:07:35Jules.
00:07:36I don't want to move back to the city.
00:07:38I mean, whatever we can do.
00:07:40But you can't.
00:07:41Well, what happened to Horatio?
00:07:42Look, your dad made a wonderful life here for us and for Horatio.
00:07:48So we're going to do whatever we can.
00:07:50Win the lottery?
00:07:52I tried that.
00:07:54There is a very happy family celebrating in Ohio today.
00:07:58It's all over the news.
00:07:59I mean, what we really need now is a miracle.
00:08:06Miracles are possible if you put your mind to it.
00:08:09Okay.
00:08:10Whatever you say.
00:08:11Why don't you go check with your brothers, brainstorm with them, see if they can think of something.
00:08:17They could think that would be a miracle.
00:08:20What was that?
00:08:21Will do.
00:08:22I'm sure they're full of wonderful ideas.
00:08:24Okay, now watch this and respond truthfully.
00:08:44It's very important.
00:08:45I got it, I got it.
00:08:46Get on with it.
00:08:47Well, what do you think?
00:08:56I think I like the second one best.
00:08:58Okay, I have more.
00:09:02What are you doing?
00:09:04Craig's practicing his poses.
00:09:06Yeah, when we move back to the city, I have to be ready.
00:09:09My career awaits.
00:09:10Is what, a mime?
00:09:12Male model.
00:09:14You don't think I have what it takes?
00:09:15Well, look at this.
00:09:23Yeah, yeah, laugh it up.
00:09:24When we become rich and famous, we'll see who's laughing last.
00:09:27Oh, you're going to be a model too?
00:09:28No.
00:09:29I'm the businessman.
00:09:31Pete's going to be my manager.
00:09:32Yeah, I'll be handling all the deals because I'm great with money.
00:09:35Okay, prove it.
00:09:37Do you have two tens for a five?
00:09:39Absolutely.
00:09:39Absolutely.
00:09:45Thanks.
00:09:47Uh, Pete, I don't think that works out quite.
00:09:50Wait, what was that?
00:09:51Two tens for a five?
00:09:53What, do you think I'm an idiot?
00:09:54Okay, here's back your five, not giving back two tens.
00:10:02That's better.
00:10:04Now get out of here and do your chores.
00:10:06Try to pull a fast rule on me.
00:10:08See why I'm handling all your business?
00:10:10So you don't make those kind of mistakes.
00:10:14What, you think that's funny?
00:10:16Here's two tens.
00:10:17Give me a five, quick.
00:10:18She did it to me.
00:10:27You did it to me too.
00:10:48I wish it were that easy with Mr. Beetle.
00:11:14Hey, Horatio.
00:11:15How's your leg holding up?
00:11:17Still sore, huh?
00:11:20Well, don't worry.
00:11:22When it gets better, we could go out riding.
00:11:24Just like the good old times.
00:11:26Sound good, Phillip?
00:11:33Horatio, what are we going to do?
00:11:35I can't leave this place and I could never lose you.
00:11:38We've grown up together.
00:11:43You're a pony.
00:11:44It was my eighth birthday, remember?
00:11:47I got a new mom, two new brothers, and you the same year.
00:11:52Pete and Craig weren't that bad back then.
00:11:56Not until Dad died.
00:11:58I miss him so much.
00:12:02And Kim means well, but she can't run this place on her own.
00:12:06Pete and Craig are no help whatsoever.
00:12:08You know, what we need to do is come up with a plan, Horatio.
00:12:13A way to make a lot of money really fast.
00:12:18Any suggestions?
00:12:18You don't say.
00:12:23Well, when I can learn how to speak horse, we'll continue this conversation, okay?
00:12:30Maybe it won't be that bad.
00:12:32Perhaps Mr. Beetle will buy the place, fix it up, and let us stay here to run it.
00:12:37It's a possibility, right?
00:12:39It's a possibility, right?
00:14:07Now, Wesley, when we get there, I want you to sit back and not say a word.
00:14:12I want your father to work his magic, and one day soon, this ranch will be one of the biggest malls in the county.
00:14:16Another mall. Great.
00:14:18It is great.
00:14:20You know how much money American malls make?
00:14:22No.
00:14:23And that's why you're here, son, to learn.
00:14:26Maybe you're running my empire two decades from now.
00:14:28And you know what it takes from the ground up.
00:14:52Have a great day.
00:15:00Bye.
00:15:09When you look out there, what do you see?
00:15:24Trees, flowing streams, vistas straight out of postcards.
00:15:30I see waste, nothing but waste.
00:15:33All this unused land, taking them space from buildings, factories, and apartment stores.
00:15:38It's enough to make you sick.
00:15:41It's unnatural.
00:15:42It's nature, Dad.
00:15:43It's as natural as it gets.
00:15:45Ah, nature's overrated.
00:15:47If people like nature so much, they'd live in it.
00:15:50You see people living in those trees?
00:15:52I don't think so.
00:15:53Animals live there, Dad.
00:15:55Ah, that's right.
00:15:56And if animals ran the world, it would be complete chaos, disorganization.
00:16:01The whole financial system would collapse.
00:16:04People wouldn't pay attention to politicians.
00:16:06We wouldn't have a need for lawyers.
00:16:08And then, then what would we do?
00:16:11Celebrate?
00:16:12No joke like that, Wes.
00:16:14Not even jest.
00:16:16It's a sign of weakness.
00:16:19I don't like the signs up here make any sense.
00:16:22That's both to me.
00:16:25Deer crossing.
00:16:26And why do I care about that?
00:16:28Because there's a deer crossing.
00:16:33No!
00:17:04What's up, guys?
00:17:32You think you're really funny, don't you?
00:17:34No, I think I'm moderately funny from time to time.
00:17:38I want my money back.
00:17:39I gave you your money back.
00:17:41Not enough of it.
00:17:43Okay, fine.
00:17:44What if I say you could win it back?
00:17:46How?
00:17:47Just pick a number between 1 and 10.
00:17:50If I don't guess it right, I'll give you back double your bet.
00:17:53Okay, $20.
00:17:55Okay.
00:17:57Pick a number.
00:17:57Okay, I guess.
00:18:11Okay.
00:18:12Is the number between 1 and 3?
00:18:14No.
00:18:15Between 5 and 7?
00:18:16Nope.
00:18:17Between 8 and 10?
00:18:18Yeah.
00:18:19The number's 9.
00:18:20Better luck next time.
00:18:29Wait, not so fast.
00:18:31Now you picking up between 1 through 10.
00:18:33Fine.
00:18:34Number 5.
00:18:35Are you kidding me?
00:18:42You're going to let her get away with that?
00:18:43Come back here, Jules.
00:18:44Come back here, Jules.
00:19:14Don't get me away, okay?
00:19:29She's got to be around here somewhere.
00:19:35You're so not going to be my agent.
00:19:37Fine.
00:19:38I wouldn't make any money with you anyways.
00:19:40Your poses are stupid.
00:19:42You're stupid.
00:19:43Okay, smart guy.
00:19:45What's 412 times 97 divided by 7?
