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00:00So, have you read the script yet?
00:02Oh, I'm sorry, Brian. I haven't gotten around to it.
00:05Why not now? You know? Just get it off your plate.
00:07Oh, gosh, you know what? I don't even know what I did with the copy that you gave...
00:11Ah, fuck, there it is.
00:13Well, Lauren, it's a real pleasure having you here for dinner.
00:16Of course, I'm sure this isn't as exciting as your usual cuisine.
00:19You know, all that caviar with the little silver spoons.
00:22Actually, Mrs. Griffin, caviar spoons are carved from bone.
00:25They don't use metal because it reacts chemically with the fish eggs and changes their taste.
00:28Oh, well, that's fascinating.
00:31You could have just complimented the free food, but one-upping me is another way to go.
00:35So, you know, guys...
00:36Bitch.
00:36Lauren just...
00:37Oh, Lois, Dylan is very special to me, and...
00:41Well, didn't you just get a ticket for running a red light?
00:44Yeah, like six years ago.
00:46And I got that ticket because I got distracted because you were leaning out the window barking at a cow.
00:51So you admit you ran the red light?
00:54Fuck you.
00:55Whoa! Not the kind of language I want Dylan exposed to.
00:58Have fun with your dead kids, reckless driver.
01:00Dr. Hartman violated me.
01:02He took my innocence.
01:06What?
01:09Peter, that's a prostate exam.
01:11It's an important part of a physical for men your age.
01:14You sound just like him!
01:19Fucking idiot.
01:20The fact that's right.
01:28Okay.
01:34It's an important part of a football player.
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