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Deborah Vance, humoriste légendaire mais vieillissante, est sur le point de perdre sa résidence à Las Vegas. De son côté, la jeune Ava, scénariste de comédie, est sur la sellette à cause d'une mauvaise blague postée sur Internet. Il se trouve que les deux femmes ont le même agent, qui organise une rencontre.

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00:00Ladies and gentlemen, the queen of Sin City, Ms. Denver Vance, y'all!

00:05You guys are going to have a fabulous time.

00:072,500 shows, what do you have to say?

00:10Well, I'll tell you what I have to say.

00:12Eat your heart out, Celine!

00:18Pentatonix? Did you know about this?

00:20Marty wants to cut my dates.

00:21He said he needs to appeal to a younger crowd.

00:24You need to do something about this, Jimmy.

00:25Hey, Vianne! I need you to go to the computer store!

00:34You can't give me a meeting to write on anything.

00:37Debra Vance is intrigued by the idea of you writing jokes for her.

00:40The QVC moo-moo lady?

00:42They're caftans.

00:43You told me to, like, interrupt you on a more important client call.

00:48I'm sending you to Las Vegas.

00:52Why are you here?

00:52I got a call this morning saying that you wanted to meet.

00:55Well, Jimmy sent you against my wishes.

00:57Good luck with your career, honey.

00:59Fucking bitch.

01:00Excuse me, did you have something else to say?

01:02Yeah.

01:03So cool they let you move into a cheesecake factory.

01:05Is that where you wait tables? That seems like a better fit.

01:07I'd rather sling bang-bang chicken and shrimp all day than work here, you classist monster.

01:13We can start early tomorrow.

01:19How's it going in Vegas? You and Debra Vance, Thelma, and Louise yet, or what?

01:21No, but I do want to drive off a cliff.

01:25Okay, you ready to do some work?

01:26Let's see.

01:27Meat, toes, pedicure.

01:31Wow.

01:32It's like watching Picasso sing.

01:34You mean paint?

01:36No.

01:38Make some noise for the OG female comedian, Debra Vance!

01:43I can't believe this is what she's doing today.

01:46Is it seriously worth it?

01:48Worth about a hundred grand and some stock.

01:50A hundred grand?

01:52And some stock.

01:54It's going to be hard to work together if we can't communicate.

01:57We don't work together.

01:58You work for me.

01:59You're making it really hard.

02:01You don't know what hard is.

02:02You got plucked off the internet at, what, 20?

02:05You just got lucky.

02:06I'm also good.

02:07Good is the minimum.

02:08It's the baseline.

02:09And even if you're great, you still have to work really fucking hard.

02:13You have to scratch and claw and it never fucking ends.

02:16And it doesn't get better.

02:18It just gets harder.

02:21Oh, good.

02:21My ride's here.

02:22Wait, you're leaving me here?

02:23Yep.

02:27This is late night.

02:28Yes, I am a woman.

02:30I know it's very confusing.

02:31My accountant didn't even know what to put on my tax return, so he just wrote mouthy broad.

02:39When you share a sense of humor with someone, you make each other better.

02:45When you get big, there's no sense of excitement, no risk that people are going to hate you.

02:49Oh, come on.

02:50Plenty of people can still hate you.

02:53That was good.

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