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Full Episode Of Contractually Yours
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00:00:00They say the most primal human things are fighting, and well, I was about to learn both.
00:00:16Every girl wants to find her prince charming, but unfortunately we don't exactly live in a
00:00:22fairy tale world. There's no such thing as happily ever after. Where is the duck for table two?
00:00:29Table two ordered something special chef. No, table two ordered the special and the special is the duck. What is this?
00:00:38Nothing. Yes, exactly. This is nothing now. The duck. Just do what your boss says, Lily. You can't afford to lose another job. How can you pay for mom's operation when you're homeless?
00:00:50Table two, the duck.
00:00:53So I'm thinking about adopting a dog. You know, like the little tiny dogs that can fit in your handbag. They're so cute.
00:01:03So anyway, once your inheritance is secure, the Morrison deal is all in the bag. But what is this mystery clause you won't tell us about, Jack?
00:01:14Jack? Jack? Hello?
00:01:17Jack, yeah. The... The doll?
00:01:18Hook?
00:01:22Hi.
00:01:24Jack?
00:01:26Hi.
00:01:30You ordered the special?
00:01:32Actually, I...
00:01:34Trust me.
00:01:35Who is that girl?
00:01:38Something about her.
00:01:40It's like I've been waiting for her my whole life.
00:01:42Well, that was presumptuous.
00:01:44The waitress not bringing you what I ordered?
00:01:47Don't tell me you're actually impressed by that little slut, Jack.
00:01:50It looks good.
00:01:51The food or the waitress?
00:02:01And what do you think you are doing?
00:02:04I'm making something from the century.
00:02:06You know what? That's it. I've had enough.
00:02:08You are fired! Get out of here!
00:02:09Not this again.
00:02:12What did you say?
00:02:15I'm serious this time. You're fired. You get out of here.
00:02:17What?
00:02:18You take this. You beat up your act. You get out.
00:02:21No, please, sir. It won't happen again.
00:02:23No, it's no more Mr. Nice Guy this time. You get out. You leave.
00:02:26Please.
00:02:26No, no.
00:02:27Go, let's go. Come on.
00:02:29You're tired.
00:02:32They're taking the trash out, I see.
00:02:37Yeah, the trash.
00:02:40God.
00:02:42Asshole.
00:03:01Oh, my God.
00:03:02Don't scream. Don't scream, babe.
00:03:04Please.
00:03:05Or do scream for me.
00:03:08Ha ha ha.
00:03:09Ha ha.
00:03:11Hey.
00:03:20Hey, wait.
00:03:21Not now, Warren.
00:03:46Jack, my man.
00:03:47Hupasso.
00:03:48So I'm a little disappointed that you're making me ask again.
00:03:52When are you going to unlock the inheritance, bro?
00:03:54The deal of a lifetime isn't going to wait forever.
00:03:57Yeah.
00:03:58Yeah, come on, are you even listening?
00:04:00I mean, if we don't move on this Morrison thing, someone else will.
00:04:03And I mean, I'm not going to be that guy.
00:04:06Are you going to be that guy?
00:04:07Um.
00:04:10How can I help my mom when I can't even afford something to eat?
00:04:14Maybe next time.
00:04:15Thanks.
00:04:20Call me, Jack.
00:04:21I'll call you back.
00:04:21Jack, come on.
00:04:22He hung up on me.
00:04:24Jack's never done that before.
00:04:26If he doesn't lock away this inheritance deal, then the Morrison deal's over.
00:04:31We're over.
00:04:33Don't you worry your wrinkled little forehead, Warren.
00:04:37I've got just the plan.
00:04:38Just when I think I've found her, she's gone again.
00:04:55How am I going to find her again?
00:04:57You could always marry Vivian Chase, sir.
00:05:05You out of your mind?
00:05:06Vivian and I are done.
00:05:08Never again.
00:05:09She's just business now.
00:05:12Very well, sir.
00:05:14Although it is your inheritance at stake, sir.
00:05:17I'll find another wife.
00:05:18I'm afraid not.
00:05:19But the terms of your parents' will are quite specific.
00:05:23You must be married before your 32nd birthday for precisely 365 days.
00:05:29I know, I know.
00:05:30And with that fateful birthday fast approaching, there's little time.
00:05:34The inheritance must be claimed within the month.
00:05:36And most crucially of all, you must not tell a soul about the marriage cause.
00:05:43Especially your wife.
00:05:45Or I lose everything.
00:05:47Everything.
00:05:57Don't complain about things.
00:05:59I don't complain.
00:06:00I don't.
00:06:01All I'm saying is, you're going to have to start living in the real world.
00:06:04I am living in the real world.
00:06:11Really?
00:06:12Because getting fired yet from another restaurant job is the real world.
00:06:16Creative differences.
00:06:19There are always creative differences with you.
00:06:22Lily.
00:06:24You've got to open up your own place.
00:06:27You're a chef, not a fucking line cook.
