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00:30The Air has issued a city-wide alert.
00:59The governor's office is expected to declare a state of emergency within the hour.
01:03As of this report, the entire municipal area has been evacuated.
01:08We are under attack.
01:10Things so monstrous.
01:12Terror unleashed from the sacred cotton candy plates of our dreams.
01:16If anyone is out there listening, get out of town before it gets to you.
01:21And I'm out of here.
01:22It sure was nice of your sister to lend us her car so we could go to Wheatland.
01:32Ah, who would have thought going to a theme park with a grain motif could be so much fun?
01:37What's going on here?
01:38And that fiber diet roller coaster, man riding a bran muffin through a giant digestive tract.
01:45Truly thrilling.
01:46We haven't seen anyone since we got inside city limits.
01:49You're right, Arthur.
01:51The traffic did seem a little light for this time of day.
01:54Where is everybody?
01:55Don't know.
01:56But it's starting to smell a little like danger in here.
02:00Or heavily fried food.
02:02Hey, guys.
02:04Say, would you mind if I borrowed your car?
02:07You see, I'm sort of in a hurry.
02:08And we need to get out of town.
02:10Oh, yeah.
02:10Bad.
02:11Very bad.
02:11Uh-oh.
02:20Hey, look.
02:21It's the Civic Minded Five.
02:24Are we ever glad to see you guys?
02:26Say, can we borrow your car?
02:28We've got to get out of town.
02:29What's your hurry, four-legged man?
02:31Yeah.
02:31Would someone please tell us what's going on around here?
02:35You mean you don't know?
02:36The city's been evacuated.
02:38There's already been untold destruction.
02:40It's coming.
02:43Tick, maybe you can do something to stop it.
02:47What is it?
02:51That's it.
02:52Yeah, bad.
02:53Very bad.
02:55Oh, for Pete.
02:56How bad can it be?
02:58I'll just trot around the corner and make quick work of it.
03:00Be back in a jib.
03:04Whoa.
03:17Clown smash!
03:18Clown smash!
03:19It's a clown.
03:28Perhaps I can reason with it.
03:31Hey there, Happy.
03:34You know, you really pack a wallop.
03:37But I don't get it.
03:38Clowns aren't supposed to smash.
03:40They're supposed to make people laugh.
03:42Clown smash!
03:43Watch out, Tick.
03:47He looks like he's going to charge.
03:48Nonsense, Arthur.
03:49Clowns don't charge.
03:50They scamper.
03:52They waddle.
03:53They taper.
03:54They do funny little jigs to amuse.
03:56Evidently, angry clowns do charge.
04:02Okay, Clown.
04:04The Tick is closing your little circus down.
04:11That's it.
04:12Keep on trucking.
04:13Ha!
04:13Ha!
04:20Hello?
04:21Hello, Clown?
04:22Yeah!
04:23Ha ha ha!
04:24Yeah!
04:24Woohoo!
04:25Thank you, Lord.
04:26Well, once again, we find that clowning and anarchy don't mix.
04:31And even though evil may wear big, funny pants, it...
04:34Clown crush!
04:39Ooh, clown hug.
04:41Crushing body.
04:42Need to muster strength.
04:45Break.
04:46Freaky!
04:46Ha!
04:49Ha ha ha!
04:51Ha!
04:55Ha!
04:57Okay, people.
04:58Important note.
04:59Do not touch the nose.
05:02Ha!
05:02Clown smashed all!
05:10No!
05:11That's my sister's car!
05:18Parade.
05:21All right, laughing boy.
05:22I'm gonna have to put you down before you do some real damage.
05:25Tick, clown!
05:33Incoming!
05:37Tick!
05:38Forget about the tick, Arthur.
05:39We've got to worry about ourselves.
05:44Clown smashed!
05:45Tick!
05:46Tick!
05:58Tick!
05:59Tick!
06:00This is your mind speaking.
06:05Oh, hi.
06:07Sorry I haven't been around much lately.
06:09I'm easily distracted by shiny objects.
06:12Yes, shiny objects are good.
06:13Where am I?
06:15We, I, outer space looks like.
06:18Outer space.
06:19Wow.
06:20I thought there was an awful lot of space.
06:24Why am I here?
06:26Well, that I don't know.
06:27But I guess...
06:28Hey, did you just ask an existentialist question?
06:32I don't know, did I?
06:33You did, you did.
06:35Say something else all smart and philosophical.
06:37Huh, it's pretty cold out here.
06:41Yes, yes, it's so true.
06:43We're all born into the cold, unyielding world of nothing.
06:46No blankets, no glove and scarf gift sets.
06:49And why?
06:50Why?
06:51You're pretty goofy.
06:53Oh, yes, yes.
06:54Oh, what a goofy work is, man.
06:57Yes!
06:57I never knew we were such a spiritual seeker.
06:59Me neither.
07:00This could be a big chance.
07:01Tick, let's go on a psychic journey of self-discovery.
07:06Okay.
07:07Great, great.
07:08So, uh, relax and fall into a deep press.
07:11No problem.
07:12You're falling deeper and deeper into your own consciousness.
07:29We're getting creamed here.
07:30We need to withdraw.
07:32Arthur, I tend to agree.
07:34Something must be done.
07:35Can anyone stop that thing?
07:37Heroes!
07:38He can stop the clown.
07:44This is Dr. Bud Frontier.
07:47He's the man who created that monster.
07:50Bud.
07:51You created that thing?
07:53Did my taxes pay for this?
07:54Bad.
07:55Very bad.
07:56I'm sorry.
07:57I haven't got time to explain right now.
07:58I've got to deal with Proto-Clown.
08:04So, stop.
08:05Stop this madness.
08:08Proto-Clown, listen to me.
08:10Why are you doing this?
08:11You are not meant to be a force of devastation.
08:13You have everything a clown could want.
08:16Everything necessary to make the world forget its troubles and laugh.
08:20That's right, Proto-Clown.
08:22Don't you see?
08:23You're really funny.
08:24Don't you see?
08:24You're really funny.
