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00:00:01Drink trash trash boy. You think you can hang with us? You're an orphan who sleeps in an alley behind a school. You're nothing
00:00:09What are you gonna do about it? I'm strong rich handsome. I'm like Batman except better
00:00:16My parents are still alive
00:00:21Stop Paxton stop or I'll tell
00:00:24Look orphan boy so weak. He's a girl to defend him
00:00:36Need your help Angie could have handled this by myself. You're an idiot Jack a big dumb idiot
00:00:45One day I'll be stronger than you one day. You're gonna be sorry for this Paxton Whitlock
00:00:54That was underground fighting phenom, Paxton Whitlock on tonight's win clinching the Asian Continental title from Russian fighter Ivan Spashov
00:01:06Sources say Paxton now seeks a sponsorship from an American gym so that he can pursue the North American title
00:01:13Hey Jack sun's up toilets ain't gonna clean themselves
00:01:22Here's Paxton now fresh off from his championship win anything you like to say for any of you losers thinking of settling scores
00:01:29How's your chance?
00:01:32Good fucking luck
00:01:34Some day soon golden boy this poor orphan is gonna take you down
00:01:55Hey kid, how you doing? Hey, come with me for a sec. We got you a present
00:01:59Really? Yeah, come on
00:02:03You remember my birthday? Yeah, of course. I know the birthday to all my friends, huh?
00:02:08Open up boys
00:02:16There you go kid happy birthday, you know
00:02:19I'm gonna make you meet that fucking boy. You know that bitch?
00:02:22No, you won't
00:02:24I'm chief investor in this gym bitch boy. You willing to lose your freaking job. Hmm?
00:02:29Is that why you're here Vic? To fire me?
00:02:34Nah, you ain't worth my time kid
00:02:35I'm waiting for AJ to get out so I can take her on a date, you know
00:02:39Will you give it up? She's not gonna go for scum like you
00:02:45What the hell, Vic?
00:02:48What the hell, Vic?
00:02:50Hey, you know, we was just having some fun, isn't that right?
00:02:54Oh wow, I mean, are you ready for a date or what? Come on, big
00:02:56I'm not going anywhere with you. Apologize to Jack right now
00:03:01There's no life, he's the help
00:03:02I swear to god, Vic
00:03:04Apologize right now or I'm gonna tweet out that unsolicited dick pic you sent me so everyone here can see your teeny weenie
00:03:14Excuse me
00:03:15Oh
00:03:22I'm sorry
00:03:29What a jerk
00:03:30Did he hurt you?
00:03:31What the hell, Angie?
00:03:33How many times do I have to tell you I don't need your help? I can fight my own freaking battles
00:03:37After all these years, you're still just a big dumb idiot
00:03:40Angie
00:03:41Get your shit together, Jack
00:03:46You don't have any real friends
00:03:49They think you're all weak
00:03:50We can hinge
00:03:51Fighting Phenom, Paxton Whitlock on tonight's win
00:03:54Clutching
00:03:58I'm gonna show them all
00:03:59I can beat Paxton Whitlock
00:04:01Then everyone will know I'm the strongest there is
00:04:06You really shouldn't do that in the dark
00:04:07Oh
00:04:10Told you
00:04:15Here's Paxton now, fresh off from his championship win
00:04:18Paxton Whitlock
00:04:20I've been waiting for this moment my whole life
00:04:22Pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa
00:04:26Answer in the north American tournament
00:04:27Good to meet you, though
00:04:30You
00:04:31You
00:04:32You-a new map?
00:04:33You don't know who I am?
00:04:34Zero
00:04:35Am I supposed to?
00:04:37You're a janitor
00:04:38I can't believe you
00:04:39I mean he bullied me for years
00:04:41He forgot me
00:04:41Good
00:04:42Oh my god, that's it!
00:04:44Angie? How you doing?
00:04:46How come he remembers Angie?
00:04:48How you been? I haven't seen you since college.
00:04:50Broke some records, broke some hearts, you know how it is.
00:04:54God, you look amazing.
00:04:56By the way, have you seen your dad?
00:04:58I don't know.
00:05:00I don't know.
00:05:02I don't know.
00:05:04I don't know.
00:05:06I don't know.
00:05:08I don't know.
00:05:10All right, gym bunnies and gym rats, listen up.
00:05:14Paxton is a champion of six out of seven continental tournaments.
00:05:18Our gym is going to be his home while he's touring North America.
00:05:22As a welcome, we're going to have ourselves a little competition.
00:05:26Any of you runts can beat this man in the ring.
00:05:30I will sponsor you myself in the North American Underground Fighters.
00:05:36This could be my opportunity to show Paxton once and for all.
00:05:39Let's get it on!
00:05:41Come on!
00:05:47You're next.
00:05:49He's challenging me?
00:05:51Does he remember who I am?
00:06:03Looks like you're up, Todd.
00:06:05Paxton!
00:06:07Hey!
00:06:08Don't act like you don't know me.
00:06:09I challenge you to a single elimination death match.
00:06:11Winner gets Enzo sponsorship.
00:06:12The loser leaves his gym for good.
00:06:13What?
00:06:14What's so funny?
00:06:15Uh-huh.
00:06:16You're a twig, man.
00:06:17I'd destroy you.
00:06:18Why don't you make yourself useful?
00:06:19And wash my gym shorts.
00:06:20See?
00:06:21I left them in the locker room on the floor.
00:06:22I left them in the locker room on the floor.
00:06:23I left them in the locker room on the floor.
00:06:28All right, all right.
00:06:29Come on.
00:06:30Jack, cut it out.
00:06:31Paxton is a mega successful world-class fighter and the heir to the famous Whitlock fortune.
00:06:36You apologize right now or you're fired, boy.
00:06:38Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
00:06:39Did you say Jack?
00:06:40So you finally remembered who I am?
00:06:41Eh.
00:06:42Doesn't ring a bell.
00:06:43You're dead.
00:06:44Oh, yeah.
00:06:45And, uh, how do you plan on killing me, you scrawny nobody?
00:06:48Oh, yeah.
00:06:49And, uh, how do you plan on killing me, you scrawny nobody?
00:06:51Oh, yeah.
00:06:52And, uh, how do you plan on killing me, you scrawny nobody?
00:06:55Oh, yeah.
00:07:05Oh, yeah.
00:07:06Period.
00:07:08Oh, yeah.
00:07:10Uh, yeah.
00:07:11Oh, yeah.
00:07:24You want me? Come and get me.
00:07:45Careful there. You might tire yourself out.
00:07:47Shut up!
00:07:48I thought you hit harder than that.
00:07:54Oh, you asked for it, you're in a cake.
00:08:05Heck.
00:08:11You're a rat tournament, Ange.
00:08:13Vic Michelson always gets what you want.
00:08:18What do you say, Ange?
00:08:21Are you going to make an answer, Ange?
00:08:26What are you doing? Go out there!
00:08:33I can't believe Paxton Whitlock might lose to this loser.
00:08:37I can't believe my scrawny janitor is a hunk.
00:08:40Help! I made a text!
00:08:42Angie?
00:08:47Oh my dear sweet beautiful man.
00:08:51What happened?
00:08:52Who did this to you?
00:08:53It was those fucking rat rooms.
00:08:57What are you doing laying around? Go after them!
00:09:02What happened?
00:09:04It was Vic.
00:09:05He's a monster.
00:09:07Vic?
00:09:08My cheap investor?
00:09:09Who the hell were those guys?
00:09:14Vic's men.
00:09:16I knew he was creepy, but I didn't know he was a criminal.
