Ceo's Baby Mama Secretary

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00:00Boss! Your sperm stored at the bank was stolen by Miss Vance for artificial insemination!

00:25What? I'm pregnant?

00:27Yes. Congratulations.

00:29You're not sick. It's very normal to feel dizzy and nauseous because of the pregnancy.

00:35How is this possible? I've never even slept with someone. How could I be pregnant?

00:38If you decide you don't want to keep the baby, I can help schedule a termination procedure for you.

00:45I'll have to think about it.

00:52Did you find Miss Vance yet?

00:54Not yet. She's probably hiding from you.

00:56Keep looking.

00:58Yes, sir.

00:59Oh my god. How am I supposed to explain this to Danny?

01:03We're getting married next month and now I'm pregnant?

01:06I don't even know who the father is!

01:08Wait!

01:21Shhhh.

01:22Shit.

01:23Shit, I don't even have enough money to pay for an abortion.

01:32Why does she look so familiar?

01:44Goddamn OCD.

01:53You asshole!

02:02There was a thread.

02:04Oh, that's a really lame excuse, you pervert.

02:07That's not the type of guy that I am.

02:08Explain it to the police.

02:11Wait, you don't know who I am, do you?

02:20Shit, he's the new CEO.

02:23Oh, thank goodness.

02:37The doctor said you just fainted in an elevator.

02:39I'm so worried.

02:41I'm fine.

02:41Oh, thank goodness.

02:43Mr. Vanderbilt.

02:52I'm so sorry.

02:54Oh, something, please.

02:55Don't move, you're pregnant.

02:56What?

02:59Danny, it's not what you think.

03:01Test result shows she's one month long.

03:03So she's pregnant?

03:07Are you kidding me?

03:09You dirty slut!

03:11You wouldn't even let me touch you when you're going around fucking other men.

03:15You bitch.

03:17Who the fuck are you?

03:25Don't you lay a fucking hand on her.

03:28So you're the fucker that knocked her up!

03:31What?

03:32Ow!

03:35Choose your words carefully.

03:38You'll pay for this.

03:50You okay?

03:51I swear I've never been with anyone.

03:55The premier, I'll check.

03:59What?

04:00You put the sperm into someone else?

04:02I, it was all my fault.

04:04I didn't double check the name.

04:06I thought it was you.

04:07You idiot!

04:08You have ruined everything for me!

04:11I'm so sorry.

04:13I'll do whatever you say.

04:15Take them to your grave.

04:17Or I will end your career.

04:21Give me the woman's information.

04:30Jasmine Thompson.

04:32Finn.

04:38Lyra.

04:41Do you actually have my baby inside you?

04:44Of course.

04:45The, the doctor said that I was one month pregnant.

04:48The baby is perfectly healthy.

04:52Who the hell is she, Finn?

04:58Who the hell is she, Finn?

05:00I, I was just feeling a little lightheaded.

05:02This gentleman was helping me.

05:07I can take it from here.

05:14Jasmine Thompson.

05:16Please, have a seat.

05:20She is Jasmine Thompson?

05:22You stole my sperm?

05:29I love you so much, Finn.

05:31I, I wanted to have your baby.

05:34And this is what Mrs. Vanderbilt has always wanted, right?

05:38Stop blaming Lyra, Finn.

05:40It's not her fault.

05:42You almost died in the mountains three years ago.

05:45And you're the only heir to our family.

05:46We had no choice but to bank your sperm.

05:51Everyone knows you two have a, a thing.

05:54Why don't you just be a family and have a kid?

05:58We're not a thing, okay?

06:00I have no feelings for her.

06:02Your child is in her belly.

06:03What would you expect her to do?

06:05Get rid of it.

06:08Over my dead body.

06:10As long as I'm alive, this child stays.

06:13Mother, you have no say over my wife.

06:14You're talking about my grandchild.

06:19Mrs. Vanderbilt.

06:21Don't worry, Lyra.

06:22I will make sure you get the best care you can get

06:25to bring this child into the world.

06:26I will make sure that bitch loses his child.

06:41I'm really sorry.

06:43I mixed up the names.

06:45I artificially inseminated you.

06:49Who's the father?

