15 Days 2025 Comedy Drama Romance Movie

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15 Days 2025 Comedy Drama Romance Movie  The movie follows two best friends working in the service industry who need to find alternative means of income during the COVID-19 lockdown. As they navigate this challenging situation, they likely encounter various comedic situations and develop their bond.   Movie Details: Release Year: 2025  Genre: Comedy  Runtime: 90 minutes   #15Days2025, #ComedyMovie, #FriendshipComedies, #2025Movies, #NewReleases, #MovieReviews, #movies, #film, #movie, #cinema, #films, #hollywood, #actor, #s, #love, #art, #cinematography, #netflix, #horror, #actress, #moviescenes, #music, #filmmaking, #cinephile, #tv, #horrormovies, #bollywood, #comedy, #movienight, #photography, #cine, #instagood, #instagram, #director, #moviereview, #drama, #AdultMovies, #RomanceMovies, #SexMovies, #XXX, #XX,

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00:00:00You

00:00:30Oh

00:00:54Excuse me

00:00:56Fuck you

00:00:58Language

00:01:00Is this a family bar?

00:01:13Leah

00:01:14Yeah?

00:01:15I need you to translate something for me because I don't speak girl

00:01:17What is it?

00:01:18I'm trying to ask this girl out but I don't know if she's single so I texted her are you seeing anybody?

00:01:22And she says it's complicated. What does that mean?

00:01:25It means she's seeing somebody casually she wants to commit but he doesn't

00:01:31Hey Callie I'm ready to settle up

00:01:33Alright I'll meet you down there

00:01:35I've never seen you with glasses on

00:01:37Yeah it's just for up close

00:01:39Let me see

00:01:41Yeah you got that naughty librarian there

00:01:43We're not gonna talk about your browser history

00:01:45Okay let's not

00:01:49Okay you're all square have a good night

00:01:51You too I'll see you later

00:01:53See you next time

00:01:55Are you serious? I thought you weren't hungry

00:01:57I'm not hungry I'm snacky

00:01:59If you weren't hungry I'm not hungry I'm snacky

00:02:01If you weren't hungry I would have bought you something

00:02:05What's wrong?

00:02:07What's wrong?

00:02:09It was Dickel who left his tab open again

00:02:11Dickel one word or two?

00:02:13Dickel one word or two?

00:02:15One

00:02:17Holy shit

00:02:19Look at this

00:02:21Blue hair

00:02:23Nah it's a bad sign

00:02:25That's a bad sign

00:02:27That's a bad sign

00:02:29I'm hungry I'm snacky

00:02:31I'm hungry I'm snacky

00:02:33How many cats do you count in that picture?

00:02:35I count two pictures of cats with three real cats

00:02:49Right

00:02:51I don't even know

00:02:53I see bulges where there shouldn't be bulges

00:02:55This one's got so much hardware in her face

00:02:57Looks like she fell asleep in a tackle box

00:02:59She could not get around any fucking magnets dude

00:03:01It would rip her shit out

00:03:03No

00:03:13Hey Jocelyn is it fixed?

00:03:15We have beer

00:03:17Hey Eric

00:03:19We need to talk

00:03:21I feel like I'm being attacked here

00:03:23What's going on?

00:03:25So it's

00:03:27We are Wednesday

00:03:29It's ladies night

00:03:31And it's also hump day

00:03:33Don't you think we're sending a mixed message here?

00:03:35I think it's a great message

00:03:37The wieners aren't selling

00:03:39Sorry, but nobody wants your wiener

00:03:41You gotta pick one to get rid of

00:03:45Alright, we'll get rid of wiener Wednesday

00:03:47I'm the captain here, I'll right the ship

00:03:49Hold on, this was my idea

00:03:51This was my idea

00:03:53Look at me

00:03:54Look at me

00:03:55I'm the captain now

00:03:57Get back to work

00:03:59The town that I know

00:04:01There's no way to leave

00:04:03There's nowhere to go

00:04:07Stuck in the run

00:04:09Fierce and woe

00:04:11Study my steps

00:04:13Go with the phone

00:04:15Hey!

00:04:17Leaving already?

00:04:19Hey! Leaving already?

00:04:23Uh, yeah. I gotta get some stuff done.

00:04:27Does one of those things involve giving that guy back his phone?

00:04:31Make sure you take this with you next time.

00:04:35Thinking of a number between one and a hundred.

00:04:39Can you guess what that number is? Uh, 86?

00:04:43Hey, you're not as dumb as you look. Let's go.

00:04:47Wow, I can't believe that happened.

00:04:51Damn, where did you learn how to do that?

00:04:55Well, when the girls came in, my dad said I was gonna need to learn how to fight.

00:04:59So, badass. Thank you.

00:05:03Dude, right? Good job. Thank you. That was pretty awesome, right?

00:05:07Right? Oh, oh no.

00:05:11I forgot you just got that.

00:05:15What are you looking at?

00:05:19Hey, how's it going?

00:05:23Not too bad. How you doing? Doing pretty good.

00:05:25Isn't that the same shirt you destroyed with motor oil?

00:05:29Oh no, that one's gone. I already tossed it.

00:05:31I actually found the exact same shirt over there at the Goodwill for like $5.

00:05:33So it works out. It smells kind of funky, but it works.

00:05:35You didn't wash it before you put it on?

00:05:37Well, no. Don't they wash it like while I was there before they put it on the racks? No?

00:05:43No.

00:05:45That's kind of bad. Now I feel like retroactively dirty.

00:05:49I'm sorry, dude.

00:05:51I don't know why it's not working.

00:05:57Uh oh. It's Skynet.

00:05:59What?

00:06:00The machines are becoming self-aware. Skynet?

00:06:03No.

00:06:04I'll be back. Terminator? Come on.

00:06:06I don't know what you're talking about.

00:06:07Oh my gosh.

00:06:09We'll go and get you out the other one.

00:06:15Alright.

00:06:21Hey!

00:06:22Hey!

00:06:23Do you need me?

00:06:24No, you're good.

00:06:25Okay. I'm still starving. I haven't eaten all day.

00:06:27Keep eating. I just need some straws.

00:06:39Alright.

00:07:01Cowley!

00:07:03Cowley!

00:07:04Hey, daydreaming again, aren't we?

00:07:09No.

00:07:19Yes.

00:07:26I just saw Callie fantasizing about one of our customers.

00:07:29Oh, really?

00:07:30Yeah.

00:07:31I do that too.

00:07:32Mine are a little different.

00:07:35Waitress, another beer.

00:07:38Snap at me again, motherfucker.

00:07:40Snap again.

00:07:43Oh, wow.

00:07:44Like I said, mine are a little different.

00:07:52I'm taking off.

00:07:54Do you need anything?

00:07:55Okay.

00:07:57Good to see you.

00:07:58You have a good night.

00:07:59You too.

00:08:00I'm taking off.

00:08:01All right.

00:08:02Have a good night.

00:08:03You too.

00:08:04Good game.

00:08:06Dang.

00:08:07Glad, we're closing up.

00:08:20It's time to go.

00:08:21Already?

00:08:26Where'd my friends go?

00:08:27They went home.

00:08:30That makes sense.

00:08:33I need to get home.

00:08:35Yep.

00:08:36Can you give me a ride?

00:08:38Please?

00:08:39It's on your way.

00:08:40Okay.

00:08:42Go to the bathroom.

00:08:43Meet me back here in five minutes and I'll take you home.

00:08:46Yes.

00:08:47Yes.

00:08:49Wonderful.

00:08:49Do you think maybe, possibly, we could, like, maybe go burger?

00:09:10Yeah.

00:09:11We have burger.

00:09:12Yeah.

00:09:14Thanks.

00:09:15Have a good night.

00:09:16You too.

00:09:16Damn, Mr. T.

00:09:25That is a big-ass burger.

00:09:28I haven't eaten anything all day.

00:09:31You better be careful.

