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The "Ed" Ceo Helps Me Raise Child - Full Movie
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00:00:00She's all yours. Just make sure you send me a video. This will be just the proof I need to kick her out of the Rice family.
00:00:22I am so proud of you, my girl.
00:00:30Who are you? Help! Help! No! No! Help!
00:00:41I like it better when you struggle.
00:00:53You okay?
00:01:00I've been double-crossed by Marvin. I need extraction now.
00:01:30Just one study job. And my little girl can finally start those violin lessons.
00:01:47The guy that handsome and he's buying... Myagra?
00:01:56Hey, Jay. Yeah, I got the medication for your father's heart condition. Should be delivered soon.
00:02:14Yes, don't worry. Even without my star assistant, I can manage on my own.
00:02:20Eric.
00:02:21Mom?
00:02:22You never date.
00:02:23Not a woman.
00:02:24Not a man.
00:02:25You know, people are saying you're impotent.
00:02:29What? That's total BS.
00:02:31Oh!
00:02:32Oh!
00:02:33Oh!
00:02:34Oh!
00:02:35Oh!
00:02:36Oh, honey!
00:02:37Is it true?
00:02:39What?
00:02:40No!
00:02:41Mom!
00:02:42Oh, jeez!
00:02:43Don't worry.
00:02:44I am gonna find you the perfect wife.
00:02:47I...
00:02:48No, I am, sweetie.
00:02:50Eric.
00:02:51Yeah, okay. Yeah, I'm on my way.
00:02:52Honey?
00:02:53Eric?
00:02:54Yeah, okay. Yeah, I'm on my way.
00:02:55Honey? Eric?
00:02:56Make sure it gets there quickly.
00:02:58Oh!
00:02:59Oh, gosh.
00:03:00My poor son.
00:03:09Hello, beautiful.
00:03:11You know what?
00:03:12I introduce you to my son.
00:03:15Listen, name your terms.
00:03:17We are quite wealthy.
00:03:19Hey, lady, back off!
00:03:20Leave my girlfriend alone!
00:03:21Oh!
00:03:22Hey!
00:03:23Wait, don't worry.
00:03:24Hurry.
00:03:25Picking on an older woman?
00:03:28Real classy.
00:03:32What's your mean, dear?
00:03:33Mind your own business, waitress.
00:03:36Manager!
00:03:37Manager!
00:03:38What's happening here?
00:03:39Wonderful waitress, you've got burger sauce all over me!
00:03:44Scarlet, you're fired.
00:03:51Go find work elsewhere to support your team.
00:03:52No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
00:03:53It's all my fault.
00:03:54Please, don't fire her.
00:03:55You know what?
00:03:56I quit!
00:03:57I never wanted to work in this harassment zoo anyways.
00:03:58Get out.
00:03:59Don't expect a paycheck.
00:04:00If you don't pay me, I'll expose you for your harassment antics to the world.
00:04:01Hmm?
00:04:02Get out.
00:04:03Get out.
00:04:04Get out.
00:04:05Get out.
00:04:06Get out.
00:04:07Get out.
00:04:08And get out.
00:04:09in this harassment zoo anyways get out don't expect a paycheck
00:04:17if you don't pay me i'll expose you for your harassment antics to the world
00:04:28get out
00:04:29she is so beautiful
00:04:46scarlet
00:04:53mom not now okay i'll explain the pills you saw this morning later
00:04:56i found you the perfect wife what no you must be getting scammed damn interviewers
00:05:04they canceled my interview just because i was a minute late
00:05:12thanks delivery guy she's got those bodybuilder arms
00:05:18i ordered this on my phone just quit my job figured i might as well
00:05:23take out one last coupon you ordered this copy she has a child yeah i was up all night with my kid
00:05:31she'll help you regain your vigor her name is scarlet scarlet who's calling me
00:05:49what
00:05:57elsa got into a fight at kindergarten
00:06:01okay
00:06:02elsa broke the board member's son's violin
00:06:15they want her out let me talk to them
00:06:18oh look there's the waitress her daughter messed with my son's violin and broke it
00:06:25she's not she's not a thief we'll pay for the strings
00:06:28that was already broken he called me a pointy about that i'm sorry your order
00:06:34enough
00:06:37how much for the strings ten thousand dollars
00:06:40i have come to see if you would like to be my daughter-in-law do i know your son no
00:06:54it won't stop me from wanting you to marry him
00:06:58scarlet what kind of circus are you running now elsa you and your mom are both clouds
00:07:04your husband's jared bain board member of this kindergarten
00:07:20yes and how would someone like you know his name jared bain's been embezzling funds while
00:07:25on the board i've already called the cops this is ridiculous ma'am your husband is under investigation
00:07:32for criminal activity you need to come with me officer please there must be some mistake
00:07:39my husband would never embezzle funds
00:07:44criminal record come on no there must be some mistake mr eric please have mercy on us
00:07:52i delivered the violin and sorted everything out so no more blind dates okay okay i'm leaving
00:08:07what an absurd hey get my name please please please hear me out
00:08:12elsa this is yours now it's the one i've always dreamed of i know
00:08:23sweetie we can't accept things that aren't ours oh no no no no scarlet my son he has issues
00:08:32from a fellow mother to another mother please can you just help me
00:08:35me if you like it i'll teach her how to play yeah hang on i i implore you just charm my son
00:08:49if you can teach elsa the violin then deal
00:08:55elsa
00:08:58deal deal it's a deal
00:09:01deal the woman you've been looking for i've got some leads but they've all gone quiet recently
00:09:08keep looking okay i would be dead without her i gotta find her
00:09:14daddy daddy
00:09:23daddy i'm not your daddy
00:09:25sweetie um mommy needs to chat with him go wait for mommy okay
00:09:33so is it true what mia said you've been single all these years i'm i'm so sorry i didn't mean to
00:09:41hit a nerve not really a sore spot for me i understand why you need to get married
00:09:47as for me well mia can teach elsa violin and well elsa she really needs a dad
00:10:05if you don't marry her i'll kill myself
00:10:07uh so this relationship is just for show right we're just doing this for our families
00:10:19of course yeah just just for show