00:09:19Sometimes a jerk is like an iceberg.
00:09:22There's just more jerk underneath.
00:09:24Guess he'd know all about that.
00:09:25Want to go another round?
00:09:26I don't see why not.
00:09:30Boys!
00:09:31Hey Jack, from this day forward, you're no longer my janitor.
00:09:36What?
00:09:38Are you firing me?
00:09:42Enzo, you can't fire me.
00:09:44What?
00:09:45No, knucklehead. I'm saying you're no longer just my janitor.
00:09:48Who's going to mop the floors around here, huh?
00:09:51Jack, taking you on as one of my sponsored fighters.
00:09:54Whoa, whoa, whoa.
00:09:55No, you can't do that.
00:09:56I'm the fighter you sponsored.
00:09:57I've won that fight.
00:09:59Just settle down over there.
00:10:00There's nothing in the rules says a gym can't sponsor two fighters.
00:10:05I think Jack proved himself very capable.
00:10:08Plus, think about it.
00:10:09The rags to riches story.
00:10:11A once humble orphan janitor now with a shot at the title.
00:10:15He's going to make us a lot of money.
00:10:17What about me?
00:10:18You're both going to make us a lot of money.
00:10:21And I'm going to need it since we lost our chief investor.
00:10:25Okay.
00:10:28I'll do.
00:10:30So long as I get to beat Paxton's ass in the championship one day.
00:10:34Try it, punk.
00:10:36Hey, boys.
00:10:37I got a paper to ask.
00:10:39I need someone to teach me how to deal with guys like Vic.
00:10:41Would either of you be interested?
00:10:43I won't let you down.
00:10:45That's perfect.
00:10:47You're both hired.
00:10:49Both of us.
00:10:50We are going to be one big happy family.
00:11:01She needs to learn the fundamentals.
00:11:03You're teaching her nonsense.
00:11:04What are you two doing?
00:11:06Paxton wants to waste your time teaching me stuff.
00:11:08She needs to learn the fundamentals.
00:11:09Stop swinging your dicks around.
00:11:12And talk.
00:11:13Like functional adults.
00:11:18Okay.
00:11:19I studied for years at the world's top institutions with the best teachers money can buy.
00:11:23You want to learn to fight, right?
00:11:24So let me teach you.
00:11:26You're right.
00:11:28Well reasoned.
00:11:29Jack?
00:11:30She wants to learn self-defense, not professional fighting, you idiot.
00:11:32Hey!
00:11:33Tell me.
00:11:35Okay.
00:11:37It doesn't really make sense a style we're teacher, you know?
00:11:39It's not like Vic attacked her in the ring.
00:11:41Jack's right.
00:11:44So go on.
00:11:46Teach me.
00:11:47You're my trainers, right?
00:11:48So give me a demonstration.
00:11:58Alright.
00:11:59I learned this when I lived on the streets.
00:12:00And it's going to come in handy when you face a larger opponent.
00:12:03As a woman, you know, I'm sure, if in your hands.
00:12:06So.
00:12:11Don't make it a whole thing now.
00:12:20Alright Angie.
00:12:21So when we're in this position, what you're going to want to do is you're going to want to go
00:12:23What is going on here?
00:12:28What is going on here?
00:12:31We were just-
00:12:32You know what?
00:12:34I don't want to know.
00:12:36I need you two lovebirds to be errand boys today.
00:12:39Paxton.
00:12:40Take him across town to the tournament HQ.
00:12:42Show him how to sign up.
00:12:45Right away, sir.
00:12:48You snoozy-loos, my boy.
00:12:50So.
00:12:52I guess we'll just continue our lesson some other time.
00:12:54Maybe we could meet up tonight.
00:12:58At 7pm.
00:13:00At the pre-tournament investors banquet.
00:13:04Kinda seems like a weird place to continue the training.
00:13:08That's not why I'm asking you to go.
00:13:11Is Angie really asking me out?
00:13:17Yo!
00:13:18Let's go!
00:13:21I'll be there.
00:13:23Don't be late.
00:13:24Look, man.
00:13:25I don't like you.
00:13:26And you don't like me.
00:13:27We've established that, okay?
00:13:28Let's just go in there and make this as quick as possible.
00:13:29Fine.
00:13:30What's the hurry?
00:13:31You got a date or something?
00:13:33With Angie?
00:13:34Get out of town.
00:13:35Sounds like you're jealous.
00:13:36Jealous?
00:13:37Dude, been there, done nothing.
00:13:38You know I'm not really into reheating leftovers.
00:13:39He used to date Angie?
00:13:40And besides, we both know you'll fumble that either way.
00:13:42I will not.
00:13:44Whoa, whoa, no, no, no, no, no, no.
00:13:45That's the entrance for veteran fighters.
00:13:46All right.
00:13:47Where did the rookies sign up?
00:13:49What?
00:13:51What?
00:13:53No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
00:13:54That's the entrance for veteran fighters.
00:13:55All right.
00:13:56Where did the rookies sign up?
00:13:57What?
00:13:58It's long.
00:14:00Eventually?
00:14:01My date was sad but I'm going to miss it.
00:14:02And...
00:14:03Bum.
00:14:05Well, no, no, no, no, no.
00:14:06That's the entrance for veteran fighters.
00:14:07All right.
00:14:08Where did the rookies sign up?
00:14:09What?
00:14:10It's long.
00:14:12Eventually?
00:14:13My date was sad but I'm going to miss it.
00:14:14And...
00:14:15Bum.
00:14:16Well, well, well.
00:14:25Hey, Luigi.
00:14:26Look at the fart blueing.
00:14:27Hey, man, I'm just here for the tournament, okay?
00:14:28You're registering for the tournament?
00:14:30You look like you couldn't bench for us to fly.
00:14:33You look like a little boy.
00:14:35You making fun of me?
00:14:37Duh!
00:14:38You riding here on the shore bus?
00:14:40Booyah!
00:14:41We drew this luck a long bit.
00:14:43How about we, uh, improve his luck a little bit?
00:14:49Oh, what the?
00:14:52That's it!
00:14:56Whoa!
00:14:57Looks like he actually can bend Russell Floyd.
00:14:59I don't need a tournament to frickin' rip those stupid mustaches off your fuckin' faces.
00:15:04How you gonna register without any money?
00:15:05Yo, your back pocket, huh?
00:15:07Yeah.
00:15:10Oh, shit!
00:15:13Oh!
00:15:29Wait!
00:15:30Wait!
00:15:38Ugh, I need to find that kid faster or I'm gonna miss my date with Angie.
00:15:43Uh, Enzo.
00:15:46Maybe I can just ask him for the money.
00:15:47I'll understand, right?
00:15:49You're fired!
00:15:50And you can forget about taking my daughter on a date!
00:15:54That's a bad idea.
00:15:56Angie, maybe you sold the money.
00:15:58What kind of man asks a woman for help?
00:15:59I deserve someone hotter, richer, and better than you.
00:16:00Yo!
00:16:01You lookin' for me?
00:16:02Ugh!
00:16:03Ugh!
00:16:04Ugh!
00:16:05Ugh!
00:16:06Ugh!
00:16:07Ugh!
00:16:08Ugh!
00:16:09Oh!
00:16:10Jesus, man!
00:16:11Fuck!
00:16:12That's a strong reaction.
00:16:13Been lookin' for you.
00:16:14What's wrong?
00:16:15I might have lost my money.
00:16:16Oh, you what?!
00:16:17Dude, Enzo's gonna kill you!
