- yesterday
https://t.me/TopFilmUSA1
Category
😹
FunTranscript
00:00Hey, she'll make you laugh till you wheeze, and she has issues with Marisol's knees.
00:08It's What's What Happens Live with Andreana DeMora and Lonnie Love now.
00:23Welcome to What's What Happens Live.
00:25I'm your host, Andy Cohen, and the Bravo Clubhouse on Chotsky Night.
00:28Please welcome my first guest from the Real Housewives of Miami, Andreana DeMora and Basquiat on her lap.
00:34The last time my next guest was here, she made Teresa Giudice...
00:38Ha-ha, laugh, funny.
00:40...so much that she got invited to her wedding, and now she'll make you laugh discussing ingredients on Season 2 of Forking Delicious.
00:47100 Iconic Dishes, streaming now on Tastemade+.
00:50Say hi to our friend Lonnie Love.
00:54Love you, Lonnie Love.
00:55Love you, Lonnie Love.
00:56I want to give a special welcome to our audience tonight.
01:00We are filled with public school teachers.
01:03Thank you for all that you do.
01:06My favorite people, teachers.
01:09Yes!
01:09I want to get right into tonight's Miami episode.
01:13Adriana, it was good to see you and Marisol make up.
01:16I was happy you brought her an apology tonight.
01:19That's right.
01:19That was really nice.
01:21I'm glad Basquiat got laid tonight on tonight's episode.
01:25You really expected Julia to, like, not go on the plane if you were not invited on the plane?
01:33Well, at least to, like, mention it beforehand, not to be as surprised that I didn't know she was going and I wasn't.
01:39Okay.
01:41Reed and Shade wants to know, Adriana, why do you think the other girls were more upset about the text messages than Julia throwing a drink in Gertie's face?
01:48Ooh.
01:49That's a good question.
01:50I mean, in my equation, that's not the same, but some people, I guess, don't see things the way they are, so I don't know.
01:56Lonnie, want to hear the number one question for you?
01:58Oh, what is it?
02:00Denzel M. said, do you accept Tamar's public apology towards you, and are you interested in having a conversation with her to bury the beef?
02:08I have no beef.
02:09That's what I want people to understand.
02:11There is no beef.
02:11It's a one-sided thing.
02:13Yeah, it's like, you know, and my thing is, you know what, when all that went down, y'all, I was in Iceland.
02:20I didn't know what was going on.
02:21Okay.
02:22You know, and so I didn't know anything, and then I got all this information, and I'm like, you know what, people wanted me to respond.
02:28I'm like, I never respond.
02:29Andrew, you know me.
02:30I never respond to this.
02:31Yes.
02:32Oh, Andrew.
02:32I use my platform to entertain, inform, and inspire, not to do beefs.
02:37If I was on your show, though, I would, because I'd be like...
02:40Oh, can we cast her?
02:41Over at the bar, the plot of her new novel is as messy as the drama in Miami.
02:47Check out Maggie, or a man and a woman walk into a bar out now.
02:50Say hi to author Katie Yee.
02:52Hi, Katie.
02:53Great to see you.
02:55I'm excited about your new book.
02:57Drinking Game Alert.
02:58My guests won't know it.
02:59Anytime you hear anyone say this word, if you're 21 or over, in honor of tonight's preppy dinner, drink like you're prepping for a hangover.
03:06I love the preppy meal tonight.
03:08Me too.
03:09I love tonight's episode, actually.
03:10I thought it was great.
03:12At Julia's Baby Shower, Adriana made the ladies eat out of diapers, but tonight we'll be eating out of the palm of Lonnie's hand.
03:18And she feeds us a steady stream of hot takes in a round of Bravo.
03:22No, they didn't.
03:23What did you think of the never-ending telenovela that is Alexia's life in general, but specifically her back and forth with Todd?
03:31Oh, because Todd got that D.
03:33That's what it is, okay?
03:34He has the...
03:35He has the D.
03:36He has the...
03:37Good D.
