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#Movie Magic 2.0
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00:30Christmas, right this very minute, it hasn't snowed a single flurry.
00:34Fozzie, we're all in a hurry.
00:36Guys, this is the best idea we've had in years.
00:39Christmas at my mother's farm.
00:41Sounds great, Fozzie, but don't you think we should have called your mother to let her know we were coming?
00:45Oh, how little you understand bears, Kermit.
00:47My mother loves surprises.
00:49Good thing she's in for beauty.
00:51Surprise, surprise.
00:53You see, I know what she is doing this very second.
00:57There she is in the old farmhouse on the snowy hill.
01:01Nice and cozy by a roaring fire.
01:05All the Christmas decorations will be up and Ma will be in her rocking chair, knitting,
01:10and feeling just a little sad that she's all alone for the holidays.
01:15Well, the plane leaves for California in three hours.
01:18Ho, ho, Christmas in Malibu.
01:21Oh, I'm going to lie on the beach and catch some rays.
01:26Waka waka.
01:27Oh, this is going to be such a surprise.
01:29Fall out the holly, turn on the brightest spring of nights we've ever seen.
01:36Slice up the fruitcake.
01:39It's going to be hung something so on that evergreen bough.
01:46For we need a little music, need a little laughter, need a little singing.
01:51Ringing through a wrapper and we need a little snappy.
01:55Happy ever after, we need a little response now.
02:05Well, I think I have everything.
02:11There's the airline ticket, my suntan lotion.
02:14Come in.
02:16Hello, is this Grizzly Farm?
02:18Oh, you must be the renter.
02:19Come in, come in.
02:20Yes, yes, I'm Doc.
02:22Are you my landlady?
02:23No, Sprocket, I didn't know I was renting from a bear.
02:28Oh, mind your step.
02:29Be careful, there's an icy patch there.
02:32I'm just so glad there's someone going to be staying in the house while I'm gone.
02:36Yes, well, well, Sprocket and I, he's my dog, Sprocket.
02:40We're certainly delighted to be renting the place.
02:42We've been wanting to spend a nice, quiet Christmas in the country.
02:46You've come to the right place.
02:48Now, put your things in the bedroom at the top of the stairs.
02:50Now, who could that be?
02:54Ta-da!
02:56Merry Christmas!
02:58Son!
02:59Mom!
03:00Ah!
03:01Oh, it's so good to see you.
03:03Well, what the surprise?
03:06No, no, the real surprise is I brought all my friends with me.
03:10What?
03:11Merry Christmas!
03:11Hey, hey, hey, aren't you glad to see us all?
03:20Well, I should say.
03:22Excuse me, Miss Bear.
03:23Remember me?
03:24I rented this place to have a nice, quiet Christmas.
03:28Peace on Earth.
03:29Give me presents.
03:30Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.
03:31Be careful, Sprocket.
03:32These could be from some foreign planet.
03:35Actually, they're from television.
03:36I recognize Fozzie's weirdo friends.
03:40Yeah, we're proud of it, too.
03:42Why am I here?
03:43Tell me, Sprocket.
03:44I please everything like these fraggles you keep telling me about.
03:48Come on, come on, come on.
03:49Oh, Mom, Mom, Mom.
03:50I want you to meet someone.
03:51This is my boss, my friend, my inspiration.
03:54Aw.
03:55The one who gave me my big break in the show business.
03:58Coming.
03:59Oh, yeah.
03:59The lizard.
04:01Um, well, frog, actually.
04:02Listen, Mrs. Bear, you know, I know there are an awful lot of us here.
04:05Oh, don't you worry about it.
04:07There's plenty of room for everybody.
04:09Excuse me.
04:10You promised me a nice, quiet Christmas.
04:14You think you're disappointed?
04:16I just took three months of surfing lessons for Zip.
04:20Telephone!
04:21Telephone!
04:23All right, that's just animals.
04:25Hello, hello, hello.
04:26Give me presents.
04:27Show me the welcoming.
04:28Oh, pig.
04:32Uh.
04:33Hello?
04:34Hello?
04:34Uh, Piggy?
04:36Curmy!
04:36My dear Cher, it's you!
04:38Uh, yes, Piggy, it's me.
04:39Hey, listen, where are you?
04:41You were supposed to come up to the farmhouse with us.
04:42Oh, I know, Curmy, but I forgot about the teensy-weensy photo session I just scheduled.
04:48Okay, now give me more over the shoulder, honey.
04:50Hold it.
04:51Uh, well, hurry up.
04:52Do not worry so, my little green hunk.
04:55Oh, yeah.
04:56Oh, yeah, couldn't be nicer.
04:58My chauffeur Jerome is ready to whisk me away into your arms at the farmhouse.
05:03Oh, beautiful, beautiful.
05:05I must go, and I'm rather busy.
05:06Curmy, see you soon.
05:08Oh, okay, bye.
05:09Kissy, kissy.
05:10Bye-bye.
05:11Oh, oh, oh, now do that pouty thing.
05:13Oh, yes.
05:13Do that pouty thing.