00:09:33You're going to end up with a gut like me.

00:09:35Nah.

00:09:36I'll never get that fat.

00:09:37Oh, my God.

00:09:45I'm so sorry, I'm late.

00:09:47I had to take Ladd for a burger.

00:09:49My patience is almost gone.

00:09:52Well, thanks for not starting without me.

00:09:54I'm going to press play.

00:09:55Wait, wait.

00:09:55I've got to get changed.

00:10:04How many episodes do we have left?

00:10:06Next week is the season finale.

00:10:08Already?

00:10:09Yep.

00:10:10And this is the episode where they consummate their relationship.

00:10:13Wow, you just overly romanticized them having sex.

00:10:17But they deserve it.

00:10:20Yeah, they do.

00:10:35There he is.

00:10:36Oh, yep.

00:10:36Oh, and there goes the shirt.

00:10:52And the pants.

00:10:55That's a penis.

00:10:57I did not think they would show that full on.

00:11:00Did you see that grandfather clock swinging?

00:11:04Oh, my God.

00:11:06Hey, don't hit me with your arm, bitch.

00:11:09Stop.

00:11:12Stop.

00:11:18We're announcing new guidelines for every American to follow over the next 15 days.

00:11:2315 days to stop the spread initiative.

00:11:26We're going to close the bars.

00:11:28We're going to close the restaurants.

00:11:29Bars and restaurants will be closed to the public starting at the close of business tomorrow.

00:11:34The two-week freeze includes limiting restaurants to takeout only.

00:11:38It buys no gatherings of more than 10 people for the next 15 days.

00:11:42As well as venues that host either indoor or outdoor events.

00:11:59Girls, I've got some bad news.

00:12:04What is it?

00:12:05Due to this coronavirus going around, they're shutting the entire country down.

00:12:09They want to shut us down for 15 days.

00:12:10What the hell?

00:12:12What are we supposed to do?

00:12:13I don't know.

00:12:14Right now, we can't even do dining at all.

00:12:15All we can do is takeout deliveries.

00:12:17Where does that leave us?

00:12:18You have two weeks off.

00:12:20You can enjoy it.

00:12:21You can do some side jobs.

00:12:23You can file for an employment if you want.

00:12:25Believe me, this is the last thing I want.

00:12:26I mean, I can't afford to lose you guys.

00:12:28You guys can hang in there.

00:12:29I guess, I mean, it's just 15 days, right?

00:12:34That's awesome.

00:12:35I mean, it is just 15 days.

00:12:37I mean, hopefully it's just a bump in the road.

00:12:47So, two weeks off.

00:12:49Two whole weeks.

00:12:52What to do?

00:12:53How are you doing that?

00:12:59Doing what?

00:13:00Finding me so quickly and killing me.

00:13:03I just figure where you'd be.

00:13:04I go there and I shoot your ass.

00:13:07Okay, you're spawn killing me.

00:13:09No, I'm not.

00:13:09You just don't know the map good enough.

00:13:11I know the map perfectly fine.

00:13:14You're just always right on my ass.

00:13:17Boom, gotcha, bitch.

00:13:19How are you doing that?

00:13:21I'm just that good.

00:13:23Ooh, the pizza is here.

00:13:43Shit.

00:13:44I just deleted Jocelyn's number off my phone.

00:13:47You don't remember it?

00:13:48No, I have a smartphone to remember things for me.

00:13:51It's 555-420-6969.

00:13:56Come on.

00:13:57Oh, yeah.

00:14:11You ready for that downward dog?

00:14:13Yep.

00:14:14All right.

00:14:22Oh, my back.

00:14:24Oh, how bad is this one?

00:14:26Medium bad.

00:14:28Okay.

00:14:33Okay.

00:14:35I'm up.

00:14:36Okay.

00:14:37Uh-huh.

00:14:43Gun?

00:14:46I think I'm done for the day.

00:14:47Okay.

00:14:48Okay.

00:14:49Oh, you hit me in the eye.

00:15:10Like my actual eyeball.

00:15:12What the fuck?

00:15:19I am not kidding.

00:15:21His dick was as long as a CVS recedes.

00:15:25You know?

00:15:27I'm friends with his sister, Gisela.

00:15:30Gisela?

00:15:31Yeah.

00:15:31Did her friends call her Gisela for short?

00:15:35Oh, my God.

00:15:36You do not want to let her catch you seeing that.

00:15:40Why?

00:15:41Because then you'll have Gisela all up in your face.

00:15:45No!

00:15:46I don't want Gisela on my face.

00:15:48No!

00:15:48Isn't that kind of weird being home all the time?

00:15:59I kind of like it.

00:16:01Really?

00:16:02Yeah.

00:16:03Like, I don't have to wear a bra.

00:16:05Can finally let them breathe.

00:16:07Like, look, I don't have that red line under them anymore.

00:16:11Dude, put your boobs away.

00:16:13You are so drunk.

00:16:14I'm not that drunk.

00:16:16Yeah, you are.

00:16:17You're, like, lesbian drunk.

00:16:19Oh, really?

00:16:20Yeah.

00:16:22If I were to let you kiss me, you would like it.

00:16:29Hi, Tequila.

00:16:30Can I talk to Leah now?

00:16:43I'm sorry.

00:16:44It's okay.

00:16:45Get it all out.

00:16:47Thank you for taking care of me.

00:16:49Of course.

00:16:51I'm sorry if I was lesbian with you.

00:16:54It's fine.

00:16:55No apologies needed.

00:16:57Wouldn't have happened if you were ugly.

00:16:59Die, you filthy whore!

00:17:14What?

00:17:14Just go with it.

00:17:16Okay.

00:17:16For the act of incest, I will remove your sinful womb.

00:17:30Dude, gross.

00:17:32Sorry.

00:17:33You're dead.

00:17:33Ow, that's my nipple ring, bitch.

00:17:36Ow, my ass.

00:17:38That hurts.

00:17:39Good.

00:17:39You deserved it.

00:17:41Oh, really?

00:17:42Yeah.

00:17:42Hey, puff me.

00:18:02What are you doing?

00:18:16I'm giving you war paint.

00:18:18It's the season finale.

00:18:20And we must be prepared.

00:18:23Who's drunk now?

00:18:25Me.

00:18:29Run, bitch.

00:18:45Run!

00:18:47Torrin!

00:18:49Constance!

00:18:58Alive!

00:19:05Behind you!

00:19:19No!

00:19:20No!

00:19:21No!

00:19:22No!

00:19:23No!

00:19:24No!

00:19:25No!

00:19:26No!

00:19:27No!

00:19:29No!

00:19:30No!

00:19:31I can't believe they just did that.

00:19:55They can't kill him off?

00:19:58He's a main character.

00:20:01Hello?

00:20:02Yeah, we just finished.

00:20:03We just watched it.

00:20:04I can't believe they did that.

00:20:05It's not a way to end the season.

00:20:06I don't understand.

00:20:07How could they kill him off?

00:20:08His character had so much more to do.

00:20:09They just didn't care.

00:20:10They didn't want to finish his story.

00:20:11And they just let him die.

00:20:12What was that?

00:20:13It doesn't make sense.

00:20:14What was that?

00:20:15What was that?

00:20:16What was that?

00:20:17What was that?

00:20:18What was that?

00:20:19What was that?

00:20:20What was that?

00:20:21What was that?

00:20:22What was that?

00:20:23What was that?

00:20:24What was that?

00:20:25What was that?

00:20:26What was that?

00:20:27What was that?

00:20:29Anyway not so

00:20:30Oh no!

00:20:31What was that?

00:20:33Um.

00:20:34Right away?

00:20:35Holy shit.

00:20:36How long did we get foram-

00:20:37Have you ever planned?

00:20:38How long did we get them?

00:20:39No.

00:20:40Eh, more for me.

00:20:45Hey Eric, what's going on?

00:20:48Oh, it's un-fucking-believable.

