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00:00What's up, everybody?

00:04I'm almost 5'7".

00:07Yeah, I'm not 5'7".

00:08I wish I was.

00:09I would not be doing comedy.

00:11Why would I need to impress people?

00:12I'd be grown, you know?

00:15But I see a 5'6", dude,

00:17I'll beat his little ass.

00:23I know what I like and what I don't like.

00:25I like girls who don't wear way too much makeup.

00:27And you can always tell,

00:28because when y'all take it off,

00:29we're just like,

00:30hey, you're an artist.

00:33And a liar.

00:36Girls are really big on traveling nowadays,

00:38but that can be tough on your pockets.

00:41That's why I only go out with girls

00:43who are here illegally.

00:46Y'all have reached your final destination.

00:49Let's go under the covers where they can't find you.

00:53I also want to say another thing, man.

00:55Don't ever leave my show thinking you learned something.

00:58I'm sorry.

00:59I know.

01:00I've been doing that before

01:01because at first of all,

01:04I'm sorry.

01:05I'm sorry.

01:06I know?

01:07I've been doing that before.

01:08I don't know that.

01:09You know, it's okay.

01:10I have to go over some of my money.

01:11I know.