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00:00:00陛下不愧是天底下最勇猛的男人
00:00:07这龙体一看就能让人聚生梦死
00:00:11陛下
00:00:13陛下
00:00:17这身体是你能碰的吗
00:00:21把人剥出去
00:00:23剥碎了魏珠
00:00:24造孽啊
00:00:25宝君又杀人了
00:00:30好帅的古装美男啊
00:00:49身材也很不错嘛
00:01:00不对啊
00:01:03我不是死了吗
00:01:05这是哪儿啊
00:01:07这是哪儿啊
00:01:11尼克一
00:01:15啊
00:01:16我翻台了
00:01:17我翻台了
00:01:18啊
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00:01:49I'll be back to you next week.
00:02:19Yes, yes, I am. What happened to you?
00:02:22You killed me.
00:02:24I'm sorry.
00:02:26This guy is so smart.
00:02:27He is so smart.
00:02:29Don't give up.
00:02:31Let's go.
00:02:32Let's go.
00:02:33Let's go.
00:02:34Let's go.
00:02:40My God.
00:02:41I didn't see it.
00:02:42The king of the king's handkerchief has never been killed.
00:02:46I can't wait for that.
00:03:01定下因缘不已 或许都是那命中注定
00:03:06完了 冲撞天眼 这女子定是要被错骨杨徽了
00:03:27当众强吻一股皇帝
00:03:31这下我肯定死定了吧
00:03:37这暴君还没反应
00:03:39难道是亲的不够
00:03:43什么鬼啊
00:03:44不要看那女子
00:03:45还干嘛
00:03:46陛下的嘴唇好软 好好情啊
00:03:52还有这个锁骨 也好看
00:03:55很适合留个牙印呢
00:04:03来人
00:04:07冒犯陛下的人拖出去五马分尸
00:04:09五马分尸
00:04:11多少死的有点不停啊
00:04:13哎
00:04:15既然如此
00:04:17感谢陛下赐死
00:04:19三 二
00:04:21一个一我来了
00:04:23嘿嘿嘿嘿
00:04:24风其为苏美人
00:04:27惊与事情
00:04:29什么
00:04:30朕倒要看我
00:04:31你究竟想干什么
00:04:33你怎么差别对待啊
00:04:34凭什么勾搭你的小飞死你就四死了
00:04:37轮到我就风飞了
00:04:39凭什么
00:04:42你凭什么去别对待啊
00:04:44勾搭你的小飞死你就四死了
00:04:46轮到我就风飞了
00:04:47凭什么
00:04:48凭什么
00:04:49凭什么
00:04:50凭声乐意
00:04:52气死我了
00:04:53狗男人
00:04:54男人
00:04:55简直就是我父婆路上的绊脚石嘛
00:05:03干什么啊 狗暴君
00:05:04放我下来
00:05:06是请
00:05:10放我下来
00:05:21刚才不是还要勾引着
00:05:24来继续
00:05:41看来艾飞
00:05:42想说这玩点不一样的
00:05:45摸也摸了
00:05:46一次都没死成
00:05:48一定是我玩的不够过分
00:05:50看来
00:05:51得玩点狠的
00:05:54老实一点
00:05:56老实一点
00:05:57老实点
00:05:59你喜换玩这个呀
00:06:15Don't kill me.
00:06:17If you kill me, I won't be able to kill you.
00:06:24My mother played so big?
00:06:26Don't kill me!
00:06:27You can't kill me!
00:06:28You can't kill me!
00:06:35I'm so scared.
00:06:37You can't kill me!
00:06:40Don't kill me!
00:06:41Don't kill me!
00:06:43No one could kill me.
00:06:48How?
00:06:49I'm dead.
00:06:50You're dead.
00:06:51I won't kill you.
00:06:52I'm not going to kill you.
00:06:53I'll be back to you next week.
00:06:55I'll be back to the rest of the day.
00:06:56I'll be back to the rest of the day.
00:06:58This is a bad thing.
00:07:00I'm so scared.
00:07:01I'm still alive.
00:07:03I'm still alive.
00:07:04There's a fight.
00:07:05Look at us.
00:07:06We're gonna kill you.
00:07:07We're gonna kill you.
00:07:14What?
00:07:16Don't kill you.
00:07:17I'll kill you so much.
00:07:18You're dead.
00:07:19You're dead.
00:07:20That's the one who洗zed me.
00:07:22I'll kill you.
00:07:23This one?
00:07:24Let's go.
00:07:26This one?
00:07:27Oh, what's this?
00:07:29I don't want to die.
00:07:30What's this?
00:07:32Ah, what's this?
00:07:33I can kill you.
00:07:34嗯?
00:07:49蘇婷堂
00:07:52啊?
00:07:53她怎麼知道我叫蘇婷堂?
00:07:55難道是系統忘記告訴我具型設定了?
00:08:01陛下,是不是有刺客?
00:08:03陛下最愛的爐子
00:08:05真像蘆瑪分屍也不夠死的呀
00:08:10陛下,是不是很生氣啊?
00:08:12生氣就對了
00:08:14你可以殺了我解氣啊
00:08:18你可以殺了我解氣啊
00:08:21原來愛妃喜歡砸東西啊
00:08:23嗯?
00:08:24把鎮庫裡的寶貝都拿來
00:08:26你和愛妃砸一件,五十件
00:08:29啊?
00:08:31啊?
00:08:32這貴人怕落不著陛下下捏昏湯啊
00:08:34走走走走
00:08:38啊?
00:08:40啊?
00:08:41啊?
00:08:42啊?
00:08:43It's the fate of my life
00:08:45Let me be sure to共同
00:08:47It's the love, it's the love
00:08:49It's the love
00:08:51It's the love
00:08:53I'll never forget
00:08:55I'll give you a serious question
00:08:57Don't move
00:08:59It's a bad thing
00:09:01I think the mood is too stable
00:09:03You can check the bad thing
00:09:05It's 15%
00:09:07It's 10%
00:09:09What?