00:19:51I don't know.
00:19:52You see?
00:19:53You don't know.
00:19:55Okay, so what is it?
00:19:56Oh, no.
00:19:56I was asking you.
00:19:58You don't know the answer either, do you?
00:19:59I'm trying to change the subject.
00:20:01I made my point.
00:20:02No, you didn't.
00:20:02You would have to know the answer if you got...
00:20:03152.
00:20:04You're just making up numbers now, aren't you?
00:20:07I am not.
00:20:08Part 2.
00:20:09That was a close one.
00:20:22I know, I know.
00:20:25It was a dumb move.
00:20:26Someday, someone will lock some sense into me.
00:20:29But, until then, I come out on top.
00:20:33You're just making up numbers.
00:20:54Mr. Peel, what happened to your car?
00:21:12Oh, you won't believe it.
00:21:13We were passing one of those yellow signs, the one with the deer on it.
00:21:17A deer crossing sign.
00:21:18Yeah.
00:21:19And suddenly out of nowhere, a deer runs right in front of the car.
00:21:21Oh my gosh, are you both okay?
00:21:24Yeah, we're okay. Deer's okay. We swerved and hit a tree.
00:21:28But you tell me, why would they put a deer crossing sign right in the middle of the road?
00:21:32Wouldn't it be smarter to put it in a safer location where there's no people or passing cars?
00:21:38I don't understand what you mean.
00:21:40Well, those signs, they're a hazard to everyone's health.
00:21:43I mean, it's letting the deer know that it's okay to cross there.
00:21:45You know, someone should write a letter to the local authorities, and that would fix the problem.
00:21:49Dad, the signs are there for the motorist to warn them about the deer.
00:21:54Oh, that's absurd. How do we expect the deer not to cross the road when we're just giving it permission to do so?
00:22:00But if that's the case, we should set up a separate set of signs.
00:22:03For the deer. Maybe one with a speeding car on it so they know when they can cross.
00:22:08I'll say this is why I don't deal in the countryside.
00:22:10There's nothing like dumb deer here.
00:22:11Is he serious?
00:22:21Can I get you something to drink, Mr. Beetle? Something to calm your nerves?
00:22:25Oh, a gin and tonic would be lovely. Thanks, Ms. Bell.
00:22:29Kim, please.
00:22:31Kim? That's short for Kimberly, isn't it?
00:22:34Yes, it is.
00:22:34It's a lovely name.
00:22:37My first ex-wife's name was Bev.
00:22:39Short for Beverly.
00:22:41No, short for beverage. Her parents were real heavy drinkers.
00:22:45That was a joke, no?
00:22:49Father never jokes. It's a sign of weakness.
00:22:52The boy's right.
00:22:54Okay, let's get down to the contracts here.
00:22:56The boy has a name, by the way.
00:22:59I'm Wesley. Short for nothing.
00:23:01Nice to meet you, Wesley.
00:23:03I'm sorry. I thought I made it...
00:23:04Well, let's not get bogged down with details.
00:23:06Kimberly, you're in real financial trouble here.
00:23:10The bank is going to foreclose on the property by the end of the week,
00:23:12selling off the land acre by acre.
00:23:14Now, I see tremendous potential here.
00:23:17And I'm willing to buy your entire ranch and
00:23:19even help you with your move back to normal civilization.
00:23:22As we look over the contracts, you see that my offer is more than generous.
00:23:31It's lovely.
00:23:48I can see that you've really put a lot of, um, time and effort into this.
00:23:52Well, we'd have to remove some trees and some bushes and some wildlife.
00:23:56But this place has real potential.
00:23:57It's all about vision.
00:24:00That's how you get a head, son.
00:24:01You see something in your path and you mow it down.
00:24:03Like the deer.
00:24:07You know, this is a lot to go into.
00:24:09Um, why don't I give you guys a tour of the property
00:24:12and that, then you can see, you know, how we operate here.
00:24:15My father's allergic to fresh air.
00:24:18Oh, no, no, be silly.
00:24:19That was a one-time thing.
00:24:20And the doctor said it was more about the pollen in the air than the air itself.
00:24:24We'd be delighted to get two of the land, Kimberly.
00:24:26I only think about where I'm going to put that ten-story parking garage.
00:24:35Okay.
00:24:36Well, let me grab my allergy pills, sinus medication, eye drops, and sinus relief medication,
00:24:40and I'll be all set.
00:24:42Where's your bathroom?
00:24:43Yeah, it's, um, right over there.
00:24:45Okay, thanks.
00:24:47Your father has a lot of health issues, huh?
00:24:51Well, like mental issues.
00:24:52You see, at taking care of business, he's a pro.
00:24:55Taking care of himself is a whole nother matter.
00:24:58He was better when Mom was around, but after she left, he's been a bit obsessed with work.
00:25:03I have a daughter about your age who's very much like that.
00:25:09Not with work, specifically, but she can have a one-track mind when it comes to her obsession.
00:25:16What is it?
00:25:17Oh, it's not an it.
00:25:18It's a who.
00:25:19And it goes by the name of Horatio.
00:25:20And it goes by the name of Horatio.
00:25:50Juliet, Juliet, are you okay, Juliet?
00:26:00Juliet, speak to me.
00:26:02I'm fine.
00:26:03I'm...
00:26:04Ow.
00:26:07Who hit me?
00:26:08The lucky horseshoe above my stable fell and knocked you out.
00:26:13Lucky by whose definition?
00:26:15I don't know.
00:26:17Your father hung it up there, and he's always just said that it was lucky.
00:26:21Remember?
00:26:21Yeah, I do.
00:26:23I'm surprised you remember.
00:26:24You were just a pony.
00:26:26What is it?
00:26:27You're talking.
00:26:28So, what's wrong with that?
00:26:31When did you start talking?
00:26:32I've always talked to you.
00:26:34Every morning when you feed me and say hi, I say, hello, Juliet, and how are you today?
00:26:40And then after I eat, I thank you.
00:26:44Yeah, but I never understood you before.
00:26:46Oh, really?
00:26:47Well, I always had the impression you understood me quite well.
00:26:50This isn't possible.
00:26:51You mean I've been speaking all this time, and you haven't understood a word?
00:26:56Boy, do I feel like an idiot.
00:26:58Okay, this is not happening.
00:27:01I'm dreaming.
00:27:02Or I'm hallucinating.
00:27:04I was hit on the head with this, and now I'm hearing voices.
00:27:08What kind of voices?
00:27:10Horse voices.
00:27:11Do they sound like me?
00:27:12Yeah, they sound exactly like...
00:27:14Oh, I need medical attention.
00:27:16I hope you feel better soon.
00:27:18Oh, and I think my leg is improving, by the way.
00:27:21Oh, and I think my leg is improving, by the way.
00:27:51Oh, and I think my leg is improving.
00:27:52Oh, and I think my leg is improving.
00:27:53Oh, and I think my leg is improving.
00:27:54Oh, and I think my leg is improving.
00:27:55Oh, and I think my leg is improving.
