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00:00:00Oh-ho! Looking good, girl.
00:00:18Just another creep. Just my luck.
00:00:24Please pick up.
00:00:27Hi, Dad. I'm stuck and I need you to come help me.
00:00:35Sure thing, hon.
00:00:37Are you seriously screwing someone right now?
00:00:39He'll be there soon.
00:00:43Who?
00:00:47Drugging girls? My club? You must have a death wish.
00:00:51You got the wrong, I swear!
00:01:04Shut up. You have the worst timing.
00:01:08Hey, you know that favor you owe me?
00:01:10I'm cashing it in. Now.
00:01:21What are you doing?
00:01:22What's a princess like you doing in a place like this?
00:01:30It's nice and warm in the back of my truck.
00:01:33Here, get away from me, creep.
00:01:35Ah, you've got a mouth on you, don't you?
00:01:40Stop!
00:01:41Let's see what else it can do.
00:01:45What the hell?
00:01:46What the hell?
00:01:53Mr. Collins?
00:01:55Deadson is...
00:01:57best friend?
00:01:58You're shivering.
00:02:16Come on, kiddo.
00:02:18Kiddo?
00:02:19Why is he still calling me that?
00:02:20I'm a grown-ass woman.
00:02:24Do you want me to roll out a red carpet for you or what?
00:02:26Let's go!
00:02:35I haven't seen Mr. Collins in like...
00:02:38five Christmases?
00:02:46Something wrong?
00:02:49Um...
00:02:51Your arm is...
00:02:53Wet.
00:02:57From the rain.
00:03:00Wipe it then.
00:03:01There's no rain up there.
00:03:10Rain.
00:03:11Sorry.
00:03:12So why'd my dad send you anyway?
00:03:22Thought you'd be busy running your nightclub or...
00:03:25Feeding up sleazebags not picking up some guy's daughter.
00:03:26So why'd my dad send you anyway?
00:03:31I thought you'd be busy running your nightclub or eating up sleazebags, not picking up some
00:03:40guy's daughter.
00:03:45Come to think of it, I actually don't think I've seen my dad in months.
00:03:51I don't do small talk.
00:03:53Wait, wait, wait, stop.
00:04:00I need to pick something.
00:04:03No, I'm not taking a little kid to buy alcohol.
00:04:05I am 22 years old.
00:04:06Exactly, kiddo.
00:04:07Shut up!
00:04:08You're not that much older than me.
00:04:10Look, I'm having a little kickback at my apartment later and I need to buy alcohol because otherwise
00:04:16nobody will want to be friends with me and then I won't have any friends for the rest of the year.
00:04:19And nobody...
00:04:20If I take you, will you shut up?
00:04:25Yes.
00:04:27You're not going out there dressed like that.
00:04:34It's not safe.
00:04:35Has it been like this the whole time?
00:04:37Yeah.
00:04:38Why didn't you say something?
00:04:39I just did.
00:04:40You freaking creep.
00:04:41Give me a jacket or something.
00:04:43Give me a jacket or something.
00:04:50I'm sorry.
00:04:51I'm sorry.
00:04:52I'm sorry.
00:04:53I'm sorry.
00:04:54I'm sorry.
00:04:55I'm sorry.
00:04:56I'm sorry.
00:04:57I'm sorry.
00:04:58I'm sorry.
00:04:59It's not safe.
00:05:00Has it been like this the whole time?
00:05:01Yeah.
00:05:02Why didn't you say something?
00:05:03I just did.
00:05:04You freaking creep.
00:05:05Give me a jacket or something.
00:05:07You freaking creep.
00:05:08You freaking creep.
00:05:09I'm sorry.
00:05:10I'm sorry.
00:05:11I'm sorry.
00:05:12When you're done checking me out, I think your store closes in two minutes.
00:05:35I was not checking you out.
00:05:36That was a yawn.
00:05:38Sure it was, kiddo.
00:05:39It's past your bedtime.
00:05:42Stop calling me kid.
00:05:59You might actually make friends tonight, Harper.
00:06:08This is a small kickback.
00:06:10Looks like a goddamn circus in there.
00:06:14Does your dad know about that?
00:06:16Well, maybe if my dad actually bothered to visit, I would give a shit what he thinks, but he doesn't live here.
00:06:23And neither do you.
00:06:24Yeah, about that.
00:06:25I live here now.
00:06:26He put me in charge.
00:06:28And I'm kicking everyone out.
00:06:30Wait, Chris, no, please.
00:06:31This might be my only chance to make friends.
00:06:44You can't buy your friends, kid.
00:06:47I don't have another choice.
00:06:51I've barely met anyone since I transferred here, and this is my last year of college, and I don't want to graduate alone.
00:07:00Fine.
00:07:01Have your kickback.
00:07:03Or not.
00:07:04Either way, I have to stay here until your dad gets back.
00:07:07I don't need you to look after me.
00:07:14Who is that?
00:07:17No.
00:07:18I'm going to kill you?
00:07:24Count your days, slut?
00:07:26It's not a big deal.
00:07:27I can explain.
00:07:28This is your ex, Brian.
00:07:30Your dad was talking about him, this sick fuck.
00:07:33You guys were spying on me?
00:07:35Mark cares about your safety.
00:07:38That's the only reason I'm here.
00:07:40It's either me living here or three bodyguards.
00:07:43Your choice.
00:07:48You are not living here.
00:07:54I don't give a shit what my dad says.
00:07:56I don't need a babysitter.
00:07:59Then stop acting like a baby.
00:08:03You better not show your face in there.
00:08:06I don't need you acting like an asshole to all my friends.
00:08:15God damn it.
00:08:16I promise to mark.
00:08:27Whoa.
00:08:28Who's this above Grandpa?
00:08:31Grandpa?
00:08:32He's hotter than you, right?
00:08:35Huh?
00:08:35Remind me of why we're at a loser nobody's house when I run Greek life.
00:08:46I could literally be on a yacht right now.
00:08:48Apparently this chick Harper Reeves has a rich dad.
00:08:51And rich dad means fancy alcohol!
00:08:55Hi, Christina, Fox, and Becca too.
00:09:04I can't believe you guys actually came to my party.