00:06:29So you've got to show the world what you've got.
00:06:30Besides, I have my share of money.
00:06:35But without yours, we're never going to be able to afford mom's operation.
00:06:39Yeah, and it'll be all my fault.
00:06:43Lily.
00:06:46There is an opening at my office.
00:06:49Seriously?
00:06:49It's stable.
00:06:51Health insurance.
00:06:52401k.
00:06:54I'd rather die.
00:06:55You'd rather be broke.
00:06:56No, I'd rather...
00:06:57How can you help mom when you can't even take care of yourself?
00:07:12Fine.
00:07:13Yeah, you're right.
00:07:15Let's do it.
00:07:19Hi.
00:07:43Name?
00:07:45Lily Dunning.
00:07:46Can I help you?
00:07:47Yes, I'm here for the job interview.
00:07:50My sister is Megan.
00:07:51She works here.
00:07:53Last place of employment?
00:07:55Chez Francois.
00:07:57A restaurant?
00:07:58Yes, I'm a chef.
00:08:00My passion is cooking, so I...
00:08:02And does this look like a restaurant to you?
00:08:04No.
00:08:06No, of course not.
00:08:08And why do you think someone like you could work here?
00:08:12Um, I just need a job.
00:08:16Sorry, I'm...
00:08:17Thanks, uh...
00:08:18We'll let you know, okay?
00:08:21You can go now.
00:08:23Bye-bye.
00:08:30Ah!
00:08:32Screw this!
00:08:33What are you looking at?
00:08:54I'm sorry, Mom.
00:08:55I've tried everything, and I've let you down.
00:08:58You?
00:08:58Me.
00:09:05You dropped something.
00:09:08How did you?
00:09:12What are you doing here?
00:09:14I have a proposition for you.
00:09:17Sorry, I'm not interested in propositions from strange men in suits.
00:09:21Well, hold on.
00:09:22Just hear me out.
00:09:23I heard you get fired.
00:09:24I know you don't have any money.
00:09:28Looks like you're in a bit of a rough spot.
00:09:30I'm doing fine, thank you.
00:09:34Really?
00:09:36What if I told you this proposition could solve all your problems?
00:09:41Really?
00:09:43Solve all my problems?
00:09:45I've got a lot of problems.
00:09:47What if I told you I need a wife?
00:09:49I'd tell you that there are apps for that.
00:09:51For one year.
00:09:53Classy.
00:09:53Look, listen.
00:09:55I have a very important business deal with some very important people involved, and they
00:10:00need to see stability.
00:10:02Okay, so find someone stable.
00:10:04Well, that's just it.
00:10:06I need someone who won't fall in love with me.
00:10:08Someone who will just walk away after the year.
00:10:11And you seem uniquely qualified.
00:10:15Right, you think I'm good at walking away?
00:10:16Okay.
00:10:16Okay.
00:10:16Okay.
00:10:16Okay.
00:10:16Okay.
00:10:16Okay.
00:10:16Okay.
00:10:17Okay.
00:10:17Okay.
00:10:17Okay.
00:10:17Okay.
00:10:17Okay.
00:10:17Okay.
00:10:17Okay.
00:10:17Okay.
00:10:17Okay.
00:10:18Okay.
00:10:19Okay.
00:10:19Okay.
00:10:20Okay.
00:10:21Okay.
00:10:21Okay.
00:10:22Okay.
00:10:23Okay.
00:10:23Okay.
00:10:23Well, what's in it for me?
00:10:24Well, anything you want.
00:10:26Money.
00:10:27Place to live.
00:10:28Complete financial freedom to pursue your dreams.
00:10:31Just think of it as a business deal.
00:10:33Wow.
00:10:43Yeah, that's a really big diamond.
00:10:47It's just a very small part of the deal.
00:10:49It's just a very small part of the deal.
00:11:01You'll have your whole wing of the house.
00:11:03My own wing?
00:11:04Complete privacy.
00:11:06But you will have to attend events with me.
00:11:08Play the happy wife.
00:11:09I would have to attend.
00:11:30This is specific.
00:11:31I love clarity.
00:11:31This is specific.
00:11:31This is, um, specific?
00:11:36I like clarity.
00:11:46Wife agrees to perform, um, very specific.
00:11:55Is there a problem?
00:11:58Jack, we need to talk.
00:12:02What's going on here?
00:12:13I'm saying yes.
00:12:24To everything.
00:12:31Do you, Jack Thorne?
00:12:43This is insane.
00:12:44Shut up, boy.
00:12:46Take Lily Dunning to be your lawfully wedded wife.
00:12:50This is fucking nuts.
00:12:51Shut the fuck up.
00:12:54I do.
00:12:55I now pronounce you husband and wife.
00:13:00Bye.
00:13:01Bye.
00:13:17This marriage, it's just a
00:13:47contract.
00:13:48Well, I think that the contract says that this is my room.
00:14:10Good night, husband.