03:37You know what I'm talking about, Andrew.
03:39I do.
03:39I know about the good D, yeah.
03:41Okay, yeah.
03:42So that's the reason why.
03:43Anytime that man make you cry, I remember 1996.
03:46It happened to me.
03:48So, yeah.
03:48That's what's going on.
03:49How are you feeling about new housewife Stephanie so far?
03:51I love Stephanie.
03:52Stephanie is a boss.
03:54She got the money.
03:54She got the Birkins.
03:55She's doing her thing.
03:56She's ready to stand up to anybody.
03:58Rich sister, amen.
03:58How did you feel about Adriana's bony knees diss to Marisol?
04:03Top 10 of all disses of all time.
04:09Even though they made up tonight, which I really liked.
04:12I did.
04:13Whose side have you been on in the Gertie Julia thing?
04:16You know what?
04:17Both of them are going through different things in their lives.
04:19Yeah.
04:19Especially with Gertie and the cancer and being a survivor.
04:23So, I just want to see it play out a little bit more.
04:26And then I can make my decisions.
04:28But they'll come back to each other.
04:29What did you make of your fellow guest Adriana's frustration that her bestie Julia is cozying
04:35up to Alexia and Marisol?
04:37I get it.
04:38I get it, girl.
04:38You've been doing everything for Julia.
04:40And then she go over there with them bitches.
04:42I get it.
04:42All right?
04:43That happened to me in 2002.
04:45Right?
04:46You know what I mean?
04:46So, I understand.
04:47I feel your pain.
04:49It'll be all right.
04:49She's going to come back to you because they fake and you real.
04:52Oh.
04:54Do you think Kristen is on to something by characterizing Janet as a fan or is she just
05:00trying to get under Janet's skin?
05:02She's just getting under Janet's skin.
05:03Do you up more or less of Sheena and Lala next season?
05:06I don't give a damn about them two.
05:08Did you hate Jessie's droopy drawers as much as my staff did?
05:13Yeah, because they were gray.
05:15They should have been white.
05:15Yes.
05:16That's the problem.
05:16Yeah, yeah, yeah.
05:17They look like my drawers.
05:18That's why I was mad.
05:19Thank you very much, Lonnie Love.
05:23When Adriana announced she was getting her master's in psychology from Harvard, her friend
05:28Shady Reactions proved they have degrees in reading.
05:31Now it's time for Adriana to analyze the whole group.
05:34It's, uh, okay, Adriana, for each of the Miami gals, use your expert opinion to diagnose
05:39their biggest issues, starting with Julia.
05:43What's her biggest issue?
05:45Covert narcissism.
05:47Covert narcissism.
05:49Okay, what about Gertie?
05:51Too real.
05:52Too real.
05:53What about Larsa?
05:58Fake some things about it.
06:00Some things are fake.
06:01Some things about her are fake.
06:03Okay, what about Alexia?
06:05Work in progress.
06:07Okay, that's your diagnosis.
06:08Do you want, like, clinical names?
06:10Or you want just, like...
06:11Yeah, I want you to know clinically what you think they're going through.
06:14Like, they don't have...
06:15It doesn't have to be...
06:16Oh, wow.
06:16We're going to open a Hope and Dara's box here.
06:18Yeah, well, that's what I do.
06:19Okay, well, starting with Marisol.
06:21That...
06:22Okay, well, let's go next to Marisol.
06:23Here's Marisol.
06:24Yeah, I mean, like, that is borderline personality disorder.
06:27Oh, wow.
06:28Okay, you did make up tonight.
06:31Lisa, did you agree that everyone characterized her as a narcissist at that party?
06:35You know, what Lisa is, she has ADD, you know, and that's why she can't be on time.
06:40She's, like, you know, very impulsive.
06:43Okay.
06:43What about Kiki?
06:45Kiki, I think she's normal.
06:47She's normal.
06:48Okay, what about Stephanie?
06:50Stephanie is normal, too.
06:52Okay, thank you very much, Adriana.
