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00:00:00You are a fool, Fatim.
00:00:26You are a true patriot.
00:00:32Or perhaps just well-trained.
00:00:38Now, I only need one answer from you.
00:00:42Who was the informant?
00:00:44And you'd be more afraid of the consequences in this room.
00:00:48Gustav?
00:00:49Yes, I swear to you.
00:00:55Gustav?
00:00:58Are you the informant?
00:01:02You came to my door's birthday pie.
00:01:08No, he lies.
00:01:12I would never lie to you.
00:01:25Exactly.
00:01:27It couldn't be you.
00:01:33Let's try this again.
00:01:40What you say is your worst phobia.
00:01:43Please.
00:01:44No.
00:01:45No.
00:01:46No.
00:01:47No.
00:01:48No.
00:01:50Get off!
00:01:52Get off!
00:01:54Get it off!
00:01:56AHHHHH!
00:01:57AHHH!
00:01:58AHHH!
00:02:00This is not what my experiments were meant for.
00:02:08That's how our organization operates, Mr. Sokolov.
00:02:13Just be thankful for choosing to use someone from your country
00:02:16during these volatile times.
00:02:21Warfare's changing, and soon your experiments
00:02:24will be at the forefront of those changes.
00:02:27So consider yourself lucky.
00:02:30You're on the winning side.
00:02:34Now, it's to my understanding
00:02:37that new batch is ready to be transported.
00:02:40No.
00:02:42Good.
00:02:44I realize, in the US, we're very pleased
00:02:48to study them up close for their research.
00:02:53You best start packing.
00:02:56You fly tomorrow.
00:03:00Don't fuck it up.
00:03:05You can't transport me something like that.
00:03:08I do not care.
00:03:10You do not understand the consequences.
00:03:12Shut up and move.
00:03:14Don't.
00:03:16Move!
00:03:17Move!
00:03:18Move!
00:03:19Move!
00:03:20Move!
00:03:21Move!
00:03:22Move!
00:03:23Move!
00:03:24Move!
00:03:25Move!
00:03:26Move!
00:03:27Move!
00:03:29Move!
00:03:30Move!
00:03:32Move!
00:03:34Move!
00:03:36Move!
00:03:38Move!
00:03:39Move!
00:03:40Move!
00:03:41Move!
00:03:42Move!
00:05:17But you chose your own path.
00:05:20I know, I know.
00:05:22Doesn't he track you with your phone?
00:05:25It's weird.
00:05:27Yeah, he does.
00:05:28I think he is just super overprotective after everything.
00:05:32I think he wants to make up for not saving her.
00:05:36I don't know.
00:05:38Well, you're coping really well.
00:05:40Seriously.
00:05:41And I feel much safer knowing that you're going to be on the plane with me anyway.
00:05:45Well, I'm trying.
00:05:47Well, you're doing a good job, you bitch.
00:05:51Okay, that's enough.
00:05:52This is getting awkward.
00:05:53Beth!
00:05:54Beth!
00:05:55Give me a sec!
00:05:57I'm carrying like a hundred bags here.
00:06:01Beth, why are you carrying everything?
00:06:03Zach, maybe.
00:06:05Zach!
00:06:05What the hell?
00:06:07I've got really bad plumbing pains.
00:06:09Well, your arms are fine.
00:06:10You can still use them.
00:06:11Is this what a labour feels like?
00:06:16Nope, it's definitely from that curry you had last night.
00:06:19That's what I told him.
00:06:20Now you're going to have to get on an eight-hour flight with diarrhoea.
00:06:23You're a dickhead.
00:06:24All right, easy, tiger.
00:06:26Just got to make a full take-off, then landing,
00:06:28and then I'll spend the rest of the time at the toilet.
00:06:31Look, I've had it up to here already with this trip.
00:06:33So get your shit together.
00:06:34Literally.
00:06:39Beth?
00:06:40Yeah.
00:06:40Why are you wearing sequins?
00:06:45Because I want to look good when I get there.
00:06:48You know we're going on hikes, right?
00:06:50Like up mountains and stuff?
00:06:51I'm representing Beth's boutiques, Corrine.
00:06:54I'm on brand until our plane takes off.
00:06:56Okay, Beth.
00:07:00But there'll be cities too, right?
00:07:02Yeah.
00:07:03Yes!
00:07:04It's Columbia.
00:07:04There'll be something for everyone.
00:07:06I've made sure.
00:07:07Thanks for booking, babes.
00:07:08So I'm so useless with this stuff.
00:07:10You're not useless.
00:07:12Are you sure there's going to be enough toys to actually take a shit in?
00:07:16I always forget you're so funny for someone who's dead inside.
00:07:20Ooh!
00:07:21Ooh!
00:07:21Whoa!
00:07:23Right.
00:07:23Does everyone have everything?
00:07:25Yes!
00:07:25Yeah?
00:07:26We're ready to go because we're not coming back.
00:07:28Okay?
00:07:28Yes.
00:07:30Let's go!
00:07:31Oh!
00:07:32Oh!
00:07:42Dodgy stomach and half plane.
00:07:44I'm getting serious days off.
00:07:45We've read the best of us.
00:07:46You better not shit on me again.
00:07:48Gracie, swap seats in me.
00:07:49But we agreed to never talk about that again.
00:07:51Who brought it up?
00:07:53Uh, why aren't you wearing your contacts?
00:07:55You're flying as a bat, you idiot.
00:07:56Oh, I'm sorry, Gracie.
00:07:57Maybe I was too busy pissing out my arsehole this morning, remember?
00:08:00You'll be fine until we hit turbulence.
00:08:03Oh, better have a smooth sight then, Zachy boy!
00:08:07Aw, bloody hoops!
00:08:08Oh!
00:08:10Thank you, guys.
00:08:13Welcome.
00:08:13Welcome.
00:08:15Cool board.
00:08:16Cool board, welcome.
00:08:17You like that, everyone?
00:08:19You all right?
00:08:26Oh, yeah.
00:08:28Just lit.
00:08:28This is so much rubbish, this.
00:08:30You don't know what Asian ones are like.
00:08:32They're just on and on.
00:08:33It's all nice.
