- 5 months ago
Signed, Sealed, Deceived By My Billionaire Mailboy
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00:00I'm excited to put my marketing skills to good use and to grow with the company.
00:10Really, it is an honor to be here.
00:12You will not be sorry you hired me.
00:15I'm counting on that.
00:18Is he hitting on me?
00:20The marketing assistant, Claire, will get you acclimated.
00:25Okay.
00:30Hey, I'm Clara. I'll help you get set up.
00:47Hey, thanks. I'm Ellie.
00:50Sorry, those girls back there, were they?
00:52Oh, do not worry about them.
00:54They're just trying to figure out who you slept with to land the job.
00:57I am highly qualified.
00:59Relax.
01:00It can be our little dirty secret.
01:16He's hot, but he's a broke clerk. Don't waste your time.
01:19I mean, it looks like you're all set up, actually.
01:23I'll see you.
01:24I'll see you.
01:25When are you going to quit that menial job?
01:34It's embarrassing, son.
01:36You're worth millions.
01:40Act like it.
01:47Ellie!
01:47Take a seat.
01:49Thank you, Mr. Preston.
01:53I will come and will when no one else is around.
01:58You know something?
01:59That dress fits you in all the right places.
02:04It just needs one little adjustment.
02:08There we go.
02:11Perfect.
02:12Oh, my God.
02:13What do I do?
02:14Now, you are familiar with our tracking system, right?
02:17You've used the CRM before?
02:19Yes.
02:20Good.
02:20You do understand what your position is here, right?
02:27I'm sorry.
02:29I'm not feeling well.
02:31If you'll excuse me.
02:32Eh, she'll come around.
02:35Allah.
02:37ę Kyloch, she'll come.
02:37Oh, lookie travel.
02:38Oh, lookie travel.
02:41Oh, my God.
02:49Oh, my God.
02:52Here we go.
02:53Hi, My God.
02:54I'm sorry.
02:55I'm sorry.
02:56Bye.
02:57Bye.
02:58Bye.
03:00Bye.
03:03Bye.
03:03Bye.
03:04Bye.
03:04Bye.
03:05Bye.
03:05Bye.
03:05Bye.
03:05I'd ask you how your day went.
03:07What?
03:08Did you take the vets?
03:09Yeah, yeah. You're where some mom was.
03:14Well, what's wrong?
03:15I think the only reason why my boss hired me is because maybe you want something else from me.
03:20Seriously? Already?
03:22Yeah. Yeah, and I can't afford to lose this job. We need it.
03:25Oh, you really didn't waste any time.
03:27Did you at least get some free terrible office coffee?
03:30I... I got something to, uh, tree up.
03:35Cheer me up. Is this an eviction notice?
03:41Are you kidding?
03:44Surprise.
03:46You are horrible at cheering people up, Max.
03:49I'll get a job.
03:52No.
03:54You're not gonna get a job because what I need you to do is focus.
03:58Stay in school. I promised mom that I would take care of you.
04:01So I'm gonna take care of you, okay?
04:04No. Mom, take a hug.
04:17Yeah, well, you know, she's got big plans.
04:21She's wearing that see-through shirt. Like, come on. Be for real.
04:24Like, that's supposed to get his attention.
04:30Ellie. Come see me.
04:32Yes.
04:35You want her to see me?
04:36Come in. Make a seat. No, no, no, no, no.
04:39This side. Why don't you check it out? See how it feels.
04:44Okay.
04:45You're... impressive, Ellie. Really... really impressive.
04:57Most people in your position would play it safe.
05:01But you've got instincts.
05:03I'm just doing my job.
05:04Mm-hmm.
05:05And doing it... beautifully, I might add.
05:09I think I should probably, um, get back.
05:11Mm-hmm.
05:12Oh, Chris, look. I can't. I'm sorry.
05:15Well...
05:17Someone just made the biggest mistake of their lives.
05:19Oh, my God.
05:24It's gonna be okay. I'm gonna get another job, and it's gonna be fine.
05:30It's not gonna be fast enough, though. I should've just let him.
05:35That's a weird pep talk. Are you okay?
05:38Yeah, I think I just got fired.
05:40Sweetie.
05:42Did I get fired?
05:44You've been reassigned.
05:49Uh, the mail room?
05:52Welcome to the heart of the company.