00:09:06Duh!
00:09:08I didn't miss it.
00:09:11It's really nice to meet you.
00:09:14Well, please feel free to help yourselves.
00:09:20Thanks, Heather.
00:09:21Oh, it's Harper?
00:09:24Enjoy the party!
00:09:25I guess this bottle of Macallan makes up for having to put up with that dork Harper.
00:09:35Where's Harper?
00:09:37Harper?
00:09:37Harper?
00:09:37Forget Harper.
00:09:42Hang out with me.
00:09:44I know somewhere we can talk.
00:09:49I know somewhere we can talk.
00:09:51I don't like talking.
00:09:53Oh, I know your type, Daddy.
00:09:56Christina and I, we're into group activities.
00:09:59Talk or no talk?
00:10:01You're telling me you would turn down the both of us?
00:10:05For that nobody, Harper?
00:10:08Sorry, ladies.
00:10:09I don't like my women.
00:10:11Desperate.
00:10:15Oh, and mention Harper's name again,
00:10:17and I'll make you regret it.
00:10:19Huh?
00:10:19He really picked Harper over us?
00:10:24I think we need to teach that nobody a lesson
00:10:26about what happens to skanks who think they can upstage us.
00:10:38Oh, Harper.
00:10:40Hey.
00:10:41Listen.
00:10:45I'm just using the one downstairs, and...
00:10:48Ew.
00:10:49Yeah, of course you can.
00:10:51You're, you're like...
00:10:52You're school royalty.
00:10:54Thanks.
00:10:57Believe we didn't become friends earlier.
00:11:09You're right outside my own room.
00:11:11What dirt can I find?
00:11:22What dirt can I find?
00:11:22Oh, this is gold.
00:11:33Gold.
00:11:35Harper, you are one psychotic little bitch.
00:11:40Time to shut your loser party down.
00:12:00I think I saw Harper go out there with a guy.
00:12:02What the hell?
00:12:14The hell!
00:12:16Attention, everybody. Hello. You all seem a little bored, so why don't I spice things up by reading a few pages of Harper's Diary.
00:12:37Let's see. Dear Diary, Dad never wants to hang out with me. Sometimes I feel like he doesn't love me. Aw, Harper. Daddy issues much?
00:12:58No! I just need to give it back!
00:13:00Dad's friend, Chris, is like a dilf. That stands for a dad I'd like to fuck. And honestly, if he weren't my dad's best friend, you fantasize about the fucking guys your dad's age?
00:13:23Harper, that is so nasty!
00:13:25No, Christina, it's not true!
00:13:27Christina, I think the bitch is in heat or something.
00:13:30Is all this talk about your weird grandpa fetish turning you on?
00:13:39Let's pull right down.
00:13:47Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no, no!
00:13:53Fuck this.
00:14:00Jealous that a grandpa prefers Harper over a threesome with you and your loser friend?
00:14:28You were supposed to get rid of him!
00:14:38Come to her party.
00:14:40You take advantage of her kindness and you make fun of her family life.
00:14:44It was a joke! It was a joke!
00:14:46The joke is the fact that Harper turned out to be a good kid without her father in her life.
00:14:51Your dad taught you how to be a witch.
00:14:55Chris, that's enough.
00:14:58Let her go.
00:15:01Yeah, one last thing.
00:15:04What the hell is wrong with you?
00:15:08You're too old to be this petty!
00:15:10You're damn right I'm petty!
00:15:12Let's get one thing straight.
00:15:13Harper might be too kind to flash her family's connections.
00:15:17If you mess with her again...
00:15:18Fuck you up.
00:15:23But we're literally just girls.
00:15:25I don't give a fuck.
00:15:27Everyone out!
00:15:28The fuck out!
00:15:36What the hell was that?
00:15:40What the hell was that?
00:15:41She hurt you.
00:15:59Chris, I'm fine.
00:16:00Chris, I said I'm fine.
00:16:08You're crying.
00:16:11Why are you crying?
00:16:12I won't understand.
00:16:14Those aren't your friends, kid.
00:16:16They just tried to hurt you.
00:16:17I don't need you to fight my battles for me.
00:16:21Stupid.
00:16:22I know they're not my friends, but that was Christina Fox.
00:16:25You just embarrassed me.
00:16:26I'm gonna stop you right here.
00:16:27And she's the queen of our...
00:16:28I said stop!
00:16:32I said stop!
00:16:33I don't care if she runs the school.
00:16:37We'll find you another school.
00:16:39I'm here to keep you safe.
00:16:40Keep you safe by pulling out a gun in front of college students?
00:16:44Just because you run some sort of shady business, does...
00:16:46I choose my next words very carefully, kid.
00:16:51I told you...
00:16:52to stop calling me that.
00:16:57And I told you to stop acting like one.
00:17:02Oh yeah?
00:17:03If I'm such a kid,
00:17:07what's that breast against my leg right now?
00:17:14Sorry, kid.
00:17:15That's my gun.
00:17:17You're gonna have to try a lot harder if you want to turn me on.
00:17:21You better not be here tomorrow.
00:17:23You better not be a single T-shirt in there, Chris Collins, I swear.
00:17:36I don't care what my dad says.
00:17:38You better not be a single T-shirt in there, Chris Collins, I swear.
00:17:42You better not be a single T-shirt in there, Chris Collins, I swear.
00:17:47I don't care what my dad says.
00:17:50You better not be a single T-shirt in there, Chris Collins.
00:17:52You better not be a single T-shirt in there, Chris Collins.
00:17:54You better not be a single T-shirt in there, Chris Collins.
00:17:55Oh!
00:17:57God.
00:18:04What?
00:18:05What?
00:18:06What kind of freak is my dad friends with?
00:18:17No.
00:18:21No, no, no, no, no, no.
00:18:22It's not going to be happening.
00:18:23He's going to be back in any second.
00:18:34You know, if you wanted to play, you could have just asked.
00:18:39I don't want to, I don't want to play.
00:18:41What do you even do with these, you perv?
00:18:44Oh, I'm the perv.
00:18:45You're the one who came into my room, into my closet, when I wasn't here.