06:56Adriana publicly slammed Julia for accepting the private plane invite before she was included,
07:01calling her a supposed best friend.
07:03And so we're going to fly through some questions and see if they land on the same page, okay?
07:09This is the supposed BFF test.
07:11We have prerecorded Julia's answers to a variety of Miami-themed questions.
07:16For each one, Lonnie has to guess if the besties' answers will match.
07:20Oh.
07:20I will count down from three, and both Adriana and Julia will answer,
07:24and we will see if they are in agreement.
07:26Okay, so don't answer yet, Adriana.
07:28Okay.
07:28Who do you feel is more at fault for the problems in their friendship, Larsa or Lonnie?
07:33Lonnie, will they match?
07:35Larsa or Lisa?
07:37I'm sorry.
07:38Lonnie, will they match?
07:39They will match.
07:42Okay.
07:42Who do we feel is more at fault for the problems in their friendship?
07:46Three, two, one.
07:48Answer.
07:48Lisa.
07:49Larsa.
07:51Oh!
07:51Okay.
07:52You answer when I say one.
07:54Okay?
07:55Do you understand?
07:57Okay.
07:57So you both are answering the question at the same time.
08:00Oh.
08:01Okay.
08:02Okay.
08:02So will they match with the question,
08:05who in your group is the guiltiest of leaking information to bloggers?
08:09Okay.
08:10Will they match?
08:11No.
08:12Okay.
08:12Okay.
08:13Who is guiltiest of leaking info to bloggers?
08:16Three, two, one.
08:18Marcel.
08:18Gertie.
08:19Okay.
08:20You did not match.
08:22Okay.
08:22Will they match this question?
08:24Julia is guilty of sucking up to Alexia.
08:27True or false?
08:28Will they match?
08:30Yes.
08:31Okay.
08:32Julia is guilty of sucking up to Alexia.
08:34True or false?
08:35What?
08:35Three, two, one.
08:36Three, two, one.
08:38False.
08:38No.
08:39Okay.
08:39They did not match.
08:40The question will be, Alexia and Todd, our end game are not meant to be.
08:45Will they match?
08:47Yes, they will match.
08:48Okay.
08:48Three, two, one.
08:50No.
08:51Not meant to be.
08:52Okay.
08:52They match.
08:53All right.
08:53I got to do.
08:55Okay.
08:56Which bestie is more dedicated to the other, Marisol or Alexia?
09:00Lani, will they match?
09:02No.
09:03Okay.
09:03Three, two, one.
09:05Marisol.
09:05Both of them.
09:06Oh.
09:07Okay.
09:08They didn't match.
09:09Okay.
09:09Who from your cast is the most guilty of face-tuning their social media pictures?
09:16Will they match?
09:16No.
09:17Okay.
09:18Who's guilty of face-tuning the most?
09:21Three, two, one.
09:22All of us.
09:23Lisa.
09:25Okay.
09:26Who throws the lamest parties in the group?
09:31Lani, will they match?
09:32Yes.
09:33Okay.
09:34Lamest parties.
09:35Three, two, one.
09:36Gertie.
09:40Gertie?
09:40No.
09:41Julia.
09:41Oh.
09:42Okay.
09:43Who has the tackiest style?
09:45Lani, will they match?
09:47Yes.
09:48Okay.
09:48Who has the tackiest style?
09:50Three, two, one.
09:52Julia.
09:52Gertie.
09:53Oh.
09:54Okay.
09:55They barely matched.
09:56All right.
09:57Uh, okay.
09:59Very good.
09:59We're done with that.
10:00Is it time for the shot ski, everybody?
10:03It is.
10:04Okay.
10:04It's time for the shot ski.
10:07Okay.
10:07Let's do this together.
10:09Come on, guys.
10:11We're going to do this together.
10:13It is that time of night.
10:15One, two, three.
10:16All right.
10:22You can get your own shot ski at shotbybravo.com.
10:25Coming up more with Adriana and Lani.
