00:01Ok, donc...
00:02My dad is getting out of prison after 17 years,
00:05and, uh, today's the day.
00:07Heaven help me!
00:08If love ain't dead, I'ma kill it cause it's killing me.
00:11Got me, it's the only thing I'll never be.
00:13Heaven help me!
00:14You ready to be in prison?
00:15Yes, sir.
00:17Oh, hallelujah!
00:19And I assume he'll be living with you?
00:21Oh, no, that's a no-go.
00:22Oh, absolutely not.
00:23Stage, you date any black men here?
00:25Oh, God!
00:26When did I get to meet my grandson?
00:28Mama said I could take your ice cream, you know, so we can bomb.
00:31I'm gonna have a proposition for you.
00:32You have a driver's license.
00:34People are looking.
00:35I'm a little not.
00:37Little ma'am.
00:38Not up, up.
00:40Yeah, alright.
00:41You kidding.
00:42Baby, I'm a classic! Say whoa!
00:44Oh, dearly girl, this is really nice.
00:47Right?
00:48I'm actually gonna have my own room.
00:49You can stay with us for as long as you need,
00:52but the same rules still apply, right?
00:54No, don't get any business.
00:56Don't put the knife back in the jelly after I done licked it.
00:59Are you doing that?
01:00No, that was a joke.
01:01No.
01:02Do you want your own shelf in the years?
01:04Yes, yes, yes.
01:05Can I get a name in?
01:08We're different this time.
01:09This whole thing is different.
01:10You have to let him be someone who's never been before.
01:13I don't know what to do.
01:15Let's start with more wine, obviously.
01:17So, how'd you two meet?
01:19Through my dad.
01:20Oh, that's so sweet.
01:21Who just got out of prison.
01:22Oh.
01:23He was a drug dealer.
01:24Wow.
01:25Oh, wait.
01:26Drug dealers?
01:27What show is this?
01:28I got one daughter.
01:30You got one daddy.
01:32Life is messy.
01:33It's not about what you owe someone else.
01:35It's about who you want to be.
01:38Now you know it don't make no difference.
01:40If the female's in love, the man don't love her back.
01:43Are you giving me relationship advice?
01:45Because I am the marriage and family therapist.
01:47Yeah.
01:48Licensed and everything.
01:49I can prevent.
01:50Ed Bray!
01:51Who?
01:52God.
01:53You're okay.
01:54Okay.
01:55Okay.
01:58I was always there for you.
02:00Yeah, if by always, you mean this call is from a federal prison.
02:05You will not be charged for this call.
02:08Now you nailed it.
02:10You are lucky I didn't press seven.
02:13Hello.
02:14Hello.
02:15Hello.
02:16Hello.
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