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00:01:00You hear the news? By next year, no more tuna.
00:01:04Some crackpot mage went and blew their breeding grounds all the hell.
00:01:08Tuna season was always my favorite time of year.
00:01:12Zero points.
00:01:13What? You're crazy! Today's explosion was worth at least 120!
00:01:17You get zero and that's being generous!
00:01:20Sure, you vaporized the monster eating the tuna. Great job there!
00:01:24But you blew up all the tuna too!
00:01:26Why don't you go and learn some other spells, you dumbass?
00:01:29Please, Kazuma. She did mean well.
00:01:31Eureka fish!
00:01:32How gloriously sweet!
00:01:36You jumped right in and let them chew on you!
00:01:39Hey, I just realized we're in debt again!
00:01:41What do we do? I don't want to work part-time anymore!
00:01:45I got an archpriest that's a pain in the ass.
00:01:48An archwizard that blows all our quests, literally.
00:01:52And a crusader that likes being swallowed by things.
00:01:55My adventure with these idiots has reached its peak!
00:01:57And it's all downhill from here.
00:01:59Please, stealing underwear is the only thing he's good at.
00:02:02He'd even throw down on a woman, whatever that means. The scum.
00:02:07Scum-zuma! Scum-zuma! Scum-zuma!
00:02:11If this were a video game or anime, I would have had a girlfriend by now!
00:02:20You okay, Yunyun? You look sort of... intense.
00:02:25K-K-Kasuma?
00:02:27Yeah?
00:02:27I... I...
00:02:29I... I... I want to have your baby!
00:02:34My popular phase begins!
00:02:52So, back at the inn, you were saying?
00:02:56I... I said I want to have a baby with you!
00:02:59Hmph.
00:03:00I always saw myself as having a daughter first.
00:03:03Absolutely not!
00:03:04The first child we have has to be a boy!
00:03:07I had her pegged as super timid.
00:03:09Guess she's not afraid to speak her mind after all.
00:03:12Honestly, what's wrong with you?
00:03:13You have no idea what kind of let she is!
00:03:16I don't know what's gotten into you, but you better snap out of it before...
00:03:19If Kazuma and I don't have a baby, the world's gonna...
00:03:22And the Devil King will...
00:03:24Devil King?
00:03:25I get it. This is about saving the world.
00:03:28Don't worry.
00:03:29Leave all that and the Devil King to me.
00:03:31If the fate of this place depends on the fruit of our loins,
00:03:35then it's a job that can't be ignored.
00:03:37When duty calls, you can count on me to do my part.
00:03:41But when we tell you there are monsters that need slang,
00:03:44you always try to get out of it!
00:03:45Or you run and hide!
00:03:46SHUT UP!
00:03:49I'm warning you, keep your noses out of our relationship!
00:03:52I finally hit my popular face, so don't you spoil it!
00:03:56Relationship?
00:03:57Look here!
00:03:57If a friend of mine is getting involved with a weirdo,
00:04:00I'm gonna say something!
00:04:01I'm sorry!
00:04:03I didn't want to start a fight!
00:04:04Please calm down!
00:04:05Finally!
00:04:06Finally!
00:04:07For the first time, I'm happy I came here!
00:04:09I know why you're mad.
00:04:11Y'all got a crush on me, don't ya?
00:04:13Love is in the air for me and Union, and you're jealous!
00:04:16Well, you had your chance, so now you both can suck it!
00:04:18How dare you!
00:04:19I mean, our village is...
00:04:21I'm not jealous!
00:04:22Our village is gonna be just dying!
00:04:23I can't even...
00:04:24Konosuba!
00:04:29Hope you like my tea.
00:04:30Oh, uh, uh, thanks?
00:04:35Alright, tell us what happened.
00:04:38My father sent me these.
00:04:43By the time you receive this letter,
00:04:46I, your father, will be dead.
00:04:49What?
00:04:53He says the Devil King's forces are attacking our village!
00:04:56And this page says a fortune teller foretold the destruction of the Crimson Demon Village,
00:05:02but they also saw a ray of hope in the clan's sole survivor, Union.
00:05:07You're the sole survivor?
00:05:10What about me?
00:05:11Never mind, keep reading!
00:05:12But I'm still alive, darn it!
00:05:14In a town of beginning adventurers, she will meet a man who she will take to be her husband.
00:05:22He is lazy, has no special powers to speak of, and is otherwise unremarkable.
00:05:29What the hell are you looking at me for?
00:05:31Is that seriously all it took to convince you that I was the guy?
00:05:34They would give birth to a son who would grow healthy and strong and would one day set off on a journey.
00:05:40But this boy, who is now a man, would not know he would be the one to avenge his clan and slay the Devil King?
00:05:47Huh?
00:05:47No way! My kid's gonna kill the Devil King!
00:05:52How can you believe that?
00:05:53Well, that prophecy isn't gonna work! It's not gonna work at all for me!
00:05:57Did you already forget our agreement?
00:05:59I need the Devil King defeated as soon as possible!
00:06:02I'm not waiting around for your dumb little kid to grow up!
00:06:04Will he be ready when he's three?
00:06:06Because if he's not ready, then you better forget this whole thing!
00:06:09Do you think a toddler stands a chance against the Devil King?
00:06:12The fortune teller in our village is never wrong! I'm sorry!
00:06:17Not even! If you need me to save the world, then let's get to saving it!
00:06:22I-I cannot believe this! You are the wishiest, washiest man I know! Since when are you so bold?
00:06:27Oh, shut up, you walking fool!
00:06:28Heroic Tales of the Crimson Demons, Chapter 1. Written by...
00:06:32...Adaway.
00:06:38Adaway, you dummy!
00:06:40Wait, what's that supposed to mean?
00:06:41Are-are we still having a kid? Are we still gonna bone?
00:06:44What do I do? Are we doing it here? Or in my room?
00:06:47That's always one of our classmates, and she wants to be a writer someday.
00:06:51Then it was just a work of fiction.
00:06:54Was the first page as well?
00:06:56No, that part's true, all right.
00:07:00The Crimson Demons have been a thorn in the Devil King's side for ages now.
00:07:05Would someone tell me what I should do?
00:07:06What happened to making babies?
00:07:08Yunyun, honey,
00:07:09Shouldn't we get started on our love affair now?
00:07:11You will not!
00:07:13How can you stand there so calm, Megumin?
00:07:15Are you not worried about your family and friends?
00:07:18Oh, oh my gosh!
00:07:19They're in danger!
00:07:20What do we do?
00:07:21I seriously doubt our village will fall to the Devil King.
00:07:25There's a reason the Crimson Demons strike so much fear in him.
00:07:28And besides, if he does destroy our village, as long as you, the chief's daughter, are safe, the clan will survive.
00:07:36This might be the end of our village.
00:07:38But in our hearts, our friends and families will live on forever.
00:07:44You are such a monster!
00:07:49I'm sorry I bothered you!
00:07:52No, it's no biggie.
00:07:54I'll live.
00:07:55Are you going back to your village?
00:07:56Yeah, just to make sure it's safe.
00:07:59I mean, I have so many friends there.
00:08:03Mmm, she doesn't sound too sure she does, does she?
00:08:07I better go now.
00:08:09Bye.
00:08:09Of course I'll teleport you.
00:08:28I can drop you right by the Crimson Demon Village.
00:08:32Thanks.
00:08:33The kid here's been super homesick lately.
00:08:35Don't you dare call me kid!
00:08:37Well, well, look who it is.
00:08:39If it isn't the boy who can't level up, no matter how hard he tries to level up.
00:08:43Shut up.
00:08:43And the sturdy woman who's only useful when calling in family favors.
00:08:47And the repulsive priest with her obnoxious aura.
00:08:50What?
00:08:50And the silly mage who only uses one silly spell.
00:08:53Welcome all!
00:08:54I was hoping to run into you.
00:08:56I have a contract ready for your perusal.
00:08:58So you weren't joking before?
00:09:00Of course not.
00:09:01I'm fully prepared to buy the rights to your inventions for 300 million heiress.
00:09:06Aw, yeah.
00:09:07That said, my debt-ridden fellow, there is one small issue that stands in the way.
00:09:12Which is?
00:09:13I haven't found a craftsman capable enough to build your wondrous creations.
00:09:17You gotta be king!
00:09:18Don't touch the merchandise, you blight!
00:09:23That's no way to speak to a customer!
00:09:25Especially a goddessy customer like me!
00:09:28Now show me the respect a customer and a goddess deserves!
00:09:31Don't you lecture me after destroying my wares with your poverty-stricken fingers!
00:09:35Wares?
00:09:36Teleport these people out of here!
00:09:38So irritating!
00:09:39Well, if you're ready, I'll send you on your way!
