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00:00:00You
00:00:30Oh, excuse me.
00:00:41Fuck you.
00:00:42Language.
00:00:43Is this a family bar?
00:00:45Leah, I need you to translate something for me because I don't speak girl.
00:01:00What is it?
00:01:01I'm trying to ask this girl out, but I don't know if she's single.
00:01:04So I texted her, are you seeing anybody?
00:01:06And she says it's complicated.
00:01:08What does that mean?
00:01:09It means you've seen somebody casually.
00:01:11She wants to commit, but he doesn't.
00:01:15Hey Callie, I'm ready to settle up.
00:01:18Alright, I'll meet you down there.
00:01:30I've never seen you with glasses on.
00:01:32Yeah, she's pretty close.
00:01:34Let me see.
00:01:36Yeah, you got that naughty librarian.
00:01:39We're not going to talk about your browser history, Jill.
00:01:42Okay, let's not.
00:01:44Okay, you're all square.
00:01:46Have a good night.
00:01:47You too.
00:01:48I'll see you later.
00:01:49See you next time.
00:01:54Are you serious?
00:01:55I thought you weren't hungry.
00:01:56I'm not hungry.
00:01:57I'm snacky.
00:01:59If you weren't hungry, I would've bought you something.
00:02:01What's wrong?
00:02:02This dick hole left his tab open again.
00:02:11Wow.
00:02:12Is dick hole one word or two?
00:02:14One.
00:02:15Holy shit.
00:02:16Look at this.
00:02:17Glue hair.
00:02:18Yeah, that's a bad sign.
00:02:19Cat.
00:02:20How many cats do you count in that picture?
00:02:21I count two pictures of cats with three real cats.
00:02:22Right.
00:02:23That's what I'm...
00:02:24I don't even know.
00:02:25I see bulges where there shouldn't be bulges.
00:02:26This one's got so much hardware in her face.
00:02:27Looks like she fell asleep in a tackle box.
00:02:28She could not get around any fucking magnets, dude.
00:02:29It would rip her shit out.
00:02:30No.
00:02:31Hey, Jocelyn.
00:02:32Is it fixed?
00:02:33No.
00:02:34No.
00:02:35No.
00:02:36I don't even know.
00:02:37I see bulges where there shouldn't be bulges.
00:02:39This one's got so much hardware in her face.
00:02:41Looks like she fell asleep in a tackle box.
00:02:43She could not get around any fucking magnets, dude.
00:02:45It would rip her shit out.
00:02:47No.
00:02:57Hey, Jocelyn.
00:02:58Is it fixed?
00:03:00We have beer.
00:03:01Yes.
00:03:02Hey, Eric.
00:03:04We need to talk.
00:03:08I feel like I'm being attacked here.
00:03:09What's going on?
00:03:10So, it's Wiener Wednesday.
00:03:13It's ladies night.
00:03:14And it's also hump day.
00:03:16Don't you think we're sending a mixed message here?
00:03:18I think it's a great message.
00:03:20The wieners aren't selling.
00:03:22Sorry, but nobody wants your wiener.
00:03:25You gotta pick one to get rid of.
00:03:28All right.
00:03:29We'll get rid of Wiener Wednesday.
00:03:31I'm the captain here.
00:03:32I'll right the ship.
00:03:33Hold on.
00:03:34This was my idea.
00:03:36Look at me.
00:03:37Look at me.
00:03:38I'm the captain now.
00:03:40Get back to work.
00:03:41Hey!
00:03:42Living already?
00:03:43Uh, yeah.
00:03:44I gotta get some stuff done.
00:03:45Oh, does one of those things involve giving that guy back his phone?
00:03:48Uh...
00:03:49Uh...
00:03:50Make sure you take this with you next time.
00:04:21Uh...
00:04:22Between one and a hundred.
00:04:23Can you guess what that number is?
00:04:24Uh...
00:04:2586?
00:04:26Hey!
00:04:27You're not as dumb as you look.
00:04:28Let's go.
00:04:29Wow!
00:04:30I can't believe that happened!
00:04:32Damn!
00:04:33Where did you learn how to do that?
00:04:34Well...
00:04:35When the girls came in, my dad said I was gonna need to learn how to fight, so...
00:04:39Badass!
00:04:40Thank you!
00:04:41Dude!
00:04:42Right?
00:04:43Good job!
00:04:44Thank you!
00:04:45That was pretty awesome, right?
00:04:46Right?
00:04:47Right?
00:04:48Good job!
00:04:49Thank you!
00:04:50That was pretty awesome, right?
00:04:51Right?
00:04:52Oh!
00:04:53Oh!
00:04:54Tipple rings!
00:04:55I forgot you just got that.
00:04:56It's all good.
00:04:58Sorry.
00:04:59What are you looking at?
00:05:05Hey!
00:05:06How's it going?
00:05:07I'm too bad.
00:05:08How you doing?
00:05:09Doing pretty good.
00:05:10Isn't that the same shirt you destroyed with motor oil?
00:05:12Oh, no.
00:05:13That one's gone.
00:05:14I already tossed it.
00:05:15That same shirt over there at the Goodwill for like $5, so it works out.
00:05:18It smells kind of funky, but it works.
00:05:20You didn't wash it before you put it on?
00:05:22Well, no.
00:05:23Don't they wash it like it was before they put it on the racks?
00:05:26No?
00:05:27No.
00:05:28That...
00:05:29That's kind of bad.
00:05:30Now I feel like retroactively dirty, but...
00:05:32I'm sorry, dude.
00:05:40I don't know why it's not working.
00:05:41Uh-oh.
00:05:42It's kind of...
00:05:43What?
00:05:44The machines are becoming self-aware.
00:05:46Skynet?
00:05:47No.
00:05:48I'll be back.
00:05:49Terminator?
00:05:50Come on.
00:05:51I don't know what you're talking about.
00:05:52Oh my gosh.
00:05:57We'll go and get you out the other one.
00:05:59Alright.
00:06:04Hey!
00:06:05Hey!
00:06:06Do you need me?
00:06:07No, you're good.
00:06:08Okay.
00:06:09I'm starving.
00:06:10I've eaten all day.
00:06:11I'm eating.
00:06:12I just need some straws.
00:06:13I'm eating.
00:06:14I just need some straws.
00:06:15I'm eating.
00:06:46Hey, Kali.
00:06:49Hey, daydreaming again, aren't we?
00:06:53No.
00:07:03Yes.
00:07:10I just saw Kali fantasizing about one of our customers.
00:07:13Oh, really?
00:07:14Yeah.
00:07:15I do that too.
00:07:16Mine are a little different.
00:07:18Waitress, another beer.
00:07:22Snap at me again, motherfucker.
00:07:24Snap again.
00:07:27Oh, wow.
00:07:28Like I said, mine are a little different.
00:07:36I'm taking off.
00:07:37Do you need anything?
00:07:39Okay.
00:07:41Good to see you.
00:07:41You have a good night.
00:07:42You too.
00:07:44I'm taking off.
00:07:45All right.
00:07:46Have a good night.
00:07:47You too.
00:07:48Good game.
00:07:50Dang.
00:07:50Glad, we're closing up.
00:08:04It's time to go.
00:08:05Already?
00:08:06Where'd my friends go?
00:08:10They went home.
00:08:12If that makes sense.
00:08:14I need to get home.
00:08:19Yep.
00:08:20Can you give me a ride?
00:08:21Please?
00:08:22It's on your way.
00:08:25Okay.
00:08:26Go to the bathroom.
00:08:27Meet me back here in five minutes and I'll take you home.
00:08:30Yes.
00:08:30Yes.
00:08:31Yes.
00:08:32Wonderful.
00:08:42Do you think maybe possibly we could like maybe go burger?
00:08:50Yeah.
00:08:51We have burgers.
00:08:52Yeah.
00:08:53We have burgers.
00:08:54Yeah.
00:08:55Thanks.
00:08:56Have a good night.
00:08:57See you later.
