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00:00By the authority granted to me by the Enchanted Order of Elder Elves,
00:15I, Kaldorf the Great, do hereby banish you, Griselda the Witch, for practicing dark magic,
00:23threatening to harm our Hamlet, and using nasty, thieving animals against our citizens!
00:30And she made fun of my hat! Remember? She said it looked silly!
00:36Oh, er, right, and the thing about the hat... I mean, er, and the thing about the hat!
00:44Oh, Kaldorf, how bitter you've become! Have you forgotten all the wonderful times we spent together?
00:53You teaching me how to harness my power?
00:58I do remember. I also remember how you grew mad with that power!
01:04I can no longer let my poor judgment bring ruin to this town and its people!
01:10I won't let you do this to us!
01:13Not your niece, Griselda! You've mistreated Athena for the last time!
01:19The only one being mistreated around here is me, Kaldorf!
01:25Athena, tell this insufferable old crow how well you're being looked after!
01:32I'm sorry, Auntie, but I'm staying here with Kaldorf!
01:38You silly little girl! These people aren't your friends! They're fools!
01:57Anyway, you don't have the power to banish me! Try and I'll use dark magic to turn you all into ward ogres!
02:06Hahahahahahahahaha!
02:08What...
02:22Ahhhhhhhh!!!
02:25Ahhhhhhhh!!!!
02:26And now that that's out of the way it's festival time people
02:56i'm glad you stayed tom you shouldn't have kept the girl called off who's to say she's not just as
03:16evil she is a cat person after all i love all animals see i saved him from one of auntie's
03:24spells oh no his name is jerry don't worry my dear people's attitudes will change over time
03:36i hope see tom isn't he cute i think you and jerry could be great friends
03:56so
04:08so
04:19so
04:31so
04:43so
04:57oh jerry i'm gonna head into town to get food and hopefully some donations for the shelter
05:16everyone seems to be much more pleasant during festival season
05:30thank you jerry now while i'm gone you and tom are in charge got it
05:50whoa whoa whoa not so fast buster remember what happened last time energetic warthogs and
05:56construction zones don't mix go on
06:07so how's the wing coming wish me luck max
06:26so
06:37so
06:38so
07:09Okay, today is a new day. Just stay positive. Elves are basically good people.
07:16Hey, Athena.
07:19Hi, guys.
07:21I hear an apple a day keeps the witches away.
07:27Thank you for your donation to Athena's Shelter for Unwanted Animals.
07:33You again? How many times do I have to tell you?
07:36There will be no handouts.
07:38You will not get a bite from me.
07:42Attention, my good, good friends.
07:45The preparation of this year's Harvest Festival is underway.
07:49We have tents the size of the town hall,
07:52the most beautiful fireworks display,
07:54as well as plenty of games and prizes.
07:57Oh, stop daydreaming.
07:59We are already way behind schedule.
08:02Yes, dear, of course.
08:05Uh, Athena?
08:07Yes, Emily?
08:08How can I help?
08:10You can start by going back to your shack
08:13and making sure that none of those horrible creatures run amok like last year.
08:17That warthog of yours made this place look like a war zone.
08:20And I'm so sorry about that.
08:24Stop that thing!
08:25Easy now.
08:40You're okay.
08:42Daddy!
08:43We got him.
08:43Let's take a look.
08:48There.
08:48Three cheers for Athena!
08:57Hip hip hip!
08:59Hooray!
09:00Hip hip hip!
09:00Hooray!
09:02Hold everything!
09:04Who?
09:05Remember, this is Athena.
09:08Let's not forget who she's related to.
09:10And if any one of her beasts gets out,
09:13the festival could be totally ruined.
09:15Oh, they won't get out.
09:16I have it all under control.
09:19Maybe we should give her just one more chance.
09:23I second that.
09:24Hmm.
09:26Oh, oh, right.
09:27Just this one time.
09:29Oh, the animals.
09:33Here you are.
09:34That's so generous.
09:35Please, please.
09:36Here.
09:36Here.
09:37Ah!
09:38Oh!
09:38Oh!
09:41Oh!
09:42Ah!
09:45Oh, no!
09:48Ah!
09:50No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no!
09:54Ah!
09:56This isn't happening!
09:58Oh, no!
09:59Huh?
10:04Huh?
10:04Please, no!
10:06No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no!
10:11Ah!
10:21Ah!
10:25Get that freak out of here!
10:28Huh?
10:28Who's gonna clean the ears?
