00:00Maybe someone sent you a fruit basket.
00:03Yeah, and then they wrote the word bitch on a banana in an empowering way, like bitch.
00:09Okay, it's on.
00:12Samantha.
00:14A black woman speaks truth and society loses its mind.
00:18You won't believe that people should hear a progressive message about race from a white person.
00:22That's not why you're doing this. You're just doing it to get back at me.
00:25Hey, I was going to meet.
00:30I'm not a white nationalist.
00:35You want a cookie or something?
00:37Baldwin said, to be a Negro and relatively conscious is to be in a rage almost all the time.
00:43Damn, Alec Baldwin's a genius.
00:46Aw, hell.
00:49Isn't this campus polarized enough?
00:51Somebody's got to keep the peace.
00:53This is Winchester. We got to do better.
00:55Is this a movement or a primal scream?
00:57We can't even get through a discussion without it devolving into a Mari Povich DNA reveal.
01:03I know that look.
01:05There is this guy.
01:06Is this a relationship or still just a penetration show?
01:10Hey, girl.
01:11Wow.
01:11Wow, wow.
01:14You going to get that?
01:16The African-American.
01:17The White Whisperer.
01:18Chaga Bar at Fashion Week.
01:20What?
01:20The black guy in a white sitcom.
01:22The mean gay dude who's all get it, girl.
01:23Sorry, not sorry.
01:24The filmmaker behind, am I racist?
01:26Agatha Shifty.
01:27The cat lady with no cats.
01:28Kirkland Signature.
01:29Ann Coulter.
01:30Peace.
01:31I'ma hit you back in a minute.
01:34That back and forth was so good, I felt like Shonda Rhimes wrote us.
01:36I was thinking that the whole time, but I didn't think I could say it.
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