00:00What is something that you're looking forward to or dreading?
00:04I heard a job interview.
00:05I heard job interview.
00:06Job interview was the first thing I heard.
00:07The video interview was with an automated system.
00:10It would say, like, you have 30 seconds to read the question
00:12and then a minute to record your answer.
00:14They're making you interview yourself.
00:18Please read the following question.
00:19Why do I want to be a photographer?
00:21You now have five seconds to answer.
00:25I don't want to fucking take pictures from the New York Times.
00:28That's a huge New York Times.
00:33Rock, paper, scissors, shoot.
00:35I'm 100% certain I'm going to beat you.
00:37Okay.
00:38Because I think I'm in your head a little bit now.
00:40Yeah, all right.
00:41I know you're going to lose.
00:43For real, no.
00:44I think so, too.
00:45Oh, dude, your everything bagel with cream cheese is on the ground.
00:50Oh, man.
00:53It went cream cheese side down.
00:55Sorry, dude.
00:56Are you a flat earther?
01:00No.
01:01Fraternity!
01:02Oh, yeah.
01:03All right, as Rodney Rose said, what?
01:04Son of your boy!
01:06It's a classic, What the Fuck Spotlight.
01:09You're hard, sir.
01:10It's a short nine.
01:11Short nine?!
01:13I hope something happens like,
01:14hashtag short nine.
01:15Yeah.
01:26Sous-titrage FR ?
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