- 5 months ago
Full Episode Of Pregnant By My MVP Ex
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00:00:01Let's go. Let's go. Let me get that.
00:00:26You did it.
00:00:27The next top state finals.
00:00:29Hell yeah, then the bros.
00:00:31I love you, Alex Baller.
00:00:33I love you, Sarah Mullins.
00:00:35Thanks for cheering me on.
00:00:36Hey, I'm always going to be your biggest fan.
00:00:44Alex Baller, can I ask you a couple of questions?
00:00:48Hey, what's up, man?
00:00:49The world wants to know, have you committed to a college yet?
00:00:52Look, I think I'm going to be heading to Tecker State.
00:00:54Oh, what a scoop.
00:00:56All right, man. Best of luck.
00:00:58Appreciate it.
00:00:59Babe, you and I are going all the way to the top.
00:01:02Look, I'll go to any college that gets me to the pros.
00:01:05Sarah, I'm unstoppable.
00:01:06Nothing's going to get in the way of my dreams.
00:01:08It can't be.
00:01:12Oh, my God.
00:01:13What am I going to do?
00:01:15Sarah.
00:01:16Nothing will get in the way.
00:01:18Sarah.
00:01:19Yeah.
00:01:20Nothing will get in the way.
00:01:22We'll get in the way.
00:01:23Geez, this boy does not drop these things.
00:01:24I'm telling you.
00:01:25I swear you're going to drop them.
00:01:26Sarah, come on.
00:01:27Sarah, I'm telling you.
00:01:28Sarah, come on.
00:01:29Sarah, I'm telling you.
00:01:30Like, Lego Pro.
00:01:31No more like juggling finances and shit, you know?
00:01:32We're going to be living in some sexy beach pad with a Ferrari parked out front.
00:01:35You know?
00:01:36No, we don't need all that.
00:01:37I should tell him I'm pregnant now.
00:01:38This is going to be so much harder if I wait.
00:01:39Yeah, but we want all that.
00:01:40It would be sick.
00:01:41Sarah, what's wrong?
00:01:42You don't look too bad.
00:01:43I'm telling you.
00:01:44I'm telling you.
00:01:45I'm telling you.
00:01:46Like, Lego Pro.
00:01:47No more like juggling finances and shit, you know?
00:01:48We're going to be living in some sexy beach pad with a Ferrari parked out front.
00:01:50You know?
00:01:51No, we don't need all that.
00:01:52I should tell him I'm pregnant now.
00:01:54This is going to be so much harder if I wait.
00:01:57Yeah, but we want all that.
00:01:59It would be sick.
00:02:00Sarah, what's wrong?
00:02:05You don't look too happy.
00:02:08I don't know.
00:02:09I'm just worried you're going to leave me for some sexy cheerleader or like a basketball
00:02:18groupie.
00:02:19Sarah, maybe check this out.
00:02:24Passes Alex Baller the Rock.
00:02:28When I first score, you see me do this, right?
00:02:31Mm-hmm.
00:02:32You know what this means?
00:02:34Baby, this is us.
00:02:37These two fingers represent you and I.
00:02:40Together.
00:02:42Always.
00:02:44And forever.
00:02:46here.
00:02:57Three.
00:02:59Two.
00:03:00Two.
00:03:02Two.
00:03:03Two.
00:03:07Two.
00:03:08Two.
00:03:09Two.
00:04:13Hi, Janet.
00:04:16I know the real reason you're with my son.
00:04:19With Alex.
00:04:22Because I love him.
00:04:24You don't know anything about love.
00:04:28I know your secret.
00:04:31Your secret is that you're with him for his money once he goes pro.
00:04:35Thank God.
00:04:39She doesn't know I'm pregnant.
00:04:42Alex doesn't need some two-bit money-grubbing skank slowing him down.
00:04:49So, I am going to give you $20,000 for you to walk away right now.
00:04:59It's more money than you're ever going to see.
00:05:05No, I don't want your money.
00:05:06I love ethics.
00:05:08You're going to take it and disappear.
00:05:11Let go of me.
00:05:12You made me do that.
00:05:16You're hysterical.
00:05:18Take it and disappear.
00:05:21Because if I ever see you again, it'll be more than a slap.
00:05:26I will not take your money.
00:05:28Maybe she's right.
00:05:45I'll just get in the way of his dreams.
00:05:46I'll just get in the way of his dreams.
00:05:46I'll just get in the way of his dreams.
00:05:58Hey, Egg.
00:06:01Do you still know how to use that photo, editor?
00:06:14You're cheating on me?
00:06:16With Nick?
00:06:18Alex, I...
00:06:19No.
00:06:19Everyone was right about you.
00:06:21You were just using me.
00:06:23Listen, I never want to see you again.
00:06:25And forget about that Subaru Wagoner.
00:06:27You said I was a Ferrari.
00:06:29Yeah, that was for me.
00:06:32Alex.
00:06:35Maybe one day you're going to understand that I'm doing this all for you, Alex.
00:06:40I'm always going to love you.
00:06:47Sarah.
00:06:47How could you do this to me?
00:07:02Hey.
00:07:03Hello, Miss Mullins.
00:07:05I made a lot of those photos of you and me making out.
00:07:08Thank you for doing that.
00:07:11It was my pleasure.
00:07:12I gotta go.
00:07:15Oh, wait.
00:07:15Wait.
00:07:16Uh, maybe we should go out sometime, you know?
00:07:20Terloons thought it was into reality.
00:07:22You want to be with a depressed pregnant girl that just lost everything?
00:07:27Baby, you know that's my type.
00:07:29I think I'm going to pass on that.
00:07:31Oh, wait.
00:07:32Wait.
00:07:34I have cold cuts.
00:07:35Okay, I'll take a mocha, chai, uh, half-calf, almond milk latte.
00:07:58Easy on the moon.
00:07:59And make it snappy sugar bottoms.
00:08:04I have places to go.
00:08:06Okay, I will have that right out for you.
00:08:08Um, have a great day.
00:08:10Drink coming up.
00:08:12Hey, Courtney, could you close for me tonight?
00:08:15I have to get Luke to basketball practice.
00:08:18Of course, girl.
00:08:19You know he's got your back.
00:08:21Always there.
00:08:22Help my single mom bestie.
00:08:25But, I don't think you'll be single for long.
00:08:29What are you talking about?
00:08:31Uh, haven't you seen the news?
00:08:53Hey, I said easy on the moon.
00:08:57I need to take a break.
00:08:58Oh, excuse us.
00:09:09Hey, fine.
00:09:10I'd like to send autographs.
00:09:11For the fans.
00:09:12Okay, well, as your personal liaison and the daughter of the owner of the team,
00:09:16my job is to keep you safe.
00:09:18The coffee in here sucks, Alex.
00:09:27You know, the coffee on my dad's private jet is so much better.