00:08:34It's all nice.
00:08:35But the metal is deep, hell.
00:08:37Oh, my God.
00:08:39Big store.
00:08:39Leave my life alone.
00:08:41Oh, my God.
00:08:42Yeah, you know.
00:08:43But obviously, when it's, like, when it's the boys, you don't care.
00:08:46Ow.
00:08:52How are we looking today?
00:08:55Shouldn't be pretty smooth sailing.
00:08:56You might hit a few bumps shortly after take-off, but nothing too eventful.
00:09:00Standard journey, then.
00:09:02Look, sir.
00:09:035-5, 40, right?
00:09:05Oh.
00:09:06Oh.
00:09:07I might actually hold off on the coffee.
00:09:09Don't want to have done that huge disaster.
00:09:12Yeah.
00:09:13Three hours you left me last time.
00:09:15Oh, it was two.
00:09:16Three hours.
00:09:17The cargo full of stinking animals.
00:09:20Never again.
00:09:21Why is it so empty?
00:09:29It's a cost-of-living crisis.
00:09:31I mean, the reason we're going to Columbia is thanks to Kareem's relatives and them putting
00:09:34us up.
00:09:35That's for everybody else.
00:09:37Must be seeing family, I guess.
00:09:38Sorry, I just need to get there.
00:09:43We'll be coming around with the drinks, Charlie.
00:09:46How long after the plane takes off do you think I can order alcohol?
00:09:50We'll be coming around with the drinks, Charlie, as soon as the seatbelt light goes off.
00:09:54I was just asking for a grieving friend.
00:09:57Gracie.
00:09:58What?
00:09:58Look, if that one's not getting shit-faced, this one is.
00:10:03I don't want to be partying the whole time.
00:10:05I actually want to remember this one.
00:10:06We're going to have a great time and make loads of memories.
00:10:10I think.
00:10:11Yeah, sure.
00:10:13Just watch out for those creepy-crawlies.
00:10:16Please don't.
00:10:18Yeah.
00:10:19If you don't leave, do you want this?
00:10:29Yes, sir.
00:10:30If you put that up there.
00:10:32Yeah.
00:10:34Seatbelts.
00:10:45Seatbelt, please, ladies.
00:10:47Like that.
00:10:49Oh, it's all red.
00:10:56Oh, no.
00:10:57I'm still feeling it from last night.
00:11:00What are you, you melon?
00:11:02Passenger.
00:11:03Oh.
00:11:06A bit later, then.
00:11:07Yeah.
00:11:08Oh, to be young again, eh?
00:11:10I don't feel young.
00:11:12I feel like a middle-aged woman.
00:11:15Ah!
00:11:16Sorry.
00:11:17Are you all right?
00:11:24I feel like I'm going to throw up.
00:11:25Oh, God.
00:11:26Let's stick back to me now.
00:11:27Let's just get from here.
00:11:28Oh, come on.
00:11:29No.
00:11:30Another one?
00:11:44No, not another one.
00:11:47The one.
00:11:49I think you said that two girls ago.
00:11:51No, this one.
00:11:56She's different.
00:11:58She's special.
00:11:59I remember that feeling.
00:12:04I think it's time I spent more time down here on the ground, maybe, than up there in the clouds.
00:12:12All the time?
00:12:14Maybe.
00:12:14I don't want to see my little girl growing up through pictures or something.
00:12:20No.
00:12:25You know, I might actually miss you.
00:12:29Really?
00:12:30I guess I might miss you, too.
00:12:39Just a little bit.
00:12:40Good afternoon, ladies and gentlemen.
00:13:00On behalf of your boarding crew, we'd like to welcome you on board this flight with us today.
00:13:04Before we depart, if I may have your attention while our cabin crew demonstrate the safety features of this flight.
00:13:10More coffee?
00:13:11Yes.
00:13:13What?
00:13:22I'm helping your face, your feelings.
00:13:23So kind.
00:13:25Now sit back.
00:13:26Boo.
00:13:28What would be your biggest fear, Beth?
00:13:29Running out of designer dresses.
00:13:32So funny.
00:13:33What would be yours?
00:13:33Wearing one.
00:13:35Guys, we haven't even left yet.
00:13:38Sorry, babes.
00:13:39Gracie, you know I love your Wednesday Addams look.
00:13:43What about you, Zach?
00:13:47Zach.
00:13:48Zach.
00:13:50Zach.
00:13:51Zach.
00:13:51Zach, Zach, Zach, Zach, Zach.
00:13:53What?
00:13:54I'm trying to finish this sale.
00:13:56Why are you still working?
00:13:58I didn't have any holidays to ever take off.
00:14:01So I only came up with a genius idea at the time I bought some work from home.
00:14:05Why wouldn't you just call in sick?
00:14:07I can't keep doing that anymore, you know.
00:14:09I'm not 20, Gracie.
00:14:10Hey!
00:14:15Hey!
00:14:16You're such a bitch.
00:14:17Gauge flaps
00:14:28Moving to take-off mode
00:14:32Opening up landing gear
00:14:37All stabilised
00:14:44And engage
00:15:14Approaching 37,000 feet
00:15:21And levelling off
00:15:44Look, before you start
00:15:46This rich car won't leave me alone
00:15:49Jason?
00:15:51No
00:15:51William
00:15:53William?
00:15:56Keeper?
00:15:57No, definitely not
00:15:58It's away you go
00:16:00And his wallet definitely doesn't help
00:16:01Well, you know you're going to have to stick with one
00:16:04Sooner or later
00:16:06That, you know me
00:16:07I'll pick later
00:16:08It's more fun
00:16:09Well, later will come sooner than you think
00:16:12That's what Brendan always says
00:16:13Are we still packing?
00:16:18No
00:16:19Obviously
00:16:21Yeah, I knew it
00:16:23Don't you stop out
00:16:42Ladies and gentlemen
00:16:49We are currently experiencing some mild turbulence
00:16:51We should be through it very shortly
00:16:54Come on
00:16:54All right
00:17:13All right, go ahead.
00:17:24Come on, come on, come on.
00:17:54Come on, come on.
00:18:24Do you mind?
00:18:33Can you eat any less like a pig?