05:55Well, I didn't do anything wrong.
05:57I didn't say you did.
05:58Well, then why am I being punished? Just because I didn't let him kiss me?
06:01This happens all the time.
06:02Mr. Preston is a very powerful CEO, but he's forgiving.
06:06Would you really fight your way back up?
06:08Not to the people who say no.
06:10Look, you can either cry about it, or prove that you're better than a corner desk.
06:15It's up to you.
06:17Oh, right. Ask for, um, Colton.
06:20Hm?
06:21Um...
06:26What?
06:34Um...
06:37...
06:39Um...
06:40I'm Colton. You must be my new employee. I'm your supervisor.
07:03You are my supervisor?
07:06Yes.
07:10Come on, I'll show you the kingdom.
07:12Thanks, Mr. Carter.
07:14No, just call me Colton, or else it makes it seem like I'm going to do your parents' taxes or something.
07:25Look, I know that it's not very glamorous down here, and let me guess, you just cried in the bathroom for 30 minutes and are now silently panicking yourself.
07:35But I can promise you things are going to be okay.
07:38You seem like you're an expert of crying in bathrooms.
07:42Only on Mondays.
07:45Come on.
07:50Well, this is your desk.
07:53I promise you I won't bite, usually.
07:58You want some water?
08:00I'll go get you some water.
08:02Okay.
08:02Okay.
08:08All right, we're going to have to calm down.
08:15Just breathe.
08:15He's just a man with arms and a jawline.
08:21The world's most underrated crisis management tool.
08:26Hydration.
08:27In a paper cup and everything.
08:28Yeah, well, I guess that just goes to show how good of a boss I am, and how good of a subordinate you are.
08:36I'm sorry.
08:37That was totally inappropriate.
08:38I was kidding.
08:39Okay.
08:39Ellie, look.
08:51I know that it's not anyone's dream to be in the mailroom, but I can tell that you have something special.
08:58Everything's going to be okay.
09:02Thanks.
09:02Of course.
09:16So, what were you doing upstairs?
09:19I'm a marketing strategist, or I was.
09:22Strategist in the mailroom.
09:24Preston must be running this place blind.
09:27If he had half a brain, he would use social media to increase our stock.
09:31That's what I would do, at least.
09:33Oh, it sounds like you've actually thought about this.
09:35Maybe a little bit.
09:37I mean, after all, we're not just a couple of pretty faces.
09:41Are we?
09:50Another tough one?
09:51I got devoted to the mailroom.
09:55Did you do your homework?
09:57Yeah, yeah.
09:58Whatever.
09:58Oh, you also have a doctor's appointment.
10:02If I can leave or call, let me take you.
10:04What's the point?
10:05We can't even afford doctors.
10:07I'm going to get us through this.
10:08Okay.
10:10I'm going to take care of everybody.
10:10Hey, you trust me, right?
10:13Yeah.
10:14I missed.
10:15Yeah.
10:16I trust you.
10:17Okay.
10:19I've got it.
10:20Oh.
10:20I'm going to take care of everybody.
10:45Oh my god, I'm in so much trouble.
11:02I guess blueberry.
11:03If you don't like it, just lie to me.
11:06You bought me breakfast?
11:09Well, don't get used to it.
11:10I bribe new employees to like me.
11:13That's all.
11:15That bad, huh?
11:37No, it's perfect.
11:40Just like you.
11:43What was that?
11:44I don't want to say anything.
11:46I thought you said something.
11:49Well, don't worry about this.
11:50I'll just buy you a new one.
11:53Let's go do some deliveries.
11:54It's the best part of the job.
11:57Get to go inside, get some fresh air, and enjoy some awkward elevator rides.
12:03Quicker than me.
12:16I'm trying.
12:18Oh, this is where I used to work.
12:20Right there.
12:22I bet that chair looked a whole lot better with you in it.
12:26They made a big mistake.
12:27You want to make it a little bit more interesting?
12:33Oh, so.
12:41That's not a good one.
12:43You'll find out.
12:44What does that say?
12:54Um, it says baby goat loose on the third floor.
12:57Handle immediately.
12:59You're crazy.
13:00You are dangerous, aren't you?
13:03Don't you think that that's a little risky, isn't it?
13:06Oh, my God.
13:11Someone's coming.
13:11We have to go.