00:20:50The government extended the lockdown again to all non-essential businesses.

00:20:54Bars, restaurants, frickin' movie theaters, we're all still shut down.

00:20:58So we can't open?

00:21:00Not even close.

00:21:01OSCC, they're gonna find me or they're gonna shut me down if I try to stay open.

00:21:04Shit, what are we gonna do?

00:21:07Honestly, I don't know.

00:21:09We're just taking it one day at a time right now and just trying to make it through this.

00:21:13So our industry, our livelihood, is being overtly targeted and we can't do anything about it?

00:21:19This is fucking bullshit.

00:21:22Pawn shops, big box stores, they get to stay open, but what about the rest of us?

00:21:26I don't know.

00:21:27All I can say at this point is please, please tell me girls, you guys filed for your unemployment benefits.

00:21:37How far in debt are we right now?

00:21:49Well, we're two months behind rents, the car is one missed payment for being repoed, add food and utilities, and we need about five grand.

00:21:59That's just to be caught up on everything. We'll need more depending on how soon we can get unemployment.

00:22:05I've literally been calling all day and they're busy every time. It's like everyone's calling at the same time trying to get benefits set up.

00:22:12How is it that you just can't file for unemployment online? So stupid.

00:22:19Hey, I think I found something.

00:22:22A job?

00:22:23Yeah, the Census Bureau is hiring. During a pandemic? Weird.

00:22:31What kind of job is it?

00:22:34It says here you go door to door and collect economic and demographic information and submit the data.

00:22:40That's it?

00:22:41Yeah.

00:22:42Sounds easy. What's the pay?

00:22:47Oh shit, 20 bucks an hour. How has this job not been taken yet?

00:22:52I don't know, but we need to go right now and apply.

00:22:54Yeah, let's go.

00:23:00Well, this isn't going anywhere.

00:23:02Well, now what?

00:23:03We can always go ask Jocelyn if we can borrow her car.

00:23:06How far away is it?

00:23:07Just a couple blocks.

00:23:09Alright, guess we're walking.

00:23:10Let's go.

00:23:25Weird. Her car is here.

00:23:28Yeah.

00:23:30Can you see anything?

00:23:32Huh.

00:23:33Looks like there's something covering the glass.

00:23:35Okay.

00:23:36Let's go to the side door.

00:23:37Yeah.

00:23:46Aw.

00:23:47Thank you for the tip, Mr. Pickle Tickle.

00:23:49Thank you?

00:23:51Who was that?

00:23:53Dr. McCuge.

00:23:55Aw.

00:23:56Thank you, Dr. McCuge.

00:23:57Aw.

00:23:58Thank you, Dr. McCuge.

00:23:59You want me to do what?

00:24:02Again?

00:24:03Okay, fine.

00:24:04But this is the last time.

00:24:05Hey there.

00:24:06BRB boys.

00:24:07How did you get in here?

00:24:08Well, we tried knocking but you didn't answer so we went around the side door.

00:24:11What is all of this?

00:24:12Girls gotta make a living somehow, right?

00:24:13It started a few months ago and it wasn't that great.

00:24:14But now that everyone's staying at home, it's given my channel a chance to grow and I'm super popular now.

00:24:15So, we kinda need to borrow your credit card now.

00:24:42So, we kind of need to borrow your car for a few days if that's okay.

00:24:46Of course! I have been working remotely. I haven't even had to use it for a few days.

00:24:58That's the second dick I've seen recently.

00:25:01Technically, that's a dildo.

00:25:06There you go.

00:25:07I was supposed to take it into the dealership or some factory recall or something like that, so...

00:25:13But whatever. As long as you bring it back with spulting gas, it's totally fine with me.

00:25:17Okay, thanks.

00:25:18Yeah, no problem.

00:25:19I missed you guys.

00:25:20We missed you too.

00:25:22I had to give you a hug, but you're a little erect at the moment.

00:25:27Oh, yeah. I'll just tuck that.

00:25:33Thanks again, girl. We love you.

00:25:35No problem. I love you too.

00:25:37Thanks again.

00:25:40Okay.

00:25:41It looks like everything's in order.

00:25:43So, paperwork is filled out and signed.

00:25:49Okay.

00:25:50We just need to issue you a route.

00:25:53So, first, let me give you your lanyards.

00:25:56Oh, you'll wear these.

00:25:58So, we don't have a lot of available routes and desired locations. However, I do have one on South Columbus Street, Dakota, Manzanita, and Diamond Street.

00:26:13I don't know how comfortable I feel working in those areas.

00:26:17Yeah, are you sure you don't have any other routes?

00:26:20I don't.

00:26:21However, because of the current unprecedented times, the state is actually offering pay incentives, which makes this $25 an hour.

00:26:35We'll take it.

00:26:36Hi there. Good afternoon. My name's Leah. This is Callie. We're with the Census Bureau. Can we ask you a few questions?

00:26:48Sure.

00:26:49Okay. What's your age and employment status?

00:26:52I'm 57 and retired.

00:26:54Okay. Any relatives or a spouse living with you?

00:26:57No. My kids are grown and my husband's dead.

00:27:00Oh, I'm so sorry.

00:27:02Don't be. He's such an asshole. Treating me like shit. So, one night I just decided to poison his TV dinner.

00:27:08Still to this day, nobody knows. But you guys can keep a secret, right?

00:27:23I'm just kidding. Holy shit. You guys. Oh, you gotta look like I could shit your pants.

00:27:29Okay. So, one last question. How long have you lived here?

00:27:3632 years. Long enough to see it go to shit.

00:27:40Well, that's all of our questions. We appreciate your time.

00:27:44Hey, you guys want a cookie?

00:27:46No, thank you.

00:28:00What do you want?

00:28:01Hi, I'm Callie. This is Leah and we're with the Census Bureau.

00:28:04We just wanted to ask a few questions.

00:28:06What kind of questions?

00:28:08Well, first, how many family members live here?

00:28:22What's going on, brother?

00:28:23These two girls came around and started asking questions about our family and shit.

00:28:26We're with the Census Bureau. We just collect data.

00:28:30Who told you to collect data on our family?

00:28:32It's just from some list we were given.

00:28:35Who gave you the list? ICE? INS?

00:28:37No, no. I think there's been some kind of misunderstanding.

00:28:41The data that we collect is for the city. They give it to lawmakers for policies and stuff.

00:28:46Like immigration?

00:28:48No. No. I mean, at least I don't think so. It's just whatever information you want to give us.

00:28:56Look, we don't care about your status and we don't have to even ask any more questions, so we're just gonna go.

00:29:01No, you're not going nowhere.

00:29:03Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Stop! Stop! No! What are you doing?

00:29:07What are you doing? What are you doing? What are you doing?

00:29:09What are you doing? What are you doing?

00:29:10Put the knife away!

00:29:11And you, give me the pistol. What happened with you?

00:29:13What's the matter with you guys, you mansos? Apologize right now.

00:29:17Miguel, this is why you're single. Andale Miguel, apologize.

00:29:20I'm sorry for my actions. Please forgive me.

00:29:22You too, Tomas. Andale!

00:29:25I apologize. Can you forgive me?

00:29:28Apology accepted.

00:29:30I am so sorry. Bless you girls.

00:29:34They really, really are good boys, okay?

00:29:37You guys, they're just a little bit scared right now with everything and a little edgy, okay?

00:29:42So, you girls go have a good day and everything, okay?

00:29:46Oh, by the way, they are single.

00:29:48I have a boyfriend.

00:29:50So pretty. So pretty girls. Oh my goodness.

00:29:54Okay, you go have a very nice day. God bless you.

00:29:57Okay, goodbye. God bless you.

00:30:00That's it. No more. I'm done.

00:30:06Oh, come on. We've only gone to two houses in $25 an hour, remember?

00:30:11I don't care.

00:30:13Literally everyone in this neighborhood is a fucking psycho.