00:09:43I hope you have a pleasant journey!
00:09:47Teleport!
00:09:50See you later!
00:09:55Uh-oh!
00:09:56Uh-oh, what?
00:09:58What's by the Crimson Demon Village again?
00:10:00eines are open- problemas.
00:10:16Oh, wheezy is because it's not complete!
00:10:17Dammit, ambitious!
00:10:18Where'd you teleport us to?
00:10:20Get back here, you sexy boy!
00:10:28I love a good runner!
00:10:29Slow down, handsome, and let's have some fun!
00:10:32What's the deal with all these lady orcs?
00:10:35I know!
00:10:36The male orcs went extinct ages ago!
00:10:38What?
00:10:39There's not a single one left in this world anywhere!
00:10:42And when a male is born, which is rare, they're overworked by females and die before they reach maternity!
00:10:47The female orcs are known for catching males of other races, dragging them back to their village, and furiously mating with them!
00:10:54They're the natural predators of human being!
00:10:57Come back with us, baby cakes, and we'll hook you up with your own personal harem!
00:11:02You'll be in heaven!
00:11:03I'll take a rage, and thank you!
00:11:05First time a lady hits on me, and I turn her down!
00:11:09I was told male orcs are the natural predators of female knights!
00:11:12They are renowned for their savage lust!
00:11:14Are you saying they are all gone?
00:11:16Yep, all dead.
00:11:17Oops.
00:11:20Darkman!
00:11:23I want to have all your babies!
00:11:25I want to have some too!
00:11:27For our first baby, I want to have a boy!
00:11:29Then we'll have 60 more!
00:11:30Then 40 girls!
00:11:31We'll move to a white house by the sea and spend our day screwing!
00:11:35Leave me alone!
00:11:36I want to go home!
00:11:38I want to go home!
00:11:39Just close your eyes and it'll be over before you know it!
00:11:48Don't just snap the ring of me!
00:11:50Save me into your explosion!
00:11:52I can't unleash it this close!
00:11:54Darkness, stop moping and help him!
00:11:57In a sec, can't we talk about this?
00:11:59Ooh, I love me some pillow talk!
00:12:01Come on, sugar!
00:12:02Tell me all the dirty things you want me to do to you!
00:12:05Why is this happening?
00:12:10Wait!
00:12:10I don't even know your name or how old you are!
00:12:13If I'm gonna lose my virginity like this, we should at least introduce ourselves!
00:12:18I'll go first!
00:12:19I'm Kazuma Sato!
00:12:20I'm Swatty the Orc, and I like butterflies, soft music, and hard kisses!
00:12:24Now how about you introduce me to your friend there?
00:12:27Come on, baby!
00:12:28Whip that bad boy out!
00:12:32He's painfully awkward around strangers!
00:12:34Besides, I'm old magic and this is just the first day!
00:12:38Save me off!
00:12:39Bottomless!
00:12:40Swap!
00:12:45That will be enough of that, Orc women!
00:12:48Because we're neighbors, I'll spare you!
00:12:51But don't do this again!
00:12:53Now go back to your village!
00:12:54You do!
00:12:55It's gotta do!
00:12:59Kazuma!
00:13:00Kazuma!
00:13:08You do!
00:13:10Oh, you do!
00:13:12Thank you!
00:13:13Thank you!
00:13:13It's all right now!
00:13:14You're safe!
00:13:16Stop it!
00:13:17You're getting snout all over my robe!
00:13:20Ew!
00:13:28There, there, Kazuma.
00:13:29It's all right.
00:13:30The scary lady orcs are all gone now.
00:13:33Aw, we only just started this journey, and I missed out.
00:13:37What happened while I was unconscious?
00:13:39Yunyun!
00:13:40Save my life!
00:13:41From now on, if anyone asks me who's my hero, I'm gonna say it's you, Yunyun, and I won't even hesitate when I say it!
00:13:49Uh, uh, where's this nothing?
00:13:51Wait, you're not being sarcastic, are you?
00:13:53Uh, anyway, what are you all doing here?
00:13:56Is it because you had a change of heart and were worried about us?
00:13:59Uh, uh, no.
00:14:01I'm here on business is all.
00:14:03Oh, that's so not true.
00:14:04You really are worried about everyone, aren't you?
00:14:07Come on, admit it!
00:14:08Kazuma, would you like to hear an embarrassing secret about Yunyun?
00:14:12Mm-hmm.
00:14:12All members of the Crimson Demon Clan are born with a tattoo somewhere on their body.
00:14:18If you want to know where Yunyun's is, I'd be more than happy to tell you.
00:14:23Don't you dare, Megamine!
00:14:24Then how do you know where my tattoo is?
00:14:26Remember, you can't use your silly explosion spell near home!
00:14:30And without that, I can restrain you easy!
00:14:33Aqua, support magic?
00:14:35She needs to be taught a painful lesson.
00:14:38Y-you bully!
00:14:39Can't you play fair just once?
00:14:40Why are you like this?
00:14:42Hey, over here's!
00:14:43I thought I heard some human error!
00:14:51Oh, great.
00:14:52They're with the Devil King's army.
00:14:54And now, thanks to Yunyun's short temper, we're gonna be their lunch!
00:14:58Uh-uh!
00:14:58Your temper's way shorter than mine!
00:15:01Are you?
00:15:02Hey, you two!
00:15:03Stop it!
00:15:04Quiet down or they will hear you!
00:15:06Say something, Kazuma, before they give us away!
00:15:08I don't care!
00:15:09I just want to know where Yunyun's tattoo is!
00:15:11I found the humans!
00:15:13There's hiding in this bush right here!
00:15:15You insufferable lich!
00:15:16You have doomed us all!
00:15:18Crimson Demon Gurley!
00:15:20No way!
00:15:21You're just a bunch of wannabe demons!
00:15:21What in the world are you losers doing out here?
00:15:24Were you skipping a log looking for someone weak to help you level up?
00:15:27I'll let you live, but I better not see you again.
00:15:29You gots a real big mouth, priest lady!
00:15:30But we don't watch you, we watch them crimson demon girlies back there!
00:15:34So hand them over before you get turksed!
00:15:35I recall you saying my explosion magic was silly.
00:15:39I shall now remind you of just how serious it can be!
00:15:43No!
00:15:44Wait!
00:15:45You can't let one of us get close to us!
00:15:46You can't let one of us get close to us!
00:15:48Explosions!
00:15:49Explosions!
00:15:50Explosions!
00:15:51You gots a real big mouth, priest lady!
00:15:54But we don't watch you, we watch them crimson demon girlies back there!
00:15:57So hand them over before you get turksed!
00:16:01I recall you saying my explosion magic was silly.
00:16:04I shall now remind you of just how serious it can be!
00:16:08No!
00:16:09Wait!
00:16:10You can't let one of us get close to us!
00:16:13Explosions!
00:16:16Explosions!
00:16:17Explosions!
00:16:18Explosions!
00:16:19Explosions!
00:16:20Explosions!
00:16:21Explosions!
00:16:22Explosions!
00:16:23Explosions!
00:16:24Explosions!
00:16:25Explosions!
00:16:26Explosions!
00:16:27Explosions!
00:16:28Explosions!
00:16:29Explosions!
00:16:30Explosions!
00:16:31Explosions!
00:16:32Explosions!
00:16:33Explosions!
00:16:34Explosions!
00:16:35Explosions!
00:16:36Explosions!
00:16:37Explosions!
00:16:38Explosions!
00:16:39Explosions!
00:16:40Explosions!
00:16:41Explosions!
00:16:42Explosions!
00:16:43Explosions!
00:16:44Explosions!
00:16:45Explosions!
00:16:46Cries and begs all you wants! We's gonna chop you up and make snow!
00:16:58May your flesh be consumed by the black flames conjured from the abyss of my heart!
00:17:04Sleep for eternity in the frozen embrace of my eyes!
00:17:10I shall kill you all!
00:17:14Stand and catch! Goddammit it's dead!
00:17:18Light of Saber! Light of Saber! Saber!
00:17:22Burn!
00:17:31Where's the black flames and frozen embraces? What a rip-off!
00:17:36No doubt who they are. They got red eyes.
00:17:40We heard the explosion and came as fast as we could.
00:17:44Wait, what are you both doing here?
00:17:46We were told our village was in danger.
00:17:48Huh?
00:17:50Hmm?
00:17:52Who are these people? Are they your adventuring companions, Megumin?
00:17:56Uh... Mm-hmm.
00:17:58Hmm.
00:18:00Uh...
00:18:02My name is Bukuroi!
00:18:04Son of the Crimson Demon's greatest copper!
00:18:06I'm an archwizard and wielder of advanced magic!
