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00:00:00That's me, Audrey Rose Wintersby, heiress to the Wintersby fortune and media darling.
00:00:23Are you quite sure about this?
00:00:25Yes, and I want to walk in alone.
00:00:28Regular teens don't have butlers or town cars.
00:00:32My dear, you're not any regular teen.
00:00:34You are indeed the heiress to one of the largest fortunes from one of the most powerful families in the whole of the country.
00:00:42Maybe I'll even meet a boy and have a first kiss.
00:00:48Love you, Norman. Wish me luck.
00:00:50This can't possibly end well.
00:00:58Get out of our way, loser.
00:01:02Get out of our way, loser.
00:01:16Get out of our way, loser.
00:01:19What'd you do that for?
00:01:20This is where we walk new meat.
00:01:23You got a lot to learn about this school.
00:01:25Look at those clothes.
00:01:27Disgusto barfo.
00:01:29You have abhorrent manners.
00:01:32Aw, are you going to cry like a little baby?
00:01:35Oops.
00:01:37Oops.
00:01:56Oh.
00:02:00Ah.
00:02:01Ah.
00:02:02Ah.
00:02:02Ah.
00:02:03Ah.
00:02:03Ah.
00:02:03Ah.
00:02:03wait is that the heart of the ocean necklace please everybody knows that belongs to the
00:02:11heirs of the wintersby family audrey rose who by the way is my bestie that's worth
00:02:1710 million dollars that cheap piece of crap is probably worth less than 10
00:02:21oh my god what have you done
00:02:29there you go there you go girl don't worry just buy a new piece of crap with that money
00:02:37she's a bitch yeah you look like you need a hand
00:02:45you look like you need a hand thanks
00:02:50you're the new girl i'm rose pleased to meet you gabby i'm your welcome guide
00:02:58i'm supposed to show you the ropes how wonderful
00:03:01okay quick rundown of the ecosystem should i be taking notes only if you want to survive
00:03:09okay here we have our the skaters
00:03:13the jocks
00:03:17and the nerds i'm the nerd and we are pretty cool by the way
00:03:24and the queen bees i would steer clear of them especially sloan she stings
00:03:32oh i wouldn't dare
00:03:42i wouldn't dare sloan has dug her claws into him beep
00:03:52i wasn't oh that's chasing greg the most popular guy in school
00:03:59they've been you know dating and breaking up and getting back together it's like a sexual ping pong match
00:04:05oh you should join the academic decathlon the winner gets scholarships
00:04:19which is the only way i could go to college needless to say i'm not a part of the rich gets click
00:04:39oh and that's eric
00:04:47he's a skater and i'm so crushing on him
00:04:52hey gabby yo that's eric i was just telling her about the academic decathlon
00:04:59oh yeah you in yeah sure sweet man i'm in awesome got a boat later babes
00:05:07oh my god oh my god he's just calling me
00:05:10i think he likes you
00:05:13okay now for the important stuff
00:05:15stay away from the stroganoff at lunch
00:05:18and stay away from the underside of the desk
00:05:20if you want to avoid old gum
00:05:21and stay away from mr spadaro
00:05:23he gets handsy
00:05:25hey watch out
00:05:26oh my god
00:05:33i'm so sorry
00:05:35it's fine it's just a little blood
00:05:38thanks
00:05:43thanks
00:05:44your jacket smells good
00:05:49are you the new girl
00:05:55yeah
00:05:56i'm chasen
00:06:00rose
00:06:03nice to meet you
00:06:05come on chasen
00:06:10homeroom's starting
00:06:11stay away from this trash
00:06:14might catch something
00:06:15ugh look at the second hand clothes
00:06:18let's go
00:06:20chasen come on
00:06:22i'll wash your jacket
00:06:24oh my god
00:06:27your jacket smells good
00:06:29i'll wash your jacket
00:06:30yep
00:06:31kinda lame
00:06:32clearly i don't have a lot of experience with boys
00:06:36come on
00:06:38let's go
00:06:39Audrey Rose Wintersby
00:06:51ladies and gentlemen
00:06:54i'd like you to meet our new student
00:06:56rose smith
00:06:57now she's been homeschooled
00:06:59and this is her first foray into public school
00:07:02pleased to make your acquaintances
00:07:04i trust that you'll all welcome rose
00:07:07and that you'll answer any questions that she has
00:07:09how would you like to be addressed
00:07:12is it just rose
00:07:13yes
00:07:14rose will suffice
00:07:15how about second hand rose
00:07:17that's enough
00:07:20grab brackets
00:07:22ow
00:07:27oh my god
00:07:28there's something in my eye
00:07:30what is it
00:07:31something's in my eye
00:07:32i need my contact solution or something
00:07:33rose can you go get it for me
00:07:35yeah where is it
00:07:36it's in my locker
00:07:37go get it
00:07:37over there
00:07:37yeah go
00:07:38go
