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Straight A Pregnancy
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00:00:00No big deal, Kelsey. You just might be carrying Ben Lawson's baby.
00:00:18Yeah, I'm out of here. Kelsey, come on! We haven't been to a real party before.
00:00:23I think these guys are gross.
00:00:25So? Yeah. Here to meet the love of your life. Just the love of your night.
00:00:29Yeah, night.
00:00:40Oh my god. Ben Lawson.
00:00:43Claremore College's resident party boy. Fuck boy. Whatever you want to call him.
00:00:47Good for a good time, not a long time. Makes up for it by being extremely hot.
00:00:53Way to go, loser.
00:00:59Oh my god, I'm so sorry.
00:01:02I think I wasn't wearing a shirt, right?
00:01:05Aww. Ben! You're soaked. Let me help.
00:01:09And that's Skye. Ben's on again, mostly off again X.
00:01:13Let me help.
00:01:15I'm gonna go dry off. It's fine.
00:01:24I didn't know we were having a wet t-shirt contest. Not that you'd win anyway.
00:01:28Actually, it's not a contest.
00:01:33Come with me and let's get your dry clothes.
00:01:37Who was that girl?
00:01:39She's in my classes.
00:01:41Major weirdo.
00:01:43Well, Ben seems pretty into her.
00:01:47She's definitely gonna be a bit big on you.
00:01:49Kelsey.
00:01:58Have we met before?
00:01:59Kelsey?
00:02:00Probably not.
00:02:01I mean, I've never actually been to a frat party before.
00:02:10Okay.
00:02:11You can turn around.
00:02:12Well, um, I'm so glad we met.
00:02:19Because I happen to be an expert at frat party.
00:02:27Oh!
00:02:29My pink!
00:02:38Oh!
00:02:39Uh!
00:03:03Shhh.
00:03:10Sorry, it's kind of like it's kind of like a mess
00:03:15It's cool
00:03:21But what is that
00:03:25Those are my grandma's rules and she's actually like the one who got me in the Claremore and she's kind of um
00:03:39Mm-hmm, but um, I've decided to stop caring what she thinks of me
00:03:45How's that going for you so far?
00:03:47I don't know. I kind of like breaking the rules
00:04:03Wait, I've never done a one-night stand before
00:04:06Is this a one-night stand?
00:04:09I mean you are like the king of hookups
00:04:13I have been told I happen to be very very good at hookups
00:04:31That really happened
00:04:39Oh man, it's over
00:04:50He's gone
00:04:51And I'll probably never see him
00:04:53Well, so much for that
00:05:03Well, so much for that.
00:05:16Now the hard part.
00:05:21How do I tell Ben Lawson that he is having a baby?
00:05:25Can't you just text him?
00:05:27Yeah, I don't really think he wants me to text him.
00:05:31Or talk to him for that matter. Ever again.
00:05:52Oh, Sir Ben! Back from another noble conquest I presume.
00:05:56Bro, don't call it that.
00:05:58And why not, good sir? Did thou not ravish thine lady?
00:06:03No, I mean yeah, but I don't know man, I kind of felt like more than that this time.
00:06:08Dude, you can't be serious.
00:06:11Alright, rule one, never leave a fellow sigma behind.
00:06:20Rule two, say yes to trouble.
00:06:23And rule three, don't catch feelings.
00:06:28Yeah.
00:06:33Dude.
00:06:35Dude.
00:06:36Just for your own good.
00:06:37Dude, what are you doing?
00:06:43Hunter.
00:06:45Bro.
00:06:46Match after match.
00:06:47Bro, what are you doing? Knock it off.
00:06:49Give it back.
00:06:50Give it back.
00:06:51I told you bro, plenty of fish in the sea.
00:06:56I'm sure there's an explanation for it.
00:06:58Ben was totally smitten with you.
00:07:06Okay, don't freak out.
00:07:08But I just matched with Ben.
00:07:13But I just matched with Ben.
00:07:14Wow.
00:07:19You know what, I knew he was a player, but this is like next level.
00:07:22It hasn't even been an hour since he left.
00:07:28Mary.
00:07:30Bright.
00:07:31Sorry.
00:07:32I'm matching with him right now.
00:07:34Oh my god, wait, that asshole just texted me.
00:07:45Sorry about earlier.
00:07:46I had fun last night.
00:07:48Would love to hang out again sometime with a smiley face emoji.
00:07:53What a player.
00:07:55Maybe he means it.
00:07:57Yeah, right.
00:07:58Do you really think he means it if he's messing around on the apps?
00:08:01Maybe he matched me by mistake.
00:08:02Or maybe you're not exclusive.
00:08:09So, you don't think it's gross to sleep with someone, leave, match with their best friend on some app, and then pretend that he wants to hang out with her again?
00:08:22Yes.
00:08:25No?
00:08:27Wait, can you repeat the question?
00:08:29This is super confusing.
00:08:36No, you're right.
00:08:37You should stick to what you're good at.
00:08:38Hooking up.
00:08:40That's all it ever was, and that's all it ever will be.
00:08:43Have a nice life.
00:08:44What does that mean?
00:08:45Why won't it send?
00:08:46What does that mean?
00:08:47Why won't it send?
00:08:48I think it means your baby daddy blocked you.
00:08:49What does that mean?
00:08:50Why won't it send?
00:08:51I think it means your baby daddy blocked you.
00:08:54I think it means your baby daddy blocked you.
00:08:55I think it means your baby daddy blocked you.
00:09:01I think it means your baby daddy blocked you.
00:09:02What the hell?
00:09:03What do I do now?
00:09:04What do I do now?
00:09:05Gotta do it the old fashioned way.
00:09:06Stalk him until you can confront him IRL.
00:09:07I think it means your baby daddy blocked you.
00:09:09What the hell?
00:09:10What do I do now?
00:09:11Gotta do it the old fashioned way.
00:09:12Stalk him until you can confront him IRL.
00:09:13I think it means your baby daddy blocked you.
00:09:20I think it means your baby daddy blocked you.
00:09:23What the hell?
00:09:24What do I do now?
00:09:26Gotta do it the old fashioned way.
00:09:28Stalk him until you can confront him IRL.
00:09:44Stalking him into the juvenileformation mapping.
00:10:07Stop.
00:10:12Okay, I'm going to catch you all later.
00:10:22Why can't I stop puking?
00:10:25Because you're super pregnant, girl.
00:10:29I can't take this anymore.
00:10:39Ben Lawson, why do you keep avoiding me?
00:10:42No, it's not avoiding someone if they text you to have a nice light.
00:10:52Okay, well, I'm sorry about that, but...
00:10:54I thought it was just a one-night stand.
00:10:56You were?
00:10:57Yeah, that's what people do after a one-night stand.
00:10:59They don't talk to each other anymore.
00:11:02Ben!
00:11:03Shhh.
00:11:04No.
00:11:05Oh my god.
00:11:06I'm sorry.
00:11:07I'm sorry.
00:11:08I'm sorry.
00:11:09I'm sorry.
00:11:10I'm sorry.
00:11:11What's up?