00:09:13Well
00:09:15I'm not sure
00:09:17But if I say I'm not going to do it
00:09:21You can trust me
00:09:23You are so
00:09:29You have to take care of me
00:09:31I hope it will be a good thing
00:09:33It will be a good thing
00:09:35It will be a good thing
00:09:37It will be a good thing
00:09:39I don't know
00:09:41Oh
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00:10:27孟天成韵 皇帝诏曰 封宫与苏氏为品 赐金银财宝 铃罗绸缎各十箱
00:10:40恭喜苏平娘娘 各喜苏平娘娘 娘娘真是宛若天仙下凡 怪不得比山一晚上给您连生三斤呢
00:10:57是啊是啊 娘娘真是好福气啊
00:10:59这个福气给你 你要不要啊
00:11:02什么都不如我的一个异乡啊
00:11:10对了 我是生存 要是我把这些金银猪宝都带在身上 回去岂不是要能再发一波
00:11:17太多了 根本装不完
00:11:21你过来
00:11:23你叫什么名字
00:11:25奴婢夏主
00:11:27夏主 你们陛下之前杀人 一般犯的都是啥错
00:11:32嗯 曾有个才人冲撞了婉妃娘娘 被陛下当场赐死了
00:11:37婉妃 就你了
00:11:40治不了你 还治不了你的小妃子呢
00:11:45娘娘
00:11:46岂有此理 本宫倒是要看看 什么样的下贱东西 能勾得陛下为他连生三斤
00:11:58这个刘海像三毛一样的 就是婉妃
00:12:09是
00:12:10对面那个穿得像金钱豹一样的 就是皇上兴封的苏贫
00:12:16回娘娘 是的
00:12:18一个下贱贫死了 还配当贫
00:12:22绿果 给本宫打烂他的嘴
00:12:24姐妹了 给我上
00:12:25给我上
00:12:26上 Kellie
00:12:36哎 那不错
00:12:37Puckz
00:12:39啊
00:12:40啊
00:12:41啊
00:12:41怎么好要我
00:12:42赶您就争猪辱的атель
00:12:44小妃娘娘
00:12:45啊
00:12:46这是我 特地准备的飞ог活火体
00:12:49啊
00:12:50怎么样
00:12:50是不是很好看
00:12:53响 搖
00:12:56I think that we're only going to take the wrong rule, please make the last move, please stop.
00:12:59Lord child, that's not good.
00:13:02Lord did not.
00:13:03Aush b b, she can't even make any of you.
00:13:08Lord, Lord, Lord, You have to kill yourself, Lord.
00:13:13Lord, Lord, he'll kill you for a while, Lord.
00:13:15Lord, what do you do when he is going to do?
00:13:17I'm just looking for you.
00:13:19Lord Jesus, how do you do when he is dangerous?
00:13:23Lord, what do you do when he is going to do?
00:13:25I just got you out of here!
00:13:27Are you crazy?
00:13:29With the king of the king of the queen of the queen of the queen of the queen, she died!
00:13:33I am not sure!
00:13:40The king of the queen!
00:13:44I am sorry!
00:13:47This is how I died!
00:13:49The king, look!
00:13:50I got you all the love of the queen!
00:13:52I am like this!
00:13:53I am so sorry!
00:13:55You say right?
00:13:56I'm sorry.
00:13:57I'll give you a chance to kill me.
00:13:59I'm sorry.
00:14:00I'll take a look at the next time.
00:14:02You wait for the Lord to kill me.
00:14:04Here.
00:14:05I'll take you to get him.
00:14:06Yes.
00:14:09Let's go.
00:14:10You're...
00:14:11You're...
00:14:12I...
00:14:14I'm just trying to take a look at you.
00:14:16You're going to go.
00:14:17I...
00:14:18You're going to take us to the day.
00:14:20You're going to get a look at us.
00:14:21I'm going to...
00:14:22I'm going to get you.
00:14:23What?
00:14:25陛下, you're all right?
00:14:27You have a problem?
00:14:29No problem.
00:14:31You'll be able to live in the house.
00:14:33If you don't want to lie to you, you'll want to lie to you.
00:14:35苏娘娘是千年古里京傳世?
00:14:38真是把寶君迷成...
00:14:41太詭異了。
00:14:43寶君他超愛苏娘娘。
00:14:45愛妃,你就別生氣了。
00:14:47不就劉海嗎?
00:14:48見吧。
00:14:49夫妻,我沒有把人變成尼姑的癖好啊。
00:14:52這寶君腦子有泡吧?
00:14:55我怎麼仿佛看見一個一離我越來越遠了呀。
00:14:59真明白。
00:15:01愛妃不想和她玩是吧?
00:15:03好好好,拖出去斬了。
00:15:05不是不是啊,還不至於不至於啊。
00:15:08老朕,再給你換種玩法。
00:15:10你大爺的,我只想回現代玩。
00:15:14愛妃別生氣。
00:15:16明天把我的大爺挖出來,送到後宮給愛妃。
00:15:19你有病吧你?
00:15:21先等等。
00:15:23愛妃,別走啊,愛妃。
00:15:25陛下既然這麼愛她。
00:15:27我一定要殺了她。
00:15:29永絕後患。
00:15:39這才幾天,我就當上貴妃了。
00:15:42失敗了。
00:15:43照這個進度下去,不但當皇后指日可待。
00:15:48我當皇帝也行了。
00:15:50皇帝!
00:15:51哦。
00:15:52哎呀,我說笑呢。
00:15:54當皇帝也哪有我一個意識啊。
00:15:57整夏天沒空調,冬天沒暖氣的。
00:15:59嗯。
00:16:00天涼了。
00:16:01我得趕緊完成任務回嫁。
00:16:02It's cold, I'll do it right now.
