Jenny Slate: Seasoned Professional

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00:00Donc, je suis un pilote à Amsterdam.

00:03Il a connu à l'air d'arrivée avec des flowers,

00:06qui a fait ça me fait avoir un orgasm en train de fin.

00:10Et il est comme,

00:11« on dit, on dit, on dit, on dit, on dit, on dit, on dit, on dit, on dit, on dit, on dit, on dit, on dit, on dit. »

00:14Et je suis comme...

00:17Oh, je suis je suis pas...

00:19Je suis pas si, je suis pas j'ai entendu un...

00:21Je suis comme...

00:22Je suis pas dit, on dit, on dit, on dit, on dit...

00:30Oh, there's the other fucking shoe.

00:36I'm looking at this guy, I'm like,

00:37I thought you were fucking perfect.

00:41And now you just said the most fucked up thing

00:44that anyone has ever said to me.

00:49Get on the bikes?

00:51How dare you?

00:53Like, the idea that you would just be so,

00:57you would just assume that someone would do sports with you

01:00in another country?

01:04Like, I was fucking freaked out.

01:06Like, I was like,

01:07I should get on another plane and go home.

01:08Like, this is so...

01:09And I was just, like, standing there, like,

01:12like, I'm not an adrenaline junkie, you know?

01:14I don't want to fucking ride a bike, but, like...

01:16I was just like,

01:21I want to be brave for love.

01:27Like, who would be brave for love?

01:27Générique