10:31I don't believe them.
10:33Put up with this nut.
10:44Oh, no.
10:46Why do I bother?
10:48They'll never accept me.
10:51I'm sorry, guys. This isn't fair to you.
10:58Someday, I'll make everything better.
11:00Someday, I'll find where we belong.
11:04There's a place for everyone
11:08For creatures big and small
11:12I've made a place for everyone
11:16As best I could in all
11:20My life is like one big menagerie
11:25But will I ever find a place for me?
11:34I help those who can't help themselves
11:42And make them all feel good
11:46But where's the cure for always being so misunderstood?
11:53Don't get me wrong, you're all fine company
11:59But still, I need to find a place for me
12:05And sometimes I feel as bad as you
12:16Self defeated elf
12:19But maybe I can find the truth
12:24Deep within myself
12:27And maybe everyone will then agree
12:32That I've found a place
12:35A warm and cozy space
12:39When I have found my place
12:43Yes!
12:44Yes!
12:45I will find a place
12:47That's meant
12:48For me
12:49For me
12:57Huh?
12:58Huh?
12:59Huh?
13:00Huh?
13:01Hey, I'm getting a feeling we ain't welcome here
13:15Hey, I'm getting a feeling we ain't welcome here.
13:30Yeah, uh-oh, yeah, not welcome at all.
13:32Not welcome one bit.
13:34Go on.
13:35You should be more scared of disappointing auntie.
13:38Yeah, of course, disappointing auntie, very bad.
13:40Very bad idea.
13:41Wouldn't want to do that.
13:42Oh, it looks sort of scary in there.
13:47Yeah, of course, definitely very scary.
13:49Frightening even.
13:50Go on.
13:57Ah, Tin, we ain't the first ones who've been here.
14:02Yeah, not the first.
14:03Definitely not the first, second or third.
14:05I'm in number 17, 17, 18, there.
14:12Ah!
14:20Hello, Tin.
14:25One size fits all.
14:27Quiet.
14:30We're not looking for just any treasure.
14:32Auntie only wants the big, round, pearly thing.
14:35She says it'll be easy to spot because it glows.
14:54Oh, you keep it.
14:57Go ahead, it's yours.
14:58I don't really need it.
14:59I've got it.
15:00Let's go.
15:03Uh-oh.
15:04I don't like the sound of that.
15:06Yeah, I don't like it at all.
15:08Not one bit.
15:09Harsh.
15:14Ah!
15:14Ah!
15:15Ah!
15:16Ah!
15:16Ah!
15:16Ah!
15:16Ah!
15:16Ah!
15:16Ah!
15:16Ah!
15:16Ah!
15:16Ah!
15:17Ah!
15:17Ah!
15:17Ah!
15:18Ah!
15:18Ah!
15:18Ah!
15:19Ah!
15:19Ah!
15:20Ah!
15:20Ah!
15:21Ah!
15:21Ah!
15:22Ah!
15:22Ah!
15:23Ah!
15:24Ah!
15:24Ah!
15:25Ah!
15:26Ah!
15:26Ah!
15:27Ah!
15:27Run!
15:28Run for my life!
15:33Stay away, Robert!
15:34Stay away from dragons!
15:35Stay away from dragons!
15:57Here you go, Jerry.
16:13Jerry, can you get Tom to feel this?
16:27Here you go, Jerry.
16:57Jerry, can you get Tom to feel this?
17:04Here you go, Jerry.
17:10Jerry, can you get Tom to feel this?
17:16Water?
17:18Now?
17:20Here you go, Jerry.
17:33Here you go, Jerry.
17:42Oh, my God.
18:12Where is it? Where is my treasure? Come now, show your old Antidra Zelda.
18:42Not those trinkets. You know the treasure I seek.
18:48I do, and I've got it right here.
18:54I thought it felt kind of light.
18:58Where is my dragon's egg?
19:02Dragon's egg?
19:03It, um, must have fallen out.
19:07Yeah, fallen out. On the ground. It's gone.
19:10You lost it?
19:12No, not really. No.
19:15Of course not.
19:16Damn it!
19:17That dragon's egg means everything to me.
19:20What it contains could give me more power than Kaldorff ever dreamed of.
19:25I'd at last have my revenge on him and that infernal Hamlet.
19:31Um, maybe we can find it?
19:33Oh, you're going to find it all right.
19:36And this time, your old Antidra Zelda is going to help you.