00:07:38what are you doing in the boys locker room
00:07:57i thought that um
00:07:59that'll show the bitch
00:08:11rose
00:08:20where are you
00:08:24are you showering with a boy
00:08:28rose
00:08:31rose
00:08:32what are you doing in the boys locker room
00:08:38chasen
00:08:39is that you
00:08:40are you in there with rose
00:08:41don't lie to me
00:08:43i saw her come in here
00:08:44what do i do
00:08:45how is she not here
00:09:00i gotta get out of here before i get caught
00:09:02i'm so sorry
00:09:29how is she
00:09:37excuse you much
00:09:39why are you wet
00:09:44how's your eye
00:09:52miraculously better
00:09:53what exactly is going on here
00:10:10nothing
00:10:15absolutely nothing but
00:10:18i think someone switched the locker room signs
00:10:22listen up secondhand rose
00:10:26chasen
00:10:27off limits
00:10:28understand
00:10:30unless you want high school to be a living nightmare
00:10:33i'm not even ready for boys
00:10:34i'm not even ready for boys yet so
00:10:36you know what
00:10:38with a little makeup
00:10:40better clothes
00:10:42and maybe a brush through your hair
00:10:44you could almost pass as one of us
00:10:47that's it
00:10:49you are my new project
00:10:51tomorrow
00:10:52my house
00:10:53makeover
00:10:53okay
00:10:56you know what they say right
00:11:02keep your friends close
00:11:04and your competition closer
00:11:06ugh
00:11:07can't we re-signed up for the academic decathlon
00:11:14it's gonna be so fun
00:11:15well it's
00:11:17more than fun
00:11:18i have to win that scholarship to go to college
00:11:21you don't have money
00:11:22we'll win
00:11:23i promise
00:11:24we'll win
00:11:26plus
00:11:26i'll get to hang out with eric
00:11:28you're crazy
00:11:30rose
00:11:31what are you doing
00:11:33we're signing up
00:11:35for the academic decathlon
00:11:37oh
00:11:39okay
00:11:39well first of all
00:11:40you can't hang out with gabby
00:11:42gabby's a nerd and queen bees don't associate with nerds
00:11:45secondly the academic decathlon is for geeks and losers
00:11:49cheerleading tryouts are next week
00:11:51be there
00:11:52i'm
00:11:59it's okay
00:12:01being a queen bee is
00:12:04important and it's your chance to be popular
00:12:07it's not important to me
00:12:09i mean you're not that smart anyways so
00:12:13what are you talking about
00:12:15i have a 4.0 and a 1500 sat score
00:12:19just go
00:12:20you're not gonna fit in anyway
00:12:22fine
00:12:24whatever
00:12:26wow
00:12:34you're fitting in fast
00:12:36that uniform looks a lot better on you than i expected
00:12:40thank you
00:12:42she means that as a compliment
00:12:43probably
00:12:44yeah
00:12:45definitely
00:12:46you know
00:12:48it's not every day someone can go from background to center stage overnight
00:12:51yes i'm a fast learner
00:12:53wow
00:12:55so modest
00:12:56loves it
00:12:57hey
00:12:59good form out there
00:13:01thanks
00:13:01not too bad for someone who
00:13:03almost knocked out a freshman with my pom pom
00:13:06huh
00:13:06i would have paid to see that
00:13:08ah
00:13:10oh my god
00:13:11ow
00:13:12i think i pulled something
00:13:13you okay
00:13:14no
00:13:15oh god
00:13:17jason
00:13:19i think i need a heroic exit
00:13:22you're not serious
00:13:23i am
00:13:24if i fall and shatter my kneecap it's your fault
00:13:27don't worry
00:13:36i'll bring him back
00:13:37later
00:13:39yeah
00:13:40i'll see ya
00:13:41she's being nice
00:13:43that's never a good sign
00:13:45oh my god
00:13:49ew
00:13:49look at these losers
00:13:50my bestie audrey rose wintersby doesn't have to go to school
00:13:53private tutors
00:13:54well maybe she wants to go to regular high school and be a regular teen
00:13:59um no
00:14:00she can't stand these plebeians
00:14:02she told me so herself
00:14:02wow
00:14:04you know
00:14:07for fun
00:14:07sometimes the girls and i
00:14:09we start gossip chains to keep the plebs in their place
00:14:11gossip chains
00:14:13watch this
00:14:14now watch what happens
00:14:26ew
00:14:29hey eric
00:14:36just leave me alone gabby
00:14:41why don't you go hang out with your rich little friend
00:14:43what
00:14:44audrey rose wintersby
00:14:46you really thought i wouldn't find out
00:14:48you're audrey freaking wintersby
00:14:57Gabby, you okay?
00:15:04Do you care?
00:15:05Of course I do.
00:15:08You lied to me.
00:15:10What?
00:15:11You're Audrey freaking Wittersby.
00:15:15Wait, what?
00:15:16You let me sit there and open up to you like we were equals, like you're not some big legacy with a tennis court and a driver and a coal estate.
00:15:25Who told you?
00:15:25It doesn't matter.
00:15:27Coach is looking for you.
