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The Hot Tempered Housewife Caught Her Husband Cheating
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00:00You and your husband are so sweet. You always remember to buy his favorite pizza.
00:05Sweet? We haven't gotten busy since Thanksgiving three years ago.
00:11Look at them. That's what we call sweet. I wish my hubby was like that.
00:17Fuck! That's actually my husband! You jerk cheating on me behind my back!
00:21Aubrey, let me explain. Wait, wait, wait! Stop!
00:30Alright, enough! Cut it out!
00:33I wouldn't have to be out here messing around if you didn't push me to do it.
00:40Look at yourself. Sloppy. You're rude. Totally unfeminine.
00:47I want a divorce. Crazy lady.
00:51Karma will get that scum back.
01:00No need for karma. I can handle this myself. Hand me the car key.
01:13Chris, Leo snuck the row you wanted.
01:16No way. Why him? I cannot understand that.
01:20He has fewer Instagram followers than me and his last movie made only a hundred million dollars.
01:25The director's looking for a guy who's totally devoted to his wife.
01:29Leo and his wife are Hollywood's poster couple for true love.
01:32But what about you? You're a 40-year-old bachelor known around town as a total playboy.
01:39What if I told everyone that I've actually been in love with one woman for all those years, but she's married and all my wild dating was just to try and forget her.
01:50You think that would lend me the role?
01:51Sounds more like excused me.
01:53That's not good enough, huh?
01:55Alright. Do I have to say she just got divorced and I'm rushing to marry her, vowing to never look at another supermodel again to prove I can be a committed guy?
02:05Now that's a story people might buy into. But the problem is you're just making this up on the spot.
02:12Alright.
02:14I wish a woman like that would just fall into my life for real.
02:19Damn it!
02:23Fuck.
02:25I'm so sorry.
02:32Are you nuts?
02:33Nuts?
02:34Is that all your men got?
02:38Yeah, I'm nuts.
02:39But you guys eat goat coke by nuts.
02:41Sleep with nuts.
02:42Have kids with nuts.
02:44You are the real nuts here.
02:45No offense, but I'm Chris Roberts.
02:48I only sleep with supermodels under 25 years old.
02:54Only supermodels!
02:58Screw you fuck Chris Roberts!
03:04No offense!
03:16No offense!
03:17Shit!
03:18I sold the house.
03:19You've got till tonight to move out.
03:20Or your stuff will be thrown away.
03:22If you want to divorce me, fine!
03:27Go ahead!
03:28How dare you sell our house without my consent?
03:33I'll sue you!
03:35Think you can afford a lawyer?
03:37Don't mess with me or apply for custody for her son.
03:40A jobless housewife like you won't stand a chance.
03:43Despicable!
03:45So, you divorced?
03:47It's none of your business!
03:49Marry me.
03:57Are you insane?
03:59My car's worth 4 million dollars.
04:04You wanna talk about marriage?
04:06Or compensation?
04:12This way, ma'am.
04:17Watch us stop, ma'am.
04:25Welcome, ma'am.
04:29What?
04:36Wow.
04:37So it's your house at 5 Central Avenue.
04:40I've seen it in a magazine.
04:42What?
04:43What?
04:44What?
04:45What?
04:46What?
04:47What?
04:48What?
04:49What?
04:50What?
04:51What?
04:52What?
04:53What?
04:54What?
04:55What?
04:56So, I get a room like this for a fake marriage?
04:59No.
05:00This is for Elizabeth, my dog.
05:02Yours is upstairs.
05:03Bigger and better.
05:05Forget that.
05:06Come sign the contract.
05:10Sign this, and you will be my wife.
05:13Sorry, what's your name again?
05:15Aubrey.
05:16Okay.
05:17Aubrey, listen to me.
05:19I love you for more than ten years.
05:22I heard that you're divorced.
05:24So, I popped the question right away.
05:28What? Really?
05:29Are you kidding me?
05:31Aubrey, this marriage is just for show.
05:34I hope you won't catch real feelings for me.
05:38Relax.
05:39Not falling for you as easy as drinking and eating.
05:41Great.
05:42That's amazing.
05:43Once I secure the role and back that Oscar,
05:46we'll part our ways smoothly.
05:51So, we stuck together until we win an Oscar?
05:53Oh.
05:55Might as well say, so that do us a part.
05:58Don't worry about that.
05:59I'm going to pay you an acting salary.
06:02The same as I do with my models and actors.
06:04You're Chris Roberts.
06:06Those actresses must earn a fortune.
06:09Considering our attitude, I'm going to go with minimum wage.
06:12Usually, they pay around 500 grand.
06:14And now, 150K.
06:16That's enough for you.
06:19Per year?
06:19Per month, of course.
06:21Per month, of course.
06:34So, you have a son?
06:36Don't get me wrong.
06:37Just want to know more about my wife.
06:39Per month, of course.
06:44Yeah.
06:46His name is Luke.
06:47He's nine.
06:49In summer camp,
06:51unaware of the divorce.
06:52Good lord
07:02That looks calorie packed
07:04First, it's not for you
07:07Second, I hate when people reduce food to calories
07:10Jeez, touchy
07:13It'll make my loving you seem even more dramatic
07:16Keep that up
07:18Another thing, clear your schedule for tomorrow
07:20We're meeting the director
07:22Already?