00:16:04The throne of the throne,
00:16:07the throne of the throne of the queen.
00:16:13This is the king of the throne.
00:16:15I'll take care of you.
00:16:17这不好君又是这副骚牙
00:16:31爱妃你抽我吧
00:16:47Oh
00:16:49This time I'm not反抗
00:16:51You're happy then
00:16:53What I'm happy
00:16:55I'm looking for you to play high
00:16:57You still want to play?
00:16:59I'm so shy
00:17:05No
00:17:07What kind of stuff is so bad?
00:17:09Don't you eat?
00:17:11I'm going to kill you
00:17:13I'm going to kill you
00:17:15I'm going to kill you
00:17:17I'm going to kill you
00:17:19Let's go
00:17:21Oh
00:17:23Oh
00:17:25Oh
00:17:27Oh
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00:17:31Oh
00:17:39Oh
00:17:43Howfun
00:17:57警告 暴君对您的好感程度增加百分之三 作死难度再度升起
00:18:05啊 这样的日子什么时候才能到头啊
00:18:09你们 哪个是陛下最宠爱的 妃子
00:18:20自然是我 光看位分就看得出 我在陛下心中的分量
00:18:26这是陆飞
00:18:27哦 飞味啊 那果然是宠爱至极啊
00:18:33胡说 你还不是因为有个哥哥替陛下卖命 陛下最宠爱的肯定是我 前几日还送了我李南的荔枝呢
00:18:41嗯 一记红尘 飞底下 果然是个美人 救你了
00:18:47等等 陛下天天陪我看星星看月亮 陪我从狮子歌赋得到人生哲学
00:18:52我不仅是陛下最宠爱的妃子 我还是她的 冰起了
00:18:56哦 你撒谎 陛下最宠爱的秘密是我
00:19:00Is it me?
00:19:02Is it me?
00:19:03Is it me?
00:19:06Is it me?
00:19:14I'm looking at you, you're still in the middle.
00:19:18In the middle?
00:19:20I'm not sure, I'm not sure.
00:19:22If you are like, we're not God.
00:19:26We will have a friend.
00:19:27We are in the middle.
00:19:29No, no.
00:19:31Not the one.
00:19:33Oh.
00:19:35Oh.
00:19:37Oh.
00:19:39Oh.
00:19:41Oh, oh.
00:19:43Oh.
00:19:49Oh, oh.
00:19:51Oh, oh, oh.
00:19:53Oh, oh.
00:19:55Oh, oh.
00:19:57Oh, oh.
00:19:59You are so sorry.
00:20:00You are so sorry.
00:20:01You are so sorry to be here.
00:20:02You have never been to go to the temple.
00:20:03We are not afraid of you,
00:20:05not to put our people in the eyes.
00:20:06Yes.
00:20:07Yes.
00:20:08You have never put our people in the eyes.
00:20:10Yes.
00:20:11You are so busy.
00:20:14But you are still not a part of it.
00:20:18The devil is so high.
00:20:20You only have to bring in a full life.
00:20:22The devil is so high.
00:20:23Your mother is a big one.
00:20:27Let's continue.
00:20:29胡说
00:20:31行了
00:20:32你们都给我好好反思一下
00:20:34这么多年了
00:20:36未分长没长
00:20:37是不是自身还不够努力
00:20:39耽误我找死
00:20:41贵妃娘娘
00:20:44陛下今夜又招了娘娘士气
00:20:46还请娘娘跟奴才走
00:20:49滚
00:20:50告诉她
00:20:52姑奶奶我不去
00:20:53本来就烦
00:20:54娘娘
00:20:56贵妃娘娘
00:20:57这个贱人真是狂妄
00:21:02我们几个必须携手弄死她
00:21:04就是 弄死她
00:21:06这就是爱妃的玩具吗
00:21:18造工精巧
00:21:20看来爱妃还是个武器大师
00:21:24保护好她
00:21:27是
00:21:28一个亿啊
00:21:33究竟还要怎么做
00:21:35才能死在狗暴君手里啊
00:21:39警告
00:21:39暴君发现化石荒物品
00:21:41死亡难度加百分之一
00:21:43什么
00:21:45不行
00:21:47不行
00:21:48我得去把电锯抢回来
00:21:52尹超灵
00:21:53换我宝贝
00:21:54什么宝贝
00:21:55这屋里不就镇着一个大宝贝吗
00:21:58你少来
00:22:00我的粉色电锯呢
00:22:02是不是被你藏起来了
00:22:04果然被她藏在这里
00:22:11果然被她藏在这里
00:22:16我
00:22:23你 你个狂徒
00:22:24还不赶紧把衣服穿好
00:22:26真好
00:22:28她害羞什么
00:22:29你又不是没见过
00:22:30你 你这是在引人犯罪
00:22:34既然爱妃如此主动
00:22:36那不如
00:22:37今晚由你来试信吧
00:22:48我
00:22:49我
00:22:50你干什么
00:22:51有种动刀
00:22:52别动嘴啊
00:22:53不服
00:22:55不服
00:22:56你咬回来呗
00:23:25啊
00:23:38啊
00:23:44就这样发展下去
00:23:45你还想不想回家了呀
00:23:46You're not going to come home.
00:23:53The king of the king will die.
00:24:04He killed him.
00:24:05He killed him.
00:24:12Go.
00:24:14He killed him.
00:24:16Oh, no!
00:24:23I'm going to die quickly, then I can't go.
00:24:32Lord, your head!
00:24:44hrm.
00:24:46I got a lot of things.
00:24:47This one is so bad.
00:24:49I can't die.
00:24:50You'll die in the sea of the sea.
00:25:01You're so sick.
00:25:06Why?
00:25:07You're not gonna die.
00:25:09I'm not gonna die.
00:25:11If you're for me, I'll give you a good time.
00:25:14I really can't hold it.
00:25:21I am.