00:09:30Actually, I prefer the coffee here.
00:09:32Uh, hi.
00:09:34What can I get started for you?
00:09:37I think I would like her to help me.
00:09:38Oh, please, any of these peasants can make you a coffee, Alex.
00:09:48There's just something about her.
00:09:49What can I get for you?
00:10:08Yeah, I'll take a drip coffee with a little bit of cream and one packet of sugar.
00:10:13Okay, that was so weird.
00:10:16Can you hurry it up, barista?
00:10:18This is Alex Baller.
00:10:19He's got places to be and small talk with a nobody's not on his agenda, okay?
00:10:24Sure thing, Mr. Baller.
00:10:27Player, don't talk to my employees like that, all right?
00:10:30Your employees.
00:10:31Your employees?
00:10:31Yeah, I just, just bought this little coffee shop.
00:10:36You did?
00:10:38Yep, and I'm changing the name to Slam Dunkin' Coffee.
00:10:41Look, I'm making you the general manager.
00:10:43I'm raising everyone's salary.
00:10:45As a new player in town, I want to invest here.
00:10:50Way too much, Momo.
00:10:53Okay, you cannot make this chick the manager.
00:10:56She obviously knows nothing about business.
00:10:58No.
00:10:59Well, I think she has what it takes.
00:11:07Alex Baller, will you send him a basketball?
00:11:10Of course, of course.
00:11:13There you go.
00:11:14You're left-handed?
00:11:15I am.
00:11:15Me too.
00:11:16Give me some.
00:11:18Thanks, Mr. Baller.
00:11:20Thanks, Mom.
00:11:21Mom.
00:11:25You have a son.
00:11:26I didn't know.
00:11:29Why would you know?
00:11:32I want an iced latte with very little foam.
00:11:35Sure thing.
00:11:36Put my name on the cup.
00:11:38Uh, sure.
00:11:40Mrs.
00:11:42Smith.
00:11:43But maybe not for long.
00:11:46It's Miss Carmichael, as in the Andrew Carmichael family.
00:11:50Andrew Carmichael is the owner of the team.
00:11:53So, you're his daughter?
00:11:56Wow.
00:11:57So, only geniuses work here, don't they?
00:12:02Come on, Alex.
00:12:03It's time to go.
00:12:04I didn't know you had a son.
00:12:06Well, there's a lot that you don't know about me.
00:12:08Oh, I'm so sorry.
00:12:15It looks like you're going to have to make me another one.
00:12:20Come on, Alex.
00:12:21It's time to go.
00:12:21Let's go to practice, okay?
00:12:29Sarah, it's me.
00:12:31Come in.
00:12:34Are you okay?
00:12:36Yeah, I'm fine.
00:12:37Well, that was awkward.
00:12:41God, I can't believe that he bought the coffee shop.
00:12:44I can't believe you haven't told him that Luke is his son.
00:12:47God, come on.
00:12:48It's been so long.
00:12:50Don't you think he should know?
00:12:55Let go of me.
00:12:59You made me do that.
00:13:01You're hysterical.
00:13:03Take it and disappear.
00:13:07I have my reasons.
00:13:10Do you think Blair knows?
00:13:12Obviously not.
00:13:13What a clumsy bitch.
00:13:20Something tells me that this was no accident.
00:13:24Something tells me this is going to get messy.
00:13:27Something tells me that you're right.
00:13:30Something tells me you're doing our something tells me bit.
00:13:33でき it.
00:13:50Yo.
00:13:52Come on, man.
00:13:53Get your head in the game.
00:13:54We're two games out of the playoffs.
00:13:55Talk to me.
00:13:56Don't worry, bro.
00:13:56I'm here to win.
00:13:58You better be of all that money they just dropped on you.
00:14:00No, I'm not here for the money, man.
00:14:01I'm here for a championship.
00:14:03All right, man, you got this.
00:14:04Let's see you out there.
00:14:05Yeah, let's go.
00:14:09Hey.
00:14:11Big game.
00:14:13You sure you're ready for it?
00:14:15Maybe I could help you relieve some tension?
00:14:19Hey, I gotta get ready for the game.
00:14:22You're right.
00:14:23It is a big game.
00:14:25And you're the star player.
00:14:26You know, I've just been thinking a lot about us recently.
00:14:34Us?
00:14:34Yeah.
00:14:35You and me.
00:14:37What a power couple we could be.
00:14:40You, the star player.
00:14:43Me, the daughter of the powerful business owner.
00:14:47Just think of the red carpets.
00:14:50Talking to the press together.
00:14:52Making love on one of my daddy's many yachts.
00:14:56Blair, I'm not attracted to you in that way.
00:14:58I never will be.
00:14:59Is this about that coffee house whore?
00:15:02You know, she can't even make a decent latte.
00:15:04Blair.
00:15:05Much less a family.
00:15:07I'm sure she's never even been on a private plane.
00:15:12You'll never understand the billionaire mentality.
00:15:15She's a peasant.
00:15:17We could be royalty.
00:15:19Blair.
00:15:20What are you doing?
00:15:21I'm just hyping up our star player.
00:15:24It's the men's locker room.
00:15:26You don't belong here.
00:15:27Our boy here needs to focus.
00:15:29Because if you don't, son, if you don't win,
00:15:31you don't get that big signing buzz.
00:15:33Yes, sir.
00:15:34I understand.
00:15:34I understand.
00:15:35I know.
00:15:36I know.
00:15:36I know.
00:16:06Luke, you've got to put away your basketball stuff.
00:16:16You are the man in the house.
00:16:19Sorry, Mom. I was just watching the highlights from the game. Maybe one day we'll go watch them live.
00:16:28I wish, my sweet son. I just can't afford it right now.
00:16:36I just can't afford it right now.
00:16:46Hello?
00:16:47Sarah.
00:16:49Hey, Alex.
00:16:51Hey, uh, it was great seeing you the other day.
00:16:57Uh, yeah. Yeah, it was great seeing you too.
00:17:00Look, if we ever league finals is Thursday. If we win, we get into the playoffs. You should come to the game.
00:17:07Um, are you crazy? I can't afford those tickets. They're cost a fortune.
00:17:12You and Luke can sit in the owner's booth as my guests.
00:17:15Well, that's really generous of you. But, um, I don't... I don't know if we would...
00:17:24You know, maybe I could check, see if we're free.
00:17:29Yes. Okay, great. Wear something nice.
00:17:33Uh, how does a semi-nice t-shirt and some slightly ripped jeans sound to you?
00:17:40Look, I love it, but they have a strict dress code. Do you not have, like, one nice outfit?
00:17:44I'm a single working mom. That is the best that I can do.
00:17:48Do you know the Taylor Clothing Boutique?
00:17:50Yeah, everyone knows the Taylor.
00:17:52Uh, can you make it there tomorrow?
00:17:53Alex, that's in Beverly Hills. I can't even afford to window shop there.