00:16:18It wasn't my fault, okay?
00:16:19I got pickpocketed when I wasn't lookin'.
00:16:20Wow, what an all-over twist, right?
00:16:21All right.
00:16:22I'll take pity on you.
00:16:23How much you need?
00:16:24I don't need your money, man.
00:16:25I'm gonna find the kid.
00:16:26I'll need a frickin' hand out from you.
00:16:27I'll need a frickin' handout from you.
00:16:29Alright, whatever you say, dog.
00:16:31Think, Jackie.
00:16:32Think.
00:16:33A kid kinda reminds me of a father.
00:16:36That kid.
00:16:37That kid, kinda reminds me of a kid.
00:16:38And you know like, you know, how old are you?
00:16:39Okay?
00:16:40That kid kinda reminds me of your kid.
00:16:42Well, you look good for you.
00:16:43I'm here to give a kid.
00:16:44And that kid's a game.
00:16:45You know, get out of your life.
00:16:46You know, play a game!
00:16:47That kid's a game.
00:16:48That kid never want you to know.
00:16:49I'm up for you.
00:16:50You don't want you to know.
00:16:51Think, Jack. Think. That kid kind of reminds me of myself at his age.
00:16:57There was this place I used to hide when I was in trouble.
00:17:08It really is just like me.
00:17:11Listen, my parents own a satellite imaging company.
00:17:15They said we can find the kid at...
00:17:17Oh, nice job.
00:17:21Well, what are you waiting for? Let's beat that.
00:17:27Well, what are you waiting for? Let's beat that, Jack.
00:17:29Wait, we can't. He's just a kid. We can't beat him up. He's a thief.
00:17:34Just like I was.
00:17:40He was probably an orphan, too, homeless.
00:17:44He needs the money more than I do.
00:17:47Did you hear you said a homeless orphan?
00:17:51Let him keep it, honestly. Yeah. It reminds me of someone. I've left that part of me way behind it.
00:18:03Has Paxton changed?
00:18:05Besides, man, beating up homeless kids was so ten years ago for me.
00:18:16Got better shit to do now. Much better shit to do than grind old gutter trash into orphan bits.
00:18:20Well, I'm about to do it.
00:18:25By the way, don't you have that date?
00:18:30Shit! I still need to register.
00:18:34No, no, no, no, no, wait. Please.
00:18:37I need to secure my spot in the tournament.
00:18:39Here. I know it's not an appointment.
00:18:40Look, baby, save it.
00:18:42We've already closed up shop for the season.
00:18:43But I was here the whole time you were on break.
00:18:45I was waiting outside. You can't close now.
00:18:47He's out of my hands. I saw the last two vouchers to those two gentlemen over there.
00:18:54Shit. Not those guys again.
00:18:59Hey!
00:19:01Wait up.
00:19:03Look who it is.
00:19:05Shake-covered stick man.
00:19:08What do you want?
00:19:09A challenge.
00:19:10Two bold blues, I take one of your vouchers.
00:19:12What if you lose, huh?
00:19:16What could you even offer?
00:19:18Why don't you come find out?
00:19:29Grab your friend and get out of here before I change my mind.
00:19:31Give me that shit.
00:19:32Get out of here.
00:19:33Get out of here.
00:19:33Finally.
00:19:41Now I can prove to the world I can beat Paxton Whitlock.
00:19:49Hello? Angie?
00:19:50Where are you, Jack?
00:19:52Rick is here and I need your help.
00:19:57I'm coming.
00:19:58Stay right there.
00:19:59I'm coming.
00:19:59Stay right there.
00:20:03Angie!
00:20:12There you are.
00:20:14I'm sorry.
00:20:15You left me waiting.
00:20:18You look beautiful.
00:20:20I got caught up in the tournament sign-ups and, you know, a bunch of crazy shit, but...
00:20:26Where the hell is Vic?
00:20:28It's all right now?
00:20:29Did he touch you?
00:20:29He got scared off.
00:20:30Did he hurt you?
00:20:31It's fine.
00:20:33He got scared off.
00:20:35Bye.
00:20:36Sure you want me to wear this?
00:20:37I mean, red is so not my kind.
00:20:42Oh, hey.
00:20:43You got the voucher?
00:20:46What is he doing here?
00:20:48I thought this was our date, Angie.
00:20:51Wait.
00:20:51You thought I meant, like, a romantic date?
00:20:54I'm so sorry, Jack.
00:21:01It's just that, with it being the investor's banquet, I just wanted some protection in case
00:21:04Vic tried something to bet.
00:21:06And so, you know, right?
00:21:07I called Paxton.
00:21:08No need to explain, Angie.
00:21:10It's all right.
00:21:11It's clear.
00:21:11Of the two of us, I'm just...
00:21:13I'm a little reliable.
00:21:16It's fine, right?
00:21:17Everything is fine.
00:21:18It's double the date, it's double the protection, right?
00:21:23And double the fun.
00:21:25So, what do you say?
00:21:29Yeah, fine.
00:21:31As you wish.
00:21:33All right.
00:21:34I got one.
00:21:38Here.
00:21:40It's a shed to change.
00:21:42I'll meet you and the ballroom after.
00:21:43Yes, ma'am.
00:21:44You are such a kiss-ass.
00:21:50I think she likes it.
00:21:52No.
00:21:53She likes me, man.
00:22:01Briefs?
00:22:02What?
00:22:02What's wrong with the briefs?
00:22:03I like to keep the boys all supportive.
00:22:07What do you wear?
00:22:08Baggy boxers?
00:22:09Shh.
00:22:14You know, man, you knew this was me and Angie's date,
00:22:20and yet you still showed up.
00:22:22Yeah, well, it's not my fault Angie thinks I'm more trustworthy.
00:22:26Look, dude, if you want to be a little bitch about it,
00:22:29I think I'm just going to go ask Angie for a dance right now.
00:22:33Right now.
00:22:33She'd never dance with you.
00:22:36You think so?
00:22:37We used to dance a lot back in college, if you forgot.
00:22:40We used to love dancing, real.
00:22:46Dirty.
00:22:48Dirty dancing.
00:22:51Hey!
00:22:52Give me back my pants!
00:22:53Hey!
00:22:54Give me back my...
00:22:55Pants.
00:23:03Pants.
00:23:07Shit!
00:23:08What should I do now?
00:23:09What are you wearing?
00:23:26I can explain.
00:23:28Wow!
00:23:29Where did you get that outfit?
00:23:30On clearance from the dumpster store, or...
00:23:33Well, I think it's perfect.
00:23:36Thanks, man.
00:23:36I couldn't agree more, sweetheart.
00:23:40Tell us a whole story in one look.
00:23:42Rags to riches.
00:23:44Janitor to superstar, huh?
00:23:47We're going to make so much money tonight.
00:23:51All right.
00:23:52You guys stay put.
00:23:53I'll be right back with some investors to schmoke.
00:23:57You look beautiful, baby.
00:23:58I don't think so.
00:23:59Angie Bianchi.
00:24:01Yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:24:03Forget about tomorrow.
00:24:04Angie Bianchi.
00:24:05No.
00:24:06He's about to make a move.
00:24:08May I have this dance?
00:24:15Wow.
00:24:16Um...
00:24:17Angie, before you decide anything...
00:24:18Lies.
00:24:19Lies.
00:24:19Whatever he's saying.
00:24:20He's trying to get in your pants, you know?
00:24:22And I like...
00:24:22Thanks.
00:24:22You were both my dates, right?
00:24:27And I guess I would just have to dance with both of you.