00:25:23If I'm dead, I'm going to kill you.
00:25:31The doctor!
00:25:33The doctor!
00:25:34Come on!
00:25:37Your mother will wake up.
00:25:40I will let you all of them be葬.
00:25:43This time, I'm going to die, right?
00:25:46Come on, come on, come on.
00:25:50Come on, come on, come on, come on.
00:25:55Don't sleep.
00:25:58Don't sleep.
00:25:59Don't sleep.
00:26:01Okay?
00:26:02I'm sure I'll help you.
00:26:04Believe me.
00:26:05Don't sleep.
00:26:06Don't sleep.
00:26:13Don't sleep.
00:26:20I can't see you.
00:26:22I can see you here.
00:26:25Don't sleep.
00:26:27Why don't you sleep?
00:26:29If you don't sleep, I would be able to sleep.
00:26:31Don't say anything.
00:26:33I will not let you leave.
00:26:35Don't sleep.
00:26:38Don't sleep.
00:26:40Don't sleep.
00:26:42There are so many people.
00:26:44Oh, it's them here.
00:26:47Of course, you'll just help them.
00:26:50I've been the same as that.
00:26:51Mary, you've done her.
00:26:52Mary, you, you are the same.
00:26:54Mary, you are the same.
00:26:56Mary, you've been made.
00:26:57Mary, we are the same.
00:26:58Mary, you are the same.
00:26:59Mary, you are the same.
00:27:01Come on.
00:27:02I will bless you.
00:27:03I will never be able to die.
00:27:04I will not be able to die.
00:27:06I will not be able to die.
00:27:08We don't want to die.
00:27:09You won't be able to die.
00:27:10Let's go.
00:27:14I'm going to go for you.
00:27:40I'm going to go.
00:27:43I'm going to go.
00:27:51Don't worry.
00:27:53You don't want to go.
00:27:55You don't want to go.
00:27:57You don't want to go.
00:27:59What time is it?
00:28:01When you were there,
00:28:03it was not possible.
00:28:06I...
00:28:08You don't want to go.
00:28:10You must be my father.
00:28:13I'll be sure.
00:28:15If you are alive,
00:28:16it's full of me.
00:28:18You don't want to go.
00:28:20You're my father.
00:28:23I'm so sorry.
00:28:25I'm so sorry about you.
00:28:27I never do without you.
00:28:29You didn't want to come to me anymore.
00:28:31I never can.
00:28:33How long are you?
00:28:35I never had to go.
00:28:37My father, don't worry, I'm sure you won't let those who hurt you.
00:28:43In the meantime, I won't let you hurt you again.
00:28:47So, do you know that the刺客 is誰?
00:28:52There is no one.
00:28:54The queen and the queen, they want to fight for a long time.
00:28:57Such a huge secret, you can tell me so easily.
00:29:01You won't let me sell you.
00:29:07You won't let me.
00:29:11No, no, no, no.
00:29:13You're the king.
00:29:14You're the king and you're the king.
00:29:16You're the king and you're the king and you're the king.
00:29:18You're the king to see me.
00:29:20You're the king, you're the king, you're the king.
00:29:23Let's do a deal with the trade.
00:29:28What trade?
00:29:30I'll help you.
00:29:32Take care of the queen.
00:29:34You are all right.
00:29:36Do you dare me a new law?
00:29:37If I'm helping him, he will be the king and have the king to maintain his responsibility.
00:29:43If he's not at all, he will allow you to hold it.
00:29:45If he's not hurt, he will use the law.
00:29:47Then I will allow you to return you to the case.
00:29:51I see him later, I'll have to leave the law.
00:29:54If I can leave you further with them.
00:29:57No way.
00:29:58How do you want me to do what?
00:30:01I'll tell you about this later.
00:30:05Okay.
00:30:14We're from now to come together.
00:30:16We must have a strong name for each other.
00:30:21It's called...
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00:30:53正好。
00:31:23这些对暴君忠心耿耿,有他在,恐怕我们的精兵难以入境。
00:31:30想办法买同他身边的人,下七日去,让他悄无声息地暴毙。
00:31:36失手嘛,就丢入护城河,喂人。
00:31:41遵命。
00:31:44刘昭凌啊,刘昭凌,你注定死在哀家手里,哀家杀了你。
00:31:50登上皇位,正言顺称为女帝。
00:31:55太后娘娘,奴婢最近听闻,这陛下对新入宫的苏贵妃宠得离谱。
00:32:05不仅三日就抬为贵妃,还夜夜宠幸。
00:32:09苏贵妃?
00:32:11苏贵妃是谁?
00:32:13哀家怎么从未听说过?
00:32:15据宫人们说,这苏贵妃是在陛下沐浴时从天而降,落入浴池。
00:32:21坊间还传言……
00:32:24说!
00:32:25坊间还传言,说这贵妃娘娘是神女夏凡。
00:32:30神女?
00:32:31荒谬!
00:32:32哀家才是这个世界上最神圣的存在!
00:32:50好吃吗?
00:32:51一般般。
00:32:52陛下,贵妃娘娘,太后请娘娘去慈民宫吃茶。
00:32:59看来,这个老太婆坐不住了。
00:33:03让老娘来对付这个老妖婆。
00:33:07好啊,太妃正陪你一起去。
00:33:12行啊,正好我们先去这老妖婆面前演一波。
00:33:18把暴君和奸妃的人设立住。
00:33:23嗯,朕都听爱妃的。
00:33:30陛下驾到,苏贵妃驾到。
00:33:38母后,儿臣带着爱妃来给母后请安。
00:33:42臣妾参见太后娘娘,太后娘娘万福今安。
00:33:48好你个老妖婆。
00:33:50还想押我一头,给我个下马回。
00:33:51好你个老妖婆,还想押我一头,给我个下马回。
00:33:55惹到我,你算是踢到铁板了。
00:33:57看我个恶气死你。
00:33:59白妃没事吧?