00:08:58Damn, Mr. Cheek.
00:08:59That is a big ass burger.
00:09:03I haven't eaten anything all day.
00:09:14You better be careful.
00:09:17You're going to end up with a gut like me.
00:09:19Nah.
00:09:20I'll never get that fat.
00:09:21Oh.
00:09:22Oh.
00:09:23Oh my God.
00:09:29I'm so sorry I'm late.
00:09:30I had to take Ladd for a burger.
00:09:33My patience is almost gone.
00:09:35Well, thanks for not starting without me.
00:09:37I'm going to press play.
00:09:38Wait, wait.
00:09:39I gotta get changed.
00:09:48How many episodes do we have left?
00:09:50Next week is the season finale.
00:09:52Already?
00:09:53Yup.
00:09:54And this is the episode where they consummate their relationship.
00:09:57Wow, you just overly romanticized them having sex.
00:10:01But they deserve it.
00:10:03Yeah, they do.
00:10:18There he is.
00:10:20Yup.
00:10:20Oh, there goes the shirt.
00:10:36And the pants.
00:10:39That's a penis.
00:10:41I did not think they would show that full on.
00:10:44Did you see that grandfather clock swinging?
00:10:48Oh my God.
00:10:50Hey, don't hit me with your armpits.
00:10:53Stop.
00:10:55Stop.
00:10:56We're announcing new guidelines for every American to follow over the next 15 days.
00:11:0715 days to stop the spread initiative.
00:11:10We're going to close the bars.
00:11:11We're going to close the restaurants.
00:11:13Bars and restaurants will be closed to the public starting at the close of business tomorrow.
00:11:17The two-week freeze includes limiting restaurants to takeout only.
00:11:22Advise no gatherings of more than 10 people for the next 15 days.
00:11:26As well as venues that host either indoor or outdoor events.
00:11:46Girls, I got some bad news.
00:11:48What is it?
00:11:49Due to this coronavirus going around, they're shutting the entire country down.
00:11:52They want to shut us down for 15 days.
00:11:54What the hell?
00:11:56What are we supposed to do?
00:11:57I don't know.
00:11:57Right now, we can't even do dine-in at all.
00:11:59All we can do is take out deliveries.
00:12:00Where does that leave us?
00:12:02You have two weeks off.
00:12:03You can enjoy it.
00:12:05You can do some side jobs.
00:12:07You can file for an employment if you want.
00:12:08Believe me, this is the last thing I want.
00:12:10I mean, I can't afford to lose you guys.
00:12:12You guys can hang in there?
00:12:15I guess.
00:12:15I mean, it's just 15 days, right?
00:12:18That's awesome.
00:12:19I mean, it is just 15 days.
00:12:20I mean, hopefully it's just a bump in the road.
00:12:22So, two weeks off.
00:12:33Two whole weeks.
00:12:36What to do?
00:12:37How are you doing now?
00:12:43Doing what?
00:12:44Finding me so quickly and killing me.
00:12:46I just figure where you'd be.
00:12:48I go there and I shoot your ass.
00:12:50Okay, you're spawn killing me.
00:12:52No, I'm not.
00:12:53You just don't know the map good enough.
00:12:55I know the map perfectly fine.
00:12:58You're just always right on my ass.
00:13:01Boom.
00:13:01Gotcha, bitch.
00:13:03How are you doing that?
00:13:05I'm just that good.
00:13:07Ooh, the pizza is here.
00:13:27Shit.
00:13:28I just deleted Jocelyn's number off my phone.
00:13:31You don't remember?
00:13:32No, I have a smartphone to remember things for me.
00:13:35It's 555-420-6969.
00:13:39Come on.
00:13:41Oh, yeah.
00:13:55You ready for that downward dog?
00:13:57Yep.
00:13:58All right.
00:14:01Oh, my back.
00:14:08Oh, how bad is this one?
00:14:10Medium bad.
00:14:11Okay.
00:14:17Okay.
00:14:19I'm up.
00:14:20Okay.
00:14:22Uh-huh.
00:14:23I think I'm done for the day.
00:14:31Okay.
00:14:31Oh, you hit me in the eye.
00:14:53Like my actual eyeball.
00:14:56What the fuck?
00:14:56What the fuck?
00:15:03I am not kidding.
00:15:05His dick was as long as a CBS recedes.
00:15:08You know, I'm friends with his sister, Gisela.
00:15:14Gisela?
00:15:14Yeah.
00:15:16Did her friends call her Jizz for short?
00:15:19Oh, my God.
00:15:20You do not want to let her catch you seeing that.
00:15:23Why?
00:15:25Because then you'll have Jizz all up in your face.
00:15:29No.
00:15:30I don't want Jizz on my face.
00:15:40Isn't that kind of weird being home all the time?
00:15:43I kind of like it.
00:15:45Really?
00:15:46Yeah.
00:15:46Like, I don't have to wear a bra.
00:15:48Can finally let them breathe.
00:15:51Like, look, I don't have that red line under them anymore.
00:15:54Dude, put your boobs away.
00:15:56You are so drunk.
00:15:58I'm not that drunk.
00:16:00Yeah, you are.
00:16:01You're like lesbian drunk.
00:16:03Oh, really?
00:16:04Yeah.
00:16:05If I were to let you kiss me, you would like it.
00:16:12Hi, Tequila.
00:16:13Can I talk to Leah now?
00:16:26I'm sorry.
00:16:28It's okay.
00:16:29Get it all out.
00:16:30Thank you for taking care of me.
00:16:32Of course.
00:16:35I'm sorry if I was lesbian with you.
00:16:38It's fine.
00:16:39No apologies needed.
00:16:40Wouldn't have happened if you were ugly.
00:17:00Die, you filthy whore!
00:17:02Wait, what?
00:17:03Just go with it.
00:17:03Okay.
00:17:04For the act of incest, I will remove your sinful womb.
00:17:14Dude, gross.
00:17:16Sorry.
00:17:17You're dead.
00:17:17Ow, that's my nipple ring, bitch.
00:17:20Ow, my ass.
00:17:21That hurts.
00:17:22Good, you deserved it.
00:17:24Oh, really?
00:17:25Yeah.
00:17:26Hey, puff me.
00:17:46What are you doing?
00:18:00I'm giving you war paint.
00:18:02It's the season finale.
00:18:04We must be prepared.
00:18:07Who's drunk now?
00:18:11Me.
00:18:12Run, bitch.
00:18:29Run!
00:18:30Run!
00:18:31Torrin!
00:18:32Constance!
00:18:41Constance!
00:18:48Alive!
00:18:48Ar Wenn!
00:19:05Arrggh!
00:19:09Arrggh!
00:19:11Arrggh!
00:19:13Arrgggh!
00:19:16Arrgghh!
00:19:17I can't believe they just did that.
00:19:39They can't kill him off?
00:19:42He's the main character.
00:19:47He was...
00:19:48Hello?
00:19:51Yeah, we just finished.
00:19:52We just watched it.
00:19:53I can't believe they did that.
00:19:54It's not a way to end the season.
00:19:56I don't understand.
00:19:57How could they kill him off?
00:19:57His character had so much more to do.
00:19:59And her too?
00:20:00They just didn't care.
00:20:01They didn't want to finish his story.
00:20:03And they just let him die.
00:20:05I don't...
00:20:05It doesn't make sense.
00:20:17Holy shit.
00:20:20Hey, you want some breakfast?
00:20:22No.
00:20:24Eh, more for me.
00:20:28Hey, Eric.
00:20:30What's going on?
00:20:32Oh, it's un-fucking-believable.
00:20:33The government extended the lockdown again to all non-essential businesses.
00:20:38Bars, restaurants, freaking movie theaters.
00:20:40We're all still shut down.
00:20:42So we can't open?
00:20:44Not even close.
00:20:45OSCC, they're going to find me or they're going to shut me down if I try to stay open.
00:20:48Shit.
00:20:49What are we going to do?
00:20:51Honestly, I don't know.