00:27:56Oh, and I think my leg is improving.
00:27:57Oh, and I think my leg is improving.
00:27:58Oh, and I think my leg is improving.
00:27:59Oh, and I think my leg is improving.
00:28:00Oh, and I think my leg is improving.
00:28:01Oh, and I think my leg is improving.
00:28:02Oh, and I think my leg is improving.
00:28:03Oh, and I think my leg is improving.
00:28:04Oh, and I think my leg is improving.
00:28:05Oh, and I think my leg is improving.
00:28:06Oh, and I think my leg is improving.
00:28:07Oh, and I think my leg is improving.
00:28:08Oh, and I think my leg is improving.
00:29:40He's really the one who worked the land and built all this with his daughter Juliet, my stepdaughter.
00:29:47I've tried my best to keep it going, but it's really my late husband who had the green thumb.
00:29:57Green thumb? Was it infected? Is that what killed him?
00:30:00Again, not a joke?
00:30:04No. I'm sorry, Kimberly. Nature's not really my forte. There's just so many things alive here. Like this tree. It's alive, isn't it?
00:30:13Yep. It just grows right out of the ground.
00:30:19And you don't find that disturbing? Dad doesn't trust anything that isn't man-made.
00:30:24What about water?
00:30:27Don't drink it. It rusts pipes and fish go to the bathroom in it.
00:30:31W.C. Fields, right?
00:30:33That's an intelligent man.
00:30:35He was a comedian, Dad.
00:30:37I don't think he was.
00:30:39Where is Juliet now? Juliet, this is Mr. Beadle and his son Wesley.
00:30:46Hello.
00:30:47Wes is fine. My father doesn't shake hands.
00:30:49How are you?
00:30:53I'm fine. I'm good.
00:30:55Why, what have you heard? There's nothing wrong with me.
00:30:58Mr. Beadle is interested in developing the property, so I was just showing them around.
00:31:03How's Horatio doing?
00:31:04It's like he's improving.
00:31:06Not that he told me that or anything. I just noticed when I was checking him out.
00:31:10Who is Horatio?
00:31:11He's Juliet's favorite horse. They're best friends, grow up together, talk to each other.
00:31:17No, we don't.
00:31:17I mean, we're not that close. A horse is a horse.
00:31:22Of course, of course.
00:31:23And no one can talk to a horse.
00:31:25Of course.
00:31:26That is, of course, unless the horse...
00:31:29I'm sorry, you just reminded me of an old television show.
00:31:32Well, I wanted to bring them over to the stables.
00:31:36No, no, no, no, no.
00:31:38I mean, no. You don't want to go in there.
00:31:41Stables are a mess, there's hay everywhere, and it smells like horse poop.
00:31:44Oh, well, then I'll pass it.
00:31:46That doesn't sound like a real good environment for my sinuses.
00:31:49Maybe you could bring Horatio up to the corral, because I'd really like to show Mr. Beetle the advantages to running a successful operation, as opposed to a new shopping mall.
00:32:03Horatio's not quite himself today.
00:32:05I thought you said he was feeling better.
00:32:10I'd love to meet him. Horses are awesome.
00:32:13You really think so?
00:32:15Yeah.
00:32:17Okay, I'll go get him.
00:32:19Can I come?
00:32:22Oh, no, I'll do it.
00:32:24Horatio gets a little nervous around people he doesn't know.
00:32:26Since when did you start to love horses?
00:32:34Since I left the city and discovered the wonders of nature.
00:32:42Get away from me, you flying spawn.
00:32:45It's a bee, Mr. Beetle.
00:32:47See the thing, it flew right at me, it tried to kill me.
00:32:52Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
00:32:54Horatio, I'm a man.
00:33:24I'm taking you to the corral, and you are not to speak to me, because you are a horse and I'm a human.
00:33:29You got that?
00:33:30Absolutely.
00:33:31Good.
00:33:33No, not good.
00:33:35I didn't hear that.
00:33:36I said absolutely.
00:33:38No, you didn't.
00:33:39Oh, did I mispronounce it?
00:33:41I was just telling you I got what you were saying.
00:33:44Yeah, but you shouldn't.
00:33:45You shouldn't get what I'm saying.
00:33:47Then speak French.
00:33:48Why?
00:33:49Because I don't understand French.
00:33:52It's official.
00:33:53I'm losing my mind.
00:33:54Why?
00:33:55Because you're having a conversation with a talking horse?
00:33:58Uh, yeah.
00:33:59Well, I think it's a good thing.
00:34:01I like being able to communicate.
00:34:03Yeah, well, not when we're on the verge of losing the ranch.
00:34:06What are you saying?
00:34:07Now you don't understand.
00:34:09I mean, what do you mean by that?
00:34:12There's this really rich guy who wants to buy the ranch and turn it into a shopping center.
00:34:17So, unless we can convince him that this place is worth keeping it the way it is, we're done for.
00:34:23Aha!
00:34:23A brilliant idea.
00:34:26Yes?
00:34:26Well, that's what we need.
00:34:28A brilliant idea.
00:34:30Yeah, no kidding.
00:34:32This ranch hasn't made money in almost a year.
00:34:35No one runs out the cabin, so how can we prove that this place can be profitable again?
00:34:39Would you like me to speak with him?
00:34:41You think he's going to talk to a talking horse?
00:34:44No.
00:34:45What we need is something special.
00:34:47Something like...
00:34:49A talking horse.
00:34:53I got it.
00:34:54Well, how about a talking pig?
00:34:55I remember you telling me about that movie years ago with that talking pig,
00:34:59and there was the other one about the spider web and the pig.
00:35:02Humans seem to love pigs.
00:35:03No, just forget about the pig idea.
00:35:06You're a talking horse.
00:35:07Yeah, I thought we already established that.
00:35:10Yeah, well, you're the one who's going to save this ranch.
00:35:12How?
00:35:13My leg is still pretty sore.
00:35:15I don't think I'll be able to win any jumping competitions for a while.
00:35:19You don't have to compete.
00:35:21You are one of a kind.
00:35:22You're a talking horse.
00:35:24Woo!
00:35:49Stop that.
00:36:04I'm going to be a male model, not you.
00:36:06You can do it.
00:36:07I can do it better.
00:36:08Oh, yeah?
00:36:09Try this on for sons.
00:36:10Are you guys playing charades?
00:36:19Who are you?
00:36:21Yeah, these are our woods.
00:36:22Oh, you must be Pete and Craig.
00:36:24My name is Wes.
00:36:25My father's thinking of buying your property.
00:36:28So you're, like, the really, really rich kid, huh?
00:36:31Yeah, I've got a money tree growing in my backyard, but I think I like yours better.
00:36:35So do you have, like, money on you?
00:36:38I've got a few bills.
00:36:39Why?
00:36:41You a gambling man, Wes?
00:36:42On occasion.
00:36:44But I bet you $20.
00:36:45If you pick a number from 1 through 10, I can guess it.
00:36:50Okay.
00:36:51You got one?
00:36:51Yes.
00:36:56Number seven.
00:36:57Number six.