00:18:10Hey there, nice to meet ya. My name's Kazuma Sato.
00:18:12I come from Axel and have a whole bunch of weird skills that I use to fight the Devil King's generals.
00:18:18Whoa!
00:18:20You're the first outsider who's ever introduced themselves properly!
00:18:22Hey Megumin, your friends are alright!
00:18:27Our village is a ways away. Let us take you.
00:18:30Teleport!
00:18:32Whoa...
00:18:46Welcome to Crimson Demon Village. Pretty quaint, huh?
00:18:49And Megumin and Yunyun, it's great to have you back.
00:18:53Wait... I'm sorry, Dad. Could you say that again?
00:19:03Ha ha ha ha! All that letter was for was to update ya!
00:19:07It seemed way more serious than that.
00:19:09Yeah, Dad. It said by the time I got it, you'd be dead.
00:19:13But that's how Crimson Demons always start letters!
00:19:16And the part about the Devil King's base being indestructible!
00:19:19Huh?
00:19:20Oh, that?
00:19:21The village can't decide whether to tear it down or leave it for the tourists!
00:19:25Yunyun, would you mind if I punched your old man in the face?
00:19:29Nope.
00:19:30Yunyun!
00:19:31If the Devil King's army is here, then so is a general!
00:19:35Yup, and this one's a strong magic user. Should be here any time now.
00:19:40Attention! Please assemble at the front gate.
00:19:44One thousand of the Devil King's troops are on the way.
00:19:48One thousand?!
00:19:56Lady Sylvia! Retreat!
00:19:58Forget about us! You asked us alive!
00:20:01Dammit! We can't even get close enough to attack!
00:20:05I said this was a bad idea, but did anyone listen?
00:20:08No! It's like talking to a brick!
00:20:11We got Timono and your name on it!
00:20:14Wild! Trouble!
00:20:16Bad!
00:20:19Holy crap!
00:20:21I never thought destruction could look so freakin' cool!
00:20:24I know, right? We're betting the tourists are gonna love our little light show too!
00:20:29Kono Suba!
00:20:33Wow! We got to see real crimson demons in action!
00:20:36Do you mind explaining what exactly you meant by that comment?
00:20:39Cause it sounds like your only experience up till now has been with fake crimson demons instead of-
00:20:44Huh?
00:20:46Megumin! I didn't know you had a stable!
00:20:50No, we don't have a stable. That's our house.
00:20:53Huh?
00:20:54The End
00:21:07Look who we have here! You must be Megumin's little sister!
00:21:11Oh my gosh, you look like a teeny weeny Megumin!
00:21:14Here, I brought some candy!
00:21:16Hi, Komiko. You missed me while I was gone?
00:21:19gone what do I do the only person that can clear up this misunderstanding is
00:21:46out like a light you suck what is the nature of your relationship with our daughter like I told
00:22:14you before which is forgive me I lost my head but you keep insisting that you're just her
00:22:41friend when that is obviously not the case I brought some treats I believe young master
00:22:52Kazuma meant to give these to me my dear oh now honey a moment ago you couldn't bring yourself
00:22:58to look at him now you're being polite just because he brought something way to embarrass
00:23:02yourself darling we're having this for dinner so let go I won't let you snack on them with
00:23:08your booze oh ma'am it's just a box of dumplings I doubt they'd be filling enough for a meal
00:23:14here you go just take it all who are so glad to have you in our home bring a pot of a good tea dear we
00:23:30only have one kind of tea you know that I don't care if you brought food you can't have comico what
00:23:41she's like five I don't want her the blue-haired lady has some more you seem like a nice boy Megumin's
00:23:50lucky to know you although I think you should pay off your debt before you guys get married
00:23:55we're just friends that's all we are friends not according to the letters she sent us wait letters
00:24:03what the heck she been telling you well for starters she says you like to leave her covered in sticky goo
00:24:13and that when her powers gone you carry her on your back so her breasts press up against you and how you
00:24:19take baths together regularly and how when she's napping on the sofa you like to sit across from
00:24:24her sneaking peeks of her skirt oh and she told us about how you've been training chomisuke to steal
00:24:29her panties and how you promise her a treat every time she brings you a pair despite all that she
00:24:40says you're her best friend huh she also says that even though you're a broke pervert with a potty mouth
00:24:47and no brains you'd be dead without her and that's why she stays with you if she's willing to stick
00:24:54by you there must be something special about you yeah I don't agree with everything she said about me
00:25:00but it's kind of cool she thinks of me as her best friend since you and her are in the same party we'll
00:25:07help you with your debt as much as we can no that's okay I'm coming into some money soon really
00:25:13how much money are we talking here about 300 million heiress 300 million uh-oh maybe I shouldn't
00:25:21have said that say I have a great idea you should spend the night I mean you are my daughter's friend
00:25:27after all I bet you adventurer types miss having a roof to sleep under well actually we have a place
00:25:33of her own an axle a mansion a mansion the second I brought up the money in the mansion everyone got
00:25:46a whole lot chummier oh well might as well enjoy their hospitality as soon as mega means on our feet
00:25:53we should bail before something weird happens
00:25:56how could you suggest such a thing she is your daughter oh it's perfectly fine Megumin's quite old
00:26:13enough to get married now and Kazuma seems like he's above board besides they have been living together
00:26:18yes platonic now now sleep she knocked her ass out um her husband too why hello Kazuma did you enjoy
00:26:30your bath I'm afraid everyone's asleep would you be a deer and help me drag them to their rooms
00:26:36well pleasant dreams you two
00:26:43am I crushing on her those or chicks must have traumatized me first thing I'm gonna do when we
00:26:59get back home to Axel is hit the succubus bar her mom's not playing around why'd I have to mention
00:27:10the money I got coming in god I'm so stupid hang on a sec
00:27:16aqua got trashed and passed out the mega means mom put joizaburo in darkness to sleep with a spell
00:27:24then she locked the door with another spell so no one can get in or out I've been set up there's
00:27:31only one bed it's spring so nights are still pretty chilly if I sleep without a blanket I'll get sick
00:27:36maybe get pneumonia okay seeing as how I could die without a blanket I got no choice but to hop in
00:27:44bed with Megamine but if I made a move on her while she's asleep which I might in darkness and aqua found
00:27:49out which they totally will they'd call me a scumbag and I couldn't deny it because I would be I'm not
00:27:54gonna creep on her I'm a gentleman her folks did sign off on this though so what's the worst that can
00:27:59happen she can't sue me she's got no case or would she damn it why didn't I check the laws about this
00:28:06kind of stuff because if I knew this would happen I would have
00:28:09what am I talking about this ain't about getting sued god I'm so stupid this situation's got me so
00:28:18mixed up I'm walking around in circles arguing with myself I need to calm down and think rationally
00:28:23okay it's spring it's still cold at night way too cold to think straight oh I know I'll get in bed
00:28:29and that'll calm me down
00:28:30what have I done I fell into the trap I got into bed with Megamine without even realizing it
00:28:44sure I could jump out right now but I'll bet anything as I'm jumping Megamine would wake up
00:28:49and see me then I'd catch hell for it even though it was an honest mistake it doesn't matter that I
00:28:53didn't touch her or that it was her parents idea oh that's true but it wouldn't matter I'd be
00:28:57branded a perv and she would never speak to me again oh the injustice I've totally been framed
00:29:03and at this point I'm doomed all right if that's how it is then
00:29:06there's only one thing a guy like me can do I gotta go with the flow they can't put me in the same bed
00:29:17with a beautiful girl and expect me to just lie here this whole thing was cooked up by Megamine's mom
00:29:23after all I'm not doing anything wrong hell even if Senna brought me up on charges I'd walk away scot-free
00:29:31morning Megamine
00:29:39hey Kazuma good morning I was so tired how long did I sleep oh about eight hours
00:29:50I should get up wait how come when I woke up I found you lying next to me yeah that should be
00:30:01obvious you don't mean zip the blanket back it's too cold who cares about that I demand to know what
00:30:09you're doing in my room and in my bed please are you scared I made a move on you or something
00:30:15I had lots of chances before now yeah you do have a point there it's just waking up and finding you
00:30:22next to me is kind of a shock I know you're not the kind of person who would take advantage of a
