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Joe and Mary barely get by with their tobacco store. After an old friend returns now married to wealthy Elvina, Joe wishes he married her instead when he had the chance. Will he be happy when his wish comes true?

Director: Edgar Selwyn

Writer: Edgar Selwyn, Ben Hecht

Stars: Lee Tracy, Mae Clarke, Otto Kruger
Transcript
00:00I wish I could live my life over again.
00:26I'd let you have your Alvina.
00:27And everything else you'd get with it, too.
00:29Well, if I had my life to live over again, I'd go after the dough.
00:33That's what I'd do.
00:34Get myself some real happiness.
00:43Well, listen, Doc.
00:44This ain't me, see?
00:46What?
00:47I say, this ain't me, I'm telling you.
00:49I live in New York, and I'm 44 years old.
00:52I used to live here until I moved away 20 years ago.
00:54What's the matter with you?
01:08What's the idea of singing all them old songs?
01:10What do you want us to sing?
01:11Sing something lively.
01:13Something that's got some life in it.
01:14Like Tony's wife.
01:16Tony's wife?
01:16Yeah.
01:17Tony's wife.
01:18He's not.
01:20Oh, no, no, he's not.
01:21This ain't me, I tell you.
01:22I've been married before, and my wife don't appreciate it.
01:34So you've been two-timing me, huh?
01:36What are you talking about?
01:37Listen, baby, I'm no Ted Wright.
01:39I know what I've been made a sucker of.
01:41Well, I've been talking to the President of the United States.
01:43What have you been doing?
01:43Don't be ridiculous.
01:45You know I...
01:45Don't tell me I know.
01:46Try to put one over on me, huh?
01:48Well, I don't see what that's got to do with us.
01:50You don't, huh?
01:53Man alive, that is probably the most important piece in the newspaper that you've ever read
01:57in your entire life.
01:58There's going to be a war, and this shooting here is what's going to set off the whole powder
02:02of mine.
02:02So you're now a student of foreign affairs, are you?
02:05Student nothing.
02:06I'm a graduate.
02:07I don't need any vision to know what's going to happen to me.
02:10I ain't going to take the rap for anybody.
02:12Not me.
02:13Not Joe Gimlet.
02:15Oh, no, they'll never get me.
02:16I resign.
02:17I resign.
02:17Oh, no, they'll never get me.
02:18Oh, no, they'll never get me.
02:19Oh, no, they'll never get me.
02:19Oh, no, they'll never get me.
02:20Oh, no, they'll never get me.
02:20Oh, no, they'll never get me.
02:21Oh, no, they'll never get me.
02:21Oh, no, they'll never get me.
02:22Oh, no, they'll never get me.
02:23Oh, no, they'll never get me.
02:24Oh, no, they'll never get me.
02:25Oh, no, they'll never get me.
02:26Oh, no, they'll never get me.
02:27Oh, no, they'll never get me.
02:28Oh, no, they'll never get me.
02:29Oh, no, they'll never get me.
02:30Oh, no, they'll never get me.
02:31Oh, no, they'll never get me.
02:32I'm
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