00:11:12political and economic shifts
00:11:23mc ben benny boy lost it hunter definitely made this
00:11:35who the guy that i met the night you and ben
00:11:39you know we've actually been hanging out more and i think
00:11:43you're missing the point okay i mean this is finally my chance to confront ben
00:11:48so you're gonna go i mean if i can find something to wear
00:11:53i mean my clothes haven't really been fitting recently like you don't
00:11:56sorry to interrupt ladies but i just wanted to let you know that tonight's
00:12:03party is actually a toga party
00:12:05that doesn't say it on there
00:12:07hunter didn't know how to spell toga so he just left it off
00:12:12maybe i should stop hooking up with him he really is dumb
00:12:17so you're not going
00:12:17thanks guy that was actually
00:12:24this isn't a toga party is it what's a toga
00:12:35this isn't a toga party is it what's a toga
00:12:43i think i'm gonna be sick
00:12:49benny where have you been
00:12:55everyone at the party wants you especially me
00:13:04sky i already told you i don't think we should be together
00:13:07what about just for tonight
00:13:10i'm tired of your mind games you're always planning something
00:13:14right now i'm just planning on kissing you
00:13:28now i'm gonna be sick
00:13:37kelsey
00:13:37kelsey wait
00:13:50wow ditching me for that loser is like you have feelings for
00:13:56you know what sky maybe i do
00:13:59so did you tell him
00:14:06you know in hindsight telling someone you're pregnant at a fraternity party not such a great idea
00:14:11you know you can't keep putting this off kelsey
00:14:14you know maybe i shouldn't even tell him at all
00:14:18i mean it's not like ben lawson is going to want to settle down and play house
00:14:22hmm no
00:14:25you know if it's up to me ben is never going to know about this
00:14:29baby
00:14:31oh this is too good
00:14:34i can't believe you talked me into this
00:14:40i can't believe you need a drink
00:14:42okay it's only a matter of time until you start
00:14:45you know showing
00:14:47this could be our last hurrah
00:14:49yeah more like your last hurrah
00:14:51but whatever
00:14:54ooh i'm gonna go check out this night
00:15:00kelsey
00:15:01where's your drink
00:15:02you can't be caught empty-handed on senior night
00:15:06hmm
00:15:07no i'm okay sky
00:15:08no here
00:15:10i insist
00:15:11yeah i'm really not in the mood
00:15:13oh come on
00:15:15it's just one beer
00:15:16it can't hurt right
00:15:17no sky
00:15:19yo
00:15:25what's going on
00:15:28yeah kelsey
00:15:29why don't you tell ben what's going on
00:15:32knock it off sky
00:15:33she doesn't have to drink if she doesn't want to
00:15:35yeah you're right
00:15:37that would probably be bad for the baby
00:15:40baby
00:15:42baby
00:15:43what baby
00:15:45uh
00:15:47kelsey what baby
00:15:50uh
00:15:51come on
00:15:52wow
00:15:55awkward
00:15:56yeah for you
00:15:57why would you do that to her
00:15:59you really are a heartless bitch
00:16:00but
00:16:01but
00:16:02i don't want to see you
00:16:03around kelsey
00:16:04or me
00:16:05ever
00:16:06looks like your day's parting at sigma house are over
00:16:11coming here
00:16:13i just want to be alone right now okay
00:16:18i just want to be alone right now okay
00:16:19please
00:16:22it's the baby mine
00:16:24kelsey is the baby mine
00:16:25kelsey
00:16:26would it matter if it was
00:16:39would it matter if it was
00:16:41of course it would matter if it was mine
00:16:43because you're
00:16:45what
00:16:47you
00:16:48you're ben lawson
00:16:49you're like the king of hookups
00:16:51the prince of partying
00:16:52the sultan of sex
00:16:53the sultan of sex
00:16:54the sultan of sex
00:16:55yeah i'm not
00:16:56i'm just
00:16:57i mean
00:16:58i don't do
00:16:59one night stands
00:17:00you do
00:17:01with you
00:17:02and only you
00:17:03so
00:17:04yeah the baby's yours ben
00:17:06look
00:17:07i don't sleep around okay
00:17:10and when i do
00:17:11the one time
00:17:12that i do
00:17:13i don't pretend
00:17:14that it doesn't mean anything
00:17:15hold on
00:17:16i never said that
00:17:18you said that
00:17:19you literally matched with my best friend on some dating
00:17:22app
00:17:23as soon as you left here
00:17:24and you're still messing around
00:17:25with sky
00:17:26not on any apps
00:17:27and about sky
00:17:28look ben it doesn't even matter
00:17:29you can do
00:17:30whatever it is that you want to do
00:17:31okay
00:17:32but i'm keeping this baby whether you like it or not
00:17:35i mean
00:17:36my mom was a single mom and i turned out fine
00:17:39i mean
00:17:40i'm 21 and pregnant
00:17:42like super broke
00:17:43but i'm fine
00:17:44i want to be a part of this baby's life
00:17:45look i know you
00:17:46but you do
00:17:48you do
00:17:49yes
00:17:50more than anything
00:17:52my mom was alone
00:17:54my dad was never around
00:17:55i promised myself that if i ever had kids
00:17:59i'd do anything for them
00:18:01well
00:18:02what about sigma and all of your friends and
00:18:05this guy
00:18:06i don't care about that anymore
00:18:08you know
00:18:09someone wise
00:18:10recently inspired me
00:18:12to stop thinking about what everyone thinks
00:18:14i just live my life for myself
00:18:17i know what it's like to go through life alone
00:18:23but all in goes
00:18:25you let me
00:18:31just
00:18:38grandma
00:18:39i know your little secret
00:18:44i know your little secret
00:18:47uh
00:18:48you broke one of my rules
00:18:50calcey barrington
00:18:52i don't know what you're talking about
00:18:54i think you do
00:18:55i want you in my office first thing tomorrow morning
00:19:02wow she just hung up on me
00:19:04who was that
00:19:05that was my grandma
00:19:09the one who made the rules
00:19:11the whole reason the rules exist is because
00:19:15my mom
00:19:16got pregnant with me in college
00:19:19and she had to drop out
00:19:21and raise me all by herself
00:19:23alone
00:19:25my grandma didn't want that to happen to me so
00:19:28now it has
00:19:32but
00:19:33you're not alone
00:19:34i'm right here
00:19:36you're not here for me
00:19:37we're not together
00:19:38remember how you said how hard it is to go through life alone
00:19:44yeah
00:19:46ben lawson
00:19:48i want you to be my boyfriend
00:19:52well like my fake boyfriend
00:19:57what
00:19:59what
00:20:00okay look my grandma might know about the baby but she doesn't know about you or us
00:20:04and if she thinks that we are in a responsible and committed relationship she just might let me let me stay in school
00:20:12graduate or you know
00:20:13in school
00:20:15graduate or you know
00:20:17like live
00:20:19okay but a fake relationship
00:20:21okay
00:20:22okay well i wouldn't expect you to actually date me you can still go off and sleep around do whatever you want to do okay
00:20:31but i mean sky thought we were dating then she might leave you alone i mean if that's what you want
00:20:38okay
00:20:39okay
00:20:41hear me out
00:20:44or we could
00:20:46i don't know actually date
00:20:49you know
00:20:51like
00:20:52make this work for the baby
00:20:54i don't want to be your pity girlfriend ben
00:20:56look i don't want to be sky or another one of your fangirls
00:21:01i just want to survive some new year
00:21:06so
00:21:11what do you say
00:21:12okay
00:21:17okay
00:21:18let's do this
00:21:21but
00:21:22shouldn't we get to know each other a little bit better just so people don't get suspicious
00:21:27i like your thinking melison
00:21:33welcome
00:21:35to
00:21:37ben
00:21:38and
00:21:39kelsey
00:21:40one
00:21:41alright
00:21:43time to hit the books
00:21:53okay
00:21:54what is my dog's name
00:21:56sir
00:21:57fluffington
00:21:58no wait
00:22:00wrong
00:22:01sir douglas mcfluffington
00:22:03okay
00:22:04okay
00:22:05what's the name of my cat
00:22:07easy
00:22:08hannah
00:22:09and
00:22:10what kind of crazy person
00:22:11has a human name
00:22:12no pet
00:22:13name
00:22:14okay
00:22:15because sir douglas fluffington the third is so much better
00:22:19hmm
00:22:20okay
00:22:21what do i want to be when i grow up
00:22:23another easy one
00:22:25you want to be a fashion designer
00:22:27i hate to break it to you
00:22:29you are grown up
00:22:30i'm having a kid soon
00:22:31oh
00:22:32shhhh
00:22:33shhhh
00:22:34what do you wanna... what do you wanna be when you grow up?
00:22:36i am also having a kid soon
00:22:39it's kind of funny how that works
00:22:40no like
00:22:42what do you wanna be you when you grow up?
00:22:45i don't know actually
00:22:47wait so you're
00:22:49a senior in college and you haven't thought about the future?
00:22:52Honestly, I didn't think I was going to make it this far.
00:22:59I was never really good at school and...
00:23:03Wait.
00:23:05A dad.
00:23:07I've always wanted to be a dad.
