00:00My baut mitzvah determines the rest of my life.
00:04If I had a kick-ass party, doors would open.
00:09And I just think Dua Lipa would make the party perfect.
00:12You can have a ball pit.
00:13That's for kids. I've had my period for seven months now.
00:17That's a long period, sweetheart.
00:19La la la la la la.
00:21La la la la la.
00:22I'm not popular.
00:23What is happening?
00:24You look insane.
00:25Slay queen.
00:26I'm not a loser.
00:27I look like the lady that pulls kids out of class when their parents get into car accidents.
00:33How often does that happen?
00:34I might be a little obsessed.
00:36One day, Indy Goldbar will be mine, and Dua will have a cool boyfriend, too,
00:39and then we'll have a joining loss in Tribeca in Taylor Swift's building.
00:43Yeah.
00:47Oh, my God.
00:49Oh, my God.
00:50Can't you just let me explain, please?
00:51No, let me explain to you.
00:53We are no longer friends.
00:54Yo, shit just got real.
00:57What's the matter?
00:59Something bugging you?
01:00She betrayed me.
01:01She kissed my crush, and then he touched her under Reuben P.
01:04A, B, C, D, E, F, U.
01:07Oh, hi.
01:08I'm the boob.
01:09Eh, I got plenty of that.
01:12You're not taking this seriously.
01:14You used to be such a respectful kid.
01:16I volunteered at the retirement home.
01:17So you could do a mitzvah, or so you could flirt with a boy.
01:21Facts.
01:22Real talk.
01:24I don't know what's happening between you two.
01:26Lydia has long black hairs on her nipples.
01:29You wouldn't happen to know why people keep asking me if they can floss their teeth with
01:33my nipple hair.
01:34Do you, Stacy?
01:35Uh, no.
01:37I know what she needs, because I know how she's feeling.
01:40She needs to process this herself.
01:42I know she hurt you, but I'm sure she misses her best friend.
01:48I'm gonna take that as a maybe.
01:50I'm sorry.
01:52I've tried to apologize.
01:53What is it enough?
01:54No, it's enough.
01:55It's too late.
01:56You know what's shape of?
01:58The bat mitzvah's gonna be canceled, sis.
02:00Dad, just talk to her.
02:03Don't yell.
02:05Kathy!
02:06Hi!
02:07You're a jerk, and you won't let me have a mojito bar.
02:09That's why we fought the Nazis!
02:11Is this a bad time?
02:12So you can have a mojito bar!
02:16She's growing up so fast.
02:18It's crazy.
02:18I'm drinking now.
02:20I tried it the other day.
02:21I didn't like it.
02:22We're good.
02:30I didn't like it.
02:53I didn't like it.
02:53I didn't like it.
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