00:00So, Akda, ikaw. Ikaw mukhang pinakabibo sa lahat.
00:03May hawak ang mikrofon.
00:03Ang gusto mong sabihin?
00:05Cheers for Kramim!
00:08Tignan mo.
00:10Cheers for Kramim.
00:11Parang ganito, ganito katanghali,
00:12nag-iinuman na.
00:14Cheers talaga agad eh.
00:16Anong iniinom dyan pag piesta sa'yo?
00:19Iniinom sa piesta nyo.
00:20Madalas mo ano eh, gin?
00:22Gin.
00:24Sa'no mo binababad yung pusiso mo?
00:26Sa tubig lang mga ano?
00:27Bilalagyan mo ng asin to?
00:29Wala pa po.
00:31Anong wala pa?
00:32Wala bang pusiso.
00:34Natural daw.
00:36Anong natural? Natural ang gums.
00:39Baka naman nilunok mo.
00:41Hindi, hindi naman po.
00:43Wala ka talaga ang pusiso? Kala ko may pusiso ka.
00:45Hindi mo lang dinala.
00:46Hindi po, wala pa po. It's ever since po.
00:48Wala ka? Bakit ayaw mo magpapusiso?
00:50Wala ka, nahihirapan po ako eh.
00:52Nahihirapan ka sa'yo?
00:53Nag-try po ako minsan pero lumuluwag po kasi.
00:57Ba't lumuluwag pusiso mo?
00:58Hindi ko alam eh.
00:59Lagyan mo ng kalaso.
01:02Ikakat mo kagay.
01:03At saka yung tulo ng sigarilyo, may lambot yun.
01:07Ikakatang mo yun.
01:08Pang-ibit, pang-ibit.
01:09Huwag kang maninigarilyo.
01:10Puputulin mo yung sigarilyo.
01:11Yung tulo, yung malambot, ikakatang mo.
01:13Filter, yung filter.
01:14Oh, yung filter.
01:16Oo.
01:17May asawa ka ba?
01:18Ito ba?
01:19Ika?
01:19Baka naman ikaw ang nagre-request na wala siyang pusiso.
01:22Wala mo talaga.
01:23Ano ang advantage?
01:25Pag yung mister mo, walang pustiso.
01:28Advantage po.
01:29Secret.
01:32Secret.
01:34Tara.
01:36Alam mo kawin mo?
01:37Gumuyah ka ng bubblegum, tas paarawan mo.
01:42Paarawan.
01:43So, bakit hindi na lang yung kulay green sa dindista, emigay po, yung tumitigas.
01:47Pero tara, kayong dalawa nanti dito kayo, kaibigan nyo ba itong si Kramramil?
01:52Bayaw ko po.
01:53Bali, kapatid po niya.
01:54Kapatid po?
01:55Oo.
01:55Tapos mother po namin.
01:57Oo.
01:57Oo.
01:58Mother po.
02:00Oo.
02:00Wag it.
02:01Mother.
02:01Grabe si mother.
02:03Oo.
02:03Alam na alam mo talaga eh.
02:04Yung lipstick mo, abon yan, no?
02:08May kanyang lipstick kasi yung nanay ko.
02:10Oo.
02:10Pare.
02:11Oo, yung abon.
02:12Nag-away na sila na tatay ko, nagbati na, hindi pa rin natatanggal.
02:15Maganda yun talaga eh.
02:16Wow.
02:17Anak mo pala yung contestant.
02:18Yes po, si Mark.
02:19Ba't yun nandito?
02:20Nandito ka para sumuporta sa kanya o nakaabang ka sa mapapanaluna niya?
02:23Hindi po.
02:24Hindi po.
02:25Para sa amin po, eh, hindi po mahalaga sa amin.
02:27Pero hindi po.
02:28Yung makuha niya po, yung gusto niyang marating sa buhay.
02:30Ano na?
02:32So.
02:33Yan niyo po.
02:34Ang ganda ng labi niyo.
02:35Pero kahit magandang labi niyo ngayon, alam kong walang kulay ang kari-kari niyo ngayon.
02:42Pero ate, gusto ko sabihin sa iyo, ang sakita ng likod ko sa bumbo, mukha nina pa tumataka.
02:45O, yung kinahampas mo siya.
02:46Kinahampas mo siya.
02:47May pong.
02:48Ang sakita ng likod ko, may pong.
02:49Sa likod ko talaga.
02:51Ano akala mo, taga buong ba yung likod ko?
02:56Wala rin pustiso.
02:59Nakakaloka.
03:00Wala rin pustiso.
03:00Uso ba sa barangay niyo yung walang pustiso?
03:02Karamihan po.
03:03Karamihan.
03:04Tara.
03:04So pag wala, pag wala kang pustiso, pag may pustiso ka, hindi ka makakatanggap ng tupat.
03:08Para makakatanggap ka ng tupat, kailangan walang pustiso.
03:12Do you want to be a pustis?
03:14Really?
03:15If you want to be a pustis but you don't have a life,
03:17what do you want to be a pustis?
03:19Do you want to be a pustis?
03:21Okay, that's what the pustis is.
03:23But it's not that you want to be a pustis?
03:25You want to be a pustis?
03:27What kind of pustis?
03:31Because Ion is not a bicycle.
03:33He has a lot of money.
03:35I don't want to recycle that.
03:39At the other hand, it's unlike a pustusu.
03:41In the past, it's actually one of the pustis is worse than a pustis.
03:43Yeah, so only put a Tik.
03:46All right, you aş one.
03:48Yeah, but seriously, the next picture is made to Salem Pelican.
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04:05So sure,
04:07now for your son,
04:09I was 19.
04:10Oh, it's been a long time.
04:11We didn't know how to continue.
04:13I wanted to make a wish for my birthday.
04:16Oh, really?
04:17Because on your birthday, you're going to give us some justice.
04:20Wow!
04:22But...
04:23But it's a big one.
04:24What kind of class?
04:25It's a big one.
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04:29It's a big one.
04:30It's my birthday.
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04:35It's a big one.
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