Master of None

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Dev, un comédien new-yorkais de 30 ans, est incapable de prendre des décisions, que ce soit pour le choix d'un menu ou pour avancer dans sa carrière. Bien qu'il n'ait joué que dans des publicités, il rêve de démarrer une carrière au cinéma. Sa vie sentimentale n'est guère plus glorieuse. Second rôle dans "Parks and Recreations", Aziz Ansari tient la tête d'affiche dans cette série humoristique ambitieuse, qui a recueilli d'excellentes critiques dès sa diffusion sur Netflix.

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00:00Oh, fuck, fuck.

00:02What? What happened?

00:03The condom broke.

00:04But you didn't finish, right? It's fine.

00:06Yeah, but there's those little guys that come out before the big party, you know?

00:10I want to get the pill.

00:14Me and this young lady were...

00:17Yep, there it is.

00:19Oh, no, no. Please, I got it.

00:22My treat.

00:26We need you to do an accent.

00:28You mean like an Indian accent?

00:29You know, Ben Kingsley did an accent in Gandhi, and he won the Oscar for it, so...

00:34But he didn't win the Oscar just for doing the accent.

00:36I mean, it wasn't an Oscar for Best Indian Accent.

00:41You see the social network?

00:42The Indian guy is a white guy.

00:44No, no, I read that he's 116th Indian.

00:46Who cares? If you go back far enough, we're all 116th something.

00:48I'm probably 116th black.

00:49You think they're going to let me play Blade?

00:52Whoever you're dating now at this stage, it could be who you end up with.

00:55It's a big decision. It's hard.

00:56How many women did you meet before you decided on Ma?

00:58Two?

00:59Two? That's it? What was wrong with the first lady?

01:01It's a little bit too tall.

01:03As soon as she stood up, I was like, oh, no.

01:06You have to learn to make decisions, man.

01:08You want a chance?

01:09Part of me is like, yeah, it'd be an amazing experience.

01:13Black lady!

01:15Chinese, man!

01:15Hey, hey, hey.

01:16Don't yell out people's ethnicities.

01:21There are a million things that guys have no clue about that are so annoying.

01:24Like what?

01:25So you remember when we went to brunch and we both Instagrammed a picture of that frittata?

01:28Oh, that frittata was fluffy as hell.

01:30What are your comments?

01:31Yumtown. Population div.

01:33Check mine out.

01:33I want to fuck your face.

01:36When you close your eyes, do you see Dev and Rachel in a cozy house with little devs running around?

01:43I just see black.

01:46This is Dev.

01:46We're seeing each other.

01:48You seem very nice.

01:50I'll admit, I was a little worried.

01:51Some of my friends have racist grandmas.

01:53Oh, I see.

01:54You assumed I was a racist just because I'm old.

01:57Well, now the tables have turned.

01:58I'm sorry.

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