00:17:57Don't worry. I have an account. Look, I'm going to take care of it, okay?
00:18:02Can you just make it there tomorrow?
00:18:03Uh, technically, yes, after I pick up Luke from school, but I can't accept that.
00:18:10You can and will.
00:18:16Who was that?
00:18:19Uh, just an old friend.
00:18:22Okay.
00:18:27Nice, uh, shoes.
00:18:52Uh, thanks. I've had them forever.
00:18:55Oh, really?
00:18:57Couldn't tell.
00:18:59Are you sure you're in the right store?
00:19:01Yeah, yeah. I'm looking for a dress.
00:19:03Honey, do you know how much this dress costs?
00:19:06The one you were holding is $10,000.
00:19:11Mom, let's go. I don't like this place.
00:19:14You know, I remember you.
00:19:17You work at the coffee shop I go to every morning, right?
00:19:20Uh, yes.
00:19:23Brittany.
00:19:25Right?
00:19:26Iced chai latte with extra cream.
00:19:29Brittany.
00:19:30Good memory.
00:19:32Listen, I don't want to be rude, but you look like you make minimum wage.
00:19:37There is a thrift store out of the valley that might be your style.
00:19:42You know, I'm actually friends with Alex Baller.
00:19:46I'm sorry, what?
00:19:48Alex Baller?
00:19:49The professional basketball player who was just voted for the most eligible bachelor?
00:19:55Can't be your friend.
00:19:56This place isn't for people like you.
00:20:03It's the perfect place for you.
00:20:06Oh, my...
00:20:06Alex!
00:20:09Oh, my God.
00:20:11You look way hotter in person.
00:20:14It's Mr. Baller, and you talk to all your customers like this?
00:20:18Mr. Baller, I didn't know...
00:20:20You didn't know that she was a good friend of mine, huh?
00:20:23I was just, uh...
00:20:24Get in, Eleanor.
00:20:25Yeah.
00:20:25Now.
00:20:26Sorry about that.
00:20:29Um, you didn't have to do that.
00:20:33No, Sarah, I did.
00:20:35I know that chick was horrible.
00:20:36You don't deserve to be treated like that.
00:20:40Mr. Baller, how can I help you?
00:20:43Hey, uh, your employee right here just humiliating my friend for no reason.
00:20:47Brittany, what's the meaning of this?
00:20:50I'm sorry, Miss Gretchen, I didn't know I...
00:20:52You were just going to grab us a coffee.
00:20:54Are you ready to try on some beautiful dresses?
00:21:00Oh, my goodness.
00:21:10Wow.
00:21:11Wow.
00:21:11Wow.
00:21:11Wow.
00:21:11Wow.
00:21:11This is amazing.
00:21:14I hope they kill them.
00:21:27You got it?
00:21:33Let's go.
00:21:36Let's go.
00:21:36Push.
00:21:40He's so good.
00:21:42I'm going to keep practicing.
00:21:43One day you'll be that good, too.
00:21:44I'm going to keep practicing.
00:21:47Just money.
00:21:50Woo!
00:21:59Ball went all the way back over there, though.
00:22:01I can't believe Alex Baller let that two-bit coffeehouse whore in here.
00:22:05To you, Sarah.
00:22:18What do you mean?
00:22:20Of course to you.
00:22:21Yo, what's up, guys?
00:22:23Hey.
00:22:26You, um...
00:22:27You did it.
00:22:28That was awesome.
00:22:30Are there any other handsome basketball players around here?
00:22:35Maybe.
00:22:36Alex scored the wooden baskets and teach me how to do a jump shot.
00:22:40Just like you.
00:22:41Anytime, kid.
00:22:43I can't get over how good you look in your dress.
00:22:46Hey.
00:22:47There he is.
00:22:48Alex.
00:22:49What's up, man?
00:22:50Hey.
00:22:51Good game, kid.
00:22:52Appreciate it.
00:22:53Hey, we got some reporters here.
00:22:54They want to do an interview on you.
00:22:55Cool.
00:22:55Cool.
00:22:56You guys have fun.
00:22:56See you later.
00:22:57Later.
00:22:57Oh, my gosh.
00:23:04I'm so sorry.
00:23:05I didn't mean to ruin your beautiful...
00:23:07Hey.
00:23:08You did that on purpose.
00:23:10Oh.
00:23:11Listen here, you little shit.
00:23:13You're going to be pouring bad coffee like your mom in no time.
00:23:17Oh.
00:23:19Wow.
00:23:21Please watch him.
00:23:22I need to clean up.
00:23:26Sarah.
00:23:26Hey.
00:23:28Can't you see how unhinged she is?
00:23:30Her anger issues are going to ruin your career.
00:23:42Janet.
00:23:43Um.
00:23:45Hi.
00:23:46What are you doing here?
00:23:47Ketchup.
00:23:51Ketchup.
00:23:52My favorite.
00:23:54I thought that you were in New York.
00:23:56You know, I heard you were in town.
00:23:59So, I flew in to protect Alex from you.
00:24:04A bona fide gold digger.
00:24:06I'm not after his money.
00:24:07I'm not after his money.
00:24:09Oh.
00:24:10Really?
00:24:10Okay.
00:24:12Um.
00:24:12So, who paid for the dress before you Lewinsky'd it?
00:24:17I know you can't afford that.
00:24:21I don't have time for this.
00:24:23You listen here, you little money-grubbing bitch.
00:24:26Don't you ever tell Alex about that hush money that I gave you?
00:24:30Or I'll tell him that you extorted me.
00:24:35I just need to clean myself up.
00:24:38Yeah.
00:24:39I see that.
00:24:42There's a woman's bathroom just here.
00:24:44I don't know.
00:25:04I don't know.
00:25:05We did it, boys.
00:25:08Woohoo.
00:25:09Hey, delivery.
00:25:10Come check this out.
00:25:11Whoa.
00:25:11Damn, I didn't think we'd get this kind of service.
00:25:15Looks like we're celebrating early, boys.
00:25:17Yo, what's going on?
00:25:18Yo, check this out, Alex.
00:25:25We just found him.
00:25:26Yo, are you guys for real right now?
00:25:27Yo, show us your respect, man.
00:25:29Yo, all you guys better apologize, for real.
00:25:31Sorry.
00:25:31I'm sorry, man.
00:25:32Just give him some privacy.
00:25:33Oh, get out of here, man.
00:25:37I'm sorry.
00:25:39Those guys are animals.
00:25:41Thank you for sticking up for me.
00:25:54Now you can't leave with all those paper towels.
00:25:57We're going to have to arrest you for stealing company property.
00:26:02Here.
00:26:02Here.
00:26:02Here.
00:26:03Here.
00:26:03Here.
00:26:03Here.
00:26:03Here.
00:26:03Here.
00:26:11Thanks.