19:42A pinch of potion this, a dab of darkness that.
19:50Ah, it's easy to seek and find when a cat is half a bat.
19:57Search high, search low, search far and wide.
20:06Find me that egg, or I'll have your hide!
20:20Oh, it's an egg!
20:22It won't hurt you, Tom.
20:24You do have to keep it warm, though.
20:26Come on.
20:35There'll be some cream in it for you.
20:42But you cannot move from the egg.
20:45Hmm.
20:46I just have to find out what kind of egg it is.
20:56A-a-ah-ah!
20:56Ah-a-ah!
21:04Ah-a-ah!
21:07Ah-a-ah!
21:09No, no, no, hmm, no.
21:39That's it.
21:53It's a dragon's egg.
22:01Tom, you're supposed to be with the egg.
22:13Oh, my, it's hatching.
22:32Mama?
22:34Tom, he thinks you're his mother.
22:44Oh, what a cute little puff.
22:47I'm gonna name you Puffy.
23:01Such a sweet baby.
23:04We're just gonna have to take care of him.
23:07Though this is the first dragon we've ever had.
23:10I'll talk to Kaldorf tomorrow.
23:12He'll know what to do.
23:17Mama.
23:42Mama.
23:58Good morning, Tom.
24:01How's our Puffy doing?
24:03Now keep an eye on him.
24:16Morning, Jerry.
24:18Don't forget to make your bed.
24:24Breakfast!
24:26Brad!
24:27I'm sorry.
24:28I'm sorry.
24:30I'm sorry.
24:31This is a game like we спокойned with a new post.
24:34Be quiet, man.
24:35I'm sorry.
24:36It's bad.
24:37I'll be happy.
24:38I do not get you.
24:39I'm sorry.
24:40I'm sorry.
24:41No, no, no.
24:42You're not a cat.
24:43I'm sorry.
24:44I'm sorry, Mike.
24:45I'm sorry.
24:46I'm sorry.
24:47I'm sorry.
24:48Like the cream, Tom?
25:09I got it special for you, just like I said.
25:18I got it special for you, just like I said.
25:48I don't think I'm going to be able to do this, but I don't think I'm going to be able to do it.
26:18Oh!
26:48Huh? Mama!
26:58Tom, you're supposed to be watching Puffy.
27:07Where'd he go?
27:18Puffy!
27:41Papa!
27:46Oh, no!
27:49Higher. Higher.
27:55A little higher.
27:58Huh?
28:00Higher.
28:02Huh?
28:06Higher!
28:10A little higher.
28:12Oh, perfect.
28:14Huh?
28:15Huh?
28:16Huh?
28:17Huh?
28:24Ugh.
28:25Zed height.
28:26Oh, no!
28:27Oh!
28:32Ow!
28:33Ow!
28:34Ow!
28:35Ow!
28:39Oh...
28:40That's it!
28:41You've used up the last of my patience, Fleabag!
28:53That was close!
28:54If the elf elders knew I had a dragon in town...
29:06You would be banished!
29:07Caldorf!
29:08Caldorf!
29:09They think only witches consort with the likes of ogres and dragons.
29:12Well, I was going to tell you.
29:14Well, now I know.
29:15Well, what should I do?
29:16Send him back to the wild where he belongs.
29:17But he's a helpless baby!
29:18You have no choice, Athena.
29:19Your little friend here would be all the proof they need to cast you out.
29:23I can no longer protect you from them.
29:25I'm getting too old.
29:38Promise me you'll do as I say.
29:39Uh, but...
29:40Promise?
29:41I mean, uh...
29:42Athena!
29:43Okay, I promise!
29:45I promise!
29:46What?
29:48Well...
29:49I mean, uh...
29:50Athena?
29:51Okay, I promise.
29:53It's for your own good, young lady.
29:59Okay, boys. Take Puffy back to our house.
30:06I didn't say when I do it.
30:08I will send Puffy away.
30:10When he's older and can fend for himself.
30:13Until then, somebody's got to take care of him.
30:16I'll find a cage to make sure he doesn't get away again.
30:23See you back at the house.
30:46Well, usually, I think.
30:54No way didn't I need for the old man?
30:57I'll call one more.
30:59I'll go.
31:01I'll lead you to the other man.
31:05Okay, let's go.
31:07Let's go.
31:08Let's go.
31:13Mama?
31:43Mama! Mama!
31:53Mama!
31:56Mama!
31:58Mama!
32:08Mama!