00:15:29Yeah, I'm coming.
00:15:31Gabby, I'm so sorry.
00:15:34I just wanted to...
00:15:34And the gossip?
00:15:36Everyone thinks I hooked up with Eric.
00:15:38They're calling me take a thought.
00:15:42Okay, I didn't start that.
00:15:45But I also didn't stop it and I hate myself for that.
00:15:52Let me make it up to you.
00:15:55How?
00:15:58Give me one chance.
00:15:59This Saturday.
00:16:01I'm studying for the decathlon.
00:16:03Skip it!
00:16:04I want to show you something no one gets to see.
00:16:08No tricks.
00:16:09Just the truth.
00:16:13If you're lying, I swear to God.
00:16:15I am so not dressed for whatever tax bracket this is.
00:16:35Relax.
00:16:35It's just where I live.
00:16:37It's not who I am.
00:16:38You say that, but I just passed a tennis court with your name on it.
00:16:42And you have a butler?
00:16:44Okay, technically my parents do.
00:16:47But yeah, Norman likes me better.
00:16:49So bye.
00:16:50Why would you ever go to Hayton High?
00:17:15I was lonely and I wanted to make friends and I wanted a boyfriend.
00:17:24I would trade places with you every day.
00:17:27It's not all that.
00:17:30Plus, no amount of money can protect you from people like Sloane.
00:17:33So what are you going to do?
00:17:38I'm going to take her down.
00:17:41How?
00:17:42Do you want to know another secret?
00:17:43I'm actually really good at tennis.
00:17:47No way.
00:17:48No way.
00:17:49I could teach you.
00:17:51Girls Day and a vendetta.
00:17:54And that's rich.
00:17:55Yeah.
00:18:03She did that on purpose.
00:18:25She looked me dead in the eye and bam.
00:18:27I barely know how to hold a racket.
00:18:30You can ask Gabby.
00:18:31I missed like five in a row.
00:18:33She looked me dead in the eyes.
00:18:35It's called eye contact, Sloane.
00:18:38It's a basic social skill.
00:18:40She smiled when she hit me.
00:18:42I smile a lot.
00:18:44It's polite.
00:18:45Enough.
00:18:47This isn't court TV.
00:18:49Miss Smith, do you really expect me to believe
00:18:53that you're just an uncoordinated student
00:18:56who accidentally hit another girl in the face
00:19:01with a tennis ball?
00:19:02You should definitely believe that.
00:19:05I'm tragically unathletic.
00:19:08Liar.
00:19:09You're wearing like three different brands of lipstick
00:19:11and I'm the criminal?
00:19:13Fine.
00:19:13Listen here, Rose Smith.
00:19:18Consider this your strike one.
00:19:21Three strikes and you're out.
00:19:31Audrey Rose Wintersby.
00:19:36Audrey Rose Wintersby.
00:19:37What did you say?
00:19:41Found this on the ground.
00:19:43Oh, I've been looking for this.
00:19:47Eric, please.
00:19:48I'm just trying to live a normal life.
00:19:51Please don't.
00:19:52Yeah, no.
00:19:52Your secret's safe with me.
00:19:55Just like best friends.
00:19:59Um, okay.
00:20:01I think you swear.
00:20:02Uh, okay.
00:20:06Pinky swear.
00:20:08So,
00:20:09you want to sit together at lunch?
00:20:12I already made plans to sit with Gabby.
00:20:17Eric, she didn't say those things about you.
00:20:20That was just Sloane doing a gossip chain.
00:20:22Right.
00:20:23Yeah, figures.
00:20:27Pinky swear.
00:20:29Awesome.
00:20:31Awesome.
00:20:32But the point being,
00:20:39Eric knows you didn't say anything.
00:20:41That it was all Sloane's gossip chain.
00:20:43Oh, my God.
00:20:45I'm so relieved.
00:20:50So, you and Eric are hanging out now?
00:20:53Just friends.
00:20:57Promise.
00:20:58What the fuck is your problem?
00:21:00What are you talking about?
00:21:02Why are you being such a bitch?
00:21:05Look who's talking.
00:21:07You tormented Gabby.
00:21:09You torment everyone.
00:21:10Actually,
00:21:11you are the massive bitch.
00:21:13Okay, since when do you care about geeks and losers?
00:21:15Since forever.
00:21:16I have no idea what I was thinking hanging out with you.
00:21:21Oh, please.
00:21:22You loved it.
00:21:23You loved every second of it.
00:21:25I tolerated it.
00:21:25I tolerated it.
00:21:27Because I thought there might be something decent under all that designer knockoff and ego.
00:21:31Oh, honey.
00:21:32Your halo?
00:21:33It's slipping.
00:21:34And yours was always fake.
00:21:43Oh, honey.
00:21:45Your halo?
00:21:45It's slipping.
00:21:46And yours was always fake.
00:21:49You have a complete lack of compassion for everyone around you.
00:21:54And by the way, your taste is abhorrent.
00:21:58Okay.
00:21:59I don't know what that means, but it better mean awesome.