00:26:19I hear you didn't have to do that.
00:26:23Of course I did.
00:26:24I'm sorry I'm the one to tell you this, but it's all over the news how you slapped Blair
00:26:37in the face.
00:26:38Shit.
00:26:39God, I'm so embarrassed I shouldn't have done that.
00:26:45I don't want to get Alex in trouble with her dad.
00:26:47He's the owner.
00:26:49Oh, Blair deserved it.
00:26:51And I'm sure Alex is fine.
00:26:53He's the best player in the league.
00:26:55I don't know, Gord.
00:26:56She was really, really angry, and I feel like Blair is the kind of person who gets back
00:27:02at people.
00:27:05You know, maybe it's best if Alex and I just...
00:27:07Yeah, I did.
00:27:08Sarah, I need to talk to you.
00:27:16Where is your shirt?
00:27:18I gave it to you, remember?
00:27:20Right.
00:27:21Um, sorry.
00:27:23I guess I assumed you had more than one.
00:27:29Ooh.
00:27:33I need to talk to you.
00:27:36Look, Alex, I...
00:27:38I don't have time right now, okay?
00:27:43I think maybe it's best if we just...
00:27:45Don't you ever tell Alex about that hush money that I gave you, or I'll tell him that
00:27:52you extorted me.
00:27:57Look, Alex, you need to go, okay?
00:28:00You have the game for the championships.
00:28:02You need to focus on that.
00:28:04Sarah, I want to focus on us.
00:28:06Do you not remember?
00:28:08What happened eight years ago?
00:28:09Yes.
00:28:10Of course, I was devastated.
00:28:12I can't stop thinking about those photos, but...
00:28:14We're different now.
00:28:16Things have changed.
00:28:17Oh, they haven't changed, Alex.
00:28:20I'm still the same person that I was back then.
00:28:22Maybe I'm even worse.
00:28:24No, I don't believe you.
00:28:26No, you should believe me.
00:28:27I cheated on you, then.
00:28:31I could do it again, you know?
00:28:33You remember Nick?
00:28:36Well, he still slides into my DMs.
00:28:40Like, really?
00:28:40You need to go, okay?
00:28:41I have a job to do here.
00:28:43Cool, you got your shit?
00:28:53Let's go.
00:28:54The bus is waiting.
00:28:55We about to get this championship, baby!
00:28:57I'll be right back.
00:28:58I just...
00:28:58I gotta do something real quick.
00:29:00You good, man?
00:29:01You seem really distracted.
00:29:02I'm fine, bro.
00:29:05Coach's gonna be pissed.
00:29:06Oh, shit, Alex Baller.
00:29:15What are you doing here?
00:29:16You remember Sarah Mullins?
00:29:18Sarah Mullins?
00:29:19Of course I remember Sarah Mullins.
00:29:21She's all over the news now for slapping Mr. Carmichael's daughter.
00:29:25Hey, come on inside.
00:29:30Let's chop it up.
00:29:32Christ, Albra!
00:29:35No.
00:29:36Okay.
00:29:44Make yourself at home.
00:29:46You still talk to Sarah?
00:29:47Nah, we lost touch.
00:29:50This was so fine, though.
00:29:53Don't you have a kid with her?
00:29:54A kid?
00:29:56Yeah, Luke.
00:29:57That's not my kid.
00:29:59You guys dated like eight years ago, bro.
00:30:01I saw the photos.
00:30:02Oh, yeah, the photos!
00:30:04I mean, no, we never hooked up.
00:30:07She just asked me to doctor up some photos, you know?
00:30:11It was...
00:30:12She said it was to get rid of a stalker or something.
00:30:16You doctored some photos?
00:30:18Yeah, man.
00:30:19It's a hobby.
00:30:19I never could figure out to monetize my talents.
00:30:23Why the hell would you do that?
00:30:26Sarah asked me to.
00:30:27I'd do anything to possibly get some ass.
00:30:32Oh, check this out.
00:30:33I did some new ones with AI.
00:30:35You want to have a look?
00:30:36Pretty good, right?
00:30:46I don't know why Sarah would ask you to do that.
00:30:48People ask for weird shit all the time.
00:30:50Say, man.
00:30:51You have a ton of groupies.
00:30:53You got any of that action you can spare?
00:30:55You know, I'm your man.
00:30:56I'm always to get that one part.
00:30:58I don't know why she would lie to me.
00:31:00Who cares, man?
00:31:01You're Alex Baller.
00:31:03Star of the most eligible team in Los Angeles.
00:31:08And voted the most eligible bachelor.
00:31:13Man, drop that bitch.
00:31:14She just stepped in her mind like all those other...
00:31:16Stay away from Sarah.
00:31:26What the fuck was that?
00:31:30You can come in.
00:31:44What are you doing here?
00:31:46Don't you have a game we should be at?
00:31:48Yeah, I just, um, I...
00:31:50Alex, what did you do to your hand?
00:31:53Oh, just an accident.
00:31:58Hang on.
00:32:00Hey, do you want some wine?
00:32:13Only this from a box.
00:32:18I want to tell her I know she doctored those photos,
00:32:21but I'm sure she had her reasons.
00:32:23Should I tell him that Luke is his son?
00:32:34No.
00:32:35I can't put that on him.
00:32:39Can I ask you something?
00:32:41Uh, you can ask me anything.
00:32:43Do you ever, like, wonder what life would have been like
00:32:45if I never would have left for the pros?
00:32:46All the time.
00:32:51But I can't live with regrets.
00:32:56That's good.
00:32:56I mean, I just, I don't know.
00:32:58I feel like I think about it a lot.
00:33:00You know?
00:33:00Like, I always feel like,
00:33:01even though I had everything,
00:33:04there was just something missing.
00:33:06And that was you.
00:33:07You know what, Alex?
00:33:24I...
00:33:25Alex!
00:33:27What are you doing here?
00:33:29Yo, what's up, little man?
00:33:30I came to her a little handshake.
00:33:32Me and your mom just had to banish me all up.
00:33:34You did a great job.
00:33:35Look, I'm gonna be raining down some threes
00:33:37in that next game, though.
00:33:38Mom, can me and Alex, please,
00:33:40go play basketball?
00:33:42No, look, it's late.
00:33:44And Alex...
00:33:44No, Sarah, it's all right.
00:33:45I just...
00:33:46No, you, you should go.
00:33:48He has school in the morning.
00:33:50Okay.
00:33:51You should insist.
00:33:52I do.
00:33:56You're not taking that glass home.
00:34:06What are you doing up?
00:34:07That's cool.
00:34:08Come on.
00:34:08Back to bed.
00:34:29Come here.
00:34:44Oh, my God.
00:34:46Um...
00:34:48Oh, my God.
00:34:49You okay?
00:34:50Yeah, um...
00:34:52Yeah, I'm fine.
00:34:55I'm fine.
00:34:57What...
