00:00You could not help yourself, no matter what you had to eat
00:10The smell that came from your farts would curdle my sandwich meat
00:18We know that you did your best to hold it in until the school bell
00:26But once that school bell had rung, then we would all run like hell
00:34Whiffy Smithy, your farts were so nifty, no one would sit next to you
00:43You were the king of the stinkies, Whiffy Smithy, you never told us when one was due
00:50There was a new girl just started, it was her very first day in class
01:00Poor little thing had hay fever, and no way she could smell your ass
01:08She sat at the desk right next to you, where she could smell nothing wrong
01:16Oh, if she really knew the truth, you let off such a horrible pong
01:24Whiffy Smithy, your farts were so nifty, no one would sit next to you
01:33You were the king of the stinkies, Whiffy Smithy, you never told us when one was due
01:41That new girl became your girlfriend as she thought you smelled like a rose
01:51We thought it better that we never told her, and in the end that she never knows
02:00Whiffy Smithy, your farts were so nifty, no one would sit next to you
02:08You were the king of the stinkies, Whiffy Smithy, you never told us when one was due
02:16Whiffy Smithy, your farts were so nifty, no one would sit next to you
02:24You were the king of the stinkies, Whiffy Smithy, you never told us when one was due