00:18:49Uh, I,
00:18:50I was doing you a favor and helping you move out because you shouldn't be here.
00:18:56Uncuff me.
00:19:00What are your manners?
00:19:04Say please.
00:19:08I don't have time for your games, old man.
00:19:13Give me the key.
00:19:20What the?
00:19:21You and I are going to establish some ground rules.
00:19:24Are you ready to listen, like a good little girl?
00:19:27Or am I going to have to keep you cuffed up all day?
00:19:33Rule number one.
00:19:36There was a lot scarier shit out there, kiddo.
00:19:40You just haven't been out in the real world long enough to notice it.
00:19:43So when I tell you that I'm here to protect you, you better listen to everything I say.
00:19:48I can take care of myself.
00:19:51Rule number two.
00:19:53No talking back.
00:19:55I am the last guy.
00:19:57You want to piss off?
00:20:04Rule number three.
00:20:07Don't start any games.
00:20:10You're not ready to play.
00:20:12So what else do you have planned today?
00:20:28Oh, my plans are none of your concerns.
00:20:35Um, here in the regular, no-violent, non-mafia America, we have this thing called privacy.
00:20:43You can have your privacy.
00:20:46Until sunset.
00:20:48What does that mean?
00:20:53You have curfew.
00:20:54How's my daughter?
00:21:18Um, hot.
00:21:20What was that?
00:21:20Uh, she's hot-headed.
00:21:23Why the hell did I say that?
00:21:25That's why you're watching her and not me.
00:21:27Is she back from class?
00:21:29She was supposed to be back from class hours ago.
00:21:32Chris, is my daughter okay?
00:21:34She's fine, Mark.
00:21:35Good.
00:21:36You're my best friend.
00:21:38You're the only one I trust to keep her safe.
00:21:40You better have a good excuse when I find you.
00:21:49Give me some time.
00:21:58Stay with my driving.
00:22:00Look at my head.
00:22:02What do you say?
00:22:06Look at my head.
00:22:10Oh, my God.
00:22:10Look at my head.
00:22:10you're a fucking strip club harper
00:22:25your dad wants me to keep you out of trouble when you're at a goddamn strip
00:22:40uh excuse me we're filming filming filming what some real hot stuff now beat it grandpa go find
00:22:52a room somewhere else i'm looking for harper it says her location is here so step aside before i
00:22:59make you nope harper is my best friend and she didn't mention some old dude would be looking
00:23:04for hey wait wait wait wait he looks so sexy keep going harper
00:23:17you shouldn't be here you shouldn't be here i tried to stop him
00:23:30no harper you shouldn't be in this grimy ass place what do you think you're doing here
00:23:38it's for a class project give him this camera back you prick
00:23:41class my ass is that what you told her to get her here i'd stick this camera straight up
00:23:47not until i pummel this creep then the camera's next
00:23:51hey wait wait wait not the camera cost a thousand dollars
00:23:53you should have thought about that before making harper shoot your porn
00:23:57that is enough
00:24:06these look amazing harper oh my best friend is so sexy wait till the whole class sees this no one's going to see these deleting them
00:24:20deleting them what that is art give him this camera back or i swear to god i'll go out there and i'll give one of those creeps a lap dance
00:24:29see how much my dad likes that
00:24:33your choice
00:24:40camera it is
00:24:44no no no no no no no no no no no you asshole
00:24:48if you ever ask harper to do something like this i will jam that camera so far down your throat
00:24:54you'll be shitting out polaroids what the fuck is your problem
00:25:03i'm leaving now
00:25:10so first you stalked me and then you humiliate me in front of my friends
00:25:18i did it for your own good
00:25:20you assaulted my classmate and ruined our project
00:25:24you need me around for your safety
00:25:26because clearly you can't do it on your own
00:25:28you should have seen the way those guys were looking at you
00:25:31like a piece of meat
00:25:33my classmate
00:25:35it sounds like someone's a little jealous
00:25:37jealous
00:25:41jealous
00:25:43jealous
00:25:45you're cute harper
00:25:49i'll give you that
00:25:50and those
00:25:52things you do
00:25:53they're cute too
00:25:55you know what's not cute
00:25:57me jealous
00:26:00now you were right
00:26:01i'm in some shady business
00:26:02and i don't give two shits about what your little friends think about me
00:26:05but you better not test me
00:26:07or i'll break you
00:26:09in more than one way harper
00:26:14well guess what
00:26:25just admit
00:26:27that you want me
00:26:33what the hell is ha-
00:26:37no way i'm turned on by my best friend's daughter
00:26:41put your seatbelt on
00:26:43you know what chris
00:26:44you want to be my bodyguard
00:26:45fine
00:26:46i'm gonna make you crazy for me
00:26:49let's see if dad keeps you around now
00:26:52so
00:26:53are you gonna tell me who that possessive psycho haughty is
00:26:58no
00:26:59are you sleeping with a professor
00:27:02oh my god maria no ew
00:27:04that's my dad's best friend chris collins
00:27:08he was sent here to keep me safe
00:27:10keep me safe
00:27:11and he secretly wants to fuck you
00:27:13i don't know
00:27:14but i do know that that's the only way my dad will agree to send him home
00:27:18um
00:27:19wait
00:27:20you actually want to seduce your dad's best friend
00:27:25think about it
00:27:27what
00:27:29we need to get my dad to fire chris
00:27:31the only way to do that is if he makes a move so that's step one
00:27:35hmm
00:27:36you should have seen the way he barged into that club looking for you
00:27:40he was jealous harps
00:27:41yeah right
00:27:42jealous of me i'm a college student who works at whole foods he's like a
00:27:47tech genius billionaire hobbyist mma fighter
00:27:51not jealous of you dummy jealous over you
00:27:54it looked like he wanted to kill aaron over you dancing in that lingerie
00:27:58so all we have to do is somehow make chris more jealous until
00:28:03until he snaps
00:28:04and then he has to admit he's got the hots for his best friend's daughter
00:28:08and when your dad sees that he'll be on a plane to buttfuck nowhere in no time
00:28:15here's to operation seduction
00:28:17chris collins you better watch out
00:28:20because i get what i want
00:28:22hmm
00:28:23sexy outfit check popcorn check a notebook the only movie that can make a guy cry check
00:28:42what do you want
00:28:54you done giving me the salad treatment
00:28:57um popcorn
00:28:59harper you idiot
00:29:01seduce him
00:29:02i mean i
00:29:04brought snacks
00:29:06as a peace offering
00:29:08but if you're busy i can come back later
00:29:11wait wait wait wait
00:29:14i have a day but that's not important your pulse is racing
00:29:18what's going on
00:29:20uh
00:29:21is your ex-boyfriend giving you trouble
00:29:24uh
00:29:25no i just
00:29:26i came to ask if you wanted to watch a movie
00:29:30but it's not
00:29:32it's not
00:29:33well are we up watching a movie or not
00:29:45watching a movie or not
00:29:52but what about your date
00:29:58jane
00:29:59jane
00:30:00please jane
00:30:04jane
00:30:05jane
00:30:06jane
00:30:07jane
00:30:08jane
00:30:09how are you not crying this is like the saddest movie ever
00:30:13because it's not real
00:30:15this is ridiculous
00:30:17no one would ever leave a perfect husband like that for someone like this
00:30:24it's true love
00:30:26there's no such thing as true love
00:30:28anyone who's fully grown knows that kiddo
00:30:31or
00:30:32maybe
00:30:35you're just a soulless AI bot
00:30:38and there are batteries in your back
00:30:41what exactly do you think you're doing touching me like that?