10:27Don't miss tomorrow night's show with Gina Kershineider and Julia Garner after The Real
10:32Outsides of Orange County.
10:33We have a lot more shows coming up.
10:36We are going to be right back, y'all.
10:41Jimmy Farris.
10:42All right.
10:50Welcome back to What's What Happens Live.
10:52I'm Andy Cohen in the Marvel Clubhouse with Adriana DeMauro from The Real Outsides of Miami
10:56and Lani Love.
10:57Hey, you guys.
10:59This is good news.
11:01Lani Love is joining Martin Lawrence on select stops of the Y'all Know What It Is Tour.
11:08Tickets and dates are available online now.
11:11Lani Love is constantly touring.
11:13If you hear she's coming to your town, you've got to get tickets to see her because she is
11:17so funny and she has a great time.
11:19She's got like 90 minutes of new material at all times.
11:23Over at the bar, it's Katie Yee.
11:25Her debut novel, Maggie, or a man in a woman walking to a bar, is out now.
11:29Congratulations.
11:31Drink a game reminder.
11:32Anytime you hear this word in honor of Adriana's song, Drinker, if it's legal, where you are,
11:37set your joint on fire.
11:39Okay.
11:40Okay.
11:40Let's take questions for our fans.
11:42In studio, we have Tony from Kentucky.
11:44You are a public school teacher.
11:46I am.
11:46What do you teach?
11:47I'm transitioning to an alternative school position.
11:50I taught high school English for 13 years.
11:52Wow.
11:52God bless you.
11:53Excellent.
11:53Okay, what's your question for Lonnie Love?
11:57Lonnie, I know that you're a big fan of the Valley, like me.
12:01This is sort of Sophie's choice, I think, in terms of picking among the Bravo himbos that
12:08we have.
12:09So my question to you is, shag, marry, kill, Jax, Danny, Jesse.
12:13Oh, that's a hard one.
12:15Okay, you shag who?
12:18Jesse.
12:20You marry who?
12:22Oh, wait a minute.
12:22Danny or Jax?
12:24Danny.
12:24Okay, and you kill Jax.
12:25Danny, and then kill Jax.
12:26Okay.
12:27Thank you very much, sir.
12:30And here's Niara from New Orleans with a question for Adriana.
12:36Hi there.
12:38Hello, everyone.
12:40Adriana, were you surprised to watch Julia's tearful apology to Gertie during her Watch What
12:45Happens Live appearance?
12:46And do you think it was genuine?
12:49Well, I know she's not getting an Oscar.
12:51Much less, much less a Grammy, perhaps a Rezzy.
12:58Okay.
12:59Thank you, virtual fans.
13:01Wow.
13:02Adriana, the reunion...
13:05I made Tony laugh!
13:07I was like, wow.
13:08The reunion is tomorrow, and in that vein, Patrick L. wants to know if you've heard from Marisol's
13:18liver lately.
13:20Oh!
13:21Not really, but I think he's still in there, somewhat alive, because it hasn't been a letter
13:26to me yet.
13:26Oh, okay.
13:27We don't have another letter coming up from the liver.
13:30Okay, very good.
13:31Maybe from the knees.
13:32Okay, maybe from, oh, okay, Marisol's knees.
13:35Hearing Marisol compliment Adriana on the yacht was music to our ears, even if the only
13:40thing she could come up with was, I think it's really cool you play the piano.
13:44But since it's really cool that Lonnie also plays the French horn, it's time to reboot
13:49our favorite messy musical game.
13:51It's time for Truth or Tune.
13:53Ladies, take your instruments, and our wheel will spin to reveal a shady question for one
14:01or both of you.
14:02You can either answer it or play it safe and play your instrument.
14:06Okay.
14:06Oh, my God.
14:07Very good.
14:07Let's spin it, control room.
14:13Adriana, can you praise Marisol's three best physical attributes?
14:17The knees.
14:18The knees, there's two of them, and the liver.
14:21That makes three.