00:30:16Not everyone is going to be like that. We probably just got off to a bad start.

00:30:21Come on, let's go to the next house. I'm sure it won't be bad.

00:30:23Fine.

00:30:24But if one more person confesses to murder, tries to kidnap us, or does literally anything else crazy, I'm done.

00:30:33Get the hell out of here and take your China virus with you!

00:30:40I'm not a runner!

00:30:42I'm not a runner!

00:30:50Okay. Thanks. Bye.

00:30:55Finally got everything set up with unemployment.

00:30:58Everything's set up.

00:31:00It's gonna be four months before we start receiving benefits.

00:31:03Four months?!

00:31:05I don't think there's a job out there that's gonna pay enough to make ends meet before then.

00:31:10What we really need is something with a large payday.

00:31:14Something under the table, off the grid, untaxable, all that stuff.

00:31:20We could always go see friend.

00:31:26Yeah, we could go see friend.

00:31:30Let's just go do it tomorrow.

00:31:35Okay.

00:31:36Come in.

00:31:51Yeah, let's do this.

00:31:53Thing all right.

00:31:54Ooh.

00:31:56Unusual?

00:31:57Ain't no usual.

00:31:58I'll give you the good shit.

00:31:59Come on.

00:32:00More.

00:32:01We can drive.

00:32:02Yeah, that's what I thought.

00:32:03You know better.

00:32:04Holla.

00:32:06What's up, friend?

00:32:09Hey, girl.

00:32:10What's up?

00:32:11Hi.

00:32:12So let me guess.

00:32:13You're here because you need something, right?

00:32:16We need a job.

00:32:17Something that pays good and soon.

00:32:20Damn, what's the rush?

00:32:22Well, the restaurants are all closed, so we can't work.

00:32:25We're behind on everything.

00:32:27And if we don't come up with some money soon, we're gonna be homeless.

00:32:30Shit, I can easily hook you up, I'm a porn guy.

00:32:33No.

00:32:34You got anything a little more PG-13?

00:32:38Find someone that don't play by PG-13 rules, you know what I mean?

00:32:42Okay, fair.

00:32:43But can you at least try to think of something?

00:32:51Hang on for a sec.

00:32:52I think I know someone.

00:32:53Give me a minute.

00:32:54Grab a beer.

00:32:55Grab a beer.

00:32:56I'm getting nervous.

00:32:57Don't be.

00:32:58Everyone who's ever used this guy has never had a problem.

00:32:59I hope you're right.

00:33:00I am.

00:33:01Damn.

00:33:02I just hooked y'all up.

00:33:03You lucky.

00:33:04You real lucky.

00:33:05I am.

00:33:06Damn.

00:33:07I just hooked y'all up.

00:33:08You lucky.

00:33:09You real lucky.

00:33:10Great.

00:33:11What is it?

00:33:12It's his wealthy dude, right?

00:33:13He hasn't had female company in a long while.

00:33:15If we said no to porn, what makes you think we're gonna say yes to prostitution?

00:33:16Whoa, let me finish, bitch.

00:33:17I'm getting nervous.

00:33:18I'm getting nervous.

00:33:19I'm getting nervous.

00:33:20Don't be.

00:33:21Everyone who's ever used this guy has never had a problem.

00:33:22I hope you're right.

00:33:23I am.

00:33:24Let me get nervous.

00:33:25I don't know.

00:33:26I just don't want to go on.

00:33:29That's why I upset me.

00:33:30Don't be scared.

00:33:31It's his wealthy dude.

00:33:32He hasn't had female company in a long while.

00:33:37If we said no to porn, what makes you think we're gonna say yes to prostitution?

00:33:42Whoa, let me finish, bitch.

00:33:45You ain't gonna be fucking a dude who's a paraplegic.

00:33:48This shit doesn't even work.

00:33:49Look, all you got to do is be sweet and sexy and dance for him for a little bit.

00:33:54$500 a piece is the pay.

00:33:57Just dancing, nothing else.

00:34:00Hey, look, y'all figured that shit out.

00:34:02I just hooked you up with a broke dick.

00:34:04You're welcome.

00:34:06You just make sure he's happy when you're done.

00:34:08We good?

00:34:12A thank you, friend?

00:34:15Thanks.

00:34:16Ungrateful bitches.

00:34:17So, how do we get paid?

00:34:20You rented the service, client paid me, and I pay y'all.

00:34:24So, if he has a broke dick, what's he even into?

00:34:28He's a Yellowstone fan, so dress up like a couple of buckle bunnies.

00:34:34Buckle bunnies?

00:34:35I unfortunately know what that is.

00:34:38Okay, I'll take y'all to details.

00:34:40Be there at 9 p.m. tonight.

00:34:42Okay.

00:34:47I cannot believe we're doing this.

00:34:50Won't be any different than when you did the hoedown showdown on country night.

00:34:54Oh, yeah!

00:34:55Oh my god, get in here!

00:34:57Oh my god!

00:34:59Oh my god!

00:35:00Oh my god!

00:35:01Oh my god!

00:35:01That was a mistake.

00:35:03I don't know what I was thinking.

00:35:05Let's just get this over with.

00:35:08I got some of our favorite music on the speaker.

00:35:11This reminds me of a movie I saw one time.

00:35:14How so?

00:35:16Well, this husband hires his wife to, like, secretly dance for him.

00:35:21Only, she doesn't know that he's a spy.

00:35:24Then they get interrupted by a bunch of bad guys, and a nuclear bomb goes off.

00:35:30What are you talking about?

00:35:31Oh, showtime.

00:35:36Not a word of this to anyone ever.

00:35:39Not a word.

00:36:01Ready for your private rodeo, cowboy?

00:36:08Ready for your private rodeo, cowboy?

00:36:31Oh, showtime.

00:36:39Oh, showtime.

00:36:43Oh, showtime.

00:36:51I ate of

00:36:59I love you.

00:37:29I love you.

00:37:31I love you.

00:37:33I love you.

00:37:35Almost there.

00:37:37Almost got it.

00:37:39Almost there.

00:37:41Hey dude.

00:37:45Are you okay?

00:37:49Hey dude.

00:37:50Fuck.

00:37:51I don't think he's breathing.

00:37:53No.

00:37:55No.

00:37:59How?

00:38:03How is my client dead?

00:38:07Well it's not exactly our fault.

00:38:09He was alive before you showed up, you arrived, now he's dead.

00:38:13So because we're too hot and his shitty heart couldn't take it, we're at fault?

00:38:18We did everything we were asked to do, we should still get paid.

00:38:22I can't collect money from the dead.

00:38:24So we did all of that?

00:38:26For nothing?

00:38:27Yeah.

00:38:28Is there another job we can do?

00:38:31No.

00:38:32So you can fuck that up too?

00:38:34Well how about a job that doesn't involve someone already circling the drain?

00:38:40You're funny.

00:38:41You know that?

00:38:43Contact this dude I know.

00:38:45His name is John.

00:38:47He'll hook you up with a job.

00:38:49Thanks friend.

00:39:04So, you're John?

00:39:07Yes, I am John Bon Jovi.

00:39:09Say again.

00:39:11John Bon Jovi.

00:39:13Dude.

00:39:14Your name is John Bon Jovi?

00:39:16No.

00:39:17No, no, no.

00:39:18It is John Bon Jovi.

00:39:19I was bullied about that as a child and I will not tolerate mockery.

00:39:23Hey, hey sorry.

00:39:24Kelly gets confused sometimes with her prescriptions.

00:39:27It's bad medicine.

00:39:31Okay.

00:39:32I understand.

00:39:33I'm sensitive and I do not want to frighten you off.

00:39:36No worries.

00:39:37We weren't going to run away.

00:39:41May I offer you a drink?

00:39:42Nope.

00:39:43Just to hear about the job.

00:39:45Okay.

00:39:46Tea totally.

00:39:47Does the job involve anything illegal?