00:30:45what exactly do you think you're doing touching me like that?
00:30:59what exactly do you think you're doing touching me like that?
00:31:05now come on
00:31:06just admit that you enjoyed it
00:31:09Don't mess with me, Harper.
00:31:14I'm not a toy.
00:31:15I'll ruin you.
00:31:16Well, I'm not just something that can be ruined.
00:31:20As hard as you try to convince yourself,
00:31:21I'm not a little girl anymore.
00:31:27Not a lie.
00:31:28You are a beautiful woman.
00:31:31And I'm too much for you, Kate.
00:31:33You can't handle me.
00:31:36Try me.
00:31:39I don't do that lovey-dovey shit.
00:31:44I don't kiss, and I don't make love, Harper.
00:31:49Maybe I'm into that.
00:31:50No.
00:31:52I don't think you are.
00:31:56What did you get yourself into, Harper?
00:31:58I don't think you are.
00:32:01And even when you are as well, they never loved you.
00:32:09Just shut up and watch the movie.
00:32:14I'm sorry.
00:32:15I love you.
00:32:17This was the last thing I could do for you.
00:32:19I love you.
00:32:21I love you.
00:32:21You're supposed to seduce him, Harper.
00:32:29Not be seduced by him.
00:32:33I told you not to call me on my personal phone.
00:32:37I told you not to call me on my personal phone.
00:32:41You're late, Big Daddy.
00:32:43But you sound pissed.
00:32:46So I'll wait.
00:32:48You want to come in and fuck your frustration up?
00:32:51Not tonight.
00:32:53Busy.
00:32:54Busy?
00:32:54Busy.
00:32:56Never for me, you're not.
00:32:59When the hell could you possibly be?
00:33:02Are you with another woman?
00:33:04Woman?
00:33:05No.
00:33:08Not a woman.
00:33:11Do you know how many guys would kill to be with me right now?
00:33:21Not this guy.
00:33:23Lose my number.
00:33:24Whoever this girl is, your days are numbered.
00:33:35Do not flake on Milana Kaufman.
00:33:37She's going to be the death of me.
00:33:58Good.
00:33:59Because I'm coming for you, Chris Collins.
00:34:13Stay.
00:34:18Damn it, Harper.
00:34:19mom.
00:34:32Where is her?
00:34:38I'm telling her.
00:34:40I'm telling her.
00:34:42No, we're from this book.
00:34:44You know, if you're trying to fill me up, you should probably have your hand inside your pants.
00:35:07Oh my god, did we have sex?
00:35:10Oh my god, did we have sex?
00:35:12I slept with my dad's best friend.
00:35:14His business partner.
00:35:16I'm a dead girl walking.
00:35:18No, but we might as well if you're going to keep your hand on me.
00:35:26So, so we didn't?
00:35:29No.
00:35:31Because you're still alive.
00:35:33Trust me, you can't handle a night with me, Angel.
00:35:36One night with me is one you wouldn't survive.
00:35:39You don't know that.
00:35:42Let's just say you're lucky you're not my type.
00:35:44Oh yeah?
00:35:46Explain that.
00:35:48That's Mourning Wood, sweetheart.
00:35:51Don't get your hopes up.
00:35:52We're not on a nickname basis.
00:35:55You're just some guy who works with my dad and can't take a hint.
00:35:59Is that what you tell all the guys to get them to sleep with you?
00:36:06Is that how you ask all the guys to sleep with you?
00:36:09Well, what's wrong?
00:36:16Not as adventurous as you thought you were?
00:36:19I am going to go for a cockawalk.
00:36:22I'm going to go for a walk.
00:36:25With my friend.
00:36:26Thanks for watching me sleep.
00:36:29Bye.
00:36:29Bye.
00:36:29This will do.
00:36:51This will do.
00:36:51So my dad's best friend knows how to shoot a gun and beat up my ex,
00:37:05but not how to do laundry.
00:37:17Struggling much?
00:37:18I don't know what your game is,
00:37:41but wearing my shirt first thing in the morning is pretty obvious, kid.
00:37:49I had no other choice.
00:37:50I ran out of clothes and you don't know how to do laundry.
00:37:54Sounds like an excuse to wear my shirt.
00:37:57You just can't get away from it, can you?
00:38:00That's not.
00:38:00No underwear.
00:38:14That's bad manners, Angel.
00:38:18What are you going to do?
00:38:22Punish you.
00:38:27I don't know.
00:38:28You don't know me.
00:38:43I'll tie you up and fuck you only from the back.
00:38:47Would you complain about that, princess?
00:38:51I'd say do your worst.
00:38:53I'd say do your worst.
00:38:58I'm sorry.
00:39:11I can't let this happen.
00:39:12What the heck?
00:39:13Why are you stopping?