00:14:14And this is where Mr. Thorne likes to entertain of an evening.
00:14:25The room on the left is the kitchen.
00:14:29And we have the West Wing Library and the East Wing Pool.
00:14:45How do you find anything in here?
00:14:48One adapts, madam.
00:14:56And this room is the, um, oh dear.
00:15:07Would you excuse me?
00:15:08Of course.
00:15:09Apologies.
00:15:10So thank you.
00:15:11To be clear and Mercier.
00:15:12How will you find a house like me?
00:15:13Oh my god!
00:15:16The place is at the center of the room.
00:15:18The middle room on the left is the same.
00:15:19It's not a house.
00:15:20It's not a house like me.
00:15:21Not a house.
00:15:22It's not a house like me.
00:15:23The name of it is for a while.
00:15:24And this is the same.
00:15:25It's a house like me.
00:15:26It's not a house like this is the same as a house like you and it's okay.
00:15:29What are you doing here?
00:15:59Oh, my gosh.
00:16:11Problem?
00:16:13This is... a lot.
00:16:17The contract stipulates appropriate is higher for all occasions, including tonight's charity gala.
00:16:23I can't accept this.
00:16:25You can, and you will.
00:16:26Unless you want to attend the event in jeans.
00:16:35You know, this doesn't mean that I like you.
00:16:38Wouldn't dream of it.
00:16:51Ready for your debut, Mrs. Thorne?
00:16:53Yes, I am, Mr. Thorne.
00:16:56And then I said, do you want me to cut this steak?
00:17:10I don't need a knife.
00:17:11I need a chainsaw.
00:17:13Okay.
00:17:15Jackie, there you are.
00:17:17Warren tells me the Morrison deal is all in the bag.
00:17:19We simply must celebrate.
00:17:22I heard about your little stunt wedding.
00:17:25That doesn't mean we can't celebrate, right?
00:17:29I can think of a dozen things you could do to me.
00:17:33Oh, my God.
00:17:38This is a $10,000 valentino.
00:17:41I'm sorry, but I didn't even do anything.
00:17:45Where did you find this one, Jackie?
00:17:47Waitestaff training school?
00:17:49Vivian.
00:17:49Oh, that was it.
00:17:53She was actually a waitress.
00:17:55Or, I don't remember, whatever it was.
00:17:59Excuse me.
00:18:02So, when she got to the house,
00:18:05we're done with the ex.
00:18:11As I was saying.
00:18:12You know, you should really come over here and taste this.
00:18:42Wow.
00:19:03Good?
00:19:05Surprisingly good.
00:19:06Surprisingly good.
00:19:09Well, payment for spying.
00:19:12Payment accepted.
00:19:14You know,
00:19:15the house this grand,
00:19:17I would expect
00:19:18a kitchen to match.
00:19:24I had to make do.
00:19:25Yeah, well, I never cook.
00:19:28It's a shame.
00:19:37You can go now.
00:19:42You, um,
00:19:55wanted to see me.
00:19:57Time for your first lesson.
00:20:00My what?
00:20:05Self-defense.
00:20:07Never know when you might need it.
00:20:08I don't know if that's really...
00:20:10Number one.
00:20:11Stance.
00:20:14Move the feet apart.
00:20:16Bend this knee.
00:20:18Yep.
00:20:19Then move this foot forward.
00:20:22Good.
00:20:23Okay?
00:20:24Now, hands up.
00:20:26Protect the face.
00:20:27Okay.
00:20:29Now, like this.
00:20:31Oh, God, I'm sorry.
00:20:32I'm not really good at this.
00:20:40We're just getting started.
00:20:43Oh.
00:20:45Maybe we should just focus on business.
00:20:48Rule number one.
00:20:51Stance.
00:20:53Right?
00:20:53Right?
00:20:53Every chef needs proper tools.
00:21:24I have a business expense.
00:21:29Business expense.
00:21:32These are the best knives in the market.
00:21:35The best knives for the best chef?
00:21:40Why are you doing this?
00:21:42The contract.
00:21:43No.
00:21:45The real reason.
00:21:47Maybe I just like watching you work.
00:21:52Maybe.
00:21:53You just like watching me.
00:22:00You know that, um...
00:22:02This doesn't change anything.
00:22:05Of course not.
00:22:12This is for your mother.
00:22:13No, this is too much.
00:22:20This should cover the whole thing.
00:22:24They second it.
00:22:28I think that's literally the nicest thing a man has ever done for me.
00:22:32What's the catch?
00:22:33We've got a problem.
00:22:47Morning to you, too.
00:22:48So, the inheritance release date is set, but...
00:22:51If anyone finds out about the marriage, then...
00:22:53No one's gonna find out.
00:22:55Oh, really?
00:22:56Because your little chef seems to be quite the talk of the town.
00:22:58It's under control.
00:22:59Is it?
00:23:03It seems like you're letting your feelings control your...
00:23:05I said it's handled.
00:23:06Just remember what's at stake here, yeah?
