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00:12Hi guys!
00:14Sorry for being late.
00:16Grabe traffic kasi talaga.
00:18Kanina pa kami dito.
00:20San ka pagaling?
00:22Well, I mean, ang gas na this motor.
00:24You know the one that's for hire?
00:26Nag-motor ka lang?
00:28Oh, kala ko ba? Sosyal ka.
00:30Well, I wanna get here ng mabilis eh.
00:32So, don't make usisa na with my ride.
00:34Okay, okay, sige, sige.
00:36Um-order ka na lang ng gusto mo ah.
00:38Alright. Kuya, waiter.
00:40Oh, yes ma'am. Order po.
00:42Order.
00:44Yes ma'am. Yes? Hi kuya.
00:46Hello.
00:48For appetizer, I want egg waffles.
00:50Do you have that?
00:52Egg waffles? Yeah.
00:54Ano po yun?
00:56The one that's been nalot in this orange na arena
01:00that you see in the calle?
01:02Ah, kwek kwek.
01:04Yeah, that's the one.
01:06Kwek kwek. Yeah.
01:08Ma'am, sorry po. Wala po kaming ganandito eh.
01:10Okay, that's alright. No problem.
01:12How about, let's just do
01:14blanch green leafy vegetables
01:16with crushed tomatoes
01:18in this sweet and spicy salted seafood paste.
01:24Yeah.
01:26Sorry mo man po yun.
01:28The one that you get from nalikot ng bahay,
01:30that green leafy vegetables
01:32with the kamatis
01:34and then you make sawsaw
01:36with this sweet and spicy maalat na maliliit na shrimps.
01:40Shes.
01:42Yun o, talbos ng kamote
01:44na may pinisang kamatis
01:46tapos may sawsawan na bagoong alamang.
01:49Diba?
01:50Yeah, yeah.
01:52Talbos ng kamote.
01:54Wala po ma'am, sorry po.
01:56Oh.
01:57Well, how about the other green leafy vegetables?
02:00You know, the one that you get
02:02from the Estero or the Sapa
02:04near the Ipigan.
02:08Kangkong.
02:09Ha.
02:10Yeah, that's the one.
02:12Kangkong.
02:14Ma'am, sorry po.
02:15Wala po aming kangkong dito.
02:17Okay, fine.
02:18I'll just skip the appetizer
02:20and let's just go to the main meal.
02:21Okay?
02:22Okay ma'am.
02:23Alright, so I want baboy entrails.
02:26Okay.
02:27With a creamy sour chocolate soup.
02:31Sorry ma'am.
02:33Ano po yun?
02:34The one that you eat with puto.
02:37Do you know that?
02:39Ah!
02:40Dinuguan!
02:41Yeah!
02:42Dinuguan!
02:43Ayan a chocolate soup.
02:44Okay, mayroon po kami ma'am.
02:45Sige po.
02:46Isa pong dinuguan.
02:47Yeah.
02:48Okay.
02:49But you know what waiter?
02:50I want to eat it with steamed rice.
02:53Not puto because I don't like puto at all.
02:56I mean who loves puto, right?
02:58Yeah, and make it three cups?
03:00And please, yes, give me ice cold water.
03:04Okay.
03:05Ice water.
03:06Ice cold water.
03:07Sige po ma'am.
03:08Alright, thank you so much.
03:09You're so good.
03:10Hi guys.
03:11Hi.
03:12Hi.
03:13So, I don't know.
03:14Ang dami ni lang pinang.
03:15Ma'am pa-follow po yun dalawang nais.
03:17Yes, maraming maraming salamat.
03:20Ayan.
03:21Ayan.
03:22Ayan.
03:23Kain tayo.
03:24Ayan.
03:25Oh.
03:26Hindi ka gumagamit ng tinidor?
03:27Hmm.
03:28Ganito ako kumakayang sa bahay.
03:29Baka ba?
03:30Baka kayo na matawa?
03:31Hmm?
03:32Baka kayo na matawa?
03:33Baka kayo na matawa?
03:35Baka ca ba ba?
03:36Baka kayo na matawa?
03:37Ohh.
03:38Baka kayo na matawa?
03:39Iyan.
03:40Baka kayo na matawa?
03:41Ciedi ni999999999999999999999999999999999999999999 baka.
03:42Baka kayo na matawa?
03:43Baka kayo na matawa?
03:44Baka kayo na matawa?
03:45Baka kayo na matawa?
03:46Haha.
03:47Baka kayo na matawa?
03:48Ayan.
03:48Stunde mo kasi ngumo na eh.
03:49Cambing ka ba?
03:51Hahaha.
03:52Ayan.
03:53Paka kanyo?
03:54Hah!
03:55E?
03:56Hindiee hannohinga na natatawa lang kami masi akala namin,
03:57��atawang namin sosyal ka.
03:58Yon pala skwami.
03:59Social ka. Yun pala. Squammy.
04:05Are you making me laet ba?
04:07Huh?
04:08Hello, girls!
04:09Hello, girls!
04:10Ay!
04:11Kasi, nagigiligil na mo dito sa dalawang ka eh.
04:14Do you really think that I'm not gonna make tacos?
04:16I'm really gonna make sugar and I'm gonna really sometimes
04:19and I'm gonna really have much of the both of you.
04:23Oh, diba?
04:24I am, you're calling me guys squammy in this prime dining restaurant.
04:28That is so offensive.
04:34Squammy.
04:35Squammy nga.
04:36That's it.
04:37Gulo na kong gulo!
04:43Ay!
04:44Ay!
04:45Ay!
04:46Ano? Tawa-tawa na kayo?
04:47Tawa kayo?
04:48Huh?
04:49Ano?
04:50Ano?
04:51Ano?
04:52Ano?
04:53Ano?
04:54Ano?
04:55Ano?
04:56Ano?
04:57Ano?
04:59Ano?
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