00:00Grandfather's here.
00:02Can't you tell me I'm sick?
00:04He'll pinch my cheek.
00:06I hate that.
00:08Maybe he won't.
00:10Hey, how was this sick?
00:13Huh?
00:14I brought you a special present.
00:16What is it?
00:17It was the book my father used to read to me
00:20when I was sick and I used to read it
00:22to your father.
00:23And today I'm gonna read it to you.
00:25It was a time when life
00:27didn't seem so complicated.
00:30Marriage is what brings us
00:32together
00:32today. What?
00:35What? What? I'm killing myself
00:37once we reach the honeymoon suite.
00:40Will that be nice to me?
00:42A courtly age
00:43of gentle conversation.
00:47I will always come for you.
00:49How can you be sure?
00:51This is true love. Oh, no.
00:53Is this a kissing book?
00:55No. Actually, there was a lot of
00:57treachery.
00:57Harrow.
01:01And revenge.
01:02Prepare to die.
01:05Never go in against the Sicilians
01:07when death is on the line!
01:09Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!
01:11Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!
01:42Think it'll work?
01:43It'll take a miracle.
01:45Goodbye!
01:46It's a story of love.
01:49A tale of adventure.
01:52It's as real as the feelings you feel.
01:55I'm kissing again.
01:56Someday you may not mind so much.
01:58The Princess Bride.
02:00Not just your basic, average, everyday, ordinary, run-of-the-mill, ho-hum fairy tale.
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