05:14Oh, fabulous.
05:16We'll find more bedrooms up the stairs.
05:20But those are our bedrooms.
05:22We rented this place.
05:24Wow.
05:24Not more.
05:26Fozzie, get that door.
05:27Okay, Mom.
05:28Up the stairs.
05:29Swedish chef.
05:31Lay-lay-you.
05:32Whoa.
05:34Watch out for that icy patch there.
05:36Yeah.
05:37Oh, you mean you're here to cook the Christmas turkey for all of us.
05:43Yeah, yeah.
05:44Let's go to the kitchen.
05:46Now, where did my little chicky-poo Camilla get to?
05:53Ah, well, I'll get it.
05:55Yes?
05:56Hi, dear.
05:57You're a turkey?
05:58Of course.
05:59Come on outside.
06:00We've got to talk.
06:00And then the chicken and the cookies.
06:02We're sure that there are rats and chickens here.
06:04We always have rats and chickens.
06:06Listen, you're in the wrong place at the wrong time now.
06:08Take a walk.
06:09Fly south for the winter.
06:10I was invited for Christmas by some guy who spoke Swedish.
06:13Got a white chef's hat on.
06:15Sounds like a nice vacation.
06:16Mm-hmm.
06:16Mm-hmm.
06:17Listen, that guy is a chef.
06:18Don't you realize it could be very dangerous for turkeys around here?
06:22Not to worry.
06:22I'm a survivor.
06:23Now, where's my room?
06:25If you're not careful, it'll be in the oven.
06:27So long, bucko.
06:29See you at dinner.
06:32What seems to be the trouble, Fozzie?
06:33Well, see, the chef is a little bit angry because of all the rats and chickens in his ketchup.
06:39Ah, well, how about we send him to his bedroom instead?
06:42Oh, yeah.
06:42Chicken and the ratty and the booska-booska.
06:45All right, let's go.
06:46Come on, head him out.
06:46Okay.
06:47Yeah, good.
06:47Up to the bedroom.
06:48Up to the bedroom.
06:49Yes, here we go, guys.
06:51Another crisis solved.
06:53Boy, there sure are a lot of us here.
06:55Well, the whole family is starting to come together.
06:57We always come together at Christmas.
06:59Yeah.
07:00Life would just pass in a blur if it weren't for times like this.
07:03Hmm?
07:03Jingle bells, jingle bells, jingle all the way.
07:11Oh, what fun it is to ride in a one-horse open sleigh.
07:19Jingle bell, jingle bell, jingle bell rock.
07:21Jingle bell swing and jingle bell ring.
07:24Snowing and blowing up, oh, those are fun.
07:27Now the jingle hop has begun.
07:29Jingle bell, jingle bell, jingle bell rock.
07:31Yeah.
07:32Jingle bells chime in, jingle bell time.
07:34Boom.
07:35Dancing and prancing in, jingle bell square.
07:37Square.
07:37In the frosty air.
07:39What a bright time.
07:41It's the right time to rock the night away.
07:44Hooray.
07:44Jingle bell time is a swell time to go gliding in a one-horse sleigh.
07:50Hiddy up, jingle horse, pick up your feet.
07:52Jingle around the clock.
07:55Mix and tingle in a jingling beat.
07:58That's the jingle bell rock.
07:59Hiddy up, jingle horse, pick up your feet.
08:14Jingle around the clock.
08:17Mix and tingle in a jingling beat.
08:20That's the jingle bell.
08:21That's the jingle bell.
08:22That's the jingle bell.
08:24That's the jingle bell rock.
08:28That's the jingle bell rock.
08:30Oh, that's going to be a terrific Christmas tree.
08:43Just bring it inside, guys.
08:44Thanks.
08:44Yo, Fuzzy, I finally made it.
08:47Hey, Ralph, welcome.
08:48Are you late?
08:49Yeah, I've been chasing the truck all the way, and boy, am I exhausted.
08:52Oh, I get truck, exhaust.
08:54That's funny.
08:55Yeah, that's a dog joke.
08:56Oh, go inside and tell Mom that.
08:57Gotcha.
08:58She loves canine humor.
09:01Okay, boys, put it over there in the corner.
09:04Come on, Doc, let's get this holly up here.
09:06Oh, Mrs. Bear, I've been chasing the truck, and boy, whoop!
09:09Oh, my, I guess Fuzzy didn't tell you about the icy pants.
09:14Oh, yeah, I guess he didn't.
09:16Anyhow, my name's Ralph, a dog.
09:17I come for the holidays.
09:18More?
09:19More people?
09:21I'll go out and see if there's a spare pillow in the kennel.
09:26Woof, woof, woof.
09:27Yeah, bark, bark.
09:29Don't you just hate it when you can't speak the language?
09:32Aha, just what I was looking for.
09:35Look at this little beauty.
09:39Whoa, boy, is this piano out of tune.
09:44I love out of tune pianos.
09:47Boom, ba-doop, ba-doop, ba-doop, ba-doop.
09:48Just hear those sleigh bells, ding-a-ring, ding-a-ring, ding-a-ring.