00:34:01哎呀,陛下,都怪这破地,真硬。
00:34:03割得臣妾脚疼,害得臣妾差点都摔着呢。
00:34:06这破地把爱妃的脚割疼了。
00:34:08来人,把这慈宁宫的地板拳给成仙了,换成暖玉。
00:34:10还有那些工匠,全部拉出去砍了一只脚。
00:34:12这就是割爱妃的下场。
00:34:13皇帝为了一个贵妃,要掀了哀家宫里的地,也太不把哀家宫里放在眼里了。
00:34:42来,朕给爱妃揉揉揉。
00:34:51陛下。
00:34:52爱妃就是朕的心肝,伤在爱妃身,痛在朕的心啊。
00:34:59陛下,太后娘娘还在呢。
00:35:03母后还请见谅,爱妃向来如此娇贵。
00:35:09皇帝是被苏贵妃迷了心窍了吗?
00:35:12今天能为她掀了哀家宫里的地?
00:35:15明天是不是要把她供起来,骑在哀家头上?
00:35:18母后说得有点道理。
00:35:22朕这就下旨,让天下的百姓把家里的金子都容了。
00:35:26给爱妃住一个三丈高的金身,跟天仙一样供起来。
00:35:30怎么样?
00:35:31什么?
00:35:32陛下对陈妃可真好。
00:35:35陈妃还想要金川铺的宫殿,宫殿里百满夜明钟。
00:35:41好,只要是爱妃想要的,朕一定会办的。
00:35:45爱妃哪怕要天上的星星,朕一样给你摘下了。
00:35:49陈妃爱死陛下了。
00:35:51光口头上表示可不行。
00:35:53等回了宫,陈妃任凭陛下处置。
00:35:57真是个小妖精。
00:35:59母后,儿称有要事要跟爱妃相谈,就先走了。
00:36:12娘娘,这苏贵妃果然狐媚,陛下看着已然被她迷惑了。
00:36:18哀家可不信短短时日,皇帝会被她迷了心窍昏庸至此。
00:36:23传岸位,请盯这个妖妃的一举一动若有意义,立刻来报。
00:36:29是。
00:36:33夜长梦多,看来哀家要尽快不输,趁早动手了。
00:36:40陛下。
00:36:41陛下。
00:36:49海后竟然没有被我们蒙蔽,反而加快了造反的速度。
00:36:57看来我们明日得演播大档了。
00:37:01我已经炸到了。
00:37:08有本起到无事退朝。
00:37:12陛下。
00:37:14遊本起到无事退朝。
00:37:20陛下。
00:37:26陛下。
00:37:27少年了
00:37:29少年了
00:37:31少年了
00:37:35少年了
00:37:41愛妃這是
00:37:43怎麼樣
00:37:44今天我這副打扮是不是很兼費
00:37:47愛妃甚美
00:37:49陛下
00:37:51後宮不可干政
00:37:52還想蘇貴妃速速退下
00:37:54多厘
00:37:55後宮
00:37:56We're not gonna go so much.
00:37:57Is it?
00:37:58What are you talking about?
00:38:00You're listening to the letter.
00:38:01Your ex-sister's voice is too bad.
00:38:04Your ex-sister's voice is too good.
00:38:05You're so afraid.
00:38:06Yes, my wife will be too.
00:38:07I'll hear you.
00:38:09Your ex-sister.
00:38:10Your ex-sister.
00:38:11I'll hear you.
00:38:12My ex-sister's voice is too good.
00:38:15What do you want?
00:38:17You're so afraid to go.
00:38:19You're so blue.
00:38:21You look good.
00:38:22You're good.
00:38:23You're good.
00:38:24Be sure.
00:38:25我这都是真情演出
00:38:28陛下与娘娘真是天上地下鼎鼎相配的一对碧人
00:38:39皇上万岁万岁万万岁 娘娘千岁千岁千
00:38:47老臣听闻南方送来的云锦正配娘娘绝世容颜
00:38:55不如让制造局连夜赶至百届华府 并以南海明珠制成侠配
00:39:02如此娘娘便可胜过九天玄女啊
00:39:07陛下 承熙建了家最先楼 跪去了天下真秀
00:39:13什么波斯考驼风 东营生一片 还有失传已久的佛跳脚
00:39:18应有尽有 臣给自抛妖包 恭请陛下与娘娘简讯禀
00:39:25哎 何止美食 陛下 臣听说这南山的温泉能养颜助容
00:39:33臣请陛下带娘娘一同前去游玩
00:39:40住口
00:39:42这帮奸臣
00:39:43稳住 得继续演
00:39:45陛下 臣妻今日特意做了一首情诗 念点陛下听啊
00:39:52好好好 臣妃快念给朕来听听 嗯
00:39:56什么 道天之上 念情诗
00:40:01太 太后娘娘 苏贵妃 苏贵妃今日擅闯金兰殿
00:40:08在朝堂上念情诗呢
00:40:10什么 念情诗
00:40:13这个贱人竟然在朝堂之上 如此不知检点
00:40:17被叫去金兰殿
00:40:20道天之上 念情诗
00:40:22又为你一发 这不是笑愣吗
00:40:25诗诗
00:40:25就是 太后来了
00:40:28太后亚到
00:40:32后非不可甘证 朝堂重礼
00:40:44岂是你能瞎眼的地方
00:40:45太后可别给臣妾扣这么大一顶帽子
00:40:49臣妾不过是睡醒
00:40:51見不著陛下想得緊
00:40:53特意過來給陛下念首詩
00:40:56難道陛下不想聽嗎
00:40:58想聽 朕想聽
00:41:01母后莫要動怒
00:41:02愛妃只是想念首詩給朕聽罷了
00:41:06陛下 太后明見
00:41:08堂堂朝堂
00:41:10怎能由於後分胡來呀
00:41:12此言差矣
00:41:14陛下與娘娘情深意重
00:41:16此乃佳話呀
00:41:19哀叫人微言輕
00:41:21這朝堂之上還是皇上尊貴
00:41:24既然皇帝喜歡聽
00:41:26那便讓貴妃念吧
00:41:28那臣妾便憲醜了
00:41:34春寒自獄滑青池
00:41:38溫泉水滑洗凝枝
00:41:42妾與陛下解衣袍
00:41:46芙蓉障暖渡春笑
00:41:49芙蓉障暖渡春笑
00:41:54芙蓉障暖年抹覆條
00:41:56芙蓉障暖年抹覆條
00:41:58芙蓉障暖年抹覆條
00:41:59芙蓉障暖年抹覆條
00:42:02芙蓉障暖
00:42:08芙蓉障暖年抹覆條
00:42:09芙蓉障暖・芙蓉障暖
00:42:14芙蓉障暖
00:42:17芙蓉障暖
00:42:20芙蓉障暖
00:42:22不堪肉儿
00:42:24你个老顽固
00:42:26娘娘分明是真情流露
00:42:30我看你是嫉妒娘娘的盛宠
00:42:33才在这里故意抹黑
00:42:35你这个奸臣休要说话
00:42:37苏贵妃将这种淫秽毒物带到大殿上
00:42:39简直有榮朝岗
00:42:41这种妖女绝不可留
00:42:43陛下 请务必严惩
00:42:46你这是目无君上
00:42:47你才是奸臣
00:42:49你是奸臣
00:42:50你是奸臣
00:42:51He is the king.