14:23Okay, spin it around.
14:28Lonnie, who do you consider to be the biggest narcissist on Bravo?
14:33Okay, spin it around, guys.
14:37Adriana, name three reasons why Alexia is a better friend to Julia than you are.
14:42She's truly loyal to Marisol.
14:45I think the question is why Alexia is a better friend to Julia than you are.
14:51Oh, yes, thank you.
14:56Okay, oh, Basquiat is playing.
14:59Okay.
15:00Okay, spin it around.
15:04Adriana, who would you rather, Lenny or Jody?
15:07Yes.
15:07Jody any day.
15:09Yes.
15:09Okay, spin it around.
15:13Lonnie, who is one housewife your former co-host, Garcelle Beauvais, used to bitch about the most?
15:18Me?
15:19No, a housewife.
15:21Oh, oh, um...
15:23She really...
15:24Lisa Renner.
15:26Oh, okay.
15:26I'll just make up a name.
15:27Oh, okay.
15:28Okay.
15:29Spin it around.
15:31He's going for your leggings.
15:32Okay, good.
15:34Adriana, which lady in your group would have the worst chances of getting into Harvard?
15:38Oh.
15:40Oh.
15:40Whoever didn't finish high school.
15:42Who didn't finish high school?
15:44I mean, I'm not going to name names.
15:46Did one of the women in your group not finish high school?
15:49I think there's a couple.
15:50A couple?
15:52Really?
15:53Yes.
15:53But a D, D counts.
15:54Wow.
15:55Yes.
15:56Is her first initial L?
15:59No.
16:00Oh.
16:00No, she has a college degree.
16:01Yeah.
16:02The first initial is Y.
16:05Y?
16:06Y.
16:10We're going to find out at the reunion?
16:12Okay.
16:13All right.
16:14Is there a housewife for the first name Y on Miami?
16:20Patrol room?
16:22No.
16:22No.
16:24It's not...
16:24Yulia?
16:27We don't save that for the reunion.
16:28Oh, okay.
16:29Oh.
16:30Oh, okay.
16:30You're going to have to watch this reunion.
16:31Spin it around.
16:35I just want to blow.
16:36Loni, who was the worst interview you ever had hosting a reel?
16:40How many of the worst?
16:42Um, okay.
16:45It was, it was, it was bad because he wouldn't answer the question, which was Terrence Howard
16:51because he, I asked him a question.
16:54He's a wild interviewer.
16:54Yeah.
16:55Yeah, yeah.
16:56Okay.
16:56He is a wild interview.
16:57I'm not making it.
16:58Yeah, it's a wild ride.
16:59Right, right.
16:59Interviewing him.
17:00Yes.
17:00Yeah.
17:01We bring him back to earth.
17:02Yes, yes, yes, yes.
17:03Yeah.
17:04I get it.
17:05Spin it around.
17:09Adriana, who's the rudest real housewife from another city you've ever encountered?
17:13Uh-oh.
17:14Giselle.
17:15Wow.
17:15What?
17:15Really?
17:16Giselle?
17:17No.
17:17Really?
17:18Where?
17:18We're at BravoCon here in New York and we're sharing a car.
17:23Oh, she was so rude.
17:24Oh, really?
17:25Oh, because you were sharing a car.
17:26You did not get along.
17:26She was giving me sass because I got the front seat and she came here second so she had to
17:31be sitting in the back so she wasn't happy about it.
17:32Oh.
17:33Oh.
17:33All right.
17:34After the break, we have more with these two and Lonnie sharing some unpopular Bravo
17:38and premiums.
17:40All right.
17:53Welcome back to What's Whatever Time.
17:55It's Annie here with Adriana Lonnie and Katie at the bar.
17:59Adriana, do you agree with Gertie that Alexia and Marisol are like a cult?
18:06And what did you think about Kiki repeating what Gertie had said to Marisol?
18:12Well, they can't be as tight as a cult.
18:14I mean, like, they are just unbreakable, you know, which to me, I can see it as a positive.