00:10:25but i promised mia i'd help her have a grandchild
00:10:29oh lord please forgive my little fib
00:10:32so aren't you curious about what i do for a living
00:10:37aren't you just a delivery guy and i just got rejected by ennis this morning so
00:10:42i'm jobless too looks like we're kind of a perfect match
00:10:50or are you about to tell me you're some big shot ceo
00:10:56well scarlet tell me which mansion do you want for your wedding
00:11:07mom if you insist on smelling the beans then the wedding's off okay we can't let her know what
00:11:17true identities
00:11:19i was just talking like those tv shows you know every old woman and she dreams of her son becoming a big
00:11:29shot ceo you know i mean we got a dream right i mean you got a dream
00:11:42has mia been fantasizing for a long time yeah she should come live with us
00:11:47yes i can take care of her there's no need she's actually quite normal when she's not fantasizing
00:11:55anyways i gotta go
00:11:58daddy you remind him of cutting me to sleep you have to be here every night
00:12:03daddy i don't have a place of my own
00:12:07i stay at a friend's place
00:12:14well you can stay with us
00:12:29daddy look at my dolls wow
00:12:31what's this one's name patricia patricia your favorite doll your favorite doll i'll buy you the
00:12:39whole set tomorrow how's that the whole set cost two thousand bucks
00:12:48hey elsa come help mommy with the sheet daddy you do it
00:13:01elsa make sure daddy feels at home okay he has been gone far too long let me help you with that
00:13:12eric
00:13:15what are you doing here
00:13:24she said a real man should do some chores
00:13:26oh
00:13:48forget chores what are you doing elsa starts violin lessons tomorrow with grandma
00:13:55mom
00:13:56i thought i should do something to make grandma happy
00:14:01stop scarlett this wasn't part of the deal
00:14:04it's her first time for everything
00:14:17wait scarlett you have a you have a birthmark
00:14:19she's all yours just make sure you send me a video
00:14:28this will be just the proof i need to kick her out of the rice family
00:14:32i am so proud of you my girl
00:14:49who are you
00:14:55hey who are you help help
00:15:03no help
00:15:04i like it better when you struggle
00:15:06no help
00:15:13no help
00:15:17you okay
00:15:20i've been double-crossed by marvin i need extraction now
00:15:41just one study job
00:15:54my little girl can finally start those violin lessons
00:16:11a guy that handsome and he's buying my agra
00:16:28i don't want to know what's going to happen
00:16:33hey jay yeah i got the medication for your father's heart condition
00:16:37should be delivered to you
00:16:38and just don't worry even without my star assistant i can manage on my own
00:16:42i don't want to know what's going to happen
00:16:45eric oh
00:16:46you never date not a woman not a man
00:16:50you know people are saying you're impotent
00:16:53wait no that's total bs
00:16:59oh honey is it true
00:17:04what no mom
00:17:05oh geez
00:17:07don't worry
00:17:08i am gonna find you the perfect wife
00:17:13no i am sweetie
00:17:17yeah okay yeah i'm on my way
00:17:18honey eric
00:17:20make sure it gets there quick
00:17:24my poor son
00:17:25hello beautiful
00:17:35you know what i introduce you to my son
00:17:39listen name your terms
00:17:41we are quite wealthy
00:17:42hey lady back off leave my girlfriend alone
00:17:45hey
00:17:47how am i going perry
00:17:49picking on an older woman
00:17:51real classy
00:17:56i'm not your manager
00:17:57mind your own business waitress
00:17:59manager manager
00:18:01what's happening here
00:18:03wonderful waitress you've got burger sauce all over me
00:18:08scarlet you're fired
00:18:18go find work elsewhere to support your kid
00:18:20no no no no no no it's all my fault
00:18:24please don't fire her
00:18:26you know what
00:18:30i quit
00:18:31i never wanted to work in this harassment zoo anyways
00:18:34get out don't expect a paycheck
00:18:41if you don't pay me i'll expose you for your harassment antics to the world
00:18:46get out
00:18:52get out
00:19:01she is so beautiful
00:19:09scarlet
00:19:10mom not now
00:19:17mom not now okay i'll explain the pills you saw this morning later
00:19:20i found you the perfect wife
00:19:22what
00:19:23no you must be getting scammed
00:19:26damn interviewers they cancelled my interview just because i was a minute late
00:19:31thanks delivery guy
00:19:38she's got those bodybuilder arms
00:19:42i ordered this on my phone
00:19:44just quit my job figured i might as well take out one last coupon
00:19:49you ordered this copy she has a child yeah i was up all night with my kid she'll help you
00:19:56regain your figure her name is scarlet scarlet
00:20:02who's calling me
00:20:15what
00:20:21elsa got into a fight at kindergarten
00:20:25okay
00:20:33hey
00:20:35elsa broke the board member's sons violin
00:20:38you
00:20:39they want her out
00:20:40let me talk to them
00:20:42oh look there's the waitress
00:20:45her daughter messed with my son's violin
00:20:47and broke it
00:20:49she's not a thief
00:20:51we'll pay for the strings
00:20:52that one was already broken
00:20:54he called me a pointy about dad
00:20:56i'm sorry your order
00:20:58enough
00:21:01how much for the strings
00:21:03ten thousand dollars
00:21:04i have come to see if you would like to be my daughter-in-law
00:21:15do i know your son
00:21:16no
00:21:17it won't stop me from wanting you to marry him
00:21:22scarlet what kind of circus are you running now
00:21:26elsa you and your mom are both clowns
00:21:28your husband's jared bain board member of this kindergarten
00:21:44yes
00:21:45and how would someone like you know his name jared bain's been embezzling funds while on the board
00:21:50i've already called the cops this is ridiculous ma'am your husband is under investigation for criminal
00:21:57activity you need to come with me
00:21:59officer please there must be some mistake my husband would never embezzle funds
00:22:08criminal record come on