00:39:18You deserve someone better that's not just going to tie you up, Harper.
00:39:23But what about...
00:39:24There's no buts.
00:39:25I can't let this happen again.
00:39:40Cut block!
00:39:41You actually tried to fuck your dad's best friend?
00:39:52You actually tried to fuck your dad's best friend?
00:39:56That was part of the plan!
00:39:58I can't even go back to my own place now.
00:40:00I'm so embarrassed.
00:40:01Was it...
00:40:02Big?
00:40:04So big.
00:40:05Look, I don't want to talk about Chris Collins' dick for a second longer.
00:40:11It's bad enough that I basically fondled him like I'm the sex freak.
00:40:15Wait, what do you mean?
00:40:16He's a sex freak?
00:40:17Like, BDSM?
00:40:19The whole nine yards.
00:40:20Whips, chains, handcuffs.
00:40:23My dad has the worst taste in friends, I swear.
00:40:26Why couldn't a hot leather daddy move across from me?
00:40:28Wait, do you think he's going to show up to the alumni gala tonight?
00:40:33Oh, I've got to talk to my best friend's future sugar daddy.
00:40:36Crap, what if he is coming?
00:40:38Well, then you're going to have to show up smoking hot if you want Operation Seduction to work.
00:40:43Stop messing with that.
00:40:59You're going to flash a 90-year-old alumni and give him a heart attack.
00:41:02You don't think it's too much, Maria?
00:41:05How else are you going to woo your man?
00:41:07He's not my man.
00:41:09I hope you're not talking about me.
00:41:15No, leave, Brian.
00:41:16She doesn't want to speak to you.
00:41:19You still letting this loser make your decisions for you, Harps?
00:41:23Huh?
00:41:27What do you want, Brian?
00:41:31Just five minutes.
00:41:35Sorry.
00:41:36But, Harper, are you sure?
00:41:38It's okay.
00:41:39Maybe if I talk to him, he'll finally leave me alone.
00:41:57Where the fuck do you think you're taking?
00:41:59I want to get back together.
00:42:09You cheated on me.
00:42:11I deserve better, Brian, and it's not going to be from you.
00:42:15But that was months ago, huh?
00:42:18Haven't you already got your payback yet?
00:42:19This isn't about payback.
00:42:23I've moved on, and you should, too.
00:42:24What do you mean, moved on?
00:42:29Hmm?
00:42:30Are you fucking other guys?
00:42:32You slut?
00:42:34Hmm?
00:42:34Get off of me!
00:42:35No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
00:42:37Let me see them.
00:42:38Let me see how you're fucking other guys.
00:42:40Show me.
00:42:41Show me!
00:42:42Let go of me!
00:42:43There's the most handsome man at the gala.
00:42:47I was hoping I'd run into you.
00:42:49A drink?
00:42:50I don't have time for this.
00:42:52You still owe me for our canceled plans, you know.
00:42:55That's not happening.
00:42:57Ever.
00:42:58Are you fucking breaking up with me?
00:43:01Me?
00:43:02We were never a thing to begin with, babe.
00:43:05Get the fuck out of my way before I ruin you.
00:43:08It's not a threat.
00:43:09It's a fact.
00:43:10You'll regret this, Christopher.
00:43:18But I'm not gonna come after you.
00:43:20I'm gonna come after your bitch that's stupid enough to take what's mine.
00:43:28Help me!
00:43:30Help!
00:43:30Why are you playing so hard again now, slut?
00:43:33Stop it, that's enough!
00:43:36Good girl.
00:43:36You are gonna regret that, you bitch.
00:43:40I don't think she will, actually.
00:43:43That's for calling her a bitch.
00:43:46And this next one is because this suit is a Dior custom.
00:43:49You just made me rip, asshole.
00:43:53You okay?
00:43:57Take her, you psychopath.
00:43:58She's fucking used goods anyways.
00:44:00Stop it!
00:44:12You're gonna kill him.
00:44:13Good.
00:44:13He's not worth it.
00:44:15Let's go.
00:44:18If you contact her, if you go anywhere near her, I'll finish the job.
00:44:23I promise.
00:44:25Let's go.
00:44:25Take a plug.
00:44:47Chris, you almost killed him.
00:44:50Should we call 911?
00:44:51Seriously, Harper?
00:44:54He tried to hurt you, you still care about him?
00:44:56I handled myself just fine.
00:44:58And if I wasn't there to save your ass, what would have happened?
00:45:17You're taking self-defense classes with me.
00:45:19So you're the little slut that Chris wants to play with now.
00:45:34Let's see who you are.
00:45:36Do we have to do this?
00:45:50What does swimming have to do with self-defense?
00:45:53Doesn't your crazy ex know you can't swim?
00:45:57Your dad wants me to keep you safe.
00:46:00So yes, we have to get rid of everything that your ex can use against you.
00:46:04I'm going to throw up.
00:46:20Breathe.
00:46:23You can do this.
00:46:24I'm right here.
00:46:52Don't focus on the water.
00:46:55Just look at me.
00:47:02It's not hard to do.
00:47:03It's okay.
00:47:17It's okay.
00:47:17It's okay.
00:47:17It's okay.
00:47:18I got you.
00:47:19It's okay.
00:47:21It's okay.
00:47:21It's okay.
00:47:26You're fine.
00:47:28You're fine, Harper.
00:47:29Just breathe.
00:47:37Just keep breathing.
00:47:40How are you feeling?
00:47:48Fine.
00:47:50Just insanely distracted.
00:47:52Ready for the next step?
00:47:59I don't know if I'm ready.
00:48:03I'll hold your hand the whole time.
00:48:05I thought you didn't make those.
00:48:11What?
00:48:14Oh, my God.
00:48:16Oh, my God.
00:48:17You're talking about swimming.
00:48:21You're talking about swimming.
00:48:25What goes on in that head of yours?
00:48:27I want you to get used to being under water.
00:48:54Harper!
00:48:56Harper!
00:48:56What happened?
00:49:04What happened?
00:49:05You blacked out.
00:49:06You're okay.
00:49:08You're okay.
00:49:09Sorry.
00:49:10Sorry.