00:30:28situation like this of course I wouldn't you want to be mad at someone be mad at your mom
00:30:33she locked me in here that woman honestly come on hop in already it's way warmer in here I promise
00:30:41you're totally safe I won't do a thing you won't you're not gonna try and take advantage of me
00:30:49even though we're all alone say what was that a signal is she saying I should try do you think
00:30:59I'm crazy I'm not gonna pass up a chance to get some action your parents even said it's cool so let's
00:31:04get this I knew it you're a lecture through and through I'm gonna spend the night of you so toast
00:31:10you tricked me damn it you little t's just two pervers die die die die die
00:31:17hey Megumin they want to go sightseeing could you show me around I'd be glad to let's plan on
00:31:28staying another night that way we don't have to rush great idea that takes care of what I'm gonna
00:31:34do today how about you creeper mom I don't know I was thinking I'd hang on would you call me just
00:31:40now sorry did I say something weird oh uh never mind maybe I imagined it whatever you want to hang
00:31:49out with me darkness there's a blacksmith here I wanted to visit perhaps you should go and sightsee
00:31:53with the others cuz you trash maybe I will after wait what'd you just say I'll give aqua and sleaze
00:31:59him a hero tour they'll never forget I'll show you guys all the places the tour what's wrong with
00:32:05you are you mad cuz you couldn't assault Megumin while she was asleep I'm sorry
00:32:23the biggest threat to my clan is locked up here in the mysterious building why is it called a
00:32:52mysterious building because it's mysterious that's why we don't know who built it or why
00:32:57or what's inside it's all a mystery well there was the tomb of the sealed evil spirit and the plane
00:33:09of the sealed nameless goddess but at some point the seals broke and now they're both empty you guys suck
00:33:15get keeping things sealed well if it isn't Megumin it's been ages huh these folks are your friends
00:33:24from out of town I take it really does this guy not like folks from out of town interesting my name is
00:33:37Shakira arch wizard and wielder of the most advanced magic owner of the greatest clothing shop in the
00:33:43village browse to your heart's content it's an honor to serve customers from abroad you owning the
00:33:52greatest clothes store must be neat it sure is considering it's the only clothing store in the
00:33:57village are you a smartass since I'm in town I figured I'd drop in to see you about a new robe
00:34:02the same as this one if you still carry them you want them all look at our little Megumin she's gone
00:34:11and hit the big time indeed I'm surprised everyone in the village hasn't heard of my exploits yet anyway
00:34:17since I wear your robe in battle I should have a few extra just in case now then why soon to be
00:34:23disgustingly rich friend I need to borrow some money why you all right fine I'll wrap these up for you
00:34:30for real is something the matter it's the clothesline mister do you have any idea what you've been
00:34:45hanging your clothes on what oh you've seen one of these before eh this handy-dandy drying poles been
00:34:51passed down through my family for generations it's a heck of a conversation piece and it doesn't rust
00:34:56that's not a drying pole that's totally a rifle obviously what is up with this village
00:35:04now that you've experienced the splendor of my village I'll show you something even more
00:35:16how's it going Union when I was over at her house last night she said she was lonely so I told her to
00:35:34meet us here she was so excited she even dug out her old uniform wow that's your old uniform huh
00:35:44it looks cute on you I can't believe mine still fit me but since I wanted to give you a tour of my
00:35:50alma mater I figured it'd be fun to wear it again I bet you're only wearing it because you missed the
00:35:55place don't mind him he always gets prickly when there's talk of school he's all bitter because he
00:36:01never really fit in that's confidential so keep your mouth shut my name is our way the most
00:36:11voluptuous among the crimson demons and future best-selling author my name is the most controversial
00:36:19crimson demon known for her brother complex my name is the uncle the greatest crimson demon at the greatest
00:36:28dad I forgot I'll be your brother if you want that was just a placeholder I'm still working on my
00:36:35intro greetings out of a did uncle and funicuda with an f you dork you did it on purpose we heard
00:36:45you were back and wanted to say hi who are they they're my old classmates from when I went here
00:36:50well then what brings you back to the village your letter watch what you write or some idiot might believe
00:36:57it it's nice to meet the members of unions party I'm surprised your part is really a thing seeing
00:37:05as how it's unions and all let me introduce you the guy over there is a rookie adventure and the blue
00:37:11haired lady is a powerful archpriest there's also a crusader who's super tough but she's not here right
00:37:16now a marvelous party indeed unions not an official member yet but she has helped once or twice but
00:37:29she's not a member that's true she is not a member we thought so even though she's not a member of our
00:37:37party I've given her the name frog slayer what the hell for her you remember how she killed those
00:37:46giant toads with that crazy huge sparkly sword spell she can use that my that spell is one of our most
00:37:54advanced wait you only knew intermediate magic when you graduated don't you guys remember how when she
00:38:01was a student she used all her points up she didn't have enough to learn advanced magic before graduation
00:38:07what's with you are you still thinking about how much of a loner you were at school I was not I was
00:38:25just thinking about unions deal you mean about her skills well yeah I thought advanced magic was
00:38:32something that came naturally to you all not quite when I was a student I decided to save up all the
00:38:43skill points I could so I could apply them to explosion magic it was hard not to use my points because I ran
00:38:50the risk of falling behind in class then one day
00:38:56well I stood there hesitating union went and used up all her points to learn intermediate magic and then
00:39:14she saved Komiko wow so like she sacrificed her advancement so you could learn explosion magic
00:39:25it's not like I asked her to hmm oh wow now she's an even greater mage than you so I guess it worked
00:39:35out for her in the end she's badass what is wrong with this woman what is she even doing here
00:39:49stand that lady Sylvia she's dangerous and there's no telling what she'll do it might be a trap she can't
00:39:55hit anything but she can sure take a pounding as long as there was light in my eyes you shall not pass
00:40:01darkness darkness we heard the commotion we brought some help from the village
00:40:05Kazuma this is most vexing I was so disappointed to learn only female orcs are left so I sought the
00:40:12devil king's general but it turns out she is a woman too would you shut up already for a second there you
00:40:19were looking pretty cool ah now I understand your actions you were buying time by the way you stubbornly
00:40:26endured our attacks you must be a high level crusader your clumsiness was all part of your act wasn't
00:40:33it oh yes indeed it was as my allies here would you must be the general just so you know that crusader
00:40:42fought Vaanir another of the devil king's generals she fought Vaanir I'd heard he went to Axel and was
00:40:49never seen again you people are to blame yep and Megumin here finished him off Lord Vaanir's dead
00:40:56he's not the only one Verdiah the Dullahan Hans the poison slime and the one and only mobile fortress
00:41:05destroyer the four of us took them all down baby Verdiah and Hans we lost contact with Hans a while ago
00:41:14after he infiltrated arc and retia so it must be true you are their leader yes come now tell me your
00:41:21name my name's Mitsurugi Yoya Mitsurugi remember that he picked the bravest guy he knew to impersonate
00:41:35what'd you expect he doesn't want the devil king to know about him so you're Mitsurugi with the magic
00:41:42that's me I didn't expect to face such a powerful party we'll let you guys go just this once taking
00:41:49you down won't be much of a challenge if we got all this help I appreciate that Mitsurugi we shall meet
00:41:55again then we shall test your metal well next time I see Kyoya drinks are on me
00:42:25good morning you know I'm feeling so good now
00:42:44chill out I was just holding your hand to keep warm really that's all I guess I overreacted there
00:43:00I'm sorry no biggie I'm used to it now just like I'm used to not being appreciated for all the good
00:43:09I do like always cleaning up after you guys and getting killed yeah you're right things are in order