00:22:10no there must be some mistake mr eric please have mercy on us
00:22:16i delivered the violin and sorted everything out so no more blind dates okay okay
00:22:29i'm leaving
00:22:31what an absurd day
00:22:34please please please hear me out
00:22:36elsa this is yours now it's the one i've always dreamed of i know
00:22:47sweetie we can't accept things that aren't ours oh no no no sorry scarlet my son
00:22:55he has issues from a fellow mother to another mother please can you just help me
00:22:59do you like it if you like it i'll teach her how to play yeah hang on
00:23:07i i implore you just charm my son
00:23:13if you can teach elsa the violin then deal
00:23:19elsa
00:23:22deal deal it's a deal
00:23:25deal the woman you've been looking for i've got some leads but they've all gone quiet recently
00:23:32keep looking okay i would be dead without her i gotta find her
00:23:38daddy daddy
00:23:47daddy i'm not your daddy
00:23:49sweetie um mommy needs to chat with him go wait for mommy okay
00:23:57so is it true what mia said you've been single all these years
00:24:03i'm i'm so sorry i didn't mean to hit a nerve
00:24:07not really a sore spot for me i understand why you need to get married
00:24:11as for me well mia can teach elsa violin and well elsa she really needs a dad
00:24:29if you don't marry her i'll kill myself
00:24:31uh so this relationship is just for show right we're just doing this for our families
00:24:43of course yeah just just for show
00:24:49but i promised mia i'd help her have a grandchild
00:24:52oh lord please forgive my little fib
00:24:56so aren't you curious about what i do for a living
00:25:01aren't you just a delivery guy and i just got rejected by ennis this morning so
00:25:06i'm jobless too
00:25:09looks like we're kind of a perfect match
00:25:13or are you about to tell me you're some big shot ceo
00:25:19oh scarlet tell me which mansion do you want for your wedding
00:25:31mom if you insist on smelling the beans then the wedding's off okay we can't let her know what
00:25:41true identities
00:25:43fine i was just talking like those tv shows you know every old woman i mean she dreams of her son
00:25:52becoming a big shot ceo you know i mean you got a dream right i mean you got a dream
00:26:06has mia been fantasizing for a long time yeah she should come live with us
00:26:11i can take care of her there's no need she's actually quite normal when she's not fantasizing
00:26:19anyways i gotta go
00:26:22daddy you remind him of cutting me to sleep
00:26:25don't see who he's at every night
00:26:29i don't have a place of my hour
00:26:31i stay at a friend's place
00:26:38well you can stay with us
00:26:53daddy look at my dolls wow
00:26:55wow what's this one's name patricia patricia your favorite doll your favorite doll i'll buy you
00:27:03the whole set tomorrow how's that the whole set cost two thousand bucks
00:27:12hey elsa come help mommy with the sheets daddy you do it
00:27:25okay elsa make sure daddy feels at home okay he has been gone far too long let me help you with
00:27:34that eric um what are you doing here
00:27:40she said a real man should do some chores
00:27:53oh um
00:28:03forget chores what are you doing elsa starts violin lessons tomorrow with grandma
00:28:20i thought i should do something to make grandma happy stop scarlet this wasn't part of the deal
00:28:27it's her first time for everything
00:28:41wait scarlet you have a you have a birthmark
00:28:57she's all yours just make sure you send me a video this will be just the proof i need to
00:29:08kick her out of the rice family i am so proud of you my girl
00:29:13hey who are you help help help no no no no i like it better when you struggle
00:29:39i've been double-crossed by marvin i need extraction now
00:30:03just one study job
00:30:31then my little girl can finally start those violin lessons.
00:30:40A guy that handsome and he's buying...
00:30:43Myagra?
00:30:56Hey, Jay. Yeah, I got the medication for your father's heart condition.
00:31:00Should be delivered soon.
00:31:02And just don't worry, even without my star assistant, I can manage on my own.
00:31:08Eric.
00:31:09Mom?
00:31:10You never date.
00:31:11Not a woman, not a man.
00:31:13You know, people are saying you're impotent.
00:31:17Wait, no, that's total BS.
00:31:23Oh, honey!
00:31:25Is it true?
00:31:27What? No, Mom!
00:31:29Oh, jeez.
00:31:30Okay.
00:31:31Don't worry.
00:31:32I am going to find you the perfect wife.
00:31:37No, I am, sweetie.
00:31:40Eric?
00:31:41Yeah, okay. Yeah, I'm on my way.
00:31:42Honey? Eric?
00:31:43Make sure it gets there quickly.
00:31:45Oh, gosh.
00:31:47My poor son.
00:31:57Hello, beautiful.
00:31:59You know what?
00:32:00I introduce you to my son.
00:32:03Listen, name your turrets.
00:32:05We are quite wealthy.
00:32:06Hey, lady, back off!
00:32:07Leave my girlfriend alone!
00:32:08Oh!
00:32:09Hey!
00:32:10Wait, don't worry, Perry.
00:32:12Picking on an older woman?
00:32:15Real classy.
00:32:19What's your manager?
00:32:20Mind your own business, waitress.
00:32:23Manager!
00:32:24Manager!
00:32:25What's happening here?
00:32:26Wonderful waitress, you've got burger sauce all over me!
00:32:29Scarlet!
00:32:30You're fired.
00:32:31Go find work elsewhere to support your team.
00:32:32Worthless little-
00:32:33No, no, no, no, no.
00:32:34No, no, no.
00:32:35It's all my fault.
00:32:36Please, don't fire her.
00:32:37You know what?
00:32:38I quit!
00:32:39I never wanted to work in this harassment zoo anyways.
00:32:40Get out.
00:32:41Don't expect a paycheck.
00:32:42If you don't pay me, I'll expose you for your harassment antics to the world.
00:32:44No, no, no.
00:32:45No, no, no.
00:32:46No, no, no.
00:32:47It's all my fault.
00:32:48Please, don't fire her.
00:32:50You know what?
00:32:51I quit!
00:32:54I never wanted to work in this harassment zoo anyways.
00:32:58Get out.
00:32:59Don't expect a paycheck.
00:33:05If you don't pay me, I'll expose you for your harassment antics to the world.
00:33:10What?
00:33:11Hmm?