13:16Jesus, do you think that my saws?
13:18Oh, I think we're good.
13:19Oh.
13:20I'm excited to put my marketing skills
13:49to good use and to grow at the company.
13:52Really, it is an honor to be here.
13:54You will not be sorry you hired me.
13:57I'm counting on that.
14:00Is he hitting on me?
14:01The marketing assistant, Claire, will get you acclimated.
14:07Okay.
14:07Hey, I'm Clara.
14:28I'll help you get set up.
14:29Hey, thanks.
14:29I'm Ellie.
14:30Sorry, those girls back there, were they?
14:34Oh, do not worry about them.
14:36They're just trying to figure out who you slept with to land the job.
14:39I am highly qualified.
14:41Relax.
14:42It can be our little dirty secret.
14:43He's hot, but he's a broke clerk.
14:59Don't waste your time.
15:01I mean, it looks like you're all set up, actually.
15:05I'll see you.
15:06I'll see you.
15:07When are you going to quit that menial job?
15:16It's embarrassing, son.
15:18You're worth millions.
15:22Act like it.
15:29Ellie!
15:31Take a seat.
15:34Thank you, Mr. Preston.
15:35I'll come and will when no one else is around.
15:40You know something?
15:41That dress fits you in all the right places.
15:46It just needs one little adjustment.
15:51There we go.
15:53Perfect.
15:54Oh my God, what do I do?
15:55Now, you are familiar with our tracking system, right?
15:59You've used the CRM before?
16:01Yes.
16:02Good.
16:02You do understand what your position is here, right?
16:10Um...
16:10I'm sorry.
16:11I'm not feeling well.
16:13If you'll excuse me.
16:16Eh, she'll come around.
16:17No, not all.
16:37No, not all.
16:42No, no, no, not all.
16:43I'd ask you how your day went.
16:49What?
16:50Did you do sugar meds?
16:51Yeah, yeah.
16:52You're worse than mom was.
16:57Well, what's wrong?
16:58I think the only reason why my boss hired me is because maybe you want something else
17:02from me.
17:03Seriously?
17:04Already?
17:05Yeah.
17:06Yeah, and I can't afford to lose this job.
17:07We need it.
17:08Oh, you really didn't waste any time.
17:09Did you at least get some free terrible office coffee?
17:12Hey, I got something to, uh, tree up.
17:20Cheer me up.
17:22Is this an eviction notice?
17:24Are you kidding?
17:27Surprise.
17:28You are horrible at cheering people up, Max.
17:32I'll get a job.
17:35No.
17:37You're not going to get a job because what I need you to do is focus.
17:41Stay in school.
17:42I promised mom that I would take care of you.
17:44So I'm going to take care of you, okay?
17:50No.
17:51Mom, take a hug.
17:51Yeah, well, you know, she's got big plans.
18:04Throwing that see-through shirt, like, come on, be for real.
18:07Like, that's supposed to get his attention.
18:09Ellie, come see me.
18:14Yes.
18:18You want her to see me?
18:19Come in.
18:20Make a seat.
18:20No, no, no, no, no.
18:22This side.
18:23Why don't you check it out?
18:26See how it feels.
18:28Okay.
18:29You're impressive, Ellie.
18:36Really, really impressive.
18:40Most people in your position would play it safe.
18:44But you've got instincts.
18:46I'm just doing my job.
18:48And doing it beautifully, I might add.
18:52I should probably, um, get back.
18:53Oh, person, I can't.
18:56I'm sorry.
18:57Well, someone just made the biggest mistake of their lives.
19:06Oh, my God.
19:08It's going to be okay.
19:09I'm going to get another job, and it's going to be fine.
19:13It's not going to be fast enough, though.
19:14I should have just let him.
19:17That's a weird pep talk.
19:19Are you okay?
19:21Yeah, I think I just got fired.
19:22Sweetie, did I get fired?
19:26You've been reassigned.
19:32The mail room?
19:34Welcome to the heart of the company.
19:37Well, I didn't do anything wrong.
19:39I didn't say you did.
19:41Well, then why am I being punished?
19:42Just because I didn't let him kiss me?
19:44This happens all the time.
19:45Mr. Preston is a very powerful CEO, but he's forgiving.
19:48Did you really fight your way back up?
19:49Not to the people who say no.