00:24:30Everybody needs somebody, and you're the one I want.
00:24:39Feels like a miracle.
00:24:42Ooh, feels like a miracle.
00:24:46Ooh, feels like a miracle.
00:24:50Ooh, feels like a miracle.
00:24:53When I'm with you.
00:24:55Jack, come on.
00:25:08No.
00:25:09What are you doing, man?
00:25:11Come on, let's go.
00:25:15What was that?
00:25:16I was just feeling the moment.
00:25:19Really?
00:25:19That felt like it was more for Jack than it was for real life.
00:25:22Angie, I've cared for you.
00:25:24You know that.
00:25:25Hey, what's wrong?
00:25:27I want you to stop bullying Jack.
00:25:29There was a full suit in your back, I couldn't help.
00:25:32Close your pants, huh?
00:25:35Angie, yeah.
00:25:36Listen.
00:25:46How you doing, pretty lady?
00:25:48What if I take a tournament dance floor,
00:25:50or would you rather just skip to come home with me, huh?
00:25:52Let's go walk in.
00:25:56All right, Jack.
00:25:57This is Cynthia.
00:25:58She's the president of the tournament rules committee.
00:26:01This is the man I've been telling you about.
00:26:04The Jack janitor in the flesh, huh?
00:26:06Come on, Jack, introduce yourself.
00:26:08Hi, it's good to have you.
00:26:10It smells like a dirty old diaper.
00:26:12I didn't realize that the rags and rags for riches might totally appear.
00:26:19All right, now hold on.
00:26:21Jack's a great fighter.
00:26:22He might even take on Paxton one day.
00:26:24This urchin thinks he could take on Paxton Whitlock?
00:26:30That would be a brand image disaster.
00:26:34This kind does not deserve to be in our tournament.
00:26:37The public light is for a bitch.
00:26:43Hey.
00:26:44Hey, you think you could be our friend?
00:26:46You don't belong with us.
00:26:50He's a good fighter.
00:26:51He's a good kid.
00:26:55Hey, man.
00:26:56Hey, so what's up, man?
00:27:04Maybe they're all right about me.
00:27:07I don't belong here.
00:27:08I don't belong anywhere.
00:27:17He's from the fucking girl.
00:27:18Come on.
00:27:19Help.
00:27:19Help.
00:27:20Somebody help me.
00:27:21Help.
00:27:21Angie?
00:27:28Jackie, my boy.
00:27:29How you doing, kid?
00:27:31I hope you already ate since I ran out of dog food.
00:27:38What's up, man?
00:27:43Oh, Paxton.
00:27:45And so he'll just tell me the most hilarious little joke.
00:27:48He says that little gingerbread that he's been carving around
00:27:51has what it takes to beat you.
00:27:53Yeah, I don't know about all that.
00:27:55But I'll tell you one thing about him.
00:27:57He's got more drive and follow-through in his right hook
00:27:59than you'll ever have in your entire miserable life.
00:28:02Paxton.
00:28:03I never.
00:28:04If he wants to fight me, I say let him fight me.
00:28:07I'm the best in the world.
00:28:09I determine who's a worthy opponent or not.
00:28:12So believe me when I say that that kid,
00:28:14there is no one else like him.
00:28:20What do you want with Angie?
00:28:21Is it hobbies?
00:28:23I'm going to take it to City Hall and I'm going to man.
00:28:27Oh, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho!
00:28:29Look at the corners on this fucking floor sweep.
00:28:31You really think you could take fucking six guys on at once?
00:28:35I'm up the floor with two guys earlier.
00:28:37What's doing that, Vic?
00:28:39Three?
00:28:40Yeah.
00:28:41Three more times, huh?
00:28:42This guy's funny.
00:28:44I'll be sure to write that in your obituary.
00:28:46Get this motherfucker now!
00:28:48Let's go.
00:28:53All right.
00:28:55What's two more times?
00:28:56Two more times.
00:29:01Hey, what the hell, Paxton?
00:29:04Cynthia could have been our windfall investor.
00:29:07Why'd you piss her off?
00:29:08Hey, I just sold Jack as if he's the up-and-coming fighter
00:29:12to watch in next week's time.
00:29:13We should be thanking him.
00:29:14Oh, you sly dog, you, huh?
00:29:18Okay, okay.
00:29:19Wow.
00:29:20Enough, enough.
00:29:20Hey, speaking of Jack and Angie,
00:29:22you seen them around anywhere?
00:29:23Angie, are you all right in there?
00:29:33A little cramped?
00:29:34Because I'm doing fine.
00:29:36What a great performance.
00:29:38Well, let's get real.
00:29:40You're alone.
00:29:42And you ain't invincible.
00:29:43Where's Angie?
00:29:55She's in the trunk, man.
00:29:57I got this.
00:29:57Hey, shut up.
00:29:58I need you on my six.
00:30:12Angie!
00:30:13Hey, boys.
00:30:15Can I give you a hand?
00:30:17Okay.
00:30:21I think a thank you is in order.
00:30:24If you two had actually protected me,
00:30:26like I hired you two instead of thinking all night,
00:30:29we could have avoided this whole mess.
00:30:31But yeah, thanks.
00:30:36I don't give a shit or something.
00:30:37Wait the fuck out!
00:30:38It's a good thing you're so experienced at cleaning up with us.
00:30:50Until next time.
00:30:51Is this your beer?
00:30:58Look, she's right.
00:31:10You know, Angie's off limits for the both of us until the tournament is over.
00:31:15No, man.
00:31:16But what about a tournament to fight?
00:31:19Right?
00:31:19Crazed billionaire gym investors out for revenge.
00:31:22Trust me, we got enough to deal with without being at each other's throat.
00:31:25What do you say?
00:31:26What do you say to me?
00:31:27Deal?
00:31:29It's a truce.
00:31:31I'm still gonna beat you one day.
00:31:34We'll get out of a fight.
00:31:36Anytime.
00:31:37I got money to spend.
00:31:41A little janitor that needs to be taken out of the fucking trash.
00:31:44It needs to be done fucking yesterday!
00:31:53Alright, you ready?
00:31:54Mm-hmm.
00:31:55Okay.
00:31:56Is that too hard?
00:31:57No, I'm fine.
00:31:59What?
00:31:59Not some fragile princess.
00:32:02I got stamina.
00:32:04Wait.
00:32:05Is Angie flirting with me?
00:32:09Oh, God.
00:32:10Am I flirting back?
00:32:12Angie's off limits for the both of us until the tournament is over.
00:32:16We're good.
00:32:18Where are you going?
00:32:19I need to take a shower.
00:32:23Bye.
00:32:24Bye.
00:32:26Well, that didn't work.
00:32:35That's it, huh?
00:32:42What's going on?
00:32:44Tournament announced the first round of fights.
00:32:48Ready to see who you're fighting, Jackie?
00:32:50I hope it's him.
00:32:52Imagine beating Paxton Whitlock in the first round.
00:32:55And the unlucky Baskin is...
00:32:58What?
00:33:03What's wrong?
00:33:05I had no clue he got out so soon.
00:33:08Dude.
00:33:09You're fighting Andre and Gigante.
00:33:11Wait.
00:33:12Who's Andre's...
00:33:14Pack it up, Andre.
00:33:16Looks like you're a free man once again.
00:33:18Most people that get in the ring with Andre Gigante don't come out alive.
00:33:27Come on.
00:33:29You're just trying to scare me.
00:33:30It's got to be me.
00:33:33Right?
00:33:35Right?
00:33:35Well, you know what I always do when I feel like I have a terrifying challenge ahead of me?