00:33:16Get out.
00:33:25She is so beautiful.
00:33:33Scarlet!
00:33:40Mom, not now.
00:33:41Okay, I'll explain the pills you saw this morning later.
00:33:43I found you the perfect wife.
00:33:45What?
00:33:47No, you must be getting scammed.
00:33:50Damn interviewers.
00:33:51They canceled my interview just because I was a minute late.
00:33:59Thanks, delivery guy.
00:34:01She's got those bodybuilder arms.
00:34:03I ordered this on my phone.
00:34:04Just quit my job.
00:34:05Figured I might as well take out one last coupon.
00:34:06You ordered this copy?
00:34:07She has a child.
00:34:08Yeah.
00:34:09I was up all night with my kid.
00:34:10She'll help you regain your figure.
00:34:11Her name is Scarlet.
00:34:12Scarlet?
00:34:13Who's calling me?
00:34:14What?
00:34:15Yeah. I was up all night with my kid.
00:34:19She'll help you regain your vigor. Her name is Scarlet.
00:34:23Scarlet?
00:34:26Who's calling me?
00:34:42What?
00:34:45Elsa got into a fight at kindergarten.
00:34:49Okay.
00:34:57Hey.
00:34:59Elsa broke the board member's son's violin.
00:35:02They want her out.
00:35:04Let me talk to them.
00:35:06Oh, look. There's the waitress.
00:35:09Her daughter messed with my son's violin and broke it.
00:35:13She's not a thief. We'll pay for the strings.
00:35:16That was already broken. He called me a pointy about that. I'm sorry, your order.
00:35:22Enough!
00:35:22I have come to see if you would like to be my daughter-in-law. Do I know your son? No.
00:35:36It won't stop me from wanting you to marry him.
00:35:39Scarlet, what kind of circus are you running now?
00:35:42Elsa, you and your mom are both clowns.
00:35:46Scarlet, what kind of circus are you running now?
00:35:49Elsa, you and your mom are both clowns.
00:35:52Your husband's Jared Bain, board member of this kindergarten.
00:35:59Yes. And how would someone like you know his name?
00:36:06Jared Bain's been embezzling funds while on the board. I've already called the cops.
00:36:10This is ridiculous.
00:36:12Ma'am, your husband is under investigation for criminal activity. You need to come with me.
00:36:18Officer, please. There must be some mistake. My husband would never embezzle funds.
00:36:24Criminal record. Come on. No! There must be some mistake! Mr. Eric! Please! Have mercy on us!
00:36:47I delivered the violin and sorted everything out, so no more blind dates, okay?
00:36:52Okay.
00:36:53I'm leaving.
00:36:55What an absurd day!
00:36:58Get my name back.
00:36:59Please! Please! Please hear me out.
00:37:03Elsa?
00:37:04Well, this is yours now.
00:37:07It's the one I've always dreamed of.
00:37:09I know!
00:37:11Sweetie, we can't accept things that aren't ours.
00:37:15Oh, no, no. No, Scarlet, my son has issues.
00:37:20From a fellow mother to another mother?
00:37:22Please, can you just help me?
00:37:23If you like it?
00:37:24I'll teach her how to play.
00:37:26Yeah!
00:37:27Yeah!
00:37:28I implore you.
00:37:31It's a charm, my son.
00:37:32What?
00:37:33If you can teach Elsa the violin, then deal.
00:37:45Elsa.
00:37:46Deal.
00:37:47Deal!
00:37:48The woman you've been looking for?
00:37:52I've got some leads, but they've all gone quiet recently.
00:37:55Keep looking.
00:37:56Okay, I would be dead without her.
00:37:57I gotta find her.
00:37:58Daddy!
00:38:00Daddy!
00:38:01Daddy!
00:38:02I'm not your daddy.
00:38:04Sweetie, um, Mommy needs to chat with him.
00:38:08Go wait for Mommy, okay?
00:38:10So, is it true what Mia said?
00:38:12You've been single all these years?
00:38:14I'm so sorry.
00:38:15I didn't mean to hit a nerve.
00:38:17Not really a sore spot for me.
00:38:18I understand why you need to get married.
00:38:21As for me, well, Mia can teach Elsa violin and, well, Elsa, she really needs a dad.
00:38:49If you don't marry her, I'll kill myself.
00:38:59Uh, so this relationship is just for show, right?
00:39:04We're just doing this for our families?
00:39:07Of course.
00:39:08Yeah, just, just for show.
00:39:13But I promised Mia I'd help her have a grandchild.
00:39:17Oh, Lord, please forgive my little fib.
00:39:19So, aren't you curious about what I do for a living?
00:39:23Aren't you just a delivery guy?
00:39:26And I just got rejected by Ennis this morning, so I'm jobless, too.
00:39:32Looks like we're kind of a perfect match.
00:39:37Or are you about to tell me you're some big-shot CEO?
00:39:41Aw.
00:39:43Scarlet, tell me which mansion do you want for your wedding?
00:39:56Tell me which mansion do you want for your wedding?
00:39:59Mom?
00:40:00Hi.
00:40:01If you insist on smelling the beans, then the wedding's off.
00:40:03Okay?
00:40:04We can't let her know more true identities.
00:40:07I was just talking like those TV shows, you know.
00:40:12Every old woman, I mean, she dreams of her son becoming a big-shot CEO.
00:40:17I mean, you got a dream, right?
00:40:23I mean, you got a dream.
00:40:30Has Mia been fantasizing for a long time?
00:40:33Yeah.
00:40:34She should come live with us.
00:40:36I can take care of her.
00:40:37There's no need.
00:40:38She's actually quite normal when she's not fantasizing.
00:40:43Yeah.
00:40:44Anyways, I gotta go.
00:40:45Yeah.
00:40:46Daddy.
00:40:47You and mine can love cutting me to sleep.
00:40:49Don't think we do that every night.
00:40:51Daddy.
00:40:52Daddy.
00:40:53I don't have a place of my own.
00:40:56I stay at a friend's place.
00:41:00Well, you can stay with us.
00:41:07Daddy, look at my dolls.