00:43:18for letting this lone arch wizard join your party even though the only spell I use is explosion thank
00:43:29you and for taking me out to practice and carrying me home on your back thank you and for letting me
00:43:37stay in the party even though I cause so much trouble thank you
00:43:42you're so quiet all of a sudden don't tell me you're embarrassed now you're the one who wanted
00:43:49this yeah well I guess in the end I wouldn't be where I am without you guys and all you do to put it
00:43:57like your people my name is Kazuma Sato the weakest adventurer in Axel the best at attracting all the
00:44:06danger the guy who'll be rich soon and spend the rest of his days goofing off with his friends
00:44:11the luckiest guy in the world well said and I'm the luckiest girl
00:44:22it sure isn't usually cold tonight it feels like my room's all covered in ice
00:44:31Kazuma would you please explain this maybe it was one of those indoor type blizzards that I've been
00:44:40hearing about let me out let me out let me out open the door open the door mom help me
00:44:47Kazuma Sato the window shut did you get in bed before you catch your death I won't do anything
00:44:53I take back all the nice things I said just now fine get sick your call
00:44:58hot diggity I'm never saying anything nice about you again she was the one who grabbed my hand
00:45:11now we're like a couple riding out the end of a marriage
00:45:14hey easy does it or things are gonna I see what darkness means now whenever you have a chance
00:45:33with her you get all tense and in the end you don't do a thing you're pretty harmless after all
00:45:39what does she is this it is she down to get down
00:45:45I'm in my popular face
00:45:48attention the devil king's army is attacking
00:45:52they are in the village
00:45:53of course they are
00:45:56where do you think you're going
00:46:03how dare you interrupt my night of romance and passion
00:46:07why you gonna come around here spoiling the mood
00:46:09you're gonna get such an ass will be
00:46:11I'm so sorry I
00:46:12wait a moment no one speaks to me like that especially you
00:46:17oh I see did I interrupt your copulation ritual
00:46:23oh my me do you people know what time it is
00:46:27we got the general lady out here get Megami's parents
00:46:31okay I don't care if you're hot you'll get no mercy
00:46:35you mess with the wrong guy tonight I'm a champion of gender equality
00:46:39and I'm gonna throw me out on your ass
00:46:41are you sure you're the courageous Mitsurugi
00:46:45I thought Graham the magic sword would be bigger
00:46:48it's Chunchumaru
00:46:50what that is what a sword is called Chunchumaru
00:46:54and you would be wise to knock or comparing it to some plain old magic sword like Graham
00:46:59then you're not Mitsurugi
00:47:06no my name's Kazuma Sato
00:47:08and I didn't tell you that before
00:47:10because I thought you put a bounty on my head or something
00:47:13you are the silliest thing ever
00:47:15Kazuma
00:47:16you there the people of this house have gone for assistance surrender now
00:47:21now now don't struggle sweetie
00:47:27thank you god wait she's the devil king general
00:47:30I'm trapped in the boobs of a tall curvy boss with soft skin and a big round ass
00:47:33yes thank you thank you god
00:47:35I'll save you from her clutches
00:47:37no you will destroy Kazuma with her
00:47:40I have decided to take this boy as my hostage
00:47:43wait if you need a hostage take me
00:47:46oh my you are a naughty one
00:47:48I'm having the best life right now
00:47:51it started with Yunyun wanting to have my baby
00:47:53then the orc chicks the megamine and now Sylvia
00:47:56okay the orcs were a little
00:47:58but I've been on fire lately
00:48:00I guess this really is my popular phase
00:48:03or maybe it's just my high looks that
00:48:04who knows who cares
00:48:06boobs
00:48:07okay honey time out stop breathing so hard
00:48:10you're making it so I'm heating up something fierce
00:48:13secret exorcism
00:48:15how sneaky
00:48:19but I have bad news
00:48:22I'm not a pure-blooded demon
00:48:23so your spell won't kill me
00:48:25my name is Sylvia
00:48:28chief of enhanced monster development
00:48:30and I have augmented and modified my body to suit me
00:48:34I am Sylvia the growth chimera
00:48:37and this boy is now mine
00:48:40come let us be one again
00:48:42the fiend
00:48:43Kazuma
00:48:44of course he lets himself be taken
00:48:55I did not
00:48:57this is so weird
00:48:59I fit perfectly and feel so safe
00:49:01it's like a sanctuary in here
00:49:03do not worry Kazuma
00:49:05I shall free you
00:49:06nope I'm good
00:49:08huh
00:49:09I'm fine right where I am
00:49:11why do you care
00:49:12y'all just take me for granted anyway
00:49:14so let me have this
00:49:15see Sylvia here
00:49:17she actually appreciates me
00:49:19it's enough to make a guy
00:49:20defect to the devil
00:49:21king's army
00:49:23you want me back
00:49:25how about apologizing
00:49:26for not appreciating me more
00:49:27this is not the time
00:49:29nor the place for jokes
00:49:30you are in a lot of danger
00:49:32true
00:49:32you have accomplished great feats
00:49:35and we are all the better for it
00:49:36I could ask my father
00:49:38to give you a medal
00:49:38to honor
00:49:39not good enough
00:49:40you can't win me over with stuff
00:49:42I want something more
00:49:44I mean are you seeing this
00:49:45I got Sylvia
00:49:46the devil king's general
00:49:47giving me the pillow treatment
00:49:49unlike someone
00:49:51come on darkness
00:49:51what you got that can top
00:49:53what Sylvia's got
00:49:54my sturdy defense
00:49:56hell no
00:49:58I mean you're freaking stacked
00:49:59your body's so fine
00:50:01it brings all the guys
00:50:01to their knees
00:50:02how can you be so dead
00:50:04I am not a seductress
00:50:06yes you are
00:50:07you totally are
00:50:08that body's wasted on you
00:50:09my luck stats higher than ever
00:50:11I've never been more popular
00:50:12with the chicks
00:50:13and if you want me back
00:50:14you're gonna have to step up
00:50:15apologize for being such a tease
00:50:17do it now
00:50:18or I'm gonna go off with Sylvia
00:50:19and live out the rest of my
00:50:21popular face with her
00:50:22oh you are so delightful
00:50:24but you're being a little too harsh
00:50:26with your lady friends
00:50:27stay with me
00:50:28and I'll teach you
00:50:29how to understand the female
00:50:31a demon such as yourself
00:50:33could never know anything
00:50:34about a human woman
00:50:36actually I know a lot about women
00:50:38women and men in fact
00:50:40I'll bet
00:50:42she's got a whole lot of things
00:50:43guys and girls can appreciate
00:50:45yes sir
00:50:46she is one sophisticated lady
00:50:48why to be honest
00:50:50I am part man myself
00:50:52sorry
00:50:56say what
00:50:57were your cute little ears blocked
00:50:59I'm a chimera sweetie
00:51:01I added all sorts of things to my body
00:51:04like these breasts you love
00:51:05don't panic
00:51:07we'll rescue you somehow
00:51:09stay calm
00:51:10deep breaths
00:51:11deep breaths
00:51:13I must say
00:51:14you are a fine stack of man
00:51:16holding you like this
00:51:17has my body all tingly
00:51:18tucked to bottom
00:51:20pardon me
00:51:21Sylvia
00:51:22it feels like something's
00:51:23poking my butt
00:51:24actually something is
00:51:29something is
00:51:30something is
00:51:31something is
00:51:32something is
00:51:32something is
00:51:33oh my god
00:51:37no let me go
00:51:43keep your dick away from me
00:51:45would you relax
00:51:46I'm not going to do anything to you
00:51:48I promise
00:51:49I gave your friends a slip
00:51:52so you're free to go
00:51:53if you wish
00:51:54where are we
00:51:57the storage facility
00:51:58for the crimson demons
00:52:00they locked away
00:52:01an ancient magical weapon here
00:52:03and I have come to claim it
00:52:04so
00:52:05what's this weapon do
00:52:07it's called the mage killer
00:52:10it neutralizes all magic
00:52:13which would be very bad
00:52:15for the crimson demons
00:52:16they put it in storage
00:52:19they did
00:52:20and soon it will be mine
00:52:22what's wrong with my barrier breaker
00:52:25this vault isn't sealed with magic
00:52:27after all
00:52:28enter the K command
00:52:31what
00:52:31you can read that ancient writing
00:52:33yeah
00:52:34it says to unlock the vault
00:52:35you need to use this old cheat code
00:52:37every gamer
00:52:37no
00:52:37the surprises don't seem to stop with you
00:52:40do they my dear
00:52:41I might be a crappy adventurer
00:52:43but I won't spill my guts to you
00:52:45I can get you to talk without using threats and violence
00:52:49you know
00:52:50oh yes
00:52:52your ecstasy will be greater than any succubus can
00:52:55up up down down left right left right
00:52:57okay there it's open
00:52:58does your shamelessness ever bother you
00:53:07hmm
00:53:07oh well
00:53:08the weapon is mine now
00:53:10damn it
00:53:12she got me so nervous
00:53:14I punched in the code
00:53:15I suck