00:39:50Oh, yes.

00:39:52And no.

00:39:53Does it matter?

00:39:54You need the money, no?

00:39:56Bending the law I'm okay with.

00:39:58I just don't want a police bulletin of us reading.

00:40:00Want it dead or alive.

00:40:01Nice.

00:40:04So, do you want to hear about the job?

00:40:06Of course.

00:40:07Shit's been crazy and right now we're just living on a prayer.

00:40:11Good one.

00:40:12So, here's the scoop.

00:40:14I am going to a divorce.

00:40:16I'll let my assets remain frozen until there is a settlement made with that bitch of an ex-wife.

00:40:21You know we're not assassins, right?

00:40:22We don't kill spouses.

00:40:23No, of course not.

00:40:24That's not what I want.

00:40:25I do have a soul.

00:40:26I just want you to go to my business.

00:40:27Open my safe.

00:40:28Get my father's gold collectible coins.

00:40:29That bitch should not get half of them.

00:40:30That's it.

00:40:31Just get the coins from your safe.

00:40:32That's it?

00:40:33Easy, no?

00:40:34Why can't you just do it?

00:40:35It's bullshit.

00:40:36She says I'm leaving you.

00:40:37So I get mad, I throw a glass against the wall.

00:40:41I think it's always standing out there.

00:40:42Blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah.

00:40:43I'll arrest.

00:40:44How much is the pay?

00:40:45Does a thousand each sound good?

00:40:46I'm golden.

00:40:47You cool, Kelly?

00:40:48Yeah, if we pull this off, I'll be sleeping in a bed of roses.

00:40:52I'm not going to get into it.

00:40:53It's bullshit.

00:40:54She says I'm leaving you.

00:40:56So I get mad.

00:40:57I throw a glass against the wall.

00:40:59I think it's always standing out there.

00:41:02Blah, blah, blah, blah, blah.

00:41:03I'll arrest.

00:41:04How much is the pay?

00:41:05Does a thousand each sound good?

00:41:08I'm golden.

00:41:09You cool, Kelly?

00:41:10Yeah, if we pull this off, I'll be sleeping in a bed of roses.

00:41:15So I will text you with the information you will need.

00:41:20You address the alarm code.

00:41:22Now, I need this done by tonight.

00:41:25I can trust you, yes?

00:41:27Totally.

00:41:28Keep the faith.

00:41:30We got this.

00:41:32I'll be there for you.

00:41:34Be careful.

00:41:35Stay safe, ladies.

00:41:36Always.

00:41:38If shit goes sideways, we'll go down in a blaze of glory.

00:41:45If it's a big thing for reading, we're going to try different things.

00:42:00Can't believe me, imagine.

00:42:02It's probably painful unless it's stoop in the use of Ragares below it.

00:42:06So if you hit a delay, it'll be a HELen for a message.

00:42:09I'm trying to take a while to commence.

00:42:10That vault is huge.

00:42:23Yeah, this place used to be a bank.

00:42:29What are you doing?

00:42:30I have the combination on my phone.

00:42:32I already know it.

00:42:33Okay.

00:42:40And done.

00:42:44Cool.

00:42:45This might be the easiest job ever.

00:43:11Yeah.

00:43:15Is this okay?

00:43:20It's all right.

00:43:21I just play on my phone all night.

00:43:24The alarm is set.

00:43:25What the hell?

00:43:33Yeah, I armed it now.

00:43:34Just don't open any doors before you go.

00:43:37Please, officer.

00:43:50I don't want to go to jail.

00:43:56Here we go, baby.

00:43:58Are you recording?

00:43:58Yeah.

00:44:00I may have to handcuff you for my own safety.

00:44:03I completely understand.

00:44:06Oh, is that your baton?

00:44:09No.

00:44:09Oh.

00:44:11Oh.

00:44:28Oh.

00:44:29Oh.

00:44:30Oh.

00:44:31Oh.

00:44:32Oh.

00:44:33Oh.

00:45:03Oh, show me your baton, Mr. Security Guard.

00:45:26Oh, someone's going to need a strip search.

00:45:31I've been a naughty girl.

00:45:35Oh, my God.

00:45:37I can't believe we saw that.

00:45:39Best thing ever.

00:45:41She was like actually in the hallway.

00:45:42She was so ready for it.

00:45:44I wonder how many chicks he gets that way.

00:45:48Oh, I love this song, actually.

00:45:50Great.

00:45:51Ready?

00:45:52Ready.

00:45:52I think I know what that recall was about.

00:46:10I swallowed my gum.

00:46:12Oh, very nice, very nice, very nice.

00:46:26Well done, ladies.

00:46:28Yeah, piece of cake.

00:46:30Payment as promised.

00:46:33Yeah, thank you.

00:46:34This is lovely.

00:46:35Can you feel the love?

00:46:36I'm in between relationships right now, so I'm kind of in and out of love.

00:46:42It's because you give love a bad name.

00:46:44No, no, no, no, no.

00:46:46Look, you're a very lovely girl, and I am sure you're going to make some man happy.

00:46:52Or woman.

00:46:53So, you got another job for us?

00:47:01Perhaps.

00:47:02You two will probably clean up good.

00:47:04Can you serve cocktails?

00:47:06Uh, yeah, that's kind of our wheelhouse.

00:47:08But restaurants are all shut down.

00:47:10This is no restaurant.

00:47:12This is a private club.

00:47:13Where is it?

00:47:15It is a secret.

00:47:16Only members know.

00:47:17But I could have a driver come pick you up at my business.

00:47:21Yeah, how much does it pay?

00:47:25That depends on how good you are.

00:47:27The club pays well, and of course you'll get tips from the wealthy members.

00:47:30This is a place where you want to wear a little black dress.

00:47:34You want to look hot hair.

00:47:36Then hot.

00:47:37We can do that.

00:47:38Good luck, ladies.

00:47:51Good luck, ladies.

00:48:21I hope someone doesn't drive by and think we're two high-end hookers or something.

00:48:27I'm pretty sure high-end hookers don't wait by the street at night.

00:48:31I mean, if I saw us, I'd be like, look at those two hot bitches waiting for their limo to take them to their high-end hooker palace.

00:48:40We are not hookers.

00:48:43We are high-end, though.

00:48:45Hell yeah, we are.

00:48:51All right, hop in.

00:49:06You want us to get in the trunk?

00:49:09Yeah, hop in.

00:49:10Why?

00:49:11Because you're not trusted to know the location, so hop in.

00:49:14Can't you just blindfold us and let us ride in the back or something?

00:49:18Well, I could take this black bag, I could put it over your head, zip tie it around your neck, it'll screw up your hair and your makeup, you've got to breathe your own carbon dioxide, or you can hop in.

00:49:32All right, there you go.

00:49:33Sit, spin, roll.

00:49:35Got it.

00:49:36Sit, spin, roll.

00:49:39There you go, you're inside.

00:49:40Look at that, it's like I've done this before.

00:49:42I can't believe we're doing this.

00:50:04We're definitely crossing the Rubicon.

00:50:07The what?

00:50:08The Rubicon, the river in Rome that Caesar crosses his army, it causes a civil war.

00:50:14It means the point of no return.

00:50:16Dude, just say the point of no return.

00:50:20You don't think we're getting trafficked, do you?

00:50:27Oh my god, why would you say that?

00:50:31Because if you're picking up any trafficking vibes, I'd like to know.

00:50:34We are in the trunk of a car being driven by a stranger we just met through a man named Bon Jovi.

00:50:40I'm getting all the vibes.

00:50:42You didn't share any reservations with me?

00:50:45I'm sorry, I thought we were on the same page when it came to those reservations.

00:50:49If we are getting trafficked, I'll try to escape and send you help.

00:50:54You're gonna escape without me?

00:50:55Statistically, blondes are more preferred with traffickers.

00:50:59So while they're occupied with you, I might have a chance to escape.