00:23:10Looks like my dreams are coming true.
00:23:13Okay, the most important question.
00:23:18Where did we meet?
00:23:21Uh, frat party?
00:23:23No, not IRL. Like, our backstory. Our fake backstory.
00:23:27Um, I was walking through Douglas McFluffington, the sixth at the park.
00:23:31There's a sixth one?
00:23:32Fake backstory, remember?
00:23:34Keep up, Kels.
00:23:36Sorry.
00:23:46Crap!
00:23:48What's wrong?
00:23:51Is it the baby?
00:23:54No, I'm late for my meeting with my grandma.
00:23:57You know, Ben, that's really cute. You know, the modesty thing and everything.
00:24:00But, I mean, we've slept together and we're kind of having a baby.
00:24:03So, I mean, there's kind of no need.
00:24:06Yeah.
00:24:07What?
00:24:09Oh, shit. I didn't bring a change of clothes. I didn't think I was gonna spend the night.
00:24:25Yeah.
00:24:26Yeah.
00:24:27Alright, well, I'm gonna go home and change. I'll catch up with you later.
00:24:31You will?
00:24:32Yeah, what kind of fake boyfriend do you think I am?
00:24:34Or, you could come with me to my meeting with my grandma.
00:24:37I mean, that's what a real fake boyfriend would do.
00:24:41Okay. Yeah.
00:24:43But you should, um, put a shirt on.
00:24:49Right.
00:24:50Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
00:24:59You're meeting your grandma here?
00:25:01Yeah, yeah, she works here.
00:25:03Your grandmother is Dean Barrington?
00:25:06The head of the entire school?
00:25:08Uh, duh.
00:25:09You didn't think to tell me that?
00:25:11After we studied each other's entire lives last night?
00:25:13Ben, you know my last name.
00:25:16And I told you that my grandma works for Claremore.
00:25:18Yeah, that could literally mean anything.
00:25:20I can't believe you didn't put two and two together.
00:25:26Okay, I'm really late. Are you coming?
00:25:37I'm sure you know why I called you in today.
00:25:40Well, Grandma, I...
00:25:44Sorry.
00:25:48And who in God's green earth is this?
00:25:51Well, Grandma, this is...
00:25:53I am Kelsey's boyfriend, Ben.
00:26:03I've heard so many nice things about you.
00:26:04So good to meet you.
00:26:05Have you?
00:26:06Of course.
00:26:07Of course.
00:26:09I know who you are, Mr. Lawson.
00:26:12Academic.
00:26:13Probation.
00:26:14Suspension.
00:26:16Yeah, that incident at the Sigma house with the hamster.
00:26:20Total misunderstanding.
00:26:21You might know, Dean Barrington, that my grades this last semester
00:26:25actually earned me the title of most improved on the academic honor roll.
00:26:29That may be.
00:26:30But the question still remains, why is he here?
00:26:35Well, Grandma, whatever you have to tell me, you can say in front of Ben.
00:26:42Yeah.
00:26:43Very well.
00:26:45Kelsey, as you know, I must hold you to the highest academic and professional standards
00:26:50because you represent me.
00:26:54And thus, Claremore College.
00:26:58Lest you forget, I helped you get into Claremore.
00:27:03I know I'm stripped with you.
00:27:06But according to this video, you've broken one of my cardinal rules.
00:27:11Uh, I can actually explain what's going on in that video for you.
00:27:21Ooh, that's cold.
00:27:23Hashtag justice for beer, girl.
00:27:27Now, who would waste a perfectly good beer like that?
00:27:31That's a house of Liang talk.
00:27:32If it were me, I'd be suing the girl who paid a beer on my designer dress.
00:27:36Even if it was last season.
00:27:38Rule number two.
00:27:41Stay out of trouble.
00:27:43Does this look like you're staying out of trouble?
00:27:47So, she doesn't know that I'm pregnant.
00:27:53Well, young lady.
00:27:55That's actually my ex-girlfriend in that video.
00:27:58And I told her to stay away from Kelsey, but she never listens.
00:28:02Everything you saw in that video is all my fault.
00:28:05That may be.
00:28:06But Kelsey knows better than to get involved with drama like this.
00:28:11If you don't clean up your act, I will not be able to let you take part in this senior fashion show.
00:28:19Grandma, the whole reason that I wanted to go to Claremore was for the fashion show.
00:28:24I mean, it could completely make or break my career.
00:28:26Marissa Leung from House of Leung is going to be there.
00:28:29And you know it's my dream to work for her.
00:28:32I cannot allow anything that would tarnish the reputation of this university.
00:28:38And mine.
00:28:40Rules are rules.
00:28:42Don't break them and this won't be an issue.
00:28:44Thank you, Team Barrington. It's so good to meet you.
00:28:54Actually, Mr. Lawson, why don't you stay behind and we'll have a little chat.
00:29:01Kelsey, please close the door behind you.
00:29:03Oh, crap. What if he slips up and tells her about the baby?
00:29:17So let's cut to the chase, shall we, Mr. Lawson?
00:29:21What are your intentions with my granddaughter?
00:29:23I'm not really sure what you mean.
00:29:24Well, I hope you're not dating her for her money. She doesn't have any.
00:29:29Her mother was disowned from the Barrington family fortune years ago.
00:29:35Kelsey is here on a financial aid provided by my office.
00:29:41Hence, the need for her to apply the rules.
00:29:44I can assure you I was completely unaware of any family fortune.
00:29:48My sources tell me that you can date and have nearly every girl in this school.
00:29:57So why my granddaughter?
00:29:59With all due respect, Dean Barrington, are you being serious?
00:30:04I haven't known Kelsey for a very long time.
00:30:07This is all really new to me.
00:30:09I know my reputation still precedes me for being a guy, you know, who doesn't, like, settle down.
00:30:13But, um, I'm starting to believe I'm not the right guy for Kelsey.
00:30:20I'm sure you're not.
00:30:22But, I would sure be damned if I didn't try to be.
00:30:26Kelsey, man, she's, she's brilliant. Like, I love the way her mind works, her designs, her style.
00:30:36She just knows exactly what she wants for herself.
00:30:38There's not only one reason, Dean Barrington. It's everything.
00:30:41It's everything.
00:30:43Very well.
00:30:45You're dismissed.
00:30:49I'll be watching you.
00:30:51I have eyes everywhere.
00:30:54Cool.
00:31:04That was incredible. I totally believed all of it.
00:31:06Believed what?
00:31:07The act, what you said, all those things you love about me.
00:31:09Yeah, right.
00:31:11As a reward for an award-winning performance, I have a surprise for you.
00:31:15Surprise?
00:31:16Mm-hmm.
00:31:17So, this is the surprise? Is everything okay with the baby?
00:31:26I'm sorry to keep you two waiting. My last appointment ran over.
00:31:31Mr. and Mrs.
00:31:33No, we're not married. I'm Kelsey and this is, uh, my boyfriend Ben.
00:31:37Yum, love.
00:31:38Well, you two, are you ready to see your baby?
00:31:42Right now?
00:31:43Right now?
00:32:00Ben, are you crying?
00:32:01It's not unusual for fathers to become emotional.
00:32:07No, I know. It's just, that's, like, really sweet.
00:32:11And that is your baby's heartbeat.
00:32:20Wow, no way.
00:32:22Would you like to know if you're having a little baby boy or a little baby girl?
00:32:26I think we want it to be a surprise.
00:32:29Then we're all set.
00:32:31We keep you posted on the results of your blood work.
00:32:34I'm sure you two are going to be great parents.
00:32:36It's rare to see two parents as a love of the two of you.
00:32:39I'm sure you two are going to be great parents.
00:32:42It's rare to see two parents as a love of the two of you.
00:32:53Well, um, this is me.
00:32:59I'll call you for the next appointment.
00:33:00It should be in about a month.
00:33:02But there's no reason for us to hang out or anything unless something goes wrong.
00:33:09Wait, we can't just not hang out if we're dating.
00:33:14Fake dating, Ben.
00:33:16Yeah, but it's gotta look real.
00:33:18Grandma told me she has, like, eyes all over this place.