00:20:53We're just taking it one day at a time right now and just trying to make it through this.
00:20:56So our industry, our livelihood, is being overtly targeted and we can't do anything about it?
00:21:03This is fucking bullshit.
00:21:06Pawn shops, big box stores, they get to stay open.
00:21:09But what about the rest of us?
00:21:10I don't know.
00:21:11All I can say at this point is, please, please tell me, girls, you guys filed for your unemployment benefits.
00:21:16How far in debt are we right now?
00:21:34Well, we're two months behind rent.
00:21:37The car is one missed payment for being repoed.
00:21:40Add food and utilities.
00:21:42And we need about five grand.
00:21:43That's just to be caught up on everything.
00:21:45We'll need more depending on how soon we can get unemployment.
00:21:49I've literally been calling all day and they're busy every time.
00:21:52It's like everyone's calling at the same time trying to get benefits set up.
00:21:56How is it that you just can't file for unemployment online?
00:22:00Yeah.
00:22:00So stupid.
00:22:02Hey, I think I found something.
00:22:05A job?
00:22:06Yeah, the Census Bureau is hiring.
00:22:11During a pandemic?
00:22:13Weird.
00:22:14What kind of job is it?
00:22:17It says here you go door to door and collect economic and demographic information and submit the data.
00:22:24That's it?
00:22:25Yeah.
00:22:26Sounds easy.
00:22:28What's the pay?
00:22:31Oh shit, 20 bucks an hour.
00:22:33How has this job not been taken yet?
00:22:36I don't know, but we need to go right now and apply.
00:22:38Yeah, let's go.
00:22:39Well, this isn't going anywhere.
00:22:45Well, now what?
00:22:47We can always go ask Jocelyn if we can borrow her car.
00:22:50How far away is it?
00:22:51Just a couple blocks.
00:22:53Alright, guess we're walking.
00:22:54Let's go.
00:22:55Let's go.
00:22:55Let's go.
00:22:57Weird.
00:23:10Her car is here.
00:23:12Yeah.
00:23:14Can you see anything?
00:23:16Huh.
00:23:17Looks like there's something covering the glass.
00:23:19Okay.
00:23:20Let's go to the side door.
00:23:21Yeah.
00:23:27Aw, thank you for the tip, Mr. Pickle Tickle.
00:23:33Thank you?
00:23:35Who was that?
00:23:37Dr. McCuge.
00:23:39Aw, thank you, Dr. McCuge.
00:23:45You want me to do what?
00:23:47Again?
00:23:49Okay, fine.
00:23:50This is the last time.
00:23:57Hey there.
00:24:03BRB boys.
00:24:05How did you get in here?
00:24:07Well, we tried knocking, but you didn't answer, so we went around the side door.
00:24:10What is all of this?
00:24:12Girls gotta make a living somehow, right?
00:24:15It started a few months ago, and it wasn't that great.
00:24:18But now that everyone's staying at home, it's given my channel a chance to grow, and I'm super popular now.
00:24:25So, we kind of need to borrow your car for a few days, if that's okay.
00:24:30Of course.
00:24:31I have been working remotely.
00:24:33I haven't even had to use it for a few days.
00:24:42That's the second dick I've seen recently.
00:24:45Technically, that's a dildo.
00:24:49There you go.
00:24:50I was supposed to take it into the dealership for some factory recall or something like that, so.
00:24:57But whatever.
00:24:58As long as you bring it back with the full tank gas, it's totally fine with me.
00:25:01Okay, thanks.
00:25:02Yeah, no problem.
00:25:03I missed you guys.
00:25:04We missed you too.
00:25:06I wanted to give you a hug, but you're a little erect at the moment.
00:25:11Oh, yeah.
00:25:12I'll just tuck that.
00:25:13Thanks again, girl.
00:25:18We love you.
00:25:18No problem.
00:25:19I love you too.
00:25:21Thanks again.
00:25:24Okay.
00:25:25It looks like everything's in order.
00:25:27So, paperwork is filled out and signed.
00:25:33Okay.
00:25:34We just need to issue you a route.
00:25:35So, first, let me give you your lanyards.
00:25:40Oh, you'll wear these.
00:25:45So, we don't have a lot of available routes and desired locations.
00:25:50However, I do have one on South Columbus Street, Dakota, Manzanita, and Diamond Street.
00:25:57I don't know how comfortable I feel working in those areas.
00:26:01Yeah, are you sure you don't have any other routes?
00:26:06I don't.
00:26:08However, because of the current unprecedented times, the state is actually offering pay incentives,
00:26:16which makes this $25 an hour.
00:26:20We'll take it.
00:26:25Hi there.
00:26:26Good afternoon.
00:26:27My name's Leah.
00:26:28This is Callie.
00:26:29We're with the Census Bureau.
00:26:30Can we ask you a few questions?
00:26:31Sure.
00:26:33Okay.
00:26:34What's your age and employment status?
00:26:36I'm 57 and retired.
00:26:38Okay.
00:26:38Any relatives or a spouse living with you?
00:26:41No.
00:26:41My kids are grown and my husband's dead.
00:26:44Oh, I'm so sorry.
00:26:46Don't be.
00:26:46He's such an asshole.
00:26:48Treating me like shit.
00:26:49So, one night, I just decided to poison his TV dinner.
00:26:51Still to this day, nobody knows.
00:27:00You guys can keep a secret, right?
00:27:01I'm just kidding.
00:27:09Holy shit.
00:27:10You guys.
00:27:11Oh, you gotta look like you're going to shit your pants.
00:27:16Okay.
00:27:16So, one last question.
00:27:19How long have you lived here?
00:27:2032 years.
00:27:22Long enough to see it go to shit.
00:27:24Well, that's all of our questions.
00:27:26We appreciate your time.
00:27:28Hey, you guys want a cookie?
00:27:30No, thank you.
00:27:30Hi.
00:27:43What do you want?
00:27:45Hi, I'm Callie.
00:27:46This is Leah, and we're with the Census Bureau.
00:27:48We just wanted to ask a few questions.
00:27:50What kind of questions?
00:27:52Well, first, how many family members live here?
00:27:54Okay.
00:27:59What's going on, brother?
00:28:07These two girls came around and started asking questions about our family and shit.
00:28:11We're with the Census Bureau.
00:28:13We just collect data.
00:28:15Who told you to collect data on our family?
00:28:17It's just from some list we were given.
00:28:19Who gave you the list?
00:28:20ICE?
00:28:21INS?
00:28:21No, no.
00:28:22I think there's been some kind of misunderstanding.
00:28:25The data that we collect is for the city.
00:28:27They give it to lawmakers for policies and stuff.
00:28:31Like immigration?
00:28:32No.
00:28:34No.
00:28:35I mean, at least I don't think so.
00:28:37It's just whatever information you want to give us.
00:28:40Look, we don't care about your status, and we don't have to even ask any more questions,
00:28:44so we're just going to go.
00:28:46No, you're not going nowhere.
00:28:48Hey, hey, hey, hey.
00:28:49Stop.
00:28:50Stop.
00:28:50No.
00:28:50What are you doing?
00:28:51What are you doing?
00:28:52What are you doing?
00:28:53Put the knife away.
00:28:55And you, give me the pistol.
00:28:56What's the matter with you guys, you mansos?
00:29:00Apologize right now.
00:29:01Rita, Miguel, this is why you're single.
00:29:03Andale, Miguel.
00:29:04Apologize.
00:29:05I'm sorry for my actions.
00:29:06Please forgive me.
00:29:07You too, Tomas.
00:29:08Andale.
00:29:09I apologize.
00:29:10Can you forgive me?
00:29:12Apology accepted.
00:29:14I am so sorry.
00:29:15Bless you girls.
00:29:16They're really, really are good boys, okay?
00:29:21You guys, they're just a little bit scared right now with everything and a little edgy,
00:29:26okay?
00:29:26So you girls go have a good day and everything, okay?