06:51The sperm was from an anonymous donor.

06:54We don't know who he is.

06:56If you don't want to keep the child,

07:03you can terminate the pregnancy.

07:05I'll take full responsibility and pay for it.

07:08What am I supposed to do about this pregnancy?

07:11Everything's such a mess.

07:16Just behave.

07:18Do everything I say,

07:20or you're fucking dead.

07:24Please don't hurt me.

07:25I don't have any money,

07:26but I'll give you everything I have.

07:30Such a beauty.

07:32What a pity.

07:35Do whatever you want with her.

07:37Just make sure she loses the baby.

07:48Please.

07:48I'm pregnant.

07:49Well, that'll just make it even more exciting.

08:02You fucking bitch.

08:05Now you're dead.

08:12Leave her alone.

08:13Leave her alone.

08:14Leave her alone.

08:19You okay?

08:34Do you know this man?

08:36Take him to the place.

08:39Yes, sir.

08:41What are you doing here?

08:42I'm just trying to go to work.

08:46Shit, I'm already late.

08:47Let's see.

08:47Look.

09:04These are the financial records from Last Warrior.

09:08Mr. van der Waal.

09:10Thanks.

09:10Keith!

09:31Yes, sir.

09:32Keith, please reassign Ellie to PR.

09:35I need my employees to work for me, not throw themselves at me.

09:38Yes, sir.

09:39But, Mr. Vanderbilt, I look up to you so much, and I only want to be your secretary.

09:45Well, then get one.

10:02Bring me Jasmine. She can be my secretary.

10:05Trying to seduce the CEO.

10:10Who does she think she is?

10:12She'll make a perfect ornament in the PR department.

10:18How did that little bitch even get to be Mr. Vanderbilt's secretary?

10:23Who knows?

10:23She sucks at work.

10:26But she might be good at sucking something else.

10:32Shit!

10:34I lost my glasses.

10:43Mr. Vanderbilt?

10:44I'm sorry. I didn't have my glasses on. I couldn't see you.

10:51It's okay. It's payback for when I touched your butt.

11:00Mr. Vanderbilt. I'm sorry. I didn't have my glasses on. I couldn't see you.

11:14It's okay. It's payback for when I touched your butt.

11:18Sorry about that.

11:19Do you know why I made you my secretary, Jasmine?

11:24Um, yeah.

11:27Because I'm a workaholic.

11:29And I will respect your boundaries.

11:32How's the baby?

11:36Baby's fine.

11:38But

11:38I think I am going to get an abortion.

11:42Well, if you do, you can

11:47take a week off.

11:52Can you drive?

11:53I can.

11:54You'll be my driver tonight.

11:55Keith's busy.

11:57Okay.

12:06The Monet Hotel is a really nice dessert bar.

12:09Treat yourself.

12:10Order whatever you like.

12:12Oh, thanks.

12:16The boss isn't as cool as people say.

12:29Thank you, boss, for the treat.

12:37Mmm.

12:38Oh, it just melts in the mouth.

12:39Expensive stuff really does taste better.

12:43Hm.

12:46What do you say we get

12:47presidential sweeper tonight?

12:49Ooh.

12:50Danny?

12:53Danny?

12:57And Linda?

12:59What are you doing here?

13:01Trying to get laid with your fuck buddy?

13:03Behave, anybody here like pregnant women.

13:09Have you been cheating on me this whole time?

13:12Long before you did, bitch.

13:15I can't believe you've actually dated her, Danny.

13:18She was such a joke in high school,

13:20and it looks like she still is.

13:22Ha ha.

13:23Have you been cheating on me this whole time?

13:25Then why did you humiliate and hit me at the hospital?

13:28Because you're a two-faced slut!

13:30You wouldn't let me lay a finger on you acting like a saint

13:34while you fucked around behind my back?

13:36Oh, really?

13:38I had no idea she was such a slut under that tragic outfit.

13:43I told you it was a mistake.

13:44No, who fucking cares?

13:47Let's be honest, I never liked you.

13:50You were nothing more than a cash cow to me.

13:53My only regret is that I didn't fuck you when I had the chance.

14:11What a waste.

14:13That cake deserves better than a piece of shit like you.