00:34:58What are you doing here?
00:35:01I just wanted to tell you
00:35:02we won our last game.
00:35:03Oh.
00:35:06Um, Alex, that's...
00:35:08Great.
00:35:08Listen.
00:35:10We're going to the finals.
00:35:12I just need you to be there.
00:35:14Um...
00:35:15I don't know if that's such a good idea.
00:35:17We won last time.
00:35:19Yeah, but...
00:35:20What happened after the game?
00:35:21I mean...
00:35:22You gotta be there.
00:35:24You're my good luck charm.
00:35:26I didn't feel so lucky
00:35:28when Blair rubbed her hot dog
00:35:29all over my dress.
00:35:31Listen.
00:35:31You let me take care of her, all right?
00:35:38What the...
00:35:40Uh, um...
00:35:41Courtney.
00:35:43She's...
00:35:44Driving me home, Reeves.
00:35:46Buddy.
00:35:47This is Tom.
00:35:48Yeah.
00:35:48That's good.
00:35:49Yeah.
00:35:50I got places to go anyway.
00:35:52I got some big plans.
00:35:53Yeah, you...
00:35:54Could I...
00:35:55Hang out with some of your basketball groupies?
00:35:58Actually, I have someone to...
00:36:00Up coach a jump shot.
00:36:02Oh.
00:36:03Okay.
00:36:04Um...
00:36:07I will see you.
00:36:09Yeah.
00:36:11See you soon.
00:36:13Damn.
00:36:16Hey, girl.
00:36:18Katie.
00:36:19So, was that Alex?
00:36:22Um, yeah.
00:36:23Yeah, it was crazy.
00:36:27This guy came out from behind me
00:36:28and tried to rob me.
00:36:29Lucky he was in the neighborhood.
00:36:32Yeah.
00:36:32Are you okay?
00:36:34I'm fine.
00:36:35I'm fine.
00:36:38Alex did tell me
00:36:39that his team made the championship.
00:36:42That's great.
00:36:43Are we going to the game again?
00:36:45Uh, I don't know if we should.
00:36:47If I'm gonna marry a basketball player,
00:36:49we have to.
00:36:50No.
00:36:50Have you told him how you feel about him yet?
00:37:02Not yet.
00:37:04I just...
00:37:05I'm scared of getting too close.
00:37:08Don't you think you should know
00:37:09that Luke is a son?
00:37:12Courtney, I mean,
00:37:13it could derail his entire career.
00:37:16That's ridiculous.
00:37:18There's plenty of players
00:37:19that have kids.
00:37:20Yeah.
00:37:21But they're not finding out
00:37:22about them eight years later.
00:37:24I still think he should know.
00:37:26I'll have to figure out
00:37:27how to tell Luke first.
00:37:32Alex has one game left
00:37:33and he wants to win
00:37:35this championship so bad.
00:37:38I don't want him to lose focus.
00:37:41It just has to wait.
00:37:44Right now, Luke
00:37:45cannot wait any longer
00:37:46because he's probably so mad
00:37:48that I'm not home.
00:37:49Okay.
00:37:50Okay.
00:37:51Yeah, I should go.
00:37:52We should go.
00:37:57What we're gonna do is
00:37:57right in front of the three-point line
00:37:59and we're gonna
00:37:59cross over,
00:38:01pull up,
00:38:02jumper.
00:38:03Okay?
00:38:03Okay.
00:38:03Let me show you.
00:38:04I'm gonna dribble.
00:38:06What are you doing?
00:38:07Remember I told you
00:38:08I had to help a kid
00:38:08improve his jump shot?
00:38:14You guys can sleep, okay?
00:38:15Mm-hmm.
00:38:16Me too.
00:38:18I will.
00:38:21Good night.
00:38:30He's such a great kid.
00:38:31Quick learner, too.
00:38:32See, I'm telling you,
00:38:33he's gonna be
00:38:33a great basketball player
00:38:34one day.
00:38:35Or a doctor.
00:38:37He loves math.
00:38:39Well, cheers to basketball
00:38:40and math.
00:38:41Mm-hmm.
00:38:48You did such a good job
00:38:50raising him.
00:38:51And serious,
00:38:52it must have been just
00:38:52so hard
00:38:53as a single mother.
00:38:56Yeah, I mean,
00:38:57it wasn't easy,
00:38:58but
00:38:58I had some really
00:39:01great friends
00:39:01and
00:39:02they helped out
00:39:03when I needed it.
00:39:04I love that.
00:39:05That's important.
00:39:08I mean,
00:39:08just hanging out
00:39:08with them really
00:39:09makes me realize
00:39:09that I would
00:39:10love to be
00:39:11a father one day.
00:39:13I should tell him
00:39:14that he already is.
00:39:16This is the right time.
00:39:17You know,
00:39:38there's a lot more
00:39:40to being a father
00:39:41than just
00:39:42hanging out,
00:39:44playing basketball.
00:39:45I don't think
00:39:47there is.
00:39:50Sarah,
00:39:51I'm sorry.
00:39:52That was a crappy joke.
00:39:53I don't even
00:39:54forget about it.
00:39:57But seriously,
00:39:58like,
00:39:58when I left
00:39:59to go play
00:40:00college basketball,
00:40:01I could not
00:40:02stop thinking
00:40:02about you.
00:40:04Well,
00:40:05if you couldn't
00:40:05stop thinking
00:40:06about me,
00:40:06then why didn't
00:40:07you reach out?
00:40:09Sarah,
00:40:09I was devastated.
00:40:09when I found out
00:40:11you'd cheat on me
00:40:11with Nick,
00:40:12I felt so betrayed.
00:40:16Sarah,
00:40:17I know this is a lie.
00:40:19You were never
00:40:19with Nick.
00:40:21Alex,
00:40:21that was a really
00:40:22big mistake.
00:40:25But I just don't know
00:40:26why you never
00:40:26reached out to me.
00:40:28I mean,
00:40:29how could I?
00:40:31You were
00:40:32unreachable.
00:40:33You were
00:40:33traveling the world,
00:40:35Mr. Big Time.
00:40:36You could have
00:40:36slid in my DMs.
00:40:39And what,
00:40:39like every other girl?
00:40:40Just saying,
00:40:41you never did.
00:40:41Neither did you.
00:40:42I wasn't the one
00:40:43who cheated.
00:40:47Let go of me.
00:40:51You made me do that.
00:40:53You're hysterical.
00:40:55Take it
00:40:56and disappear.
00:40:59There's a lot
00:41:00that you don't know,
00:41:01Alex.
00:41:03Okay,
00:41:04I was
00:41:04I was
00:41:07really scared.
00:41:08You shouldn't
00:41:09live your life
00:41:09scared,
00:41:10Sarah.
00:41:11I don't.
00:41:14Everything I do,
00:41:15I do for Luke.
00:41:16I'm not saying that.