00:33:44I go to the spa!
00:33:49I've never been to one of you.
00:33:51You talk about it.
00:33:52You know you're not supposed to wear clothes in here, right?
00:34:01Where do you see you say that?
00:34:02You're gonna get heat stroked, dude.
00:34:04You're just mad you can't check me out, huh?
00:34:06Oh.
00:34:07Okay.
00:34:07Well.
00:34:09It's your funeral.
00:34:17Paxton.
00:34:18If that's you, man, close the door.
00:34:20You're letting out all the hot air.
00:34:22You're so annoying.
00:34:25You are?
00:34:26Andre Gigante is the last man you'll ever see.
00:34:33Andre Gigante is the last man you'll ever see.
00:34:36No!
00:34:37No!
00:34:39Hey!
00:34:39I'm trusting you!
00:34:40Angie!
00:34:41Paxton!
00:34:45Man, spa day was a good idea.
00:34:48Oh, thanks.
00:34:49You know, I...
00:34:50I think Jack's where you're in the gym, isn't it?
00:34:53Who knows what that guy...
00:34:54Where is he, by the way?
00:34:56He's, uh...
00:34:59Help!
00:35:00He's sweating it out in the sauna.
00:35:02Believe it or not, he goes fully clothed when he's in there.
00:35:05What a weirdo, right?
00:35:06I hate to have Nick Paxton's right.
00:35:13Why can't they hear me?
00:35:15Are they...
00:35:16Are they...
00:35:16Oh, I think...
00:35:20I'm gonna die.
00:35:28Angie.
00:35:29I tried to tell him.
00:35:31A lot of guys prefer to go to me.
00:35:32Let's...
00:35:33Angie!
00:35:33What the hell happened?
00:35:41Hey!
00:35:42All right, man?
00:35:44Go.
00:35:47So Andre tried to kill Jack.
00:35:50That's what he says.
00:35:51I mean, he's delirious, but...
00:35:54I believe him.
00:35:55I've heard rumors that people sometimes pay Andre to stage...
00:35:59Accidents.
00:36:01In the ring and elsewhere.
00:36:03But hardly anyone we know takes Jack seriously.
00:36:06And I know you didn't pay Andre.
00:36:08It doesn't matter who hired him.
00:36:10They're still gonna beat his ass the same in the ring.
00:36:12Jack, let me handle this.
00:36:13All right, if Andre really is an assassin,
00:36:16we can use my parents' resources to get...
00:36:17I don't need you to solve my problems for me, moneybags.
00:36:20Hey.
00:36:21Is your brain still lacking oxygen?
00:36:24Whatever, man.
00:36:27You said someone would need to see Jack as competition
00:36:29until I kill him, right?
00:36:32What if it isn't...
00:36:34tournament...
00:36:36competition?
00:36:37Where you getting at?
00:36:39I think I know who's got it out for Jack.
00:36:47I think I know who's got it out for Jack.
00:37:17You're being an idiot again, Jack.
00:37:32A big-dumb idiot.
00:37:35I've got to handle this myself.
00:37:38You know, it's my first fight in the tournament,
00:37:39and I've got a lot to prove.
00:37:41What will it hurt if you're dead?
00:37:42I don't know who's got it.
00:37:43I don't know who's got it.
00:37:44I don't know who's got it.
00:37:47Angie's off-limits for the both of us
00:37:49until the tournament is over.
00:37:51I've got to take a shower.
00:37:53Stop!
00:37:55Why won't you let me get close to you?
00:38:02That's not a thing that really scared me.
00:38:04What have I lost you?
00:38:05I don't need your help, Angie.
00:38:07No one can do everything themselves.
00:38:10Vic wants to kill you because you helped me.
00:38:12At least you could do this talk to me.
00:38:15Hey, Jack!
00:38:16You ready to go?
00:38:24Andre Gigante made sure he was not followed.
00:38:27Can I ask you a question?
00:38:30What's with the whole third person shit?
00:38:31Were you dropping your head as a kid or something?
00:38:33Andre Gigante thinks making fun of his well-documented brain trauma
00:38:37is uncalled for.
00:38:39Yeah, whatever.
00:38:45A gift.
00:38:48Place lead with 40 pounds of extra wallop in each fist.
00:38:53One punch to the chest
00:38:54and the unlucky son of a bitch
00:38:56is going to stop breathing.
00:38:58Permanently.
00:38:58If I can't beat Andre Gigante in the ring,
00:39:24there's no way in hell I can beat Pax and Whitlock.
00:39:26Ladies and gentlemen, here in the brood,
00:39:30we're streaming live from the Boyle Hikes fighting pits.
00:39:35You've all heard the rumors.
00:39:37They do him no injustice.
00:39:40Introducing, in this corner,
00:39:42the reigning reaper of the ring,
00:39:45Andre Gigante!
00:39:48Ladies and gentlemen,
00:39:49a slight change of plans.
00:39:50Turns out, Andre Gigante
00:39:52will not be fighting this evening.
00:39:54No, no, no, what are you doing?
00:39:55You stop!
00:39:56Andre Gigante has done nothing wrong!
00:40:02Fuck.
00:40:03Oof!
00:40:04Katja red-handed.
00:40:05Or should I say,
00:40:07heavy-handed.
00:40:08Heavy-handed.
00:40:08I don't care that he cheated.
00:40:22I just, I wanted to win.
00:40:29I needed to win, Angie.
00:40:32Jack, it's okay.
00:40:35I had help.
00:40:36Knowing you were out there watching.
00:40:41That sounded a lot less work in my head.
00:40:43Uh, uh, yeah, I need to take a shower.
00:41:01I can help with him.
00:41:02I can help with him.
00:41:04Hey, Jack.
00:41:13Did you see the look on your face
00:41:14when I saved your ass?
00:41:16It's fucking priceless, man.
00:41:18Uh, I know Andre got disqualified,
00:41:20but, uh,
00:41:21there's still a participation trophy
00:41:23if you still wanna...
00:41:26Jack?
00:41:27All right, Andy.
00:41:43Show me what you got.
00:41:44Come on.
00:41:44Oh!
00:41:45Oh!
00:41:46Oh!
00:41:47Oh!
00:41:48Oh!
00:41:49Oh!
00:41:50What the fuck?
00:41:51Shit!
00:41:51Oh!
00:41:52Oh!
00:41:53Oh!
00:41:54Oh!
00:41:55Oh!
00:41:56Oh!
00:41:56That was great.
00:41:58Really, just...
00:42:00except for the shitty form
00:42:01and clumsy execution.
00:42:02Come on, I'll talk.
00:42:03That's all called for, man.
00:42:04You wanted to teach your street fighting,
00:42:06right?
00:42:06Yet you're taking it easy
00:42:08with kid gloves.
00:42:09I don't know why.
00:42:11Why don't you try that on me?
00:42:16No, come on, man.
00:42:20Are you serious?
00:42:21No, no, no, no.
00:42:22Hey, hey, I'm okay.
00:42:24Sorry, did I take it too far?
00:42:25Yeah, because, uh, Vic won't use restraint, if I'm not mistaken.
00:42:31I want to check it.
00:42:32No, it's it.
00:42:33Relax.
00:42:36Oi!
00:42:36Get in my office!
00:42:45Call came in this morning.
00:42:47Your next match, Arizona.
00:42:49Arizona.
00:42:50Wait, what are you saying?
00:42:51You two are gonna road trip together.
00:42:53Just the two of you.
00:42:55Let me get this straight.
00:42:56This dollar attacks me, really.