09:52Out here it's lovely weather for a bear and a snowman like you.
09:57Out here the snow is falling and friends are calling.
10:00Yoo-hoo!
10:00Ah, come on, it's lovely weather for a bear and a snowman like you.
10:06Hey, that's pretty good harmony for a snowman.
10:08Actually, I'm a snowman.
10:10What's a snowman?
10:11Nothing's a snowman.
10:12What's a snoo with you?
10:14Ah!
10:15There's a Christmas party at the home of Fozzie Bear.
10:19It'll be a perfect party with my friends all there.
10:24We'll be singing the songs we love to sing without a single stop.
10:28At the fireplace while we watch the chestnuts pop, pop, pop, pop, pop, pop, pop, pop, pop, pop, pop, pop, pop.
10:33But seriously, Fozzie, what do you think of the weather we're having?
10:36It's so cold.
10:37How cold is it?
10:38It's so cold that when I opened my refrigerator this morning, there was a polar bear inside trying to keep warm.
10:44Huh?
10:46But it's always cold at Christmas.
10:48Ah, Christmas.
10:49Time for Santa Claus and his eighth prancing rain bear.
10:52That's reindeer.
10:53No.
10:54That's snow, darling.
10:56Ah!
10:58Out here the snow is falling and friends are calling you.
11:01Yoo-hoo!
11:01Man, you guys are the funniest comedy teams in the business.
11:16Really?
11:18Stay right the way you are.
11:20Kermit!
11:22Kermit!
11:23Kermit!
11:24Kermit!
11:24Kermit, where are you?
11:27In the kitchen, Fozzie.
11:28Oh, I got some wonderful news.
11:31Oh, Kermit, Kermit, Kermit.
11:32Let me tell you about this new act I found.
11:34I listened to this.
11:35I'm listening.
11:36Yeah, I was outside building a snowman.
11:37Just a second.
11:38Oh, Kermit, wait, wait, wait.
11:39Come and see.
11:40Hello, Emily Bear's residence.
11:41This is Kermit.
11:42Oh, hi, Piggy.
11:44Joy and the well, Kermit.
11:45I just wanted to tell you I have an exhibit of Christmas shopping to do before I come out.
11:51Kermit, Farmer.
11:52But, Piggy, tonight's Christmas Eve.
11:55Oh, never you fear, dear.
11:57I shall be there soon.
11:58Ta-ta.
12:01Oh, green fuzzy flipper slippers.
12:05Oh, divine.
12:06Have them get broke.
12:07Kermit, Kermit, now, now, can I tell you about my new act?
12:10I'm all ears.
12:12What can that be?
12:14What do you mean he's all ears?
12:16Frogs don't even have ears.
12:18This is my dog's frock.
12:20He is not a Christmas turkey.
12:22This make-a-gobble-gobble-feff for news.
12:24I don't care if the turkey says the dog is a turkey.
12:28The dog is not the turkey.
12:29The turkey's the turkey.
12:30You turkey.
12:31Come on, let's park it.
12:32This make-a-gobble-gobble-goofy-woofy.
12:38This is starting to be fun.
12:40Whoa, speaking of fun.
12:41Hey, Mom, how you doing?
12:42Hey, Kermit, look what I have.
12:44It's home movies.
12:45I found this old film in the closet.
12:47It's the very first Christmas the Muppets ever spent together.
12:50Great, I haven't seen that film in years.
12:52Turn off the lights and roll the film.
12:54Shh, shh, shh.
13:00You better watch out.
13:02You better not cry.
13:03It's Miss Hanhox when she was just a little sausage roll.
13:06Are you coming?
13:08Who's out?
13:09Ah, there's nothing I left.
13:12I'm judging that's why.
13:13You were still in diapers in those days.
13:16Ma!
13:16Are you coming?
13:18Who's out?
13:19Oh, look, there's Ralph, but he was a wee puppy.
13:23Not so wee.
13:24I was paper trained.
13:26What a handsome little devil I was.
13:32You better not cry.
13:33You better not tell I'm telling you why.
13:35Santa Claus is coming to town.
13:41Oh, animal.
13:43Oh, animal.
13:46Yep, some things never change.
13:49Oh, that was fun.
13:51Even weirdos are cute when they're babies.
13:53I knew you'd learn to love us.
13:55I didn't say that.
13:57What's that?
14:00I tell you, Chicken Little, you're my kind of poultry.
14:03Camilla, what's going on here?
14:05You got some drumsticks there, my fine-feathered mama.
14:09But Camilla's my girlfriend.
14:11You gotta be kidding.
14:12You're not even a bird.
14:14Well, nobody's perfect.
14:15Come on, Ninny Penny.
14:16Let's me and you go out to the farmyard for a little friendly scratching and squawking.
14:20All right, cut.
14:21That doesn't let me at him.
14:22I'm going to rip off his waddle.
14:23You and what other nerds?
14:24Come on, put up your wings, turkey toes.
14:26Why, you're pulling my leg, hose nose.