00:23:20This Morrison deal...
00:23:21Is a deal of a lifetime.
00:23:27Don't tell me you're actually fooling.
00:23:28Get out.
00:23:29Get out.
00:23:58Get out.
00:24:59Oh, no.
00:25:04God.
00:25:05Jack, darling, fancy seeing you here.
00:25:22Vivian?
00:25:23The 82 crystal.
00:25:25Remember the crystal, Jack?
00:25:28I can still feel it running down my back just thinking about it.
00:25:32We even used to drink some of it.
00:25:35Anyway, we have business to discuss.
00:25:37You'll never believe what Hannah said about the Asian market today.
00:25:39Oh, I'm so sorry.
00:25:44This must be so boring for you.
00:25:47You're so insightful, Vivian.
00:25:49You do bore me.
00:25:51Darling, the adults have business to discuss.
00:25:55Why don't you go back to, like, chopping or whatever it is that you do?
00:25:59So basically, you know, the company way that we have our investments holding in?
00:26:03I had a business meeting with Hannah today, and she has basically advised me to say that
00:26:07our investments are not making any profit, because not me as self isn't actually doing all too well.
00:26:11So my proposal for next year would be basically...
00:26:41Two days from first meeting to marriage.
00:26:45This must be some kind of record.
00:26:48Though lately I've been more interested in, uh, business deals.
00:26:52Hmm.
00:26:52What would you say?
00:26:55Love at first sight, or something more contractual?
00:27:00You know, you should really write romance novels.
00:27:02Seems you have quite the imagination.
00:27:09We'll talk again soon, Mrs. Thorne.
00:27:12I have a feeling there's quite a story here.
00:27:23Oh, the Morrison Foundation dinners tonight.
00:27:25Oh, great.
00:27:26Another dinner.
00:27:27It's important.
00:27:28They're all important.
00:27:30It's a part of the deal.
00:27:32They're all a part of the deal.
00:27:35You knew what you were signing up for.
00:27:37Did I?
00:27:38At least Vivian will be there.
00:27:42To talk deals and acquisitions and mergers and...
00:27:48God, whatever.
00:27:49All right.
00:28:00Nice.
00:28:02Real mature.
00:28:05No, don't.
00:28:07Fuck.
00:28:09Okay.
00:28:10Okay, fine.
00:28:12You want to go?
00:28:13Nope.
00:28:14Nope.
00:28:14No, no, wait.
00:28:21Okay, fine.
00:28:22No.
00:28:23Yeah, yeah.
00:28:24No, no, no, no.
00:28:24No, no, no, no.
00:28:26Let's go.
00:28:27No.
00:28:28No.
00:28:29No.
00:28:29No.
00:28:31I'm going to...
00:28:33Oh, va.
00:28:52Oh, va.
00:28:55Oh, va.
00:28:56Oh.
00:28:56Oh, va.
00:28:58Oh, va.
00:28:59Oh, va.
00:28:59Oh, va.
00:28:59yeah
00:29:02so jack's inheritance is all set but he still hasn't signed the papers to commit the proceeds
00:29:13to the morrison deal that's a problem it's the girl isn't it the waitress you and i both know
00:29:22she's been a problem from the start and i thought you had everything under control oh i've done my
00:29:26part that's underway and i thought you'd have your part under control
00:29:31i have everything under control oh really because it doesn't seem like it vivian
00:29:38you know maybe i overestimated your sway over jack you haven't overestimated anything i've just begun
00:29:45i've got it
00:29:56funny how you can always count on the help to answer the door i live here of course you do
00:30:09okay thanks
00:30:11jack darling should we proceed to the study we need to discuss the morrison deal
00:30:18oh we need to discuss the morrison deal
00:30:26vivian
00:30:32remember tokyo that zaki bar i'm married
00:30:39are you now i hadn't noticed
00:30:44you know that feeling when you leave the house and you just feel like you've forgotten something
00:30:54i forgot something
00:31:06maybe you can
00:31:09help me figure it out
00:31:13coffee
00:31:16oh no thank you jack and i have much to catch up on
00:31:20oh and jack doesn't drink coffee do you jack actually i've taken it up recently
00:31:28i guess before me jack never really had coffee how he liked it and he just absolutely laps up
00:31:35every drop of my coffee isn't that right well he makes a great cup of coffee
00:31:43so
00:31:52how's vivian focus on your form you know i was just wondering how long the two of you ancient history
00:32:02it's not what i heard from who around tokyo gets brought up a lot you've been talking to warren
00:32:11you've been talking to vivian
00:32:14that's business
00:32:16everything is business with you isn't it
00:32:21but you know what
00:32:24what's this
00:32:27some pretty big business that you haven't been sharing with me
00:32:32i think vivian wants some of it too
00:32:35but you know what
00:32:36maybe you should just keep your business to yourself
00:32:42sad watch your stance
00:32:49i don't want to be lied to
00:32:52i'm not lying lily
00:32:53don't break my heart
00:33:00yeah
00:33:06i don't
00:33:31Yeah, the sky is so great today. I hate you so much.
