00:00The Miz plotting as here we are right to action with the Queen Charlotte Flair against the Northland Nuisance in Chelsea Green who completely, and she's so exhausting with the way she does it, interrupted what was a wonderful birthday celebration that Charlotte was putting forth for Alexa Bliss right at the moment where she was about to hug her and they were going to use the F word. Friends!
00:27What a nasty creature, you truly are Joe Tess, you're almost as bad as Nicholas Aldis who has put Chelsea Green in this position.
00:35Charlotte decided the extra birthday present, she just walks right over Chelsea and then delivers a big kick.
00:40Well this is going to be a birthday booty whooping according to Charlotte Flair, here's your treat, sit back and enjoy this.
00:48The secret of herself, she just hangs her on that top rope and then comes on the attack as Charlotte chops away, getting out of the way.
00:59Charlotte Flair really is looking back to her best, it's linking up with Alexa Bliss, the weight of the world off her shoulders but right now, Chelsea Green in complete control.
01:11Chelsea just looking lovely, lilac this evening.
01:15Charlotte turns things around and gives those Flair chops and to your point, you see Alexa Bliss birthday weekend has arrived for Bliss.
01:22To your point, this incredible journey, this happy, now fan adored, energized version of Charlotte Flair with the friendship with Alexa Bliss, the partnering.
01:32Are we saying friendship, is that official?
01:34Listen, I thought they weren't using the F word, oh, they were about to hug it out a couple minutes ago before Chelsea interrupted.
01:41We don't know that the hug was ever going to be executed and we may never know the way, oh.
01:46Oh, did you see that cross body from over halfway across and then into the cover.
01:52Well that's the freak athleticism of Charlotte Flair that has led her to the greatest resume in women's wrestling history.
02:00She was on the other side of that logo was Flair.
02:03Herb is there with a major distraction, allowing Chelsea Green back on top here.
02:09Reminded you saw it moments ago, Logan Paul, Drew McIntyre against Cody Rhodes and John Cena, that's coming up.
02:14Roll up by Flair.
02:15Oh, face first.
02:16Oh, right into the turnbuckle, Wade.
02:19I don't know if that was intentional from Chelsea but it was certainly highly effective.
02:23Why not give another one for good measure?
02:25Oh!
02:27Face first, right into that second turnbuckle.
02:30Sometimes you just get a gift in this world.
02:34Would you sit down?
02:35Why are you saluting?
02:37Chelsea Green.
02:45The secret Herbis darting ringside for Chelsea Green as she has taken control of this Adwater half-match moment against Charlotte Flair.
02:57And I've just been buzzed by our producer.
02:59I need to apologize to the world for something I said a little earlier.
03:03I referred to Chelsea Green as Canada's sweetheart.
03:07She is clearly not.
03:08That was an error by me.
03:10She is, in fact, North America's sweetheart.
03:13You don't undersell our superstars when I did that.
03:17I was guilty of that.
03:18I apologize, Chelsea Green.
03:20You put forth analysis like that when three feet away from you is arguably the greatest living legend in women's wrestling from the USA.
03:30I'm not going to dispute that whatsoever.
03:32I'm a huge fan of Charlotte Flair.
03:34But Chelsea Green, she could match or even beat everything that Charlotte Flair has ever achieved in this industry.
03:42And it starts tonight with a major dub against one half of the women's tag champs.
03:48Chelsea Green, of course, the former women's United States champion, the first to win that title, held it for 131 days.
04:08And we heard the reception.
04:09Sami Zayn got a little earlier tonight, blew the roof off the place.
04:12It is an absolute disgrace that Chelsea Green did not get the same.
04:16Well, Chelsea Green came out of here and mocked the hometown NHL team that plays in the largest hockey arena in North America.
04:25When was the last time they won the Stanley Cup?
04:27I don't even want, I don't, I don't even.
04:29Legitimately, one of the original six and one of the pillars of the sport, the Canadiens.
04:35So what you're saying is they are past their sell-by date.
04:38I know for a fact they haven't won the Stanley Cup in a hell of a long time, Joe Test.
04:43I don't have the date to hand, but I know it was probably before my lifetime.
04:48AKA, they are rubbish.
04:50Now, what is not rubbish is Chelsea Green, and she is teaching these habitants, or whatever you call them.
04:57The habitant.