00:42:58And now,
00:42:59I gotta be locked in a car with him
00:43:01for six hours?
00:43:03This day can't get any better.
00:43:06Your cheap ass booked a room
00:43:08with only one bed?
00:43:10Oh, this is coming.
00:43:11Oh, this is coming.
00:43:19Hey, I was using that.
00:43:32Yeah, well, someone likes to wear
00:43:33their smurf thong to bed,
00:43:34so I gotta build a pillow board.
00:43:36They're called fashion briefs.
00:43:38You classless duller.
00:43:40Stop calling me a duck.
00:43:41What?
00:43:44Just go to bed, man.
00:43:45Okay, look.
00:43:53Clearly, you're angry at me,
00:43:55or you wouldn't have heard Angie like that.
00:43:56So why don't you just tell me
00:43:57what's going on,
00:43:58because we've been traveling all day,
00:43:59I got a match in the morning,
00:44:00and I want to get some sleep.
00:44:02I saw you and Angie in the shower together
00:44:04after your last match.
00:44:05Wait, that's why you're mad?
00:44:08We made a pact, man.
00:44:09No one dates Angie until the tournament's over.
00:44:11You hurt Angie to get back at me.
00:44:14Hey.
00:44:15You ungrateful snake.
00:44:18You only slept with her
00:44:19because you couldn't handle
00:44:20receiving your fucking ass.
00:44:31I've loved Angie since we were killed.
00:44:33You wouldn't know anything about that.
00:44:37Oh, God.
00:44:40I wouldn't know what love is.
00:44:42Your parents didn't even love me
00:44:43enough to stick around.
00:44:44I'm going to kill you.
00:44:49I hate you.
00:44:52Police, open up.
00:44:58Police, open up.
00:44:59Hey, officer.
00:45:03You two all right in there?
00:45:06Yeah.
00:45:07We're both great.
00:45:08Really good.
00:45:09Oh, it's just that I got a call
00:45:11for some sort of domestic situation.
00:45:13Yeah, we're both straight guys.
00:45:17So, you know, nothing's going on here.
00:45:19He did this to me because I refuse to be a little spoon officer.
00:45:22What?
00:45:23What?
00:45:24I just, I said I needed to shower and brush my teeth.
00:45:26No, that's not...
00:45:28It's true.
00:45:30It's a bed.
00:45:40It's so uncomfortable.
00:45:42I can't believe I had to stay here all night.
00:45:49Would you shut up, crazy guy?
00:45:51Your mind goggles aren't real.
00:45:54Yeah.
00:45:55Some of us have places to be in the morning.
00:45:58Finally.
00:46:07Some peace and quiet.
00:46:10Right in time, Jack.
00:46:12You're free to go.
00:46:17Sleep would've been nice.
00:46:21Ooh!
00:46:24Off to a look, start for young hopeful, Jack Hurts.
00:46:28Keep your head up, Jack.
00:46:40Sorry, Angie.
00:46:41Looks like your new boyfriend's a real loser after all.
00:46:44What the hell is wrong with you?
00:47:02What's wrong with me?
00:47:03I told you I cared for you, and you go and fuck that idiot.
00:47:06That had nothing.
00:47:08Just do your thing.
00:47:09Oh, really?
00:47:12Then how do you explain falling for some random janitor?
00:47:16Jack is not just some random janitor.
00:47:18I've known him my whole life.
00:47:20We both have.
00:47:20Of course, you're just so self-centered.
00:47:24I totally forgot him.
00:47:26I just met the guy a few weeks ago.
00:47:28Jack grew up as a homeless orphan, Paxton.
00:47:36He only wants to beat you because he respects you so much.
00:47:39You don't even see him.
00:47:44He just wants to be seen.
00:47:45This is amazing, folks.
00:47:54I've never seen anything like it.
00:47:56I don't know if it's like some old vendetta.
00:47:58How he's promised.
00:47:58Supernatural force.
00:48:00Lord of my sheer force of will.
00:48:01A normal halie time.
00:48:03This rookie gets knocked out.
00:48:04He just can get back up.
00:48:06It's like the universe just isn't allowing him to stay down.
00:48:09You can do it, Jack.
00:48:27You can outlast him.
00:48:28I can't believe it.
00:48:46Jack hurts well without letting escape.
00:48:49No!
00:48:49No!
00:48:49No!
00:48:49No!
00:48:49No!
00:48:50No!
00:48:50No!
00:48:50No!
00:48:50No!
00:48:51No!
00:48:51No!
00:48:52No!
00:48:52No!
00:48:53No!
00:48:53No!
00:48:54No!
00:48:54No!
00:48:55No!
00:48:55No!
00:48:56No!
00:48:56No!
00:48:57No!
00:48:57No!
00:48:58No!
00:48:58No!
00:48:58Jack just...
00:48:59Jack just what?
00:49:00It sounds like you found me on the set.
00:49:03Now, can you get back to the real reason I called?
00:49:06Yeah, yeah.
00:49:07What's the real reason you called?
00:49:08Oh!
00:49:09There's nothing.
00:49:10Just big broke in here and attacked me in my home.
00:49:18What?
00:49:19He what?
00:49:20Yeah.
00:49:20Attacked me in my home.
00:49:22Okay, though.
00:49:23I took care of it.
00:49:23Turns out all that self-defense training really paid off.
00:49:25What?
00:49:26What?
00:49:27What do you mean?
00:49:28Oh, I got him gagged and hog-tied on my living room floor.
00:49:31I can't believe this asshole was stupid enough to come alone.
00:49:39What do you have to say for yourself, Buster?
00:49:41Who say that I came alone, huh?
00:49:45Andre Gigante?
00:49:46Andre Gigante takes no pleasure in haming the pretty lady.
00:49:58Hello?
00:49:59Angie?
00:50:00Angie?
00:50:01Angie!
00:50:02Angie, where are you?
00:50:03I'll check upstairs.
00:50:04Paxton!
00:50:05Paxton!
00:50:06Paxton!
00:50:07What?
00:50:08What happened?
00:50:09A note.
00:50:10What does it say?
00:50:11If you want Angie alive, come to the abandoned warehouse at the edge of town.
00:50:24Just you two.
00:50:25Alone.
00:50:26Hey, Jack, wait up.
00:50:27Don't follow me.
00:50:28You're walking into a trap.
00:50:29I don't care.
00:50:30Angie's in trouble, and it's my job to protect her.
00:50:31It's both our jobs.
00:50:32Well, if it ain't the soft brain made, and this big bossy bottom...
00:50:50Where does Angie?
00:50:51She's sick.
00:50:53We're gonna have ourselves a bit of a competition, shall we?
00:50:55You beat all of us.
00:50:57All three of yous, can go on your merry way.
00:51:00way. Enlighten me. What if we lose? I should say, what happens in Fight Club, dies in Fight
00:51:10Club. Get him. You remember me? Nope. I'll handle this. Why do you always have to be so difficult?
00:51:22There, two for each of you. Don't really have a choice in this, do I? I don't care, you stay
00:51:28out of my freaking way. What's going on out there? Hey, no talking. I know we're not exactly
00:51:45on the best terms right now, but if we have any chance of beating these guys, we'll have
00:51:48to stick together. Fine. But I'm still not that way yet.
00:51:58These guys are unstoppable. Believe it, creep.
00:52:28Wow. What a team. You want that fight? You're a beauty.
00:52:34Oh.
00:52:37Too bad. You wanna run? Because it's gonna be your last.