00:33:37Please act like you know me. There's someone following me.
00:33:40Oh my God, are you okay?
00:33:41Who's following you?
00:33:44That weirdo?
00:33:50Is he gone?
00:33:52I think he's gone.
00:34:01You're sure?
00:34:09Like that?
00:34:13I think your technique could use some more.
00:34:16I got the dota rides.
00:34:19You sure that wasn't me?
00:34:31What?
00:34:47Of course.
00:34:48And I think the real challenge is market penetration and emerging economies.
00:34:52I'm sure Jack's brought you up to speed on all of this.
00:34:56Um, actually, I...
00:34:58Tell me, what's your take on blockchain integration?
00:35:01Um, I think...
00:35:05Oh, no comment.
00:35:07How surprising.
00:35:08Excuse me.
00:35:09Oh, great thinking, Lily.
00:35:11All of our drinks could use with a refill.
00:35:13I love you.
00:35:36I love you.
00:35:36I love you.
00:35:38But this thing isn't going to last forever, Jack.
00:35:48I don't know.
00:35:50I mean, what choice do you have?
00:35:52Clock's ticking, buddy.
00:35:54Unless you want to lose this deal forever.
00:35:58Lunch?
00:36:01I was just on my way out.
00:36:03Think about it, Jack.
00:36:14What was that about?
00:36:17Nothing.
00:36:19Just business.
00:36:19Just business.
00:36:21Of course.
00:36:23Lily, wait.
00:36:23Wait.
00:36:28What do you want, Jack?
00:36:30Taking you on a holiday.
00:36:52What?
00:36:53You have time for that?
00:36:56A lot of time.
00:36:57Just us?
00:37:00I know what I want.
00:37:05Oh, what about, um...
00:37:07What about Warren and the deal?
00:37:09I can wait.
00:37:13There she is.
00:37:15What?
00:37:16That smile.
00:37:18It's the one you had when I first laid eyes on you.
00:37:21I'll never forget it.
00:37:22You know that I don't just, um...
00:37:26Serve that dish to anyone, right?
00:37:28Really?
00:37:29Mm-hmm.
00:37:34I'm so sorry to interrupt, Mr. Thorne.
00:37:36I've been told to relay that there's a problem back at the office.
00:37:40Timeline on the deal has moved up.
00:37:42Save.
00:37:44Would you like me to cancel the trip, Steve?
00:37:49Yeah.
00:37:51You're good.
00:37:51Who sent the message?
00:37:55Vision Chase.
00:38:01Lillian, I'm sorry.
00:38:02Don't.
00:38:02Please.
00:38:03It's just business.
00:38:04It's business, yeah.
00:38:05I get it.
00:38:06Lily, I shouldn't, uh...
00:38:18Just shut up and taste this.
00:38:20This tastes, uh...
00:38:31Incredible?
00:38:32Yeah.
00:38:33Yeah, I know.
00:38:35Mm.
00:38:38Jack?
00:38:39Mm-hmm?
00:38:41Do you want more?
00:38:43Um, after this one.
00:38:44No.
00:38:45Not the food.
00:38:49Jack.
00:38:51Talking about us.
00:38:58How long are we going to keep on doing this?
00:39:00Oh, my God.
00:39:17What was that?
00:39:17Any enemies?
00:39:27Business rivals?
00:39:30No one comes to mind.
00:39:32Security cameras?
00:39:35Being installed as we speak.
00:39:36Mrs. Thornton?
00:39:49Sorry.
00:39:51Thought I saw.
00:39:57I'm worried.
00:39:58You okay?
00:39:58Mm-hmm.
00:40:00Yeah.
00:40:10No.
00:40:14This is so insane.
00:40:17It's probably just kids.
00:40:19Kids?
00:40:21Seriously.
00:40:22Can you keep your voice down?
00:40:24Oh, sorry.
00:40:26What, are you afraid that someone's going to hear?
00:40:28About our perfect marriage?
00:40:37What are you hiding from me?
00:40:42Hey.
00:40:44Hey, you know that secret room?
00:40:47That you didn't want me to find.
00:40:50I found it.
00:40:53Yeah?
00:40:58Hey, at least it's honest.
00:41:05Do you want to see it?
00:41:07Surely.
00:41:07Most people run.
00:41:19Most people run.
00:41:38I'm not most people.
00:41:43So,
00:41:45this is what you're into?
00:41:49Among other things.
00:41:50And all of those...
00:41:54Specific requirements.
00:41:56We're meant to scare you off.
00:41:58I don't scare you so.
00:42:00I'm starting to get that.
00:42:07Show me.
00:42:09You sure?
00:42:11Are you?
00:42:19Oof.
00:42:52Sir, Miss Chase is here. She says it's urgent.
00:43:04Jack, the team is flying to Tokyo and they need you there. Final deal points.
