00:00What's up everybody? Welcome to the episode of the Daily D Show. I didn't have an intro made for this yet so it's pretty fire on this episode. Continue.
00:15Welcome to the segment of this Daily D Show. This time I got a couple voicemails to play. Yeah.
00:25Hi, this is Dental Plans calling with an important message regarding your savings plan. Your plan expires soon and as a valued member you qualify for an exclusive renewal offer. Please call us back today at 855-217-3939 between the hours of 8.30am and 10pm to take advantage of this limited time offer. Thank you and have a wonderful day.
00:48There's just so many things wrong with that. First of all, it's got the exclamation point. Let's go and circle that. Yeah, see that? That's the first thing that's wrong with that.
01:04Okay, the second thing is it wasn't the same number that they were giving. It was a different number.
01:09217-3939 between the last four on this is 0580. I mean, you know, that's it right there. That's the first one. I think the other one's just blank. Yeah, the other one's just blank. That's funny.
01:29Hi, this is Dental Plans calling with an important message.
01:35Speaking of which, it just sounds like all automated. Like, there's no person there at all.
01:44Welcome to segment two of the Daily D Show. Random person sending me a friend request from a brand new account. Never applying. Scam.
02:03And then I got somebody else who always says, you win! See my post!
02:13And then it's like a scam. They take your information and shit like that.
02:19Amazon canceled orders, so I guess that's part of it.
02:25And you know, the movies, things like this, like, couldn't send.
02:32Scam thing, you know.
02:33I've waited for that guy for a while. He never showed up.
02:39Oh, yeah, that's just a cool item. That's...
02:43Uh, a screenshot. Yeah.
02:47It's really a scam is you can't really see any of these pictures very clear.
02:55Um.
02:58That is a scam too, man. Like, oh my god.
03:01What a wild, what a fucking April Fool's joke.
03:06We'll start with the scam up here about the taxi guy.
03:15Taxi guy knew that the three that entered his taxi were drunk.
03:20Starts the engine, turns it up, and says they reached the destination.
03:24But, and then this guy's like, oh, yeah, yeah, I mean, this, this chick, this chick, congratulations, you won $10,000 from me.
03:36Yeah, I don't know why they do that, but it's a lot of scams and shit, it's stupid.
03:42Confusion is how you get it.
03:48Now that, that might actually be a scam.
03:50I just ordered that for my back and my neck, because my, it's pretty bad, so.
03:57That was actually a good deal.
04:01Um, that was just to send my buddy.
04:04Remember, when you bury a body, cover it with endangered plants so it's illegal to dig it out.
04:10Follow me from Garden Tools.
04:13Dips.
04:15And then this guy again.
04:16Another random person, congratulations, you won!
04:20Check my profile.
04:21Profiles.
04:23Profiles.
04:24Ha!
04:25He even admits he has some more scam profiles.
04:27There you go.
04:28National Cheeseburger Day, that was just great.
04:31That was like, a couple days ago.
04:35Why do we only live in peace?
04:38Oh, why don't we, why do we only rest in peace?
04:40Why don't we live in peace, too?
04:42And then he says, you win!
04:43Take your prize now!
04:46See my post.
04:51Oh, and then he's like, let's be honest.
04:56I'm just saying.
04:58It's a day of happiness for you.
05:01Congratulations.
05:02I choose to receive money directly today.
05:06Please register.
05:07Register.
05:08Immediately on the link I posted.
05:11Scam.
05:15Oh, this one was funny, too.
05:16This is part of the show.
05:18An old man crashed his car into a very expensive automobile.
05:23The owner of the expensive automobile jumps out and confronts the old man and says, give
05:29me $10,000 cash or I will beat you to a pulp.
05:33The old man replies, whoa, hey, buddy.
05:36I don't have that much money.
05:37Well, let me call my son.
05:38He trains dolphins.
05:39The old man dials his son as he is about to speak to the owner of this expensive car.
05:47He yanks the phone out of his hand and says, so you train dolphins?
05:51Well, your old man just hit and damaged my car.
05:54You bring me $10,000, I'm going to beat the heck out of him.
05:58And you.
05:59The son answers, okay, give me 15 minutes and I'll be there.
06:02In exactly 15 minutes, the son pulls up in a jeep.
06:06Ten men pull out, jump out, and beat the heck out of the expensive car owner.
06:12Meanwhile, the son walks over to his father and says, dad, I train Navy SEALs, not dolphins.
06:18It's so funny.
06:20And he's like, you became the lucky winner today.
06:22Please see my post first.
06:24Scam.
06:25Oh, it's this way.
06:38This guy was funny.
06:40He was trying to sell me a vehicle that didn't even work.
06:43It's like, dude, it's bull.
06:46Forgive often in love with all your heart.
06:48You may never know when you may not have that chance again.
06:53It's bull.
06:54Two people.
06:56They both sent me the information.
06:57Congratulations, you win.
06:58See my post, my profile now, and send me a private message.
07:02You win.
07:02Check my post.
07:04You guys should go see each other.
07:05Yeah, you know.
07:07Hold on.
07:08You guys, right there.
07:10Y'all should see each other and make each other win something.
07:16Wait, was that it?
07:17There might have been more.
07:20Yeah, there's those two.
07:21People blocking you.
07:26And this is just the weather update for Sioux Falls.
07:32Because the schizo show has that.
07:41This goes all the way.
07:43We're going to have really decent weather all the way through.
07:45I think that's it.
07:49Except black screen and a face.
07:54And that's it.
07:56Well, that was it of today's Daily D show.
08:02Um, sorry if you think that the video should be daily.
08:10Just because I'm Daily D.
08:12Okay, get it right.
08:14Okay.
08:14I post when I need to.
08:19You see that shit?
08:21That was yesterday.
08:23That's why I didn't post anything.
08:25You see that?
08:26Yeah.
08:27My bird bit me.
08:30And made a big, pretty damn big cut.
08:37Birds can be nasty, man.
08:39See you in the next one.
08:49Peace out.