00:52:41Might as well save us the effort. Hand Angie over now. You pissed off the two best fighters
00:52:45in the world.
00:52:49Dude, I had cake for him.
00:52:51Dude, take off your shirt.
00:52:53Fine.
00:52:54Together, we can't lose.
00:52:58It's a bit insulting that these idiots think I'm such a non-threat that they didn't even
00:53:14tie my hands. That does give me an idea.
00:53:17What are you into, huh? Big man like you. Strong hands, thick fingers. But you know just how
00:53:27it could go.
00:53:28I didn't say you could speak.
00:53:29Oh, come on. Don't be a prude. What do you like to do in bed? Come on. You can tell mommy.
00:53:36You can tell mommy. Why do you wanna know?
00:53:38Why don't you come over here and put me in my place? You know what I think? I think you're
00:53:43not man enough.
00:53:44Say that again.
00:53:47Say that again.
00:53:58Let's do this, bitch.
00:54:03Arizona strategy, agreed? Let's wear them down. Let's get it.
00:54:06Let's do this, bitch.
00:54:26This is for some new heels.
00:54:28Why don't you just give up, huh?
00:54:37Andre Gigante thinks you should slow down.
00:54:40Just like my last 30 opponents.
00:54:41Why don't we make them come to us?
00:54:44Hey, shitballs! I escaped!
00:54:46I escaped!
00:55:00Alright, alright.
00:55:04Oh.
00:55:05Not so better.
00:55:08Come on.
00:55:09Man.
00:55:15I'm sober.
00:55:16Man, I don't get it.
00:55:17Does she like me or does she like you?
00:55:19Let's figure it out later, man.
00:55:21Get both of you some sleep.
00:55:22Man, you have no idea.
00:55:24Tell me about it.
00:55:28Which one of you is Vic Michelson?
00:55:34Hey, ma.
00:55:35Call the tournament rules committee.
00:55:37Tell them I got a lovely little video to show them.
00:55:53You know, sometimes I forget you're still a janitor.
00:55:57Crazy.
00:55:59I still haven't forgiven you for Arizona, you know.
00:56:02We're gonna settle our beef in the final round of the tournament.
00:56:04Looking forward to it.
00:56:06Boys.
00:56:07In my office.
00:56:08Now!
00:56:14I'm ruined.
00:56:16Everything I've worked for, no one's gonna invest in this gym now.
00:56:20What are you talking about, Intent?
00:56:22Your fight with Vic went viral.
00:56:24And the committee saw it.
00:56:25They're kicking you out of the tournament.
00:56:27What?
00:56:28What are you talking about?
00:56:29The rules committee of the tournament is coming down on me.
00:56:30They think you two knuckleheads are conspiring to fix the last fight.
00:56:32I guess there are rules for sponsoring two fighters.
00:56:33Who knew?
00:56:34So that's it?
00:56:35We're disqualified then?
00:56:36Oh, no.
00:56:37Just one of them.
00:56:38The other one gets to continue on to the finals.
00:56:40And they said I gotta choose.
00:56:41Choose?
00:56:42Wait.
00:56:43Wait.
00:56:44You're picking me, right?
00:56:45I ain't decided that yet.
00:56:46Okay, no offense, but I'm the reigning champion here.
00:56:47I mean, before this, Jack was a nobody janitor.
00:56:48Some nobody janitor who can kick your ass.
00:56:49Oh, my God.
00:56:50Get over yourself, man.
00:56:51Look, I didn't mean it like that.
00:56:52Look, Jack, come on.
00:56:53If anyone deserves this thing.
00:56:54Play me for it then.
00:56:55Oh, you're scared now, buddy.
00:56:56Oh, you're scared now, buddy.
00:56:57Oh, my God.
00:56:58Oh, my God.
00:56:59Oh, my God.
00:57:00Oh, my God.
00:57:01Oh, my God.
00:57:02Oh, my God.
00:57:03Oh, my God.
00:57:04Oh, my God.
00:57:05Oh, my God.
00:57:06Oh, my God.
00:57:07Oh, my God.
00:57:08Oh, my God.
00:57:09Oh, my God.
00:57:10Oh, my God.
00:57:11Oh, my God.
00:57:16Oh, wait.
00:57:17Hold on.
00:57:18Hold on.
00:57:19Hold on.
00:57:20Oh, that's perfect.
00:57:21A fight.
00:57:22Oh, the rules committee.
00:57:23They think you two aren't for real rivals.
00:57:24Why not give them a show, huh?
00:57:26We can even live stream it, bringing money for the gym.
00:57:29I'm going to start arranging the details.
00:57:31You two, get ready for the fight of your lives.
00:57:35You can't be serious right now.
00:57:37Serious is the heart of that.
00:57:39If you two don't fight, I'm going to lose everything I built here.
00:57:42So, for the one who comes out of the ring the winner,
00:57:45glad to have you.
00:57:46But for the loser, sorry.
00:57:48You got to leave this gym for good.
00:57:58It's the only way, Paxton.
00:58:00This is just what you wanted, isn't it?
00:58:02To ruin my life?
00:58:03You know what?
00:58:04Why wait for the fight?
00:58:05Let's settle this right here, right now.
00:58:07Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
00:58:08What?
00:58:09Stop!
00:58:10Angie, we need to settle this right here.
00:58:13Which one of us do you want?
00:58:14Where is this coming from?
00:58:15You know what?
00:58:16I want to know too.
00:58:17Okay, you kissed him at the banquet and we made up in the showers at the arena.
00:58:21Is this for real?
00:58:22Are we for real?
00:58:23If you have to ask, you are still a big dumb idiot.
00:58:27And you are too.
00:58:29This drama isn't about me and it never was.
00:58:33The two of you need to figure out whatever this is between you.
00:58:37Otherwise, I don't want anything to do with either of you.
00:58:40Two childhood rivals in a fight ten years in the making.
00:58:53In one corner, a golden boy champ.
00:58:54With a God given mandate of heaven.
00:58:55Inches away from the title.
00:58:56He was born to claim.
00:58:57Versus the trash born looking editor.
00:58:58Whose soul dream is to steal his thunder.
00:58:59This is one for the history books.
00:59:00Man, you're gonna wanna watch this.
00:59:01You are gonna watch this live.
00:59:02You are gonna watch this live.
00:59:03You are gonna watch this live.
00:59:04You know, there was a lot of people.
00:59:05You are gonna watch this live.
00:59:06You are gonna watch this live.
00:59:07In one corner, a golden boy champ.
00:59:08With a God given mandate of heaven.
00:59:09Inches away from the title.
00:59:11He was born to claim.
00:59:13Versus the trash born looking editor.
00:59:16Whose soul dream is to steal his thunder.
00:59:19This is one for the history books.
00:59:22Man, you're gonna wanna watch this.
00:59:24You are gonna watch this live.
00:59:27You know, there was this homeless orphan kid.
00:59:34I found living in an alley behind my school girl.
00:59:37And he always wanted to hang out with me.
00:59:39For some reason, it really got under my skin.
00:59:42He wasn't afraid of me.
00:59:44He had nothing to lose.
00:59:46I remember nothing.
00:59:52Let's go out there and give that crowd a real good show.
00:59:56We'll exchange some blows.
00:59:58We'll spit out some blood.
01:00:00Make things real dramatic.
01:00:02And in the second half, you throw the match.
01:00:05What?
01:00:09I need you to throw it, man.
01:00:11I've worked my whole life for a shot at this time.
01:00:13I mean, all my parents' investments, all my best years,
01:00:15it'd be for nothing.
01:00:16If I get disqualified, that's it, man.