00:22:02It means it sucks.
00:22:04Says the homeless white trash girl who dresses like a bum.
00:22:08Says the low-class loser with the manners of a goat.
00:22:11Okay, well, you think you're better than me because you have some pity followers and Jason said hi to you?
00:22:16I've always been better than you.
00:22:17I was just too polite to say it.
00:22:29This is war, Rose Smith.
00:22:32Bring it on.
00:22:38You bitch!
00:22:43You bitch!
00:23:08Hey.
00:23:13Hey.
00:23:14I need to ask you something.
00:23:17It's kind of important.
00:23:19No, it's really, it's actually kind of lame.
00:23:22What's up?
00:23:24I was hoping maybe you could coach me in tennis.
00:23:30After hitting Sloan in the face, I could really use the help.
00:23:33I can, yeah, definitely coach you.
00:23:36Cool.
00:23:37After school?
00:23:40After school.
00:23:42It's a date.
00:23:50Yeah.
00:23:58I can't do it.
00:24:07Like this.
00:24:07Like that.
00:24:12Okay.
00:24:14Mm-hmm.
00:24:14Ready?
00:24:15Mm-hmm.
00:24:22Oh!
00:24:24Yeah.
00:24:26You should join the tennis team.
00:24:27You know, I think that's an excellent idea.
00:24:36Yeah.
00:24:36Yeah.
00:24:38Hey.
00:24:38Shh.
00:24:39Shh.
00:24:40Ha, ha, ha, ha, shh.
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00:25:19What the hell?
00:25:33No, no, no, no, no, you've got to be kidding me.
00:25:49Oh my God.
00:25:59Oh my God.
00:26:20What are you doing?
00:26:21Rose Smith.
00:26:24Why are you half dressed during a fire drill?
00:26:26Someone took my clothes.
00:26:27Strike two.
00:26:29Now, go get dressed.
00:26:38Checkmate.
00:26:45Here.
00:26:46I'll take this.
00:26:47It'll be a bit big on you, but at least you don't have to wear a towel.
00:26:53I owe you one.
00:26:54Not again.
00:26:55Yeah, what can I say? I'm reliable.
00:27:06Eric.
00:27:08Huh.
00:27:09I don't even know what that means.
00:27:11He likes you.
00:27:12He doesn't even know me.
00:27:14Some people notice more than they let on.
00:27:18Maybe.
00:27:23My lord, what happened to you?
00:27:25I'll explain in the car.
00:27:28Long day.
00:27:29Are they okay?
00:27:31Oh my god.
00:27:32There's no way that's her dad.
00:27:34Gross older guy?
00:27:35Even better.
00:27:36This is gonna ruin her.
00:27:37Ew.
00:27:38Settle down.
00:27:51Settle down, everybody.
00:27:53People.
00:27:55This is the first away game of the season.
00:27:57Remember.
00:27:58You're representing the school.
00:28:12Mind if I sit here?
00:28:13Uh, I'm actually saving it for someone.
00:28:28Hey, Rose.
00:28:29Saved you a seat.
00:28:30Okay.
00:28:32Okay.
00:28:33No, you don't.
00:28:35Jason.
00:28:37What did you say about you?
00:28:41Sorry, Eric.
00:28:42On the way back?
00:28:43Yeah.
00:28:44Boobie.
00:28:45I'm gonna sit right here.
00:28:46On my man's lap.
00:28:47Sloan, seriously?
00:28:48There's no room.
00:28:49Everyone!
00:28:51I have an announcement to make.
00:28:52I am!
00:28:53I am!
00:28:54You can go!
00:28:55Are you?
00:28:56Why do you have a new year?
00:29:02We're behind the scenes.
00:29:03Yeah.
00:29:04Yeah.
00:29:05We're behind the scenes.
00:29:06I'm gonna sit right here.
00:29:07On my man's lap.
00:29:09Sloan, seriously?
00:29:10There's no room.
00:29:16Everyone!
00:29:18I have an announcement to make.
00:29:20I'm having a party Saturday.
00:29:23And Audrey Rose Wintersby's gonna be there.
00:29:26Better show up.
00:29:36So are you gonna go?
00:29:37I don't think I'd be welcome.
00:29:39Why not?
00:29:41I'll be going.
00:29:43Well, okay then.
00:29:45I'll go.
00:29:47Listen, you want Chase, and I want Rose, so...
00:29:57Well, looks like we have something in common.
00:30:00Exactly.
00:30:01I got a plan.
00:30:15All right.
00:30:17Here we go.
00:30:18This was a mistake.
00:30:19I don't belong here.
00:30:21Yes, yes, you do.
00:30:22You're with me.
00:30:23That's my point.
00:30:24See, Eric is here.
00:30:26I don't think I can take more rejection.
00:30:28Oh.
00:30:28Come here.
00:30:31This could be a turning point.
00:30:33Just stick with me.
00:30:35Okay?
00:30:36Okay.
00:30:36Okay.
00:30:40Okay.
00:30:41Ready?
