Chris D'Elia: No Pain

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À Minneapolis, Chris D'Elia nous fait part de ses réflexions sur tout : de l'autocensure aux dauphins à problèmes, en passant par les pouvoirs nazes des mutants.

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00:00That's my new shit is air dropping random photos to strangers

00:03Dude, it's so funny, man

00:06If you have an iPhone, you don't need to have someone's phone number

00:11To text them any picture that exists in the world

00:16Hey Apple, pictures of buttholes exist

00:22Dude, I do it all the time, I did it on the flight out here

00:26Then when I got on the plane, I looked to see who had their Bluetooth on

00:29Man, there were so many Bluetooths on

00:31I just sent them to all, I went boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop

00:34Just like, what the fuck, what, where is he?

00:38And then I looked behind me and so many people on the plane went like this

00:59What would you do to pay?

01:01T прям?

01:02I'm absolutely happy to see who had it on the plane

01:04I thought you have to get on the plane

01:05So only you know me and take a moment

01:06Me and tuh way

01:08And slowly look for you

01:10Yeah, both.

01:11And it's said're with you

01:12Yeah, so I tell your about it

01:13Or I just want to find your departure

01:15Because you're actually thatх

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