00:41:16I could,
00:41:17I know,
00:41:17that's good,
00:41:17but it's a balance,
00:41:18right?
00:41:19How about yourself?
00:41:20It's not healthy
00:41:20to only think about others.
00:41:22Okay,
00:41:22and what do you know
00:41:23about being healthy,
00:41:24Mr. No Responsibilities?
00:41:26Yeah,
00:41:26you don't think
00:41:26having the weight
00:41:27of an entire city
00:41:28on your back
00:41:28isn't any responsibility?
00:41:29I'm saying it's
00:41:30definitely not the same
00:41:31as raising a kid
00:41:31all by yourself.
00:41:32I'm not saying
00:41:33it's the same.
00:41:34Yeah,
00:41:34me neither.
00:41:35Mom,
00:41:36is everything
00:41:37all right?
00:41:38Everything's fine,
00:41:39little man.
00:41:41I need to put him
00:41:42back to bed.
00:41:44Go for it.
00:41:45Come on,
00:41:45sweetie,
00:41:46let's go to bed.
00:42:04Go for it.
00:42:05Go for it.
00:42:05Go for it.
00:42:07.
00:42:37.
00:43:07.
00:43:09.
00:43:11.
00:43:13.
00:43:15.
00:43:17.
00:43:19.
00:43:21.
00:43:23.
00:43:25.
00:43:27.
00:43:29.
00:43:31.
00:43:33.
00:43:35.
00:43:37.
00:43:39.
00:43:41.
00:43:43.
00:43:45.
00:43:47.
00:43:49.
00:43:51.
00:43:55.
00:43:59.
00:44:00.
00:44:01.
00:44:04.
00:44:04Okay, we will do the job.
00:44:07Okay.
00:44:07Bye.
00:44:15Can we join you?
00:44:17Oh.
00:44:19They're delivering again.
00:44:23Hey, ladies.
00:44:25Have a drink.
00:44:27You should be having fun.
00:44:34Screw it.
00:44:38All right.
00:44:40Back.
00:45:04So funny, guys.
00:45:12Yeah.
00:45:13Those Americans, you know.
00:45:19Alex Baller?
00:45:21Look, I had fun tonight, ladies, but I got to get home.
00:45:23I got a big game coming up.
00:45:26I thought we were coming with you.
00:45:28No, not this time.
00:45:29You are so boring.
00:45:33Hey!
00:45:34Hey!
00:45:35You're going to need to pay the cleaning fee.
00:45:37Yeah, whatever, man.
00:45:38Hey!
00:45:43Hey!
00:45:52Hey!
00:46:02Hey!
00:46:03Alex, you smell like alcohol.
00:46:33I was turning up with the guys, but I realized I didn't want to be out there with them, Sarah.
00:46:50I wanted to be here with you.
00:46:52We'll find you a clean shirt, okay?
00:46:55No, Sarah, I need to tell you something.
00:47:02What is it?
00:47:16I'm madly in love with you.
00:47:23I have been since the day I met you, Sarah.
00:47:29I don't want to be with anybody else.
00:47:34I don't want to do this life without you.
00:47:41Sarah, I don't give a shit about our best.
00:47:47I just love you so damn much.
00:47:59Alex, just let me get you a shirt.
00:48:13Alex, just let me get you a shirt.
00:48:20Alex, I have something that I need to tell you too.
00:48:34And it's something that I have been keeping from you for way too long.
00:48:47It's about Luke.
00:49:01Luke.
00:49:02Luke, would you try this bacon I'm cooking my man?
00:49:20It's good.
00:49:21It's crazy stuff over here.
00:49:23Oh, what's up, cutie?
00:49:25I made you some coffee.
00:49:27Just sweet like it.
00:49:30Of course.
00:49:31Alex, watch this.
00:49:33Jeez, this boy does not drop these things.
00:49:43I'm telling you.
00:49:44I swear you're going to drop them.
00:49:48He's just like me.
00:49:53He's exactly like me.
00:49:55Could he be mine?
00:49:56Hey, I gotta get going.
00:49:57I got a big practice before the game tomorrow.
00:49:59All right?
00:50:00Mom.
00:50:01Getting good to the game.
00:50:02Mmm.
00:50:03You gotta come.
00:50:04I can't win without you.
00:50:05I'm sorry, honey.
00:50:06I can't.
00:50:07I gotta work tonight.
00:50:10Well, I gotta get, but I hope you change your mind.
00:50:26How you feeling, son?
00:50:30I mean, I'm all right.
00:50:31Just gonna shake the cobwebs off.
00:50:33You were missing a lot of shots at practice today.
00:50:35You gotta get your head in the game, kid.
00:50:37I don't have to remind you how important this championship is, do I?
00:50:40The people of this town, they depend on you.
00:50:43I know, sir.
00:50:44And I'm gonna give it all I got.
00:50:45You missed the last game due to that hand injury.
00:50:47I thought he was up, though.
00:50:49You sure?
00:50:50It didn't seem like that at practice.
00:50:52And mine was on something else.
00:50:55Well, get your head in the game, kid.
00:50:58We need this win.
00:50:59The people of the city, they depend on you.
00:51:01Yeah.
00:51:02They look up to you.
00:51:03What they need is hope.
00:51:12I know what I gotta do.
00:51:17Still haven't told him?
00:51:18Believe me, I've wanted to.
00:51:22So many times.
00:51:23I just...
00:51:24It's never the right time.
00:51:26Girl, you have to make it the right time.
00:51:30Well, how am I supposed to do that?
00:51:36There's something I gotta do.
00:51:37Alex, we need to talk.
00:51:49Yes, I know.
00:51:50Just let me go first.
00:51:52I really think I should...
00:51:53Sarah, I know you didn't cheat on me with Nick.
00:51:59What?
00:52:00They're the photos you sent me.
00:52:02Years ago.
00:52:03They were fake.
00:52:05I confronted Nick about them and he told me the truth.
00:52:08But that's not why I'm here.
00:52:11I wanna hear from you, Sarah.
00:52:14Why?
00:52:15Um...
00:52:17It...
00:52:18It has to do with Luke.
00:52:27He's left-handed.
00:52:30He can juggle at nine years old.
00:52:36The kid's got a nasty crossover.
00:52:39He's a lock-on defender.
00:52:44Play one-on-one.
00:52:46It's like...
00:52:48He can read my mind or something.
00:52:52I feel like I have this special connection with him.
00:52:56You do.
00:53:00He loves you.
00:53:01I love him.
00:53:03So much like he's my son.
00:53:08Alex, Luke is your son.
00:53:11And I'm really, really sorry that I didn't tell you.
00:53:14Look, I was...
00:53:16so...
00:53:18scared...
00:53:19to tell you.
00:53:21We were so young and I thought that I was gonna...
00:53:24ruin your career and you weren't gonna go to college.