00:43:09Jess leaving in 30. I packed your bag and I'll be waiting downstairs.
00:43:14Lily, wait.
00:43:18Just go.
00:43:22I'll be right back.
00:43:52Can you?
00:43:58Guess them business can't wait.
00:44:00This whole thing is...
00:44:10Let me get this straight. You sleep with him and then you find a note from his ex.
00:44:16It's complicated.
00:44:17When isn't it with you?
00:44:19Look, maybe it's time to admit this whole thing is just a little...
00:44:23What? A mistake?
00:44:24That you were right?
00:44:26Huh? Is that what you want to hear?
00:44:28No, I want you to be happy.
00:44:31And are you?
00:44:32I don't know what I am anymore.
00:44:36I mean, he paid for mom's operation, so that's cool, but I know.
00:44:40And the worst part is I think I might actually be falling for...
00:44:42Lily?
00:44:43Stand back.
00:44:44What?
00:44:45Stand back, Megan.
00:44:46What?
00:44:47Stand back, Megan.
00:44:48Keep it, keep it, keep it, keep it.
00:44:50Wait!
00:44:51Stop, motherfucker!
00:44:52Fucker!
00:44:53What?
00:44:54Fucker!
00:44:55Fucker!
00:44:56What?
00:44:57Oh my god!
00:44:58Fuck you!
00:44:59Come on, let's go.
00:45:01What was that?
00:45:02Lessons with Jack.
00:45:03Jack taught you that?
00:45:04Yeah.
00:45:05Yeah.
00:45:06Yeah.
00:45:07Yeah.
00:45:08Yeah.
00:45:09Yeah.
00:45:10Yeah.
00:45:11Yeah.
00:45:12Yeah.
00:45:13Yeah.
00:45:14Yeah.
00:45:15Yeah.
00:45:16Yeah.
00:45:17Yeah.
00:45:18Yeah.
00:45:19Yeah.
00:45:20Yeah.
00:45:21Yeah.
00:45:22Yeah.
00:45:23Yeah.
00:45:24Dude's getting better by a minute.
00:45:25I know.
00:45:26Oh, man.
00:45:27You okay?
00:45:28Yeah.
00:45:29God, things are supposed to be so simple.
00:45:31Now what?
00:45:32I don't even know what's real anymore.
00:45:33Oh, honey.
00:45:34I can't.
00:45:35I can't.
00:45:36I can't.
00:45:37I can't.
00:45:38I can't.
00:45:39I can't.
00:45:40I can't.
00:45:41I can't.
00:45:42I can't.
00:45:43I can't.
00:45:44I can't.
00:45:45I can't.
00:45:46I can't.
00:45:47I can't.
00:45:48I can't.
00:45:49I can't.
00:45:50I can't.
00:45:51I can't.
00:45:52I can't.
00:45:53I can't.
00:45:56Oh, no.
00:45:57Oh, no.
00:45:59He's gonna.
00:46:00Oh.
00:46:01I can't.
00:46:02Oh, no.
00:46:03He always keeps the ledger on his desk.
00:46:18Lauren, I've known you since college.
00:46:30How could you?
00:46:36Eleven months.
00:46:38Almost a year.
00:46:41I barely knew that anymore.
00:46:48Lily, I need to tell you something.
00:46:56I'm all ears.
00:46:58It's about the deal.
00:46:59About Lauren, Vivian.
00:47:01Well, if it isn't the happy couple.
00:47:05Oh, great.
00:47:06The press.
00:47:07These aren't real.
00:47:18Oh, I should just say they're very real.
00:47:22Story runs in 48 hours.
00:47:24Lily, this is what I was just about to tell you.
00:47:26I've been set up.
00:47:30Care to comment, Mrs. Thorne?
00:47:33You know, it's funny.
00:47:34I, for a minute, I really believed.
00:47:39Lily, wait.
00:47:42They're not real.
00:47:45Tick tock, Mr. Thorne.
00:47:57Lily, wait.
00:47:59They're not real.
00:48:01You have to believe me.
00:48:02Look, I believed you when you said that this was just a business deal.
00:48:06Like, I believed you when you said that Vivian was just a colleague.
00:48:12Look, I believed that last night actually meant something.
00:48:15It did.
00:48:17Lily, what happened between us was...
00:48:18The transaction.
00:48:20That's all any of this ever was.
00:48:23That's not true.
00:48:25And you know it.
00:48:26Do I?
00:48:26Because from where I'm standing, you got everything that you wanted.
00:48:33You got a wife when you needed one.
00:48:35And a body when you wanted one.
00:48:37But wait, that's not it.
00:48:38Tell me I'm wrong.
00:48:40Tell me that there's not something more going on here.
00:48:42With the business deal and your inheritance.
00:48:46Anything more to explain?
00:48:47It's what I thought.
00:48:59You're a terrible person.
00:49:02If you leave now, you violate the contract.
00:49:05You get nothing.