00:33:22I mean, I guess that's true.
00:33:25After all, you are my fake girlfriend, so I should at least be a good fake boyfriend.
00:33:31Maybe take you on a few fake dates.
00:33:33What do you think?
00:33:34What kind of fake dates?
00:33:36I don't know. Just, like, do the stuff in the movies that people don't really do in real life.
00:33:40Sure. I mean, what kind of fake girlfriend would I be if I said no?
00:33:43Huh.
00:33:44What kind of fake girlfriend would I be if I said no?
00:33:49Huh.
00:33:50Huh.
00:33:51Huh.
00:33:52Huh.
00:33:53Huh.
00:33:57Huh.
00:33:59Huh.
00:34:04Huh.
00:34:12Huh.
00:34:13Huh.
00:34:15Like, huh?
00:34:17Huh?
00:34:18Dan, that's not a good start.
00:34:19Huh.
00:34:20you are cordially invited to a bespoke dinner with a brother of the sigma fraternity at 7pm
00:34:32formal entire encouraged
00:34:34uh i only have an hour to get ready i don't even know if my dresses fit me anymore
00:34:50ah our special guest for the evening welcome in madame
00:34:59right this way
00:35:03you did this all for me
00:35:19you did this all for me
00:35:25you're my girlfriend i mean my fake girlfriend
00:35:28and i know we've been saving for the baby
00:35:30i couldn't really afford to take you to a nice restaurant so
00:35:34i thought i'd make one
00:35:36that's like the nicest thing anyone has ever done for me
00:35:41don't thank me yet
00:35:42okay
00:35:42good evening gentleman and gentlewoman
00:35:47may i interest you in tonight's special
00:35:49it's also our only thing on our very limited
00:35:52or two specials please
00:35:55gotcha
00:35:56two of our finest instant ramens on the house
00:36:02bon appetit lovebirds thank you sir
00:36:06thanks
00:36:06sorry we're kind of on a budget right now
00:36:11no this is perfect
00:36:13i love it
00:36:15thank you
00:36:20oh let's dance
00:36:26i don't know
00:36:30why not
00:36:31i wasn't exactly the most graceful
00:36:34before the pregnancy
00:36:35and
00:36:35you know
00:36:37my feet are swollen
00:36:38and i just fell off balancing you know like normal
00:36:41it counts
00:36:42can you prove it
00:36:45really
00:36:46now have this dance with me
00:36:51what is it
00:37:02nothing
00:37:04nothing i just
00:37:05ow
00:37:09you okay
00:37:09what's wrong
00:37:13yeah the baby just like kicked
00:37:17you wanna feel it
00:37:19yeah
00:37:20i don't feel me good
00:37:27oh my god wow
00:37:32that's amazing
00:37:34kelsey
00:37:36you're amazing
00:37:38i'm pretty by yourself
00:37:40wait i um
00:37:42i thought this was supposed to be fake
00:37:45it doesn't feel fake does it
00:37:48no
00:37:49it doesn't
00:37:49wait
00:38:17wait
00:38:18what
00:38:19should we be doing this
00:38:20can't this hurt the baby
00:38:23aww ben
00:38:25that's so sweet
00:38:26but no
00:38:27it won't hurt the baby
00:38:28are you sure
00:38:29positive
00:38:31ugh
00:38:41breakfast is served
00:38:47something wrong
00:38:54no i just
00:38:56i thought you left again
00:39:01what
00:39:03no
00:39:05first of all i wouldn't do that
00:39:07second of all
00:39:08this is my room
00:39:10i don't have many other places to go
00:39:12no
00:39:13yeah i know i just
00:39:15i panicked
00:39:19i'm not going anywhere
00:39:21but i am gonna steal some of these eggs from you
00:39:26so um
00:39:27so um should we like
00:39:33talk about last night
00:39:36what about it
00:39:39kelsey this is dr gordon
00:39:44hi
00:39:45is everything okay
00:39:48it's more than okay
00:39:50i just wanted to let you know that your blood work came back
00:39:53well kelsey
00:39:54you're having twins
00:39:55well kelsey you're having twins
00:40:00you're having twins
00:40:01two babies
00:40:03kelsey
00:40:04are you there
00:40:06hello
00:40:08yeah sorry kelsey's a bit shook up right now
00:40:12are you sure
00:40:13are you sure
00:40:14positive
00:40:15it's very common actually
00:40:17one heartbeat
00:40:18masks the other
00:40:19but there's two of them in there
00:40:21no doubt about it
00:40:23thanks
00:40:24you're welcome
00:40:25okay
00:40:29don't panic
00:40:30nothing's changed
00:40:31just
00:40:32double
00:40:33double of everything
00:40:35i'm gonna be huge
00:40:37oh my god how am i gonna hide this from my grandma
00:40:40she was gonna find out eventually
00:40:42so let's just wait until the babies are here and then we can figure out a way to break it to her
00:40:47i can't believe this i mean i'm 21 i can't i can't have two babies
00:40:53and alone
00:40:57you're not alone
00:40:59i'm here
00:41:01i mean single ben unmarried
00:41:04we're not married yet but
00:41:07but
00:41:09that let
00:41:10i can't really put it into words
00:41:12let's need to show you
00:41:13oh
00:41:14oh
00:41:15oh
00:41:16oh
00:41:17oh
00:41:18oh
00:41:19oh
00:41:20oh
00:41:21okay
00:41:22remember how you told me you were so afraid of breaking your grandma's rules
00:41:24yeah
00:41:25well i used to be afraid of breaking the rules too
00:41:27i was so afraid of what people would think of me if i wasn't this crazy fun party guy that everyone expected me to be
00:41:34but then i met you
00:41:41you just had this energy about you that i was so drawn to from the moment you crashed into me
00:41:49then i heard you thought i was just a one night stand
00:41:51that's because you left
00:41:53i left because i thought that's what you wanted
00:41:56i was sending you messages but you never reached back out you were just so mad at me
00:42:01ben you matched with my best friend on some app what girl wouldn't be mad
00:42:08no i didn't
00:42:09oh my god
00:42:11that was hunter messing around on my phone
00:42:14i swear i deleted everything as soon as he did that
00:42:17i figured if i couldn't have you i would just cruise through senior year doing the same shit i've been doing
00:42:22i don't really want that anymore
00:42:30i want you
00:42:31okay
00:42:32what do we do now then
00:42:34i would like to ask you to be my girlfriend
00:42:37my real girlfriend
00:42:39yeah it's called a toga
00:42:44it's super breathable
00:42:46for like you know down there
00:42:48i love this song
00:42:50you wanna dance?
00:42:52no i'm okay
00:42:53come on
00:42:54no i'm seriously i'm like waiting for someone
00:42:56whoa
00:42:57i'm here
00:42:58and he's not
00:42:59finders keepers
00:43:00am i right?
00:43:01that rule only applies to objects not people
00:43:02come on
00:43:03you want to wait?
00:43:04come on
00:43:05hey
00:43:06my car
00:43:07why should i?
00:43:08because you said so?
00:43:09and this
00:43:11and this
00:43:13and this
00:43:20and this
00:43:22the fuck
00:43:28whatever man
00:43:30you okay?
00:43:31yeah i just
00:43:32i didn't know you could do that
00:43:33there's a lot of things you didn't know i could do kelly barrington
00:43:35alright listen up you bunch of degenerates
00:43:51you all come to my house every week and party
00:43:53you drink my booze
00:43:55throw up in my toilets
00:43:56just indulge me for one moment please
00:44:02thanks dude
00:44:03what are you wearing?
00:44:04what are you wearing?
00:44:05it's called a hat
00:44:06nevermind
00:44:13alright
00:44:14i'd like to dedicate this song to my girlfriend
00:44:16kelsey barrington
00:44:34wait
00:44:35you're not even supposed to be here
00:44:51Can we get some real music back in here?
00:44:58Wait, you're not even supposed to be here. Ben banned you.
00:45:02He didn't mean it, right Ben?
00:45:04Yeah, I meant it.
00:45:05Oh my god, I'm so sorry, Dean Barrington.
00:45:23It's alright, Mary. Just try not to walk and text at the same time, alright?