19:52Look, you can either cry about it, or prove that you're better than a quarter desk.
19:58It's up to you.
20:00Oh, right.
20:00Ask for, um, Colton.
20:02Hmm.
20:16I'm Colton.
20:39You must be my new employee.
20:42I'm your supervisor.
20:43You are my supervisor?
20:48Yes.
20:52Come on, I'll show you the kingdom.
20:54Thanks, Mr. Carter.
20:56No, just call me Colton, or else it makes it seem like I'm going to do your parents' taxes or something.
21:07Look, I know that it's not very glamorous down here.
21:10And let me guess, you just cried in the bathroom for 30 minutes and are now silently panicking yourself.
21:17But I can promise you things are going to be okay.
21:21You seem like you're an expert of crying in bathrooms?
21:24Only on Mondays.
21:25Oh.
21:27Okay.
21:28Come on.
21:29Okay.
21:30Well, this is your desk.
21:35I promise you it won't bite, usually.
21:40Want some water?
21:42I'll go get you some water.
21:44Okay.
21:44All right, we're going to have to calm down.
21:57Just breathe.
21:57He's just a man with arms and a jawline.
22:03The world's most underrated crisis management tool.
22:08Hydration.
22:09In a paper cup and everything.
22:10Yeah, well, I guess that just goes to show how good of a boss I am and how good of a subordinate you are.
22:18I'm sorry.
22:19That was totally inappropriate.
22:20I was kidding.
22:21Okay.
22:24Ellie, look.
22:29I know that it's not anyone's dream to be in the mailroom, but I can tell that you have something special.
22:40Everything's going to be okay.
22:44Thanks.
22:47Of course.
22:47So, what were you doing upstairs?
23:01I'm a marketing strategist, or I was.
23:04Strategist in the mailroom.
23:06Preston must be running this place blind.
23:09If he had half a brain, he would use social media to increase our stock.
23:13That's what I would do, at least.
23:15Oh, it sounds like you've actually thought about this.
23:16Maybe a little bit.
23:19I mean, after all, we're not just a couple of pretty faces.
23:23Are we?
23:32Another tough one?
23:33I got devoted to the mailroom.
23:38Did you do your homework?
23:39Yeah, yeah.
23:40Whatever.
23:40Whatever.
23:42Oh, you also have a doctor's appointment.
23:44That can leave our car that I take you.
23:46What's the point?
23:47We can't even afford doctors.
23:49I'm going to get us through this.
23:50Okay.
23:52I'm going to take care of everything.
23:52Hey.
23:53You trust me, right?
23:55Yeah.
23:56Promise?
23:57Yeah.
23:58I trust you.
23:59Okay.
24:01I've got it.
24:02No.
24:02No.
24:02No.
24:04No.
24:14No.
24:15No.
24:16I don't know.
24:20No.
24:25No.
24:25Oh my god, I'm in so much trouble.
24:44I guess blueberry, if you don't like it, just lie to me.
24:48You bought me breakfast?
24:50Well, don't get used to it. I bribe new employees to like me, that's all.
25:18Not bad, huh?
25:19No, no, it's perfect.
25:25What was that?
25:31Well, don't worry about this, I'll just buy you a new one.
25:35Let's go do some deliveries. It's the best part of the job.
25:39Get to go inside, get some fresh air, and enjoy some awkward elevator rides.
25:45Okay.
25:57Quicker than me.
25:59Try.
26:00Oh, this is where I used to work. Right there.
26:03I bet that chair looked a whole lot better with you in it. They made a big mistake.
26:12You want to make it a little bit more interesting?
26:15Awesome.
26:23That's not a good one.
26:24What does that say?
26:36Um, it says baby goat loose on the third floor.
26:39Handle immediately.
26:41You're crazy.
26:45Don't you think that that's a little risky, isn't it?
26:48Oh my god, someone's coming. We have to go.
27:00Oh, I think we're good.
27:02Oh.
27:02I'm excited to put my marketing skills to good use.
27:19I'm excited to put my marketing skills to good use and to grow at the company.
27:34Really, it is an honor to be here.
27:36You will not be sorry you hired me.
27:39I'm counting on that.
27:42Is he hitting on me?
27:44The marketing assistant, Clara, will get you acclimated.
27:49Okay.
28:19Relax.
28:24It can be our little dirty secret.
