00:00What the hell were you doing? You're three hours late!
00:03Dad, you don't understand. The car was busted, so we had to shred.
00:07Why are your lips red? Were you wearing a snow cone?
00:10That's a really good guess.
00:11What kind of adults rule are we?
00:12The police are here, and they're saying that you bought alcohol for minors.
00:16Thanks, boys!
00:17In Europe, the drinking age is like 10.
00:19They could have been European.
00:21What made you think they were European?
00:22They had a certain je ne sais quoi.
00:24I think one of them was eating pain au chocolat.
00:28Guys, everyone thinks we're losers.
00:30But that's about to change.
00:32I know where the treasure of Foggy Mountain is.
00:34From when we were kids.
00:36We are looking at a hundred mil.
00:38A hundred million dollars?
00:40It'd be like, I mean, I know it's more than this, but at least a million dollars each.
00:44Significantly more.
00:45What are we waiting for?
00:50The few guys that came in earlier, honestly, nobody killed.
00:53The ginger looked like a colonial ghost.
00:55Glasses looked like Tim Burton drew him.
00:56And in a short one, we probably were the same size bra.
00:59They had a treasure map of like an X on it.
01:00We're gonna steal that map.
01:02That is a full-on hawk.
01:04Hey, buddy.
01:06Reverse it!
01:07Reverse the rock!
01:10Does he not know it can fly?
01:12Why did he walk away with an attitude?
01:15Everyone is after this treasure.
01:17We deserve that!
01:19You deserve it?
01:19Yeah.
01:20Three white guys whose biggest issue is, what, growing up?
01:23It's not.
01:23No, I feel like it's more nuanced than that.
01:27You just hit a woman!
01:29I apologize for him.
01:31I, for one, would never.
01:32Oh, my God!
01:34So I've hit one woman.
01:35That's not in the grand...
01:37Oh, my God!
01:37Ew!
01:38Welcome, you friends.
01:40We can all agree this is a scary cult and we're waiting for the other shoe to drop.
01:45We're in a docu-series and this is episode two.
01:47Dude, completely.
01:50Insane night.
01:52Guys, why are we tied up?
01:54I'd rather die than live without you boys.
01:59Holy!
02:02Oh, my God!
02:03Guys, look.
02:08Dude, that's the treasure door.
02:10Open it.
02:12Oh, my God!
02:14Oh, my God!
02:15Oh, my God!
02:16I'm gonna be sick.
02:17I'm gonna be sick to my stomach.
02:18Forget the money.
02:19It's not worth it.
02:33Oh, my God!
02:57Jesus Christ.
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