00:41:20Wow.
00:41:21What's this one's name?
00:41:22Patricia.
00:41:23Patricia.
00:41:24She's your favorite doll.
00:41:25Your favorite doll.
00:41:26I'll buy you the whole set tomorrow.
00:41:28How's that?
00:41:29The whole set costs $2,000.
00:41:30Okay, well, shh.
00:41:32Don't worry.
00:41:33Hey, I don't know.
00:41:36Hey, Elsa.
00:41:37Come help mommy with the sheets.
00:41:39Daddy.
00:41:40You do it.
00:41:53Elsa, make sure daddy feels at home, okay?
00:41:55He has been gone far too long.
00:41:58Let me help you with that.
00:42:00Eric.
00:42:01Um, what are you doing here?
00:42:05She said a real man should do some chores.
00:42:14Oh, um.
00:42:18Forget chores.
00:42:19What are you doing?
00:42:28Elsa starts violin lessons tomorrow with grandma.
00:42:31I thought I should do something to make grandma happy.
00:42:32Stop, Scarlett.
00:42:33This wasn't part of the deal.
00:42:38It's her first time for everything.
00:42:39Hmm?
00:42:40Wait.
00:42:41Scarlett, you have a birthmark?
00:42:43Yeah.
00:42:57Wait, Scarlett, you have a birthmark?
00:43:00Wait, Scarlett, you have a birthmark?
00:43:27She's all yours.
00:43:28Just make sure you send me a video.
00:43:30This will be just the proof I need to kick her out of the Rice family.
00:43:34I am so proud of you, my girl.
00:43:43Who are you?
00:43:44Help! Help!
00:43:52I like it better when you struggle.
00:43:58You okay?
00:44:04I've been double-crossed by Marvin. I need extraction now.
00:44:14I've been blessed by Marvin. I need extraction now.
00:44:16You okay?
00:44:18I'm so proud of you too!
00:44:22I don't know.
00:44:52Just one study job, and my little girl can finally start those violin lessons.
00:44:59A guy that handsome, and he's buying Niagara?
00:45:08Hey, Jay, yeah I got the medication for your father's heart condition.
00:45:24Should be delivered to you.
00:45:26Just don't worry, even without my star assistance I can manage on my own.
00:45:30Eric.
00:45:33Mom.
00:45:34You never date.
00:45:35Not a woman.
00:45:36Not a man.
00:45:37You know, people are saying you're impotent.
00:45:41What?
00:45:42That's total BS.
00:45:43Oh!
00:45:44Oh!
00:45:45Oh!
00:45:46Oh!
00:45:47Oh!
00:45:48Honey!
00:45:49Is it true?
00:45:50Oh!
00:45:51What?
00:45:52No!
00:45:53Mom!
00:45:54Jeez!
00:45:55Don't worry.
00:45:56I am going to find you the perfect wife.
00:45:59No, I am, sweetie.
00:46:02Eric.
00:46:03Yeah, okay.
00:46:04Yeah, I'm on my way.
00:46:05Honey, Eric.
00:46:06Make sure it gets there quick when I'm cool.
00:46:08Oh, gosh.
00:46:09My poor son.
00:46:12Hello, beautiful.
00:46:13You know what?
00:46:14I introduce you to my son.
00:46:15Listen.
00:46:16Name your tennis.
00:46:17We are quite wealthy.
00:46:18Hey, lady.
00:46:19Back off.
00:46:20Leave my girlfriend alone.
00:46:21Hey!
00:46:22Oh, my God.
00:46:23Hurry.
00:46:24Picking on an older woman?
00:46:26Real classy.
00:46:27What?
00:46:28Oh, my God.
00:46:29Oh, my God.
00:46:30Oh, my God.
00:46:31Oh, my God.
00:46:32Oh, my God.
00:46:33Oh, my God.
00:46:34Oh, my God.
00:46:35Oh, my God.
00:46:36Oh, my God.
00:46:37Oh, my God.
00:46:38Oh, my God.
00:46:39Oh, my God.
00:46:40Oh, my God.
00:46:41Oh, my God.
00:46:42Oh, my God.
00:46:43Oh, my God.
00:46:44What's your name, dear?
00:46:45Mind your own business, waitress.
00:46:47Manager.
00:46:48Manager.
00:46:49What's happening here?
00:46:50Wonderful waitress, you've got burger sauce all over me.
00:46:55Scarlet.
00:46:56You're fired.
00:47:06Go find work elsewhere to support your team.
00:47:08No, no, no.
00:47:09No, no, no.
00:47:10It's all my fault.
00:47:11It's all my fault. Please, don't fire her.
00:47:14You know what?
00:47:18I quit!
00:47:19I never wanted to work in this harassment zoo anyways.
00:47:22Get out.
00:47:23Don't expect a paycheck.
00:47:29If you don't pay me,
00:47:30I'll expose you for your harassment antics to the world.
00:47:34Get out.
00:47:49She is so beautiful.
00:47:57Scarlet.
00:48:04Mom, not now.
00:48:06Okay, I'll explain the pills you saw this morning later.
00:48:08I found you the perfect wife.
00:48:10What?
00:48:11No, you must be getting scammed.
00:48:14Damn interviewers.
00:48:16They canceled my interview just because I was a minute late.
00:48:24Thanks, delivery guy.
00:48:25She's got those bodybuilder arms.
00:48:29I ordered this on my phone.
00:48:31Just quit my job.
00:48:33Figured I might as well take out one last coupon.
00:48:37You ordered this copy.
00:48:38She has a child.
00:48:40Yeah.
00:48:42I was up all night with my kid.
00:48:43She'll help you regain your vigor.
00:48:45Her name is Scarlet.
00:48:47Scarlet?
00:48:50Who's calling me?
00:49:03We are.
00:49:04Girls?
00:49:05Girls?
00:49:06Girls?
00:49:06Girls?
00:49:07Girls?
00:49:09What?
00:49:10Elsa got into a fight at kindergarten?
00:49:13Okay.
00:49:14Hey.
00:49:19Elsa broke the board member's sons by a limb.
