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00:00One half hour.

00:13To thy cell phone be true.

00:17You can grab a pen and a pad or just listen

00:30Cause I got his back and he's got mine

00:32That's the way it should be with all mankind

00:34Cause each of us is just a part of the planet

00:37And while we can't help each other, I never understand it

00:40I think it's all responsibility

00:42So don't even ask the bell tolls for thee

00:45No man is an island of time of itself

00:47You need to keep that thought, put it up on the shelf

00:50And forget about fortune and fame and having wealth

00:53Cause you ain't doing nothing if you're just doing for self

00:55I'll see you Saturday

01:04Oh, great

01:05And by the way, that's a beautiful briefcase

01:08They're hoarding their backpacks

01:11Miss Geis has fully recovered from her injuries

01:13And bonus, she gave us some extra bonus points

01:16And Mr. Hall, well, he gave us our test

01:20It's said that you're one tragedy away from being an activist

01:23Well, now I'm on a roll

01:25Talk about tragic, the school colors reek

01:28I think I'll start with pastels for the spring

01:32And earth tones for the fall

01:34To people, it doesn't mean that you like them

01:40Yeah, but you did call me a brain

01:43I meant it in a bad way

01:44Good argument, counselor

01:46Oh, and you are always so articulate

01:49I hope that you get into Yale or Harvard Law School

01:52Which one's further?

01:54I'm the closest

01:55No, I worry about these two

01:56Think we should break this up?

01:58Oh, no, that's just the way they are

02:00They really like each other

02:01They just don't know how to communicate like we do

02:03I'm the only good influencer

02:04The work of naughty ghosts and goblins

02:12Are just young vandals

02:13It's the time of year for Halloween hijinks like this

02:16But Eastern Iowa Police

02:17He loves it so much

02:34Where'd he get it?

02:36Uh-huh

02:36I guess the same place he got that Neil Diamond CD

02:39Is that where he put it on Sweet Caroline again?

02:42No!

02:43When she was out, she was expecting a gold bracelet or something

02:46But, you know, that's a going out for over a year

02:49Already met her parents kind of gift

02:51Exactly

02:52Actually, you kind of saved me

02:55I mean, if we were up to her, we'd be married by next week

02:58Ew

02:58Well, I guess I won't be needing this

03:01Why don't you keep it?

03:03Thank you, Josh

03:04Hey, you want to do something?

03:07A movie?

03:09The new, um, Jim Carrey's opening up

03:11Oh, actually, I wouldn't mind seeing the new Mel Gibson

03:14I don't even remember her name

03:21So long to kick lyrics that come this way strong

03:25See, we bring the flavor that's banging in your ear

03:28Keeping it real, no doubt, without fear

03:31Always representing just like this here

03:33Rocking the mic, drunk tight with fat gear

03:36See, we bring the flavor that's banging in your ear

03:39Keeping it real, no doubt, without fear

03:42Always representing just like this here

03:45Rocking the mic, drunk tight with fat gear

03:47Hell yeah!

03:48Hell yeah!

03:54A middle and an end, except...

03:58Is that it?

04:00I don't get that one.

04:03Well, I've kept you from fourth class periods.

04:08And Mr. Hall told me that he's eager to start talking...

04:12What's he eager to do, Tom?

04:14It wasn't me.

04:15No rolling.

04:16Well, I've kept you from fourth class, fourth period.

04:19The girl playing the lead was hot, okay?

04:24This time and motion chart here is where I mess up.

04:27Now.

04:29Sorry.

04:34Hey, what the heck?

04:35It's half hour over already.

04:37Half hour, it's half done.

04:38I've been sitting here for two and a half hours, and my butt is numb. Are you done?

04:55Now, you can look.

04:56Sure, I look exactly the same.

05:00Well, who do you think I am, Sabrina?

05:02Who do you think I am, Sabrina?

05:14Let me make sure I get every word exactly right.

05:16He said, tell her I want my scarf back.

05:20I've never done this before.

05:24If you ever spot me at a Steven Seagal movie, call somebody, because I am in full mental health.

05:30Too butch for the ice capet.

05:33Hey, this golf business, baby.

05:36Because I am in need of serious medical attention.

05:40I have to ask your situation regarding a situation that will come up.

05:45Come up.

05:47That's not it.

05:54Can't we just get through the scene today?

05:55Okay.

05:59Cyclops!

06:01Yeah!

06:03Boom!

06:08So let me go through this one more time.

06:11You're telling me you've been at school since September?

06:13September?

06:14Oh, this is so spooky.

06:16I don't remember seeing you here.

06:19I know everyone.

06:21What, Sherry?

06:22Think I just snapped my fingers and magically appeared?

06:24As if.

06:25You're telling me you've been at school since September?

06:26This is so spooky.

06:27I don't remember seeing you here and I know everyone.

06:29What, Sherry?

06:30You think I just snapped my fingers and magically appeared?

06:32As if.

06:33so let me go through this one more time you're telling me you've been at school since september

06:46this is so spooky i don't remember seeing you here and i know everyone what sherry think i

06:54just snapped my fingers and magically appeared as if

06:57this is too weird for me

07:09you're watching

07:14so i guess i'll see you in school you don't want to come in

07:27nice but not mean not bad but i'll pass

07:35what bugs me is if sean and dion had just told me it went down that way we wouldn't have gone

07:46through all that angst but i did get my car waxed in the deal so never mind

07:52so

08:00you

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