14:28Well, I'll be pulling your wishbone, cranberry breath.
14:31Yeah.
14:32Yeah.
14:32Oh, yeah.
14:33Yeah.
14:34Mark, what do I hear?
14:35You hear me about to make some turkey hash.
14:37No, no, listen.
14:39Me thinks me here's carolers.
14:40Here we come, a caroling among the leaves of green.
14:48Here we come, a wandering so fair to be seen.
14:52Love and joy come to you, and to you glad tidings too.
14:56And God bless you and send you a happy new year.
15:00And God send you a happy new year.
15:04It's the Sesame Street Gang.
15:05Merry Christmas from Sesame Street.
15:09Merry Christmas.
15:10Deck the halls with boughs of holly.
15:12Ba-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la.
15:14This disease unto be jolly.
15:16Ba-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la.
15:18Then we now are gay apparel.
15:20Ba-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la.
15:22Throw the ancient yuletide carols.
15:24Ba-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la.
15:26Okay, Ernie, you're next.
15:28See the blazing yule before us.
15:30Ba-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la.
15:32Strike the heart, bang, join the chorus.
15:34Ba-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la.
15:35Ba-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la.
15:36I will not sing this song.
15:38Ba-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la.
15:40While I count on you thy treasure.
15:42Ba-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la.
15:44Your turn, hairy monster.
15:46Pass the way the old ear passes.
15:49Ba-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la.
15:51Hail anew, ye lads and lasses.
15:53Ba-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la.
15:55Sing the joyous all together.
15:57Ba-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la.
15:59Deck the halls with boughs of holly.
16:01It's the season to be jolly.
16:03Ba-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la.
16:08Ba-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la.
16:12Oh, that was fun.
16:14I love carrots.
16:16It's nice to have everyone here.
16:17You can feel the peace of the holiday season.
16:19Whoa!
16:23Watch out.
16:24Well, Doc, you know what this means?
16:26Sprocket and I will have to give up our hammock in the attic, right?
16:29Either that or build bunk beds in the brim closet.
16:33Parker, go get me a hammer, will you?
16:36Oh, hi there.
16:37Hey, we're Ernie and Bert.
16:38Well, hi there yourself.
16:39I'm Doc.
16:40Oh, did you know that Doc starts with the letter D?
16:42Why, yes.
16:43Yes, yes starts with the letter Y.
16:46True.
16:46And true starts with the letter D.
16:48Hey, what is this?
16:49Where we come from.
16:50This is small talk.
16:51Whatever you say.
16:52Well, it's nice to meet you, but I've got to go and build some bunk beds.
16:56Bunk beds.
16:57Bunk beds.
16:57Hey, hey, hey.
16:59No, no, no.
17:00You got me wrong.
17:00I'm a dairy cow.
17:02No, no, no.
17:03Do best birdie.
17:04All right.
17:05Okay.
17:05I'm a birdie.
17:06I'm a birdie.
17:07I'm a seagull.
17:08All right?
17:08No, no, no.
17:09Gobble, gobble.
17:10Okay.
17:10All right.
17:10I admit it.
17:11I admit it.
17:11The jig is up.
17:13Here I am, the Christmas turkey.
17:15Oh, hey.
17:18Watch it there, will you?
17:21Oh, yeah, yeah.
17:23I recognize it now.
17:24This is the traditional fitting, right?
17:27To see if the roasting pan is big enough for the nice fat bird.
17:30Yeah, yeah, yeah.
17:31Gobble, gobble, torquey, pitsky, whiskey.
17:33Of course, before we go any further, there is one thing I think you should see.
17:39No, miss Christmas, gobble, gobble, snooze.
17:41If you think I'm a nice fat bird.
17:43Look at this.
17:44Hey, everyone, quiet down.
17:55There's a bulletin on TV.
17:56And now for this news flash.
17:59The worst blizzard in 50 years is approaching us at a great rate.
18:03The weather service reports that barometers are falling sharply.
18:06Oh, no.
18:08He's right.
18:09Look at the snow.
18:11One snowflake, two snowflakes, three snowflakes, four snowflakes.
18:13Miss Piggy's out there in that storm.
18:15Five, six.
18:21All right.
18:24The huge canary sleeps in the attic with the cookie eater.
18:27Check.
18:27The blue monster said he'd sleep in the bathtub.
18:30Check.
18:31And, uh, Ernie and Bert will bunk out with a lizard here.
18:34Uh, uh, fraud.
18:35Uh, Kermit-y fraud.
18:36What about Oscar?
18:38No, I'll be nicely miserable in my trash can here.
18:41Hey, maybe I could bunk out here with you.
18:43I never had a rat in my trash can before.
18:45That might be nice.
18:47Hey, everybody.
18:48Look what I've got.
18:49Christmas cookies.
18:50Cookies!
18:51Oh, thank you.
18:58Who was that strange blue creature?
19:01That might kind of fella.
19:03Ah!
19:04Hey, everybody.
19:05It's time to rehearse our Sesame Street pageant.
19:08It's called Was the Night Before Christmas?