00:36:58Nice try, but you were close.
00:37:00I can't believe you.
00:37:02Why doesn't it work when I do it?
00:37:05Thanks, guys.
00:37:06Is the corral this way?
00:37:07Wait a minute.
00:37:08Give him a chance to win back that money.
00:37:09Yeah, give me a chance unless you want a serious beating.
00:37:11Okay.
00:37:12Tell you what.
00:37:14I'll bet you $50 that you guys aren't here.
00:37:17You're going to bet us that we're not here.
00:37:19And I'll prove it.
00:37:21Deal.
00:37:22You're not in Mexico, right?
00:37:25No.
00:37:26And you're not in Detroit.
00:37:27No way.
00:37:28And you're not in England.
00:37:30Right.
00:37:31So if you're not in Mexico, you're not in Detroit, and you're not in England, you must be someplace else.
00:37:37That's right.
00:37:37We must be someplace else.
00:37:39And if you're someplace else, you certainly can't be here.
00:37:42Naturally, if we're someplace else, we can't possibly be here.
00:37:59You see, we were trying to create a family attraction where children and adults could commune with nature.
00:38:28That doesn't sound very healthy.
00:38:31Oh, no, it is.
00:38:32It's very relaxing.
00:38:33You see, people build up a lot of stress in their day-to-day daily grind.
00:38:38And they keep it right here.
00:38:40Ow!
00:38:41What did you just do, woman?
00:38:42It was the biggest knot I've ever felt.
00:38:45You've got to have that looked at by somebody.
00:38:47I see all the top doctors in the city.
00:38:49Well, a doctor can't do anything for that.
00:38:51You need to have a good body massage by someone who knows what she's doing.
00:38:55Are you qualified to give that kind of diagnosis?
00:38:57Yes, I was a masseuse for 20 years.
00:39:01That's how I met my husband.
00:39:02He said I had magic fingers.
00:39:07Speaking of magical, I'd like you all to meet Horatio.
00:39:10A very magical horse.
00:39:17He's a beauty.
00:39:19Yes, yes, that's very nice.
00:39:20But let's go back to the house and discuss the contract, shall we?
00:39:22Oh no, Mr. Beetle, come closer.
00:39:24I really want you to see this.
00:39:26You're not afraid of a little horse, are you?
00:39:28You call that creature little?
00:39:34Yours money.
00:39:36Boys, boys, behave.
00:39:38We have guests.
00:39:40Okay, Jules, what did you want to show us?
00:39:42Did you teach Horatio a new trick?
00:39:43She's wonderful with animals.
00:39:45Have I ever.
00:39:47Horatio, why don't you say hi to this nice gentleman and introduce yourself?
00:39:52Hello, it's a pleasure to meet you.
00:39:59My name is Horatio.
00:40:01I'm a horse, if you haven't already guessed by my appearance.
00:40:05I enjoy long walks in the woods, hay is my favorite food,
00:40:08and I was considering taking up tap dancing,
00:40:11but unfortunately, I have two left feet.
00:40:15Hey, that was pretty good.
00:40:18Pretty good?
00:40:19Are you kidding me?
00:40:20I mean, maybe it wasn't the best joke in the world,
00:40:23but it was told by a talking horse.
00:40:25A talking horse?
00:40:26Were you crazy?
00:40:28Did you not all hear Horatio just speak?
00:40:32Yes.
00:40:33And?
00:40:35Yes, we did not just all hear Horatio speak.
00:40:38He just kind of grunted and snorted like he always does.
00:40:40But he looks great, Jules.
00:40:42You've done a wonderful job with him.
00:40:44You didn't hear me there?
00:40:49Say something else.
00:40:55Something else?
00:40:56No, tell another joke.
00:40:58So this horse walks into a bar,
00:41:00and then the bartender asks the horse,
00:41:01Why the long face?
00:41:03Get it?
00:41:06You get it?
00:41:08Long face?
00:41:09Horse?
00:41:10Horses have long faces?
00:41:12It's like a pun.
00:41:14I don't think they got it.
00:41:16You want me to try another one?
00:41:17Hey, how long are a horse's legs?
00:41:20Long enough to touch the ground.
00:41:21Jules, you want to take him back to the stable?
00:41:26Wow.
00:41:26This is a tough crowd.
00:41:28I don't believe this.
00:41:29He's talking, guys.
00:41:31He's telling stand-up jokes.
00:41:33What if I sit down and tell him?
00:41:35Would that make a difference?
00:41:37Mr. Beetle, let's go look at another part of the farm.
00:41:39Come on.
00:41:40If you insist.
00:41:43We didn't even have to make a fool out of you this time.
00:41:46You did it all by yourself.
00:41:47Don't be upset.
00:41:53I'm losing my mind.
00:41:55No, you're not.
00:41:57They're just too stupid to hear me.
00:41:59That's easy for you to say.
00:42:01I'm sorry.
00:42:02I was just trying to help.
00:42:03Oh, no.
00:42:04I wasn't talking to you.
00:42:05She was talking to me.
00:42:06Yeah, well, he doesn't know that.
00:42:08You're talking to the horse, aren't you?
00:42:10See?
00:42:11He got it.
00:42:12That's right.
00:42:13And you can hear the horse talking back to you?
00:42:16Should I answer that one?
00:42:18No.
00:42:19So you can't hear the horse?
00:42:21Yes, she can.
00:42:22No, I can't.
00:42:24Who are you talking to?
00:42:26You.
00:42:26I'm talking to you.
00:42:28And I am only talking to you from now on.
00:42:31Okay.
00:42:32You want me to help you bring her a-show back to the stables?
00:42:35Sure.
00:42:36So what?
00:42:37Now you're giving me the silent treatment?
00:42:40What did I do?
00:42:41What is it?
00:42:42Nothing.
00:42:43I didn't hear anything, and I didn't say anything.
00:42:46Uh, can I say something?
00:42:48Didn't hear that either.
00:42:48I didn't hear anything, and I didn't hear anything.
00:42:51I didn't hear anything, and I didn't hear anything.
00:42:52I didn't hear anything, and I didn't hear anything.
00:42:53I didn't hear anything, and I didn't hear anything.
00:42:54I didn't hear anything, and I didn't hear anything.
00:42:55I didn't hear anything, and I didn't hear anything.
00:42:56I didn't hear anything, and I didn't hear anything.
00:42:57I didn't hear anything, and I didn't hear anything.
00:42:58I didn't hear anything, and I didn't hear anything.
00:42:59I didn't hear anything, and I didn't hear anything.
00:43:00I didn't hear anything, and I didn't hear anything.
00:43:01I didn't hear anything, and I didn't hear anything.
00:43:02I didn't hear anything, and I didn't hear anything, and I didn't hear anything.
00:48:05We can't afford to keep it, but we don't want anyone to tear it down.
00:48:11I think we could build this ranch up into a real resort.
00:48:14A lot of animals and more horses.
00:48:16That would be cool.
00:48:17That would be cool.
00:48:17Wouldn't it?
00:48:18Wouldn't what?