14:17You bitch.

14:23How dare you touch my girlfriend?

14:30Girlfriend?

14:31Girlfriend?

14:32Girlfriend?

14:33Girlfriend?

14:34Girlfriend?

14:35Girlfriend?

14:36Girlfriend?

14:37Girlfriend?

14:38I love you!

14:39Girlfriend?

14:40Girlfriend?

14:41Girlfriend?

14:42Girlfriend?

14:44Girlfriend?

14:45Girlfriend?

14:46Girlfriend!

14:47Boss!

14:48Your sperm stored at the bank was stolen by Miss Vance for artificial insemination.

14:53Your sperm stored at the bank was stolen by Ms. Vance for artificial insemination.

14:58What? I'm pregnant?

15:00Yes. Congratulations.

15:02You're not sick.

15:03It's very normal to feel dizzy and nauseous because of the pregnancy.

15:08How is this possible? I've never even slept with someone. How could I be pregnant?

15:12If you decide you don't want to keep the baby, I can help schedule a termination procedure for you.

15:19I'll have to think about it.

15:23Did you find Ms. Vance yet?

15:27Not yet. She's probably hiding from you.

15:30Keep looking.

15:31Yes, sir.

15:33Oh my god. How am I supposed to explain this to Danny?

15:36We're getting married next month and now I'm pregnant? I don't even know who the father is!

15:42Wait!

15:53I don't even have enough money to pay for an abortion!

16:06Why does she look so familiar?

16:07Goddamn OCD!

16:23There was a thread!

16:37Oh, that's a really lame excuse, you pervert!

16:40That's not the type of guy that I am.

16:41Explain it to the police!

16:44Wait, you don't know who I am, do you?

16:53Shit! He's the new CEO!

17:01What the?

17:07How do you... Oh, thank goodness.

17:10The doctor said you just fainted in an elevator. I'm so worried.

17:14I'm fine.

17:15Thank goodness.

17:23Mr. Vanderbilt, I'm so sorry.

17:27Oh, something, please. Don't move, you're pregnant.

17:30What?

17:32Danny, it's not what you think.

17:34Test result shows she's one month's long.

17:39So she's pregnant?

17:41Are you kidding me?

17:43You dirty slut!

17:45You wouldn't even let me touch you and you're going around fucking other men!

17:49You bitch!

17:53Who the fuck are you?

17:58Don't you lay a fucking hand on her.

18:02So you're the fucker that knocked her up!

18:08Choose your words carefully.

18:18You'll pay for this!

18:23You okay?

18:24I swear I've never been with anyone.

18:28The premier, I'll check.

18:33What?

18:34You put the sperm into someone else?

18:36I...

18:36It was all my fault.

18:38I didn't double check the name.

18:39I thought it was you.

18:40You idiot!

18:41You have ruined everything for me!

18:44I'm so sorry.

18:46I'll do whatever you say.

18:47Take it to your grave, or I will end your career.

18:54Give me the woman's information.

19:02Jasmine Thompson.

19:04Finn.

19:12Lyra.

19:15Do you actually have my baby inside you?

19:18Of course.

19:19The doctor said that I was one month pregnant.

19:21The baby is perfectly healthy.

19:26Who the hell is she, Finn?

19:27I was just feeling a little lightheaded.

19:29This gentleman was helping me.

19:34I can take it from here.

19:41Jasmine Thompson.

19:44Please, have a seat.

19:48She is Jasmine Thompson?

19:54You stole my sperm?

19:56I love you so much, Finn.

19:58I wanted to have your baby.

20:01And this is what Mrs. Vanderbilt has always wanted, right?

20:05Stop blaming Lyra Finn.

20:08It's not her fault.

20:10You almost died in the mountains three years ago,

20:12and you're the only heir to our family.

20:14We had no choice but to bank your sperm.

20:18Everyone knows you two have a thing.

20:21Why don't you just be a family and have a kid?

20:26We're not a thing, okay?

20:27I have no feelings for her.

20:29Your child is in her belly.

20:31What would you expect her to do?

20:34Get rid of it.

20:36Over my dead body.

20:38As long as I'm alive, this child stays.

20:40Mother, you have no say over my wife.