00:53:17it's so dark
00:53:19I can't see a thing
00:53:21but she underestimates how crafty I can be
00:53:26hey
00:53:27do you have a light I can use
00:53:29how dare you push me
00:53:34up up down down left right left right
00:53:36nice knowing ya
00:53:37when I get my hands on you you little
00:53:39no wait
00:53:40curse you
00:53:41Kono Zuba
00:53:42oh good
00:53:44you're okay
00:53:44where is Sylvia
00:53:46she's trapped in there
00:53:48tricked her into going in
00:53:49then slammed the door behind her
00:53:50yeah after about a month or two
00:53:53she won't be in any shape to cause trouble
00:53:54do you plan to starve the devil king's general to death
00:53:58she's escaped us at every turn
00:54:00but you managed to catch her
00:54:01well done outsider
00:54:02yay
00:54:05aren't we all forgetting there's a scary weapon in there with her
00:54:08true
00:54:09but it's fine
00:54:10even we couldn't figure out how to use it
00:54:12if Sylvia can activate the mage killer
00:54:15I'll do a lap around the whole village doing a handstand
00:54:18don't trip flags
00:54:19would you quit worrying Kazuma
00:54:22you defeated one of the devil king's generals
00:54:24and you did it all by yourself this time
00:54:26just remember
00:54:27we're a party
00:54:28so we all get a share of the reward
00:54:30I already know what I'm gonna buy with my share
00:54:33you do this every damn time
00:54:36let's get out of here while we can
00:54:38I never told you how I would use the weapon
00:54:54behold my power
00:54:57to assimilate anything weapon or otherwise into my body
00:55:01for I am Sylvia
00:55:03the gross chimera
00:55:05and now I am the ultimate weapon
00:55:08Kazuma
00:55:14she's got the mage killer
00:55:15we have to get out of here
00:55:16don't just slam her with your mouth open rain
00:55:19we're all doomed
00:55:20we're all doomed
00:55:20abandon the mage
00:55:22even though you tricked me boy
00:55:28I have this power now because of you
00:55:30you may live
00:55:32but I shall wipe your friend's village off the map as you watch
00:55:38what it blazes
00:55:57she's got the legendary mage killer
00:55:59now I shall make you wretches pay for defying me
00:56:08that's lady Sylvia
00:56:13she got her hands on the mage killer
00:56:15go get him
00:56:16go Sylvia
00:56:18go Sylvia
00:56:19how in blazes did she manage to break the seal
00:56:26mr. chief sir
00:56:28if it isn't our guests
00:56:30sorry you had to see our village burn down
00:56:33oh
00:56:33no
00:56:35I'm sorry
00:56:36for letting that thing out
00:56:38that's it then
00:56:39all is lost
00:56:40there's gotta be something we can do to stop her
00:56:45magic cannot destroy the mage killer
00:56:48but there is something
00:56:49that can
00:56:51the monument of the indecipherable inscription tells of it
00:56:55then we're going there
00:56:57come on
00:56:57show us the way to this monument
00:56:58oh no
00:57:04that one hit close to your house
00:57:06Komika's there
00:57:07leave this to me
00:57:08leave this to me
00:57:08you take Kazuma and the others to the monument
00:57:11do not worry
00:57:12I will protect your loved ones
00:57:14it is my duty after all
00:57:17I leave Komiko to you then
00:57:20all right guys it's do or die time
00:57:23interesting way of putting it
00:57:25for an outsider you sure understand our culture
00:57:28I agree
00:57:30such phrasing suits our style
00:57:32I say
00:57:33we show these outsiders how we defend our village
00:57:36are you with me
00:57:38it's like these people look forward to disasters like this
00:57:43sorry to interrupt all of the big dramatic speeches
00:57:46but does anyone want to hear what I think
00:57:48my job is to provide support from a safe distance
00:57:52safe be right
00:57:53you're in this party
00:57:54you're in this party
00:57:54so shut your trap
00:57:55and get a move on
00:57:56almost there
00:58:02Vanir
00:58:02there's an amazing craftsman in this village
00:58:05who can build anything you want
00:58:06your confidence in this person
00:58:08does nothing but fill me with dread
00:58:10oh no don't be silly
00:58:12wait he's the most skilled
00:58:14okay
00:58:21Kazuma back here
00:58:23oh
00:58:24wait
00:58:26that's Japanese
00:58:28Jepa what?
00:58:29you can read that?
00:58:31yeah
00:58:31yeah
00:58:32sort of
00:58:33listen
00:58:34it says this is a record of what happened here
00:58:37one day
00:58:38the king barged into my awesome new life
00:58:41demanding I make him a weapon
00:58:43that could kill the devil king
00:58:44war begets more war I said
00:58:47and then I got my ass handed to me
00:58:52by my hot lab assistant
00:58:53I swear
00:58:55with my power to create
00:58:56I think I've done a lot for this world already
00:58:58I'm all out of ideas
00:59:00why can't the king leave me alone?
00:59:04I made a weapon to deal with the devil king
00:59:07actually they're just some humans
00:59:09I modified
00:59:10master
00:59:11please give our clan a name
00:59:14these people really have a flair
00:59:16for the over dramatic
00:59:17guess that explains the red eyes
00:59:19and serial number tats
00:59:20they wanted so bad
00:59:21they look like a bunch of emo wannabes now
00:59:24I came up with the name
00:59:26crimson demons
00:59:27and they loved it
00:59:28what a bunch of morons
00:59:30would you stop that?
00:59:31I wanna hear
00:59:32get your hands off me already
00:59:34the crimson demons
00:59:36found out about this prototype
00:59:37mage killer thingy I made
00:59:39now they're calling it their
00:59:40greatest threat
00:59:42it is our greatest threat
00:59:43you must create a countermeasure
00:59:46in case it should run amok
00:59:47honestly
00:59:49I'm starting to dig
00:59:51their whole pretentious nerd aesthetic
00:59:52the countermeasure I whipped up
01:00:00came out awesome
01:00:01for something the size of a pole
01:00:02you dry your clothes on
01:00:04it packs enough firepower
01:00:05to destroy the planet
01:00:06I haven't decided what to call it yet
01:00:09so I'm just gonna go with railgun
01:00:11till I do
01:00:11damn I'm good
01:00:13don't just call it a railgun
01:00:15asshole
01:00:15that guy
01:00:17again?
01:00:18quit sending idiots here
01:00:20between the mobile fortress destroyer
01:00:21and the mage killer
01:00:22this dude does nothing
01:00:23but screw everything up
01:00:25what happened?
01:00:25what I meant?
01:00:27the thing we need to kill
01:00:29the mage killer with
01:00:30is in your village
01:00:31right now
01:00:32with someone's freaking
01:00:33laundry hanging on it
01:00:34that's it
01:00:37burn
01:00:39may the flames
01:00:40rid this world
01:00:41of these lunatics
01:00:42once and for all
01:00:44you look beautiful
01:00:46lady Topia
01:00:47like a flower
01:00:49with bad food
01:00:50oh you boys
01:00:51I'm sorry
01:00:53you've had such a rough life
01:00:55I couldn't have made it
01:00:56this far
01:00:57if not for you
01:00:58you're the best army
01:01:00we'll bother you to the end
01:01:04lady
01:01:04topia
01:01:05topia
01:01:06topia
01:01:07topia
01:01:07my name is
01:01:12here upon
01:01:13chief of this village
01:01:14and leader of the
01:01:15crimson demons
01:01:16my name is
01:01:17Poochie
01:01:18legendary instructor
01:01:19of the crimson demons
01:01:20and future headmaster
01:01:21my name is
01:01:22Shikabe
01:01:23the crimson demons
01:01:24foremost fisherman
01:01:25who will one day
01:01:26catch a kraken
01:01:27my name is
01:01:28Chakamiya
01:01:29proprietor of the
01:01:30crimson demons
01:01:30greatest bakery
01:01:31and master of yeast
01:01:33my name is
01:01:34my name is
01:01:35burning
01:01:35flash
01:01:37flash
01:01:38flash
01:01:39that's not good
01:02:06well at least we tried
01:02:08you couldn't even get rid of the goglins
01:02:11this magic weapon is astounding
01:02:14no wonder the crimson demons were afraid of it and kept it hidden away
01:02:19now it will end them
01:02:23ancient
01:02:25dispel
01:02:27I thought we were goners
01:02:37what the heck was that about
01:02:38don't stop
01:02:39keep lighting her up
01:02:41diabolical flames
01:02:42run wild
01:02:43inferno
01:02:45my magic
01:02:48I can't cast anything
01:02:49my teleport spell isn't working
01:02:52uh oh
01:02:53we can't
01:02:54stop the mage killer
01:02:55after all
01:02:56without
01:02:57magic the crimson demons
01:02:59is nothing but a bunch of cowards
01:03:01let's go get her
01:03:02get your butts back here
01:03:10hurry
01:03:10I am I am
01:03:12ah
01:03:13ah
01:03:13ah
01:03:14ah
01:03:14ah
01:03:15ah
01:03:16ah
01:03:16ah
01:03:17ah
01:03:17ah
01:03:18ah
01:03:18ah
01:03:19ah
01:03:19ah
01:03:20ah
01:03:21ah
01:03:21why hello there
01:03:23ladies
01:03:23ah
01:03:24ah
01:03:25if you were boys
01:03:26cute boys
01:03:27cute boys I would have spared your lives maybe
01:03:29instead you'll suffer for your clan's insolence
01:03:33what do we do?
01:03:35light up
01:03:36save us
01:03:37I have come to put an end to your wickedness Sylvia
01:03:49oh it's your little girl chief
01:04:01yun yun yun
01:04:02yun yun
01:04:02what are you doing?