00:48:21Wouldn't that be cool?
00:48:23Oh, I think so.
00:48:24But good luck convincing my father.
00:48:26He hates anything that has to do with the outdoors.
00:48:29It's like he's got some kind of phobia for all things organic.
00:48:32Well, that doesn't sound like that.
00:48:33Well, that doesn't sound natural.
00:48:34Well, you quit it.
00:48:35You're not funny.
00:48:36I wasn't trying to be funny.
00:48:38I know.
00:48:40I'm sorry.
00:48:41I could be funny.
00:48:42Want to hear a joke?
00:48:43I'm all ears.
00:48:44I didn't do anything yet.
00:48:48I know.
00:48:49Uh, I was just imagining how funny your punchline would be once you finish telling.
00:48:56Continue.
00:48:58Why couldn't the pony sing?
00:49:00Because his voice was a little hoarse.
00:49:03I haven't reached the punchline yet.
00:49:06I'm sorry.
00:49:07I already know that one.
00:49:08Oh.
00:49:09Okay.
00:49:10Uh, how about this one?
00:49:13A cowboy rode off down the road on Wednesday and came back three days later on Wednesday.
00:49:18How's this possible?
00:49:19His horse was named Wednesday.
00:49:21Heh.
00:49:22Oh, come on.
00:49:23You know that one, too?
00:49:25And Wednesday had two little pony cousins named Monday and Tuesday.
00:49:29Between the three of them, it was a short week.
00:49:31Heh heh heh heh.
00:49:32I give up.
00:49:34No, Wes.
00:49:35I'm sorry.
00:49:36I wasn't laughing at you.
00:49:37No.
00:49:38That's the problem.
00:49:39Will you let him finish his jokes and quit interrupting?
00:49:42I thought we were a good team.
00:49:45It's all about timing, you know.
00:49:46Just shut your trap before you ruin everything.
00:49:48You can hear your A-show, can't you?
00:49:51That wasn't an act.
00:49:53Nope.
00:49:54Nope.
00:49:55That would be crazy.
00:49:56And then they would put me in a sane asylum for being crazy.
00:50:00Humans cannot hear animals speaking to them.
00:50:02Well, what about Dr. Doolittle?
00:50:03He was a fictional character in a children's book.
00:50:05He just spoke to you again, didn't he?
00:50:07Yes.
00:50:08But only I can hear him.
00:50:12They're gonna lock me up and throw away the key.
00:50:19Hey, if they do that, I'll bail you out.
00:50:22Get it?
00:50:23Hay?
00:50:24Bail?
00:50:25Bail of hay?
00:50:26Bail you out?
00:50:27No, no, no.
00:50:28Don't cry.
00:50:29It'll be alright.
00:50:30His jokes are so bad.
00:50:31It's painful.
00:50:32Sorry, I'm afraid you're saddled with me.
00:50:34Sigh.
00:50:35Sigh.
00:50:36Sigh.
00:50:37Sigh.
00:50:38Sigh.
00:50:39Sigh.
00:50:40Sigh.
00:50:41Sigh.
00:50:42Sigh.
00:50:43Sigh.
00:50:44Sigh.
00:50:45Sigh.
00:50:46Sigh.
00:50:47Sigh.
00:50:48Sigh.
00:50:49Sigh.
00:50:50Sigh.
00:50:51Sigh.
00:50:52Sigh.
00:50:53Sigh.
00:50:54Sigh.
00:50:55Sigh.
00:50:56Sigh.
00:50:57Sigh.
00:50:58Sigh.
00:50:59Sigh.
00:51:00Sigh.
00:51:01Sigh.
00:51:02Sigh.
00:51:03So, as you can see, it's a perfect place for a vacation.
00:51:32It's a great area to raise a family as well.
00:51:36Yeah, it's very homely.
00:51:39Homely?
00:51:41Homey. I meant homey. It feels like home.
00:51:44Well, that's because it is one. It's our home.
00:51:47Once you sign these documents, it can be a great place for thousands of shoppers, too.
00:51:52Have you seen anything I've shown you, Mr. Beatle?
00:51:57Of course, Kimberly. My eyes have been wide open.
00:52:00Except when that buzzing flying creature was trying to kill me.
00:52:04Yeah. I don't think they were. And you can call me Mrs. Bell.
00:52:11Is there a problem?
00:52:13In a syllable? Yes.
00:52:16We don't want to leave her home.
00:52:19Well, Mrs. Bell, the bank's going to take it away from you.
00:52:23And there's the problem.
00:52:25And all I'm trying to do is help.
00:52:27No. All you're trying to do is help yourself by building another useless mall and make millions of dollars while destroying everything that's right in the world.
00:52:39And what my ass brought that on?
00:52:46You know, you may be a whiz at business and making money, but you don't have a clue about people's feelings. Your son was right.
00:52:58My son. And what did he tell you?
00:53:05About the same thing that you...
00:53:08You're so busy, so wrapped up in your work that you don't even know how to take care of yourself, let alone what's best for the planet.
00:53:16My son's future is all laid out for her, Mrs. Bell. And he will never go hungry. And I can't say the same for your kids if you don't sign these documents. Which, by the way, is no longer on the table.
00:53:27Really? Yeah, I know. It's on the floor.
00:53:30And it's for my health. I have the best doctors in the world. I have the best help. I have the best of everything. And there is nothing, I repeat, nothing that's wrong with me.
00:53:39What is it? My back! My back! I got a bad back, it's locked up. Here, grab my back pills, they're in the briefcase.
00:53:55Oh my god, these? They're useless. They just mask the pain. They don't do anything to solve the problem. Here, let me help you to the couch.
00:54:08Oh my gosh. Your back is totally out of whack. I can help you with this.
00:54:15I need Dr. Hurt.
00:54:17Who?
00:54:18My back doctor.
00:54:19Your back doctor is named Dr. Hurt? What's your dentist? Dr. Decay?
00:54:25Oh, Mrs. Bell, I don't appreciate your sense of humor. A man in my position.
00:54:29Yeah, which is almost horizontal.
00:54:32That may be. That doesn't mean I have to put up with your flippant attitude towards my current situation.
00:54:37You know, I thought I was going to enjoy this. Hang on. It's going to hurt a little.
00:54:44No!
00:54:45No!
00:54:46No!
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00:55:10No!
00:57:41I don't think you're crazy.
00:57:49I'm sure there's a perfectly rational explanation for why you can suddenly communicate with
00:57:53a horse.
00:57:54So, tell me how it began.
00:57:56Okay, well, I was hiding from Pete and Craig because I kind of tricked them out of some
00:58:04money earlier, but that is only because they torture me every single morning of my life.
00:58:09Like, one morning, they moved my alarm clock just out of reach and then tied my foot to the
00:58:16bedpost, so when I got up to turn it off...
00:58:20I don't know.
00:58:29I don't know.
00:58:33Ha ha ha ha.
00:59:01Ha ha ha ha.
00:59:03And most recently, they poured shaving cream in my hand while I was sleeping.
00:59:08Tickled my nose, and I hit myself, and...