32:13Well, looky here. If it ain't Tommy boy, remember us? Aunty's favourites? Why, you've got what we've been looking for.
32:29I don't see no egg. Yeah, definitely no egg to be seen.
32:33The lizard, you losers. The egg's been hatched. We're bringing Aunty back something even better.
32:43Ha-ha-ha.
32:46Ah!
32:48Ha-ha-ha.
33:00Ha-ha-ha.
33:02I gotcha. Ha-ha.
33:09Talk about our doses.
33:13Ha-ha-ha.
33:19There he is.
33:20Ha-ha-ha.
33:23Yeah.
33:24Ha-ha-ha.
33:25Ha-ha-ha.
33:30Bamboo Bushies!
33:31Ha-ha-ha.
33:33Oh, stop!
33:46Anyone bring some ointment?
33:48Yeah, could use some of that. Definitely could use some ointment. Aloe vera.
33:59Hey, guys! I'm back with Puffy's cage!
34:02Tom!
34:04Jerry?
34:07Why can't anyone follow directions around here?
34:23Caldwell, you haven't seen Tom and Jerry, have you?
34:27Uh, no, Athena. I haven't. Come to think of it, I haven't seen them for some time now.
34:33Oh, okay. Great.
34:36Athena, I assume you've taken care of the problem?
34:39Uh, yes, of course. So taken care of.
34:46So taken care of.
34:56Wow.
34:57Oh!
35:00Driselda!
35:01Oh, Kaldorf! How long has it been?
35:06Oh, right. Ever since you banished me.
35:09And I can do it again if I have to, Driselda!
35:12No, you won't. You're too old. And I'm too powerful. Well, I will be.
35:25We're not scared of you and your niece.
35:27Huh?
35:28Athena, you're not like these dolts. You're like me. Smart, daring, vivacious.
35:38It's not too late to come back to Auntie.
35:41Just tell me, where is the baby dragon?
35:47No one's seen a dragon for ages.
35:50I'm not the only one looking for it, you know.
35:54Listen.
35:59Mama?
36:02Athena, you don't still have the baby.
36:05Oh, please, Kaldorf. She'll hurt him.
36:11Let's speed this up, shall we?
36:16Ah!
36:18Ah!
36:20Ah!
36:22Ah!
36:24Ah!
36:26Ah!
36:28Ah!
36:30Ah!
36:32Ah!
36:33Ah!
36:35Ah!
36:37Ah!
36:38Ah!
36:39Ah!
36:44Ah!
36:59Ah!
37:00Ah!
37:01Oh, baby needs a nap.
37:17Auntie, no!
37:19Let's go!
37:24Please!
37:27We have to save him.
37:30He's in terrible danger.
37:32Well, better him than us.
37:35We've had enough of your animal antics.
37:37Oh, Emily.
37:39No, Kaldorf.
37:40Tomorrow I'm shutting her house down for good.
37:43The cat, the vermin, and whatever else is in that rat trap leaves this hamlet.
37:48And she's welcome to join them.
37:59Well, then, I have nothing left to lose.
38:03What?
38:04Athena, where are you going?
38:07It takes a full night's ride to get to Griselda's place,
38:10but I'll get there in half the time.
38:11Here you go.
38:29Is our little pet collared and comfy?
38:43No?
38:44Well, the sooner you help me, the sooner this is over.
38:51All I need from you is a little heat.
38:55You see, right here is a stone that I hold, more valuable than any riches or gold.
39:04Where the power inside that can never be beat, and to set it all free, I just need some heat.
39:14Just give me some heat.
39:17A little heat.
39:25Not just any kind of heart will do, not a torch nor the sun, no, it's all up to you.
39:33So what do you say?
39:35Help your old auntie out.
39:36You know what I'm talking about.
39:39I'm talking about heat.
39:42Just give me some heat.
39:46A little heat.
39:48So fire it up, hot stuff.
39:56What do you say?
39:58Shall we take it easy?
40:00Or do this the whole way?
40:03Yes.
40:15Yes.
40:21Fine.
40:22We'll do this the hard way.
40:24Bring me the grinder.
40:27Grind him, boys.
40:29Sorry about that.
40:56It's the price you must pay, when my magic takes hope and takes your breath away.
41:01So you better get ready, and hold on to your seat.
41:05The time is now for my plan to complete.
41:08I just need some heat.
41:11Just give me some heat.
41:15A last bit of heat.
41:17Say hello to auntie.
41:38Say hello to auntie.