00:51:04Occupied?

00:51:05You mean when I'm being...

00:51:06Are we there already?

00:51:09That was fast.

00:51:11I guess time happens faster in a trunk.

00:51:13That's not how time works.

00:51:16Eh, time's relative.

00:51:17How many trunks have you been in?

00:51:18How many trunks have you been in?

00:51:20You must be the newbies.

00:51:44That's us.

00:51:45The newbies.

00:51:47I'm Leah.

00:51:48This is Callie.

00:51:48All right, well, mostly, these people just want to be served.

00:51:54So just continue to walk around, take drink orders, and try to be seen.

00:52:00Because you're not just servers.

00:52:03You're also I-can.

00:52:04Of course we are.

00:52:13Boss, you're a jerk.

00:52:15Hi!

00:52:16Got some wine here.

00:52:18Yeah, and a beer.

00:52:20There you are.

00:52:22Can I get you anything else?

00:52:23I'm fine, thanks.

00:52:25Of course.

00:52:25And keep the change.

00:52:27Watch the hands.

00:52:28I'm not boarding a plane and you're not TSA.

00:52:30Sorry.

00:52:31What are you doing touching her ass?

00:52:33Sorry, I was just being polite.

00:52:34I put my hand out.

00:52:35You shouldn't be touching her at all.

00:52:37Sorry, I know.

00:52:39Next time I'll just fist bump her.

00:52:41No!

00:52:41You can't fist her either.

00:52:44That's not what I said.

00:52:48Oh, hey Mike.

00:52:49Hey Johnny.

00:52:50Hey, how you doing?

00:52:51I'm all right.

00:52:51What's going on?

00:52:52Eh, usual.

00:52:53Good seeing you.

00:52:54You too.

00:52:54Yeah, it's my friend Johnny.

00:52:57See you in heaven forever.

00:52:58You want to bust a bunker?

00:52:59Yeah, heck yeah.

00:53:00Let's do that.

00:53:02Hope we get the drink.

00:53:05Man, I'll catch up with you.

00:53:07Thank you, sir.

00:53:07No problem.

00:53:07Are you shitting me?

00:53:26Two bourbons?

00:53:27Right here.

00:53:37Ladies, I would appreciate it if you would concentrate on the gaming room.

00:53:50That's where our VIP members are.

00:53:52Okay.

00:54:02About time.

00:54:04Hey, I was working.

00:54:05Work me.

00:54:06Hey, what was our safe word again?

00:54:12Don't be a little bitch.

00:54:14That's five words.

00:54:23Yo, Romeo.

00:54:25You got a moment?

00:54:27One second, though.

00:54:32Johnny, you're supposed to be telling our members of our new location.

00:54:35You need to be keeping them happy.

00:54:37Yeah, I'm about to make this member really happy.

00:54:39Yeah.

00:54:41And why are the new girls dressed up like they're going to prom?

00:54:44Oh, that's just Bon Jovi's hazing the new girls.

00:54:47Don't worry, they'll figure it out.

00:54:52Johnny, I need you to be professional and responsible.

00:54:55Yeah, of course.

00:54:56I got a condom.

00:54:57No, son.

00:54:58No.

00:54:59No.

00:55:00No.

00:55:01No.

00:55:02What?

00:55:08We might have to make this a little quick.

00:55:09I got a condom.

00:57:04Oh, come on.

00:57:05Buy in.

00:57:06Play some more.

00:57:07Oh, wait.

00:57:08You don't have your wallet.

00:57:10It's in your wife's purse.

00:57:12We'll be right back with you balls.

00:57:24Best here.

00:57:28250.

00:57:30We'll see you 250 and raise you 400 more.

00:57:33All in.

00:57:34All in.

00:57:35All in.

00:57:36All in.

00:57:37All in.

00:57:42Call.

00:57:46Lay it down, boys!

00:57:48Ace high flush.

00:57:49Ah, suck it!

00:57:50Unbelievable.

00:57:51Well, well.

00:57:52Aren't you a pretty thing.

00:57:54You any good?

00:57:55Or just as shitty as those guys were?

00:57:57I'm just hoping to have some fun.

00:57:58You got a name, pretty face?

00:57:59You got a name, pretty face?

00:58:00Jordana.

00:58:01Ha ha ha!

00:58:02It's a little girl.

00:58:03I never turned around.

00:58:04You're like, I have a feeling that I'm here today.

00:58:05And you know it's fun.

00:58:06I buy all the way to help me.

00:58:07I buy all the way to help me.

00:58:08Thank you so much.

00:58:13Well, well.

00:58:15Aren't you a pretty thing?

00:58:17You any good?

00:58:18Or just as shitty as those guys were?

00:58:22I'm just hoping to have some fun.

00:58:25You got a name, pretty face?

00:58:28Jordana.

00:58:29Jordana.

00:58:31Jordana?

00:58:32What are you, from Krypton?

00:58:39That lady playing poker is something else.

00:58:42Yes, she is.

00:58:43Yes, she's certainly earned the nickname shit-talking Shirley.

00:58:46However, she tips really well if you can stand her.

00:58:50So, this place has a casino?

00:58:52Somewhat.

00:58:53People gamble with their own money, with each other, some with the house.

00:58:57All gambling is approved or moderated by the manager, though.

00:59:01Hm, what kind of gambling?

00:59:03Whatever the members come up with.

00:59:05As long as it's approved.

00:59:07Last year's Super Bowl was pretty interesting, though.

00:59:09Oh.

00:59:11200.

00:59:13Makes it 200.

00:59:17Call.

00:59:24Aces win the pot.

00:59:26Well, no beginner's luck for you.

00:59:32I'm taking all your money.

00:59:36And I'm sure you get boned more than I do, but...

00:59:40Wait.

00:59:42Who's there?

00:59:44Flaminia!

00:59:46Are you eye raping me?

00:59:56Do you play for the other team?

00:59:58No.

00:59:59Just thinking.

01:00:01Well, good.

01:00:03I'm strictly dickly.

01:00:05I don't even feel bad for you.

01:00:11I'm sure you've got plenty of guys on your scrotation waiting to cheer you up.

01:00:17I'm sure you are.

01:00:27Check. All in.

01:00:49Really, girl. If you're in, I'm in.

01:00:57Full house, bitch.

01:01:02Oh, I only have two pair. Give the devil her due.

01:01:07Oh, my bad. It was two pairs of threes.

01:01:12She has four of a count.

01:01:18What was my tell? Sorry? My tell? What was it?

01:01:26You lick your teeth.

01:01:28Kind of like that, but not sexy.

01:01:33Maybe if you didn't have a figure of a water bed.

01:01:39Oh, honey, cheer up.

01:01:43I'm sure you have plenty of guys coming up to you and asking,

01:01:45Hey, where's your pretty friends?

01:01:57Hey, Shirley.

01:01:58I had fun.

01:02:10Someone get this piece of shit out of here.

01:02:14All right, Shirley. You're out of here. Come on.

01:02:27You're out of here.

01:02:35Jordana, I am so sorry.

01:02:37You realize I'm a VIP member, right?

01:02:41Yes, I understand. Of course.

01:02:43Your whole night will be on the house.

01:02:45I want more discretion on the club policies.

01:02:51I will make it happen.

01:02:56Somebody give me a fucking drink.

01:02:58What is this place?

01:03:10Some employment.

01:03:11Stay cool.

01:03:12So how'd we do?

01:03:24We made 800.

01:03:25Hey, that's almost worth letting old guys grab my ass.

01:03:29Oh.

01:03:32Ah, bonus titty money.

01:03:34Just for you.

01:03:34Hmm.

01:03:37So, I did the math.

01:03:39The club is every Saturday, and if we keep averaging $800, we'll have enough money to cover all of our

01:03:45expenses until unemployment kicks in. But just barely.

01:03:50Okay. Well, here's to us serving rich assholes in a secret James Bond underground nightclub.