00:59:11You never told me about that one.
00:59:13Happened this morning.
00:59:16And I really don't feel too bad about taking their money.
00:59:18So, skipping ahead, you say you were hiding from your brothers, and...
00:59:22And I was in Horatio's stable, and they didn't find me, and they finally left.
00:59:27I got out, closed the door, and...
00:59:29And the horseshoe fell and knocked her out cold.
00:59:32Exactly.
00:59:33I think I missed a section there.
00:59:35Right.
00:59:36You can't hear him.
00:59:37Stop chiming in, Horatio.
00:59:40So, this horseshoe is above Horatio's stable, so...
00:59:45When I closed the door, it fell, clunked me in the head, and when I woke up, I could hear Horatio speaking to me.
00:59:52Okay, so...
00:59:54Maybe we're dealing with a magical explanation rather than a rational one, but at least we have the cause.
01:00:00It is supposed to be a lucky horseshoe.
01:00:02That's true.
01:00:03That's true.
01:00:06Wait.
01:00:07Maybe that's it.
01:00:09Since I'm the only one who got hit in the head, maybe I'm the only one who could hear Horatio speaking.
01:00:14I guess that's one theory.
01:00:16Well, we can test it.
01:00:17How?
01:00:17Well, hit him with the horseshoe and see what happens.
01:00:21It's not a bad idea.
01:00:23What's not a bad idea?
01:00:25Horatio suggested that if I hit you with the horseshoe, maybe you'll be able to hear him too.
01:00:29That's a horrible idea.
01:00:31Why?
01:00:32It sounds like it involves pain.
01:00:33No, we don't have to hit you that hard.
01:00:35How about a little tap on the head?
01:00:38Really?
01:00:41Okay, but be gentle.
01:00:45Ow!
01:00:45Can you hear me?
01:00:48Did he say anything?
01:00:51What we've got here is a failure to communicate.
01:00:54Let me try again.
01:00:55Hit him again.
01:00:56Ow!
01:00:57Can you hear me now?
01:00:58Anything?
01:00:59I hear slight ringing.
01:01:01Sounds like we're on the right track.
01:01:03Hit him again.
01:01:03Harder!
01:01:04Ow!
01:01:06How about now?
01:01:07Can you hear him now?
01:01:08I can't hear anything now.
01:01:10Once more.
01:01:15Oh, God.
01:01:17Wes?
01:01:18Wes, speak to me.
01:01:20I knocked him out.
01:01:21Well, that's what happened to you.
01:01:23When he wakes up, hopefully he'll be able to understand me.
01:01:26Yes, if he wakes up.
01:01:28I don't believe this.
01:01:29The first guy I actually like, and I kill him.
01:01:34Okay.
01:01:35Wes, wake up.
01:01:37Hi.
01:01:41Ho, ho, ho.
01:01:43Up and at him.
01:01:44Time to wake up.
01:01:45Let's go.
01:01:50Hello, Wes.
01:01:51Nice day, isn't it?
01:01:53Yes, Mr. Tree.
01:01:55It's very nice.
01:01:56I see you're branching out all over.
01:02:03Hey, watch where you're stepping, buddy.
01:02:05Sorry, blades of grass.
01:02:06I didn't see you growing there.
01:02:15Don't look a gift horse in the mouth.
01:02:17Hey, I heard that.
01:02:18You want to know what I heard?
01:02:20Juliet is looking for you, and she has something to say.
01:02:23Horatio said you have something to tell me.
01:02:37What is it?
01:02:40Yuck!
01:02:41That did the trick.
01:02:44I think I might have hit you a little too hard.
01:02:47I'm sorry.
01:02:47You think?
01:02:49Because I don't even believe my brain's functioning anymore.
01:02:51Just drop the horseshoe, okay?
01:02:54And not on my head this time.
01:02:56I'm sorry.
01:02:57It was a dumb move.
01:02:58I should have never listened to a talking horse.
01:03:00Hey!
01:03:03Are you okay?
01:03:05I feel like I have a hangover, and I don't even drink.
01:03:07Well, you know what they say.
01:03:09You can lead a horse to water, but you can't make him wink.
01:03:13It's drink, not wink.
01:03:15Oh, right.
01:03:17That makes sense.
01:03:18Why would you bring a horse to water to make him wink?
01:03:21That's just silly.
01:03:22Besides, I wink all the time.
01:03:24Well, I drink too, so I don't know what the point is actually of saying all that.
01:03:28It's a metaphor.
01:03:29It means that everyone's supposed to take control of their own lives.
01:03:32You can't force a person to do something they don't want to do.
01:03:35Which is probably why hitting someone in the head with a horseshoe
01:03:38isn't going to suddenly make them believe in something like...
01:03:40Being able to hear a talking horse?
01:03:43Exactly.
01:03:45Wes, who are you having this conversation with?
01:03:49I was just responding to Horatio.
01:03:51Why are you staring at me like that?
01:03:54He's... he's talking.
01:03:57Oh, not again.
01:04:21Oh, my gosh.
01:04:46I feel so good.
01:04:48What did you do?
01:04:50Just a little alignment to get you back on track, so to speak.
01:04:54This is amazing.
01:04:56I haven't felt this good since... since Bev...
01:04:59What?
01:05:00Well, my wife used to give me back massages when we were together, and I do miss that.
01:05:11Yeah, well, a man can miss a lot of things when he doesn't take a moment to stop and look around.
01:05:18Drink up.
01:05:19What is this?
01:05:21It's good for you.
01:05:23Drink it.
01:05:23I'm allergic to a lot of things.
01:05:25I'm not supposed to have a lot of sugar or starch.
01:05:27Dairy's out of the question.
01:05:28It's pretty much just fruits, so...
01:05:30Don't be such a baby and drink this stuff.
01:05:33If your doctors told you that living was bad for your health, that you would seriously consider trying not to do it.
01:05:42Wow, I can feel my nasal passages starting to open up.
01:05:46Yeah, it's my own special herbal brand.
01:05:49It's much better than that stuff you get on the shelves.
01:05:53I can breathe.
01:05:55I can actually breathe.
01:05:56Yeah.
01:05:56And breathing is good for you.
01:05:59I'm sure your doctors would not even disagree with that.
01:06:03You know, I used to own a home in the countryside.
01:06:05Had a lot of good times there.
01:06:08Well, Wes was barely three when we moved to the city, so he might not remember much of it.
01:06:13That's a shame.
01:06:15Why did you leave?
01:06:18Well, closer to work.
01:06:21And then when Bev left me, I just had too many memories there, so we sold the place.
01:06:26Yeah, I guess it was time.
01:06:32Yeah, well, that's what I'm good at, right?
01:06:35Buying and selling.
01:06:36Not so much on the long-term investment.
01:06:39Ask my ex-wives.
01:06:41Yeah, that was Ryan's speciality.
01:06:43Building and developing.
01:06:45But he was also good at nurturing the kids.
01:06:48You're good at that too, Miss Bell.
01:06:52Kim.
01:06:54Monty.
01:06:54Monty.
