00:00Secretary of State Charlotte Field of the United States of America.
00:08So are you like dating the Prime Minister of Canada?
00:11No.
00:11No?
00:12No, it's weird.
00:13I know this great little place not too far from here.
00:16Oh, it's called a mini bar and it's in my room.
00:19You asked.
00:20No, hey, I'm hooked up with my fair share of world leaders too.
00:24I 69 Fidel Castro once.
00:27You thought his beard was big.
00:30So how does that work with you?
00:31Do you like to date?
00:32Guys don't really want to date women who are more powerful than them.
00:35It's a Dick Stribbler.
00:36Dick Stribbler is my favorite Batman villain though.
00:39So you're going to ask why I'm still single?
00:41I know, I get it.
00:42Yeah, I get it.
00:45Oh, I just died.
00:47Just breathe.
00:48We're seconds in.
00:50One, two, three, four.
00:52Don't have to count while you're doing this.
00:53One, two, three, four.
00:53It helps me.
00:54One, two, three, four.
00:56The optics of you and Fred would destroy your entire career.
01:08It's a pretty woman, but she's Richard Gere and you're Julia Roberts.
01:11You've got destiny on your side.
01:12Oh, I feel so scared.
01:14I'm going to try to conduct myself in such a way that does not risk global humiliation.
01:21She bought me this shit.
01:22It's a traditional Swedish suit.
01:24I don't see another fucking Swede dressed like this.
01:27Calm the Smurf down.
01:28Bring a fucking suit next time.
01:34Fred, I need you to come work on that speech with me right now.
01:37Am I being too bossy?
01:40No, no.
01:40We'll do exactly what you were imagining, and then you turn me around, slap me on my ass,
01:45and then choke me a little bit.
01:46Oh, my God.
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