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00:00Imagine, if you will, a huge book opens up, and I, Mark Twain, step out.

00:08I'm surrounded by various tormented American writers and Satan.

00:14The light's down.

00:15The person's attempting to find a motive in this narrative, we'll be prosecuted.

00:32The person's attempting to find a moral in it, we'll be banished.

00:38The person's attempting to find a plot in it, we'll be shot.

00:45What did you want?

01:05Why, you sit here and smoke, and I'll talk again until the middle of act four.

01:15Alright.

01:20Why, you said sky.

01:21I'm speaking through the tower.

01:34What did I want right to say?

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