00:45:29Copy that. I was actually talking to Kelsey. Congratulations.
00:45:34For what exactly?
00:45:36You're gonna be a great-grandma, duh!
00:45:38To twins.
00:45:40Not that you look like a great-grandma or anything.
00:45:44Definitely a Gigi Milf.
00:45:46A great-grandma I'd like to, you know.
00:45:48Right. And, uh, Kelsey told you there's good news?
00:45:52Oh yeah, she's not gonna tell her family without telling me.
00:45:56Indeed.
00:45:58Will you please excuse me?
00:46:00Bye, Gigi Ma.
00:46:02Twins?
00:46:04That's definitely against the rules.
00:46:12Okay, you ready?
00:46:14Almost.
00:46:16I'm trying to zip up my pants.
00:46:18I think I'm starting to get a dad bod.
00:46:20Okay, well, hurry up. My grandma doesn't like it when I'm late.
00:46:22Well, she wouldn't really like it that I'm pregnant, but tonight is not the night that she's finding out about that. Hopefully.
00:46:30Okay, stud. Go off.
00:46:32Why, thank you. Tonight I'm wearing a Barrington original jacket.
00:46:36House of long pants with fruit of the blue underwear.
00:46:44Okay, this is like a really big deal, okay?
00:46:46My grandmother never lets anyone come over for Christmas dinner except my mom and I.
00:46:50And that wasn't even until I was, like, 15.
00:46:58Well, I'm so honored.
00:47:00Um, I have to run back to the house. I'm gonna have to meet you there.
00:47:04Okay?
00:47:05Don't go standing under any mistletoe without me.
00:47:07Oh.
00:47:11That was weird.
00:47:20Okay.
00:47:24You got this, Ben.
00:47:26All you gotta do is ask.
00:47:28The rest is up to her.
00:47:30The worst she could say is no, right?
00:47:37There you are.
00:47:38I've been looking all over for you.
00:47:40Skye, I don't have time for this. I'm on my way to see Kelsey right now.
00:47:44I won't keep you, but I just thought you should know.
00:47:53You've got more than one baby mama.
00:47:55That's not even possible.
00:47:57Do the math, dummy.
00:47:58We last rubbed elbows right before you met Kelsey.
00:48:02I'm about as far along as she is.
00:48:04You're not even showing.
00:48:05Because I'm genetically gifted.
00:48:08Our baby is going to be so hot.
00:48:10Much hotter than Kelsey's.
00:48:12No.
00:48:13It's just not one of your stupid tricks.
00:48:16Believe what you want, Popa.
00:48:18But this baby is yours.
00:48:20So, what are you gonna do about it?
00:48:27I'm so glad that you were able to join us, Sandra Darling.
00:48:31Mom, I wouldn't miss Christmas for anything in the world, you know that.
00:48:36But also, where's this new beau of yours, Kels?
00:48:39Yes, Kelsey.
00:48:40Is he even gonna show?
00:48:41Hi.
00:48:42I'm so sorry I'm late.
00:48:43So kind of you to join us, Benjamin.
00:48:45I'm sorry, Dean.
00:48:46Oh my goodness.
00:48:47I'm so sorry.
00:48:48You must be Kelsey's mother.
00:48:49It's so nice to meet you.
00:48:50Wow.
00:48:51You guys look a lot alike.
00:48:52Thank you, but flattery will get you nowhere with me.
00:48:54Just kidding.
00:48:55Just kidding.
00:48:56Just kidding.
00:48:57Actually, flattery will get you very far with me.
00:48:59Especially from such a good-looking young man as yourself.
00:49:01Mom?
00:49:02Right.
00:49:03Best behavior.
00:49:04I'm so sorry.
00:49:05I'm so sorry.
00:49:06I'm so sorry.
00:49:07You must be Kelsey's mother.
00:49:08It's so nice to meet you.
00:49:09Wow.
00:49:10You guys look a lot alike.
00:49:11Thank you, but flattery will get you nowhere with me.
00:49:13Just kidding.
00:49:14Just kidding.
00:49:15Actually, flattery will get you very far with me.
00:49:17Especially from such a good-looking young man as yourself.
00:49:19Mom?
00:49:20Right.
00:49:21Best behavior.
00:49:27So, what happened?
00:49:31And don't lie to me.
00:49:33Taylor.
00:49:42Sorry, I came from a quick study session.
00:49:45Is it okay if I use restroom?
00:49:47Of course.
00:49:51A ring?
00:50:02So, Kelsey.
00:50:03I happened to run into your little friend.
00:50:06Rather, she ran into me.
00:50:08Mary?
00:50:09Oh.
00:50:10Yeah.
00:50:11I haven't really seen her in a long time, you know.
00:50:14Exams.
00:50:15That explains why she was so eager to chat with me.
00:50:20Such a talkative girl.
00:50:23Sorry, guys.
00:50:26What did I miss?
00:50:27I was just telling Kelsey how I had run into her friend, Mary, the other day.
00:50:33And, um, she is such a talkative girl.
00:50:36But, uh, she had some very strange news.
00:50:41Yeah.
00:50:42Did she get her MCAT results back?
00:50:44I could never be a doctor.
00:50:46Well, this is Molly.
00:50:48Well, you should get over your squeamishness before you become a father, Mr. Lawson.
00:50:53Mom, come on.
00:50:54Don't pressure them into starting a family yet.
00:50:55They're not even married.
00:50:56Much less engaged.
00:50:57Take it from me, kids.
00:50:58Do not get pregnant until you're truly ready.
00:50:59Sage advice.
00:51:00A shame that, uh, they didn't follow it.
00:51:01Or my rules.
00:51:02What are you talking about, Mom?
00:51:03Kelsey, what is she talking about?
00:51:04Mom, I'm...
00:51:05I'm really sorry.
00:51:06I, um...
00:51:07We didn't plan it.
00:51:08Obviously.
00:51:09It was an accident.
00:51:10Um...
00:51:11Um...
00:51:12Um...
00:51:13Um...
00:51:14Um...
00:51:15Um...
00:51:16Um...
00:51:17Um...
00:51:18Um...
00:51:19Um...
00:51:20Um...
00:51:21Um...
00:51:22Um...
00:51:23Um...
00:51:24Um...
00:51:25Um...
00:51:26Um...
00:51:27Um...
00:51:28Um...
00:51:29Um...
00:51:30Um...
00:51:31Um...
00:51:32Um...
00:51:33A happy accident.
00:51:34Couldn't have been any happier.
00:51:37Not only is she pregnant...
00:51:40But, Kelsey, why don't you tell your mother how many babies you are expecting?
00:51:46Two.
00:51:47A what?
00:51:48Two babies.
00:51:49Twins.
00:51:50Two blessings.
00:51:51You're not even taking this seriously at all, are you, young man?
00:51:54Mom.
00:51:55No, I'm serious, Kels.
00:51:57You know how hard it was on me, being pregnant so young.
00:52:00To raise me?
00:52:01Geez.
00:52:02Wow.
00:52:03I'm sorry, I didn't realize I was such a burden.
00:52:04I am taking this seriously, Ms. Barrington.
00:52:07Then prove it.
00:52:08Prove it to my daughter, because God knows her father sure as hell didn't take it seriously.
00:52:13I'm sorry, how do you want me to prove that to you?
00:52:17I will offer you $100,000 if you get up right now.
00:52:28Excuse me?
00:52:29I will offer you $100,000 to get up, leave, and never talk to my granddaughter again.
00:52:38How does that solve anything?
00:52:40I grew up without a dad, and now you want my kids to grow up without one?
00:52:44No father is better than one that's going to leave later.
00:52:48Your mother and I did just fine with no husbands.
00:52:51Yeah, right, fine.
00:52:52Wait, you have a problem with how I raised you?
00:52:57Maybe I do, okay?
00:53:00Maybe it would have been nice to have a father, or just any family at all.
00:53:04Grandma couldn't even look at me until she realized that I was smart enough to get into Claremore.
00:53:10Enough!
00:53:12Let Ben answer.
00:53:14Are you going to get up and leave for the money?
00:53:18No.
