00:00Quem é você?
00:18Hello?
00:20I'm sorry, I got ahead of myself.
00:22Hi there, are you on the table?
00:24I wonder if you mind taking a brief survey?
00:26Who is that?
00:28Five questions, I know you're sleeping,
00:30but I just bet it will help you feel right as rain.
00:38Who's speaking?
00:46Hey, open the door!
00:50I'd just be thrilled to chat once we've run the survey.
00:52Shall we begin with question one?
00:54Shall we begin with question one?
00:56I'm taking your goddamn survey!
00:58Hey!
01:02Open the door!
01:04Oh!
01:06Oh!
01:16Oh!
01:18Hello!
01:40Hey!
01:41Hello!
01:42Five questions!
01:44Five questions!
01:46Five questions!
01:48What do I get at the end?
01:50Depends on your answers.
01:58Great!
01:59Off we go!
02:00To start out, who are you?
02:02Who are you?
02:03What's the first question?
02:04A first name will do.
02:16I...
02:17I don't know.
02:18It's okay.
02:19If you can't answer the question, feel free to say unknown.
02:22What is this?
02:23Okay.
02:24Unknown.
02:25What?
02:26Question two.
02:27In which U.S. state or territory were you born?
02:29Wait...
02:30Which state or territory, please?
02:32I don't...
02:34I don't know.
02:35Unknown.
02:36I don't know!
02:37Question three.
02:38Please name any U.S. state or territory first that comes to mind.
02:40Fuck!
02:41I don't know!
02:42Delaware!
02:43What is...
02:44Delaware.
02:45Question four.
02:46What is Mr. Egan's favorite breakfast?
02:50That one makes no sense.
02:51Right?
02:52Unknown.
02:53Unknown.
02:54Question five.
02:55And as a reminder, this is your final question.
02:57To the best of your memory, what is or was the color of your mother's eyes?
03:11What bell did you do to me?
03:13Unknown.
03:14So that's unknown, unknown, Delaware, unknown, unknown.
03:18That's the perfect score.
03:23That's the perfect score.
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