28:39He's hot, but he's a broke clerk.
28:41Don't waste your time.
28:42I mean, it looks like you're all set up, actually.
28:47I'll see you.
28:48I'll see you.
28:55When are you going to quit that menial job?
28:58It's embarrassing, son.
29:00You're worth millions.
29:04Act like it.
29:05Thank you, Mr. Preston.
29:17Oh, Commonwealth.
29:18When no one else is around.
29:22You know something?
29:23That dress fits you in all the right places.
29:27It just needs one little adjustment.
29:34There we go.
29:35Perfect.
29:36Oh, my God.
29:36What do I do?
29:37Now, you are familiar with our tracking system, right?
29:41You've used a CRM before?
29:43Yes.
29:44Good.
29:44You do understand what your position is here, right?
29:51I'm sorry.
29:53I'm not feeling well.
29:55If you'll excuse me.
29:58Eh, she'll come around.
30:23I'd ask you how your day went.
30:31What?
30:32Did you take your meds?
30:33Yeah, yeah.
30:34You're worse than Mom was.
30:38Well, what's wrong?
30:40I think the only reason why my boss hired me is because maybe you want something else from me.
30:45Seriously?
30:46Already?
30:47Yeah.
30:48Yeah, and I can't afford to lose this job.
30:49We need it.
30:50Oh, he really didn't waste any time.
30:51Did you at least get some free terrible office coffee?
30:55I, I got something to, uh, cheer you up.
31:02Cheer me up.
31:03Is this an eviction notice?
31:06Are you kidding?
31:09Surprise.
31:10You are horrible at cheering people up next.
31:14I'll get a job.
31:17No.
31:18You're not going to get a job because what I need you to do is focus.
31:23Stay in school.
31:24I promised Mom that I would take care of you.
31:26So I'm going to take care of you, okay?
31:32No.
31:33Mom, take a hug.
31:33Yeah, well, you know, she's got big plans.
31:46She's wearing that secret shirt.
31:47Like, come on.
31:48Be for real.
31:49Like, that's supposed to get his attention.
31:54Billy.
31:55Come see me.
31:56Yes.
32:00You want her to see me?
32:01Come in.
32:01Take a seat.
32:02No, no, no, no, no, no.
32:04This side.
32:05Why don't you check it out?
32:08See how it feels.
32:10Okay.
32:15You're impressive, Ellie.
32:18Really, really impressive.
32:22Most people in your position would play it safe.
32:26But you've got instincts.
32:28I'm just doing my job.
32:29And doing it beautifully, I might add.
32:34I should probably, um, get back.
32:35Mm-hmm.
32:37Oh, Prisca, I can't.
32:38I'm sorry.
32:39Well, someone just made the biggest mistake of their lives.
32:43Oh, my God.
32:50It's going to be okay.
32:51I'm going to get another job, and it's going to be fine.
32:55It's not going to be fast enough, though.
32:56I should have just let him.
32:59That's a weird pep talk.
33:01Are you okay?
33:03Yeah, I think I just got fired.
33:05Sweetie.
33:06Did I get fired?
33:07You've been reassigned.
33:14The mailroom?
33:16Welcome to the heart of the company.
33:19Well, I didn't do anything wrong.
33:21I didn't say you did.
33:23Well, then why am I being punished?
33:24Just because I didn't let him kiss me?
33:26This happens all the time.
33:27Mr. Preston is a very powerful CEO, but he's forgiving.
33:30Did you really fight your way back up?
33:32Not to the people who say no.
33:34Look, you can either cry about it, or prove that you're better than a corner desk.
33:40It's up to you.
33:41Oh, right.
33:42Ask for, um, Colton.
33:44Most of you.
33:54I don't know.
33:56Bye.
33:57Bye.
33:57Bye.
33:58Bye.
33:58Bye.
34:08Bye.
34:10Bye.
34:10Bye.
34:12Bye.
34:12Bye.
34:12Bye.
34:13Bye.
34:14Bye.
34:14Bye.
34:14I'm Colton. You must be my new employee. I'm your supervisor.
34:27You are my supervisor?
34:30Yes.
34:34Come on, I'll show you the kingdom.
34:36Thanks, Mr. Carter.
34:38No, just call me Colton, or else it makes it seem like I'm going to do your parents' taxes or something.