04:58Habitant, is that it?
04:59The Habs.
05:02Here comes Slayer, looking to rally back against Green.
05:05We're getting a masterclass from Chelsea Green tonight.
05:12Masterclass.
05:13She's doing everything right.
05:15She's completely dominating the legit greatest in history, Charlotte Flair.
05:21Charlotte can't get a single shot in.
05:25Charlotte got off to a hot start.
05:27Chelsea had that singular kickout that then sent Charlotte to the turnbuckle.
05:31came back, got her into the buckle again.
05:34Has been in control during the middle portion of this match, for sure.
05:38It's a hot start for the hot mess, but can we get a hot finish from said hot mess?
05:44Oh, not the way this is going.
05:45Boot to the jaw.
05:47Oh, not the way this is going.
06:16Now, Aldis made the match, the general manager, and here they are.
06:20Charlotte Flair is never happy, unless she's throwing down between those ropes.
06:26And what a show she is now giving here, turning this one around in a major way.
06:30Chop after chop.
06:32And this sold-out bell center is loving it.
06:3614,747 here.
06:39Oh, the walk-over clothesline.
06:43Wooing their heads off, and Charlotte Flair is loving every second.
06:48Oh, my God.
06:49And Flair with the suplex.
06:51High-angled German there.
06:53Surprisingly, Chelsea Green bouncing off.
06:56Not quite sure she's aware where she's at.
06:58You can see the dominant form of the 14-time champion, as Chelsea's able to land the kick.
07:05And Charlotte returns fire.
07:07Natural selection.
07:09Shot for shot here.
07:10Into the cover to close it out.
07:12Teach her a lesson.
07:13Oh, but the kick out, and getting the shoulder up.
07:15How good is Charlotte Flair, just riding through that storm, taking a beating for about five-plus minutes there,
07:23shrugging it off, and doing what she does best.
07:27See Alexa Bliss off to the side.
07:31Tag team partner here to support Charlotte Flair after the birthday celebration was underway.
07:37And now Charlotte runs into that big boot.
07:40Chelsea's turn to show her toughness.
07:43Criminally undersolved.
07:47Put aside the extracurriculars, and Chelsea Green is A-plus in that ring, and she's proven it tonight.
07:54Chelsea able to meet her with that right hand, and then go up top herself.
08:00And now Chelsea with Flair in position.
08:03Looking to turn things around.
08:05Superplex.
08:06And could that put Chelsea in position?
08:09And Charlotte able to get that left shoulder up.
08:14Kick out just about in the nick of time, but that was a sluggish kick out from Charlotte Flair.
08:20But if Chelsea Green can drop the hammer here, she is getting a major singles victory.
08:27You see, she looks over to Alba and Piper.
08:31What is she saying to them?
08:34They're pointing to the cake.
08:36She's ordering the giant birthday cake.
08:40This massive sheet cake for Alexa Bliss.
08:45She wants it in the ring.
08:46Like a power bar halfway through her mouth.
08:48Look at how they're serving it up.
08:50What in the world is she thinking?
08:51Tuck in Chelsea.
08:52You've earned it.
08:54Oh, no.
08:54Oh, Bliss off the apron.
08:56Wipes out the secret Hermes.
08:58Oh, she's not going to eat the cake.
09:01Somebody else is.
09:03She's going for her.
09:04Is she going unprettier into the cake?
09:06Oh, yes.
09:08Oh, no.
09:09Oh, the counter.
09:14Unprettier.
09:15And she eats the cake.
09:17How good is that?
09:20Let's just ruin Chelsea Green's diet.
09:22Oh, that's the best of all.
09:25And now she can't see to defend herself.
09:27Charlotte takes it and says,
09:29Yeah, the frosting's good.
09:31And so is a figure eight leg lock.
09:35Oh, that's just beautiful.
09:38Here is your winner as a result of submission,
09:43Charlotte Blair.
09:48How is that not a disqualification?
09:50If that was a steel chair,
09:52it would have been a disqualification.
09:54A disqualification?
09:55She's the one that brought the sheet cake into the ring.
09:58She didn't use it against her opponent, though, Charlotte.
10:01Wait a second.
10:01I used it.
10:02Those are the rules, Joe Test.
10:03Who is this referee, anyway?
10:05I've literally never seen him before in my life.
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