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00:00These are the funniest videos on the internet
00:12Among Us! Among Us!
00:20Hey man, take care of man!
00:22You wanna race?
00:24Nah, the cop's right there!
00:30That's the best!
00:32...
00:34I can't get it!
00:41I'm free!
00:42Hey buddy...
00:44I can't burn it!
00:50I'm free!
01:04Oh damn!
01:06This guy wanted to see if he could chug sparkling water without burping.
01:10Oh my gosh!
01:14What do I do?
01:16Mom, why'd you have to take me to Supercuts?
01:18This haircut looks horrible!
01:20I had a coupon.
01:22You look good, honey.
01:24Let's go!
01:26Let's go!
01:28No!
01:30I can't!
01:32I can't!
01:34I can't!
01:36Why are you drinking Pedialyte, bro?
01:42I need it.
01:44Use both your eyes.
01:46Some.
01:48Alright, what do you want?
01:50Uh, can I get a bunch of fries and a McFlurry?
01:52Can I touch a bunch of guys who are furries?
01:54I'll chew it!
01:56You're gonna have a very long day at work.
01:58You should go to bed.
02:00Yeah!
02:02These girls found a squirrel on the side of the road that they thought could use some help.
02:10Jayden has one dollar bill, one quarter, and two pennies.
02:14How, how much money, how much money does he have?
02:18Jayden broke.
02:20Guys, my little sister's here with me.
02:25And she has crazy hair.
02:27So say hi, Alaya.
02:29Say hi.
02:31Here.
02:32Say hi.
02:33I'm gonna show you.
02:35I know how to do a cartwheel.
02:37There we are.
02:40How many rocks?
02:42One, two, three.
02:44Oh, no!
02:45Oh, Athena!
02:47So, three, two, one, shoot.
02:55In my life, I swear.
02:56No.
02:57Hey, may Zeus himself strike me down if I'm lying.
03:04Hey, didn't strike me though.
03:10What did you learn about in school?
03:11Martha LaGuerre King Jr.
03:13Martha LaGuerre King Jr.
03:15What'd he do?
03:16He died for a sentence.
03:18No, that was...
03:29They were trying really hard to get him to dance.
03:32You constantly ried to dance.
03:35What he did?
03:36Me for older than he was the one.
03:38AHHHHHSHSHSHSHSHSHSHSHSHSHSHSHSHSHSHSHSHSHSHSHSHSHSHSHSHSHSHSHS!
03:46WHOOH!
03:47Oh my god, where are you, PSH!
03:49Oh my god, what are you serious?
03:54Oh, oh.
03:55yeah it is god look how smart i am
04:01oh look at that you found it i found it that means we can fix your car
04:09can you draw a circle
04:12british humor is really something else
04:19he's doing well
04:21what's your secret mate
04:27hey zion
04:29you should have yes
04:31what
04:33oh is that what that is
04:35now that
04:37uh oh
04:39what in the tarnation
04:41thank you
04:43she tried to pick up this firefighter
04:57we need a number
04:59nine
05:01nine
05:03one
05:05so you guys need to leave the property for 24 hours and if you don't right now i'm gonna make it six months
05:09would you kiss me though
05:11okay it's now six months
05:13no i can't
05:14going shopping
05:15yeah
05:16what's up
05:22this guy really didn't think this through
05:36what's this
05:39okay i like it
05:41picasso
05:42yeah that way
05:43actually wait a minute
05:44you missed the bug
05:46but i got you homeboy
05:49hold on
05:50um
05:52oh
05:57oh
05:59oh
06:05oh
06:06oh
06:07oh my god
06:08I got upset with what a viewer called him.
06:10What do you mean bro's built like a 1x1 LEGO piece?
06:13What even is a 1x1 LEGO piece?
06:20Yep, you're banned.
06:38Why is this toy being so dramatic?
06:43Oh shoot, it's hey hey. What the freak?
06:59Blow it out!
07:03There's this internet challenge where people try to stand at an egg.