34:44Look, I know that it's not very glamorous down here, and let me guess, you just cried in the bathroom for 30 minutes and are now silently panicking yourself.
34:59But I can promise you things are going to be okay.
35:03You seem like you're an expert of crying in bathrooms.
35:06Only on Mondays.
35:10Come on, I'll.
35:11Okay.
35:14Well, this is your desk.
35:17I promise you it won't bite, usually.
35:22You want some water?
35:24I'll go get you some water.
35:26Okay.
35:26All right, we're going to have to calm down.
35:38Just breathe.
35:39He's just a man with arms and a jawline.
35:44The world's most underrated crisis management tool.
35:50Hydration.
35:51In a paper cup and everything.
35:53Yeah, well, I guess that just goes to show how good of a boss I am and how good of a subordinate you are.
36:00I'm sorry.
36:01That was totally inappropriate.
36:02I was kidding.
36:03Okay.
36:10Ellie, look.
36:11Okay.
36:11Okay.
36:11Okay.
36:11Okay.
36:11Okay.
36:11Okay.
36:11Okay.
36:11Okay.
36:11Okay.
36:11Okay.
36:11Okay.
36:11Okay.
36:11Okay.
36:12Okay.
36:12Okay.
36:13Okay.
36:13Okay.
36:14Okay.
36:14I know that it's not anyone's dream to be in the mail room, but I can tell that you have
36:21something special.
36:22Everything's going to be okay.
36:25Thanks.
36:29Of course.
36:39So, what were you doing upstairs?
36:42I'm a marketing shot adjuster.
36:44I was strategist in the mail room, Preston must be running this place blind.
36:50If he had half a brain, he would use social media to increase our stock.
36:55That's what I would do at least.
36:56Oh, it sounds like you've actually thought about this.
36:58Maybe a little bit.
37:00Maybe a little bit.
37:01I mean, after all, we're not just a couple of pretty faces.
37:05It's a couple of times.
37:05But I don't know how to do these things.
37:06I don't know.
37:07I've been doing this.
37:08Are we?
37:10I'm going to move around.
37:11I can't wait.
37:12I'll move around.
37:13I can't wait.
37:14I can't wait.
37:15I got demoted... to the mailroom.
37:19Did you do your homework?
37:20Yeah, yeah.
37:21Whatever.
37:22Okay.
37:23Oh, you also have a doctor's appointment.
37:25Beck and Leibor, I'll let you take you.
37:27Okay.
37:28What's the point?
37:29We can't even afford doctors.
37:31I'm gonna get us through this.
37:32Okay.
37:33I'm gonna take care of everything.
37:34Hey, you trust me, right?
37:36Yeah.
37:37Promise?
37:38Yeah.
37:39I trust you.
37:41Okay.
37:42I've got it.
37:44Bye.
38:14Oh my god, I'm in so much trouble.
38:25I guess, Blueberry, if you don't like it, just lie to me.
38:30You bought me breakfast?
38:32Well, don't get used to it. I bribe new employees to like me. That's all.
38:44That bad, huh? No, no, it's perfect. Just like you.
39:09What was that?
39:13I don't want to say anything.
39:15I thought you said something.
39:17Well, don't worry about this. I'll just buy you a new one.
39:21Let's go do some deliveries. It's the best part of the job.
39:25Get to go inside, get some fresh air, and enjoy some awkward elevator rides.
39:33Okay.
39:37Quicker than me.
39:45I'm trying.
39:47Oh, this is where I used to work. Right there.
39:51I bet that chair looked a whole lot better with you in it.
39:55They made a big mistake.
39:59You want to make it a little bit more interesting?
40:01How so?
40:09That's not a good one.
40:11You'll find out.
40:21What does that say?
40:23Um, it says baby goat loose on the third floor.
40:25Handle immediately.
40:27You're crazy.
40:29You are dangerous, isn't you?
40:31Don't you think that that's a little risky, isn't it?
40:39Oh my god, someone's coming. We have to go.
40:41Jesus, do you think anybody saw us?
40:45Oh, I think we're good.
40:47Oh.
41:11I'm excited to put my marketing skills to good use and to grow at the company.
41:21Really, it is an honor to be here.
41:23You will not be sorry you hired me.
41:25I'm counting on that.
41:27Is he hitting on me?