00:53:21That's it.
00:53:22I said no.
00:53:24What else do you want?
00:53:26I don't know.
00:53:30Defend me.
00:53:33Defend yourself.
00:53:35I don't have anything else to say.
00:53:42Are you sure you're going to keep them?
00:53:44Yeah, of course, Mom.
00:53:46Sorry to disappoint you.
00:53:48I'm not mad or disappointed, Kels.
00:53:50I just want it better for you.
00:53:52You know, a fairytale ending, not some guy.
00:53:55Ben is not some guy.
00:53:57He's just...
00:53:58He's got a lot on his mind right now, okay?
00:54:01So...
00:54:04Well, if you'll excuse me, I'm going to go find him, and we're going to leave.
00:54:13She'll give me the money?
00:54:19She'll give me the money?
00:54:21I'll take the $100,000, but...
00:54:24You have to agree to my terms, okay?
00:54:33Kelsa's going to stay in school.
00:54:35She gets to participate in the fashion show.
00:54:38And she's going to graduate.
00:54:39You are going to stay out of her way.
00:54:44She's going to live her life, by her own rules, exactly the way she wants it.
00:54:49Who do I make the check out to?
00:54:59I'm so sorry for everything that happened.
00:55:01It's my fault.
00:55:03No, don't say that.
00:55:04I mean...
00:55:06It was going to come out eventually.
00:55:07What an absolute piece of shit.
00:55:10I wish I could...
00:55:11Kick his ass.
00:55:12Yeah, me too.
00:55:14But...
00:55:15My mom was right.
00:55:17I'd rather have my kids not have a father than one that would just take the money and run.
00:55:24Save it, Hunter. I'm just here to get the rest of my stuff.
00:55:27Um...
00:55:28Okay, but...
00:55:29Ben left this for you.
00:55:31What is it?
00:55:32Oh, I'm not sure to be honest.
00:55:42What's it say?
00:55:44Um...
00:55:45Nothing.
00:55:46I...
00:55:47I just want some time alone, so I'll, uh...
00:55:50I'll catch you later.
00:55:52Ugh.
00:55:53I knew your best friend was such an asshole.
00:55:56Word.
00:55:57Well, since she asked for some space.
00:56:00You wanna go make out?
00:56:07I was never faking it.
00:56:09I'm sorry.
00:56:10Okay.
00:56:11You gotta get out of the way.
00:56:14some guys.
00:56:17helpingmekisisisisisisisisisisANDSeeP
00:56:21Closed Captions by S trzevip
00:56:22Kelsey
00:56:24There you are.
00:56:26I guess Ben played both of us, huh?
00:56:30Ben never played you, he was being honest.
00:56:32He just didn't wanna be with you, Skye.
00:56:34with you sky so you're defending him even after he left I heard he took all of his
00:56:42shit overnight didn't even say goodbye to Hunter look he has his reasons I think
00:56:50yeah I'll show you the reason
00:56:57Ben is just another deadbeat daddy knocking girls up and leaving them with
00:57:03the mess he made this isn't real it's very real Kelsey face it you're not special
00:57:15you know what just stop you're just another notch on his bedpost just like me
00:57:33hey okay I cannot wait to show you everything I got for you look at this look
00:57:45how cute this is this little changing table that's the crib and that's where
00:57:49you're gonna put all the little dirty diapers and then look at all the little
00:57:53stuffed toys we've got the little clothes here I can't wait for you and the babies
00:57:59to move in after graduation baby girl I know I've been hard on you Kels but I
00:58:03want you to know I am so proud of all your hard work
00:58:29wow Skye you look so good for being you know for what for being like six months pregnant
00:58:42oh I'm not pregnant
00:58:44that was just a lie I told Ben to stop whatever was going on with that loser Kelsey
00:58:52isn't that kind of fucked up whatever
00:58:58ugh I can't believe that absolute bitch what are we gonna do
00:59:08what do you mean we'll have to get Ben and Kelsey back together
00:59:12Doug oh Ben I miss that guy talk to him since he left
00:59:18uh no
00:59:23boys are so dumb okay here's the plan have you ever seen the pear trap
00:59:28yeah oh with Lindsay Lohan and her twin yeah yeah but she's not actually a twin
00:59:35never mind the point is we have to get them in the same room without them knowing
00:59:42oh okay I still don't understand
00:59:47call Ben now okay where are you going I have a party to plan
00:59:54I'm so excited that we're grabbing brunch
01:00:00it's like old times minus the mimosas
01:00:04I mean I'm gonna have a mimosa but you should not
01:00:07I know I'm really excited that we're hanging out too
01:00:11although I was thinking I should really get back to work
01:00:14girl you need to relax and let loose a little bit
01:00:19you're gonna be a mommy soon
01:00:21speaking of which
01:00:24surprise
01:00:29what a baby shower you did this all for me
01:00:43well I've had some help
01:00:45my baby's having babies
01:00:47mom you didn't have to do that
01:00:51sweetie of course I did
01:00:53I'm so sorry about how I reacted when you first told me you were pregnant
01:00:56I am so so happy for you okay come on let's get this fun started
01:01:01ow!
01:01:06stupid diamond
01:01:21don't mind if I do
01:01:23dude this place has got the tastiest waffles
01:01:35trust me bro
01:01:36it's really good to see you man but
01:01:39I'm probably just gonna get back to work
01:01:41gotta loosen up man
01:01:43get some mimosas in you
01:01:44I'm not really drinking anymore
01:01:46who are you and what have you done with my Ben?
01:01:50so this one is from your grandmother
01:01:55she got me something
01:01:58the woman who paid my boyfriend to leave my pregnant ass
01:02:01don't complain she didn't get me a damn thing
01:02:05all of that wealth and she got me a weird old blanket
01:02:13I just won
01:02:15she doesn't know I'm having twins right?
01:02:17I told you she's not really good at gift giving
01:02:20take it back
01:02:22okay
01:02:23so there's just one more present
01:02:25Ben?
01:02:38what are you doing here?
01:02:40I don't know
01:02:42Hunter
01:02:44well I brought you here because sky's lying
01:02:47sky's lying
01:02:48she was never pregnant
01:02:49she just made that up to break you guys up
01:02:51doesn't matter
01:02:53you still left
01:02:55I left because I was ashamed
01:02:57I failed you
01:02:59I failed us
01:03:00I failed our kids
01:03:01I figured the hundred thousand dollars would do more for you than I ever could
01:03:05you thought I wanted the money more than you?
01:03:08no I didn't think you wanted the money
01:03:10I just thought you wanted the security
01:03:11I leveraged the check from your grandma in exchange for you to finish school and participate in the fashion show
01:03:18that was the deal
01:03:19so you're saying you left for me?
01:03:22yeah
01:03:23I had to leave for you
01:03:24or else sky would have just been waving her baby around in your face
01:03:28her fake baby
01:03:30but if it was real I would have sent money
01:03:33I would have loved it too
01:03:35loved it enough to stay away
01:03:37not ruin his life like I ruined yours
01:03:39you didn't ruin my life
01:03:42you leaving without a trace
01:03:44no phone call or anything
01:03:46that ruined my life
01:03:48sorry
01:03:51I didn't mean to hurt you
01:03:53well you did
01:03:55I love you Kelsey
01:03:59I did then
01:04:01and I do right now
01:04:02I never stopped loving you
01:04:07and you
01:04:08I just stopped loving myself
01:04:09I promise you
01:04:11I will never leave your side ever again
01:04:14just please take me back
01:04:16please Kelsey
01:04:20I'm sorry Ben
01:04:27I understand everything that you're going through and why you did what you did
01:04:40Sky was terrible for lying to you like that
01:04:44I can't
01:04:47I can't
01:04:49I can't do this again
01:04:51and I have to do what's best for me and the babies
01:04:56and that means not being with you
01:05:00I mean
01:05:02we can be
01:05:05co-parents and friends
01:05:07but
01:05:08we can't be together
01:05:10I hope you understand
01:05:12I do
01:05:17time for plan B
01:05:21so where are we going?