00:18:41I can't take this anymore.
00:18:43Stuart!
00:18:44Yeah, I refuse to sit here with this swarm of fun life.
00:18:51I wish to be moved up to first class.
00:18:54Oh, I'm sorry, I can't do that.
00:18:58Don't give me that.
00:19:00I've requested it, and that is the service you shall provide.
00:19:04That's what you do.
00:19:06Yeah, I'm afraid.
00:19:06You are staff.
00:19:07That's not something we offer, okay?
00:19:11I don't belong in these squalid conditions.
00:19:16Now find me a seat in first class.
00:19:18It's instant.
00:19:19I'm not going to ask a third time.
00:19:22Sir, please sit down.
00:19:23I'm not going to let you into first class without a first class ticket.
00:19:29Now, you've listened to me.
00:19:33I have friends in very high places.
00:19:38Do you have any idea how difficult I can make things for you and the entire airline?
00:19:42If I, please, I don't think you want to risk that, do you?
00:19:56Just what I thought.
00:19:59Problem?
00:20:03Well, I'm just up here.
00:20:04See what I can do?
00:20:08What?
00:20:12Yeah, I mean, Kieran was going to do that, but I think fine, whatever I did.
00:20:30What the hell was that?
00:20:42What the hell was that?
00:21:07I hope this is to your satisfaction, sir.
00:21:37Oh, my God.
00:22:07Oh, my God.
00:22:37Well, that was a little rougher than expected.
00:22:44Yeah, is everything intact?
00:22:47Appears to be.
00:22:49Although...
00:22:50What?
00:22:51There seems to be a bit of a temperature fault in the hold.
00:22:54This has gone up quite a bit.
00:22:57I think I'm going to need to check this out.
00:22:59No, I'll go.
00:23:01You went last time.
00:23:02All right, well, take the torch.
00:23:06I know you don't do so well in the dark.
00:23:08That's because it's pitch black, you dickhead.
00:23:12Hey, don't forget who's in charge, eh?
00:23:15Sorry.
00:23:17Just don't crash a plane while I'm on.
00:23:19Yeah.
00:23:20I will do my best.
00:23:27Excuse.
00:23:28Everything is or can hold.
00:23:30There is nothing to worry about, sir.
00:23:32There is just a little bit of turbulence.
00:23:33No, no.
00:23:34You don't understand.
00:23:35They are very fragile.
00:23:37Like this.
00:23:37It could be catastrophic.
00:23:39There is absolutely nothing to worry about, sir.
00:23:42Everything in the hold is safe and secure.
00:23:44You don't know.
00:23:46I have to check.
00:23:47Please remain in your seat.
00:23:48You don't understand.
00:23:51Take a seat, sir.
00:23:52It is a biological phenomenon.
00:23:55I am sure it is, sir.
00:23:57Look, try to remain calm.
00:23:58I can guarantee it's safety.
00:24:00Now, please take a seat.
00:24:04Everything is going to be fine.
00:24:06Pista.
00:24:09I said nothing.
00:24:14Oh, I think it's coming.
00:24:16Are you crowning, Zachy?
00:24:22I think it's toilet time.
00:24:27There goes Zach.
00:24:30Hey, it's kind of nice out there now.
00:24:32Yeah.
00:24:39I don't know.
00:24:52Okay.
00:24:56Oh, my God.
00:24:58So, let's go.
00:25:28So, let's go.
00:25:58Take a torch with you, wanker.
00:26:18I'm a grunt of this man.
00:26:20I'm not fucking scared of anything.
00:26:22What was that?
00:26:27I fucking hate spiders.
00:26:29What the fuck?
00:26:35I'm a grunt of this man.
00:26:45I'm a grunt of this man.
00:26:47I'm a grunt of this man.
00:26:49Son of a bitch!
00:26:51Fuck!
00:26:52Why is it always me?
00:26:58It's fucking everywhere.
00:27:05What the fuck is going on?
00:27:08What the hell was that?
00:27:31Zach?
00:27:32Didn't that man say something about the halt?
00:27:35Yes, but look, it's fine.
00:27:36Everything's secure.
00:27:38Yeah, I know, but I definitely heard something move down there.
00:27:40Just be Julie.
00:27:43Yeah, Julie.
00:27:47Fuck!
00:27:47Fuck!
00:27:48Fuck!
00:27:49Fuck!
00:27:53Fuck!
00:27:54Oh, my God.
00:28:25That was so good, right?
00:28:27Yeah.
00:28:34Whoa, whoa, wait.
00:28:38You know, give me your number.
00:28:39We could do this again sometime.
00:28:42Um, no.
00:28:45No.
00:28:49Fuck, that was hot.
00:28:51Oh, my God.
00:28:56Oh, my God.
00:29:00Oh, my God.
00:29:04Oh, my God.
00:29:09Oh, my God.
00:29:10Oh, my God.
00:29:13Oh, my God.
00:29:23honey you okay what's the matter my
00:29:45Oh my god! Stuart! Stuart help! Please do something!
00:29:50Sir? Sir? What has he done?
00:29:52He just started composing! No nothing!
00:29:54Everybody stay calm. Come through sir.
00:29:59Kieran? Get the gentleman some water please. Everybody get him up.
00:30:02We need to get him to the medical area immediately.
00:30:04Madam, come with us. Everyone else stay calm please.
00:30:07I'm too long over for this shit.
00:30:10$3,000.
00:30:15Jesus Christ Stephen. Who the hell are you?
00:30:21These readings can't be right.
00:30:23Left one second for mercy.
00:30:34Look at the fucking state of me.
00:30:37Like fucking Nick Fury.
00:30:40What the fuck's going on in this plane?
00:30:42What the fuck's going on in this plane?
00:31:10Yeah that's Defo's act.
00:31:18Wow.
00:31:19He's so overdramatic.
00:31:20Hey! Something serious is going on and we have a right to know what.
00:31:28Hey! What the hell is going on?
00:31:31Sir? We really need you to stay sitting in your seat.
00:31:35you need to stay sitting in your seat. No, this is not on. We'd serve an explanation
00:31:39to what is happening here. You want to know what's going on? Then sit in your seat and
00:31:42shut up. You're going to find out soon enough. What are we supposed to do in the meantime?