20:41You're talking about my grandchild.

20:46This is Vanderbilt.

20:48Don't worry, Lyra.

20:50I will make sure you get the best care you can get to bring this child into the world.

20:54I will make sure that bitch loses his child.

21:09I'm really sorry.

21:11I mixed up the names.

21:12I artificially inseminated you.

21:16Who's the father?

21:18This sperm was from an anonymous donor.

21:21We don't know who he is.

21:24If you don't want to keep the child, you can terminate the pregnancy.

21:32I'll take full responsibility and pay for it.

21:35What am I supposed to do about this pregnancy?

21:39Everything's such a mess.

21:43Just behave.

21:45Do everything I say or you're fucking dead.

21:52Please don't hurt me.

21:53I don't have any money, but I'll give you everything I have.

21:58Such a beauty.

22:00What a pity.

22:02Do whatever you want with her.

22:04Just make sure she loses the baby.

22:15Please.

22:15I'm pregnant.

22:17Well, that'll just make it even more exciting.

22:29You fucking bitch.

22:32Now you're dead.

22:33Leave her alone.

22:42Leave her alone.

22:44You okay?

23:01Do you know this man?

23:04No.

23:05Take him to the place.

23:07Yes, sir.

23:07What are you doing here?

23:10Just trying to go to work.

23:13Shit, I'm already late.

23:14No one.

23:15I'm...

23:15No one is.

23:20No one is.

23:23No one is.

23:26None is.

23:28No one is.

23:32These are the financial reports from my supporter, Mr. Vanderva.

23:35Mr. Vanderbilt.

23:37Thanks.

23:54Keith!

23:58Yes, sir.

24:00Keith, please reassign Ellie to PR.

24:02I need my employees to work for me, not throw themselves at me.

24:05Yes, sir.

24:07But Mr. Vanderbilt, I look up to you so much, and I only want to be your secretary.

24:12Well, then get in line.

24:14Bring me Jasmine. She can be my secretary.

24:32Trying to seduce the CEO. Who does she think she is?

24:39She'll make a perfect ornament in the PR department.

24:46How did that little bitch even get to be Mr. Vanderbilt's secretary?

24:50Who knows? She sucks at work.

24:53But she might be good at sucking something else.

25:00Shit! I lost my glasses.

25:11Mr. Vanderbilt?

25:12Um, I'm sorry. I didn't have my glasses on. I couldn't see you.

25:27Mr. Vanderbilt, um, I'm sorry. I didn't have my glasses on. I couldn't see you.

25:41It's okay. It's paid back for when I touched your butt.

25:45Sorry about that.

25:46Do you know why I made you my secretary, Jasmine?

25:48Um, yeah. Because I'm a workaholic. And I will respect your boundaries.

26:00How's the baby?

26:04Baby's fine. But I think I am going to get an abortion.

26:13Well, if you do, you can take a week off.

26:19Can you drive?

26:20I can.

26:21You'll be my driver tonight. Keith's busy.

26:24Okay.

26:33The Monet Hotel is a really nice dessert bar. Treat yourself. Order whatever you like.

26:39Oh, thanks.

26:43The boss isn't as cool as people say.

26:46Thank you, boss, for the treat.

27:04Oh, it just melts in the mouth.

27:08Expensive stuff really does taste better.

27:09What do you say we get presidential sweeper tonight?

27:17Ooh.

27:18Danny?

27:20Danny?

27:24And Linda?

27:26What are you doing here?

27:28Trying to get laid with your fuck buddy?

27:30Hey, anybody here like pregnant women?

27:33Have you been cheating on me this whole time?

27:39Long before you did, bitch.

27:43I can't believe you actually dated her, Danny.

27:45She was such a joke in high school and it looks like she still is.

27:51Have you been cheating on me this whole time?

27:53Why did you humiliate and hit me at the hospital?

27:55Because you're a two-faced slut.

27:58You wouldn't let me lay a finger on you acting like a saint while you fucked around behind my back?

28:04Oh, really?

28:05I had no idea she was such a slut under that tragic outfit.

28:10I told you it was a mistake.

28:12No, who fucking cares?

28:14Let's be honest.

28:16I never liked you.