00:53:27Well, Sarah, I could've went to college here.
00:53:29I was terrified of trapping you.
00:53:32I didn't wanna be the reason that you stopped following your dreams.
00:53:35I'm done obsessing over my dreams.
00:53:38I'll catch up with them later, Sarah.
00:53:39I wanna be here with you now.
00:53:42I'm so sorry.
00:53:46I could never stop thinking about you.
00:53:50You're my girl.
00:53:54It's always been just us.
00:53:55Sarah, I chose LA to be close to you.
00:54:07I have contracts to go anywhere, but I came here.
00:54:11All for you, baby.
00:54:12Baby.
00:54:14Baby.
00:54:18Baby.
00:54:22Baby.
00:54:24Baby.
00:54:42Baby.
00:54:43Baby.
00:54:52Hey, I'm really sorry that I hid Luke from you.
00:54:56Hey, I'm really sorry that I hid Luke from you
00:55:10for all those years.
00:55:14You had so many dreams, you know.
00:55:18I was terrified of taking that away from you.
00:55:22You never have to hold things back, all right?
00:55:26Sarah, I want you to feel like you can tell me anything, all right?
00:55:32I do.
00:55:34I was just lost and confused.
00:55:38Everyone was telling me all these things.
00:55:41Yeah.
00:55:42I guess I thought that if I told you,
00:55:45then you'd feel like that too,
00:55:47and I didn't want to do that to you.
00:55:50Look, I'm going to be here for Luke, okay?
00:55:53Sarah, look at me.
00:56:00I'll do anything in this world for you.
00:56:04I love you both so damn much.
00:56:07Listen, I'm going to be the best father you have ever hoped for.
00:56:13You know that?
00:56:15I'm going to take him to baseball games,
00:56:17mess around some football games,
00:56:19check out some hockey games.
00:56:20Okay, maybe some museums too.
00:56:22Yeah, it's okay.
00:56:23Some museums.
00:56:25Like, he's a smart kid.
00:56:26He's a smart kid.
00:56:26Listen, I'm telling you, though,
00:56:29he's going to be dunking a basketball
00:56:30by the time he's 13.
00:56:31I'm serious.
00:56:32Let's not get ahead of ourselves, okay?
00:56:35There's a lot of things we've got to figure out still.
00:56:40And I'm never going to keep anything from you again.
00:56:44Okay?
00:56:45It's you and me.
00:56:46Mom, I'm home.
00:56:55Yesterday, he got an A in science.
00:56:59The sleepover was so much fun.
00:57:01Tom's mom made this for cookies.
00:57:03They were so good.
00:57:05You gotta go.
00:57:06What?
00:57:07Out the window.
00:57:08All right.
00:57:09Give me that.
00:57:11I'm going to put this thing.
00:57:12You can't put it like this, okay?
00:57:14I'd rather talk about being truthful.
00:57:17It's okay.
00:57:17All right.
00:57:19You?
00:57:22This is insane.
00:57:28So you guys there tonight?
00:57:29Yeah, of course.
00:57:30Okay.
00:57:31Wait.
00:57:32What?
00:57:34Hi, Mom.
00:57:40Hi, sweetie.
00:57:44And Sergeant Point Guard, number 26, Alex Baller.
00:57:52Ball, Alex!
00:57:54Luke, honey, we're going to go to the ladies' room, okay?
00:57:57Okay.
00:57:57Yeah.
00:58:08So he still doesn't know?
00:58:10You haven't told him that Alex is father?
00:58:11I told Alex.
00:58:14That was a big step.
00:58:17We're going to tell him.
00:58:18It just wasn't the right time.
00:58:20I didn't want to overwhelm him.
00:58:22And, I mean, he was so excited to watch this game.
00:58:26I just wanted him to enjoy it.
00:58:31But don't you think he'd enjoy it more if he knew that's his dad?
00:58:34I know.
00:58:35I know.
00:58:37And I'm going to tell him.
00:58:38It just has to be the right time, okay?
00:58:41I have to be delicate about this.
00:58:42What is Sarah doing here?
00:58:57Alex invited her.
00:58:59She just won't go away.
00:59:02I may have some information that could be useful to us.
00:59:05Oh, yeah?
00:59:06Spill the tea.
00:59:07That's what I'm doing, bitch.
00:59:08Okay, so you know that kid cheering for your son?
00:59:12Yeah.
00:59:13Well, that is your son's son.
00:59:17What?
00:59:18Uh-huh.
00:59:18Sarah got pregnant by Alex and had the kid.
00:59:22I know.
00:59:23You are too young to be a grandmother.
00:59:25No, it's not that.
00:59:27If Alex finds out he has a kid, he's going to cut me out of the will.
00:59:32I am counting on that inheritance.
00:59:37She has to go.
00:59:40I have an idea.
00:59:42Something that could break them up forever.
00:59:44Good.
00:59:45Because paying that bitch off did not work.
00:59:47You what?
00:59:48She's just hanging on like a cockroach.
00:59:52Mm-hmm.
00:59:54Well, we are going to have to use that little shit against her.
00:59:59Oh.
00:59:59Oh, I like where your head is at.
01:00:03Mm-hmm.
01:00:05Mm-hmm.
01:00:09And that's halftime, folks.
01:00:11The home team are down by 30 points.
01:00:13No team in the history of basketball has ever come back from a deficit like this.
01:00:19Let's hope Alex Baller and his team can turn us around and make history.
01:00:25Alex just texted me.
01:00:27He wants us to come down courtside.
01:00:29Be his good luck charm.
01:00:31Why are they so far behind?
01:00:33Well, Luke, basketball is hard.
01:00:37But it's okay.
01:00:38Maybe they can come back.
01:00:39I don't know, Mom.
01:00:41No team in history has ever come back.
01:00:45You heard the guy.
01:00:45Okay.
01:00:46Hey.
01:00:57Hey.
01:00:58What's up, man?
01:00:59Hey.
01:01:00Alex, you're playing really good.
01:01:02No, I'm not.
01:01:03The whole team is off.
01:01:04None of us are locked in.
01:01:05You can't come back.
01:01:08Thanks, old man.
01:01:09Look, I hope so.
01:01:10But no team in history has ever come back.
01:01:11Yeah.
01:01:12We heard the guy.
01:01:15I have to make a comeback.
01:01:17I believe in you.
01:01:18That might just be all I need.
01:01:22Alex, quick work.
01:01:24So sorry.
01:01:24I'm so sorry.
01:01:26Well, clever.
01:01:29We're here courtside for the star point guard of the Los Angeles team of Brea, Alex Baller.
01:01:36The team is going down 30 points and things are looking kind of grim.
01:01:40Alex, what are you going to say to your team to get back on track?
01:01:44Hey, look, listen.
01:01:44We're going to get back to the fundamentals and play some team basketball.
01:01:47I got to clock in and make my shots.