00:31:49Wait until somebody else gets hurt. Sir, if you stay sitting in your seats, nobody else
00:31:54is getting hurt. Stephen? Stephen, are you in here?
00:32:05Stephen, if you are messing about again, I will kick your fucking antipodeal. Jesus fucking
00:32:23Christ! Get off me! Get off me! No! Get back! No! No!
00:32:30Fuck! Zach! Zach! What is happening to your asshole? Would you like someone in there
00:32:42with you? Beth? No! Hi, you were in there running. Exactly. It's not my turn. Corinne? Zach,
00:32:50you need to unlock the door. Shit, it's not budging. I think it's shit. It's still budging.
00:32:57Ah! Ah! Get out! I saw it. Get out!
00:33:04I think he's genuinely getting worse. Did that idiot actually lock himself inside?
00:33:13I'll go get a key. We're going to get you out, Zach. No, we're not!
00:33:25Hello? Excuse me? We need help. My friend's trapped in the toilet and he's hurt.
00:33:32Two minutes, Lee. Two minutes!
00:33:35I bet Coco Chanel didn't have to put up with his crap.
00:33:46Okay, so my friend's trapped in the toilet. He's really unwell. We're trying to get him
00:33:50out and... Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Paul! What the hell happened?
00:33:58Spiders. Spiders in the hole. Steve is dead. Oh, my God. Spiders. They got out.
00:34:08Paul, Paul. Run. No, Paul. No, Paul. No, Paul. Spiders? Fucking spiders! Wait, so who's
00:34:19spying the... Oh, my God. There's spiders on the plane!
00:34:23анб facility, see?
00:34:26No, Paul!
00:34:47Oh, my God!
00:34:49Oh!
00:34:50Oh, my God!
00:34:51Come on, come on, come on, come on.
00:35:21Come on, come on, come on, come on.
00:35:51Come on, come on, come on, come on.
00:35:53Oh, fuck. We need to block it up.
00:35:56Cases.
00:35:58Stop them.
00:36:08Come on, come on, come on.
00:36:15Come on, come on.
00:36:20Come on, come on.
00:36:22Get in there.
00:36:24Get in there.
00:36:27That's not going to hold for long.
00:36:30You guys okay?
00:36:33Physically, yeah.
00:36:35Mentally, no.
00:36:38There are dog-sized spiders killing people on a plane two meters away from us.
00:36:45My therapist isn't going to believe this.
00:36:47What are we going to do?
00:36:59What?
00:37:02They really don't cover man-eating spiders in training.
00:37:04Come on, let's get in your job.
00:37:14Yeah.
00:37:22Girls!
00:37:23Girls, where's that?
00:37:24Any chance of that drink yet?
00:37:45How's it hanging in there, Zachy?
00:37:47I've seen bad ideas.
00:37:49How are you?
00:37:50Yeah, fine.
00:37:55The store's still not budging.
00:37:57Shit, man.
00:37:58I just don't know what to do.
00:38:01Are those eight-legged freaks still out there?
00:38:05Yeah, loads.
00:38:07But we're safer now.
00:38:20The store's still out there.
00:38:21Everybody's got involved.
00:38:22Come on, guys.
00:38:23Go, everybody.
00:38:23Where is that?
00:38:24Go, everybody.
00:38:25Come on, guys.
00:38:25We're out for a while.
00:38:26We're out for a while.
00:38:26We're out for a while.
00:38:27I'm going to help you.
00:38:29Get in there.
00:38:31We're out.
00:38:31We're out.
00:38:32We're out of now.
00:38:34We're out.
00:38:37We're out.
00:38:41We're out.
00:38:43We're out.
00:38:44We're out.
00:38:45We're out.
00:38:45I don't know.
00:39:15Where the fuck did they come from?
00:39:25I heard the pilot say they were in the hold.
00:39:29So this is the only safe place now.
00:39:32Surely you're not allowed to transport things like that on a commercial flight.
00:39:36No, definitely not.
00:39:37You can't even take a big boy bottle of water on, can you?
00:39:40I don't know if you saw those things, but they weren't exactly normal-sized spiders.
00:39:43There's something wrong with them.
00:39:44Not wrong.
00:39:45Where the fuck did you come from?
00:39:49I'm hiding back here.
00:39:51I know there's no chance of the attack.
00:39:53The strength of earnings is more deadly than any creature on Earth.
00:39:59Biological phenomenon.
00:40:02It was him!
00:40:04He said something about the hold earlier.
00:40:07No.
00:40:08I brought them on board.
00:40:11I am responsible.
00:40:12You're a psycho!
00:40:13Crazy!
00:40:15Are you some kind of terrorist?
00:40:17Yeah, I promise.
00:40:19Maybe take them to America.
00:40:22Take two leading scientific experts to study.
00:40:26This incredible breakthrough.
00:40:28We can alter the genetics of species in base we never thought possible.
00:40:31This is quite impressive.
00:40:33What, so rich pricks can get richer than you?
00:40:36You think this is some kind of scientific breakthrough?
00:40:41Look at what these things have done.
00:40:44All these dead people.
00:40:46They're on you.
00:40:47I do not want this.
00:40:48I do not want to hurt people.
00:40:49I want to help them.
00:40:50You're not doing a very good job, are you, sunshine?
00:40:53You can say that again.
00:40:54Yeah.
00:40:55I don't like your stuffy, stuffy air hostesses.
00:40:58What, Prince?
00:40:59Yeah, yeah, keep doing it.
00:41:01Shh.
00:41:02I think you need to be quiet, you fucking prick.
00:41:10Now this is the only safe space for us.
00:41:14We can't just stay in here forever.
00:41:18She's right.
00:41:18We need to land.
00:41:21The pilot's dead.
00:41:22As is the co-pilot.
00:41:25What?
00:41:26Mm.
00:41:27So who's flying the plane?
00:41:29I must be on autopilot.
00:41:31Yeah, the fuel doesn't last forever.
00:41:36We're going to have to find someone to land this plane.
00:41:38So basically we're fucked.
00:41:46Tyler's free if anyone needs him.