00:29:30Oh, by the way, they are single.
00:29:32I have a boyfriend.
00:29:33I have a boyfriend.
00:29:34So pretty.
00:29:36So pretty girls.
00:29:37Oh my goodness.
00:29:38Okay, you go have a very nice day.
00:29:40God bless you.
00:29:42Okay, goodbye.
00:29:43God bless you.
00:29:45Goodbye.
00:29:45That's it.
00:29:48No more.
00:29:49I'm done.
00:29:50Oh, come on.
00:29:51We've only gone to two houses in $25 an hour, remember?
00:29:56I don't care.
00:29:57Literally everyone in this neighborhood is a fucking psycho.
00:30:00Not everyone is going to be like that.
00:30:03We probably just got off to a bad start.
00:30:05Come on, let's go to the next house.
00:30:06I'm sure it won't be bad.
00:30:08Fine.
00:30:09But if one more person confesses to murder, tries to kidnap us, or does literally anything
00:30:14else crazy, I'm done.
00:30:21Get the hell out of here and take your China virus with you!
00:30:25I'm not a runner!
00:30:33Okay.
00:30:35Thanks.
00:30:37Bye.
00:30:39Finally got everything set up with unemployment.
00:30:42Everything set up.
00:30:44It's going to be four months before we start receiving benefits.
00:30:47Four months?
00:30:49I don't think there's a job out there that's going to pay enough to make ends meet before
00:30:53then.
00:30:54What we really need is something with a large payday.
00:30:58Something under the table, off the grid, untaxable.
00:31:03All that stuff.
00:31:03We could always go see a friend.
00:31:10Yeah, we could go see a friend.
00:31:14Let's just go do it tomorrow.
00:31:19Okay.
00:31:19Come in.
00:31:35Yeah, let's do this.
00:31:37All right.
00:31:38All right.
00:31:38Cool.
00:31:39Unusual?
00:31:41Ain't no usual.
00:31:42I'll give you the good shit.
00:31:43Come on.
00:31:44More.
00:31:45Leave me dry.
00:31:45Yeah, that's what I thought.
00:31:46You know better.
00:31:48Holler.
00:31:51What's up, friend?
00:31:53Hey, girl.
00:31:54What's up?
00:31:55Hi.
00:31:56So let me guess.
00:31:58You're here because you need something, right?
00:32:00We need a job.
00:32:01Something that pays good and soon.
00:32:04Damn, what's the rush?
00:32:06Well, the restaurants are all closed, so we can't work.
00:32:09We're behind on everything, and if we don't come up with some money soon, we're going to be homeless.
00:32:14Shit, I can't even hook you up, my porn guy.
00:32:17No.
00:32:18You got anything a little more PG-13?
00:32:22Find someone that don't play by PG-13 rules, you know what I mean?
00:32:26Okay, fair, but can you at least try to think of something?
00:32:30I ain't going for a second.
00:32:35I think I know someone.
00:32:37Give me a minute.
00:32:39Grab a beer.
00:32:39I'm getting nervous.
00:33:01Don't be.
00:33:01Everyone who's ever used this guy has never had a problem.
00:33:05I hope you're right.
00:33:06I am.
00:33:09Dang, I just hooked y'all up.
00:33:14You lucky.
00:33:15You real lucky.
00:33:16Great, what is it?
00:33:18It's his wealthy dude, right?
00:33:20He hasn't had female company in a long while.
00:33:22If we said no to porn, what makes you think we're going to say yes to prostitution?
00:33:27Whoa, let me finish, bitch.
00:33:29You ain't going to be fucking a dude who's a paraplegic.
00:33:31This shit doesn't even work.
00:33:33All you got to do is be sweet and sexy and dance for him for a little bit.
00:33:38$500 a piece is to pay.
00:33:41Just dancing?
00:33:43Nothing else?
00:33:44Hey, look.
00:33:45Y'all figured that shit out.
00:33:46I just hooked you up with a broke dick.
00:33:48You're welcome.
00:33:49You just make sure he's happy when you're done.
00:33:52We good?
00:33:52A thank you, friend?
00:33:58Thanks.
00:34:00Ungrateful, bitches.
00:34:02So, how do we get paid?
00:34:04You rented the service, client paid me, and I pay y'all.
00:34:08So, if he has a broke dick, what's he even into?
00:34:12He's a Yellowstone fan, so dress up like a couple of buckle bunnies.
00:34:17Buckle bunnies?
00:34:18I unfortunately know what that is.
00:34:21Okay, I'll text y'all the details.
00:34:23Be there at 9 p.m. tonight.
00:34:26Okay.
00:34:30I cannot believe we're doing this.
00:34:34Won't be any different than when you did the Hoedown Showdown on Country Night.
00:34:37Oh, yeah!
00:34:39Oh, my God, get ahead!
00:34:41Oh, my God!
00:34:42Oh, my God!
00:34:43That was a mistake.
00:34:47I don't know what I was thinking.
00:34:50Let's just get this over with.
00:34:52I got some of our favorite music on the speaker.
00:34:55This reminds me of a movie I saw one time.
00:34:58How so?
00:35:00Well, this husband hires his wife to, like, secretly dance for him.
00:35:04Only, she doesn't know that he's a spy.
00:35:07Then they get interrupted by a bunch of bad guys, and a nuclear bomb goes off.
00:35:13What are you talking about?
00:35:17Oh, showtime.
00:35:19Not a word of this to anyone ever.
00:35:23Not a word.
00:35:24Ready for your private rodeo, cowboy?
00:35:54Not a word.
00:35:55Stop and bake into your masked待機, don't know what I was thinking.
00:35:56Keep coming up with your friends.
00:35:58Here we go.
00:35:59Seeber in the dead man.
00:36:01All right.
00:36:02Let's eat.
00:36:03Maybe a dog.
00:36:04Let's eat.
00:36:05Not a word.
00:36:07I got some food to you.
00:36:07And you notice that there is a snake.
00:36:08지금 about a word of this to you.
00:36:11Just find out anyone else.
00:36:12Ask him to hear that.
00:36:14You notice or say anything.
00:36:15You notice a gear or anything.
00:36:17They put your vote oncoming fire.
00:36:21You notice the thing.
00:36:22只f.
00:37:26Hey, dude?
00:37:30Are you okay?
00:37:32Hey, dude.
00:37:33Fuck.
00:37:34I don't think he's breathing.
00:37:36Oh, no.
00:37:38No.
00:37:39How?
00:37:47How is my client dead?
00:37:51Well, it's not exactly our fault.
00:37:53He was alive before you showed up.
00:37:55You arrived.
00:37:56Now he's dead.
00:37:57So, because we're too hot and his shitty heart couldn't take it, we're at fault?
00:38:02We did everything we were asked to do.
00:38:04We should still get paid.
00:38:06I can't collect money from the dead.
00:38:08So, we did all of that for nothing?
00:38:11Yeah.
00:38:12Is there another job we can do?
00:38:15No.
00:38:16So you can fuck that up too?
00:38:18Well, how about a job that doesn't involve someone already circling the drain?
00:38:23You're funny.
00:38:24You know that?
00:38:26Contact this dude I know.
00:38:29His name is Jean.
00:38:30He'll hook you up with a job.
00:38:32Thanks, friend.
00:38:48So, you're Jean?
00:38:50Yes, I am Jean Bon Jovi.
00:38:53Say again.
00:38:54Jean Bon Jovi.
00:38:57Dude, your name is Jean Bon Jovi?
00:39:00No.
00:39:01No, no, no.
00:39:02It is Jean Bon Jovi.
00:39:03I was bullied about that as a child and I will not tolerate mockery.
00:39:07Hey, hey, sorry.
00:39:08Kelly gets confused sometimes of her prescriptions.
00:39:11It's bad medicine.
00:39:14Okay.
00:39:15I understand.
00:39:17I'm sensitive and I do not want to frighten you off.
00:39:20No worries.
00:39:21We weren't going to run away.