00:49:12For what?
00:49:15You did amazing.
00:49:18You're just going to get better and better.
00:49:19You did this.
00:49:24It's okay.
00:49:24It's okay.
00:49:24It's okay.
00:49:26We'll try again and more.
00:49:28Just kiss me.
00:49:31Your dad won't like this.
00:49:34Don't think about him.
00:49:35If you want me, then kiss me.
00:49:36I don't think you understand what you're getting into.
00:49:44I'm a dangerous man, Harper.
00:49:45Just say you don't want me.
00:49:47Does that feel like I don't want you?
00:50:02I want you.
00:50:03I told you not to mess with me.
00:50:06You're going to get hurt.
00:50:07I want you to mess with me.
00:50:10I want you to mess with me.
00:50:14I want you to mess with him.
00:50:15what the hell what are you doing we need to talk about this first inside with our minds not our
00:50:29why are you being such a tease you grandpa i'm not a tease i just care about you
00:50:33so you are a grandpa just as much as you're a kid
00:50:38come on let's go inside no i need a moment to pull off
00:50:47i'm gonna shower
00:50:51what are you doing
00:51:04so this is where chris has been lately running a daycare who are you and what are you doing in my
00:51:19house who are you and what are you doing in my house i'm elena kaufman the heiress of the kaufman
00:51:29motor industries i noticed how closely you and chris collins were at the gala and i wanted to
00:51:36warn you he might be sexy but you don't know how dangerous he really is sweetheart yeah he's here
00:51:43to protect me from danger like strangers breaking into my house oh oh honey i go where i want
00:51:51plus i keep tabs on our mutual friend you've been tracking him what kind of psycho are you
00:51:59the same kind he is let's just say chris and i have explored each other very intimately
00:52:07let's just say chris and i have explored each other very intimately i'm surprised
00:52:17doesn't look like you can handle him in bed just all around
00:52:23not intense enough for him not intense enough yeah well chris and i actually have a lot of fun
00:52:34oh oh please don't make me laugh i mean look at you you're the most vanilla missionary pillow
00:52:43princess pepper you're out of your league kid don't call me that
00:52:48you want to know how chris likes the fuck he likes to take you from behind handcuff you
00:52:58so you can't run choke you out none of that kissing pillow talk well maybe he likes to have sex
00:53:07with you from behind because he doesn't like to look at your face
00:53:10he'll be bored of you in a week he actually lives here with me
00:53:18help me i can't swim
00:53:31help i can't swim
00:53:37parker parker
00:53:51smile for tms loser
00:53:56please help
00:53:58just crawl your way out idiot
00:54:00that's what you get for stealing my man
00:54:04harper
00:54:11harper
00:54:15harper
00:54:19harper
00:54:23harper
00:54:27Harper! No! Come on!
00:54:46I thought I was going to die. I thought I was going to die.
00:55:07You're okay. Just breathe. Just breathe. You're safe now.
00:55:13Way to downgrade, Chris. I mean, I know she can homewreck, but she can't even swim. It's pathetic.
00:55:20Homewreck? Harper could never homewreck us, Malala. She couldn't if she tried.
00:55:31I need to come back to me, baby. We were just playing hard together, so I got a little jealous.
00:55:38She could never homewreck us, because there's nothing to wreck.
00:55:45Joke me. Harder. I miss how rough you get, baby.
00:55:53I don't love you. And you almost killed Harper.
00:55:58How was I supposed to know that the bitch couldn't swim? She's fine. Stop overreacting, baby.
00:56:05What are you doing?
00:56:14Tomorrow you're going to wake up to a call from your dad asking you why his company has tanked on the stock market,
00:56:20and why his major investors have pulled out their funds from Kaufman Motors.
00:56:25You're going to tell, dear old dad, that it's because his psychotic daughter is responsible for his company going bankrupt.
00:56:32You got that?
00:56:33Are you threatening me?
00:56:35Are you threatening me?
00:56:36No. I'm telling you. Don't fuck with the people I care about.
00:56:44Get out of here.
00:56:45Wait. Please, don't. I'll do anything. Please.
00:56:50What are you doing?
00:56:51Chris, no! Wait! Wait!
00:57:21I'm sorry for the situation I put you in, Barbara.
00:57:30She will not bother you again. I swear.
00:57:35Don't worry about it.
00:57:39I guess we both have histories of dating crazies, huh?
00:57:46I've never dated her. We weren't a thing.
00:57:52Not a brain to her.
00:58:00Are you seriously jealous right now?
00:58:07She said that...
00:58:09That I would never be able to handle you.
00:58:18She said that...
00:58:23That I would never be able to handle you.
00:58:28Satisfy you.
00:58:30In bed.
00:58:32That I was too much of a kid and that...
00:58:41You'd never be into me.
00:58:46Is that true?
00:58:50That's not how I feel, Harper.
00:58:54But I don't know if I can tell you how I feel.
00:58:57I'm supposed to protect you.
00:58:59When I was in that pool, I...
00:59:06I really thought I was gonna die.
00:59:09And all I could think about was all the things I regret never doing.
00:59:16What did you regret?
00:59:20Not doing this sooner.
00:59:22Not doing it sooner.
00:59:24No.
00:59:26No.
00:59:27No.
00:59:30Don't worry.
00:59:31No.
00:59:33I'm scared.
00:59:35No.