00:41:47Holy shit.
00:41:48What happened to your eye?
00:41:50Don't ask.
00:41:51The little bastard must have crawled into my contact lens.
00:42:10Because I didn't see it until I put it in and it was literally right there staring at me.
00:42:14And it bit you?
00:42:16Well, yeah.
00:42:18Jesus.
00:42:20Thank him for that.
00:42:21The reason they're on this plane.
00:42:23Who the fuck is that guy?
00:42:25Some crazy Russian scientist who's gone and doomed us all.
00:42:29Oh, well, that says it all.
00:42:32Thanks a lot, mate.
00:42:34I'm not crazy.
00:42:37So what are we going to do, in her?
00:42:40Well, we don't have any other choice.
00:42:42We've got to find somebody who can land this plane.
00:42:51No.
00:42:52No, I can't.
00:42:54Of course you can.
00:42:54You've flown planes before.
00:42:56What, you've flown planes before?
00:42:58You kept that quiet, didn't you?
00:43:01My dad taught me to fly when I was younger, but that was a long time ago.
00:43:06I don't know if I could fly something this size, let alone land it.
00:43:11Well, either way, you've got more experience than the rest of us, so I'm all for it, yeah?
00:43:15Yeah, he's right.
00:43:16Thanks.
00:43:17You've got more experience than anyone here, so at this stage, that counts.
00:43:21Right now, he's better than nothing.
00:43:22Yeah.
00:43:23We are running out of time, guys.
00:43:26You don't have to do this.
00:43:28We can find another way.
00:43:31Okay.
00:43:33What?
00:43:46I don't know.
00:43:54I don't know.
00:43:54I don't know.
00:43:58I don't know.
00:44:11Hey, hey.
00:44:23I said run.
00:44:24No.
00:44:25I said shut up and run.
00:44:26Go first.
00:44:27It's closer to me.
00:44:28You go first.
00:44:29Oh man, do it.
00:44:31I'll cover you.
00:44:32Man, trust me.
00:44:37I'll go after you.
00:44:38You go first.
00:44:39Trust me, man.
00:44:40Shut up and run.
00:44:42Go.
00:44:43What do you do?
00:44:44I know what I'm doing, man.
00:45:09We can do this together.
00:45:10You're not alone.
00:45:12I can't lose you guys, too.
00:45:15I can't lose you guys, too.
00:45:16You've always had our back.
00:45:17Now let us have yours.
00:45:18Okay.
00:45:19I can't lose you guys, too.
00:45:20You've always had our back.
00:45:21Now let us have yours.
00:45:23Okay.
00:45:24We need to get to the cockpit.
00:45:25Okay.
00:45:26Okay.
00:45:27So the only way is through there, through the cabin, and up to the cockpit door at the
00:45:28front.
00:45:29Okay.
00:45:30Yeah.
00:45:31Yeah.
00:45:32But the stairs that go up to the cockpit is right next to the house.
00:45:33You're not alone.
00:45:34You're not alone.
00:45:35I can't lose you guys, too.
00:45:36You're not alone.
00:45:37I can't lose you guys.
00:45:38I can't lose you guys.
00:45:39I can't lose you guys.
00:45:40I can't lose you guys.
00:45:41I can't lose you guys.
00:45:42I can't lose you guys.
00:45:44No.
00:45:45I can't lose you guys.
00:45:46You've always had our back.
00:45:47Now let us have yours.
00:45:49Okay.
00:45:50We need to get to the cockpit.
00:45:51Okay.
00:45:52So the only way is through there, through the cabin, and up to the cockpit door at the
00:45:56front.
00:45:57Yeah?
00:45:58Yeah.
00:45:59But the stairs that go up to the cockpit is right next to the hatch that leads down to
00:46:01the hole where the spiders came from.
00:46:03So, unless everyone in there has managed to kill all the spiders,
00:46:08I'm guessing it's a whole lot worse in there than it is in here.
00:46:12How do we know that till we go through and look?
00:46:17Alright, I'll look.
00:46:27It's bad.
00:46:30Great.
00:46:33I guess we have no other choice.
00:46:38It's time to kill some spiders.
00:46:41Yes.
00:47:04So, let's go.
00:47:06I'll do that.
00:47:08OK.
00:47:10I don't know.
00:47:40I'll have that.
00:47:50Deogen and a tennis racket?
00:47:53I mean, I don't exactly carry weapons around with me.
00:47:56It's going to have to do.
00:47:58For you?
00:48:01Always hated PA.
00:48:05For you?
00:48:07Haven't you got anything sharper?
00:48:10I'm out for fucking revenge, man.
00:48:12I'm aiming straight for their beady little eyes.
00:48:16I'm sorry, I haven't got anything to give you guys.
00:48:20Not these.
00:48:23If not, there's always stomping on the fuckers.
00:48:25As long as they're dead, I don't really care.
00:48:27So long.
00:48:28What about me?
00:48:34What did I do?
00:48:35Time, you bring giant, kill our spiders on a plane.
00:48:38You should have a better plan.
00:48:40You know, just on the off chance that all hell breaks loose.
00:48:43I had no choice.
00:48:44You always have a choice.
00:48:52Okay.
00:48:54Plan.
00:48:56We take down the barricade as quickly as we can.
00:48:59I'll run straight through to the cockpit, taking out any eight-legged fucks along the way.
00:49:04You guys cover me until I get to the cockpit door.
00:49:07Okay?
00:49:08Then once we've cleared the area, Kieran and I, we're going to look for survivors.
00:49:13We will?
00:49:16Actually, I'm going to stay back here with that Russian fuck.
00:49:20Yes, you.
00:49:23Well, in case they come from behind.
00:49:26Okay.
00:49:28I'll serve you a drink at the bar, yeah?
00:49:31I have nothing to defend myself, please.
00:49:35Good.
00:49:35Someone didn't even trust you with a wooden spoon, let alone a deadly weapon like this.
00:49:42Just use anything, you idiot.
00:49:45Idiot.
00:49:48Okay.
00:49:49Let's do this.
00:49:50They're more afraid of you than you are of them.
00:49:55They're more afraid of you than you are of them.
00:49:57They're more afraid of you than you are of them.