28:17You were nothing more than a cash cow to me.

28:19My only regret is I didn't fuck you when I had the chance.

28:34What a waste.

28:40That cake deserves better than a piece of shit like you.

28:44You bitch.

28:49How dare you touch my girlfriend?

28:59Girlfriend?

29:19Boss, your sperm stored at the bank was stolen by Miss Vance for artificial insemination.

29:26What?

29:26I'm pregnant?

29:28Yes.

29:29Congratulations.

29:30You're not sick.

29:31It's very normal to feel dizzy and nauseous because of the pregnancy.

29:35How is this possible?

29:36I've never even slept with someone.

29:38How could I be pregnant?

29:39If you decide you don't want to keep the baby,

29:42I can help schedule a termination procedure for you.

29:46I'll have to think about it.

29:47Did you find Miss Vance yet?

29:55Not yet.

29:56She's probably hiding from me.

29:57Keep looking.

29:59Yes, sir.

30:00Oh my god.

30:01How am I supposed to explain this to Danny?

30:03We're getting married next month and now I'm pregnant?

30:07I don't even know who the father is.

30:08I don't even have enough money to pay for an abortion.

30:32Why does she look so familiar?

30:44Goddamn OCD.

30:46You asshole!

31:03There was a thread!

31:04Oh, that's a really lame excuse, you pervert!

31:07That's not the type of guy that I am.

31:09Explain it to the police!

31:10Wait, you don't know who I am, do you?

31:21Shit!

31:22He's the new CEO!

31:29What the?

31:29Honey, thank goodness.

31:37The doctor said you just fainted in an elevator.

31:40I'm so worried.

31:41I'm fine.

31:43Thank goodness.

31:50Mr. Vanderbilt.

31:51I'm so sorry.

31:54Oh, something.

31:55Please.

31:56Don't move.

31:56You're pregnant.

31:57What?

32:00Danny, it's not what you think.

32:02Test results shows she's one month's long.

32:06So she's pregnant?

32:08Are you kidding me?

32:10You dirty slut!

32:12You wouldn't even let me touch you when you're going around fucking other men.

32:16You bitch.

32:17Who the fuck are you?

32:26Don't you lay a fucking hand on her.

32:29So you're the fucker that knocked her up!

32:36Choose your words carefully.

32:45You'll pay for this.

32:47You okay?

32:52I swear I've never been with anyone.

32:56The premier will check.

33:00What?

33:01You put the sperm into someone else?

33:03It was all my fault.

33:05I didn't double check the name.

33:06I thought it was you.

33:08You idiot!

33:09You have ruined everything for me!

33:12I'm so sorry.

33:13I'll do whatever you say.

33:15Take them to your grave?

33:17Or I will end your career.

33:21Give me the woman's information.

33:30Jasmine Thompson.

33:31Do you actually have my baby inside you?

33:45Of course.

33:46The doctor said that I was one month pregnant.

33:49The baby is perfectly healthy.

33:53Who the hell is she, Finn?

33:54I was just feeling a little lightheaded.

33:57This gentleman was helping me.

34:01I can take it from here.

34:09Jasmine Thompson.

34:11Please have a seat.

34:12She is Jasmine Thompson.

34:21You stole my sperm?

34:24I love you so much, Finn.

34:26I wanted to have your baby.

34:28And this is what Mrs. Vanderbilt has always wanted, right?

34:32Stop blaming Lyra Finn.

34:35It's not her fault.

34:37You almost died in the mountains three years ago.

34:40And you're the only heir to our family.

34:41We had no choice but to bank your sperm.

34:45Everyone knows you two have a thing.

34:49Why don't we just be a family and have a kid?

34:53We're not a thing, okay?

34:55I have no feelings for her.

34:57Your child is in her belly.

34:58What would you expect her to do?

35:01Get rid of it.

35:03Over my dead body.

35:05As long as I'm alive, this child stays.

35:07Mother, you have no say over my wife.

35:09You're talking about my grandchild.

35:14Mrs. Vanderbilt.

35:16Don't worry, Lyra.

35:16I will make sure you get the best care you can get

35:20to bring this child into the world.

35:28I will make sure that bitch loses his child.