00:30:42Oh, yes.
00:30:45Oh, look.
00:30:47Rose decided to bring her emotional support charity case.
00:30:50Oh, no.
00:30:50I promise.
00:30:51Okay.
00:30:53Hi.
00:30:54Hi.
00:30:56No, thank you.
00:30:57I don't drink.
00:30:58Of course you don't.
00:31:00Of course you don't.
00:31:01So, you virgins ever been to a real party before?
00:31:07Oh, my God.
00:31:09You are virgins.
00:31:10Shut up, son.
00:31:11Stop being a jerk.
00:31:13Okay.
00:31:14How about a little game of truth or dare?
00:31:16Yeah.
00:31:17Truth or dare.
00:31:25Oh.
00:31:26Gabby to Eric.
00:31:28Truth or dare.
00:31:30Eric, truth or dare.
00:31:32Truth.
00:31:40Oh, my God.
00:31:41Come on, Gabby.
00:31:42We don't have all night.
00:31:43What's your favorite color?
00:31:45Okay.
00:31:46What kind of question is that?
00:31:48Blue?
00:31:49Virgin.
00:31:50Sloan.
00:31:51What?
00:31:53Okay.
00:31:53Eric to Rose.
00:31:58Okay.
00:32:00Rose, truth or dare?
00:32:02Dare.
00:32:03You gotta give me a kiss.
00:32:06Wait.
00:32:06What?
00:32:07Come on, Rose.
00:32:10Rose.
00:32:10Rose.
00:32:11Rose.
00:32:12Rose.
00:32:13Rose.
00:32:14Rose.
00:32:14Rose.
00:32:15Rose.
00:32:16Rose.
00:32:17Rose.
00:32:23What the hell?
00:32:27Hey.
00:32:28Watch your little ass.
00:32:29Oh, yeah.
00:32:30What are you gonna do about it?
00:32:35No, Gabby.
00:32:36Wait.
00:32:36Let her go.
00:32:38If she chases me, she's just gonna be more embarrassed.
00:32:41Okay.
00:32:42Chasen.
00:32:43You're up.
00:32:44Truth or dare.
00:32:46Dare.
00:32:46I dare you to ask the prettiest girl in the circle on a date for Saturday night.
00:32:54Rose.
00:32:56Will you go to dinner with me on Saturday?
00:32:58What?
00:33:01I'd love to.
00:33:06Ah.
00:33:06Oh, I'm so sorry.
00:33:27Did I ruin your dime store blouse?
00:33:29Oh, my God.
00:33:31Why don't you go to the bathroom?
00:33:32Oh.
00:33:36Shit.
00:33:41Oh.
00:33:41Oh, I'm so sorry.
00:33:42I did.
00:33:43I thought that's...
00:33:43I forgot.
00:33:44The door wasn't...
00:33:45I...
00:33:45I...
00:33:45I...
00:33:48Hi.
00:33:50Hi.
00:33:50Hi.
00:34:06You're so beautiful.
00:34:21What the...
00:34:22What the...
00:34:27What the...
00:34:29Oh, God.
00:34:51Wait, what?
00:35:01Rose has an old sugar daddy?
00:35:04Gross.
00:35:06What?
00:35:06It's true.
00:35:07I've seen you together.
00:35:09He's old and gross and sleeps over at his house.
00:35:12I have photos.
00:35:15He's not her sugar daddy.
00:35:18But there is an even bigger secret.
00:35:21I know exactly who that man is.
00:35:27Okay.
00:35:36I know who that man is.
00:35:39It's her dad.
00:35:41Come on, you guys.
00:35:42Stop being so dramatic.
00:35:43Remember, Rose?
00:35:45You invited me over to your place for the barbecue.
00:35:47Yeah, that was a really fun day.
00:35:49Yeah.
00:35:50Oh my God, shut up.
00:35:51They're lying.
00:35:54Eric.
00:35:57Hey, I just want to say thank you for saving my butt back there.
00:36:02Oh, you got a nice butt.
00:36:05Eric, we're just friends.
00:36:06Let's be more than friends.
00:36:08Please, don't make this harder.
00:36:10I wonder if I want to make it harder.
00:36:11No, hey, stop.
00:36:12Hey, I told you to watch your move, asshole.
00:36:14Stop.
00:36:14Hey, I told you to watch your move, asshole.
00:36:15Oh, my God.
00:36:15Oh, shit.
00:36:17Ah.
00:36:19Ah.
00:36:20Ah.
00:36:20Ah.
00:36:20Ah.
00:36:21What are you laughing at, loser?
00:36:24Where's Audrey Rose Wintersby, huh?
00:36:25Wasn't she supposed to come?
00:36:26Shut up.
00:36:27She just called me and had an emergency.
00:36:30Liar.
00:36:30You don't even know her.
00:36:32Yeah, I do, asshole.
00:36:34No.
00:36:35She doesn't know Audrey Rose Wintersby because she is Audrey Rose Wintersby.
00:36:49She doesn't know Audrey Rose Wintersby because she is Audrey Rose Wintersby.