01:05:26it's spring break
01:05:27and you're about to pop
01:05:29you need to unwind
01:05:31okay well the last time you told me to let loose resulted in this show
01:05:36well
01:05:37you can't get any more pregnant than you already are
01:05:40I think
01:05:41aren't you going to med school? shouldn't you like know this?
01:05:44I miss that day
01:05:45nothing like being in the woods with your best bros
01:05:59yeah man
01:06:00it's nice to get away from it all
01:06:10who's that?
01:06:11dude
01:06:14you said it was going to be bros weekend
01:06:17bros
01:06:18and hoes
01:06:20Kelsey is not my hoe
01:06:22I mean girlfriend man
01:06:23she's a lovely woman dude
01:06:24she's carrying my kids
01:06:25why is she here?
01:06:37no
01:06:38uh uh
01:06:39spending a week
01:06:40in the woods with Ben
01:06:44I'm pregnant
01:06:45hormonal
01:06:46and still a little mad
01:06:47at Ben
01:06:48there's no way I can spend an entire week with him
01:06:51okay
01:06:52well then
01:06:53what are you going to do about it mama?
01:06:55you're already here
01:06:56in the woods
01:06:57a thousand miles from campus
01:06:59we're like twenty miles away tops
01:07:01okay well
01:07:02I'm not driving you back
01:07:04so
01:07:05you're stuck here at Barrington
01:07:06with me
01:07:07and Ben
01:07:09I think the plan's going great
01:07:18man
01:07:20what plan?
01:07:26guys
01:07:27you're trying to get us back together?
01:07:28no
01:07:29no
01:07:30not at all
01:07:31no
01:07:32no
01:07:33no
01:07:34no
01:07:35no
01:07:36no
01:07:37no
01:07:38no
01:07:39no
01:07:41no
01:07:42you're going to get into that window
01:07:43oh my God
01:07:44My whole body hurts, here's a tip. Never get pregnant.
01:07:58Okay. Where are, um...
01:08:01Hunter and Mary went on a hike.
01:08:04You didn't want to go?
01:08:06I wanted to be here with you.
01:08:08Ben.
01:08:09Look, I know your idea of relaxing vacation isn't hanging out with me here for a week,
01:08:13and I don't blame you after what I did to you, you know?
01:08:19I don't hate you, Ben.
01:08:21And especially when you make me deep.
01:08:24Well, if you want me to fuck off and leave you alone, just let me know.
01:08:30But if you want company, while Hunter and Mary do whatever it is they do,
01:08:35I can show you around.
01:08:38I grew up in these woods, practically.
01:08:41I plan on taking our kids here one day.
01:08:44How do you do that?
01:08:46Do it.
01:08:48Make it impossible for me to be mad at you forever.
01:08:52Let's keep coming.
01:08:53I'm surprised it's hugged in overflow.
01:08:54Excuse me?
01:08:55I said I didn't know cows could swim.
01:08:57Moo!
01:08:58Moo!
01:08:59Moo!
01:09:00Moo!
01:09:01Moo!
01:09:02Moo!
01:09:03Moo!
01:09:04Moo!
01:09:05Moo!
01:09:06Moo!
01:09:07Moo!
01:09:08Moo!
01:09:10Moo!
01:09:11Aw did!
01:09:12Wow!
01:09:13Let's keep coming.
01:09:14I'm surprised it's hugged in overflow.
01:09:16Excuse me?
01:09:17I said I didn't know cows could swim.
01:09:21Moo!
01:09:22She's pregnant, asshole.
01:09:34Do you want to say that again to the mother of my children?
01:09:37Jesus, Ben, chill.
01:09:39You used to be cool, man.
01:09:40You're a legend.
01:09:42What's wrong with you?
01:09:47You okay?
01:09:48You know, I should tell you that violence is never the answer,
01:09:51but it's kind of cute.
01:09:53You're going macho over our family.
01:09:57Family, huh?
01:09:59Mm-hmm.
01:09:59Mm-hmm.
01:10:04Mm-hmm.
01:10:12Mm-hmm.
01:10:12Kels, I know I fucked up.
01:10:41Everything I've done was for you. I just didn't go about it the right way.
01:10:46If you give me another chance, I promise I'll spend the rest of my life making it up to you.
01:10:55Oh, really?
01:11:02I swear I'll have Hunter and Mary as my witness.
01:11:06You know, they make a really cute couple.
01:11:09So do we.
01:11:13So, how are you planning on making this up to me?
01:11:17Well, let's start by doing this.
01:11:21Oh my god, you're gonna drop me.
01:11:25I like your work ethic, Miss Miller. Working late during spring break?
01:11:41Thanks, Prof. Inspiration just suddenly hit me.
01:11:45Well, keep it up. And I'm sure you'll receive a lot of offers at the Showcase next week.
01:11:51Maybe even more than our star, Miss Barrington.
01:11:55Oh, I'm counting on it.
01:11:57I'll show that bitch. There is no way she can design a new collection in time for the Showcase.
01:12:11I'll be staying with my mom until I can find an apartment.
01:12:15And, you know, suppose I can have my old spot back in the house.
01:12:18That asshole with Chad took a second you left, bro. I'm sorry, man.
01:12:22I mean, you could, like, stay with me if you wanted to.
01:12:26Fair warning, I roll over like 700 times in the middle of the night.
01:12:29And I wake up with, like, really weird food cravings.
01:12:32Do you?
01:12:33And the baby kicks. Like, hard.
01:12:36Sounds perfect, Kim.
01:12:44Come to our end-of-the-year fashion showcase.
01:12:46What's wrong?
01:12:48Skye.
01:12:52She stole my designs.
01:12:59What's wrong?
01:13:01All of my work, all of my designs are gone.
01:13:04Oh, my God. We gotta tell someone.
01:13:10Oh, my God.
01:13:12That's Marissa Leon.
01:13:14This is just some of the work you'll see at the Showcase.
01:13:20This collection is from one of our most improved students, Skye Miller.
01:13:24And here's one of our most accomplished students, Kelsey Barrington.
01:13:31Despite her condition, Kelsey has managed to perform really well.
01:13:37Kelsey, do you have anything you want to show our guest before the big show?
01:13:43Um...
01:13:44Actually, it's gonna be a surprise.
01:13:46Kelsey really wanted to shock the audience.
01:13:49It'll be worth it. Trust me.
01:13:51I really hope so, Miss Barrington.
01:13:53I'm looking forward to seeing your work.
01:14:03What was that?
01:14:04Me saving your ass until we find a way to get your designs back.
01:14:07Skye can't get away with this, Kelsey.
01:14:11She already has.
01:14:13They all think that those are her designs.
01:14:18I mean, she's altered my designs and my dresses and...
01:14:21Look, even if I could get them back, I...
01:14:26Look, we can always go to the Dean.
01:14:30No, absolutely not.
01:14:34It's over.
01:14:36Hey.
01:14:38That is not the Kelsey I know.
01:14:40The Kelsey I do know.
01:14:41She fights for herself.
01:14:42She pushes for what she wants.
01:14:51I mean...
01:14:53There's like...
01:14:55This one idea I have.
01:14:56But I would need like a lot of help to make it happen.
01:15:05And...
01:15:06There's only 48 hours until the showcase.
01:15:10I just couldn't ask that of you guys.
01:15:14No offense, but you don't know how to sew.
01:15:17Kelsey.
01:15:19Yes.
01:15:20You can.
01:15:22I'm here to do whatever you want.
01:15:24Same.
01:15:25If I want to be a doctor, I have to learn how to sew anyway.
01:15:28Ditto.
01:15:29Whatever she said.
01:15:33You guys would like actually help me?
01:15:36Duh.
01:15:39Guys.
01:15:40Let's get to work.
01:15:41Put some fabric down.
01:15:51Put this down.
01:15:53And then you'll thread this.
01:15:54So go ahead and do that.
01:15:59Kelsey, there you go.
01:16:04Yeah, if we could have them at seven, that would be great.
01:16:07Perfect.
01:16:08Thank you so much.
01:16:10We did it, guys.
01:16:15I have my very own maternity collection.
01:16:18It's amazing, Kelsey.
01:16:20You crushed it.