00:59:36what the hell am i doing why don't you stop again you're playing with fire harper
00:59:59your dad is going to kill me i promise you that my dad doesn't care about me
01:00:05or the things i get up to this isn't about mark it's about you and me so whatever it is you're
01:00:12dreaming of behind those doe eyes of yours you need to kill it i'm too dangerous
01:00:18so you're saying the kiss was a mistake and i should forget this ever happened
01:00:26it's for the best harper there's a reason i don't let people close to me yeah
01:00:32it's because you're a coward you're allowed to be mad at me just admit it you led me on and then
01:00:41you got cold feet just be a man and own it don't you're a psycho
01:00:46just trying to protect you
01:00:56morning
01:01:05bagel i'm not hungry
01:01:08you need to eat
01:01:13no what i need is for you to move out and leave me alone
01:01:27are we even now
01:01:34bageled me and you made me strip tease for you
01:01:38what's wrong ghetto i hate seeing you like this
01:01:43you should have thought about that before you broke my heart
01:01:46columbia university gallery exhibition featuring the work of students
01:02:04harper reeves
01:02:05i'm going to make this up to you
01:02:11promise
01:02:13has mr colin seen this harper you're like michael fucking angelo
01:02:24nope
01:02:27and he's never going to
01:02:30huh
01:02:31i didn't invite chris to the gallery opening
01:02:34why would i invite an asshole who led me on
01:02:37oh hey hey
01:02:40let's forget about that douchebag
01:02:42okay you need to impress some fancy pants arts investor so you can pass this class
01:02:46and i am not letting you fail
01:02:48stop moping
01:02:50let's go wine and dine some rich people
01:02:52okay
01:02:53okay
01:02:56how long do you think this took to paint christina like a million hours
01:03:13who the fuck cares
01:03:15we're gonna destroy it in a few minutes anyway
01:03:18make sure no one's coming
01:03:23i think i hear them coming let's go
01:03:47one last touch
01:03:49good luck being the only artist who doesn't make a single sale tonight
01:04:01perfect
01:04:02tonight is gonna be perfect
01:04:08huh
01:04:10what
01:04:11no no no no my
01:04:14my final project
01:04:16how am i gonna graduate
01:04:18why would someone do this to me
01:04:20harper
01:04:25harper
01:04:28i'm kind of confused
01:04:30is the painting supposed to be this ugly
01:04:32is the painting supposed to be this ugly
01:04:38don't say that
01:04:41it's obviously her self-portrait
01:04:44did you do this
01:04:51christina
01:04:53if i don't
01:04:55sell my work tonight
01:04:57i'm gonna fail the class
01:04:58we're gonna report you to the dean christina
01:05:00you're not gonna get away with this
01:05:02guess what
01:05:02you have no proof
01:05:04good luck with that losers
01:05:07that's what you get for fucking with me harper
01:05:11harper
01:05:13there's the student i've been looking for
01:05:16professor i can explain
01:05:17harper
01:05:20is this your work
01:05:24it's so ugly
01:05:26isn't it professor
01:05:27we have to fail harper
01:05:29it looks like a complete choke
01:05:32ladies
01:05:33i assure you harper knew what she was doing
01:05:36in fact
01:05:37a guest just bought this piece
01:05:40wait what
01:05:41who would buy this crap
01:05:43i will
01:05:44who would buy this piece of crap
01:05:59i will
01:06:00it's you
01:06:03you psycho grandpa
01:06:05attacked us
01:06:06at a party
01:06:07christina don't be rude
01:06:09don't you know who this is
01:06:11chris collins is a renowned rare art collector
01:06:14there's no way
01:06:16that's okay professor
01:06:17not everyone has taste
01:06:19how much for this painting
01:06:23oh no
01:06:24our starting price is 18
01:06:26done
01:06:31wait
01:06:34$1,800
01:06:35you can study at this school or not
01:06:38we haven't sold one single painting for less than $18,000
01:06:42you're telling me this
01:06:43gun pulling
01:06:45whiskey chugging
01:06:46whack ass grandpa
01:06:47just has
01:06:48$18,000
01:06:50sitting in his bank account
01:06:52here's two mil
01:06:55take the rest and buy
01:06:57art supplies
01:06:58whatever it is you need to get
01:06:59for harper's sake
01:07:01sir
01:07:01mr collins
01:07:03this is too much
01:07:04oh my god
01:07:05oh my god
01:07:06are you fucking kidding me
01:07:09are you fucking kidding me
01:07:13language
01:07:14miss hawks
01:07:15don't tell me what to do old lady
01:07:17who cares if this old man gave you two million dollars
01:07:21my father still runs this university
01:07:25money runs this university
01:07:27and i'm going to report the two of you to the chancellor
01:07:30who will be ecstatic to see this check
01:07:32for disciplinary action
01:07:34you're going to get us expelled
01:07:37professor you can't
01:07:39please
01:07:40getting expelled sounds
01:07:42just about right to me
01:07:43no wait professor
01:07:44not so fast
01:07:46what the fuck else do you want from me
01:07:49whoa
01:07:51no
01:07:52I can't believe that you two would do something like this
01:08:02good luck proving it was us
01:08:04knowing that you have to live with your bitter jealous selves every day is satisfying enough for me
01:08:10I don't need to ruin your lives
01:08:13no stresses though
01:08:15wait what huh
01:08:17hey
01:08:18what was it that you two said
01:08:37oh
01:08:38right
01:08:39good luck proving it was me
01:08:41the chancellor wants you two in his office now
01:08:47you're being suspended
01:08:48let's go
01:08:49why are you grabbing us
01:08:51they're the ones who did this
01:08:52so rest them
01:08:53let's go
01:08:54oh i'm gonna have to get this on camera
01:08:57i'll see you later
01:08:58congratulations on the sale miss reeves
01:09:04chris that was 18 grand
01:09:06that's 18 000 dollars
01:09:09seriously
01:09:10i thought it'd be more expensive
01:09:13what happened to the chris who said that it was a mistake getting to know me
01:09:22he um
01:09:25i mean i
01:09:28i was an idiot
01:09:31i was an idiot
01:09:31and i'm sorry
01:09:32but i think this might help
01:09:34show you how much i want you
01:09:37a blindfold
01:09:52i want you harper
01:09:55i want to do things to you
01:09:57bad things
01:10:01but only if you want me to
01:10:06i do
01:10:08why'd we stop
01:10:21i've been waiting so long for this