00:36:55Oh, my God.
00:36:57Okay, I've heard everything at this point.
00:37:00Her?
00:37:04I can't do this anymore.
00:37:13Everyone is so evil.
00:37:14They're horrible.
00:37:16Unlike you.
00:37:19Are you still up for Saturday night?
00:37:23No, forget it.
00:37:25Forget everything.
00:37:26You don't want to be seen with me.
00:37:29I know Eric was just joking.
00:37:31He's an asshole.
00:37:32But you don't have to feel bad for what that asshole did.
00:37:36Yeah.
00:37:37Yeah.
00:37:38He was just kidding.
00:37:40Obviously, I'm not Audrey Rose Wintersby.
00:37:44Audrey Rose Wintersby wishes.
00:37:49Come on, just say yes.
00:37:54Okay.
00:37:56Okay.
00:37:57Okay.
00:38:03Where I was early for my first real date.
00:38:09Hello?
00:38:10This is Rachel from Shea Belle V.
00:38:12Unfortunately, we're overbooked tonight.
00:38:14But Mr. Gray has called me to tell you that your new reservation has been moved to our sister restaurant, Shea Maurice.
00:38:217 p.m.
00:38:22Oh, okay.
00:38:25Thanks.
00:38:39Understand the assignment?
00:38:42Good.
00:38:42How?
00:38:45How?
00:38:46Jason, I was just walking by outside and saw you sitting all by yourself.
00:39:16I've fenced it out.
00:39:22Hey, Rose. Small world. What are you doing here?
00:39:26I was supposed to have a date with Jason.
00:39:32No, that's weird because I heard he was out with Sloan today.
00:39:40What?
00:39:42Hey, do you mind if I sit?
00:39:44Sure, go ahead.
00:39:56I'm waiting for Rose to join me for dinner. She's a half hour late.
00:40:00Really? I was at Chez Maurice and I saw her having dinner with Eric.
00:40:06What?
00:40:16I'm really sorry for what I did at Sloan's party.
00:40:18I was drunk and I know that's not an excuse. I know.
00:40:22But, um, there's something I gotta tell you.
00:40:28What?
00:40:29I'm so sorry, Chasen.
00:40:31But, but um, I have dinner with you.
00:40:35Yeah, it's fine. Be my guest.
00:40:38It's Chasen.
00:40:40He's been talking shit about you all over school.
00:40:43What's he saying?
00:40:45That you're a clueless virgin?
00:40:47And he'll be your first if it's the last thing he does?
00:40:50No.
00:40:54I'm gonna run into the bathroom.
00:40:56Oh, no.
00:41:21You okay?
00:41:22Yeah.
00:41:26What?
00:41:30I'm really sorry, Rose.
00:41:34I've been so stupid.
00:41:39I'll never speak to him again.
00:41:41It's probably for the best.
00:41:42That guy's a pig.
00:41:44Yeah.
00:41:56It's time to bring my baby home.
00:42:00Can you give me a ride home?
00:42:01Yeah.
00:42:02Yeah, sure. Let's go.
00:42:03What is the last digit of the 7 to the 2,000 of the 25th power?
00:42:31Hello?
00:42:32I don't care.
00:42:36Well, you will.
00:42:37And you're going to beat Sloan.
00:42:38And you're going to ace this.
00:42:40And...
00:42:41Oh, no.
00:42:43What now?
00:42:45Sloan posted this.
00:42:49Jason and Sloan?
00:42:50They were together last night.
00:42:53And they're going to prom together.
00:42:58But he said he liked me.
00:43:00Hey, Virgin.
00:43:03Did you hear the news?
00:43:04Jason and I are fucking.
00:43:06And we're going to prom together.
00:43:08Hmm.
00:43:09That's a lie.
00:43:10Just more of your petty, cretinous gossip.
00:43:12Oh.
00:43:13Big word for the little Virgin.
00:43:14Enough.
00:43:15Sloan.
00:43:16I'm done.
00:43:17Playing by your classless, moronic games.
00:43:19You're just a low-rent slut.
00:43:20Everyone knows it.
00:43:21And no one seems to care.
00:43:22And you're just jealous that Chasen and I hooked up.
00:43:24Actually, I'm not jealous.
00:43:25Because I don't believe it.
00:43:26It's just a lie.
00:43:27You're just jealous of me.
00:43:28No one seems to care.
00:43:29And you're just jealous that Chasen and I hooked up.
00:43:31Actually, I'm not jealous.
00:43:32Because I don't believe it.
00:43:33I don't believe it.
00:43:34You're just jealous.
00:43:35I think it's more of your petty, cretinous gossip.
00:43:37What?
00:43:38What?
00:43:39Oh, big word for the little Virgin.
00:43:40rent slut. Everyone knows it, and no one seems to care. And you're just jealous that Chasen
00:43:47and I hooked up. Actually, I'm not jealous. Because I don't believe it. And even if it
00:43:54were true, I wouldn't want him. Because I wouldn't want anyone who's touched your dirty, skanky
00:44:03mouth. You take that back. Or what?