41:40And goodbye, auntie.
41:46Hello! Enjoy! Jobless! Definitely jobless! Looking for work!
41:50Charge! Charge!
42:10I hope that's the wind.
42:40Charge!
42:55Jump!
43:01Got you!
43:07Charge!
43:34Run!
43:36You're looking for your baby, right? We are, too. We're your friends.
43:57We've been taking care of your baby.
44:06Mama?
44:08Kaldorf, I forbid you to bring back that girl.
44:17Dear, I don't think you can forbid a wizard.
44:20Well, you'd think he'd have better sense.
44:24Sense seems to be at premium here.
44:26If everyone had just opened their eyes and seen Athena as the kind-hearted soul she is,
44:31maybe this whole calamity could have been avoided.
44:34How our fear is just beginning.
44:38Hello again, Kaldorf. This time I come bearing gifts.
44:44Don't think of it as a statue, but as a marker to mark the spot where a hamlet filled with fools once stood.
44:57Be on your way, Dress Hilda!
44:58You're going to stop me?
45:06Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!
45:07Step aside, you silly old wizard!
45:15You will stand back!
45:16By the authority granted to me, by the Enchanted Order of Elder Elves, I Kaldorf the Great!
45:25Wish you hadn't done that!
45:46Or that!
45:50Or that.
45:52You know, I used to think you were powerful, Kaldorf.
45:57But now I look upon you more as, er, lunch.
46:03Huh?
46:05Huh?
46:10Oh!
46:15Are you okay?
46:22Well...
46:27That's right, Mama.
46:28Your baby just went rock-a-bye-bye.
46:31Ugh.
46:35Ah!
46:40Ah!
46:45Ah!
46:48Huh!
46:49I was waiting for that.
47:04It's the stone, Athena.
47:09You must destroy the jewel around this elder's neck.
47:17Come on!
47:19Now to turn your happy hamlet
47:47into a tasty omelet!
47:52No, you don't, Auntie.
47:54Foolish child!
47:56I hope you don't think I'm going to be lenient
47:59with family members!
48:08You will stay back!
48:10I proclaim it?
48:11I'm just...
48:12What do you think you're going to do with that?
48:16I'll get you!
48:17I'll get you!
48:23I'll get you!
48:24I'll get you!
48:26I'll get you!
48:27I'll get you!
48:36No!
48:37No!
48:42Oh, no!
48:43You don't!
48:44Ah!
48:45Ah!
48:46Get off!
48:47Ah!
48:48Ah!
48:49Ah!
48:50Ah!
48:51Ah!
48:52Ah!
48:53Ah!
48:54Ah!
48:55Ah!
48:56Ah!
48:57Ah!
48:58Ah!
48:59Ah!
49:01Ah!
49:02Ah!
49:03Ah!
49:04Ah!
49:06Ah!
49:11Ah!
49:12Ah!
49:13Ah!
49:14Ah!
49:16Ah!
49:25Oh, my God.
49:55Oh, my God.
50:02Look out!
50:10That stone is mine!
50:14No!
50:25No!
50:28No!
50:32Oh, my God.
50:39Oh, my God.
50:45Oh, my God.
50:52Oh, my God.
50:54Oh, my God.
50:58Oh, my God.
51:02Oh, my God.
51:11Oh, my God.
51:15Oh, my God.
51:19Mama.
51:26Mama.
51:28Oh, my God.
51:35Oh, my God.
51:38Oh, my God.
51:41Oh, my God.
51:45Goodbye, Puffy! Goodbye!
51:56Athena!
51:59Uh, yes, Emily?
52:06I've been such a fool! Can you ever forgive me?
52:10Oh, of course.
52:11Three cheers for Athena, savior of the Hamlet!
52:16Hip, hip, hooray! Hip, hip, hooray! Hip, hip, hooray!
52:33I mentioned lately how much I love these animals!
52:37Hey, what do you know she loves animals?
52:39Come here, you! You're so sweet and huggable!
52:43Oh!
52:48Kaldorf!
52:50I can't believe this is finally happening!
52:53My dear, with a heart like yours, it was always only just a matter of time.
52:57There's a place for everyone, for creatures big and small.
53:06I've made a place for everyone, as best I could in all.
53:13My life is like one big menagerie.
53:19And now I've finally found a place.
53:23A place where I'm embraced!
53:26I've finally found a place that's meant for me!
53:36I'm Martial and I'll ask you there!
53:39The
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