01:10:24i'm just gonna have to wait a teensy bit longer
01:10:28because i have to go wrap up the show
01:10:30and i'll wait for you
01:10:36or that for me tonight
01:10:39harper
01:10:46harper
01:10:48hello
01:10:49earth to harper
01:10:50you need to look at this
01:10:52can it wait maria
01:10:53i'm having
01:10:54very inappropriate thoughts
01:10:57about my father's business partner
01:10:58no
01:10:59no
01:10:59that's what i need to tell you about
01:11:01harper look
01:11:02you got the
01:11:05the guns and the money
01:11:07it's not just for show
01:11:08harper he's dangerous
01:11:10you need to move out
01:11:11now
01:11:12you can't keep living with him
01:11:13i need to talk to him
01:11:15okay
01:11:15harper
01:11:16taxi
01:11:26for harper
01:11:27harper
01:11:31hey
01:11:32let go of me
01:11:33stop it
01:11:33please
01:11:34please let me go
01:11:45if it's money
01:11:46i'll give you however much you want
01:11:49harper
01:11:51harper
01:11:52harper
01:11:53harper
01:11:54ryan
01:11:56why are you doing this we broke up
01:11:59we broke up because you've been fucking that old man
01:12:02you psycho
01:12:03he had nothing to do with our breakup
01:12:06he humiliated me
01:12:10but luckily for me
01:12:11your little boyfriend
01:12:13what does he have
01:12:14he has some dangerous enemies
01:12:16ain't that right fellas
01:12:17once he arrives
01:12:21to save his little princess
01:12:22well
01:12:25we don't need to get into the more details do we
01:12:27no
01:12:28no
01:12:29you can just watch
01:12:31no
01:12:32no
01:12:33no
01:12:33no
01:12:34no
01:12:34no
01:12:35no
01:12:35no
01:12:37no
01:12:38no
01:12:39no
01:12:40no
01:12:41no
01:12:42no
01:12:43no
01:12:44no
01:12:45no
01:12:45no
01:12:46a trap
01:12:53what the hell
01:12:55fall into my soul
01:13:04ooh if i'm this world
01:13:07that hurts me so
01:13:10not bad for a guy who hates romance
01:13:14i hope you don't mind i wanted our first time to be special harper
01:13:21before you sleep with my daughter
01:13:23before you sleep with my daughter you should probably know where she is first
01:13:27hey crap i can explain
01:13:33you're gonna explain
01:13:34but first
01:13:36you know my daughter
01:13:44harper's in trouble we need to go
01:13:45harper's in trouble we need to go okay
01:13:46can we have some food with you after we kill other grants
01:13:53huh
01:13:53oh
01:13:56oh
01:14:00oh
01:14:00oh
01:14:02looks like he's here
01:14:03are you ready
01:14:05to see
01:14:06your old friend
01:14:07die harper
01:14:08huh
01:14:09get ready boys
01:14:11get ready boys
01:14:11i'm going to make you regret you ever touched her
01:14:27that's what happens chris when you mess around with my shit
01:14:36what's the matter tough guy
01:14:54what
01:14:55you can't talk without your little bodyguards
01:14:57let me go i i i i already told you once you should have listened to me dead
01:15:09i'm gonna kill you god damn dick
01:15:14are you okay
01:15:34did he hurt you
01:15:35chris
01:15:37i put you in
01:15:39in danger
01:15:40you should run far away from me and my package
01:15:42when it comes to you harper
01:15:44i'm willing to take my chances
01:15:46would someone
01:15:53like to tell me what the fuck is going on
01:15:57oh my god dad what the hell
01:16:03it's okay
01:16:03i'll handle it
01:16:05i want to hear it from my daughter
01:16:06why are you making out with my best friend harper
01:16:09i want an answer now before i before i kill him
01:16:12no dad
01:16:13look
01:16:13i know we don't have the most warm and fuzzy relationship
01:16:17but
01:16:18deep down
01:16:19i know that
01:16:21you just want me to be safe
01:16:24chris makes me feel safe
01:16:30please don't be mad
01:16:32you're wrong about that
01:16:37it's not deep down
01:16:38it is the most important thing to me
01:16:41your happiness
01:16:42if that means being with chris
01:16:47then he better not screw this up
01:16:50or i will make him regret it
01:16:52i believe you
01:16:54you keep her safe
01:16:58with my goddamn life
01:17:02you remember my instructions
01:17:20yes
01:17:22yes daddy
01:17:34say it
01:17:38yes daddy
01:17:40i want you to beg for it
01:17:47i want you
01:17:51to fuck me now
01:17:54i want you to beg for it
01:18:06i want you to beg for it
01:18:08what you're looking for
01:18:10you're my friend
01:18:11what you're looking for
01:18:13daddy
01:18:14say it
01:18:16or i'll punish you
01:18:18don't stop daddy
01:18:31are you sure about that
01:18:51you have two choices mr collins
01:19:08you can either uncuff me
01:19:12or fuck me
01:19:15you know i'm dangerous
01:19:31or at your mind
01:19:35do your worst daddy
01:19:39as i start
01:20:02i'm not stopping
01:20:02i thought
01:20:07you only fucked girls
01:20:09you're different
01:20:15ready for round five
01:20:32stop it
01:20:34i'm sore
01:20:35now let me out
01:20:36so i can go pee
01:20:37what if i don't
01:20:41what was that
01:20:44crap
01:20:44it's my dad
01:20:45honey you home
01:20:47um dad i'm kind of busy right now
01:20:49stop
01:20:49i told you i was busy
01:20:55this is my home
01:20:58harper roots
01:20:59if you want to get up to adult stuff you need to move out
01:21:02okay i will
01:21:03can you get out
01:21:05i think i've had enough surprises to last a lifetime chris can i please just open my eyes
01:21:23no please keep them
01:21:24no please keep them covered
01:21:24i want to give a speech
01:21:27and i can't look at you while you're giving a speech
01:21:29i get nervous when i open up
01:21:32you literally carry around a gun but whatever just get on with it
01:21:38it's gonna phone
01:21:39what i do for a living
01:21:41what i do for a living
01:21:42the not so legal part
01:21:43it's dangerous for me to let people into my life
01:21:49and for me to be vulnerable yeah but i knew when i was in charge of keeping you safe i was doomed
01:22:00you're like a magnet harper and i want to be around you forever
01:22:07so you're moving into the empire state building
01:22:19i'm moving you in there as a graduation present and also i love you and want you to be my girlfriend
01:22:33present only if you want to either way the apartment's yours are you serious
01:22:44what's wrong is it tacky i liked it i thought deal
01:22:50but on one condition boyfriend which is you have to move in there with me
01:23:03deal
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