00:44:10Bitch fight, bitch fight, bitch fight, bitch fight, bitch fight, bitch fight, bitch
00:44:22fight. Girls! Girls, what's going on here? Ow, ow, ow my butt, oh my god, I think she broke
00:44:30my butt. Bros, this school has a zero tolerance policy when it comes to violence.
00:44:40Third strike. You're out. Expelled. Now go get your things.
00:44:47But, I didn't touch her. I didn't touch you.
00:44:51I said go. You heard the man go.
00:44:58And? Expelled.
00:45:09But the Academy Decathlon, we're gonna be disqualified. I'm so, so sorry.
00:45:19I'm so sorry.
00:45:20You stupid, idiotic, dead-wintered bitch! What? You heard me? You were jealous of no's,
00:45:36and because of that, I'm not gonna go to college. Oh honey, you were never going to college.
00:45:42You're too stupid. This has a girl whose body count is higher than her IQ.
00:45:47Shut up, you pathetic prude. Shut up, you pathetic prude.
00:46:02You Gabby could be such a hot little chili pepper.
00:46:06I'm so, so sorry. A lot of good that does us now. We're disqualified.
00:46:20Rose, you got yourself kicked off the team, and now we've lost.
00:46:24But I tried. No, I don't get a scholarship. I don't get to go to college. And it's all because of you.
00:46:32But you and your drama. Like, why couldn't you just be a normal person?
00:46:48That was so hot.
00:47:02That was so hot.
00:47:03So that was so hot.
00:47:05That was so hot.
00:47:06That was so hot.
00:47:07Just gonna be a good job.
00:47:08That was so hot.
00:47:09I Павел is a bad boy.
00:47:11But I didn't say it's an amazing person.
00:47:13I didn't say that.
00:47:14I didn't say it's an amazing person.
00:47:15I didn't say it.
00:47:16I didn't say it was just a high school.
00:47:17I didn't say it's an amazing person that was out of theう.
00:47:19You were too hot.
00:47:20I didn't say it.
00:47:21I didn't say it's a little today.
00:47:23It's a huge place.
00:47:24I thought it wasn't...
00:47:25...
00:47:26...
00:47:28...
00:47:30It's all ready.
00:47:31Hello, Audrey Rose Wintersby.
00:47:57Hello, Audrey Rose Wintersby.
00:47:59How did you find out?
00:48:01Eric told me.
00:48:03Tell me.
00:48:05Tell me!
00:48:07She finally decided to be a decent person.
00:48:13Why didn't you tell me?
00:48:15I was going to.
00:48:17But then the whole date thing happened.
00:48:20And you and Sloan happened.
00:48:23And then you weren't speaking to me.
00:48:25Actually, no one is speaking to me.
00:48:30I didn't sleep with Sloan.
00:48:32She drugged me.
00:48:34And the date thing was a setup.
00:48:37Eric told me it was some scheme that Sloan had.
00:48:41They set me up too.
00:48:43I'm sorry.
00:48:54Why didn't you tell me?
00:48:56Why don't you want anyone to know who you are?
00:48:59I just wanted the chance to feel like a normal teen.
00:49:04And I wanted you to like me.
00:49:09For me.
00:49:10And not because of what I am.
00:49:13Rose, I'm crazy about you.
00:49:15I'm crazy about you too.
00:49:19You're so beautiful.
00:49:37Why are you wet?
00:49:58It doesn't matter.
00:50:02I have an idea.
00:50:06What?
00:50:08Let's do something that normal teens do.
00:50:10Let's do something that normal teens do.
00:50:25You weren't going to kill me at all?
00:50:28Okay, I give up.
00:50:30You should give up.
00:50:32I haven't played video games since I was a kid.
00:50:35You did pretty well for someone who threw a grenade at yourself.
00:50:41Is this what normal teens do?
00:50:44Yeah.
00:50:45Pretty much.
00:50:47And hang out with their butlers.
00:50:50You're different when you're like this.
00:50:51You're different when you're like this.
00:50:52Like what?
00:50:53You're different when you're like this.
00:50:54Like what?
00:50:55Yourself.
00:50:56You're different when you're like this.
00:50:57Like what?
00:50:58Yourself.
00:50:59You're different when you're like this.
00:51:00Like what?
00:51:01Like what?
00:51:02Yourself.
00:51:03I never knew dates could feel this special.
00:51:08Neither did I.
00:51:09I never knew dates could feel this special.
00:51:11Neither did I.
00:51:12Neither did I.
00:51:13I don't want it to end.
00:51:14I never knew dates could feel this special.
00:51:15Neither did I.
00:51:16I don't want it to end.
00:51:17It doesn't have to.
00:51:18I don't want it to end.
00:51:19It doesn't have to.
00:51:21I mean, you're different when you're like this.
00:51:24I don't want it to end.
00:51:26You're different when you're like this.
00:51:27You're different when you're like this.
00:51:28Like what?