41:29The marketing assistant, Claire, will get you acclimated.
41:35Okay.
41:41Hey, I'm Clara. I'll help you get set up.
41:57Hey, thanks. I'm Ellie.
41:59Sorry, those girls back there, were they?
42:03Oh, do not worry about them. They're just trying to figure out who you slept with to land the job.
42:07I'm highly qualified.
42:09Relax.
42:10It can be our little dirty secret.
42:26He's hot, but he's a broke clerk. Don't waste your time.
42:30I mean, it looks like you're all set up, actually.
42:34I'll see ya.
42:35I'll see ya.
42:40When are you gonna quit that menial job?
42:44It's embarrassing, son.
42:46You're worth millions.
42:50Act like it!
42:52I'll see ya.
42:53Thank you, Mr. Preston.
42:54Oh, Commonwealth.
42:55When no one else is around.
42:56You know something?
42:57That dress fits you in all the right places.
43:14It just needs one little adjustment.
43:20There we go.
43:21Perfect.
43:22Oh my god, what do I do?
43:24Now, you are familiar with our tracking system, right?
43:27You've used the CRM before?
43:29Yes.
43:30Good.
43:31You do understand what your position's here, right?
43:38Um...
43:39I'm sorry.
43:40I'm not feeling well.
43:41If you'll excuse me.
43:45Eh, she'll come around.
43:46I'm not feeling well.
44:07I'm not feeling well.
44:11I'd ask you how your day went.
44:18What?
44:19Did you check your bets?
44:20Yeah, yeah. You're worse than mom was.
44:26Well, what's wrong?
44:27I think the only reason why my boss hired me is because maybe he wants something else from me.
44:32Seriously?
44:33Already?
44:34Yeah. Yeah, and I can't afford to lose this job. We need it.
44:37Oh, you really didn't waste any time.
44:39Did you at least get some free terrible office coffee?
44:41I... I've got something to, uh, tree up.
44:49Cheer me up.
44:51Is this an eviction notice?
44:53Are you kidding?
44:56Surprise.
44:58You are horrible at cheering people up, Max.
45:01I'll get a job.
45:04No.
45:06You're not going to get a job because what I need you to do is focus.
45:10Stay in school.
45:11I promised mom that I would take care of you, so I'm going to take care of you, okay?
45:19No.
45:20Mom, take a hug.
45:29Yeah, well, you know, she's got big plans.
45:31And she's wearing that see-through shirt, like, come on, be for real.
45:36Like, that's supposed to get his attention.
45:42Millie, come see me.
45:44Yes.
45:47You want her to see me?
45:48Come in.
45:49Take a seat.
45:49No, no, no, no, no.
45:51This side.
45:52Why don't you check it out?
45:55See how it feels.
45:56Okay.
46:02You're impressive, Eileen.
46:05Really, really impressive.
46:09Most people in your position would play it safe.
46:13But you've got instincts.
46:15I'm just doing my job.
46:16And doing it beautifully, I might add.
46:21You should probably, um, get back.
46:23Mm-hmm.
46:24Oh, Priscilla, I can't.
46:25I'm sorry.
46:27Well, someone just made the biggest mistake of their lives.
46:30Oh, my God.
46:37It's gonna be okay.
46:38I'm gonna get another job.
46:39And it's gonna be fine.
46:42It's not gonna be fast enough, though.
46:44I should have just let him.
46:46That's a weird pep talk.
46:48Are you okay?
46:50Yeah, I think I just got fired.
46:52Sweetie.
46:53Did I get fired?
46:56You've been reassigned.
46:57Okay.
47:00The mailroom?
47:03Welcome to the heart of the company.
47:06Well, I didn't do anything wrong.
47:09I didn't say you did.
47:10Well, then why am I being punished?
47:11Just because I didn't let him kiss me?
47:13This happens all the time.
47:14Mr. Preston is a very powerful CEO, but he's forgiving.
47:17Not to the people who say no.
47:18Look, you can either cry about it
47:21or prove that you're better than a corner desk.
47:24It's up to you.
47:25I...
47:26I...
47:26I...
47:28I...
47:29I...
47:30I...
47:31I...
47:32I...
47:33I...
47:34I...
47:35I...
47:36I...
47:37I...
47:38I...
47:39I...
47:40I...
47:41I...
47:42I...
47:43I...