01:06:56By the way, do you have any more of this wonderful tea?
01:07:00Yeah.
01:07:01I do.
01:07:03And I'll take another look at those contracts too.
01:07:08Okay.
01:07:13Continue on your way, Spawn.
01:07:14Monty.
01:07:16Come on.
01:07:16I don't know.
01:07:46I don't know.
01:07:53Wesley?
01:07:55Wes?
01:07:57Now what are we going to do?
01:07:59I didn't do anything to him.
01:08:01He's just horsing around.
01:08:03No, he's passed out.
01:08:06Well, get the pail.
01:08:07Splash him.
01:08:09It's empty.
01:08:10I don't want to drown the poor guy.
01:08:12So, he just fell asleep?
01:08:15Pretty much.
01:08:16Then why don't you try what they do in all those stories?
01:08:19What stories?
01:08:20You know, the ones you used to read to me when we were growing up.
01:08:24About the prince and the princess.
01:08:26Which one?
01:08:27I don't know.
01:08:28It doesn't matter.
01:08:29They all end up the same way.
01:08:31The princess kisses the prince and he wakes up.
01:08:34No, the prince is always the one to kiss the princess.
01:08:36Not the other way around.
01:08:37And then she wakes up.
01:08:38It's never the other way around?
01:08:41No.
01:08:42Not unless the prince is a frog or some other type of animal.
01:08:45Then he turns into a prince.
01:08:48Is that why you were always kissing me when we were younger?
01:08:51It's worth a try.
01:08:52Well then.
01:08:54Isn't it worth a shot?
01:08:56Come on.
01:08:57Be the first.
01:08:57Start a fashion.
01:09:00Your first kiss.
01:09:01I'm so proud.
01:09:03I wish I had a camera.
01:09:05Don't watch me.
01:09:19Oh, Juliet.
01:09:21Juliet.
01:09:24Is that all you can say?
01:09:27Wherefore art thou, Juliet?
01:09:28Sitting next to a pile of manure, if you must know.
01:09:33I had the strangest dream.
01:09:35That you were talking with Ratio?
01:09:37Yeah.
01:09:38But then I had another dream where I thought I woke up and...
01:09:41I was still talking to you?
01:09:46How you doing, Romeo?
01:09:49Is this like a dream within a dream within a nightmare?
01:09:53Depends.
01:09:53Did you think I kissed you in the dream or the nightmare?
01:09:57You kissed me?
01:09:58For real?
01:10:00Cool.
01:10:02So, that means this is...
01:10:04Really happening?
01:10:06A horse is talking to me.
01:10:08A horse is actually speaking.
01:10:10To me.
01:10:10He can speak to me, too.
01:10:12Jules, when the world finds out about this...
01:10:14Yeah, that's kind of the hard part.
01:10:16Remember?
01:10:17Oh, yeah.
01:10:18We can't exactly go around bashing people on the head with that thing.
01:10:21Some might get upset.
01:10:22And who knows how much luck is left in that horseshoe?
01:10:25There may be a limited supply.
01:10:27We have to find my dad.
01:10:29Yeah, and convince my mom not to sell.
01:10:31Not when there are miracles happening here.
01:10:33You're right.
01:10:35This discovery is a lot more important than another dumb shopping mall.
01:10:38Bring the horseshoe.
01:10:39Maybe if we both explain it to them.
01:10:40We'll be back.
01:10:44Not so fast.
01:10:46Nobody's leaving here until we settle a certain amount of debt.
01:10:48Yeah, you won some money from us earlier.
01:10:50And we want a rematch with a game you can't possibly cheat at.
01:10:54Cards.
01:10:54Really?
01:10:56You don't think people cheat at cards?
01:10:57Not the way we play.
01:10:58You don't think people cheat at the time.
01:11:47You've done a really beautiful job here, Kim.
01:11:50Did you decorate yourself?
01:11:53Mostly. Interior design has always been a hobby of mine.
01:11:57I'd say it's more than a hobby.
01:12:00Magical fingers, incredible tea, great taste.
01:12:03Could be the perfect woman.
01:12:05You cook?
01:12:07Okay, so nobody's perfect.
01:12:10But I do make a mean lasagna.
01:12:12You know, you were right about this.
01:12:18This is an amazing deal.
01:12:20I would be crazy not to take it.
01:12:22Plus, it'll be a big help next year when the boys go to college with their tuition.
01:12:27Well, feel free to have your lawyers look it over.
01:12:29Oh, they already have.
01:12:31Yeah, I emailed them the advance copy you sent me.
01:12:35And they basically said I would be a fool not to take the deal.
01:12:40Oh.
01:12:41So?
01:12:43Well, I think I have proven to you that I am not a fool.
01:12:47No, no, you definitely are not.
01:12:52Okay, so I guess there is just one more question, Monty.
01:12:57Yes?
01:12:57Do you have a pen?
01:13:04Thanks.
01:13:05Thanks.
01:13:27But you don't understand.
01:13:45We have to stop Mom from selling the land.
01:13:48There are magical properties in this horseshoe.
01:13:52She's right.
01:13:52And if we can figure out a way to capitalize on it, we can save your ranch.
01:13:55No, you don't understand.
01:13:57We don't want to save the ranch.
01:13:59Pete and I are going to move back to the city and become world-famous posers.
01:14:03Yeah, you guys are posers, all right.
01:14:05So, we want Mom to sell.
01:14:07There's no getting in the way of that.
01:14:08Now, we have some money to win back.
01:14:11This time, it's on our rules.
01:14:13Number two tens for a five.
01:14:14No more word games.
01:14:16It's time we're playing cards.
01:14:18These cards never lie.
01:14:20I don't know how to play cards.
01:14:22Well, it's very easy.
01:14:23I'll pick a card from the deck.
01:14:25Bet you $10 versus everything you stole from us today.
01:14:28What's the game?
01:14:29You just have to guess the card.
01:14:31Simple, right?
01:14:35So, what card am I holding, jewels?
01:14:38Four of spades.
01:14:40Four of spades?
01:14:42What?
01:14:43No, no, no, no, no, no.
01:14:45Best two out of three.
01:14:46Now, what card am I holding?
01:14:51Ten of diamonds.
01:14:53Ten of diamonds.
01:14:56What the?
01:14:57Oh, come on.
01:14:58Seriously?
01:14:59Can you see what card I'm holding?
01:15:04No.
01:15:05It's impossible.
01:15:06Well, only pretty boy can answer this time.
01:15:09So, what card am I holding, pretty boy?
01:15:12King of hearts.
01:15:14Oh, I don't know.
01:15:17I'm just going to have to take a wild guess, king of hearts.
01:15:21What the?
01:15:31Pete, what are you doing?
01:15:32I don't know.
01:15:33They guessed the cards.
01:15:35I don't know how.
01:15:35I can't explain it.
01:15:40That was actually kind of fun.
01:15:42I was actually kind of cheating, but you're right, it was fun.
01:15:44Shoot.
01:15:45I forgot the horseshoe.
01:15:46We'll just have to convince him without it.