00:39:24May I offer you a drink?
00:39:26Nope.
00:39:27Just to hear about the job.
00:39:28Okay.
00:39:29Let me tell you.
00:39:30Does the job involve anything illegal?
00:39:34Yes.
00:39:36And no.
00:39:37Does it matter?
00:39:38You need the money, no?
00:39:40I need the law I'm okay with.
00:39:42I just don't want a police bulletin of us reading.
00:39:44Wanted dead or alive.
00:39:45Nice.
00:39:48So, do you want to hear about the job?
00:39:50Of course.
00:39:51Shit's been crazy and right now we're just living on a prayer.
00:39:54Good one.
00:39:56So, here's the scoop.
00:39:58I am going to a divorce.
00:39:59I'll have my assets remain frozen until there is a settlement made with that bitch of an ex-wife.
00:40:05You know we're not assassins, right?
00:40:07We don't kill spouses.
00:40:09No, of course not.
00:40:11It's not what I want.
00:40:12I do have a soul.
00:40:14I just want you to go to my business.
00:40:16Open my safe.
00:40:18Get my father's gold collectible coins.
00:40:20That bitch should not get half of them.
00:40:24That's it?
00:40:25Just get the coins from your safe?
00:40:27That's it?
00:40:28Easy, no?
00:40:29Why can't you just do it?
00:40:36It's bullshit.
00:40:37She says I'm leaving you.
00:40:39So I get mad, I throw a glass against the wall.
00:40:42I think it's always standing out there.
00:40:44Blah, blah, blah, blah, blah.
00:40:46How's the rest?
00:40:49How much is the pay?
00:40:51Does a thousand each sound good?
00:40:53I'm cool with it.
00:40:54You cool, Kelly?
00:40:55Yeah, if we pull this off, I'll be sleeping in a bed of roses.
00:41:00So, I will text you with the information you will need.
00:41:04The address, the alarm code.
00:41:06Now, I need this done by tonight.
00:41:09I can trust you, yes?
00:41:11Totally.
00:41:12Keep the faith.
00:41:14We got this.
00:41:15I'll be there for you.
00:41:18Be careful.
00:41:19Stay safe, ladies.
00:41:20Always.
00:41:21Always.
00:41:23And if shit goes sideways, we'll go down in a blaze of glory.
00:41:51That bulge is huge.
00:42:06Yeah, this place used to be a bank.
00:42:13What are you doing?
00:42:14I have a combination on my phone.
00:42:16I already know it.
00:42:17Okay.
00:42:21I'm gonna pick it up.
00:42:22I'm not gonna pick it up.
00:42:23I'm gonna pick it up.
00:42:27And done.
00:42:28Cool.
00:42:29Cool.
00:42:51This might be the easiest job ever.
00:42:55Yeah.
00:43:03Is this okay?
00:43:04It's alright. I just play on my phone all night.
00:43:07The alarm is set. What the hell?
00:43:16Yeah, I armed it now. Just don't open any doors before you go.
00:43:21Please, officer. I don't want to go to jail.
00:43:40Freak out, baby.
00:43:41Are you recording?
00:43:42Yeah.
00:43:43I may have to handcuff you for my own safety.
00:43:47I completely understand.
00:43:50Ooh, is that your baton?
00:43:53No.
00:43:54No.
00:43:55Ooh.
00:43:56Ooh.
00:43:57Ooh.
00:43:58Ooh.
00:43:59Oohh!
00:44:01Ooh.
00:44:02Ooh.
00:44:03Ooh!
00:44:04Ooh.
00:44:05Ooh.
00:44:06Ooh.
00:44:08I'm going to get on the desk.
00:44:38Oh, show me your baton!
00:45:08Oh my god, Mr. Security guy.
00:45:11Dude, someone's gonna need a strip search.
00:45:15I've been a naughty girl.
00:45:19Oh my god, I can't believe we saw that. Best thing ever.
00:45:24She was like actually in the hallway.
00:45:26She was so ready for it.
00:45:28I wonder how many chicks he gets that way.
00:45:31Oh, I love this song, actually.
00:45:34Ready? Ready.
00:45:36Gonna hit the beat.
00:45:50I think I know what that recall was about.
00:45:54I swallowed my gum.
00:46:04Very nice, very nice, very nice.
00:46:10Well done, ladies.
00:46:12Yeah, piece of cake.
00:46:14Payment as promised.
00:46:17Yeah, thank you.
00:46:18This is lovely. Can you feel the love?
00:46:20I'm in between relationships right now, so I'm kinda in and out of love.
00:46:26It's because you give love a bad name.
00:46:28No, no, no, no, no.
00:46:30Look, you're a very lovely girl.
00:46:32And I am sure you're going to make some man happy.
00:46:36Or woman.
00:46:37So, you got another job for us?
00:46:43Perhaps.
00:46:45You two will probably clean up good.
00:46:48Can you serve cocktails?
00:46:49Uh, yeah.
00:46:50That's kind of our wheelhouse.
00:46:52But restaurants are all shut down.
00:46:54This is no restaurant.
00:46:55This is a private club.
00:46:57Where is it?
00:46:58It is a secret.
00:47:00Only members know.
00:47:01But, I could have a driver come pick you up at my business.
00:47:06Yeah, how much does it pay?
00:47:08That depends on how good you are.
00:47:10The club pays well.
00:47:12And of course you'll get tips from the wealthy mentors.
00:47:14This is a place where you want to wear a little black dress.
00:47:17You want to look hotter than hot.
00:47:20We can do that.
00:47:22Good luck, ladies.
00:47:31Bye.
00:47:32Bye.
00:47:33Bye.
00:47:52Bye.
00:47:55Bye.
00:47:58Okay, driver's about a minute away.
00:48:05I hope someone doesn't drive by and think we're two high-end hookers or something.
00:48:11I'm pretty sure high-end hookers don't wait by the street at night.
00:48:14I mean, if I saw us, I'd be like, look at those two hot bitches waiting for their limo
00:48:20to take them to their high-end hooker palace.
00:48:24We are not hookers.
00:48:26We are high-end, though.
00:48:28Hell yeah, we are.
00:48:48All right, hop in.
00:48:50You want us to get in the trunk?
00:48:52Yeah, hop in.
00:48:54Why?
00:48:55Because you're not trusted to know the location, so we'll hop in.
00:48:58Can't you just blindfold us and let us ride in the back or something?
00:49:02Well, I could take this black bag, I could put it over your head, zip tie it around your
00:49:06neck, it'll screw up your hair and your makeup, you've got to breathe your own carbon dioxide,
00:49:10or you can hop in.
00:49:11All right, there you go, sit, spin, roll, got it.
00:49:20Sit, spin, roll.
00:49:23There you go, you're inside.
00:49:24Look at that, it's like I've done this before.
00:49:26Oh, sorry.
00:49:41I can't believe we're doing this.
00:49:47We're definitely crossing the Rubicon.
00:49:50The what?
00:49:52The Rubicon.
00:49:53The river in Rome that Caesar crosses his army.
00:49:56It causes a civil war.
00:49:58It means the point of no return.
00:50:00Dude, just say the point of no return.
00:50:02You don't think we're getting trafficked, do you?
00:50:11Oh my god.
00:50:12Why would you say that?
00:50:14Because if you're picking up any trafficking vibes, I'd like to know.
00:50:18We are in the trunk of a car being driven by a stranger we just met through a man named
00:50:23Bon Jovi.
00:50:24I'm getting all the vibes.
00:50:26You didn't share any reservations with me?
00:50:28I'm sorry.
00:50:29I thought we were on the same page when it came to those reservations.
00:50:33If we are getting trafficked, I'll try to escape and send you help.
00:50:37You're going to escape without me?
00:50:40Statistically, blondes are more preferred with traffickers.
00:50:43So while they're occupied with you, I might have a chance to escape.
00:50:46Occupied?
00:50:48You mean when I'm being...
00:50:50Are we there already?
00:50:53That was fast.