01:04:04you're my friends
01:04:05I can't abandon you
01:04:07yun yun
01:04:09my name is yun yun
01:04:14arch wizard and master of the most advanced magic
01:04:18the greatest mage of the crimson demons
01:04:21and future leader of the crimson demon clan
01:04:24my girl
01:04:30she never liked reciting her intro
01:04:32but by damn she never meant
01:04:33that's my student
01:04:34yes sir
01:04:35I taught her everything she knows
01:04:37yun yun
01:04:38go get her
01:04:39yun yun
01:04:40yun yun
01:04:41yun yun yun
01:04:42I challenge you
01:04:43if you wish to destroy my village
01:04:46you'll have to get through me to do it
01:04:47how adorable
01:04:49so adorable
01:04:50it makes the bile rise in my throat
01:04:52challenge accepted
01:04:54my crimson eyes cannot ignore evil at work
01:05:01yun yun
01:05:03destroying it
01:05:04is my crimson fate
01:05:06scope is set
01:05:11yeah baby
01:05:12this'll shut her down for good
01:05:14all these years and I've been hanging laundry from it
01:05:18go figure
01:05:18that's my future son-in-law
01:05:21sylvia
01:05:22it's been fun
01:05:24this is goodbye
01:05:27what the hell is it broken
01:05:33perhaps not
01:05:35a good hard smack should fix it
01:05:37don't break it
01:05:39it's your fault
01:05:40I charge it up with plenty of magic power
01:05:42nevermind
01:05:43go help yun yun before she gets killed
01:05:45the star takes the stage
01:05:49I take it back
01:05:50I think I said anything
01:05:52not happening sweetie
01:05:53my name is Megamine
01:05:55supreme wielder of magic
01:05:57and greatest of my clan
01:05:59summoner of the wrath of the heavens
01:06:02stop conjuring that ridiculous spell
01:06:04explosions don't work on earth
01:06:06I'm fine
01:06:07I'm fine
01:06:08come forth
01:06:10and dance
01:06:11a horde of flame
01:06:13and by my commands
01:06:15reveal your fury
01:06:17explosion
01:06:19oh shit
01:06:20oh well that didn't work
01:06:36since I'm a goddess
01:06:37I have to protect Komiko
01:06:38so we're gonna run and hide now
01:06:40look at the drying pool's glowing
01:06:43it wasn't broken after all
01:06:47it was just out of magical power
01:06:49what could they be plotting
01:06:51Sylvia
01:06:53when you get to the other side
01:06:56you be sure and tell the other generals
01:06:58I said hi
01:06:59you tell them
01:07:01Kazoo
01:07:01woohoo
01:07:02what the
01:07:12is this
01:07:13how it all
01:07:15my name is Komiko
01:07:24the lovableest little sis
01:07:25and the cremst of demons
01:07:26and a feeder of the double case general
01:07:29what happened
01:07:43where am I
01:07:45swap
01:07:47whoo
01:07:48ha ha ha ha hahuh
01:07:48tap
01:07:49you
01:07:49whoo
01:07:50hey
01:07:51over here
01:07:53come over
01:07:55join us
01:07:56I've never been this clean before
01:08:00if perdia and Hans are here
01:08:02then this place is
01:08:04K
01:08:04come with us
01:08:08and we can hobnob like the old days
01:08:11Self-detergent, self-detergent, self-detergent.
01:08:16No! I don't want to die! I don't want to cross! Over!
01:08:23Come with us.
01:08:35What a horrible way to go.
01:08:38From now on, I swear I'll never take another life.
01:08:43All right, that does it. Quit tripping flags or you're out of the party.
01:08:49I want to live!
01:08:55Join us! Join us!
01:09:00I'm only now...
01:09:04I will live!
01:09:07What is that?
01:09:09This is why we brought us back to the dead!
01:09:11Not only him.
01:09:13Birdia, too!
01:09:19I will not let it end like this!
01:09:22I have not worked this hard just to die!
01:09:26I refuse to die!
01:09:30Oh, crap!
01:09:31Dracula! Slow down! Don't leave me behind!
01:09:34Go faster! Can't you run any faster?
01:09:36I'm not even exploring!
01:09:38Explore me!
01:09:40I have not.
01:09:41It's gonna be the same time.
01:09:44It's gonna be the same time.
01:09:46Let's fight it!
01:09:47Boom!
01:09:48You were not.
01:09:49Exploring me!
01:09:50!"
01:09:503x2
01:09:52You're not.
01:09:53You're not.
01:09:54You're not.
01:09:55You're not.
01:09:56You're not.
01:09:56You're not.
01:09:57You're not.
01:09:58You're not.
01:09:59It's going to be the same time.
01:10:00She's resurrecting me!
01:10:04What the hell did you tell yourself to care?
01:10:07Somehow I managed to keep my soul from passing on.
01:10:11And now I will crush you all!
01:10:23Cursed? Crystal prison!
01:10:30Aaaaaah!
01:10:36Kazuma! Oh thank goodness! We made it in the nick of time!
01:10:39What are you doing here?
01:10:42I am also here, oh cowardly boy.
01:10:46We came to see the village craftsman.
01:10:49Someone I was told could fabricate your inventions.
01:10:51Although, it appears you've unleashed a magical weapon to save your skin.
01:10:57You can't hide the truth from a mind-reading demon.
01:11:00Now then, if the craftsman is dead, our deal might be delayed and...
01:11:05By the looks of it, it may very well be.
01:11:07Hey! If that demon means what I think he means, does that mean we're not gonna be filthy rich anymore?
01:11:13Aaaaaah!
01:11:14Hold on!
01:11:22What are you doing here?
01:11:24It's so nice to see you again, Sylvia.
01:11:26Is there a way to resolve this peacefully?
01:11:29Absolutely not!
01:11:30Oh, drat.
01:11:31If the devil king finds out I'm still alive, it could cause gods of trouble for me.
01:11:36You lousy rotten chairs!
01:11:39You managed to send me some bajon, Kazuma!
01:11:47I'm not going back to sleep in a stable, do you hear?
01:11:50Now that I got a taste of the bajon life, I'm leaving poverty to the parts!
01:11:54Ha, ha, ha!
01:12:09This isn't like you!
01:12:10I can't believe you'd turn yourself into whatever that is!
01:12:13Shut up!
01:12:14You don't know what it's like for us on the front lines.
01:12:17All you ever did was split around the castle.
01:12:20You had the easiest life out of all of us, and I always hated you for it!
01:12:24Aaaaaah!
01:12:25Hurry, Kazuma!
01:12:27We need one of your sneaky plans!
01:12:28I want my explosion spell back, too, so give it.
01:12:31God, what is wrong with your stupid brain?
01:12:34Can't you see Wiz and Von here aren't doing jack to her?
01:12:37Crap!
01:12:44Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha!
01:12:46It didn't work!
01:12:48I can't seem to do much damage to her, either.
01:12:51How could she be that strong and so unfair?
01:12:54Think!
01:12:55She's gotta have a weakness!
01:12:56Her boobs, or like...
01:12:58Like...
01:12:59Like...
01:13:00Like...
01:13:01Like...
01:13:02Like...
01:13:04Like...
01:13:05Like my popular phase!
01:13:08That's it!
01:13:10Why'd you stop?
01:13:19I hate my sucky life!
01:13:21Get ready to die, you traitor!
01:13:41Where?
01:13:53Huh?
01:13:59Wiz!
01:14:00Are you okay?
01:14:00It's not safe for you here!
01:14:03This is the final battle!
01:14:04No way am I sitting it out...
01:14:06Greetings, inept and depraved, knight.
01:14:15Why do you seem different?
01:14:17God soaks! That mind-reading demon Varnir is with you!
01:14:21Nice to see you again, Verdea the Hero Slayer.
01:14:25What do those outsiders think they're doing?
01:14:27Look over there!
01:14:32Megalene? Union!
01:14:34Those idiots can't even use teleports!
01:14:36Could it be?
01:14:38They plan to sacrifice themselves.
01:14:41What?
01:14:42No! Union!
01:14:46What's she thinking?
01:14:48Get your ass back here, Megalene!
01:14:53Everyone!
01:14:55Please, I need all your help.
01:14:58Blessing! Blessing! Blessing! Blessing! Blessing! Blessing!
01:15:03You've had a lot of crazy ideas till now, but this is the craziest.
01:15:08I know I'll be fine.
01:15:10How?
01:15:10I've got a goddess on my side, that's how.
01:15:14So, keep on buffing my luck, partner.
01:15:17You got it!
01:15:22Can we trust someone like her?
01:15:37She's a dark one.
01:15:39But this...
01:15:40This right here is the kind of plan I live for.
01:15:44You like dramatic twists as much as us.
01:15:47Way to go, Outsider.
01:15:48Oh, why, thank you.
01:15:50Everyone, focus!
01:15:52The others can only distract her for so long.