01:15:48I just hope we're not too late.
01:15:50I can't believe you gave them all our money.
01:15:52They guessed the card.
01:15:53What was I supposed to do?
01:15:54Get our money back.
01:15:55That was the plan, idiot.
01:15:56Don't call me an idiot, moron.
01:15:57Don't call me a moron, idiot.
01:15:58Oh.
01:16:00How did that feel?
01:16:01Give me that.
01:16:03Oh.
01:16:04Oh.
01:16:04Did I knock some sense into you?
01:16:06Yeah.
01:16:07Let me give you back the change.
01:16:10Oh, did that hurt?
01:16:11Let me divert the pain.
01:16:13Oh, God.
01:16:16Kids, remember.
01:16:17Don't try this at home.
01:16:21If I could just chime in here for the record, I think you're both idiots.
01:16:26Who asked you?
01:16:27It is I, Horatio, king of all horses, ruler of the stable, drinker from the sacred bucket,
01:16:36and eater of the holy hay and foolish young boys.
01:16:41Those who toy with my magical horseshoe must endure my wrath.
01:16:46Please, no.
01:16:47We didn't mean it.
01:16:49Listen to me now or perish.
01:16:52What breed of horse can jump higher than a house?
01:16:55All breeds.
01:16:56Houses don't jump.
01:16:59What part of a horse has the most hair?
01:17:02The outside.
01:17:05What do you call a horse wearing a Venetian blind?
01:17:09A zebra.
01:17:11Oh, God.
01:17:12Make it stop.
01:17:13That one didn't even make sense.
01:17:15Don't worry, boys.
01:17:16I got a million of them.
01:17:18What's a horse's favorite sickness?
01:17:20Hay fever.
01:17:21Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha.
01:17:26Trust me.
01:17:44You won't be sorry.
01:17:45Well, I guess one can't stand in the way of progress.
01:17:51Mom, no.
01:17:52You can't sign.
01:17:53You promised.
01:17:53Dad, did you close the deal?
01:17:55Look around, son.
01:17:57It's all ours.
01:17:58Jules, I know you're upset, but believe me, it's for the best.
01:18:02No, you're wrong.
01:18:04They can't tear down this place.
01:18:06It will destroy the magic.
01:18:08What will happen to Horatio?
01:18:09She's right, Dad.
01:18:10This isn't a normal ranch.
01:18:12It's special.
01:18:14It's one of a kind.
01:18:16The people or the place?
01:18:19Both.
01:18:21They have a talking horse.
01:18:22I know it sounds insane, but he really can talk.
01:18:25It's true, Mom.
01:18:26Not everyone can hear him, but if I just smash you around with...
01:18:29Jules, enough with the games.
01:18:32We'll be happy in the city.
01:18:33You'll see.
01:18:34It'll just take a little getting used to.
01:18:37Where are your brothers?
01:18:38I want to give them the good news.
01:18:40Dad, trust me.
01:18:40Just one swift hit on the head with that thing and you'll see.
01:18:43Don't worry about the brain damage.
01:18:45It'll pass.
01:18:46That won't be necessary, son.
01:18:47I've seen the light and this place is going to be huge.
01:18:50People are going to come from miles around.
01:18:52But it does require one special ingredient to make the whole thing work.
01:18:56I will absolutely need Miss Bell to manage the place.
01:19:00But, Mr. Beetle, I don't know anything about running a mall.
01:19:04Well, you know just about everything else.
01:19:07And once people come and drink your amazing tea,
01:19:09breathe in the air, and get away from the city,
01:19:12they're going to feel 20 years younger.
01:19:14I know.
01:19:14I'm not just the owner.
01:19:16I'm also a client.
01:19:17So welcome to Bell and Beetle's Wonder Ranch,
01:19:20where dreams come true.
01:19:21How's that sound?
01:19:23Monty, do you mean it?
01:19:25You mean we can stay?
01:19:26Dad, are you feeling okay?
01:19:28And the answer is yes, yes, and a big fat yes.
01:19:31I've never felt better.
01:19:33And what about Horatio?
01:19:34Horatio can stay.
01:19:35The animals can stay.
01:19:36We'll get more animals.
01:19:37I want to build this place up to be the most fantastic ranch
01:19:39for humans and animals alike.
01:19:41Let them intermingle.
01:19:42People can pet the animals, can talk to the animals.
01:19:45And some of them might even talk back to you.
01:19:47When did you decide to do all of this?
01:19:49Well, I believe I came down with something since we first arrived here.
01:19:54Oh, really?
01:19:54Is it contagious?
01:19:57I believe so.
01:19:59It comes about when someone gets too far away from their past.
01:20:02I believe I'm homesick.
01:20:05Dad, did you just make a joke?
01:20:08I don't know.
01:20:09Do bad jokes count?
01:20:10Around here they do.
01:20:11Just ask Horatio.
01:20:13We have to tell Horatio.
01:20:15I love you, Mom.
01:20:16You too, Dad.
01:20:17This is great.
01:20:20Well, I think I finally made my son proud.
01:20:23I think the kids have really hit it off.
01:20:26Yeah, with horseshoes.
01:20:28Is that a joke?
01:20:31Watch out.
01:20:32You could just become funny.
01:20:34Yeah?
01:20:35I'll work on it.
01:20:36How about you give me lessons over dinner tonight, Kimberly?
01:20:38Do you like lasagna?
01:20:41I think it may soon become one of my favorite dishes.
01:20:46I can't believe we did it.
01:21:12We didn't even have to prove Horatio could speak.
01:21:15Perhaps it's better if we keep that secret to ourselves.
01:21:18If word gets out that we have a talking horse,
01:21:20everyone will start trying to exploit him.
01:21:23There will be t-shirts, lunch boxes, marketing gimmicks galore.
01:21:26Someone will probably even make a movie about him.
01:21:28Yeah.
01:21:29I guess you're right.
01:21:30We don't need another talking horse movie.
01:21:32No more.
01:21:36No more bad jokes.
01:21:39No more.
01:21:40No more bad jokes.
01:21:41Just stop.
01:21:43Last ad, please.
01:21:43Let it out.
01:21:44It has to stop.
01:21:45Last ad, please.
01:21:47Just let it out.
01:21:48That was odd.
01:21:50I wonder what that was about.
01:21:51There's nothing like a friend
01:21:54Lift you when you're down
01:21:56Spin your world around
01:21:59Make it fun again
01:22:01We're not here all alone
01:22:04Even if we spend some time alone
01:22:08Helps to know
01:22:09There's a place to go
01:22:11Cause you and me
01:22:14That's how it's meant to be
01:22:17Laughing with each other
01:22:19Through the years
01:22:21Hehehehe
01:22:23Hehehehe
01:22:23Hehehehe
01:22:25Hehehehe
01:22:25Ho ho ho ho
01:22:28Honey
01:22:44Hehehehe
01:22:46Hehehehe
01:24:18Well, you've been a great audience.
01:24:20I hope you all have enjoyed my little tale.
01:24:24But as you can see, this is definitely the end.
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