00:42:52Here is the king.
00:42:54This king is the king.
00:42:56The king is being beaten.
00:42:58Look at that baby boy.
00:43:01Excuse me.
00:43:03es.
00:43:15I had to find the king.
00:43:20There was so sharp.
00:43:21此诗乃世间觉察
00:43:24来人
00:43:25将此诗给朕表起来
00:43:28装于情政殿
00:43:30朕要每天朗诵
00:43:31是我
00:43:33你真不敢相信自私
00:43:35速听他
00:43:35谢谢你
00:43:37让我知道
00:43:37原来被爱是这种感觉
00:43:40恭喜宿主
00:43:42第一滴真心泪
00:43:43收取成功
00:43:44什么
00:43:46这竟然是宝君的真心泪
00:43:49这系列任务这么容易啊
00:43:52火国妖妃
00:43:56火
00:43:58火
00:43:58火妖妖妄呀
00:44:01陛下今日不赐死苏贵妃
00:44:06臣
00:44:07就撞死在这金鸾殿上
00:44:11撞死在这儿
00:44:12请陛下撕死苏贵妃
00:44:14否则臣就一头撞死在这儿
00:44:17你们
00:44:21这是在逼朕吗
00:44:24来人
00:44:26将他们拖下去
00:44:28滚进大牢
00:44:30带走
00:44:32请陛下变中箭
00:44:35请陛下变中箭
00:44:35请陛下变中箭
00:44:36请陛下变中箭
00:44:37请陛下变中箭
00:44:38请陛下变中箭
00:44:39他竟然将忠臣全都下了牢
00:44:42正合哀家心意
00:44:44看来那么自担
00:44:46完成任务
00:44:47指日可待
00:44:48哎哟
00:44:50这好好的朝堂
00:44:52搞得乌烟瘴气
00:44:54哀家乏了
00:44:55也老了
00:44:56也老了
00:45:05事成了
00:45:06还要去学校
00:45:07当然了
00:45:08我看这帮奸臣不爽很久了
00:45:11不是我刚才的马屁
00:45:20踩到娘娘心肝里去了
00:45:23哎呀呀
00:45:24这下恐怕是要升官发财了
00:45:28哼哼哼
00:45:29哼哼
00:45:30哼哼
00:45:31哼哼
00:45:32哼哼
00:45:33娘娘
00:45:34臣端所发何退啊
00:45:36臣端都是一起笑着您
00:45:37和陛下的忠臣啊
00:45:39哼哼哼
00:45:40别以为我不知道
00:45:42刘大人苛扣的十万蛋君良小
00:45:45养了一百房夫人
00:45:47上个月心那的醉花楼花葵
00:45:50搂着看还消费
00:45:51哼哼
00:45:52哼哼
00:45:53哼哼
00:45:54王玉世
00:45:55继小本门的功夫
00:45:57倒是比谈何贪婚来得起来
00:46:00哼哼
00:46:01哼哼
00:46:02听说你已全谋私
00:46:04和承西赌场的帐皇先生
00:46:06五五分账
00:46:07哼哼
00:46:08哼哼
00:46:09哼哼哼
00:46:10这
00:46:11这无灭
00:46:12这无灭
00:46:16这无灭
00:46:18这无灭
00:46:19这无灭
00:46:20哼哼哼
00:46:21李大人
00:46:22你跑什么
00:46:23您挪用匈和低的银子
00:46:26给相好的戏子建戏龙
00:46:29这事要是传出去
00:46:31您这老脸往哪儿搁呀
00:46:34娘娘 娘娘
00:46:37陛下 陛下
00:46:40恐被误打朝城 陛下
00:46:42这成何体统啊 陛下
00:46:45陛下 为老城脱出吧 陛下
00:46:50你们三个糟老头子在这儿哭哭啼啼的
00:46:53真是这儿
00:46:56拖出去 回去停职查办
00:46:59对了 各打五十大板
00:47:02陛下 陛下 陛下
00:47:05陛下 陛下
00:47:12不愧是我
00:47:13一脚一个坚持可太帅了
00:47:22多亏了爱妃
00:47:24慧眼变中间
00:47:26三下五除二
00:47:29就把毒瘤除了
00:47:31朕甚是感动
00:47:33恭喜宿主
00:47:35第二滴真心泪收起成功
00:47:37这狗暴君竟然这么感性
00:47:41看来
00:47:42真心泪的任务
00:47:43比作死任务简单多了呀
00:47:45从今日起
00:47:48朕宣旨
00:47:51爱妃陪同朕一起听证
00:47:54是
00:47:56真是连老天都在帮公母
00:48:02脑非干政
00:48:04这朝堂啊
00:48:05迟早乱成一锅粥
00:48:07等他们自毁根基
00:48:08哀家必可取而代之
00:48:10那我便祝姑母
00:48:11早日等计
00:48:12累死了
00:48:13哀家必可取而代之
00:48:19那我便祝姑母
00:48:20早日等计
00:48:22累死了
00:48:24哀家必可取而代之
00:48:28哀家必可取而代之
00:48:30那我便祝姑母
00:48:32早日等计
00:48:34累死了
00:48:36爱妃明日还要演吗
00:48:47演
00:48:49不演死这狗太后
00:48:51我苏字倒着行
00:48:53你干嘛
00:49:03爱妃今日在朝堂上做的那首诗
00:49:08朕十分欢喜
00:49:09不如今晚再与朕共解一旁