00:49:58Ooh.
00:50:20Ah!
00:50:50Ah!
00:50:51Ah!
00:50:59Right.
00:51:01Take your health!
00:51:02Take your health!
00:51:03Take your health!
00:51:04Keep your health!
00:51:06No!
00:51:07Ah!
00:51:10Ah!
00:51:11No!
00:51:12No!
00:51:13Ah!
00:51:14Ah!
00:51:15Ah!
00:51:15No!
00:51:16Ah!
00:51:17Run!
00:51:19I still have to get back to my life.
00:51:24This time...
00:51:26I'll be fine.
00:51:30Grab me!
00:51:35I won't let you throw it.
00:51:37No!
00:51:38No!
00:51:40No!
00:51:41No!
00:51:42No!
00:51:44No!
00:51:45No!
00:51:46No!
00:51:48Is that it?
00:51:59Yeah.
00:52:00I think that's all of them.
00:52:03Guys, it's clear.
00:52:05You can come out now.
00:52:08We're coming.
00:52:10Come on.
00:52:12Come on.
00:52:13Yeah, I only look out for my son now.
00:52:19What?
00:52:20I don't trust any of you after the way you treat me.
00:52:22I know you would not help if I needed it.
00:52:24That is my choice.
00:52:26It's my choice.
00:52:27Oh, you're afraid.
00:52:30All right.
00:52:31Stay here.
00:52:32What are those Russian balls?
00:52:36You're a snark.
00:52:38You clapped my balls.
00:52:42Where's Budnik?
00:52:45He's nursing and injury.
00:52:48You're alive.
00:53:09I have to land the plane.
00:53:22Shit.
00:53:22I can't stop the bleeding.
00:53:25Only anyone left.
00:53:29Stay with me.
00:53:29No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
00:53:34You can't die.
00:53:35You need to help me land the plane.
00:53:37I can't move.
00:53:43Use the radio.
00:53:46I'll talk you down.
00:53:50I can't do it.
00:53:51I can't do it.
00:53:53Come on.
00:53:54Let me help you up.
00:53:54Come on.
00:53:55The door.
00:54:03The code.
00:54:05The code.
00:54:08Three.
00:54:12Nine.
00:54:15Three.
00:54:15Nine.
00:54:17Seven.
00:54:18Seven.
00:54:18Three.
00:54:20Nine.
00:54:21Seven.
00:54:21What?
00:54:24No.
00:54:24No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
00:54:29Three.
00:54:30Nine.
00:54:30Seven.
00:54:30What?
00:54:33Please.
00:54:33Please.
00:54:35I can't be alone.
00:54:36Please, please, please.
00:54:44Guys.
00:54:46Hide.
00:54:46Hide.
00:54:46Hide.
00:54:46Hide.
00:54:46Hide.
00:54:47Hide.
00:54:48What the fuck is happening?
00:54:55No, I don't want to die.
00:54:58I don't want to die.
00:54:59You're not going to die.
00:55:00Okay.
00:55:01You're not going to die.
00:55:02I'm kids.
00:55:04I'm not going to die.
00:55:05Look at me.
00:55:06Okay.
00:55:07Yeah.
00:55:08One day.
00:55:09You are going to make a great run.
00:55:11Okay.
00:55:13We're going to get through this.
00:55:14Yeah.
00:55:15We're going to get through this.
00:55:16I'm going to get through this.
00:55:17Get through this.
00:55:25Fuck.
00:55:28Fuck.
00:55:30Fuck, I'm not going to die.
00:55:33Fuck!
00:55:40Fuck!
00:55:46Guys, what are we going to do?
00:55:52Beth?
00:55:53Beth?
00:55:54Beth?
00:55:55Beth?
00:55:56Oh, sorry.
00:55:57Beth.
00:55:58You're going to shoot him?
00:56:01It's only one bullet.
00:56:03I don't think it's going to be enough to kill him.
00:56:08You're going to shoot him?
00:56:13It's only one bullet.
00:56:15I don't think it's going to be enough to kill that thing.
00:56:19What?
00:56:20I go to shooting rangers all the time.
00:56:23Fair enough.
00:56:24That's what we do.
00:56:26You don't think she's going to shoot that?
00:56:28She goes to shooting rangers all the time?
00:56:30That doesn't mean she's good at it.
00:56:31She's never let were done with me, Beth.
00:56:33Guys, shut up.
00:56:34Let me think.
00:56:38Fuck.
00:56:40Ok.
00:56:41Okay.
00:56:42Three nine seven, one.
00:56:45Three nine seven, two.
00:56:48Three nine seven, three.
00:56:50Three nine seven, four.
00:56:55Fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck.
00:56:56Three nine seven eight.
00:56:58Fuck.
00:56:59Three nine seven nine.
00:57:00Yes.
00:57:01Fuck!
00:57:26Mayday! Mayday! Mayday!
00:57:29The pilots are dead. Please, please.
00:57:30Someone help. I need help landing the plane.
00:57:35No. No.
00:57:38Oh, fuck.
00:57:49Please.
00:57:54Come on, come on.
00:57:56Come on, come on.
00:57:57Come on.
00:57:58Come on.
00:58:00Come on.
00:58:01Come on.
00:58:01Come on.
00:58:02Come on.
00:58:02Come on.
00:58:03Come on.
00:58:04Come on.
00:58:05Come on.
00:58:06Come on.
00:58:07Come on.
00:58:08Come on.
00:58:09Come on.
00:58:10Here's what we're going to do.
00:58:11Come on.
00:58:12Guys, sneak to the plane.
00:58:13Find yourself a chair.
00:58:14Find yourself a chair and strap yourself in.
00:58:16I'll distract the big fucker.
00:58:18I don't know.
00:58:19No.
00:58:20What I'll do is I'll wait for it to be in place and I'll shoot out one of the windows, which
00:58:22will suck it out, which will give us time to get to the cockpit.
00:58:25But when you get blown out too?
00:58:27I'll strap myself in as well.
00:58:28Oh, come on.
00:58:29Oh, come on.
00:58:30Come on, guys.
00:58:31I know it can be useless sometimes, but we need to help Kareen and this is all we've got.