19:11Come on out, Bert.
19:12I won't.
19:13Come on, Bert.
19:14Hi.
19:14Please don't make me.
19:16Oh, Bert, listen.
19:16Everybody's waiting.
19:17Oh.
19:21Ernie, why must you always humiliate me?
19:24Come on, Bert.
19:25Somebody has to play Mama, and you lost the toss.
19:27All right.
19:28We'll just get it over with.
19:29Okay.
19:29It was the night before Christmas by Clement Moore.
19:33Hit it, Rolf.
19:36It was the night before Christmas, and all through the house not a creature was stirring,
19:40not even a mouse.
19:41Cue the mouse.
19:42I'm here.
19:42I'm here.
19:43Cue the mouse.
19:44The mouse is here.
19:45What's a ball for?
19:46Oh, so you can see that I am not stirring.
19:49Note how the hand never touches the spoon.
19:54Come on.
19:55Thank you, Puppet.
19:56Oh, there's a reindeer.
19:57Oh, aren't they adorable.
19:59Hey, don't encourage them.
20:01Not even a mouse.
20:01Mama in her kerchief.
20:03That's you, Bert.
20:03I know, I know.
20:04And I in my cap had just settled our brains for a long winter's nap.
20:07Went out on the lawn.
20:08There arose such a clatter.
20:09I sprang from my bed to see what was the matter.
20:10Open a curtain.
20:11Come on.
20:17Monsters?
20:18There's a reindeer?
20:19This is crazy.
20:20And where's Santa Claus?
20:21Don't worry, Bert.
20:21We're getting to him.
20:22With a little old driver so lively and quick,
20:24I knew in a moment it must be Saint Nick.
20:27Hello.
20:29There's nothing sacred.
20:31Now, wait a minute.
20:32Who let the two-headed monster be Santa Claus?
20:34Yeah, but Bertie said he'd never been in a play before.
20:36I mean, they said it.
20:37Both of them said it.
20:38Just go to the big finish, will you, please?
20:40Okay, but I heard him exclaim, Mary.
20:41He drove out of sight.
20:43Merry Christmas to all.
20:45Merry Christmas to all.
20:48Merry Christmas to all.
20:50Merry Christmas to all.
20:51Merry Christmas to all.
20:55Sorry to break up your fun in here,
20:57but have you folks seen the weather?
20:59There's a real storm out there.
21:01Oh, Lordy, I haven't seen a sky like that since a blizzard of 41.
21:06I tell you, Mr. Lizard,
21:08it's a good thing all your friends are safe and warm inside the farmhouse.
21:11Yeah, but all my friends are not safe and warm.
21:15Sorry to hear that.
21:16It's cold enough out there to freeze your Winnebago.
21:20Hello?
21:21Hello, Kirby.
21:22I've finished my shopping.
21:24Unfortunately, Jerome got the limo stuck in the snowbank.
21:29So I'll just have to catch a taxi to the farmhouse.
21:33Listen, Piggy, there's a terrible storm outside,
21:35and I really think it's too dangerous to travel.
21:36So why don't you wait for the storm to end before you join us?
21:39Nonsense.
21:40And miss my Christmas Eve with Vu?
21:42It's just a little bit of snow.
21:44See you soon.
21:45Bye-bye.
21:45Bye-bye.
21:45Bye-bye.
21:47Bye-bye.
21:49Bye-bye.
21:50Bye-bye.
21:51I'm sure Miss Piggy will be all right.
22:09Come on.
22:10Come on.
22:11You look worried.
22:12I know exactly what you need.
22:15Comedy.
22:16What?
22:16Come on.
22:17Now's the time for you to meet my new partner.
22:19Well, who's your new partner?
22:20A snowman.
22:21What the heck you say?
22:22Yeah, yeah.
22:22Come on outside.
22:23We'll do our act for you.
22:24Outside?
22:25Fozzie, it's too cold to go outside.
22:26It's not cold.
22:27It is cold.
22:27It's not cold.
22:30Can I come in and warm up?
22:33Okay, so it's cold.
22:35I'm Kermit the Frog.
22:36You must be Fozzie's new partner.
22:37I'll say.
22:38We're terrific.
22:39Yeah, yeah.
22:39Come on.
22:40You are coming in a snowman, but you are going out a star.
22:43Hey, hey, hey, everybody.
22:45Would you like to see our new act?
22:46We'd love to see your act.
22:48In fact, we'd hate to miss your act.
22:49In fact, we'd love to hate your act.
22:53Statler, Wadduff, where'd you guys come from?
22:56They're friends of mine, Fozzie.
22:57They come visit me every Christmas.
22:59My mother is friends with you guys.
23:03These two comics are made for each other.
23:06The snowman is ice cold and the bear is not so hot.
23:10Oh, please.
23:11After all, there's no business like snow business.
23:16Come on, ignore him.
23:17Snowman, do a straight line.
23:18Here we go.
23:18Okay.
23:19Hey, Fozzie.
23:19Yes, Mr. Snowman.
23:20Did you hear about the church that burned down?
23:23Holy smoke.