00:51:29You're self.
00:51:30I never knew dates could feel this special.
00:51:32Neither did I.
00:51:33Neither did I.
00:51:37I don't want it to end.
00:51:42It doesn't have to.
00:51:59I'm a virgin.
00:52:03I love you, Rose.
00:52:20I love you, too.
00:52:26I love you, too.
00:52:56I love you, Mary.
00:53:13I worked up an avid drive.
00:53:17So how was it?
00:53:19It was amazing.
00:53:21Hey, do I look different?
00:53:25No, you look beautiful.
00:53:33I have something important to ask you.
00:53:37Uh-oh. What?
00:53:45Will you go to the prom with me?
00:53:49Will you go to the prom with me?
00:53:55Will you go to the prom with me?
00:53:59Jason, I can't.
00:54:05I was expelled.
00:54:07What?
00:54:09Fuck.
00:54:11And I agreed to attend the opera that night.
00:54:15So much for being a regular teen.
00:54:19Hey, Jason.
00:54:31Hey.
00:54:33How's Rose?
00:54:35Bummed.
00:54:37I feel awful.
00:54:39I was so mean to her yesterday.
00:54:41Yeah.
00:54:43You thinking of doing something about it?
00:54:47Well...
00:54:49Maybe.
00:54:51Might not be a bad idea.
00:54:55I should be going to prom tonight, Norman.
00:54:57I should be going to prom tonight, Norman.
00:55:11Yes, indeed. I am aware.
00:55:13But I'm sure we're going to have much more fun.
00:55:17Are we ready to leave?
00:55:21Hey, Gabby.
00:55:22Rose.
00:55:23Get over here right away.
00:55:24Something's happened to Jason.
00:55:25Wait, what?
00:55:26What happened?
00:55:31Norman, we have to get to the school fast.
00:55:33Something happened to Jason.
00:55:34Quick, Jason.
00:55:35Jason.
00:55:36Where's Jason?
00:55:37Where's Jason?
00:55:38Where's Jason?
00:55:39Audrey Rose.
00:55:40She's so beautiful.
00:55:41She's so beautiful.
00:55:42Ahem.
00:55:43People.
00:55:44Everyone.
00:55:45I'd like to introduce you to the real Rose Smith.
00:55:48Audrey Rose Wintersby.
00:55:49Oh my god.
00:55:50What's she doing here?
00:55:51That's really Ozby Rose.
00:55:52Oh my gosh.
00:55:53Is she doing here?
00:55:54That's really Ozby Rose.
00:55:55people everyone i'd like to introduce you to the real rose smith audrey rose wintersby
00:56:05oh my god that's really old people
00:56:09give it me that she said chase it chase it
00:56:15hang on hang on she can't be here she's expelled security security
00:56:25no give it hang on everyone gabby
00:56:31what the
00:56:55no everyone turn it off turn off the videos you see it was sloan that was being violent
00:57:00that day not rose and sloan drugged chasen to make it look like they slept together and
00:57:06she also stole rose's clothes from the locker room you bitch security please escort sloan
00:57:13to my office no please no get off me do not touch me do you know how much i am worth
00:57:17okay it's time to crown this year's prom king and prom queen first the prom king is chasing
00:57:36and now the moment you've all been waiting for this year's prom queen is
00:57:51audrey rose wintersby
00:57:57congratulations
00:58:19thank you hi i know how difficult your teenage years can be no matter who you are between
00:58:31school family social media or gossip bullies and mean girls this time can be exceptionally painful but
00:58:42for all the lows there are some amazing highs
00:58:48friends laughter basketball games and hot fudge sundaes
00:58:54i mean let's face it high school can be the best time of our lives
00:58:57but remember to stay true to yourself and be proud of who you are
00:59:06because every single one of you is special
00:59:09and now i'd like to invite gabby mcduff to the stage wait what
00:59:16i'd like to introduce you all to a true prom queen she's smart and funny and charitable and loyal
00:59:30nobody would make a better prom queen than gabby mcduff
00:59:35hey
01:00:00wanna dance
01:00:03get lost asshole
01:00:07everyone
01:00:13all right all right i know you want to get back to dancing
01:00:17but let's take a moment to recognize academic excellence
01:00:22we are proud to announce that gabby has been awarded an academic scholarship
01:00:28all that hard work is paid off congratulations
01:00:38yes
01:00:49yes
01:00:52and that's the story of how one simple little heiress got a regular happily ever after
01:01:14and that's the story of how one of you can get back to the story of how one of you can get back to the story of how one of you can get back to the story of how one of you can get back to the story of how one of you can get back to the story of how one of you can get back to the story of how one of you can get back to the story of how one of you can get back to the story of how one of you can get back to the story of how one of you can get back to the story of how one of you can get back to the story of how one of you can get back to the story of how one of you can get back to the story of how one of you can get back to the story of how one of you can get back to the story of how one of you can get back to the story of how one of you can get back to the story of how one of you can get back to the story of how one of you can get back to the story of how one of you can get
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