00:58:35Beth, you're not useless.
00:58:37This is insane.
00:58:38I've got this.
00:58:39All right.
00:58:40Fine.
00:58:41Just come back, okay?
00:58:42I will.
00:58:43Remember, hold on for dear life, okay?
00:58:44I love you guys.
00:58:45You've got this.
00:58:46Let's do this.
00:58:47Hey, you moody bitch.
00:58:48I'm over here.
00:58:49Come and get me.
00:58:50Woo!
00:58:51I'm over here.
00:58:52Come and get me.
00:58:53I'm over here.
00:58:54Come and get me.
00:58:55I'm over here.
00:58:56Come and get me.
00:58:57I'm only going home, unbi, unbi.
00:58:58I'm over here.
00:58:59I know.
00:59:00Maybe you'd try.
00:59:01Something got it, like mymayı, unbi.
00:59:02There's no way up!
00:59:03If man does just go on needed, you've got it!
00:59:04Don't know.
00:59:05I just want this substances.
00:59:07Let's do this.
00:59:08Hey, you moody bitch!
00:59:10Come over here.
00:59:12Come and get me!
00:59:13Come and get me!
00:59:16I'm-
00:59:17I'm.
00:59:18I'm over here.
00:59:19Come and get me!
00:59:23Spin this, motherfucker.
00:59:41Oh, God!
00:59:53Come on, Dad.
01:00:13Corrine?
01:00:15Dad?
01:00:17Are you there?
01:00:19Corrine, is that you, Corrine?
01:00:21Dad, can you hear me?
01:00:24Yes, I can hear you, darling.
01:00:26Jesus Christ, where are you calling from?
01:00:28I'm calling from the plane.
01:00:31From the...
01:00:32What, are you sure this isn't a bloody Reading thing?
01:00:34No, Dad.
01:00:36I know this is going to sound crazy,
01:00:39but there are giant killer spiders on board.
01:00:42They've killed nearly every person here, including the pilots.
01:00:47It's just me and my friends.
01:00:49I don't know what to do.
01:00:50I need your help.
01:00:55Dad?
01:00:56Dad?
01:00:59I'm here.
01:01:01Right, this is what we're going to do.
01:01:03You're going to reprogram the FMS, okay?
01:01:05Okay.
01:01:09Okay.
01:01:10Okay.
01:01:13Okay.
01:01:14So, what I want you to do,
01:01:16start pulling back on the throttle really slowly, right?
01:01:19I'll contact air traffic control and tell them that you're coming, okay?
01:01:23Okay.
01:01:23Okay.
01:01:25You're doing really well, darling.
01:01:27All right?
01:01:28Just keep your composure.
01:01:30Shit!
01:01:33Dad, I...
01:01:33I can't do this!
01:01:35Yes, you can.
01:01:36I'm losing control.
01:01:38I'm sorry.
01:01:39No!
01:01:40No, no.
01:01:42No, I can't lose you as well.
01:01:43I'm sorry.
01:01:44I can't.
01:01:47I miss her so much, Dad.
01:01:52I know, me too.
01:01:55Then where were you?
01:01:59I don't know.
01:02:00But I'm here.
01:02:03Okay?
01:02:05And I know that doesn't make up for it.
01:02:08But I love you so much.
01:02:11Your mum and I both do.
01:02:14I'm not saving her.
01:02:15It will be the biggest regret of my life.
01:02:17But...
01:02:18I'm here now.
01:02:20And you will land this plane.
01:02:22And you will land this plane.
01:02:52I'm here now.
01:02:56Yeah.
01:02:57I'm here on the Internet.
01:03:07I don't know.
01:03:08I don't know.
01:03:09I don't know.
01:03:13I don't know.
01:03:16I don't know you.
01:03:18Oh, my God.
01:04:18Karine. Karine?
01:04:22I'm here. It's okay.
01:04:26So once you get below 10,000 feet, it's just like riding a bike.
01:04:32A giant spider-infested bike.
01:04:38So I want you to deactivate the autopilot, and then you've just got to nail the landing.
01:04:45Just nail it, yeah?
01:04:46You've got it.
01:04:49Okay. Okay.
01:04:55Karine?
01:04:57Dad?
01:04:59Karine?
01:05:00Dad!
01:05:02Dad!
01:05:04Karine!
01:05:05Oh, fuck.
01:05:07That's all I love is sweet.
01:05:35Oh, fuck.
01:05:37Oh, my God.
01:05:39Oh, fuck.
01:05:39Oh, fuck.
01:05:40Oh, fuck.
01:05:41Oh, fuck.
01:05:42Oh, fuck.
01:05:44I haven't been so happy to see you in my life.
01:06:08You should have seen Bess.
01:06:10She turned into a fucking special ops agent.
01:06:12Well, you know, when the pressure's on, someone's got to take control.
01:06:16I always knew you were a dark horse.
01:06:17I know I'm half blind right now, but are you really flying this plane?
01:06:23Yeah, sort of.
01:06:24I was just on the phone to my dad, but the signal cut.
01:06:28And, uh, the radios are busted, so.
01:06:32Are we going to make it?
01:06:33Yeah.
01:06:34My dad's got us heading back towards the airport, so as soon as we're below 10,000 feet, yeah,
01:06:41we're going to make it.
01:06:41You know what?
01:06:45This whole thing has got me thinking.
01:06:47If we make it out of this, I'm going to change my life around.
01:06:51No more distractions.
01:06:53I'm going to focus on me now.
01:06:54That's very nice, Gracie.
01:06:56Yeah.
01:06:57Well, I guess you've just got to be attacked by hundreds of giant clasper.
01:07:00That's a poor thing, some respect of it.
01:07:03Guys, look.
01:07:04We're going to make it.
01:07:09Well, thank God, because I was starting to get really light.
01:07:13Oh, my God, Gracie.
01:07:15Look how much you're bleeding.
01:07:16Oh, my God.
01:07:16I saw a first-year kid downstairs.
01:07:19I'm going to go and get her.
01:07:19Zach, do not.
01:07:20No way.
01:07:21Listen, she's not fine.
01:07:23I'm fine.
01:07:24We killed them things.