01:01:49The team is down pretty badly with the points.
01:01:52No team has ever came back from that kind of deficit.
01:01:55We're here to make some history.
01:01:58Yeah, and you're a legitimate son and the baby mama that are cheating off.
01:02:06What is she wearing on many groupies?
01:02:08Yo, excuse me?
01:02:09Yeah, you heard me.
01:02:11The baby mama and the kid.
01:02:13Whoa, whoa, whoa.
01:02:15Hey, hey, hey.
01:02:16Whoa, you are way out of line.
01:02:18How'd you get to this court, huh?
01:02:20Alex needs to focus.
01:02:22Sorry.
01:02:23Take it easy.
01:02:23You, you come with me.
01:02:25Come on.
01:02:26Get out of here.
01:02:27All right, I got something for you.
01:02:30Mom, what does he mean by that?
01:02:33Alex?
01:02:36Honey, I didn't want you to find out this way, but you deserve to know.
01:02:55Alex is your dad.
01:03:00Look, little man, I know I haven't been there for you and your mother, but I'm going to make
01:03:05all that up, okay?
01:03:07Listen, I love your mother very much.
01:03:10And I love you so much, too.
01:03:12I know we haven't spent a lot of time together, but it's all going to change.
01:03:15And if your mother wants to, you guys are going to move into my house.
01:03:20How does that sound?
01:03:24Look, I promise I'm going to make all this up to you, okay?
01:03:28This is the best day of my life.
01:03:38Come here.
01:03:42Well, there is one way you can make this up to me.
01:03:45Yeah, I'll do anything.
01:03:47You can win this game.
01:03:49Let's go.
01:03:51Ready?
01:03:51Boom, boom.
01:03:53Come here, guys.
01:04:08Money.
01:04:13Yeah!
01:04:15Yeah!
01:04:17Let me get that.
01:04:24Let me get that.
01:04:28Yes!
01:04:29Woo!
01:04:30Woo!
01:04:31Woo!
01:04:3220.
01:04:33Woo!
01:04:34Let's go, baby!
01:04:36Woo!
01:04:37Let's go, baby!
01:04:39Woo!
01:04:40Woo!
01:04:41Woo!
01:04:42Woo!
01:04:43Woo!
01:04:44Woo!
01:04:45Woo!
01:04:46Woo!
01:04:47Woo!
01:04:48Woo!
01:04:49Woo!
01:04:50Come on.
01:04:51Come on!
01:04:52Yes!
01:04:53Three seconds!
01:04:55Bowler shoots in!
01:04:56The whole team has done it!
01:04:57They won it!
01:04:58Oh, my God!
01:04:59What is going on here?
01:05:00History has been made!
01:05:02Woo!
01:05:03Woo!
01:05:04Woo!
01:05:05Woo!
01:05:06Woo!
01:05:07Woo!
01:05:08Woo!
01:05:09Woo!
01:05:10Woo!
01:05:11Woo!
01:05:12Woo!
01:05:13Woo!
01:05:15Woo!
01:05:18You can't be here!
01:05:19Okay, look, just get out of my way.
01:05:21I want to see Alex.
01:05:22This is for players and player's wives only, bitch.
01:05:27You know what?
01:05:28I owe you a slap.
01:05:30You little piggy, you fat piglet!
01:05:33No one is slapping anyone.
01:05:35Oh, my God!
01:05:36Let go of me!
01:05:37What the hell is going on here?
01:05:38Daddy!
01:05:39Alex is assaulting me!
01:05:40You need to fire him right now!
01:05:42Fire him?
01:05:43Yeah.
01:05:44He just wants our first championship.
01:05:46This man's a hero.
01:05:47Besides, Alex didn't do anything wrong.
01:05:54Well, we are going to have to use that little shit against her.
01:05:58Okay, I can explain.
01:06:00Blair, and I love you, but you're fired.
01:06:04Daddy, no, you can't fire me.
01:06:07I'll see you at home.
01:06:09No, what am I supposed to do for work?
01:06:10Maybe there's a coffee shop you can wear a cat.
01:06:14Are you?
01:06:15Little.
01:06:16Let go of me!
01:06:19Let's go in here, guys.
01:06:30My new dress!
01:06:40Hey, hey, hey, listen up, listen up.
01:06:51I just want to say that it is my honor to present this game ball not only to the MVP of this game, but to the MVP of the season, Alex Baller.
01:07:01Appreciate you.
01:07:02Alex Baller, what are you doing here?
01:07:18What are you doing here?
01:07:22I told you not to come to my games anymore.
01:07:25Janet, I thought that she was your mom.
01:07:29Oh, well, she used to be my evil stepmom.
01:07:31I resent that.
01:07:33She was dating my dad for his money, and then he divorced her, but he found out she was having an affair.
01:07:37Should have never signed that prenup.
01:07:39Listen, she's been trying to steal my money for years.
01:07:41Yeah, and I would have gotten away with it, too, if it wasn't for this meddling Sarah.
01:07:46Oh, don't you know, you're under arrest.
01:07:52Seems like Miss Double Dome here has a long sheet of international comms.
01:07:58Just recently, she hired a young man to beat up Miss Sarah here and rob her of her dignity.
01:08:05You're going to jail.
01:08:07Yeah!
01:08:08Now get out of here!
01:08:16Cheers.
01:08:18Cheers.
01:08:21What an amazing night.
01:08:25Can I tell you something?
01:08:27Sarah, you can tell me anything.
01:08:30Your former stepmom.
01:08:33Uh-huh.
01:08:34She tried to bribe me.
01:08:37What?
01:08:39She offered to give me money to never speak to you again.
01:08:43When?
01:08:44Oh, it was so long ago.
01:08:45But I didn't take the money.
01:08:55There is no amount of money in this world that could get me to stay away from you.
01:09:02And I promise you, Alex Baller had nothing.
01:09:09And no one in this world will ever visit our love again.
01:09:16I love you so damn much.
01:09:18I love you.
01:09:20All right.
01:09:21Now I've got to ask you something.
01:09:22Oh.
01:09:27Can I call you Sarah Baller?
01:09:32Oh, my God.
01:09:34Yes, yes.
01:09:35Yeah.
01:09:36Yeah.
01:09:49Woo-hoo-hoo!
01:09:50Nice job, little man!
01:09:52Woo!
01:09:53That's my boy!
01:09:55Thanks.
01:09:56I almost broke your ankles.
01:09:57You sure did.
01:09:58You're a baller.
01:10:00Hey, you should come play.
01:10:02Luke is killing me.
01:10:02yeah
01:10:03I can see that
01:10:07I don't know if I should though
01:10:10why not
01:10:11well let's just say
01:10:14that you're gonna have to start learning
01:10:16how to play two on one
01:10:17are you serious
01:10:19yeah
01:10:20we're gonna add another teammate to the squad
01:10:32I don't know
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