18:20But they do exert influence on the other ones.
18:23And some people tend to, you know, be the bone carriers.
18:27Right.
18:29Adriana Kelly on Facebook said,
18:32Who do you think broke the truce between Julia and Gertie?
18:36Julia for speaking out about their issues publicly at the narcissist party?
18:40Or Gertie for posting the text messages publicly?
18:45I believe that putting evidence on a wall, it does not equate to, you know, throwing water at somebody.
18:52But that's just me, I guess.
18:55I'm still trying to figure out what those messages were.
18:57I screenshot them.
18:58Yeah, did they prove anything?
18:59Okay, so in my position, what I didn't walk away because I said, if Gertie is going to show the receipts here, Julia might as well just show her receipts and then not run away.
19:11Right.
19:12You know what I mean?
19:12Like, if you have nothing to hide, then show your receipts.
19:15But I didn't understand what the receipts were.
19:17The receipts was the conversation they had previous to the cruise.
19:20Okay.
19:20Okay.
19:21So who invited who, who did what to who?
19:23Okay.
19:24That's not that bad.
19:24No, it's bad as s**t.
19:26But, I mean, you throwing water, messing up my weave, to me, it's worse.
19:29That is bad.
19:30Yeah, that's all I'm saying.
19:31Tonight, Lonnie brought three controversial Bravo opinions.
19:35And unlike a spot on Stephanie's plane, she's sharing them with everyone.
19:38Fasten your seatbelts.
19:39It's time for That's My Unpopular Opinion.
19:42And number three.
19:44Unpopular Opinion.
19:45Number one, we have to stop removing people from shows because they do something bad.
19:51I know it's unpopular, but I feel like we need to see it through.
19:55Let it play out on the show.
19:57And let it play out on the show instead of just instantly removing them.
20:00We're like, what happened to them?
20:01I do not disagree.
20:02Oh, okay.
20:02Number two.
20:04Okay.
20:05This might be a little controversial, but understand where I'm coming from.
20:08For traditional Caucasian franchises, stop putting random people of color on those shows just
20:17to put them on because, to me, it messes up the storyline, and then we get into something
20:24else.
20:24Oh, that's so interesting.
20:25Instead of the actual stuff.
20:26I'm telling you, I've studied this stuff, Andrew.
20:28Yeah, yeah, yeah.
20:29Okay?
20:29So, you know, you have a lot of other, you have popular franchises that are diverse,
20:34and yours is great.
20:36But let's stop just putting something on just to put them on.
20:40No.
20:40Okay.
20:41Uh, your last unpopular opinion.
20:43Oh, we need more sex scenes.
20:46Oh!
20:48All right.
20:49Okay.
20:51I have an idea.
20:52Your participation at sex in the city, I mean, just like that, with your shoe, it should
20:56come like with the, you know, show your bottom or something.
20:58Show my ass?
21:00All right.
21:01Okay.
21:01Spice it up.
21:02Take it up with Lani.
21:03I want to thank Adriana, Lani, and Katie for being on the winner.
21:06That was Marathon, the 2015 time.
21:09You've been playing our drinking game, no driving.
21:11We'll see you tomorrow night, everybody, after the outside of the lunch counter.
21:14We'll see you tomorrow night, everybody, after the outside of the lunch counter.
21:22We'll see you tomorrow night, everybody, after the outside of the lunch counter.
21:23We'll see you tomorrow night, everybody, after the outside of the lunch counter.
21:25We'll see you tomorrow night, everybody, after the outside of the lunch counter.
21:27We'll see you tomorrow night, everybody, after the outside of the lunch counter.
21:29We'll see you tomorrow night, everybody, after the outside of the lunch counter.
21:31We'll see you tomorrow night, everybody, after the outside of the lunch counter.
Recommended
22:56
|
Up next
1:08:00
1:01:06
1:18:27
1:06:21
56:18
30:07
1:01:28
32:47
47:43
40:37
41:31
47:11