00:49:26They want her out.
00:49:28Let me talk to them.
00:49:30Oh, look. There's the waitress.
00:49:32Her daughter messed with my son's violin and broke it.
00:49:36She's not a thief.
00:49:38We'll pay for the strings.
00:49:40I thought it was already broken.
00:49:42He called me a pointy about Dad.
00:49:44I'm sorry, your orifice.
00:49:46Enough!
00:49:48How much for the strings?
00:49:50Ten thousand dollars.
00:49:56I have come to see if you would like to be my daughter-in-law.
00:50:02Do I know your son?
00:50:04No.
00:50:05It won't stop me from wanting you to marry him.
00:50:10Scarlet, what kind of circus are you running now?
00:50:13Elsa, you and your mom are both clowns.
00:50:21Your husband's Jared Bain, board member of this kindergarten.
00:50:26And how would someone like you know his name?
00:50:28Jared Bain's been embezzling funds while on the board.
00:50:30I've already called the cops.
00:50:31This is ridiculous.
00:50:32Ma'am?
00:50:33Your husband is under investigation for criminal activity.
00:50:35You need to come with me.
00:50:36Officer, please.
00:50:37There must be some mistake.
00:50:38My husband would never embezzle funds.
00:50:40Criminal record.
00:50:41Come on.
00:50:42No.
00:50:43There must be some mistake.
00:50:44Mr. Eric.
00:50:45Please.
00:50:46Have mercy on us.
00:50:47No.
00:50:48No.
00:50:49No.
00:50:50No.
00:50:51No.
00:50:52No.
00:50:53No.
00:50:54No.
00:50:55No.
00:50:56No.
00:50:57No.
00:50:58No.
00:50:59No.
00:51:00No.
00:51:01No.
00:51:02No.
00:51:03No.
00:51:04No.
00:51:05No.
00:51:06No.
00:51:07No.
00:51:08Oww.
00:51:12I delivered the violin and sorted everything out so no more blind dates, OK?
00:51:16OK.
00:51:17I'm leaving.
00:51:18What an absurd day!
00:51:21Goodbye, ma'am.
00:51:22Please, please, please hear me out.
00:51:26Elsa, this is yours now.
00:51:30I know.
00:51:35Sweetie, we can't accept things that aren't ours.
00:51:39Oh, no, no, no, Scarlett, my son, he has issues.
00:51:44From a fellow mother to another mother, please, can you just help me?
00:51:48If you like it, I'll teach her how to play.
00:51:52I implore you, just charm my son.
00:52:01If you can teach Elsa the violin,
00:52:05then deal.
00:52:06Elsa.
00:52:10Deal.
00:52:11Deal.
00:52:12It's a deal.
00:52:13Deal.
00:52:15The woman you've been looking for?
00:52:17I've got some leads, but they've all gone quiet recently.
00:52:19Keep looking.
00:52:20Okay, I would be dead without her.
00:52:22I've got to find her.
00:52:26Daddy.
00:52:27Daddy.
00:52:35Daddy.
00:52:36I'm not your daddy.
00:52:38Sweetie, um, mommy needs to chat with him.
00:52:42Go wait for mommy, okay?
00:52:45So, is it true what Mia said?
00:52:48You've been single all these years.
00:52:50I'm so sorry, I didn't mean to hit a nerve.
00:52:55Not really a sore spot for me.
00:52:57I understand why you need to get married.
00:52:59As for me, well, Mia can teach Elsa violin and, well, Elsa, she really needs a dad.
00:53:10If you don't marry her, I'll kill myself.
00:53:22Oh.
00:53:24So, this relationship is just for show, right?
00:53:28We're just doing this for our families?
00:53:29Of course.
00:53:32Yeah, just, just for show.
00:53:37But I promised Mia I'd help her have a grandchild.
00:53:40Oh, Lord.
00:53:42Please forgive my little fib.
00:53:44So, aren't you curious about what I do for a living?
00:53:49Aren't you just a delivery guy?
00:53:51And I just got rejected by Ennis this morning, so I'm jobless, too.
00:53:55It looks like we're kind of a perfect match.
00:54:01Or are you about to tell me you're some big-shot CEO?
00:54:07Aw.
00:54:08Well, Scarlett, tell me, which mansion do you want for your wedding?
00:54:21Tell me, which mansion do you want for your wedding?
00:54:24Mom?
00:54:24Hi.
00:54:25If you insist on smelling the beans, then the wedding's off.
00:54:28Okay, we can't let her know what's your identities.
00:54:31Fine.
00:54:33I was just talking like those TV shows, you know.
00:54:36Every old woman, I mean, she dreams of her son becoming a big-shot CEO.
00:54:43You know, I mean, you got a dream, right?
00:54:47I mean, you got a dream.
00:54:48I mean, you got a dream.
00:54:54Has Mia been fantasizing for a long time?
00:54:57Yeah.
00:54:57She should come live with us.
00:55:00I can take care of her.
00:55:01There's no need.
00:55:02She's actually quite normal when she's not fantasizing.
00:55:04Anyways, I gotta go.
00:55:09Daddy, you and mine came up cutting me to sleep.
00:55:13You're crazy, she's out every night.
00:55:15Daddy.
00:55:16I don't have a place of my own.
00:55:20I stay at a friend's place.
00:55:26Well, you can stay with us.
00:55:30Daddy, look at my dolls.
00:55:43Wow.
00:55:46What's this one's name?
00:55:47Patricia.
00:55:48Patricia.
00:55:48She's your favorite doll.
00:55:49Your favorite doll.
00:55:51I'll buy you the whole set tomorrow.
00:55:52How's that?
00:55:52The whole set cost $2,000.
00:55:55Okay, well, shh.
00:55:57Don't worry.
00:55:57Don't worry.
00:56:00Hey, Elsa, come help Mommy with a sheet.
00:56:03Daddy, you do it.
00:56:16Elsa, make sure Daddy feels at home, okay?
00:56:19He has been gone far too long.
00:56:21Let me help you with that.
00:56:24Eric.
00:56:25Um, what are you doing here?
