Tu peux oublier ma bat-mitsva !

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Meilleures amies, Stacy et Lydia préparent des bat-mitsvas épiques. Mais leur projet dérape quand la présence d'un garçon populaire s'ajoute aux drames du collège… Idina Menzel, Jackie Sandler, Adam Sandler, Sadie Sandler et Sunny Sandler sont les vedettes de cette comédie audacieuse et futée sur le passage à l'âge adulte.

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00:00My baut mitzvah determines the rest of my life.

00:04If I had a kick-ass party, doors would open.

00:09And I just think Dua Lipa would make the party perfect.

00:12You can have a ball pit.

00:13That's for kids. I've had my period for seven months now.

00:17That's a long period, sweetheart.

00:19La la la la la la.

00:21La la la la la.

00:22I'm not popular.

00:23What is happening?

00:24You look insane.

00:25Slay queen.

00:26I'm not a loser.

00:27I look like the lady that pulls kids out of class when their parents get into car accidents.

00:33How often does that happen?

00:34I might be a little obsessed.

00:36One day, Indy Goldbar will be mine, and Dua will have a cool boyfriend, too,

00:39and then we'll have a joining loss in Tribeca in Taylor Swift's building.

00:43Yeah.

00:47Oh, my God.

00:49Oh, my God.

00:50Can't you just let me explain, please?

00:51No, let me explain to you.

00:53We are no longer friends.

00:54Yo, shit just got real.

00:57What's the matter?

00:59Something bugging you?

01:00She betrayed me.

01:01She kissed my crush, and then he touched her under Reuben P.

01:04A, B, C, D, E, F, U.

01:07Oh, hi.

01:08I'm the boob.

01:09Eh, I got plenty of that.

01:12You're not taking this seriously.

01:14You used to be such a respectful kid.

01:16I volunteered at the retirement home.

01:17So you could do a mitzvah, or so you could flirt with a boy.

01:21Facts.

01:22Real talk.

01:24I don't know what's happening between you two.

01:26Lydia has long black hairs on her nipples.

01:29You wouldn't happen to know why people keep asking me if they can floss their teeth with

01:33my nipple hair.

01:34Do you, Stacy?

01:35Uh, no.

01:37I know what she needs, because I know how she's feeling.

01:40She needs to process this herself.

01:42I know she hurt you, but I'm sure she misses her best friend.

01:48I'm gonna take that as a maybe.

01:50I'm sorry.

01:52I've tried to apologize.

01:53What is it enough?

01:54No, it's enough.

01:55It's too late.

01:56You know what's shape of?

01:58The bat mitzvah's gonna be canceled, sis.

02:00Dad, just talk to her.

02:03Don't yell.

02:05Kathy!

02:06Hi!

02:07You're a jerk, and you won't let me have a mojito bar.

02:09That's why we fought the Nazis!

02:11Is this a bad time?

02:12So you can have a mojito bar!

02:16She's growing up so fast.

02:18It's crazy.

02:18I'm drinking now.

02:20I tried it the other day.

02:21I didn't like it.

02:22We're good.

02:30I didn't like it.

02:53I didn't like it.

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