00:49:07I don't care.
00:49:08I never cared about any of that.
00:49:31Hands up.
00:49:32Protect the face.
00:49:34No, don't.
00:49:37Go.
00:49:38Nope.
00:49:48Warren?
00:49:49Finally, look.
00:49:50About the Morrison deal.
00:49:52It's off.
00:49:53What do you mean it's off?
00:49:54All of it.
00:49:56The deal.
00:49:57The inheritance.
00:49:58I don't want any of it.
00:49:59Have you lost your freaking mind?
00:50:01I mean, everything that we've worked for.
00:50:03Actually,
00:50:03I think I found it.
00:50:08I don't know.
00:50:14I don't know.
00:50:18I don't know.
00:50:22I don't know.
00:50:25You can't just hide here forever.
00:50:43Watch me.
00:50:55Hey, what happened to the girl who would never back down?
00:51:00The one who quit her job because she didn't want to compromise?
00:51:04She played.
00:51:05Did she?
00:51:10That's Jack.
00:51:11I'm sure that's just my octogenarian neighbor who's a total drama queen.
00:51:15Watch.
00:51:17Gladys?
00:51:20Gladys, is that you?
00:51:22Do you need help with your phone?
00:51:25Oh.
00:51:31Sir.
00:51:32Coffee.
00:51:34Hi.
00:51:35I did some digging around like you asked, sir.
00:51:37You might want to see this.
00:51:43What am I looking at here?
00:51:44Wire transfers, shell companies.
00:51:47All leading back to Mr. Block.
00:51:50More.
00:51:51I knew it.
00:51:52And you might want to see these too, sir.
00:51:54They'll eliminate things even more.
00:52:00Son of a bitch.
00:52:02He's trying to steal the inheritance.
00:52:03He sure is.
00:52:05All through a series of cleverly placed shell companies.
00:52:08Although I suspect Ms. Chase's interests are not purely financial.
00:52:14Sir?
00:52:15They're threatening Lily and her sister.
00:52:16Then perhaps it's time we stop playing their game.
00:52:20Give me everything you can about Warren.
00:52:21Every meeting.
00:52:22Every call.
00:52:23Already compiled, sir.
00:52:24I had a feeling we might need this.
00:52:25Sir, what about the inheritance?
00:52:26Some things are worth more than money.
00:52:27I'm calling back, Megan.
00:52:28I'm calling back, Megan.
00:52:29I'm calling back.
00:52:30I'm calling back.
00:52:31Megan.
00:52:32I'm calling back.
00:52:33Megan.
00:52:34I'm calling back.
00:52:35Megan.
00:52:36I'm calling back.
00:52:37Megan.
00:52:41I'm calling back, Megan.
00:52:59Oh, my God.
00:53:29I got us into this, I can get us out of this, I can do this, I can do this.
00:53:53Your little cookie's on her way over to save her sister as we speak.
00:53:56And I wouldn't put money on how well that's going to go.
00:54:00If anything happens to her, that's up to you.
00:54:05Sign the papers.
00:54:07And this all goes away.
00:54:11Like those photos of you and me from that reporter suddenly went away.
00:54:17Deep fakes really do hurt everyone involved, don't they?
00:54:21I always knew you were soft, but this, throwing away a billion dollar inheritance for some chef.
00:54:28He's not throwing it away, he's giving it to us.
00:54:33All we need is a signature, Jack.
00:54:37You care too much, Jackie boy.
00:54:40Always have.
00:54:41I think we might need to send a little message.
00:54:47Hmm.
00:54:49Wait.
00:54:50Let me go, you psycho.
00:55:11Okay, remember your training.
00:55:19Protect your face.
00:55:24Megan!
00:55:25Lenny!
00:55:29Welcome to the party, sweetheart.
00:55:32Come on, come on.
00:55:33Come on.
00:55:34Come on.
00:55:35Of course it's a trap.
00:55:42The question is,
00:55:44what are you going to do about it?
00:55:47Lenny!
00:55:51I've traced the video feed to the Starlight Motel, sir.
00:55:54Room 115.
00:55:55Lawrence, call the police.
00:55:57Already done, but sir,
00:55:58they're at least 20 minutes out.
00:56:00She doesn't have 20 minutes.
00:56:05No, no, no, no, no.
00:56:10Lawrence, she's there.
00:56:12Lily's there.
00:56:17Hold on, Lily, hold on.
00:56:32Leave her alone!
00:56:33Shut up!
00:56:35Get away from my wife.
00:56:37Well, well.
00:56:39A hero arrives.
00:56:42Don't do it, Jackie boy.
00:56:46I'm not some damsel in distress.
00:56:50That's my girl.
00:56:58Oh.
00:56:59I guess it is real love, huh?
00:57:01That's for my sister.
00:57:13You son of a bitch.
00:57:20Lily.
00:57:20Lily.
00:57:21Not everything.
00:57:23The photos.
00:57:25Vivian.