23:24Oh.
23:26That was our best joke.
23:28Oh, that does it, Fozzie.
23:30Forget the act.
23:31I'm starting to melt.
23:32It's too hot in here.
23:34Well, you know what they say.
23:35If you can't stand the heat, get out of the farmhouse.
23:38Stay away.
23:40Come on.
23:41You'll be okay in the back, porch.
23:43Boy, that storm is really getting worse.
23:46Yeah, I hope Miss Piggy is okay.
23:50There is one worried frog.
23:52Ah, that's one.
23:54One worried frog.
23:55Oh, he's not the only one.
23:57That's two, two worried frogs.
23:59Ha, ha, ha, ha.
24:01Sir, it's me.
24:02More small talk, I think.
24:04I better go out and get some firewood.
24:13Hi there.
24:17Did you wish to talk to me about something, Mr. Cook, sir?
24:20Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
24:23Gee, nice kitchen.
24:28Hey, are you going to have cranberry sauce and mashed potatoes?
24:32Yeah, and spring and burn.
24:34Oh, boy.
24:36I just want to hear about the whole meal.
24:39Oh, yeah, and spring and burn.
24:40But first, I want to give this little present to you.
24:43Yeah, but who?
24:45It's chocolate-covered birdseed.
24:47I made it myself.
24:48I wanted to give it to you because, well, I know that you're from Sweden.
24:53And it must be hard for you because you're away from your family and loved ones during the holidays.
24:59At Christmas, there are places and people and things that become very, very special.
25:04Chestnuts roasting on an open fire.
25:10Jack Frost nipping at your nose.
25:14Green gang smurt.
25:16Je gang smurt.
25:17Don't go mu.
25:19And spring gang jibber esky moos.
25:22Everybody knows a turkey and some mistletoe.
25:28Je gang glug gang smurt.
25:30Though it's been said many times, many ways, Merry Christmas.
25:40Do I love you?
25:42Merry Christmas to you.
25:52Now then, Mr. Cook, tell me exactly what are you going to fix for Christmas dinner?
25:58Uh, uh, oh, oh, um, scraper wheat on Cran and Butchers.
26:04Shredded wheat and cranberry sauce.
26:07My absolute favorite.
26:09Yeah.
26:10Ooh, going to be lots of snow for me to shovel tomorrow.
26:14Uh, it's getting worse and worse out there.
26:16Aren't you glad you're in here all warm and toasty?
26:19I just wish Miss Piggy were.
26:21Okay, when I yell three, get it!
26:27One, two, three, hit!
26:43You're really worried about your friend Iker, Kurt.
26:47Hmm?
26:48Oh, well, uh, yeah, yeah, a little.
26:51I'll tell you what, I'll go out looking for her.
26:54Really?
26:55But, but you've never even met Miss Piggy.
26:57Well, we, we never met any of you on a little while ago, and now we're friends.
27:03Oh.
27:03You see, Sprocky and I were going to spend Christmas alone, but this is better.
27:08Now, what's your friend look like?
27:10Oh, well, uh, to begin with, uh, she's a pig.
27:14Well, up to a short while ago, I would have thought that strange.
27:17I'll give it a try.
27:18Gee, thanks, Doc.
27:21You'll be sorry.
27:22It's cold enough to freeze your Winnebago.
27:25Ah!
27:26What a sweet guy.
27:28Uncle Kermit!
27:30Robin?
27:31Where are you?
27:32In the cellar.
27:33What are you doing down there?
27:35I made a discovery.
27:36Oh, yeah?
27:36Well, what are you talking about?
27:38You remember telling me about fraggle holes?
27:41Uh, yeah, so?
27:42And how, if I ever found one, that we could go into Fraggle Rock and maybe meet some fraggles?
27:47Uh, so?
27:49Is that one?
27:50Ooh, look at that.
27:51Well, it certainly looks like one.
27:53You never know where you're going to find these things.
27:55Can we go in, Uncle Kermit?
27:57Well, maybe, maybe just a little ways.
27:59See if we can meet anyone.
28:02Watch your step, Robin.
28:04Gee, it's kind of scary.
28:06Hey, these are beautiful caves.
28:09Hey, Uncle Kermit, what do you have to do?
28:11Huh?
28:11Okay.
28:13Do you think this is really fraggle, Rock?
28:15Well, I don't know, but if I were a fraggle, I think this is the kind of place I'd hang out.
28:19Wait a second.
28:22I thought I heard something.
28:25Guess not.
28:26No.
28:27See, no.
28:27Well, uh, hi there.
28:35Hi, yourself.
28:36Uh, you're fraggles.
28:37I'll say.
28:38But you're not.
28:39I'll say.
28:40Uh, no, I'm Kermit.
28:41This is Robin.
28:42Uh, we're frogs.
28:43Oh, what's a frog?
28:45They're frogs.
28:46I'll say.
28:47Don't touch them.
28:48Frogs are probably noted germ carriers.
28:50Uh, well, actually, we just came down here to wish you all a Merry Christmas.
28:53Oh, thank you.