00:49:15芙蓉杖满杜春香
00:49:18谁要跟你杜春香
00:49:22那是演戏
00:49:23演戏你懂不懂
00:49:25当你把爱刻在我心前
00:49:33当我的心只为你一面
00:49:37当天定闲
00:49:38我还能见彩月跟你相恋
00:49:43演戏你
00:49:44那就是朕入戏太深了
00:49:46不如爱妃陪朕搭一下戏
00:49:49下一句怎么背来着呢
00:49:51青龙蔓延抹腹
00:49:55从此君王不早朝
00:49:57当你把爱刻在我心前
00:50:06当我的心只为你一面
00:50:09冬天定闲
00:50:11我还能见彩月跟你相恋
00:50:16好吧
00:50:16当我愿意从朕入的相恋
00:50:21幻想心情绪看你一眼
00:50:25当我愿意从朕入的相恋
00:50:26当我愿意从朕入的相恋
00:50:30当我愿意从朕入的相恋
00:50:32当我愿意从朕入的相恋
00:50:34幻想心绪看你一眼
00:50:35幻想心绪看你一眼
00:50:38看似简单能够在窗后
00:50:41活过三大面それで一幅表情
00:50:45ああ
00:50:59如今满朝堂都是奸臣
00:51:02有啥好上朝堂
00:51:04Just like this, let's play a lot.
00:51:06I thought it was a little rude and move up.
00:51:10We were ready to play a little while.
00:51:13I'm old.
00:51:14My father.
00:51:15Kykimizi take it.
00:51:17Go to the next book.
00:51:18The book is called the book, by the next book.
00:51:19The book is called The book.
00:51:21The book is called the book, the book was called the book.
00:51:23The book is called the book, the book.
00:51:24I have read the book.
00:51:25I have read the book.
00:51:26The book is called the book.
00:51:29It's so hard for me.
00:51:30三万斤
00:51:34母铲三万斤
00:51:42你当陛下是三岁小孩啊
00:51:45真是人有多大胆
00:51:47地有多大产
00:51:48真能吃快
00:51:50你呢
00:51:57禀陛下
00:52:00禁渡新线七彩祥云
00:52:03持续三日不散
00:52:05万名贵乎陛下乃天命之子
00:52:09七彩祥云
00:52:14你当陛下是齐天大圣啊
00:52:16可真能吃
00:52:17这个女人该稍走折了
00:52:22今日当药妃
00:52:24明日该不是要当女帝吧
00:52:26陛下如此昏庸
00:52:29若是她想当女帝
00:52:31陛下定会退位给她
00:52:33陛下定会退位给她
00:52:35不能惹她
00:52:36忍
00:52:37人
00:52:38娘娘说的是
00:52:40娘娘说得好
00:52:42娘娘万寿无疆
00:52:45陛下!
00:52:48走折着火啦!
00:52:53快灭火呀!
00:52:55住手!
00:52:57今日让爱妃烧个尽兴
00:53:00嘿嘿
00:53:02你们以后
00:53:03谁要是再敬现这种糊弄人的侄子
00:53:07让本宫看着不顺也听着不顺啊
00:53:11連同你们人一起烧
00:53:14還說我們並不也是虔誠。
00:53:21這些奏折全是虛假消息。
00:53:25沒想到愛妃如此為朕著想。
00:53:29不想讓我看到這些東西直接燒了。
00:53:33愛妃果然懂朕。
00:53:36蘇婷塔,全世界只有你真心對我好。
00:53:43宿主第三滴珍稀淚收取成功。
00:53:51看來距離我回現在的日子指日可待了吧。
00:54:07這西北瘟疫的藥殘還差三種。
00:54:12曹韻總督卻在折子上寫了萬民糠劍。
00:54:20明天讓玉使查一下。
00:54:22這幫老臣還以為愛妃你在後宮玩樂。
00:54:27誰想到愛妃如此情政連結。
00:54:30心政實行的如何?
00:54:32心政實行得很好。
00:54:34心政實行得很好。
00:54:36難民減少七成,銀子卻多了兩成。
00:54:40我果然厲害啊。
00:54:43上得了廚房,治得了長堂。
00:54:47你說,等太后發現被我們傻了之後。
00:54:51我們傻了之後。
00:54:53會不會氣得嘎過去。
00:54:55肯定會。
00:54:57愛妃。
00:54:59想要把這天空為你撕裂。
00:55:04得你。
00:55:05一生守護給我你一緒。
00:55:08心政實行的。
00:55:10苦不想扶你的喜悦。
00:55:12心意的。
00:55:23It's better than that, then we'll get back to the end of the day.
00:55:26Thank you so much.
00:55:27Our plan is to perform so smoothly.
00:55:30Let's go to the stove.
00:55:31Let's go.
00:55:35Oh, it's pretty good.