00:56:30She said a real man should do some chores.
00:56:41Oh, um.
00:56:42Forget chores.
00:57:01What are you doing?
00:57:03Well, Elsa starts violin lessons tomorrow with Grandma.
00:57:06I thought I should do something to make Grandma happy.
00:57:13Stop, Scarlet.
00:57:14This wasn't part of the deal.
00:57:16It's her first time for everything.
00:57:29Wait.
00:57:29Scarlet, you have a birthmark?
00:57:31She's all yours.
00:57:51Just make sure you send me a video.
00:57:54This will be just the proof I need to kick her out of the Rice family.
00:57:57I am so proud of you, my girl.
00:58:06Who are you?
00:58:08Help.
00:58:09Help.
00:58:10No.
00:58:11No.
00:58:12No.
00:58:14No.
00:58:14No.
00:58:15Help.
00:58:16I like it better when you struggle.
00:58:17Are you okay?
00:58:37I've been double-crossed by Marvin.
00:58:38I need extraction now.
00:58:47I need extraction now.
00:58:59My husband is just me.
00:59:03I need extraction now.
00:59:09I don't know if he's just going to need extraction.
00:59:14Just one steady job, and my little girl can finally start those violin lessons.
00:59:27A guy that handsome and he's buying...
00:59:30...miagra?
00:59:44Hey, Jay, I got the medication for your father's heart condition.
00:59:48Should be delivered soon.
00:59:50Just don't worry, even without my star assistance, I can manage on my own.
00:59:56Eric.
00:59:57Oh.
00:59:58You never date.
00:59:59Not a woman.
01:00:00Not a man.
01:00:01You know, people are saying you're impotent.
01:00:05Wait, that's total BS.
01:00:10Oh, honey!
01:00:12Wait.
01:00:13Is it true?
01:00:15What?
01:00:16No, mom!
01:00:17Oh, gosh.
01:00:18Okay.
01:00:19Don't worry.
01:00:20I am gonna find you the perfect wife.
01:00:24No, I am, sweetie.
01:00:28Yeah, okay.
01:00:29Yeah, I'm on my way.
01:00:30Honey, Eric.
01:00:31Make sure it gets there quickly.
01:00:33Oh, gosh.
01:00:35My poor son.
01:00:37Hello, beautiful.
01:00:38You know what?
01:00:39I introduce you to my son.
01:00:40Listen.
01:00:41Name your terms.
01:00:42We are quite wealthy.
01:00:43Hey, lady, back off.
01:00:44Leave my girlfriend alone.
01:00:45Hey!
01:00:46Oh, my daughter, Perry.
01:00:47Picking on an older woman?
01:00:48Real classy.
01:00:49Mind your own business, waitress.
01:00:50Manager, manager.
01:00:51What's happening here?
01:00:52Wonderful waitress.
01:00:53You've got burger sauce all over me.
01:00:54Scarlet, you're fired.
01:01:24Go find work elsewhere to support your team.
01:01:25No, no, no, no, no, no.
01:01:26It's all my fault.
01:01:27Please, don't fire her.
01:01:28You know what?
01:01:29I quit.
01:01:30I never wanted to work in this harassment zoo anyways.
01:01:45Get out.
01:01:46Don't expect a paycheck.
01:01:48If you don't pay me, I'll expose you for your harassment antics to the world.
01:01:58Hm?
01:02:03Get out.
01:02:12She is so beautiful.
01:02:15Scarlet.
01:02:28Mom, not now.
01:02:29Okay, I'll explain the pills you saw this morning later.
01:02:31I found you the perfect wife.
01:02:33What?
01:02:34No, you must be getting scammed.
01:02:37Damn interviewers.
01:02:39They canceled my interview just because I was a minute late.
01:02:45Thanks, delivery guy.
01:02:49She's got those bodybuilder arms.
01:02:52I ordered this on my phone.
01:02:55Just quit my job.
01:02:57Figured I might as well pick out one last coupon.
01:03:00You ordered this copy?
01:03:02She has a child.
01:03:03Yeah.
01:03:04I was up all night with my kid.
01:03:06She'll help you regain your vigor.
01:03:08Her name is Scarlet.
01:03:10Scarlet?
01:03:11Who's calling me?
01:03:12What?
01:03:13Elsa got into a fight at kindergarten?
01:03:17Okay.
01:03:18What?
01:03:19Elsa got into a fight at kindergarten?
01:03:33Okay.
01:03:34Hey.
01:03:35Elsa broke the board member's seat.
01:03:37Okay.
01:03:38Hey.
01:03:39Elsa broke the board member's son's violin.
01:03:50They want her out.
01:03:52Let me talk to them.
01:03:53Oh, look.
01:03:54There's the waitress.
01:03:56Her daughter messed with my son's violin and broke it.
01:04:00She's not a thief.
01:04:02We'll pay for the strings.
01:04:03I thought I was already broke it.
01:04:05He called me a pointy about dad.
01:04:07I'm sorry, you're an orphan.
01:04:09Enough!
01:04:12How much for this drinks?
01:04:14$10,000.
01:04:21I have come to see if you would like to be my daughter-in-law.
01:04:25Do I know your son?
01:04:27No.
01:04:28It won't stop me from wanting you to marry him.
01:04:32Scarlet, what kind of circus are you running now?
01:04:36Elsa, you and your mom are both clowns.
01:04:39Mm-hmm.
01:04:44Your husband's Jared Bain, board member of this kindergarten.
01:04:55Yes.
01:04:56And how would someone like you know his name?
01:04:58Jared Bain's been embezzling funds while on the board.
01:05:01I've already called the cops.
01:05:03This is ridiculous.
01:05:04Ma'am, your husband is under investigation for criminal activity.
01:05:08You need to come with me.
01:05:10Officer, please.
01:05:11There must be some mistake.
01:05:13My husband would never embezzle funds.
01:05:19Criminal record.
01:05:20Come on.
01:05:21No!
01:05:22There must be some mistake!
01:05:24Mr. Eric!
01:05:25Please!
01:05:26Have mercy on us!