28:55Nice.
28:55Huh?
28:56What's Christmas?
28:57Yeah.
28:57Oh, don't you have Christmas?
28:59No.
29:00Oh, that's when you gather together with the people you love, and you wish each other peace
29:04on Earth.
29:05Oh.
29:06We have a time like that.
29:09Yes, we do.
29:09As a matter of fact, we're celebrating it right now.
29:12You see, we give each other little presents.
29:14I'm giving Boobr this nice yellow pebble.
29:17And I gave Mookie that pebble last year.
29:19And I gave it to Red the year before that.
29:21And I gave it to you, Wembley, the year before that.
29:24That pebble's been a gift 37 times.
29:2737 times?
29:28Yeah.
29:29La, la, la, la, la.
29:31La, la, la, la, la, la.
29:33La, la, la, la, la, la.
29:34La, la, la, la.
29:35Pass it on.
29:36When it's nice and bright, and it brings delight, let your heart choose right.
29:41Gotta pass it on.
29:43When it feels real good, like a feeling should.
29:46When it's understood, gotta pass it on.
29:50When you're giving love away, love will come again to stay.
29:54What you give is what you gain when you pass it on.
29:57When I give a gift to you, I know you're gonna give it too.
30:01That's why giving's what we do, as we pass it on.
30:04Pass it on.
30:05Pass it on.
30:06Pass it on.
30:07Pass it on.
30:07Wish you'd love.
30:08Pass it on.
30:09All the good things that you do.
30:11Pass it on.
30:12Pass it on.
30:13Pass it on.
30:14Pass it on.
30:14When it's gone on, it will bring good luck to you.
30:18When you're giving love away, love will come again to stay.
30:22What you give is what you gain when you pass it on.
30:25When I give a gift to you, I know you're gonna give it too.
30:28That's why giving's what we do, as we pass it on.
30:32Pass it on.
30:34And that's the way Fraggle Presence works.
30:39I love it.
30:41Oh, oh, oh, Homer, I almost forgot.
30:43I want you to have this pebble.
30:45So, here.
30:47Wow.
30:47Oh, thank you, Mokey.
30:51Hey, listen, Fraggles, this has all been great, but we gotta be going.
30:54Oh, what a shame.
30:55I'll say.
30:56No, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
30:57Robin, before you go, I'd like you to have this pebble.
31:02Wow.
31:03Gee, well, Merry Christmas, Fraggles.
31:05Merry Christmas, Fraggles.
31:07Bye.
31:11Gosh, that was fun.
31:13Yeah, well, it's nice to be with friends at Christmas.
31:16Kermit, we hear shouting outside.
31:18It could be Miss Piggy.
31:19Oh, oh, let's go.
31:21Anyone see her out there?
31:24Well, at least the storm has eased up a bit.
31:27Chef, why don't you make some hot soup?
31:28And Mrs. Bear, would you put some extra blankets on a bed?
31:30Wait a minute, there she is.
31:32What?
31:33Yeah, and she don't look bad.
31:50For a pig.
31:51Oh, Merry Christmas, Kermit.
32:03Am I late?
32:04I don't know how to explain this, Kermit,
32:07but I was searching through the snow
32:09and suddenly there was Miss Piggy with this costume for me.
32:14You don't have to explain, Doc.
32:15If there's one thing Piggy knows, it's how to make an entrance.
32:18Oh, there's no place like home for the holidays.
32:27Just no matter how far away you roam,
32:33when you pine for the sunshine of the friendly days,
32:40for all the holidays you can't be home, sweet home.
32:45If you want to be happy in a million ways,
32:53for the holidays you can't be home, sweet home.
33:02Careful of the icy patch!
33:12Okay, Mom. Hey, everybody, come here.
33:14Hey, everybody, everybody, quiet.
33:16My mother has an announcement.
33:19Thank you, Fozzie.
33:20I'd like to welcome you all here.
33:23You are all here, aren't you?
33:26Oh, good, because I'm afraid we're running out of room.
33:31Two of you will have to sleep hung on hangers on a hook on the wall.
33:35What a fabulous idea!
33:37Love hangers! Love hangers!
33:40That's the only way animal ever sleeps, man.
33:44Hey, Mom, I told you it'd be easy.
33:46They're weirdos, Fozzie.
33:48Yeah?
33:48But they're nice weirdos.
33:50Yeah.
33:52Well, everybody, it's Christmas Eve and the tree is trimmed,
33:55so it's time for our annual carol sing.
33:58Take it, Rolf.
34:02Happy Holidays!
34:04Happy Holidays!
34:05Happy Holidays!
34:07Happy Holidays!
34:08May the calendar keep ringing
34:11Happy Holidays to you!
34:14Happy Holidays!
34:16Happy Holidays!
34:17Happy Holidays!
34:19Happy Holidays!
34:20May the merry bells keep ringing
34:23May your every wish come true!
34:27Ding-dong-berrily on high
34:29In heaven, the bells are ringing
34:31Ding-dong-berrily the sky
34:33Is riven with angels singing
34:35Gloria!
