Harley Quinn

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Cette comédie animée pour adultes, piquante et désopilante, met en scène Harley Quinn alors qu'elle prend son envol après sa rupture avec le Joker.

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00:00Hi, my favorite little merry band of misfits.

00:03It's me, Harley Quinn, and you can stop salivating

00:05because season four is here.

00:07So strap in for more sex, more drama, more bane,

00:11bean, bane, and more Harl Ivy.

00:15Like a lot more because you weirdos are kind of obsessed with us.

00:17Anyways, love ya, bye.

00:19Hey babe, you forgot your lunch.

00:21I'm at the LOD with your lunch.

00:26God, we're cute.

00:27So damn cute.

00:28Good luck with your first date.

00:29It's a bird, it's a plane, it's motherfucking Harley Quinn.

00:39Jeez, sorry for trying to get a vibe going.

00:42I'm poison.

00:43There's my new CEO, girl power, and all that stuff.

00:47Lex hired a skirt.

00:50Lean in, disrupt, and things of that nature.

00:52I'm heading to the moon.

00:53Hope the rocket isn't shaped like a giant penis.

00:56Shit.

00:56I hope the clouds don't have a gag reflex.

00:59You're a good guy now.

01:04Okay, so we kicking his ass?

01:05We're heroes.

01:06We update records and stay fit.

01:08So boring.

01:11Yes, a crime.

01:14To solve.

01:14No one gets in the way of me owning the game.

01:19Hey babe, I'm working right now.

01:20Yeah, Harley.

01:21If we're gonna make our new jobs work, we'd need to establish some boundaries.

01:24What are you wearing?

01:25A lanyard with a bunch of maps and QR codes.

01:27Yes!

01:28Oh, call me when you're in the bathtub.

01:29I want to hear more about this fucking lanyard.

01:31Harley.

01:31Jesus.

01:32It's just too hard to integrate my new job into my old life.

01:36I want to party like we used to.

01:39Jugs out.

01:40Rugs out.

01:40Steal a car just to crash it into an even nicer car.

01:45Oh, you got that egg spill.

01:48No!

01:48No killing!

01:51That's on you guys for not telling me.

01:57Oh, for dick's sake.

01:58My bad!

02:01What's that sound?

02:02I'm pumping my calves.

02:04Women don't understand the pressures put on men's bodies.

02:07So sticky!

02:08Fucking gross.

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