01:03:57Cheers.

01:04:04Cheers.

01:04:28Hi, guys.

01:04:29Hi, how are you today?

01:04:30Good, how are you?

01:04:31Oh, thank you.

01:04:32Of course, a couple glasses of wine.

01:04:33Thank you both.

01:04:35There's a board for you.

01:04:37Enjoy.

01:05:00Tonight will be fun.

01:05:03Oh, thank you.

01:05:24Really?

01:05:25What?

01:05:26I'm split ends.

01:05:29Thanks.

01:05:29All our money goes to the same place.

01:05:50There you go.

01:05:51There you go.

01:05:54There you are.

01:05:56Oh, thank you.

01:05:59There you go.

01:06:02Two olives, honey.

01:06:03Try again.

01:06:04Sorry about that.

01:06:05I'll be right back.

01:06:06I'll be right back.

01:06:14She wants two olives.

01:06:18I really could not stand her.

01:06:21I'm used to it.

01:06:24Then they will be seeing me again.

01:06:25There you go.

01:06:27There you go.

01:06:28There you go.

01:06:28That's 200.

01:06:30Two olives.

01:06:32That's 200.

01:06:35It's 200 and you.

01:06:37Okay, here you go, you're trusted with the location now.

01:07:01Thanks.

01:07:02Yep, have a good night.

01:07:04Holy shit, what?

01:07:06It's like a minute down the road.

01:07:09Oh, that's why the trunk times went by so fast.

01:07:29Shit!

01:07:31What?

01:07:33I just got a text that the club's not going to be open this week.

01:07:36What?

01:07:37We can't afford to miss a week.

01:07:39We need work.

01:07:40Yeah, I know.

01:07:42Grocery stores, pot shops, pawn shops, hardware stores, everybody but us is open.

01:07:48Even the politicians writing these mandates, you know they never had to skip a paycheck.

01:07:53Is there anything I can do?

01:07:56No.

01:07:57I don't know what we're going to do.

01:07:59Maybe Bon Jovi has a job for us.

01:08:02No!

01:08:03I am so tired of running errands for shady motherfuckers.

01:08:06I would rather be out on the street than in jail.

01:08:09Well, maybe we can take out a loan.

01:08:11I have bad credit and you have no credit, which is the same thing.

01:08:15It's hard enough living paycheck to paycheck and now I can't even do that.

01:08:21I'm a professional server.

01:08:25I love to entertain.

01:08:27I cater.

01:08:28I converse with my customers and I'm good at it because I'm a fucking painful person.

01:08:34I'm not allowed to earn a living and there's nothing I can do about it.

01:08:48I'm not allowed to earn a living and there's nothing I can do about it.

01:09:01One of Chicago's best restaurants is shutting down permanently because of the coronavirus pandemic.

01:09:1210,000 restaurants in the country could close in the next three weeks.

01:09:16Two thirds of all the restaurants in this state could be forced to close down by the end of this year.

01:09:21They have not given us money and they have shut us down.

01:09:24We cannot survive.

01:09:25My staff cannot survive.

01:09:26What the fuck do they want us to do?

01:09:29We can't survive anymore, man.

01:09:31I can't pay the fucking bills.

01:09:33I'm behind on everything.

01:09:34And they set up a movie company right next to my outdoor patio, which is right over here.

01:09:41Tell me that this is dangerous, but right next to me as a slap in my face.

01:09:48I continue to follow the rules and you guys still time after time are giving me citations.

01:09:54A large protest erupting in Staten Island after a bar owner was arrested for refusing to comply with New York's COVID-19 regulations.

01:10:03For every single person that doesn't have unemployment, that does not have a job, and all the businesses that are going under.

01:10:10And we need your help.

01:10:12We need somebody to do something about this.

01:10:15We're almost together.

01:10:16We'll just all start to death and die.

01:10:18Hey.

01:10:19Hi.

01:10:20I'm sorry about earlier.

01:10:21Don't be.

01:10:22It's okay.

01:10:23I get it.

01:10:24We're in the same boat.

01:10:25Thanks.

01:10:26I was trying to think of anything I would be good at that could help us generate a windfall, but I couldn't come up with anything.

01:10:31Yeah.

01:10:32I was trying to come up with something, too.

01:10:33No luck.

01:10:34I wish I was good at poker like that Jordana bitch.

01:10:38Yeah, I know.

01:10:39I was watching her play and read the other players to see if they were bluffing, and that's how she wins.

01:10:44She's not keeping track of the cards or something.

01:10:46She's not keeping track of the cards or something.

01:10:47I'm sorry.

01:10:48I'm sorry.

01:10:49I'm sorry.

01:10:50I'm sorry.

01:10:51I'm sorry.

01:10:52I'm sorry.

01:10:53I'm sorry.

01:10:54I'm sorry.

01:10:55I'm sorry.

01:10:56I'm sorry.

01:10:57I'm sorry.

01:10:58I'm sorry.

01:10:59She's not keeping track of the cards or she could have won several hands way earlier.

01:11:03What do you mean?

01:11:05So, three hands before one of her big wins, she folded.

01:11:09She could have won at least two of them based on the cards I saw.

01:11:15What's the number to your mom's landline?

01:11:17555-646-1648.

01:11:20Why?

01:11:22And what was the exact hand Jordana had before she folded?

01:11:26She had two pairs, nines and jacks, ten high.

01:11:29Why are you asking me all of this?

01:11:31Oh my god.

01:11:32Do you not get it?

01:11:33Get what?

01:11:34You have a photographic memory.

01:11:36What?

01:11:37Really?

01:11:38Watch.

01:11:41Ah.

01:11:42Okay.

01:11:43Read that back to me, but from right to left.

01:11:56497-281.

01:12:00Holy shit.

01:12:01Do you not know how awesome this is?

01:12:03How did you not know this about yourself?

01:12:05I don't know.

01:12:06I guess I never thought about it.

01:12:08You mean you can't remember like this?

01:12:10No.

01:12:11Well shit.

01:12:12I have an idea.

01:12:14We take our money back to the club and you win us more at the table.

01:12:18But I've never gambled before.

01:12:20That doesn't matter.

01:12:22You know how to play.

01:12:24The betting formalities we can look up.

01:12:26We have two weeks until the club opens again.

01:12:29Are you in?

01:12:31Yeah.

01:12:32Yeah.

01:12:33Yeah.

01:12:34Let's do this.

01:12:35What do I call the DAO Loren?

01:12:38Where do I call the DAO't know the DAO's house.

01:12:39I'd suppress my NAO's.

01:12:42I have to

01:12:44I guess the MAO makes fun and the things like this.

01:12:46I'm now here at meditation.

01:12:48I'm sorry I'm back in.

01:12:50I soundied.

01:12:51Is that maybe I am here but instead?

01:12:52Who'd worse than that?!

01:12:53We'd back and ashamed of all?

01:12:54We'll see you next time.

01:13:24Are you not working here anymore?

01:13:30I'm here to play.

01:13:32You would have to be a member to play.

01:13:34Can I become one?

01:13:36There is a process.

01:13:38There are dues, fees, paperwork.

01:13:41I'll cover her for tonight.

01:13:43I can make that exception since I have discretion.

01:13:47Correct?

01:13:48Yes.

01:13:49Welcome to the club, miss.

01:13:51Leah.

01:13:54Looks like it's going to be a girls' night.

01:13:58Are you sure you want to risk losing all your tip money?

01:14:00I know you'd work so hard pouring all those drinks.

01:14:04I'm just here to have some fun.

01:14:09Me too.

01:14:09Best 400.

01:14:23Calls 400.

01:14:26Straight to the queen.

01:14:30Have it straight to the ace.

01:14:31Higher straight wins.

01:14:32Motor.

01:14:33Let's get to it.

01:14:35Get to it.

01:14:36Let's go.

01:14:37Yes.

01:14:37To be back.

01:14:39Let's go.