47:44I...
47:45I...
47:46I...
47:47I...
47:48I...
47:49I...
47:50I...
47:51I...
47:52I...
47:53I...
47:54I...
47:55I...
47:56I...
47:57I'm Colton. You must be my new employee. I'm your supervisor.
48:11You are my supervisor?
48:14Yes.
48:18Come on, I'll show you the kingdom.
48:20Thanks, Mr. Carter.
48:22No, just call me Colton, or else it makes it seem like I'm going to do your parents' taxes or something.
48:27Look, I know that it's not very glamorous down here, and let me guess, you just cried in the bathroom for 30 minutes and are now silently panicking yourself.
48:43But I can promise you things are going to be okay.
48:47You seem like you're an expert of crying in bathrooms?
48:50Only on Mondays.
48:51Oh.
48:53Okay.
48:54Come on.
48:55Okay.
48:57Well, this is your desk.
49:01I promise you I won't.
49:04You want some water?
49:05I'll go get you some water.
49:16All right.
49:17Just breathe.
49:20He's just a man with arms and a jawline.
49:26The world's most underrated crisis management tool.
49:31Hydration.
49:32In a paper cup and everything.
49:34Yeah, well, I guess that just goes to show how good of a boss I am and how good of a subordinate you are.
49:38I'm sorry.
49:42That was totally inappropriate.
49:43I was kidding.
49:44Okay.
49:44Okay.
49:51Ellie, look.
49:56I know that it's not anyone's dream to be in the mailroom, but I can tell that you have something special.
50:02Everything's going to be okay.
50:06Thanks.
50:10Of course.
50:10So, what were you doing upstairs?
50:24I'm a marketing strategist, or I was.
50:27Strategist in the mailroom.
50:29Preston must be running this place blind.
50:32If he had half a brain, he would use social media to increase our stock.
50:36That's what I would do, at least.
50:37Oh, it sounds like you've actually thought about this.
50:40Maybe a little bit.
50:42I mean, after all, we're not just a couple of pretty faces.
50:46Are we?
50:55Another tough one?
50:56I got devoted to the mailroom.
51:01Did you do your homework?
51:02Yeah, yeah.
51:03Whatever.
51:05Oh, you also have a doctor's appointment.
51:07Beck and Lee Booker, I'll let you take you.
51:09What's the point?
51:10We can't even afford doctors.
51:12I'm going to get us through this.
51:13Okay.
51:15I'm going to take care of everybody.
51:15Hey, you trust me, right?
51:18Yeah.
51:19I missed.
51:20Yeah.
51:21I trust you.
51:22Okay.
51:24I've got it.
51:25Oh.
51:29Oh.
51:30Oh.
51:30Oh.
51:30Oh.
51:30Oh.
51:37Oh my God, I'm in so much trouble.
52:00I guess blueberry.
52:08If you don't like it, just lie to me.
52:12You bought me breakfast?
52:14Well, don't get used to it.
52:15I bribe new employees to like me.
52:18That's all.
52:19Not bad, huh?
52:42No.
52:43No, it's perfect.
52:45Just like you.
52:48What was that?
52:49I don't know.
52:50Say anything.
52:51I thought you said something.
52:54Well, don't worry about this.
52:55I'll just buy you a new one.
52:58Let's go do some deliveries.
52:59It's the best part of the job.
53:02Get to go inside.
53:04Get some fresh air.
53:04And enjoy some awkward elevator rides.
53:10Okay.
53:10Quicker than me.
53:22Try.
53:23Oh, this is where I used to work.
53:25Right there.
53:28I bet that chair looked a whole lot better with you in it.
53:31They made a big mistake.
53:35You want to make it a little bit more interesting?
53:38How so?
53:38That's not a good one.
53:48How do you think?
53:48Go find out.
53:57What do you want?
53:58What does that say?
53:59It says baby goat loose on the third floor.
54:02Handle immediately.
54:03You're crazy.
54:05You are dangerous, isn't you?
54:08Don't you think that that's a little risky, isn't it?
54:15Oh my god, someone's coming.
54:16We have to go.
54:21Jesus, Jesse.
54:22My saws?
54:23I think we're good.
54:24I think we're good.
54:25Oh my god.
54:26I think we're good.
54:26I think we're good.
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54:27I think we're good.
54:27I think we're good.
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