35:36I'm really sorry.

35:38I mixed up the names.

35:39I artificially inseminated you.

35:44Who's the father?

35:45The sperm was from an anonymous donor.

35:49We don't know who he is.

35:55If you don't want to keep the child,

35:58you can terminate the pregnancy.

36:00I'll take full responsibility and pay for it.

36:03What am I supposed to do about this pregnancy?

36:06Everything's such a mess.

36:07Just behave and do everything I say

36:14or you're fucking dead.

36:19Please don't hurt me.

36:20I don't have any money,

36:21but I'll give you everything I have.

36:25Such a beauty.

36:27What a pity.

36:30Do whatever you want with her.

36:31Just make sure she loses the baby.

36:42Please.

36:43I'm pregnant.

36:45Well, that'll just make it even more exciting.

36:48You fucking bitch.

36:59Now you're dead.

37:06Leave her alone.

37:09Leave her alone.

37:11You okay?

37:30Do you know this man?

37:32No.

37:33Take him to the place.

37:34Yes, sir.

37:35What are you doing here?

37:37Just trying to go to work.

37:39Shit, I'm already late.

38:00These are the financial reports from last quarter,

38:03Mr. Vanderbilt.

38:04Thanks.

38:09Keith.

38:26Yes, sir.

38:27Keith, please reassign O.E. to PR.

38:30I need my employees to work for me,

38:32not throw themselves at me.

38:33Yes, sir.

38:34But, Mr. Vanderbilt,

38:36I look up to you so much,

38:38and I only want to be your secretary.

38:40Well, then get one.

38:57Bring me Jasmine.

38:58She can be my secretary.

39:00Trying to seduce the CEO.

39:05Who does she think she is?

39:07She'll make a perfect ornament in the PR department.

39:13How did that little bitch even get to be Mr. Vanderbilt's secretary?

39:17Who knows?

39:19She sucks at work.

39:21But she might be good at sucking something else.

39:24No.

39:25No.

39:26No.

39:27No.

39:28No.

39:29No.

39:38No.

39:39Mr. Vanderbilt?

39:43Ready to work?

39:59Mr. Vanderbilt, um, I'm sorry. I didn't have my glasses on. I couldn't see you.

40:08It's okay. It's paid back for when I touched your butt.

40:12Sorry about that.

40:14Do you know why I made you my secretary, Jasmine?

40:19Um, yeah. Because I'm a workaholic. And I will respect your boundaries.

40:27How's the baby?

40:29Maybe he's fine. But I think I am going to get an abortion.

40:40Well, if you do, you can take a week off.

40:46Can you drive?

40:48I can.

40:48You'll be my driver tonight. Keith's busy.

40:51Okay.

40:52The Monet Hotel is a really nice dessert bar.

41:04Treat yourself. Order whatever you like.

41:07Oh, thanks.

41:11The boss isn't as cool as people say.

41:13Thank you, boss, for the treat.

41:25Oh, it just melts in the mouth.

41:35Expensive stuff really does taste better.

41:41What do you say we get presidential sweeper tonight?

41:44Oh, Danny?

41:48Danny?

41:52And Linda?

41:54What are you doing here?

41:56Trying to get laid with your fuck buddy?

41:58Hey, anybody here like pregnant women?

42:01Have you been cheating on me this whole time?

42:07Long before you did, bitch.

42:10I can't believe you actually dated her, Danny.

42:13She was such a joke in high school.

42:14And it looks like she still is.

42:18Have you been cheating on me this whole time?

42:20Why did you humiliate and hit me at the hospital?

42:22Because you're a two-faced slut.

42:25You wouldn't let me lay a finger on you acting like a saint

42:28while you fucked around behind my head?

42:31Oh, really?

42:33I had no idea she was such a slut under that tragic outfit.

42:37I told you it was a mistake.

42:39No fucking cares.

42:42Let's be honest.

42:43I never liked you.

42:45You were nothing more than a cash cow to me.

42:48My only regret is I didn't fuck you when I had the chance.

42:52What a waste.

43:08That cake deserves better than a piece of shit like you.

43:12You bitch.

43:22How dare you touch my girlfriend?

43:26Girlfriend?

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