07:08You're not there!
07:10Oh p*****!
07:12Oh p*****!
07:14Oh p*****!
07:15Oh p*****!
07:16Oh p*****!
07:17Oh p*****!
07:18Oh p*****!
07:23Oh p*****!
07:26Oh my God!
07:28Oh my God!
07:29Wait mom film it!
07:32Wow!
07:33What do you bring about?
07:34Oh my God!
07:35Oh p*****!
07:36Dr. Riz is real and he's coming for your grandma.
07:38You look a mad scientist.
07:39What do I need, doctor?
07:40I can't give it to you here baby.
07:42Oh my God!
07:43Oh p*****!
07:44Oh p*****!
07:45Oh p*****!
07:46Oh p*****!
07:47Oh p*****!
07:48What do you got, boys?
07:52What do you got, boys?
07:55What happened?
07:57Say it, please!
07:59Someone ordered pizza from both Pizza Hut and Domino's, so there's only one way to settle something like this.
08:20They want us to fight, bro, but they want us to do.
08:23We gotta do it, brother.
08:24Alright, f***.
08:26Let's go, homie, let's go, let's go.
08:29Oh, yeah, do a picture.
08:31Charlie, one piece, you don't want to knock them all out.
08:46Park break engaged?
08:48Well, congratulations, big guy!
08:51Oh, way to go, boy!
08:52Oh, my God, that is a beautiful black queen.
08:55Oh, sorry, right here.
08:56Where'd you get this from, bro?
08:57I'm not even gonna lie, you know what I'm saying, bro?
08:59You left in the corner over there, you know what I'm saying?
09:00Oh, for real?
09:01Yeah, but I got to go.
09:02Dude, these guys took a picture of a random security guard and put him on a t-shirt.
09:06What do you think, right there?
09:08Let's get this.
09:09Let's get this.
09:10Let's get this.
09:11Let's get this.
09:12I appreciate everything that you do, so I wanted to gift this to you.
09:18You got it?
09:19And then I can put my hair number one.
09:21Hi, from Panama City Beach, Florida.
09:27We're here where a large hole has been uncovered.
09:29And as we're digging through here, we're trying to figure out what's going on here.
09:32I'm not sure if this is a sinkhole to China or what.
09:35I think I see something.
09:36Is this the USA?
09:40Can anyone translate what this baby said?
09:42Do you have anything to say?
09:48That's a cup of uh...
09:49Oh, that's that cup of uh...
09:51Cup of uh...
09:52That's that cup of uh...
09:53That's that cup of uh...
09:54That's uh...
09:55That's that...
09:56That's a cup of uh...
09:57That's a cup of uh...
09:58That's a cup of uh...
09:59You just wanna tell me!
10:00Ah!
10:09A hearing was taking place during a virtual court session, and a lawyer forgot to turn
10:16off the cat filter.
10:17Mr. Ponton, I believe you have a filter turned on in the video settings to uh...
10:24Uh...
10:25We're trying to...
10:26Can you hear me, Judge?
10:28I can hear you.
10:29I think it's a filter...
10:31It is, and I don't know how to remove it.
10:34I'm prepared to go forward with it.
10:36I do not-
10:37That's-
10:38I'm here live.
10:39I-I'm not a cat.
10:43KAAAAA!
10:55Lightning barking
10:57Ow!
10:58Yeah!
10:59Ow!
11:00Owh!
11:01My bad bruh!
11:03So, why did he pick the most awkward place possible to propose to her?
11:04Hi, how are you?
11:25Do you speak Spanish?
11:28Can I get a large Dr. Pepper?
11:35Oh my gosh, I made it, I made it, I made it, oh my gosh, I made it, oh my gosh.
11:42He might be six years old, but he already has that business mindset.
11:46I take pictures of people in this suit, they think I'm out this far, they pay us some money.
11:51I have a job.
11:53Yo, yo, yo, I'm gonna go to jail.
