00:00Guess what Kelly told me last night?
00:02She and Ben are selling their home.
00:04It's a beautiful property.
00:06Great location, new kitchen.
00:08I think they'll give us the listing.
00:10That'd be great, honey.
00:12We can't be realtors if we don't have listings.
00:18Oh shit, someone's coming.
00:20Hurry, let's get this one.
00:26That casual.
00:30Our life was amazing.
00:36But something happened to my wife.
00:38I can't feel my heartbeat.
00:40What?
00:42She threw up this.
00:44I didn't have formaldehyde, so I saved it in olive oil.
00:46That was a crazy amount of vomit.
00:48Well, I'm not a medical expert.
00:50It was a huge amount.
00:52She's acting different.
00:54I can cook that for you, sweetheart.
00:56I'm fine.
00:58She is dead and also undead.
01:02A zombie?
01:04I don't like that word.
01:06I think it's inherently negative.
01:07I don't like it either.
01:08Let's not use it.
01:10I do like the way that I feel.
01:12I have endless energy and I sleep two hours a night.
01:14I get so much done.
01:16You eat people.
01:18I know.
01:19It's just that I'm so much more confident.
01:20I can parallel park in one move now.
01:22The undead are completely driven by their it.
01:28But if I can't control myself, then I risk everything that matters to me.
01:32I'm not sending you out to do this alone, sweetheart.
01:36I'm not gonna bail on you now.
01:41We have to kill someone who deserves it.
01:43I guess the prototype would be a young, single Hitler.
01:46God, we'd be heroes!
01:56Shit!
01:57You guys are not great at this!
02:00From now on, we fuck everything up together.
02:09What kind of realtor are you?
02:11Residential, but commercial on request.
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