00:00Goodbye, fellas!
00:03No! Just let me die!
00:30Don't worry, I'm coming!
00:36I'm a cop who can't save anyone.
00:38I'm a husband in a legless marriage.
00:40My whole life is a joke.
00:42But somehow, as soon as I decided to kill myself, I actually felt free.
00:46Almost giddy.
00:47I can finally kiss this worthless life goodbye.
00:51You know, I spent the whole time trying to kill myself.
00:54It took seeing you guys almost die to realize that life really is worth living.
01:00Surprise! Grab onto my legs!