00:55:37Let's go.
00:55:53What are you doing from where are you?
00:56:14I don't want to be able to buy a gift.
00:56:16It's a very natural.
00:56:18This is a professional cooking method.
00:56:23It's not just a cooking method.
00:56:34You want to eat辣?
00:56:37Let's try it.
00:56:42Let's try it.
00:56:48This is a good flavor.
00:56:50This is a good flavor.
00:56:52You can't know I like this flavor.
00:57:06This is probably the one I like to eat.
00:57:12It's a good flavor.
00:57:14Um.
00:57:18Let's try this.
00:57:28This is a sweet wine.
00:57:32This is from the old age.
00:57:35Is it a sweet wine?
00:57:37It's a sweet wine.
00:57:39This is...
00:57:40It's called a sweet wine.
00:57:42I'm sure you'll like this.
00:57:45I don't think you'll like this.
00:57:48It's too modern.
00:57:51It's a sweet wine.
00:57:53It's also a sweet wine.
00:57:56It's a sweet wine.
00:57:57It's a sweet wine.
00:57:59It's a sweet wine.
00:58:01Let's see.
00:58:02Let's see.
00:58:03I don't know.
00:58:33I'm going to leave you alone.
00:58:40I'm going to leave you alone.
00:58:44I'm going to leave you alone.
00:58:49This is what I mean.
00:58:53I don't know.
00:58:55There's nothing to hide.
00:58:58I think you'll find a chance to see him.
00:59:03I'm going to leave you alone.
00:59:08We're going to do the 8th edition.
00:59:12Let's go!
00:59:151, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8.
00:59:20I'm going to leave you alone.
00:59:31I'm going to leave you alone.
00:59:33I'm going to leave you alone.
00:59:35I will leave you alone.
00:59:36I will leave you alone.
00:59:39I don't know.
01:00:09干嘛呢大早上的
01:00:11陛下觉得我这跳的怎么样
01:00:13艾飞这支舞跳的确实很像舞挺特别的
01:00:20陛下你就不觉得这个音乐很熟悉吗
01:00:24第八套广播体操
01:00:27一二三四
01:00:36这时候怎么会有声音
01:00:38陛下真幽默
01:00:40这不就是个音响吗
01:00:42说了像就没见过
01:00:44确实没有见过
01:00:47说再给我装
01:00:50看你能装到什么时候
01:00:52来刘娃儿来跳仓
01:00:54跟这些一起坐
01:00:58动啊跳起来啊
01:01:01手举刀脚勾起来
01:01:03一四五六
01:01:06六
01:01:07二三四
01:01:08腿动起来
01:01:10一二三四
01:01:12一二三四
01:01:13一二三四
01:01:14一二四
01:01:15我变成这副模样
01:01:16确实不像天空这能力
01:01:18难道它真的不是穿越的
01:01:20是我想过了
01:01:21行了行了
01:01:22行了行了
01:01:23不跳了
01:01:25艾菲
01:01:27朕为你准备了个惊喜
01:01:29什么
01:01:30保证艾菲会喜欢
01:01:32走
01:01:33好
01:01:40什么礼物啊
01:01:41这么神神秘秘的
01:01:42到了没
01:01:44到了
01:01:54喜欢吗
01:01:57喜欢
01:01:58你怎么知道我喜欢玩秋千
01:02:00秋千
01:02:01昨夜艾妃说了句梦话
01:02:03说想荡秋千
01:02:05朕这么准艾妃
01:02:06当然得满足艾妃了
01:02:08试试
01:02:15这秋千啊
01:02:16可是朕让他们连夜布置的
01:02:18艾妃满不满意
01:02:20满意
01:02:21陛下真的跟流星雨一样
01:02:24向陛下许愿
01:02:25冤枉就能实现啊
01:02:27艾妃喜欢流星
01:02:30嗯
01:02:32行
01:02:33只要是艾妃喜欢
01:02:34朕一定为你找到
01:02:37好
01:02:38当了
01:02:39嗯
01:02:44高点吗
01:02:45高点
01:02:48高点
01:02:49嗯
01:02:50再高点
01:02:54退啊
01:02:55不退了
01:02:57嗯
01:03:04真好看呀
01:03:05这衣服
01:03:14为了这个妖妃
01:03:15皇上竟然将玉花园弄得不伦不类的
01:03:17那个苏廷堂
01:03:18果然是个上不了台面的骚货
01:03:20喜欢这种哺乳流的东西
01:03:22娘娘
01:03:23苏廷堂得宠
01:03:25还不是因为花样多
01:03:27咱们用她的法子试试
01:03:28并能让陛下刮目相看
01:03:30娘娘说得对
01:03:31她能行
01:03:32咱们肯定也行
01:03:33嗯
01:03:34嗯
01:03:35陛下
01:03:41陛下
01:03:42臣妾
01:03:43臣妾
01:03:44也想当鞦钦
01:03:50啊 这
01:03:51你
01:03:53不好意思啊
01:03:54婉妃娘娘
01:03:55我不小心脚抽了一下
01:03:57陛下
01:04:01陛下
01:04:02你在这挡着朕的爱妃玩荡球签了
01:04:05让让
01:04:13陛下
01:04:14臣妾
01:04:15新学了一首情诗
01:04:17念给您听可好
01:04:19啊
01:04:20京风玉露
01:04:22东师笑评实在过躁
01:04:24来人
01:04:25啊
01:04:26将婉妃和这些人
01:04:28一并拖出去
01:04:29打扫后宫茅厕一个月不得休息
01:04:32皇上恕罪
01:04:33皇上恕罪
01:04:34皇上恕罪
01:04:37哎呀
01:04:38婉妃娘娘
01:04:39就不打扰您打扫茅厕啦
01:04:41宁朝琳
01:04:43我饿了
01:04:44我们去吃火锅吧
01:04:45好
01:04:46都听你的
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