34:41What's that?
34:44It's pretty.
34:45Let's go see, eh?
34:46I saw three ships come sailing in On Christmas Day, on Christmas Day
34:52I saw three ships come sailing in On Christmas Day in the morning
34:55And what was in those ships all three On Christmas Day, on Christmas Day
34:59And what was in those ships all three On Christmas Day in the morning
35:03Good King Wenceslas looked out On the feast of Stephen
35:09When the snow lay round about Deep and crisp and even
35:14Brightly shone the moon that night Though the frost was cruel
35:19When a poor man came in sight Gathering winter fuel
35:24The holly and the ivy When they are both full grown
35:33Of all the trees that are in the wood The holly bears the crown
35:37For the rising of the sun And the running of the deer
35:42The flame of the merry horn As we sing it in the choir
35:47I'll be home for Christmas You can count on me
36:01You'll have snow and mistletoe And presents on the tree
36:13Happy Holidays! Happy Holidays! Happy Holidays! Happy Holidays! Happy Holidays!
36:20Happy Holidays! Happy Holidays! Happy Holidays! Happy Holidays! Happy Holidays! Happy Holidays! Happy Holidays! Happy Holidays! Happy Holidays! Happy Holidays! Happy Holidays! Happy Holidays! Happy Holidays! Happy Holidays! Happy Holidays! Happy Holidays! Happy Holidays! Happy Holidays! Happy Holidays! Happy Holidays! Happy Holidays! Happy Holidays! Happy Holidays! Happy Holidays! Happy Holidays! Happy Holidays! Happy Holidays! Happy Holidays! Happy Holidays! Happy Holidays! Happy Holidays! Happy Holidays! Happy Holidays! Happy Holidays! Happy Holidays! Happy Holidays! Happy Holidays! Happy Holidays! Happy Holidays! Happy Holidays! Happy Holidays! Happy Holidays! Happy Holidays! Happy Holidays! Happy Holidays! Happy Holidays! Happy Holidays! Happy Holidays! Happy Holidays! Happy Holidays! Happy Holidays! Happy Holidays! Happy Holidays! Happy Holidays! Happy Holidays! Happy
36:50Biggie?
36:52Have yourself a merry little Christmas
36:57Let your heart be light
37:01From now on our troubles will be out of sight
37:11Through the years we all will be together
37:17If the fates allow
37:21Hang a shining star upon the highest bough
37:30And have yourself a merry little Christmas
37:38Now
37:42Carroly, carroly, now we go
37:44Christmas bells are ringing
37:46Carroly, carroly through the snow
37:48Christmas bells are ringing
37:49Joyous voices sweet and clear
37:51Sing the sad of heart to cheer
37:53Ding dong, ding dong
37:54Christmas bells are ringing
37:56Ding dong, ding dong
37:58Christmas bells are ringing
38:00Carroly, carroly near and far
38:03Following, following on the score
38:06Mark you well the song we sing
38:08Let some tidings now we bring
38:10Me, me, me, me, me, me
38:12Christmas bells are ringing
38:17I heard the bells on Christmas Day
38:23Their old familiar carols play
38:27And wild and sweet the words repeat
38:31Of peace on earth
38:34Good will to men
38:38It's in every one of us
38:48To be wise
38:53Find your heart
38:59Open up both your eyes
39:05We can all know everything
39:12Without ever knowing why
39:17It's in every one of us
39:24By and by
39:30It's in every one of us
39:36By and by
39:41Old friends, new friends, home with the family
39:51We'll be together at Christmas
39:56Snowflakes, sleigh bells, bringing back memories
40:02We'll be together at Christmas
40:07Some things change with passing years
40:12Let us feel instead
40:18Old friends, new friends, hoping we'll always be
40:24Here with each other together
40:28On Christmas Day
40:37You know, Miss Piggy, I think it's time I gave you your present
40:42Oh, really? Oh, oh, tell me, what is it, what is it, what is it?
40:45Uh, well, your present is...
40:47A mink!
40:48A mink!
40:49A mink!
40:51A mink!
40:52What?
40:53What is it?
40:54Where is it?
40:55Where is it?
40:56Where is it?
40:57Uh, Maureen?
40:58Hi, I'm Maureen the mink
40:59What?
41:00She said, hi, I'm Maureen the mink
41:01I heard her, I heard her
41:02I mean, this is... this is the mink?
41:03My mink?
41:04Of course
41:05Oh, Miss Piggy, I've seen everything you've done
41:09I'm your biggest fan
41:10I worship the ground you've all gone
41:13Oh, what a wonderful present!
41:16wonderful present
41:19Speaking of presents Grover. I'd like you to have this fraggle pebble
41:24This fraggle pebble here is for me. Oh, I just love Christmas
41:34Merry Christmas everyone
41:36Well, they certainly seem to be having a good time out there sprocket
41:49Yeah, I like it when they have a good time
41:51But I tell you what somebody's gonna do something about these dishes sprocket come on all washing you dry
42:06Oh
42:16Merry Christmas everyone
42:36Oh
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