Apprentis parents

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Pete et Ellie sont en train de se faire construire une immense maison en banlieue, suffisamment grande pour y accueillir des enfants. Jusqu'ici avoir une famille n'était pas au programme de leur vie de couple. Mais certaines idées reçues peuvent évoluer avec le temps. Pourtant, au grand désarroi de Pete, Ellie se renseigne d'abord sur les procédures d'adoption. Le couple rencontre Karen, une assistante sociale qui lui propose de s'occuper d'enfants déjà grands. Pete et Ellie se voient donc confier Juan, Lita et Lizzy, une adolescente rebelle de 15 ans. La jeune fille s'habille un peu trop court et reçoit des photos graveleuses de la part d'un garçon, ce qui amène à une situation difficile à gérer pour les nouveaux parents...

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00:00Sous-titrage Société Radio-Canada

00:30FYI, we can all hear you.

00:31Hmm?

00:32It's okay.

00:32Don't mingle with the kitties and, uh, don't give it another thought.

00:35Bye-bye.

00:36She was cool.

00:37She comes with two younger siblings, Juan and Rita.

00:41Three kids?

00:41Too much.

00:42Why would you show us that?

00:43What are we supposed to say, no to that now?

00:47Oh, man, look around.

00:48Make yourself at home.

00:49I'm not saying we're perfect parents.

00:51Should we give them a kiss goodbye?

00:52You guys are overthinking this.

00:54But we might have a little bit of a knack for this.

00:57Oh, no!

00:58Are you sure?

01:00Keep in mind, folks, it is not gonna be easy.

01:04Mom.

01:05Hi, honey.

01:06That's a mucker.

01:07That's gonna be for, like, a week.

01:08Oh, dear.

01:10These kids will test your will.

01:12I have played 150 games of Candyland with Rita.

01:15You ever play frickin' Candyland?

01:16It's brutal.

01:17It's very dull.

01:18And push buttons you didn't even know you had.

01:20We could have just picked a toddler who doesn't have the pinions and thong underwear.

01:23What are you wearing?

01:23Sorry I don't dress like an uptight douche like you.

01:26Hey, this is real cashmere.

01:29Do I dress like a douche?

01:30No.

01:30Pretend, Mom!

01:32But with some structure and love, these kids could blossom.

01:35Let me fix it for you.

01:37Everything's gonna be okay.

01:38Thanks, Daddy.

01:39I got my first daddy.

01:42You suck.

01:44I want some of that.

01:45Can I help you with anything?

01:46Nope.

01:56I want to take my phone.

01:59She's taking naked selfies of herself?

02:01Tell me who this is.

02:02Is this that kid Jacob?

02:03Dick pic.

02:04We got a dick pic.

02:06Honey, what exactly is a dick pic?

02:08Jesus, that is a trout.

02:10But, get out of here!

02:15Hey, hey, hey, hey!

02:16I saw the picture you sent her, Jacob.

02:17You're lucky I'll end your life right now, Carrot Top.

02:20We're gonna call your mom.

02:21You're going down today.

02:22So what do you think of that, Jacob?

02:23My name is not Jacob.

02:26What?

02:27Okay, okay, okay.

02:38We'll see you next time.

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