11:56I'm gonna jail, I'm gonna jail, somebody call the cops, I'm gonna jail now, somebody call the cops, I'm gonna jail now, because of you.
12:06You f***ing.
12:14The Uber driver said that the voice and his map app wasn't working properly.
12:18You can't find out your videos, you can't speak from the mouth of the mouth of the room.
12:21That was slippery.
12:31F***ing.
12:33F***ing.
12:36F***ing.
12:38They asked these kids what they wanted to do after graduating from kindergarten.
12:56I want to be pregnant.
13:01I don't know, the whole time.
13:15I'm sorry.
13:20Are you okay, honey?
13:30Spicy ketchup and a water.
13:43And then that's it.
13:48Are y'all getting robbed?
13:53Are y'all getting robbed right now?
13:56He's trying to practice for an upcoming dodgeball game.
14:03Oh man, this is not working.
14:16I mean, I always have a backup plan.
14:20Oh my god, a dinosaur has been walking on my car.
14:25Just kidding, it's me.
14:27She had no idea that the drive-thru speaker has a camera.
14:30Do you guys have your mummy cookie?
14:32Yeah, we do.
14:33Oh my god.
14:35Are you excited?
14:37Heck, that was dope.
14:41I missed it!
14:46Oh, to the moon!
14:51Say funny now.
14:56Oh my god.
14:59Oh my god.
15:00Could you try and stay awake just for a little bit?
15:03You just slept for three hours?
15:07And you just...
15:09He was so excited to show Grandma his new tattoo.
15:19Kai Gregory Thomas Morrison, have you lost your mind?
15:24Have you got a funny video?
15:25I'm so excited about it.
15:26Have you seen the cat?
15:27Have you seen the cat?
15:28You guys have seen the cat?
15:29.
15:30Ok, now none of us can watch TV.
15:34That's my TV!
15:35No , this is why I'm freaking stealing it.
15:37And go on the cuffs.
15:42Sorry.
15:43I asked him how he's been.
15:46I'm just kidding.
15:50For some reason, this happens every time he closes his back door.
16:01oh
16:03Hey
16:29Right there's just got a job
16:31You got a job off
16:40She was making fun of grandma for not having any teeth
16:50I am done with my shift
17:01Yeah
17:05Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
17:10Thank you so much
17:18This guy was trying to show off his car when the worst luck happened
17:21What the f-
17:29One of my subscribers has a pretty interesting professor.
17:32If your name is Paul, you are named after this guy.
17:37And if you say, uh, my dad's name was Paul, so actually I'll say shut up kid, you're missing the big picture.
17:43This is THE Paul.
17:45They really hyped her up just for her to do this.
18:07Some of you guys have been asking for like, a house tour, you want to see where I live.
18:11This is the bedroom. It's pretty chill. I mean, it was hard getting the, uh, the old bed up the stairs and everything, but it's not-
18:18Oh Jesus!
18:23Go.
18:24Oh!
18:25Oh!
18:26Oh!
18:27Oh!
18:28Oh!
18:29Oh!
18:30Oh!
18:31They gave him his first piece of bacon to see what he would think.
18:47Want some bacon?
18:52Thank you, mama.
18:58What the f-
18:59Hey, don't break her.
19:02What the f-
19:03What the f-
19:06Oh my god!
19:07Oh my god!
19:08And have a happy and safe journey home!
19:09And for our guest who parked our Chip and Dale parking lot.
19:10Oh my god!
19:11Oh my god!
19:12Oh my god!
19:13Oh my god!
19:14Oh my god!
19:28Oh my god!
19:29This delivery driver saw this doormat and took it very seriously.
19:46Oh hey, how's it?
19:47Package?
19:48No, I don't.
19:49Oh.
19:50No, I'll tell you about the Lord Gospel of Jesus Christ.
19:52We're eating, we're actually eating dinner now.
19:54Okay, sorry to bother you.
19:55Okay, thank you.
19:56Yeah.
19:57Wow, birthday star?
19:59Hey, hey, hey.
