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00:00THE END
00:30Well now, children, tonight old Uncle Tom is going to tell you the real true story about Uncle Tom Captain.
00:41Now, this is the first one of them Hollywood cartoon companies ever got the straight dope on this Uncle Tom stuff.
00:48This is the way it really happened.
00:51Once upon a time in a big city, lived a character named Simon Lee Green.
00:57He was sure enough a scoundrel.
01:07That no-account crook was just rolling in dough.
01:11And on top of that, he was two-faced.
01:17But he sure was powerful.
01:23Why, he done owned that whole town, except in one little spot.
01:28And that was your Uncle Tom's cabin.
01:31I was sure happy.
01:37But Mr. Lee Green was figuring on foreclosing the mortgage on my cabin, so he could own the whole town.
01:44He was sure a low-down snake.
01:46The first thing he'd do was go for them bloodhounds.
01:52But they was busy.
01:57So he come after me personal.
02:00And he say, if I don't have the mortgage money by 12 o'clock tonight,
02:05he gonna throw me out and take my little cabin.
02:08And, oh, me, worry, worry, I didn't have a penny.
02:13Why, starvation was staring me in the face.
02:18But I got one last hope.
02:20My only friend, little Eva.
02:26She got the scrumptious southern penthouse, you know.
02:29And that ain't all she got, neither.
02:35She say she come right over.
02:38But we can't figure nothing out.
02:40Yeah, I was sitting there worrying, fooling around with a piano.
02:44When all of a sudden it come to me.
03:01The big idea.
03:03Uncle Tom's Cabana.
03:05Yowder.
03:06We done turned our cabin into a nightclub.
03:09The place was packed.
03:11We was really coining the dough.
03:17Of course, Uncle Sam was getting his share.
03:22But Lee Gree wasn't getting his.
03:24And he's gonna do something about it.
03:30Next thing I know, he got me tied on that powder keg and lightened a fuse.
03:35And he done take every penny of that money and get out of there.
03:38But he done forgot something.
03:41It was little Eva.
03:43It was little Eva.
03:43got me double.
03:45And he got me tied on that.
03:47Then he fell down come again.
03:47Yeah.
03:48Just Für.
03:50The三 Attali
03:51y
03:52Pre- 미래
03:57Seat
04:00Carry me
04:01Back
04:02To
04:03Old
04:05Virginia
04:06That's where
04:09the cotton
04:10And the corn and taters grow
04:16There's where the birds
04:22Wobbles sweet in the springtime
04:28There's where that old docky's heart
04:36I'm long to go
04:42That's where I work
04:47Work my fingers to the bone for a master
04:50Day after day
04:53Picking corn would keep me in an awful stew
04:56Ain't nothing for a master that I wouldn't do
04:59No place on earth do I love more sincerely
05:05That old Virginia
05:08Honey, child, I don't mean Kentucky
05:12That old Virginia
05:14Virginia is the place
05:17Where I was born
05:19Wow, that done it.
05:25Now he's going to get the gal
05:42That's what he thinks
05:44But Uncle Tom
05:48How come you wasn't blowed up on that powder keg?
05:53Why, that was nothing
05:54That sweat pouring off me just naturally put that fuse out
05:57Damn, Lee Green, come at me with that machine gun
06:02But Uncle Tom
06:05Didn't them bullets kill you?
06:08Why, of course not, boy
06:09I had on my super-duper man suit
06:12Then he'd tie me on them railroad tracks
06:16And that train run over me
06:18Then he'd throw me in that sawmill
06:20And that saw
06:20But Uncle Tom
06:22Don't bother me now, boy
06:24I was really going
06:25Then he'd shove me off the top of that cliff
06:27And I'd jump on that camel
06:28Then he'd chase me with that elk
06:31Then that alligator
06:33And here come that steamroller
06:36And that PT boat
06:38And then them there rocket guns
06:40And them dire bombers
06:42And them bazookas
06:43And then that machine gun
06:44And that alligator
06:45Then all of a sudden
06:46He'd chase me up that umpire state building
06:48And push me right off the top
06:49I'd fall down 14 miles
06:53And head on the pavement
06:54And right there
06:56Is where I get mad
06:57I'd grab up that umpire state building
07:01With Lee Green up there on top
07:02And I'll throw him clean over the moon
07:05That was the end of Mr. Lee Green
07:11Uncle Tom
07:13Is you sure all you've been telling us
07:16Is the truth?
07:18Well, now, wait a minute there, boy
07:20Even it ain't the truth
07:21I hope that lightning come down
07:23And strike me dead
07:32You know, we lose more Uncle Tom, dare we?
07:40We lose more Uncle Tom, dare we?
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