01:14:42Alright.

01:15:27That's 200.

01:15:29Raise.

01:15:30400.

01:15:32All in.

01:15:38Call.

01:15:40Calls all in.

01:15:41Show your cards.

01:15:44Diamonds.

01:15:45A girl's best friend.

01:15:46King high plush.

01:15:49I have three queens.

01:15:51Sorry, honey.

01:15:52Flush wins.

01:15:53Oh, and I forgot.

01:15:55A pair of fives.

01:15:57Full house.

01:15:58Queens over fives.

01:16:06She cheated.

01:16:07No I didn't.

01:16:08Yes you did.

01:16:09You had a tell.

01:16:10I saw it.

01:16:11What tell?

01:16:12When you have a weak hand, you sit up straight to look more confident.

01:16:16Oh, you mean this tell?

01:16:18The tell I purposely made to fool you?

01:16:21You saw what I wanted you to see.

01:16:23Who do you think you are?

01:16:29Don't start something you can't finish.

01:16:33Oh, I'll finish.

01:16:34Trust me.

01:16:35Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, ladies.

01:16:36Calm the fuck down.

01:16:38You and me, right here.

01:16:40This is not what our establishment caters to.

01:16:43I have discretional rights.

01:16:45It's a bet.

01:16:46Double the table or nothing.

01:16:47You and me.

01:16:48I'll take that bet.

01:16:49Three of us.

01:16:50Three of us.

01:16:51Three of us.

01:16:52Three of us.

01:16:53Get my enemies on your tongue.

01:16:54One of the tongue.

01:16:55One of the tongue.

01:16:56Pick up the wand.

01:16:57You're not evil.

01:16:58Getting in on it?

01:17:01This will start and end when I say.

01:17:09What are you doing?

01:17:10I just want us a ton of money.

01:17:11You did not have to do this.

01:17:13You did your part.

01:17:14Now I'm doing mine.

01:17:16This is what I'm good at.

01:17:17What about your back?

01:17:18I will literally fight through it.

01:17:20I'm not going home with nothing.

01:17:22Once again, why are we resorting to violence?

01:17:24Because it's America.

01:17:25Oh.

01:17:32I don't know which one.

01:17:33You better get a bet in before the fight starts.

01:17:39Are you seriously letting this happen?

01:17:40I can use this to petition the board to have her removed.

01:17:44Ballsy.

01:17:45I'm not going to miss her.

01:17:47And it won't be too bad if she loses a couple of teeth.

01:17:55Done with your pep talk, honey?

01:17:56I'm not your honey, but you could be my bitch.

01:17:59I grew up fighting with three brothers.

01:18:03What makes you think that you can beat me?

01:18:05Because I have a fire inside of me,

01:18:07fueled by years of dealing with impatient, ungrateful assholes like you.

01:18:12My rage is literally at surface fucking level.

01:18:17Blood.

01:18:21Begin.

01:18:22Agh!

01:18:23Agh!

01:18:29Agh!

01:18:35Agh!

01:18:43Fuck.

01:18:45Hurt your fun bag, bitch!

01:18:49Dislaunch your IUD, bitch!

01:18:59Aliyah, back!

01:19:05Okay, it's not good? Yeah, okay. Go get her!

01:19:15Ah!

01:19:25Eww!

01:19:30Who... headbutts?

01:19:33This bitch!

01:19:42Oh my gosh!

01:19:45How's that million dollar smile?

01:19:48Bitch!

01:20:03Yo, Adrian. I did it.

01:20:07Oh no, you have head trauma. My name's Leah.

01:20:11I love you.

01:20:12You're done.

01:20:15Becca?

01:20:26Alright, come on, pay it up. Blondie won.

01:20:28I know, I know. Here's your money.

01:20:29Oh yes.

01:20:33I will need you to sign this before you are allowed to leave.

01:20:35So you don't hold it liable for damages from this little shit show.

01:20:39Ha!

01:20:40Let's go home.

01:20:41Yeah, let's get out of here.

01:20:42Oh!

01:20:43Alright, let's take a peek.

01:20:45That bad, huh?

01:20:46Yeah, let's keep this on here a little longer.

01:20:48No, no.

01:20:49No, no. I want to take a look.

01:20:50Okay.

01:20:51You know, that's not as bad as I thought.

01:20:52So, how much did we make?

01:20:55all right let's take a peek that bad huh yeah let's keep this on here a little

01:21:03longer no no I want to take a look okay you know that's not as bad as I thought

01:21:17so how much did we make oh we made enough to last well into next year plus

01:21:24we'll have even more when unemployment comes in hmm we deserve this yeah we do

01:21:33I hurt all over well here how about you focus on this come on work it girl show

01:21:51me you're a game don't make me laugh that hurt I want you to move that mouth oh don't make me laugh

01:22:00you're cleaning this up you know no you are because you're not dancing

01:22:06hey boss new girls are here

01:22:21oh John sent you well gave it away follow me please ladies

01:22:29so

01:22:41I now pronounce you husband and wife.

01:23:07You may kiss your bride.

01:23:11What happened here?

01:23:20What happened to your face?

01:23:22Occupational hazard.

01:23:24What is going on here?

01:23:25Well, ever since the government shut the restaurants and the bars down, we had to make ends meet

01:23:29so it became a chapel.

01:23:30The takeout wasn't working out so we had to figure out other ways to make money.

01:23:34That's actually a pretty cool idea.

01:23:36Yeah, thank you.

01:23:38So how are you two doing?

01:23:40We're good.

01:23:41We're good.

01:23:42We're good.

01:23:43Oh my god.

01:23:44What happened?

01:23:46We went to hand a poker and I had to beat a bitch up for our money in this secret underground

01:23:50James Bond type nightclub.

01:23:52What?

01:23:53Long story.

01:23:54Aww.

01:23:55It's nice to see you.

01:23:59Oh, okay guys.

01:24:00Sorry.

01:24:01Sorry.

01:24:02Sorry.

01:24:03Sorry.

01:24:04Sorry.

01:24:05I really missed you.

01:24:06I missed you too.

01:24:07You look like it.

01:24:08Thanks.

01:24:09Can we hang out with you guys before we get married?

01:24:10Absolutely.

01:24:11Who said anything about us getting married?

01:24:12Hey everyone.

01:24:13Happy 4th of July.

01:24:18Hey everyone.

01:24:25Happy 4th of July.

01:24:27Leah, let's get some shots going in here.

01:24:31I'm a customer now.

01:24:32I'm not serving.

01:24:33You're leaving us.

01:24:34I got my CPA license.

01:24:35Apparently I'm really good with numbers and memorizing tax law.

01:24:36Oh man.

01:24:37I got a shot.

01:24:38Let's see some shots.

01:24:39Hey, hey, hey, hey, Josh and hold on.

01:24:40How about a shot for the birthday girl?

01:24:41Proud dad right here.

01:24:42How old do you turn in?

01:24:4422.

01:24:4522.

01:24:46All right.

01:24:47Ready for a birthday shot?

01:24:48I'm going to have to turn around.

01:24:49Tilt your head back.

01:24:50Open your mouth.

01:25:07Hey, Josh and me too.

01:25:11Me too, me too.

01:25:41Oh my god, I'm so sorry.

01:26:03Got held up at work, Eric formed his LLC wrong and his books are all jacked up,

01:26:08and he thought he could claim his dog as a dependent.

01:26:10Blah, blah, blah.

01:26:13I'm gonna press play.

01:26:14Wait, hurry up, bitch.

01:26:22Okay, finally.

01:26:40The wizard.

01:26:46I thought I lost you.

01:26:55Our love beat death.

01:26:58What?

01:27:00Why would you kill them off just to bring them back the next episode?

01:27:05That's bullshit.

01:27:06Fuck this show.

01:27:09I'll see you next time.

01:27:23guitar solo

01:27:53guitar solo

01:28:23guitar solo

01:28:53guitar solo

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