20:02Gotcha.
20:03Yeah, you did.
20:04Oh.
20:05Oh.
20:06Oh.
20:07Oh.
20:08Oh.
20:09Oh.
20:10Oh.
20:11Oh.
20:12Oh.
20:13Oh.
20:14Oh.
20:15Oh.
20:16Oh.
20:17Oh.
20:18Oh.
20:19Oh.
20:20Oh.
20:21Oh.
20:22Oh.
20:23Oh.
20:24Oh.
20:25Oh.
20:26Oh.
20:27Oh, no.
20:32Oh.
20:33Oh.
20:34Oh no.
20:35Oh, no.
20:36They forgot to bring a flag, so they sang the national anthem to this guy's shirt.
20:42Any last words?
20:48None.
20:50Oh!
20:53Come on, let's go see him.
20:54Okay.
20:56Look here, I love you so much.
20:58Oh, that was so nice.
20:59Bye, Tucky.
21:02Oh, it's so nice.
21:04Guys, look at what I got at the arcade.
21:05It's just boner.
21:06I'm going to try to shoot it.
21:12When this person turns on the car, the steering wheel starts to spin.
21:42These dads were making fun of their daughters that were having a photo shoot on the beach.
21:56You almost done?
21:58Yeah.
21:59What's been your favorite part about this hike?
22:02Going to the car.
22:04Get him, Maverick.
22:06Get him.
22:07Get him, Maverick.
22:09Get him, Maverick.
22:11Two points for Quinn!
22:13He just...
22:14Quinn!
22:19You got attitude, bro.
22:20I don't like that weight.
22:21That's a little too...
22:22Do it again.
22:24Wait.
22:26Wait.
22:27Oh!
22:30So this guy stopped to help this guy whose car got stuck in a ditch, but the thing is he doesn't speak any English.
22:35Let's just disassemble the car piece by piece and then reassemble it on the road.
22:50She tried some sour ice cream for the very first time.
22:53Well, the young ladies will just have to wear something like that.
22:58Hello.
22:59Hello.
23:01Do you speak English?
23:03Yes.
23:04Stabil.
23:05I'll get a double pack menu.
23:08I don't understand German.
23:09My daddy has a gold tooth.
23:12Wow.
23:13Gold tooth?
23:15My dad has a gold tooth.
23:16Look.
23:17My dad has diabetes.
23:23I don't know.
23:26Oh, my God.
23:28Oh, she's a good dadg make me my badge, isn't she?
23:33It's a good um...
23:39This YouTuber got some fake weights to trick some people at the gym.
23:42I just eat a good meal. I don't want to throw up.
24:10This university was dealing with a little water prom.
24:26Don't worry, Grandpa wasn't hurt. This poor little guy forgot how to do it.
24:48Wow! You win!
24:58One, two, three.
25:02Go ahead, Wyn.
25:04Thank you for being so patient. You've been so patient.
25:16Oh, D, what do you think? Does it look like you?
25:23This poor kid was scared of the Halloween costume her husband was wearing.
25:28Hello!
25:30What?
25:31Oh, hey!
25:33Good night, Peter!
25:35Oh, my God.
25:37Sugar tree.
25:38I'll get thanks for now.
25:39Please.
25:46We celebrate the beautiful city!
25:48Happy 56th anniversary!
25:50Oh, you're the man!
25:53So I guess garbage trucks can be pretty violent.
26:13What?
26:14Is it the outlet?
26:16Is it the outlet?
26:17Is it the outlet?
26:18Are we yelling at the outlet?
26:20What did you do-
26:21What age should you give up on your dreams?
26:2465.
26:25Why?
26:26Wait, no, actually, 80.
26:2780?
26:28Wait, no, actually, don't give up on your dreams at all.
26:30So, what's your final answer?
26:3275.
26:33Somehow fell through the ceiling totally unharmed.
26:40That is the end of this video, I hope you enjoyed.
26:43And I'll see you guys again, very, very soon.
26:45Later.
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