00:57:26Now?
00:57:26Seriously?
00:57:27I love you.
00:57:30Not for any inheritance.
00:57:32Not for any deal.
00:57:34Just...
00:57:35You know.
00:57:38Enough.
00:57:47You.
00:57:48Stay right there.
00:57:50Come on.
00:57:50Come on.
00:57:51What the hell?
00:58:06This isn't...
00:58:07Possible.
00:58:08I wouldn't put money on how well that's going to go.
00:58:13Sign the papers.
00:58:14Deep fakes really do hurt everyone involved.
00:58:17That proves nothing.
00:58:18I think it might prove something.
00:58:20Yeah, and those photos that you planted?
00:58:22Maybe use better AI next time.
00:58:24You can't?
00:58:25Yes, they can.
00:58:27And you two are under arrest.
00:58:29You don't regret this, Jock.
00:58:33The inheritance that...
00:58:34Are nothing.
00:58:34Compared to what I almost lost.
00:58:36You could have had it all, Jock.
00:58:40I do.
00:58:47Yes, thank you.
00:58:49Thanks.
00:58:50Thanks.
00:58:54Now that's a story.
00:58:59Here to twist the knife.
00:59:01Actually...
00:59:02I'm here to get it right.
00:59:05Where did you...
00:59:06Lawrence sends his regards.
00:59:09Seems your butler is a little armchair investigative journalist.
00:59:13So, no scandal piece?
00:59:15Oh.
00:59:16There's definitely a scandal.
00:59:18But, not the one they wanted me to bite on.
00:59:24That's...
00:59:25Actually accurate.
00:59:26I'm a reporter.
00:59:27Truth is kind of my thing.
00:59:30Though, I must admit...
00:59:31I didn't see the secret martial arts skills coming.
00:59:35Yeah, neither did they.
00:59:37Story runs tomorrow.
00:59:40Catch you on the next scandal.
00:59:49Only about the inheritance.
00:59:50You really think I care about any of that now?
00:59:52Just take me home.
01:00:00Yes, dear.
01:00:10Sun's coming up.
01:00:11Must be a new record.
01:00:14It is for me.
01:00:16Any regrets?
01:00:17Only one.
01:00:22That didn't get your chef's specials sooner.
01:00:24Could have saved us a lot.
01:00:26Yeah.
01:00:27Ow.
01:00:31Excuse me, sir.
01:00:32Miss Chen's article is out.
01:00:34How bad is it?
01:00:36Well, actually, sir, you might want to see it.
01:00:38She's included the last bit you wanted to put in.
01:00:40Jack Thorne announced plans.
01:00:54In a shocking turn of events, tech entrepreneur Jack Thorne announced his plans to transform his inherited fortune into the city's largest culinary grant program.
01:01:05Surprised?
01:01:06But your inheritance is gone.
01:01:12Only inheritance, yeah.
01:01:14But turns out selling a tech company can be quite profitable.
01:01:17You sold the company?
01:01:19Turns out some things are worth more than money.
01:01:29I'm sorry.
01:01:29I don't know.
01:01:36Perfect, Julie and Danny.
01:01:38Keep it thin, okay?
01:01:39Just like that.
01:01:55This looks good on you.
01:01:58And who said there's no such thing as a happily ever after?
01:02:02Suckers.
01:02:03Can I get you your usual, sir?
01:02:06It depends.
01:02:08Did my wife make it?
01:02:09The very same wife that you married for business?
01:02:12Best business decision I ever made.
01:02:20Hang on.
01:02:28Voila.
01:02:29You're the best chef in town.
01:02:36You're only saying that because you're contractually obligated.
01:02:41I think that contract expired.
01:02:44Good thing I signed a new one.
01:02:52We are gathered here today.
01:02:54No more business deals this time.
01:02:55Just love.
01:02:57Good.
01:02:59Because I have some terms of my own.
01:03:03First, you have to eat everything I cooked.
01:03:07Done.
01:03:09Second, no more locked rooms.
01:03:13Without me in it.
01:03:14Is that all?
01:03:19Third.
01:03:20You have to mean it this time.
01:03:22I met it the first time.
01:03:24Just didn't know you.
01:03:27The rings?
01:03:28Actually.
01:03:29Is that?
01:03:35Something old.
01:03:37Something new.
01:03:38Something borrowed.
01:03:40Something
01:03:40not one.
01:03:43For better or worse.
01:03:53For real this time.
01:03:56You make it the bright.
01:03:57So, are you ready for your honeymoon?
01:04:17What are you...
01:04:20Lauren, tell me back.
01:04:22Mrs. Thorne, are you trying to negotiate new business terms?
01:04:32I don't know.
01:04:34Mr. Thorne.
01:04:37Can you handle them?
01:04:39I thought this wasn't about business anymore.
01:04:43How about you just shut up and kiss your wife?
01:04:46I thought this wasn't about business anymore.
01:04:47I thought this was a good one.
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