01:05:27I delivered the violin and sorted everything out, so no more blind dates, okay?
01:05:38Okay.
01:05:39I'm leaving.
01:05:40What an absurd day.
01:05:42Hey!
01:05:43Get my name out.
01:05:44Please!
01:05:45Please!
01:05:46Please!
01:05:47Please hear me out.
01:05:50Elsa?
01:05:51Hello?
01:05:52This is yours now.
01:05:53It's the one I've always dreamed of.
01:05:55I know!
01:05:57Sweetie, we can't accept things that aren't ours.
01:06:01Oh, no, no.
01:06:02I'm sorry.
01:06:03Scarlet.
01:06:04My son.
01:06:05He has issues.
01:06:06From a fellow mother to another mother?
01:06:08Please, can you just help me?
01:06:10Do you like it?
01:06:12I'll teach her how to play.
01:06:14Yeah!
01:06:15Yeah!
01:06:16I implore you.
01:06:18It's a charm, my son.
01:06:20What?
01:06:21If you can teach Elsa the violin, then deal.
01:06:26Elsa.
01:06:27Deal.
01:06:28Deal!
01:06:29Deal!
01:06:30It's a deal!
01:06:31Deal!
01:06:32Deal!
01:06:33It's a deal!
01:06:34Deal!
01:06:35The woman you've been looking for?
01:06:36I've got some leads, but they've all gone quiet recently.
01:06:38Keep looking.
01:06:39Okay, I would be dead without her.
01:06:40I've got to find her.
01:06:41Daddy!
01:06:42Daddy!
01:06:43Daddy!
01:06:44Daddy!
01:06:45Daddy!
01:06:46I'm not your daddy.
01:06:47Sweetie, um, mommy needs to chat with him.
01:06:50Go wait for mommy, okay?
01:06:51So, is it true what Mia said?
01:06:54You've been single all these years?
01:06:56Yeah, I've got to keep looking.
01:06:57I've got to keep looking.
01:06:58Okay, I would be dead without her.
01:06:59I've got to find her.
01:07:00Daddy!
01:07:01Daddy!
01:07:02Daddy!
01:07:03Daddy!
01:07:04Daddy!
01:07:05Daddy!
01:07:06Daddy!
01:07:07I'm not your daddy!
01:07:08Sweetie, um, mommy needs to chat with him.
01:07:09Go wait for mommy, okay?
01:07:10Do you know what Mia said?
01:07:11You've been single all these years?
01:07:14I'm, I'm so sorry.
01:07:15I didn't mean to hit a nerve.
01:07:17Not really a sore spot for me.
01:07:20I understand why you need to get married.
01:07:23As for me, well, Mia can teach Elsa violin and, well,
01:07:30Elsa, she really needs a dad.
01:07:40If you don't marry her, I'll kill myself.
01:07:46Uh, so this relationship is just for show, right?
01:07:51We're just doing this for our families?
01:07:54Of course.
01:07:55Yeah, just, just for show.
01:08:00But I promised Mia I'd help her have a grandchild.
01:08:03Oh, Lord, please forgive my little fib.
01:08:06So, aren't you curious about what I do for a living?
01:08:12Aren't you just a delivery guy?
01:08:14And I just got rejected by Ennis this morning, so I'm jobless too.
01:08:19Looks like we're kind of a perfect match.
01:08:24Or are you about to tell me you're some big shot CEO?
01:08:28Aw.
01:08:31Scarlet, tell me which mansion do you want for your wedding?
01:08:44Tell me which mansion do you want for your wedding?
01:08:47Mom?
01:08:48Hi.
01:08:49If you insist on swimming the beans, then the wedding's off.
01:08:51Okay, we can't let her know what's your identities.
01:08:53Fine.
01:08:56I was just talking like those TV shows, you know.
01:08:59Every old woman, I mean, she dreams of her son becoming a big shot CEO.
01:09:06You know?
01:09:07I mean, you got a dream, right?
01:09:10I mean, you got a dream.
01:09:17Has Mia been fantasizing for a long time?
01:09:20Yeah.
01:09:21She should come live with us.
01:09:23I can take care of her.
01:09:24There's no need.
01:09:25She's actually quite normal when she's not fantasizing.
01:09:30Anyways, I gotta go.
01:09:33Daddy.
01:09:34You and mine come up how to wait to sleep.
01:09:36You're thinking he's at every night.
01:09:38Daddy.
01:09:40I don't have a place of my hour.
01:09:44I stay at a friend's place.
01:09:46Well, you can stay with us.
01:10:04Daddy, look at my dolls.
01:10:06Wow.
01:10:09What's this one's name?
01:10:10Patricia.
01:10:11Patricia.
01:10:12She's your favorite doll.
01:10:13Your favorite doll.
01:10:14I'll buy you the whole set tomorrow.
01:10:15How's that?
01:10:16The whole set costs $2,000.
01:10:19Okay, well, shh.
01:10:20Don't worry.
01:10:23Hey, Elsa.
01:10:24Come help help me with the sheets.
01:10:26Daddy, you do it.
01:10:27Elsa, make sure Daddy feels at home, okay?
01:10:43He has been gone far too long.
01:10:45Let me help you with that.
01:10:47Eric.
01:10:50What are you doing here?
01:10:58She said a real man should do some chores.
01:11:05Oh, um...
01:11:23Forget chores.
01:11:25What are you doing?
01:11:27Elsa starts violin lessons tomorrow with Grandma.
01:11:31I thought I should do something to make Grandma happy.
01:11:36Stop, Scarlet.
01:11:37This wasn't part of the deal.
01:11:39Here's her first time for everything.
01:11:52Wait, Scarlet, you have a birthmark?
01:11:54Yeah.
01:11:57We're...
01:11:58I will see you next time.
01:11:59We'll see you next time사.
01:12:00Bye.
01:12:01We'll see you next time.
01:12:02Thanks for joining us.
01:12:03The next time...
01:12:05We'll see you next time.
01:12:07We'll see you next time.
01:12:09You go next time.
01:12:10We'll see you next time.
01:12:12You'll see you next time.
01:12:13Go baby, get back.
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