00:50:55I guess time happens faster in a trunk.
00:50:57That's not how time works.
00:50:59Eh, time's relative.
00:51:01How many trunks have you been in?
00:51:02How many trunks have you been in?
00:51:16You must be the newbies.
00:51:28That's us.
00:51:29The newbies.
00:51:31I'm Leah.
00:51:32This is Callie.
00:51:32All right.
00:51:34Well, mostly, these people just want to be served.
00:51:38So just continue to walk around, take drink orders, and try to be seen.
00:51:44Because you're not just servers.
00:51:46You're also I-can.
00:51:48Of course we are.
00:51:49Boss, you jerk.
00:51:59Hi.
00:52:00Got some wine here?
00:52:01Yeah.
00:52:02Yeah, and a beer.
00:52:03There you are.
00:52:05Can I get you anything else?
00:52:07I'm fine, thanks.
00:52:09Of course.
00:52:09And keep the change.
00:52:11Watch the hands.
00:52:11I'm not boarding a plane and you're not TSA.
00:52:13Sorry.
00:52:14What are you doing touching her ass?
00:52:16Sorry, I was just being polite.
00:52:18I put my hand out.
00:52:19You shouldn't be touching her at all.
00:52:21Sorry, I know.
00:52:22Next time I'll just fist bump her.
00:52:24No, you can't fist her either.
00:52:28That's not what I said.
00:52:32Oh, hey, Mike.
00:52:33Hey, Johnny.
00:52:34Hey, how you doing?
00:52:34I'm all right.
00:52:35What's going on?
00:52:36Usual.
00:52:37Good seeing you.
00:52:37You too.
00:52:39It's my friend Tommy.
00:52:40I haven't seen him in forever.
00:52:42Will push the bunker?
00:52:43Yeah, heck yeah.
00:52:43I can't do that.
00:52:44Hope you get the drink.
00:52:49Ma'am, I'll catch up with you.
00:52:50Thank you, sir.
00:52:50No problem.
00:53:07Are you shitty?
00:53:10Two bourbons?
00:53:11Me.
00:53:14Ladies, I would appreciate it if you would concentrate on the gaming room.
00:53:34That's where our VIP members are.
00:53:36Okay.
00:53:37About time.
00:53:47Hey, I was working.
00:53:49Work me.
00:53:50Ooh.
00:53:51Oh.
00:53:53Hey, what was I saying for it again?
00:53:56Don't be a little bitch.
00:53:58That's five words.
00:53:59Yo, Romeo.
00:54:09You got a moment?
00:54:11One second, though.
00:54:16Johnny, you're supposed to be telling our members of our new location.
00:54:20You need to be keeping them happy.
00:54:21Yeah, I'm about to make this member really happy.
00:54:23Yeah.
00:54:23And why are the new girls dressed up like they're going to prom?
00:54:28Oh, that's just Bon Jovi's Hayes and the new girls.
00:54:31Don't worry, they'll figure it out.
00:54:35Johnny, I need you to be professional and responsible.
00:54:39Yeah, of course.
00:54:40I got a condom.
00:54:41No, son.
00:54:42No.
00:54:43No.
00:54:43No.
00:54:43No.
00:54:44No.
00:54:44No.
00:54:44No.
00:54:46What?
00:54:46We might have to make this a little quick.
00:54:53We might have to make this a little quick.
00:55:23There you go.
00:55:52We might have to make this a little quick.
00:55:52New girls I see?
00:56:00Yes, they came recommended by one of our VIP members, John.
00:56:04Bonjour.
00:56:05Poor guy.
00:56:06You hear about his divorce?
00:56:08I did.
00:56:09Sad.
00:56:11I'm going to get a drink.
00:56:12Find you later.
00:56:13I will do that.
00:56:22You're back.
00:56:30150.
00:56:30Oh, 150.
00:56:32150.
00:56:34Show your name.
00:56:37Oh, only eight side.
00:56:39Not even a pair.
00:56:40Like a pair of balls.
00:56:44I don't funny, Shirley.
00:56:47Oh, come on.
00:56:48Buy in.
00:56:50Play some more.
00:56:50Oh, wait.
00:56:51You don't have your wallet.
00:56:53It's in your wife's purse.
00:56:55With your balls.
00:57:08That's cute.
00:57:12250.
00:57:14I'll see you 250 and raise you 400 more.
00:57:17Oh, all in.
00:57:20All in.
00:57:21Call.
00:57:29Lay it down, boys.
00:57:36Ace high flush.
00:57:38Ah, suck it.
00:57:40Come here.
00:57:40Oh.
00:57:40Oh.
00:57:41well well aren't you a pretty thing thank you you any good or just as shitty as those guys were
00:58:06i'm just hoping to have some fun you got a name pretty face jordana jordana what are you from krypton
00:58:17that lady playing poker is something else yes she is yes she's certainly earned the nickname
00:58:28shit talking shirley however she tips really well if you can stand her so this place has a casino
00:58:35somewhat people gamble with their own money with each other some with the house all gambling is
00:58:42approved or moderated by the manager though what kind of gambling whatever the members come up with
00:58:48as long as it's approved last year's super bowl was pretty interesting though
00:58:52oh
00:58:53call
00:59:02aces win the pot
00:59:09well no beginners luck for you
00:59:15i'm taking all your money and i'm sure you get boned more than i do but
00:59:23wait who's there
00:59:27are you eye raping me do you play for the other team no just thinking
00:59:44well good i'm strictly dickly
00:59:48i don't even feel bad for you i'm sure you've got plenty of guys on your
00:59:58scrotation waiting to cheer you up
01:00:01check
01:00:25all in
01:00:27really girl
01:00:34if you're in i'm in
01:00:36full house bitch
01:00:42oh i only have two pair
01:00:47give the devil her due
01:00:50oh my bad
01:00:52it was two pairs of threes
01:00:55she has four of a count
01:00:57what was my tell
01:01:02sorry
01:01:04my tell
01:01:06what was it
01:01:07you lick your teeth
01:01:11kind of like that but
01:01:13not sexy
01:01:15maybe if you didn't have a figure of a waterbed
01:01:19oh honey
01:01:24cheer up
01:01:26i'm sure you have plenty of guys coming up to you and asking
01:01:29hey
01:01:30where's your pretty friends
01:01:32hey shirley
01:01:41i had fun
01:01:46someone get this piece of shit out of here
01:02:08all right shirley you're out of here come on
01:02:11jordana i am so sorry
01:02:20you realize i'm a vip member right
01:02:24yes i understand of course
01:02:26your whole night will be on the house
01:02:28i want more discretion on the club policies
01:02:33i will make it happen
01:02:36somebody give me a fucking drink
01:02:41what is this place
01:02:53it's employment
01:02:55stay cool
01:02:56so how'd we do
01:03:07we made 800
01:03:08hey
01:03:09that's almost worth letting old guys grab my ass
01:03:12oh
01:03:13ah
01:03:16bonus titty money
01:03:17just for you
01:03:18hmm
01:03:19so
01:03:21i did the math
01:03:22the club is every saturday
01:03:24and if we keep averaging 800
01:03:27we'll have enough money to cover all of our expenses until unemployment kicks in
01:03:31but just barely
01:03:33okay
01:03:34well
01:03:35here's to us serving rich assholes in a secret james bond underground nightclub
01:03:40cheers
01:03:41cheers
01:03:55cheers
01:04:00cheers
01:04:04cheers
01:04:09cheers
01:04:10Hi guys!
01:04:12How are you today?
01:04:14Good, how are you?
01:04:16Of course, a couple glasses and wine.
01:04:18Thank you both.
01:04:20Here's that board for you.
01:04:22Enjoy!
01:04:40Tonight will be fun.
01:05:07Really?
01:05:08What?
01:05:09Have split ends.
01:05:13Thanks.
01:05:15All our money goes to the same place.
01:05:33There you go.
01:05:35There you are.
01:05:39Oh, thank you.
01:05:41There you go.