01:07:25Kareem, concentrate on land on the plane.
01:07:27Beth, look after Gracie.
01:07:29No, Zach.
01:07:29Don't.
01:07:30Don't.
01:07:30No, Zach.
01:07:32Dumbass.
01:07:32Fucking dickhead.
01:07:34Fuck.
01:07:36Oh, fuck.
01:07:50Fuck.
01:07:52Fuck.
01:07:55Fuck.
01:08:02Fuck.
01:08:03Fuck.
01:08:03Let's go.
01:08:33Gracie, Gracie, look, we're nearly there, okay?
01:08:42Wouldn't it be easier if we just jump out of the plane?
01:08:45I'm sure there's person somewhere.
01:08:47That's your concussion talking.
01:08:49We're not jumping out of the fucking plane.
01:08:51You want to suck the fun out of everything.
01:08:53Yeah, well, you weren't complaining earlier.
01:08:56You know what?
01:08:57I never got that drinks menu.
01:08:59We are going to get so many cocktails.
01:09:01Just stay awake, okay?
01:09:02Okay.
01:09:04Oh, by the way, I slept with someone in the toilet.
01:09:08You did what?
01:09:10Was he cute?
01:09:12Yeah.
01:09:12He's probably dead now.
01:09:14Oh.
01:09:15Yeah.
01:09:17At least I don't have to call him.
01:09:18Yeah?
01:09:19Easier than ghosting.
01:09:21Oh, my God.
01:09:22It's so awful.
01:09:24Oh, fuck.
01:09:25Oh, shit.
01:09:29Shit.
01:09:29They're not.
01:09:30They're not.
01:09:31No.
01:09:31Zach?
01:09:32Gracie?
01:09:33What are you doing?
01:09:34No!
01:09:35Gracie!
01:09:36Gracie.
01:09:40Gracie!
01:09:40Zach!
01:09:41Gracie, see, wait.
01:09:42Zach?
01:09:43Zach?
01:09:43Zach?
01:09:45Oh, shit.
01:09:47Oh, fuck.
01:09:49Fuck.
01:09:49Okay, what do we do?
01:09:50What do we do?
01:09:51No!
01:09:52Zach!
01:09:54Fuck, you're all right?
01:09:55It's a bit stronger, look.
01:09:57Fuck!
01:09:58Oh, fuck.
01:10:02Fuck!
01:10:03Daddy, one!
01:10:05No!
01:10:06Oh, fuck!
01:10:07Stop!
01:10:10Stop!
01:10:11Hey, come, come.
01:10:12He's all right.
01:10:13He's all right.
01:10:13Hey, he's all right.
01:10:15Oh, fuck.
01:10:16Oh, fuck.
01:10:17Oh, fuck.
01:10:19Gracie, no!
01:10:21No!
01:10:22Stop!
01:10:23No!
01:10:27Tracy! Tracy!
01:10:29Tracy!
01:10:31Tracy!
01:10:33Tracy!
01:10:35Tracy, do not let go, okay?
01:10:37Tracy, come on!
01:10:39You can fucking do it!
01:10:41No, no, no!
01:10:43I love you guys!
01:10:45No!
01:10:47No!
01:10:49No!
01:10:51No!
01:10:53No!
01:10:55No!
01:10:57No!
01:10:59No!
01:11:01No!
01:11:03No!
01:11:33Where the hell have you been?
01:11:40Beth?
01:11:41Beth?
01:11:42Beth?
01:11:43Beth?
01:11:44Beth?
01:11:45Beth, where are Zach and Gracie?
01:11:49Beth?
01:11:50Beth?
01:11:51Beth?
01:11:52Beth, where are they?
01:11:54Beth?
01:11:55Beth?
01:12:01Beth, where are they?
01:12:13Fuck!
01:12:14Fuck off!
01:12:15For God's sake!
01:12:20Beth?
01:12:21This is Beth.
01:12:22I'm going to need you to buckle your seatbelt now, okay?
01:12:25Beth, buckle your seatbelt on.
01:12:32Buckle up, fucker.
01:12:34No!
01:12:36No!
01:12:37No!
01:12:37No!
01:12:38No!
01:12:40No!
01:12:42No!
01:12:47No!
01:12:52Holy fuck, you did it!
01:12:55Okay, great, so I'm going to put you down
01:13:24over 500 orders of the baby blue tartan skirt and the pink sweater vest.
01:13:30So the bag is actually on Marc Jacobs, but I could call Marc and see how quickly he can
01:13:33get some over to you.
01:13:34Okay, great.
01:13:35Okay, bye.
01:13:36It's been one month since the eight-legged flight disaster where four 20-year-olds landed
01:13:43a spider-infested commercial flight, which tragically only had three survivors.
01:13:49The three survivors wished to remain anonymous, but felt that their friend, Gracie Townsend,
01:13:53should be known as a hero, as without her, they would all have lost their lives.
01:13:58There are still more questions than answers.
01:14:00How did the victims survive this horrific incident?
01:14:02Where did the spiders come from?
01:14:04And are there still more out there?
01:14:07Back to you, Tom.
01:14:09I can't believe it's been a month already.
01:14:12I can't stop thinking about her.
01:14:15Yeah.
01:14:16Me too.
01:14:17I'm going to take her bag over to her folks' place later if you want to come.
01:14:22Yeah.
01:14:23I'll come.
01:14:24That'd be nice.
01:14:25Ew!
01:14:26Zach, stop creeping around.
01:14:27It's grossing me out.
01:14:28You said if you kept doing it we could take him to a lab.
01:14:30I'm a serious fashion blogger now, Corrine.
01:14:31I can't be living like this.
01:14:32It's like having our own little pet.
01:14:33No.
01:14:34A pet is a bunny rabbit or a puppy dog.
01:14:35This is like living with a fucking Halloween decoration.
01:14:36I swear this is the best thing that's happened to me.
01:14:37I swear this is the best thing that's happened to me.
01:14:50I swear this is the best thing that's happened to me.
01:15:20All right.
01:15:25Everyone's going is on your own side-up, too.
01:15:41I swear this will be the best for Lif turbulence Josie or Sam, baby.
01:15:43Then there's that there is this
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