07:24This is your first time stepping out as my wife
07:27And I really want you to take it seriously
07:28Need to dress up nicely, alright?
07:31Because it's gonna be the first time that you're gonna act as my wife
07:34Come on, this top I'm wearing is like from the supermarket
07:38We'll solve this problem right now
07:40Hey Brad
07:42Didn't you say you could transform any woman?
07:48Oh my god
07:50I didn't expect this to be such a huge project
07:54But luckily, I'm Hollywood stylish
07:56Alright girls
07:57Let's get going
07:59Right here
08:02I got it
08:03Are you okay please?
08:13Watch out, please calm down
08:15Can you sit up back here?
08:16Sit down
08:17Get back here
08:17Oh my god
08:18Oh my god
08:18Are you okay, baby?
08:25Are these ladies' fashion pieces worth the expense for her?
08:30She's my wife now
08:31So yes, it's worth it
08:33Hmm
08:34Hmm
08:35Baby Ro
08:36I did my best today
08:38Remember
08:39Rome wasn't built in the day
08:41How do I look?
08:58Wow
08:58You're the most beautiful you have ever seen
09:01Wow
09:02You sure ain't sure of that ass
09:06Why aren't you closing the Victoria's Secret show this year?
09:10Julia
09:11Your acting skill surpassed mine
09:13That's what handling a big star does to me
09:16Let's go, girls
09:18Thank you so much, guys
09:19No problem, baby
09:21Jeez
09:23How did I not realize my backside has such potential?
09:27Just like Kardashians
09:29Guess you regret this fake marriage now, huh?
09:33God is fair
09:34Though he didn't bless you with a fury physique
09:37He gave you unbridled confidence
09:39Wow
09:44You're totally gonna nail that role now
09:46We look so perfect together
09:48It's a match made in heaven
09:50No, no, no
10:02There's no spark between you two
10:04You don't love your wife at all
10:06I'm sorry that I can't give you this role
10:08But we haven't even started talking
10:11You know the lot talk is about feeling
10:13I don't feel your love for her
10:15He's crazy
10:18He's crazy about me
10:18The moment I was divorced
10:20He swooped in with a helicopter proposal
10:22I love you, baby
10:25That's because I just can't wait to spend the rest of my life with you
10:29Come back to me
10:35Are you sure he's top Hollywood's director and not some charlatan?
10:44Yes, but he did catch you rolling your eyes at me
10:46Maybe it's only because you ordered a cup of water and a steak?
10:50Perhaps that's to avoid your dress zipper bursting from one extra bite
10:54You guessed right
10:56Much better now
11:05Can you eat quieter?
11:15You're disturbing my reading
11:17You're married?
11:26What's up?
11:28What?
11:28Your daughter's in the hospital with a fever?
11:30Yeah, of course
11:31I can cover your shift today
11:32Where are you going?
11:35The contract doesn't require me to report my personal itinerary to you
11:39Aubrey, what are you doing here?
11:50You're not stalking me, are you?
11:52Listen, stop harassing me
11:55Tiffany and I are engaged
11:56Sorry to disappoint you
12:00But I'm married too
12:01It's not just you who found someone new
12:03Jim!
12:05I told you she put up a front about finding someone else
12:08I do have a husband
12:12And he's hotter, wealthier, and lasts longer in bed than you ever did
12:17If he's so great
12:18When's an old timer like you still going here serving tapes?
12:22Come on, man
12:23Don't just stand there
12:24Serve us
12:25I want hot tea
12:40Jeez
12:50You trying to sculpt me?
12:55Are you satisfied now?
13:04That's better
13:04Drink up, dear
13:06Ouch
13:08This huge diamond ring makes it hard to lift my hand
13:12Check out my engagement ring from Mark
13:15It's whopping two carats
13:18I heard your wedding ring was a freebie that came with some furniture shopping, wasn't it?
13:27Wow, good for you
13:30And when you guys eventually split, you will get a nice chunk of change from selling this treasure
13:36I said half an hour when you ordered
13:48Then figured it out
13:50Wait
13:51Tub off my water
13:54Mary, you owe me a proper meal
14:02I refrain from stabbing those two for your job's sake
14:05Aubrey?
14:09Why are you waitressing?
14:11We're not really married
14:12What I do is none of your business
14:13Let's go
14:17The advertisers are waiting
14:18Keep an eye on her
14:22Make sure nobody messes with her
14:25I'm not her agent
14:26But she's my wife
14:27At least on paper
14:28Okay guys
14:29If you don't need anything else
14:30I'm gonna head out and change shifts
14:32Oh my god
14:34My ring
14:35It's gone
14:36Since you're the only one serving us
14:39I suspect you stole my ring
14:41Just because you're a bitch
14:43Doesn't mean everyone is
14:44I wouldn't even want to touch the stuff you've worn
14:48Let alone steal it
14:49Denial won't help
14:51Let's arm you somewhere
14:53See?
14:57This is proof
14:58I'm gonna have you
15:04Fired
15:05No way
15:06You're framing me on purpose
15:07Got it
15:13Get the restaurant owner over here for me
15:28Let's go
15:33Make sure
15:34I'm gonna have you
15:35You're marking me
15:36It's a
15:47Get the restaurant internally
15:48Let's go
15:49Get the right
15:51Let's go
15:53Let's go
15:53How do you
15:53Let's go
15:55How do you
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