01:05:43A few olives, honey.
01:05:45Try again.
01:05:47Sorry about that.
01:05:49I'll be right back.
01:05:51I'll be right back.
01:05:57She wants two olives.
01:05:59Of course.
01:06:01I really cannot stand her.
01:06:03You're used to it.
01:06:05I'll never be seeing me again.
01:06:11There you go.
01:06:13Two olives.
01:06:15Two olives.
01:06:17Calls.
01:06:19Two hundred.
01:06:21Two hundred and you.
01:06:23two hundred and you.
01:06:25You're on top of this.
01:06:27I'm going to go to the bathroom.
01:06:29I'm going to go to the bathroom.
01:06:33I'm going to go to the bathroom.
01:06:35Okay, here you go. You're trusted with the location now.
01:06:45Thanks.
01:06:45Yep, have a good night.
01:06:48Holy shit.
01:06:49What?
01:06:51It's like a minute down the road.
01:06:53Oh, that's why the trunk times went by so fast.
01:07:05Shit.
01:07:15What?
01:07:17I just got a text that the club's not going to be open this week.
01:07:20What? We can't afford to miss a week. We need work.
01:07:24Yeah, I know.
01:07:26Grocery stores, pot shops, pawn shops, hardware stores.
01:07:30Everybody but us is open.
01:07:32Even the politicians writing these mandates.
01:07:35You know they never had to skip a paycheck.
01:07:37Is there anything I can do?
01:07:39No. I don't know what we're going to do.
01:07:43Maybe Bon Jovi has a job for us.
01:07:45No. I am so tired of running errands for shady motherfuckers.
01:07:50I would rather be out on the street than in jail.
01:07:53Well, maybe we can take out a loan.
01:07:55I have bad credit and you have no credit, which is the same thing.
01:08:01It's hard enough living paycheck to paycheck.
01:08:03And now I can't even do that.
01:08:07I'm a professional server.
01:08:09I love to entertain.
01:08:11I cater.
01:08:12I converse with my customers.
01:08:13And I'm good at it because I'm a fucking painful person.
01:08:24I'm not a lot better than living.
01:08:26And there's nothing I can do about it.
01:08:29One of Chicago's best restaurants is shutting down permanently because of the coronavirus pandemic.
01:08:56100,000 restaurants in the country could close in the next three weeks.
01:09:00Two-thirds of all the restaurants in this state could be forced to close down by the end of this year.
01:09:05They have not given us money and they have shut us down.
01:09:08We cannot survive.
01:09:09My staff cannot survive.
01:09:10What the fuck do they want us to do?
01:09:13We can't survive anymore, man.
01:09:15I can't pay the fucking bills.
01:09:17I'm behind on everything.
01:09:18And they set up a movie company right next to my outdoor patio, which is right over here.
01:09:24Tell me that this is dangerous.
01:09:28But right next to me as a slap in my face.
01:09:32I continue to follow the rules and you guys still, time after time, are giving me citations.
01:09:38A large protest erupting in Staten Island after a bar owner was arrested for refusing to comply with New York's COVID-19 regulations.
01:09:47For every single person that doesn't have unemployment, that does not have a job, and all the businesses that are going under.
01:09:54And we need your help.
01:09:56We need somebody to do something about this.
01:09:59We're all in this together.
01:10:01We'll just all start to death and death.
01:10:11Hey.
01:10:13I'm sorry about earlier.
01:10:15Don't be.
01:10:15It's okay.
01:10:16I get it.
01:10:17We're in the same boat.
01:10:19Thanks.
01:10:20I was trying to think of anything I would be good at that could help us generate a windfall.
01:10:26But I couldn't come up with anything.
01:10:28Yeah.
01:10:29I was trying to come up with something, too.
01:10:31No luck.
01:10:33Wish I was good at poker like that Jordana bitch.
01:10:36Yeah, I know.
01:10:37I was watching her play and read the other players to see if they were bluffing.
01:10:41And that's how she wins.
01:10:43She's not keeping track of the cards or she could have won several hands way earlier.
01:10:47What do you mean?
01:10:49So three hands before one of her big wins, she folded.
01:10:53She could have won at least two of them based on the cards I saw.
01:10:58What's the number to your mom's landline?
01:11:01555-646-1648.
01:11:04Why?
01:11:06And what was the exact hand Jordana had before she folded?
01:11:09She had two pairs, nines and jacks, ten high.
01:11:13Why are you asking me all of this?
01:11:15Oh my god, do you not get it?
01:11:17Get what?
01:11:18You have a photographic memory.
01:11:20What?
01:11:21Really?
01:11:23Watch.
01:11:25Ah, okay.
01:11:26Read that back to me, but from right to left.
01:11:404-9-7-2-8-1.
01:11:41Holy shit.
01:11:45Do you not know how awesome this is?
01:11:47How did you not know this about yourself?
01:11:49I don't know.
01:11:50I guess I never thought about it.
01:11:51You mean you can't remember like this?
01:11:54No.
01:11:54Well, shit.
01:11:56I have an idea.
01:11:59We take our money back to the club and you win us more at the table.
01:12:02But I've never gambled before.
01:12:04That doesn't matter.
01:12:06You know how to play.
01:12:08The betting formalities, we can look up.
01:12:10We have two weeks until the club opens again.
01:12:14Are you in?
01:12:15Yeah.
01:12:17Yeah, let's do this.
01:12:18Are you in the chips?
01:12:42I'll see you next time.
01:13:12I'm not working here anymore.
01:13:14I'm here to play.
01:13:15You would have to be a member to play.
01:13:18Can I become one?
01:13:19There is a process.
01:13:21There are dues, fees, paperwork.
01:13:25I'll cover her for tonight.
01:13:27I can make that exception since I have discretion.
01:13:30Correct?
01:13:32Yes.
01:13:33Welcome to the club, miss.
01:13:35Leah.
01:13:38Looks like it's going to be a girls' night.
01:13:39Are you sure you want to risk losing all your tit money?
01:13:44I know you'd work so hard pouring all those drinks.
01:13:47I'm just here to have some fun.
01:13:52Me too.
01:13:53Best 400.
01:14:07Calls 400.
01:14:08Are you sure you're good?
01:14:10Straight to the queen.
01:14:13Have a straight to the ace.
01:14:15Higher straight wins.
01:14:16Higher straight wins.
01:14:17Higher straight wins.
01:14:18Higher straight wins.
01:14:19Higher straight wins.
01:14:20Higher straight wins.
01:14:21Higher straight wins.
01:14:22Higher straight wins.
01:14:23Higher straight wins.
01:14:24Higher straight wins.
01:14:25Higher straight wins.
01:14:26Higher straight wins.
01:14:27Higher straight wins.
01:14:28Higher straight wins.
01:14:29Higher straight wins.
01:14:30Higher straight wins.
01:14:31Higher straight wins.
01:14:32Higher straight wins.
01:14:33Higher straight wins.
01:14:34Higher straight wins.
01:14:35Higher straight wins.
01:14:36Higher straight wins.
01:14:37Higher straight wins.
01:14:38Higher straight wins.
01:14:39Higher straight wins.
01:14:40Higher straight wins.
01:14:41Higher straight wins.
01:14:42Higher straight wins.
01:14:43That's $200.
01:15:11Raise $400.
01:15:20All in.
01:15:22Call.
01:15:23Calls all in, show your cards.
01:15:27Diamonds, a girl's best friend.
01:15:29I have three queens.
01:15:34Sorry honey.
01:15:35Flush wins.
01:15:36Oh, and I forgot, a pair of fives.
01:15:39Full house of queens over fives.
01:15:50She cheated.
01:15:51No I didn't.
01:15:52Yes, you did.
01:15:53You had a tell.
01:15:54I saw it.
01:15:55What tell?
01:15:56When you have a weak hand, you sit up straight to look more confident.
01:15:59Oh, you mean this tell?
01:16:02The tell I purposely made to fool you?
01:16:05You saw what I wanted you to see.