01:15:54I need all your power.
01:15:56I'm sick of battling a village full of maniacs
01:16:07and having nothing to show for it!
01:16:10For as long as I've been stationed here,
01:16:12I fought proudly as the Devil King's general,
01:16:15and my adoring troops fought loyally for me!
01:16:19I'm through!
01:16:20When I was close to dying,
01:16:27I realized something.
01:16:29This whole time, I was wrong.
01:16:32My life is more than my work!
01:16:35I want to be appreciated by someone other than my goblin army!
01:16:39We all chipped in and got you these, m'lady.
01:16:44I have co-workers but no love!
01:16:47What do I have to do to get a little romance?
01:16:50Until I have someone who truly loves me,
01:16:52my life is meaningless!
01:16:54Oh, shut up!
01:17:04Open your eyes.
01:17:08Sylvia, when we met,
01:17:10I knew without a doubt
01:17:12you were the one for me!
01:17:20You're not just saying that
01:17:27to make me feel better, are you?
01:17:29Sylvia...
01:17:30You impetuous boy.
01:17:38Darling...
01:17:39Darling...
01:17:48Darling...
01:17:49Love me?
01:17:52Oh, yeah.
01:17:53Oh, yeah.
01:17:53I love you!
01:18:07Guys, take it from here!
01:18:15That's a lot of magic!
01:18:17Megumin!
01:18:19Union!
01:18:19It's up to you now!
01:18:29This is the magic power
01:18:30of everyone in the village!
01:18:36He's gonna seduce her
01:18:37and become her weak spot?
01:18:39That's the dumbest idea!
01:18:41Kazuma must be insane!
01:18:43Darn it.
01:18:43If only I knew advanced magic!
01:18:46Megumin...
01:18:47Kazuma obviously has faith
01:18:50in your skill with explosions.
01:18:52He wouldn't have come up
01:18:53with this plan if he didn't.
01:18:58You haven't lost faith
01:19:00in your explosion magic,
01:19:01have you?
01:19:02Power...
01:19:07Power...
01:19:08Searching...
01:19:09Power...
01:19:11My name is Union,
01:19:17the greatest mage
01:19:19among the Crimson Demon Clan!
01:19:22My name is Megumin,
01:19:24the greater mage
01:19:25among the Crimson Demon Clan!
01:19:27Thanks to Union,
01:19:29I was able to pursue
01:19:30explosion magic!
01:19:32and become who I am!
01:19:34Thanks to my rival Megumin,
01:19:36I got to become who I am!
01:19:41Light of Saber!
01:19:46Let the storm blow!
01:19:48Let the flame roar!
01:19:54Explosion magic's the greatest!
01:19:56It's the ultimate magic
01:19:57that turns the impossible possible!
01:19:59Explosion!
01:20:00Explosion!
01:20:01Explosion!
01:20:02Explosion!
01:20:09To pulp!
01:20:14It is a barrier!
01:20:16To dream!
01:20:19To love!
01:20:21Don't give up Megamine, you can do it Union!
01:20:30I'm so proud of my students!
01:20:38Your pathetic magic spells cannot stop me!
01:20:41I will go on and on and on, forever!
01:20:44Sylvia, wherever you go, I go!
01:20:53Love? Me?
01:20:55Oh, yeah.
01:21:03Tell them I brought down the barrier in your heart!
01:21:14Kazuma Sato, even though you toyed with my heart, I still love you!
01:21:27I hate my popular face!
01:21:44Well, so much for my popular face.
01:21:54If Aqua hadn't buffed my luck to the max with her blessings, I doubt there'd be even a molecule of mine left to reincarnate.
01:22:02That plan was beyond risky, even for someone with higher than average luck, like me.
01:22:07Oh, welcome back, Kazuma!
01:22:14I heard you've been through some hell, tough guy.
01:22:17But in the end, that's what adventuring's all about.
01:22:20Here's to coming back alive!
01:22:22Let's all give Kazuma heroes welcome!
01:22:25Kazuma! Kazuma! Kazuma! Kazuma! Kazuma! Kazuma! Kazuma!
01:22:30Nothing like seeing a warrior get some love.
01:22:32Kazuma!
01:22:34Might as well enjoy this, cause who knows when I'll have another popular face.
01:22:41There!
01:22:43The weather today is perfect for a picnic.
01:22:46Oh, man. That had to be our craziest adventure yet.
01:22:50Well, thanks to me.
01:22:55If only I knew advanced magic, you wouldn't have had to die. Again.
01:23:00Obviously. You know, going through the resurrection process sucks till you're fully revived.
01:23:06Don't get me wrong, though. Dying's painful, too.
01:23:09Hey.
01:23:14You okay?
01:23:18I'd like to ask a terrible favor of you.
01:23:22From now on, I'll be a useful mage for this party.
01:23:26Hmm.
01:23:29So you want me to make the selection for advanced magic for you.
01:23:36No more path of explosions?
01:23:38Nope, I'm done.
01:23:39I won't use that magic again.
01:23:41From now on, I'll wield advanced magic!
01:23:44I'll be the Crimson Demon's greatest mage!
01:23:47Still working on my intro, though.
01:23:49I'm gonna put all my energy into being number one among the Crimson Demons.
01:23:55It shouldn't take long.
01:23:56I have higher magic potential than Yunyun, don't you know?
01:23:59And there's no way I'm gonna let her take that title from me.
01:24:02Hmm.
01:24:03If that's what you want.
01:24:05Here.
01:24:06Thanks.
01:24:07Let's get back to the others.
01:24:08Hey, set one off for me.
01:24:09You know, for old time's sake.
01:24:10Huh?
01:24:11You haven't done one today, so you might as well go out with a bang.
01:24:12Uh...
01:24:13Uh...
01:24:14Uh...
01:24:15Uh...
01:24:16Uh...
01:24:17Uh...
01:24:18Uh...
01:24:19Uh...
01:24:20Uh...
01:24:21Uh...
01:24:22Uh...
01:24:23Uh...
01:24:24Uh...
01:24:25Uh...
01:24:26Uh...
01:24:27Uh...
01:24:28Uh...
01:24:29Uh...
01:24:30Uh...
01:24:31Uh...
01:24:32Uh...
01:24:33Uh...
01:24:34Uh...
01:24:35Uh...
01:24:36Uh...
01:24:37I can't believe you.
01:24:38Uh...
01:24:39I literally just made a vow to never use explosion magic ever again!
01:24:44Heh heh.
01:24:45Uh...
01:24:46Uh...
01:24:47Uh...
01:24:48Uh...
01:24:49Uh...
01:24:50Uh...
01:24:51Very well then!
01:24:52I will conjure it one last time, and it shall be an explosion that will shake the heavens!
01:24:58Goodbye.
01:25:11Explosion!
01:25:28My name is Megamine, archwizard and wielder of explosions, Axel's foremost mage!
01:25:58Chi, who will one day master Explosion magic!
01:26:03That's so cute!
01:26:04Do I need the greatest mage ever? Nah.
01:26:07I already got one who can destroy the Devil King's generals with one explosion.
01:26:12If you know someone who can do better, I'd love to meet him.
01:26:16Loop!
01:26:17Kazuma, Megamine, the Chi is ready!
01:26:20I made a fantastic lunch today!
01:26:23I thought it's just leftovers!
01:26:25It is, but since I packed it, it's fantastic!
01:26:29Of course it is!
01:26:30That one gets 120 points!
01:26:42I'm so proud of you!
01:26:48The story of the world is a battle of the world.
01:26:50I'm so proud of you!
01:26:52I'm so proud of you!
01:26:54I'm so proud of you!
01:26:56The mountain is only hidden in the mountains
01:27:06This city is so bad
01:27:14It was so bad that it was so bad
01:27:22Ima tada omoi wa masu baakari
01:27:32Modorenai to waわかってる
01:27:40Ima dake jotto ano kora ni
01:27:47Yama ni ma mo raete, kawa de asomda
01:27:56Kara appo ni natara wa chanto kaeru yo
01:28:04Chanto kaeru yo, naza kondo me
01:28:17Kitos kaeru yo, naza kira
01:28:43冬を知る 大丈夫
01:28:47側に居る
01:28:49サッとFall me forever
01:28:52胸に流れゆくメロディ
01:28:58君と歌い続けるTeen for me
01:29:04ここで解き放つ魔法が
01:29:101ミリだけ誰かの今日揺らすんだ
01:29:17走れギュッと心繋いで
01:29:20探してんだ無限のレインボー
01:29:23鮮やかすぎるこの世界にもっと祝福
01:29:29世界はいつかエモチョン
01:29:32真実はいつもクエスチョン
01:29:35それでも続くだろう
01:29:39この素晴らしい世界を
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