01:00:18Come on, help me out here.
01:00:19No, no.
01:00:20I'm not gonna do that.
01:00:21I'm not throwing the fight.
01:00:22Dude, you don't even want this.
01:00:24You haven't worked half as hard for half...
01:00:26Yet, I'm better.
01:00:27I'm better, and I'm gonna prove today that I'm better, too.
01:00:29Wanna beat me in the fight?
01:00:31Fine.
01:00:32We'll have that fight some other day in some other arena.
01:00:35But today is do or die.
01:00:37There are people watching out there, man.
01:00:39Today means something.
01:00:40You don't understand, man.
01:00:41That's exactly why I need to do it.
01:00:43To prove that I can.
01:00:44Wow.
01:00:45After everything we've been through, you still fucking hate me, don't you?
01:00:49Why?
01:00:50Before I hated you, all I ever wanted was to be your friend.
01:00:55You just always made me feel like I deserved to be alone.
01:00:59And now I'm gonna make sure you know how it feels.
01:01:03I'm gonna beat you.
01:01:05Boys, what are you still doing back here?
01:01:07That fight's about to start.
01:01:08Maybe you do deserve to be alone.
01:01:12Maybe you do deserve to be alone.
01:01:17Maybe you do deserve to be alone.
01:01:34I'm gonna fucking kill him!
01:01:40I want a clean fight.
01:01:41Why don't you tell that to Paxton?
01:01:43He's the one prone to cheap shots.
01:01:44Whatever it takes to survive, yeah?
01:01:46Ain't that what you told Angie?
01:01:47All right, all right.
01:01:49And...
01:01:52Fight!
01:02:01Wow.
01:02:02That's a lot of yours.
01:02:03I thought you weren't gonna come.
01:02:04I'm gonna bring myself to miss it.
01:02:11You better give up now!
01:02:12It's all gonna get worse in here.
01:02:13Oh!
01:02:14Oh!
01:02:15Oh!
01:02:16Oh!
01:02:17Oh!
01:02:18Oh!
01:02:19Oh!
01:02:20Oh!
01:02:21Oh!
01:02:22Oh!
01:02:23Oh!
01:02:24Oh!
01:02:25Oh!
01:02:26Oh!
01:02:27Oh!
01:02:28Oh!
01:02:29Oh!
01:02:30Oh!
01:02:31Oh!
01:02:32Oh!
01:02:33Oh!
01:02:34Oh!
01:02:35Oh!
01:02:36Oh!
01:02:37Oh!
01:02:38Hey!
01:02:39I'm watching you two!
01:02:40I'm okay.
01:02:41I'm okay.
01:02:42I'm okay.
01:02:47He's never gonna give up, is he?
01:02:49He needs this too damn badly.
01:02:52He only wants to beat you so badly because he respects you.
01:02:55He just wants to be seen.
01:02:58Do I need to win that battle?
01:03:04Take this whistle. I need you to keep an eye on the fight.
01:03:07What are you doing? Leaving?
01:03:08Some asshole's posting an illegal gambling site in a chat, and I think I know who.
01:03:14So?
01:03:14So I'm going to call Paxton's old man. I'm going to find out who's taking my money.
01:03:19Stay here and announce the fight.
01:03:22Jack and Paxton seem like they are off to a rough start.
01:03:27Paxton seems very aggressive at the moment, but anything could change as the fight has only just begun.
01:03:35He's fucking guys, huh?
01:03:36I can't decide that I'm betting against the poor urchin or the jerk insults with me.
01:03:40It don't matter, Mom, okay? All the money comes to the family.
01:03:43You know what they say? The house always wins.
01:03:48I should have known you two, Chuck, or fucks with a lady.
01:03:51Enzo?
01:03:56Enzo?
01:03:57What are you doing in our house?
01:03:59I'm still the sponsor of those two fighters on screen.
01:04:02If anybody should be making money off of them, it's me!
01:04:05Why isn't he blocking? It's like he's giving up.
01:04:23Something just happened. Paxton is down. He seems injured.
01:04:31What the hell do you have, Paxton?
01:04:45Why don't you block me?
01:04:46I'm throwing, stupid.
01:04:48You need this more than I do.
01:04:49Will you get up, you asshole? You can't even let me have my win for real.
01:04:52No. This is for real, man. I just don't want it anymore.
01:04:56It's cool. Now's a great chance for you to prove yourself and make it look good.
01:05:04Ow! Ow! Ow! My ankle!
01:05:07Oh! I'm done. My ankle.
01:05:09What are you doing? Get up.
01:05:11I can beat your ass some other day.
01:05:12I'm going to prove that I'm better than you. Even at losing.
01:05:15What?
01:05:16Oh, God!
01:05:17Oh, God! I'm done. I lost.
01:05:20Oh, my stomach!
01:05:21Oh, no!
01:05:23Jack's the winner.
01:05:24No! I lost!
01:05:26You win!
01:05:27Come on, man!
01:05:28Paxton won!
01:05:29No, I'm definitely, definitely the loser.
01:05:31Ow!
01:05:33Ow!
01:05:34It's a draw!
01:05:39That was amazing. What the hell was that?
01:05:55I don't even know. I guess we... who cares?
01:06:01Good news!
01:06:03The gym is rich again.
01:06:05Vic's parents, they agreed to invest.
01:06:10You know, as long as we don't expose their little illegal gambling ring.
01:06:13Dad, don't do that. Just send them to jail.
01:06:16What?
01:06:18It's money!
01:06:21Okay, while you guys figure that out, I mean, what about us?
01:06:25You said you can't sponsor us anymore.
01:06:27Not as individual fighters.
01:06:29But you made us so much money!
01:06:32I was thinking, what do you think if I sponsor you as a team?
01:06:36A team?
01:06:38Yeah.
01:06:39At the International Tag Team Fighting Corner.
01:06:42What's seven more continents, right?
01:06:44So long as this Oak agrees.
01:06:47What do you say, Jackie boy?
01:06:48Great form, Becca.
01:07:03Thanks, Angie.
01:07:04I had a great teacher.
01:07:05All right.
01:07:06That is it for Angie's self-defense class for this week.
01:07:10I will see you all next week when we learn how handy a high hill can be when used as a weapon.
01:07:18Hey, Future White.
01:07:21Hey.
01:07:23How's glass going?
01:07:25Really great.
01:07:27Speaking of, looks like Paxton has found himself some groupies.
01:07:32Let him have his fun.
01:07:35Hey, what are you all just standing around for?
01:07:37The World Championship Fighters tonight.
01:07:39Come on, let's go!
01:07:40Dude, can you believe we're about to be world champs?
01:07:57Come on.
01:07:58Still got to win, man.
01:07:59Dude.
01:07:59Has there ever been a doubt?
01:08:01Come on.
01:08:03Speaking of doubts.
01:08:05How you feeling about the briefs?
01:08:06Come on.
01:08:06Let me start.
01:08:08Nah, I don't know, man.
01:08:09I still don't like them, but they protect the little guys, so...
01:08:12They protect the little guys.
01:08:13I get it.
01:08:14I get it.
01:08:15Man, I'm really glad we're friends, man.
01:08:23Me too.
01:08:23Ready yourselves for the main event, folks.
01:08:26Live from Madison Square Garden, this is the Underground Tag Team Fighting Tournament World Championship Finals.
01:08:34Ladies and gentlemen, you know them, you love them.
01:08:44Give it up for your jack janitor and golden boy, Jack Kurtz and Daxton Whitlock!
01:08:52Woo!

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