01:16:22Seriously, I couldn't have done it without you guys.
01:16:25Anyone knew Hunter was so good at sewing.
01:16:28Yeah, no biggie.
01:16:29I used to help my mom all the time.
01:16:30Maybe I should have gone into fashion design instead of pre-law.
01:16:34I'm sorry, you're going into law?
01:16:36Yeah, Harvard.
01:16:38Why?
01:16:39What did you guys think I was studying?
01:16:40Honestly, I really had no idea.
01:16:42No idea.
01:16:43Well, what are we waiting for?
01:16:45Let's get you ready for your big night.
01:16:46Thank you for your big night.
01:16:48Thank you for your big night.
01:16:49Thank you for your big night.
01:16:54This was Sky Miller with Sky High Designs.
01:16:56This was Skye Miller with Skye High Designs.
01:17:14More like Skye Lies Designs.
01:17:26I'm here to defend my client, Kelsey Elizabeth Barrington, from copyright infringement for
01:17:32one Ms. Skye Miller.
01:17:38This picture, conclusively dated from August of last year, shows my client wearing a dress
01:17:44of her design months before Skye even started working on her collection.
01:17:49Ms. Miller, is this true?
01:17:52No!
01:17:53Yes?
01:17:54I don't know.
01:17:55Please, don't fail me.
01:18:00This is so going to go viral.
01:18:02Hey, let go!
01:18:07Now that that's done, I'd like to invite my client to showcase her collection that she
01:18:12designed in the aftermath of the plagiarism by Ms. Skye.
01:18:18Also I love my girlfriend.
01:18:20Bye.
01:18:23Thanks.
01:18:24Alright.
01:18:25Um, sorry about that mix-up.
01:18:27Next we have Kelsey Barrington with, actually I don't know what Kelsey is going to show
01:18:34us tonight.
01:18:35Kelsey?
01:18:36Okay, Kelsey.
01:18:37You got this.
01:18:38You may be almost nine months pregnant, but...
01:18:43Hey, what's wrong?
01:18:44What's wrong?
01:18:45What's wrong?
01:18:46What's wrong?
01:18:47I think I just had a contraction.
01:18:50A contraction?
01:18:51We need to go to the hospital.
01:18:57I know.
01:18:58I know.
01:18:59I know.
01:19:00I know.
01:19:01I'm...
01:19:02Oh, wait.
01:19:03It's just false alarm.
01:19:04You're fine?
01:19:05Mm-hmm.
01:19:06Are you sure you can do this right now?
01:19:07Yeah, I can.
01:19:08First off, I wanted to thank all of my friends for being so supportive for when my designs
01:19:09were stolen.
01:19:10I really couldn't have done this without them.
01:19:24um first off i wanted to thank all of my friends for being so supportive for when
01:19:34my designs were stolen i really couldn't have done this without them but losing my collection
01:19:40made me realize something shouldn't maternity wear look good too because i mean i wouldn't
01:19:47have been able to fit into a single one of those dresses that scash showed you because
01:19:51well i'm kind of pregnant so my collection is dedicated to making sure that pregnant women
01:20:01feel their absolute best because well nobody should feel frumpy when they're going through
01:20:09the absolute most beautiful and wonderful phase of their life motherhood is not something to be
01:20:18ashamed of or hide from it's something to celebrate so please give it up for my models
01:20:27i take it back pregnant chicks are hot and that is my presentation thank you
01:20:40what's going on i think i think my water just broke
01:20:57excuse me i'm so sorry i'm looking for my daughter kelsey barrington is she okay
01:21:06fastest delivery ever a perfectly healthy pair of twins one boy one girl um what about kelsey
01:21:17couldn't be better i've never seen such a supportive partner either ben was with her every step
01:21:29of the way
01:21:36of the way
01:21:38of the way
01:21:42grandma
01:21:47you're precious
01:21:50i'm gonna get these two changed
01:21:56i saw your show last night
01:22:03very impressive and i can assure you that sky will be dealt with
01:22:09you actually came
01:22:13well how could i miss my granddaughter's big moment
01:22:18i just thought because i broke the rules that
01:22:25oh fuck the rules
01:22:26pardon my language
01:22:29how all those rules did was stop me from having a real relationship with my family
01:22:39and uh
01:22:40that's what i i want the most you know
01:22:46so you're not ashamed of me
01:22:48because i was pregnant
01:22:50ashamed
01:22:52no
01:22:53a wives woman once told me
01:22:56to stop caring about what people think
01:23:00i used to love knitting
01:23:03i wasn't very good
01:23:07and when your mother got pregnant
01:23:09i made a little something for the baby
01:23:13but i never gave it to her
01:23:17my vanity got in the way
01:23:21the blanket
01:23:22that
01:23:24that's why you gave it to me
01:23:28after all these years i wanted you to have it
01:23:32it's not very fancy or very good but
01:23:36it's a symbol of how much you mean to me
01:23:41and how much your babies mean to me
01:23:44and uh
01:23:47i made another one for the boy
01:23:51i love them grandma
01:23:57oh thank you
01:24:07kals
01:24:08you have another visitor
01:24:10hello kalsi
01:24:20i mean
01:24:23mr leong
01:24:24you
01:24:25you're my hero
01:24:27and
01:24:28you're mine
01:24:29after last night
01:24:31the way you and your friends stood up to that girl and
01:24:34your collection
01:24:36it really spoke to me
01:24:39i'm a working mom too
01:24:41and i never even thought to design something pregnant women could wear
01:24:45and feel proud of
01:24:47so
01:24:48when your grandma told me that you delivered right after the show
01:24:52i had to come and pay the young mama a visit
01:24:57and give you this
01:25:00i want you to take the next few months
01:25:03some much deserved rest at home
01:25:06with your babies
01:25:07and then i want you to call
01:25:09and work for me
01:25:12wait you really mean it
01:25:14absolutely
01:25:15i want you to design a maternity line for the house of leon
01:25:19if you're interested
01:25:21she's interested
01:25:24great
01:25:25i look forward to hearing her
01:25:27and kelsey
01:25:28thank you
01:25:31oh my god
01:25:34oh my god
01:25:35oh my god
01:25:36hey dude and gal
01:25:38looks like mommy's gonna be a big fashion designer just like i always knew
01:25:42but there's one thing she needs to do first
01:25:51congratulations isabella
01:25:56the next name
01:25:57that i'm gonna read makes me very proud
01:26:02kelsey
01:26:03elizabeth
01:26:04barrington
01:26:05congratulations
01:26:13there you go
01:26:17dude i found it
01:26:20it was in your old bedroom
01:26:22oh my god
01:26:24dude i owe you thank you
01:26:34i'm so proud of you
01:26:36benjamin lawrence
01:26:41lawson
01:26:42come to the stage
01:26:43but i didn't finish my degree
01:26:47grandma works in mysterious ways
01:26:49i heard she even breaks the rules sometimes
01:26:51alright benjamin
01:26:53you may have to finish a few classes during the summer but i wanted you to have this moment
01:27:12thank you
01:27:14grandma
01:27:16just call me grandma
01:27:18and hurry up and marry my granddaughter will you
01:27:21thank you
01:27:31skye miller
01:27:37you are not graduating
01:27:40you can't do this
01:27:43oh yes i think i can
01:27:45croissant to chapter 32 section b row 2
01:27:49plagiarism can not only result in the failure of a class but also expulsion or suspension to the dean's discretion
01:27:56basically if you fuck around you find out
01:27:59thank you hunter
01:28:01so this dean has decided
01:28:04that you are not going to get a degree from this college
01:28:07and that brings us to the 2024-2025 closing of the academic year
01:28:19congratulations you are all graduates of
01:28:24Claremore College
01:28:26except for skye
01:28:28except skye
01:28:29except skye
01:28:30congratulations
01:28:31congratulations
01:28:42hey mom where are the
01:28:43where are the
01:28:48Kelsey
01:28:49i know getting pregnant and marrying me was not a part of the plan
01:28:53and it has not been easy
01:28:55and there's been a lot of ups and downs
01:29:02yes yes i'll make you
01:29:04thank you
01:29:05thank you
01:29:08thank you
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