01:16:12Who do you think you are?
01:16:15Don't start something you can't finish.
01:16:17Oh, I'll finish.
01:16:18Trust me.
01:16:19Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, ladies.
01:16:20Calm the fuck down.
01:16:21You and me, right here.
01:16:23This is not what our establishment caters to.
01:16:27I have discretional rights.
01:16:30It's a bet.
01:16:31Double the table or nothing.
01:16:32You and me.
01:16:33I'll take that bet.
01:16:34Bring it.
01:16:35Bring it.
01:16:36Bring it.
01:16:37Bring it.
01:16:38Bring it.
01:16:39Bring it.
01:16:40Bring it.
01:16:41Bring it.
01:16:42Bring it on.
01:16:45This will start and end what I say.
01:16:49What are you doing?
01:16:53I just want us a ton of money.
01:16:55You did not have to do this.
01:16:56You did your partner.
01:16:58Now I'm doing mine.
01:16:59This is what I'm good at.
01:17:01What about your back?
01:17:02I will literally fight through it.
01:17:04I'm not going home with nothing.
01:17:06Once again, why are you resorting to violence?
01:17:08Because it's America.
01:17:09Oh.
01:17:15I don't know which one.
01:17:17You better get your bed in before the fight starts.
01:17:22Are you seriously letting this happen?
01:17:24I can use this to petition the board to have her removed.
01:17:28I'll see you.
01:17:29I'm not going to miss her.
01:17:31It won't be too bad if she loses a couple of teeth.
01:17:38Dumb with your pep talk, honey?
01:17:40I'm not your honey, but you could be my bitch.
01:17:44I grew up fighting with three brothers.
01:17:47What makes you think that you can beat me?
01:17:49Because I have a fire inside of me, fueled by years of dealing with impatient, ungrateful
01:17:55assholes like you.
01:17:56My rage is literally at surface fucking level.
01:18:01Blood.
01:18:05Begin.
01:18:06I hurt your fun bag, bitch.
01:18:14Dislaunch your IUD, bitch.
01:18:19Fuck!
01:18:28Curve your fun bag, bitch!
01:18:32Dislaunch your IUD, bitch!
01:18:42Aliyah! Back!
01:18:44Okay, is that good? Yeah, okay. Go get her!
01:19:07Yeah!
01:19:10Who headbutts this bitch?
01:19:25Oh my gosh.
01:19:28How's that million dollar smile?
01:19:31Bitch!
01:19:33You're Adrian. I did it.
01:19:48Oh no, you have head trauma. My name's Leah.
01:19:53I love you.
01:19:56You're done.
01:19:58Becca?
01:19:59Alright, come on. Pay up. Blondie won.
01:20:11I know, I know. Here's your money.
01:20:13Oh, yes.
01:20:16I need you to sign this before you're allowed to leave.
01:20:19So you don't hold it liable for damages from this little shit show.
01:20:23Ha!
01:20:31Let's go home. Let's get out of here.
01:20:34Alright, let's take a peek.
01:20:43That bad, huh?
01:20:44Yeah, let's keep this on here a little longer.
01:20:47No, no. I want to take a look.
01:20:49Okay.
01:20:51You know, that's not as bad as I thought.
01:21:01So, how much did we make?
01:21:04Well, we made enough to last well into next year.
01:21:07Plus, we'll have even more when unemployment comes in.
01:21:10We deserve this.
01:21:13Yeah, we do.
01:21:17Oooh.
01:21:20I hurt all over.
01:21:23Well, here.
01:21:25How about you focus on this?
01:21:30Come on.
01:21:32Work it, girl.
01:21:34Show me your A-game.
01:21:37Don't make me laugh at her.
01:21:40I want you to move that mouth.
01:21:42Oh, don't make me laugh.
01:21:45It hurts.
01:21:47You're cleaning this up, you know.
01:21:48No, you are, because you're not dancing.
01:21:50Oh.
01:21:51Oh.
01:21:52Oh.
01:21:54Oh.
01:22:03Hey, boss.
01:22:04New girls are here.
01:22:07Oh.
01:22:08Jean sent you?
01:22:09Hmm.
01:22:10Well, gave it away.
01:22:11Oh.
01:22:12Follow me, please, ladies.
01:22:14Come on.
01:22:16Oh, you come on.
01:22:20You're coming.
01:22:22You don't under your presence, you're are you.
01:22:26Oh.
01:22:27Oh.
01:22:28Oh.
01:22:30Oh.
01:22:38Oh, oh.
01:22:40I now pronounce you husband and wife.
01:22:51You may kiss your bride.
01:23:02What happened here?
01:23:04What happened to your face?
01:23:06Occupational hazard.
01:23:07What is going on here?
01:23:09Well, ever since the government shut the rest of us in the bars down, we had to make ends meet, so we became a chapel.
01:23:13The takeout wasn't working out, so we had to figure out other ways to make money.
01:23:17That's actually a pretty cool idea.
01:23:20Yeah, thank you. Thank you.
01:23:22So how are you two doing?
01:23:24We're good.
01:23:26Oh my god! What happened?
01:23:29We went ahead of poker and I had to beat a bitch up for our money in this secret underground James Bond-type nightclub.
01:23:36What?
01:23:36Long story.
01:23:37Oh.
01:23:39Laura, it's nice to see you.
01:23:44Oh, okay guys.
01:23:45Oh, sorry.
01:23:46Sorry, Sabrina.
01:23:48I really missed you.
01:23:52I missed you too.
01:23:54Oh, yeah.
01:23:54You look like a kid.
01:23:55Thanks.
01:23:56So we're going to hang out with you guys before we get married?
01:23:58Absolutely.
01:23:59Who said anything about us getting married?
01:24:02Hey everyone.
01:24:09Happy 4th of July.
01:24:11Leah, let's get some shots going in here.
01:24:20I'm a customer now.
01:24:21I'm not serving.
01:24:22You're leaving us?
01:24:23I got my CPA license.
01:24:25Apparently, I'm really good with numbers and memorizing tax law.
01:24:27Oh, man.
01:24:28I got a shot.
01:24:30Let's do some shots.
01:24:32Hey, hey, hey, Jocelyn, hold on.
01:24:33How about a shot for the birthday girl?
01:24:35Proud dad right here.
01:24:36How old do you turn in?
01:24:4122.
01:24:4222?
01:24:43All right.
01:24:43Ready for a birthday shot?
01:24:44Yeah.
01:24:44Okay, I'm going to have you turn around.
01:24:46Tilt your head back.
01:24:47Open your mouth.
01:24:54Hey, Jocelyn.
01:24:55Me too, me too.
01:24:56Me too.
01:25:06Me too, me too.
01:25:36Oh my god, I'm so sorry.
01:25:47Got held up at work.
01:25:48Eric formed his LLC wrong and his books are all jacked up.
01:25:52And he thought he could claim his dog as a dependent.
01:25:54Blah, blah, blah.
01:25:56I'm going to press play.
01:25:58Wait.
01:25:59Hurry up, bitch.
01:26:05Okay.
01:26:06Finally.
01:26:28The wizard.
01:26:29The wizard.
01:26:29I thought I lost you.
01:26:40Our love beat death.
01:26:43What?
01:26:44Why would you kill them off just to bring them back the next episode?
01:26:49That's bullshit.
01:26:49Fuck this show.
01:26:53Fuck this show.
01:26:53Fuck this show.
01:26:53Fuck this show.
01:26:53Fuck this show.
01:26:55Fuck this show.
01:26:57Fuck this show.
01:26:57Fuck this show.
01:26:59Fuck this show.
01:27:01Fuck this show.
01:27:01Fuck this show.
01:27:01Fuck this show.
01:27:01Fuck this show.
01:27:01Fuck this show.
01:27:02Fuck this show.
01:27:02Fuck this show.
01:27:03Fuck this show.
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01:27:06Fuck this show.
01:27:07Fuck this show.
01:27:08Fuck this show.
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